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Pull!

Pull!

Pull!

Pull!

Pull!

Hey, my grandson who's staying abroad called and said,

'Grandpa, can you give me a live stream of when they plant the plane on the roof?'

Take a look.

- Heave... - Ho!

- Heave... - Ho!

- Heave... - Ho!

- Heave... - Ho!

- Heave... - Ho!

Hello!

Where are you, dear?

I'm helping them take the Headman's tank to the roof.

Forget about helping them. I'm trying to help you out instead.

Come quickly.

They are here.

Huh? They are here?

- Alright, I'm coming. - Gulab!

Give us just five more minutes, will you?

We've almost got it in place.

Come on.

The tank is almost in its place. I just hope they don't leave my place.

Come on.

Make sure you don't drop it.

Pull harder.

Come on.

Pull!

Careful.

Careful.

Take care.

Careful there.

Pull!

Oh no, it's coming down.

You did it again.

You'll be in big trouble for this.

Uncle, tell your grandson the plane was made in China, and it crashed.

What do I say now?

You know, his poor mother got sick and passed away,

and then his father just couldn't bear the grief and followed her.

There's really nothing we can do when it's God's will, is there?

That's just so sad.

- But I guess that's just how it is - God's plan.

Look, here he is!

Greetings.

- Greetings. - Greetings, son.

Greetings.

Bakar Singh, the young man is right here in front of you now.

Go ahead, ask him whatever you'd like.

Don't go blaming the matchmaker later, okay?

Nah, we won't hold you responsible for anything.

He's really handsome.

I like him.

So, what's his name?

Gulab.

Gulab Singh.

It suits him since he looks as lovely as a rose.

Come now, Sister, have a seat with us.

Uh, well, I...

Please, have a seat.

Enough with the excuses, just go do your job.

She's actually our maid. She's a bit late today.

I see.

How many kids does he have?

He's still...

I'm still single, you see because I'm just a youngster.

Did you choose to stay unmarried or just it hasn't happened?

So you're a lifelong bachelor then, eh?

Where do you stay?

You ask like I'm some kind of rodent that should live in a hole in the ground.

This is my house. I stay here.

- He stays here with me. - Alright, let's go.

No way are we marrying our daughter off to some bachelor's place.

- Hey! - Let's get going.

Hold on, listen to me.

Sit down, Bikar Singh.

Let me explain.

I know them well, I'm their neighbor.

He's a real devotee of Lord Hanuman, you know.

- Hail Hanuman! - He visits the temple every Tuesday.

People call him a lifelong bachelor for no good reason, trust me.

I know how pious he is.

Alright, let's go then.

We're not sending our girl to live with some lifelong bachelor, no way.

Yeah, let's get out of here.

- Stay. Listen to me! - Forget it.

Goodness, your head must be even thicker than your body.

Get lost!

You wanted me to marry my daughter into a lifelong bachelor's house?

Have you no shame?

Take her and go!

If she sits on our couch, she'll break it.

Get lost.

If you had any competence, you'd get his uncle married first before trying this.

Listen to me, will you?

Bikar Singh!

Oh no...

Don't you worry, Gulab.

I'll get you married, no matter what it takes.

Come on now, give me a smile!

Love you, my dear boy.

Damn it all!

You're looking at them with such evil intent,

I'm worried you'll end up devouring them with just your eyes.

I've got to take these back.

Well, the plan to get him hitched may have gone awry,

but no need to let the food go to waste too, right?

Keep it down.

You can only have a samosa after we get Gulab married off, alright?

You can go tell that to your dad.

Why are you making such sour faces, like a busted clock?

Leave before I have to have you towed out of here.

Buzz off.

Uncle, you're not getting hitched because of your own uncle, you know.

You're a good guy, it's him with the shady character.

What makes you think I'm the one with the bad character?

Did I rob your place or something?

Done sowing thorns yet?

The thorns were planted the day your parents named you Gulab.

Come on, Uncle, why did you have to go and say I stay with you?

As if you're staying with Barack Obama or something.

You want me to sleep at the freaking pumping station for their daughter's sake?

They said they don't want to send their girl to live where a lifelong bachelor lives.

Why? Don't bachelors have a life of their own?

Bachelor life is the pits, Uncle.

How can you say that?

You can ask anyone from Salman Khan to the Prime Minister.

They're living the royal life.

He says bachelor life is the pits.

We're God's own son-in-law, you know.

We finally found a match this year, after a huge struggle, and they turned me down.

In my rush to get home, I also ended up crashing the Headman's plane.

But my marriage still didn't work out.

You know why you're not getting married?

It's because of your uncle, man.

Tell me, what's lacking in you otherwise?

They like you as soon as they see you.

But they're out the door as soon as they hear about your uncle.

So you want me to just ditch my uncle?

You know he's the one who raised me after my parents passed away.

It's not just your uncle, you know.

You're also partly responsible for the delay in your marriage.

How am I responsible for it?

"How am I responsible for it?"

Haven't you heard that saying,

"When you really want something,

the whole universe conspires to help you get it"?

What is this nonsense?

But it has a deep meaning.

You won't get it.

Remember our PT coach?

He said, first set a target, then focus on the task.

Then there's nothing in this world you can't achieve.

Yeah, bro. He even wrote a book called,

"Get What You Want."

You'll get the realization once you read that book.

Just set a target.

But how am I supposed to set a "target" to get married?

Fix a date when you want to get married, no matter what.

Hmm.

That I want to get married on this date, come hell or high water.

- Right. - You're great.

My marriage isn't even set, and you want me to set a wedding date?

The order doesn't matter.

Why don't we just book a wedding hall first instead?

That's the bride's family's job.

We don't have a bride.

I know, it's not like you need one right away.

Yeah.

We just need to put down a deposit.

The bride's family can pay the rest later.

You just need to focus.

That's why you didn't pass the PT test, you know.

And your PT coach himself didn't even focus on his own life.

Forget the target, he'd focus on drinking every evening.

No matter what you say, don't blame us for failing.

That's our own achievement.

Yeah.

Forget it.

How about we go catch a movie tomorrow?

Nah, bro. I'm taking the wife to her parent's place tomorrow.

And I got to take mine to the doctor.

- Why? - She keeps complaining her back hurts.

Let's go.

That's why I don't get married, man.

You guys are all whipped by your wives.

Your wedding's just not happening, or you'd love being a slave too.

He'll die single.

Get lost. You're not meant to enjoy life.

I'm a free bird.

I'll have fun at the theatre all by myself tomorrow.

"The mirror would fall for you if it could speak."

Well done, Ajaib Singh.

You're going to cause a stir today, I bet.

The maid didn't show up again today.

It's becoming a daily thing for her.

Who knows whose life she's ruining on the way?

Look at him.

He's on his phone half the night and sleeps half the day.

Hey, wake up sleepyhead!

Go do something productive, will you?

Wake up, it's already 14 o'clock!

Uncle, most people prefer to be woken up by their wives.

No fairies come down to wake me up either,

I wake up on my own, just like you.

No one's going to marry their daughter off to a lazy bum like you.

Uncle, I think you used to be just like me back in the day,

that's why no one married you off either.

Wait, I'm going to teach you a lesson.

I'm leaving.

Your maid aunty didn't show up again.

At least make your own bed, will you?

You expect me to do everything for you?

Why bother making it?

I'll just have to re-make it in a couple of hours anyway.

Look, Aunty's here.

- Greetings, Aunty. - You just woke up, Gulab?

Look at that.

First, they move like a sluggish train,

then they stop at the gate to let others pass,

like it's some major junction.

He gets stiff in no time.

Even the dead don't stiffen up that quickly.

Why are you glaring at me like a mad cow?

Go do your job.

Why are you picking a fight with that poor woman first thing in the morning?

You say she glares at you,

but that poor thing hardly says a word.

And she feeds us, so don't scare her away.

I can't cook.

Like I'd expect you to feed me.

"I want to make a movie about our love story."

Hey Gulab, the movie is ready,

but it's actually about you and your uncle instead.

You should have brought your uncle with you.

He could have watched his own biopic too.

We'd have double the fun watching the movie today.

Right, lifelong bachelor, I mean Gulab?

Why are you calling me a lifelong bachelor?

My uncle's the lifelong bachelor, not me.

I'm still single.

Oh.

You're right.

- He's not a lifelong bachelor. - Yeah.

He's a "coming soon" lifelong bachelor.

Wait, where are you going?

I'm not waiting around anymore.

What's wrong with him?

Now I'll only be able to relax once I teach you a lesson.

Whoa, this one looks expensive.

We're not here to buy it, Gulab.

It's just a one-day thing. We'll do our thing and get out of here.

Yeah.

Their office is that way, let's head over.

Coming, coming!

Sir, which village will the groom and his guests be coming from?

From Sanghreri.

Sanghreri.

And the bride's village?

We still don't know that.

You don't know?

What does that mean?

The bride's family is staying in another village now,

and they're not sure of the name yet.

Yes, yes, yes.

Then don't confuse me.

No, don't get confused.

You should book it for a date near Lohri then.

Near Lohri?

Sir, you're here to book a wedding hall, not a mini tempo!

There are six months left for Lohri, bro.

You will lose focus by then.

Keep a closer target of two to three months.

We will have a quick wedding.

Okay.

- How about his birthday, October 10th? - Yes.

- We will also cut your birthday cake here. - Yes.

I can't promise anything about a birthday cake,

but if we don't meet the target date, they will cut our necks for sure.

What is going on?

Are we having a wedding or a community lunch here?

No, it is a wedding.

- You should just book it for October 10th. - Yes.

- 10th October, done. - Here's the advance.

Done.

- The bride's family will pay you the rest. - Yes.

You can ask them for their village too.

Right.

Right.

Okay.

Congratulations.

The wedding hall is booked for October 10th.

10th October.

Are you happy now?

Yes.

Okay, so with the grace of God, we have managed to book the wedding palace.

Now nothing can stop the sister-in-law from coming!

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Turn the bike around.

"I think she must be adorning her veils with laces."

"She too must be preparing for the auspicious day."

"She must be sleeping with the stars and the moon by her side."

"She must be questioning the mirror about beauty."

"She must be questioning the mirror about beauty."

"Anklets will finally meet their destined feet."

"The village will finally connect to the city."

"When that beauty will meet her beloved."

"I know I am going to pamper her,"

"Her face glows like a blooming flower,"

"I will surrender my life for her,"

"For she is the one for me."

"My destiny will once again favor me."

"She will come and unlock my fate."

"She will come and unlock my fate."

"I don't know how I will contain my happiness?"

"I will ensure we have a sweet relationship."

"I will ensure it."

"I will fill the wind with happiness."

"I will treasure and keep my beloved safe in my heart."

"I will treasure her and keep my beloved safe in my heart."

Okay bro, so we have laid the foundation stone of your wedding.

Now the coach's book will work as the tool to build the walls.

Take it out.

Ta-da!

Thank goodness it's a book. I thought you were taking out a liquor bottle.

Forget the bottle and tell me how close are you to your target now.

What do I say?

We got two proposals, but it didn't work out.

There is just one month left for the wedding, but we still don't have a bride.

You always get stuck there.

- Yes. - We don't need a bride right now.

I think you are not focusing on your target.

How else do I focus, you idiot?

- Let's consult the coach. - Yes.

Come here.

Here you go.

The coach says to set small goals to achieve big targets.

It will help you achieve your big target.

Hmm

We should make a list of important things needed for a wedding.

Done.

Go get a book and a pen.

Items needed for a wedding:

Item No. 1:

- A bride. - A bride.

Bro, can't we think of anything other than a bride?

There are so many other important things needed for a wedding.

Let's note those down first.

Cancel the bride.

- Yes, cancel her. - we will note that down later.

Cancelled it.

First, write down: the wedding palace.

It has already been booked.

- Is it? - Yes, it is.

Then mark it.

- Mark it. - Use this... a red pen.

We've booked the wedding palace hall.

On number two write: confetti.

So the confetti is more crucial than the bride?

He is more interested in joking with the sisters-in-law.

- No bro, it's not so. - Ignore him.

Note down the next thing.

A cook.

- Next, write... - The tent.

Gulab? Hey, Gulab?

I have made lentils for you.

Here, have a taste and tell me if it's any good.

Come on Sister-in-law, your food always tastes great.

In fact, food becomes tasty even if you just pass by it.

I am good at making spicy things.

And when it comes to sweets, your sweet words do the tricks.

Oh, come on, Sister-in-law.

Here, have it. I am sure your maid didn't make you anything good.

I have to take care of you.

Here, have it.

- Bye. - Bye.

Gulab?

Be ready tomorrow.

We have another prospective bride's family coming to see you.

Really, bro?

You're the only one in this village who's so worried about my marriage.

I'm not actually concerned about your marriage.

I'm just speaking from my own fears.

I fear my wall might fall into your courtyard.

What did you say, bro?

Who will be worried about your marriage if not me, dear?

I think you will surely get me married one day.

I'll get you married before you start jumping across my wall.

Get ready.

That's great news, Gajjan Singh.

Congratulations on your son's wedding.

What's the date?

10th October.

10th October?

Yes.

I am at Sadhu's place from the 8th to the 10th of October.

What's at Sadhu's place?

Sadhu's son, Gulab is getting married.

Who agreed to marry their daughter to him?

We didn't even know that he was betrothed.

What? They already gave me an advance.

What do I say now?

You know, his poor mother got sick and passed away,

and then his father just couldn't bear the grief and followed her.

It's all fate.

Look at our fate. We have such a good family, right?

Sir, I told you they are the best family in our village.

They are the best.

Your daughter will rule this house.

- You are right, Matchmaker. - Yes.

- The boy is handsome. - Yes.

He has such a good house.

Only fortunate ones get it.

You are right.

Look, this house will belong to him in the future.

I am just doing his parents' duty.

I am eagerly waiting for him to get married.

I will be going on a pilgrimage when he gets married.

We are okay with the alliance.

You can take the token gift right away.

Congratulations, Ajaib Singh.

- Let's not delay this. - Yes.

Let's go ahead then.

- Right. - Ask the boy to sit on the chair then.

Amazing.

Congratulations, Ajaib Singh.

I heard Gulab's wedding has been fixed.

Did you dream about it?

We are just about to tie the auspicious thread.

You say you haven't tied the auspicious thread yet,

but you have already booked a chef?

He told me that Sadhu's son, Gulab is getting married on 10th October.

Huh?

Don't you have to distribute the invites, you idiots?

What is going on here?

I think this uncle and his nephew are trying to trick us.

What if his uncle is trying to do this for himself?

Let's go. Let's leave.

- Let's go, Sister. - Wait, sir. Have some tea.

Forgive us, Brother.

You said they are the best family in this village.

I think they are frauds.

We don't want to ruin our daughter's life with them.

- We will find better options. - Bye.

How would you be ruining her life? As if we would drown her in a bucket.

Stop it.

I am losing points because of this best family. He got me insulted.

Gajjan Singh ruined it for us.

I was wondering I am the head of the family, how could I not know about this?

Yes, Uncle, you are right.

But Gajjan Singh isn't wrong either.

No, Uncle! Don't hit me!

- Wait, you idiot. - Please hear me out.

- You didn't even tell me about it? - Uncle! Wait!

I'll keep hitting this shoe on your head nonstop.

Are you really getting married?

Yes.

They insulted me because of you.

But you are the head of our family, Uncle.

He was bound to blame you.

You got me insulted.

You behaved like you were my enemy.

You thought of me as your uncle and not as your father.

You are not just my father but also my mother.

We fixed it last night.

And these guys showed up in the morning.

When would have I told you?

They had almost finalized it.

What would have happened if they had given you the token?

Now tell me where is that girl from?

Keepa is the one who got it fixed.

I did?

Yes, you did. You don't remember?

- You are the one who got it fixed. - Right.

Really?

Are you sure?

Who else could have done it?

- You did it. Tell Uncle. - Yes, Uncle.

- My aunt's aunt got the proposal. - Really?

She is a distant aunt's daughter.

- Such a close relative. - Yes, Uncle.

Bye, Uncle. We'll go get the invites printed.

- Yes. Let's go. Let's go, bro. - Bye, Uncle. See you later.

Bye.

One of you go and do it.

Will all of you be personally printing the card or what?

Everything got ruined because of your coach's book.

We lost such a good alliance.

It would've worked out well if we hadn't set that target.

- Don't think negatively, bro. - Right.

Just think, you are getting proposals

from the time we are following the coach's plan.

Right.

Coach's plan would've worked fine if Gajjan hadn't shown up.

Hmm.

- Let's go inside. - Come on.

Have a look.

That one's good.

Yes, this one's good.

So, what's the bride's name?

The bride's name...?

They know.

Tell him.

We'll think and let you know the bride's name.

What's there to think?

Her name will always be her name.

I am sure her family must have given her a name.

I suggest you think of a nice name and print it, okay?

We are talking about a wedding invite and not a sticker behind a motorbike

that I should find a nice one and use.

Then write Surprise Kaur.

Yes.

It's a surprise for our village anyway.

Surprise Kaur.

Yes, Surprise...

Kaur.

- Write down other details as well. - Okay, give it here.

One more thing,

make sure his uncle's name is mentioned as an inviter.

Okay.

Or he will get upset.

- Yes. - I'll do it.

- Look over there. - Ajaib Singh.

Ajaib Singh, Uncle.

- Here you go. - Give it here.

I have written down his uncle's name.

- Okay then? - Okay.

- Done? - Done.

No. Not you.

The invites will get printed, but we need to find this Surprise Kaur too.

I think you will get me into trouble.

Don't worry, bro.

We are both at it.

Leave the bride to us.

You take care of the invites.

And don't stay dependent on your uncle.

Hop on already.

Hop on.

Ready?

Yes, drive.

Here, Grandma. Congratulations.

Congratulations to you too, son.

I am so happy.

You did a great thing by printing the card in Punjab.

Even someone like me can read it.

I agree.

The whole card is in Punjabi but the bride's name is in English?

Did you find a white bride or something?

No Grandma, she's a Punjabi, but the guy who was printing the invites said

the girl's name will stand out if written in English.

That is true.

She is certainly standing out in the card.

You just wait and watch, Grandma.

Your daughter-in-law will stand out in this village as well.

True. She will certainly stand out.

- Have a look at this. - What?

I found the marriage bureau's site.

- You found it? - Yes.

They have also mentioned a WhatsApp number.

Try it. What are you waiting for?

- Give me a minute. - Okay.

I have reached the office and I have received a call as well.

Stop the bike, driver.

Hold this.

Take care of it.

Let me put on my glasses and see who's in such a hurry.

It might be a nice guy.

Hello?

Greetings, Brother.

Greetings, Brother.

Where are you speaking from?

From the place where you called, Brother.

I'm speaking from Dhori.

He's speaking from Dhuri with an English touch.

- He's got an English touch? - Yes.

Then give it here.

Hello dear bro.

- Yes? - Can you find us a bride?

I didn't start this office to sell Java plums.

Of course, I start this office to find you a bride!

Don't be so upset, Brother.

You said things that would upset anyone.

I was very angry.

But thank goodness I swallowed it down.

Tell me what kind of a bride are you looking for?

Brother, we want the best quality, premium, and shining bride.

Yes.

Actually, there is a shortage of girls these days.

And you are in a hurry.

If you don't mind, I can find you an alliance in Lahore.

Looks like he has contacts far and wide.

He is trying to fix an alliance with Pakistan.

- Really? - Yes.

Put it on speakerphone.

Brother, not that Punjab, we want you to find one in this Punjab.

What Punjab are you talking about, huh?

Are you from the Punjab in India?

Are you from the Punjab in Pakistan, Brother?

You should check the number before you dial.

If you can't see well then you should have it checked by someone else.

He is talking to you.

And if anyone doesn't help, then you should wear thick glasses and check it.

And if you still cannot check then you shouldn't dial that number.

Hang up now!

It got disconnected.

Forget that Punjab, let's find one in this Punjab itself.

- Really? - Yes.

Let's find another marriage bureau.

Yes.

Damn her.

Come on time sometimes at least.

Is your watch's battery dead?

My watch's battery is fine. It's your heart that's dead.

Yeah, whatever, any way you are here for another week or so only.

Once Gulab gets married, I'll get to eat food cooked by my daughter-in-law.

Go and do your job.

She is always so lazy.

You will go to hell for this.

Lifelong bachelors have just two things supporting them.

Mirror and door handles.

You broke the mirror.

Now where am I supposed to see my face?

There is no need to see it.

Everyone knows how you look.

I'll slap you, you duck face.

You scoundrel.

Now you should eat food cooked by your daughter-in-law only.

That I will.

Leave before I whack you.

- You bark like a dog. - Who does she think she is?

Where are you coming from?

You cannot stay in one place, can you?

Where have you been all these days?

Uncle, you know how difficult it is to distribute wedding invites.

Our relatives stay so far away.

Like they stay in Bikaner and all.

They are all within 20 kilometers.

At least introduce me to the bride's family.

I need to discuss some things with them.

I told you they are related to Keepa.

Do Keepa's relatives refuse to meet others?

I mean he is handling everything.

He's like a family member to us.

- Don't worry. - Get this straight.

Guys like Keepa will get you into trouble one day.

Forget all that.

Where is Aunty? I am starving.

She won't be coming anymore.

Why? Is she unwell?

Unwell? She doesn't have dengue or something.

She was already mentally unwell.

Who destroyed your only memento?

Your useless maid.

So you two got into a fight.

I am sure you are the one who started it.

Why would I fight?

Why do we need her anyway?

There are only five days left for your wedding.

I'll get the food from outside for the next two days.

We will anyway have a cook coming on the third day.

After that, we will eat food cooked by your wife.

You guys are strange.

I need to find the bride, fix the wedding all in five days?

You cannot even get a car in five days!

You guys are a limit.

We aren't asking for a BMW.

- Even an Alto or a Zen will do. - Yes.

Will a push start Maruti do?

We will get it towed.

Yes.

Show us something at least.

Here you go.

She's beautiful?

- Yes, she is beautiful. - Yes.

She is beautiful beyond compare.

There is just one issue with her.

- What? - What?

She doesn't have a leg.

Good, it will save him money for the anklets.

Right.

No. Show us a girl with her hands and legs intact.

Fine, I'll show you the intact ones.

Do that.

Here, she is fully intact.

Hmm.

She is good-looking.

Do you have any photos of her where she isn't wearing any shades?

Yes, I do.

- Show it to us. - You won't gain anything by seeing it anyway.

Why?

She has an eye missing.

Do you have any girl with all the body parts intact?

Stop joking with us.

- You keep showing us such girls. - Brother, this is me saying I'm sorry.

I fix alliances, I don't sell blankets.

- This is a limit. - Yes.

The board outside says alliance and more alliances

as if you have lots of them, like blankets.

Let's go, Dulah.

Forget it.

This marriage bureau shouldn't be called Quick Marriage Bureau.

- It is a bad place. - Yes.

Neither of the Punjabs are working out for us.

We have tried both of them.

How about we try the afternoons now?

Huh?

Nothing.

It's Gulab.

What should I tell him?

What will you say? Disconnect it.

The matchmaker was no help.

We will have to come up with something else.

Congratulations, son.

"You don't experience these auspicious days every day."

"You don't experience these auspicious days every day."

God bless you, my boy. God bless you.

- Greetings, Aunty. Greetings, Uncle. - God bless you.

- Greetings, dear. - This is a limit, Gulab.

You are doing all the work on your own.

Your uncle doesn't know anything.

Does he not know that you should be staying home?

You are not supposed to step out of the house now, son.

- Right. - I think I am in big trouble.

It's okay, son. Don't worry.

Now that we are here, we will handle everything, okay?

You should not step out of the house.

- Okay. - I am warning you.

- Okay. - I will be watching you.

Where is your uncle?

Inside.

- Brother! - Come, my child.

'This is amazing, God. I don't have a bride.'

'And my friends aren't answering my calls.'

'Now I am not even allowed to step out of the house.'

'Why are you testing me?'

Go and quickly serve it inside.

Go on.

You too hurry up.

Where is he?

I gave you one duty and you couldn't handle that either?

Where is Gulab?

I asked him to cook chicken but he flew away like a bird.

Go and find him.

We are all set for the turmeric ceremony.

Right.

Yes, Ajaib Singh.

Go and find him.

I am waiting to break this.

It's not like you have to break it on his head.

Find something to break it.

You go and find him quickly.

Go on.

Someone give me a stick or something.

- I'll get it. Come here. - Where are you?

- You have it? - Yes.

I'm coming.

He bloody never answers his phone!

There he is.

What are you doing here, bro?

We searched the whole village for you.

This wouldn't have happened if you had tried that hard to find me a bride!

You kept saying you were too eager to find a bride!

There are so many other important things needed for a wedding.

We've got everything on the list,

but where's this 'Surprise Kaur' girl?

- Don't ruin your mood, Gulab. - Right.

Your relatives are waiting for you to apply turmeric paste on you.

Why should I apply turmeric paste, huh, when there is no bride?

- It's not like we need her today itself! - Right!

When else are we going to get her then?

- After the wedding? - We found you a bride.

We found the one.

- You found one? - We found one?

Yes, we did.

Yes, we found you a bride.

- Yes. - Yes, we found you a bride.

- We found her. - That's what we wanted to tell you.

Let's go, we will tell you everything once you get home. - Right.

Everyone at home is in a celebratory mood.

- Come on. - And you are sulking over here.

You are drinking moonshine over here whereas

everyone's enjoying the best quality imported liquor at home.

Turn the bike around.

- Right away. - We are headed home.

"Some girls marry senior officers,"

"Some girls marry revenue collectors,"

"Some girls marry politicians,"

"Some girls marry politicians,"

"Some girls marry inspectors,"

"Your beloved is a Jatt,"

"Your beloved is a Jatt who is into farming,"

"I will fulfill all your dreams,"

"We will manage somehow,"

"Forget the money, I will give you the moon,"

"Forget the money, I will give you the moon,"

"Forget the money,"

"She just passed by me, and it's winter,"

"I am suddenly feeling very cold,"

"I am suddenly feeling very cold,"

"And my heart is racing,"

"We Jatts like to enjoy good things in life,"

"We Jatts like to enjoy good things in life,"

"We own a lot of land,"

"You can hear them roar from the bar,"

"Your in-law's village is incomparable!"

"Your in-law's village is incomparable!"

"Your in-law's village..."

"Why do you keep bragging about yourself?"

"Listen to what my heart has to say."

"Get me anklets for my ankles feel barren..."

"Get me anklets for my ankles feel barren..."

"Get me a queen's necklace."

"And also get me a nose ring that shines like a bright star."

"Stop saving all the money, spend some on me."

"Stop saving all the money, spend some on me."

"Stop saving all the money..."

"Your beloved's friendship is unbreakable."

"I can go do the impossible for you."

"I can go do the impossible for you."

"Even the government isn't that resourceful."

"I feel like taking a sip of you, you are like single malt."

"You are the one with attitude, I am the one with leadership."

"You are the one with attitude, I am the one with leadership."

"You are the one with attitude..."

"You are a handsome boy and I am a girl who likes good things."

"You have pride,"

"You have pride, and I have attitude,"

"Like a thread and needle,"

"I swear, we are a match made in heaven."

"I swear, we are a match made in heaven."

"I swear we are..."

"We are young and good-looking, both you and me, girl,"

"I can already hear anklets tinkling,"

"I can already hear anklets tinkling in my courtyard,"

"I don't like anything without you, who do you want me to swear upon?"

"Hey girl, I see you in my dreams,"

"Hey girl, I see you in my dreams,"

"Hey girl, I see you in my dreams,"

"Hey girl, I see you..."

Come on, everyone.

Hurry up, we are running late.

Come on, Gulab.

Hurry up, everyone.

Let's go, everyone.

Come on, hurry up.

The bride's family must be waiting.

After getting me into this mess, now they aren't answering my phone.

Shall we leave?

Wait.

I first need to find out where we need to go.

Uncle, get this straight.

You better make sure your wedding takes place.

This is the first time I am the best man.

Don't get me tagged as unlucky.

Sit there quietly.

I don't want to be tagged as unlucky!

Do you want me to teach you a lesson right away?

But where do I need to come?

There is no bride.

Huh?

Okay, send me the location pin.

I have transported many wedding guests.

This is the first wedding where the boy is dressed

as the groom when he doesn't even have a bride.

Just drive, man.

I'm already quite irritated.

Don't make me teach you a lesson.

Take us to this location.

Okay, fine.

What's wrong? Why aren't we leaving?

What's got you so tense?

Did Keepa and all ditch you at the last moment or something?

No, no, no.

Then let's go, hurry up.

Uncle was right they were going to get me into big trouble one day.

They've got me into a big mess.

Come on, everybody, we are late for the wedding.

Hurry up. Come on.

All of you come as well.

There you go. This is going to get me into big trouble.

You have only one option, Gulab Singh.

Run!

They are going to humiliate you so badly.

Where are you running off to, Uncle?

What are you staring at?

She is your bride.

So how did you like the "Surprise Kaur" surprise?

Let's go.

Come on.

Long live the book, "Get What You Want"!

Sign here, please.

I have already signed the marriage certificate.

What is this for?

They know.

Sign it.

Gulab, can you step out for a minute?

We need to talk to you.

Keepa, you do the talking.

What did you want to talk about, my brothers?

Well...

Brother, we couldn't find you a bride,

so in order to save you from embarrassment

we hired an orchestra girl to be your bride.

- Huh? - Yes.

She is the one who actually took the wedding vows with me?

Yes.

Dulah!

Wait, you rascal? Where are you running off to?

I'm going to kill you.

Why are they playing the chase-and-catch game?

Uncle was right. "They will get you into trouble one day."

Hear me out. Why don't you just hear me out?

She won't stay with you forever.

What do you mean?

I mean, you don't worry.

We have discussed everything with the girl.

She'll stay with you until you don't find a girl you want to marry.

Idiots, even if I find another girl, how will make her switch places?

Everyone in the village must have seen her face by then!

No, we have found a solution for that as well, bro.

Yes.

We have discussed everything with the girl.

She has agreed to our terms.

We won't lift her veil.

Yes.

We'll say she is from Rajasthan

and as you know they always keep their faces covered.

You two-faced snakes! Now I cannot show my face to anyone because of you.

You have turned my birthday into my funeral.

- No, it is not so. - Let's go.

Throw me into the river now.

- Let's go and find a solution. - Yes.

Stop. Let's go, bro. We are here.

Let's go, son. Come on.

Greetings.

- Greetings. - Greetings.

Shall we do the meet and greet ritual first?

Let's do it.

But the bride is fake. Where did these relatives come from?

We are thought of everything. We have hired them as well.

We hired the entire orchestra troupe.

We will just have to pay them Rs. 50,000.

Rs. 50,000?!

You just don't have to pay Rs. 50,000.

We also have to pay Rs. 100,000 for the palace.

Rs. 100,000?

Looks like you will force me to sell an acre right away.

Come, let's go.

Let's go.

- Play the music. - Come.

Come on, come on.

Come, Uncle.

Wonderful!

- Come on, Uncle. - No.

Come on.

Wonderful!

Wonderful!

Amazing!

Friends, as you all know, today,

we have gathered here to celebrate a wedding.

Hundreds of thousands of princely pleasures are enjoyed,

If the True Guru bestows His glance of grace.

First of all, I would like the uncles to meet and greet each other.

With a huge round of applause, I call upon the stage...

I mean I call upon... the maternal uncle!

A huge round of applause for him, please.

Here comes our next artist...

I mean our next relative...

The son-in-law.

Now the paternal aunt's husbands are going to meet and greet.

Welcome, welcome.

- Here. - Greetings.

That's me.

Yes, yes.

Now it's time for the matchmakers

who brought these families together to meet and greet.

Come, Mr. Matchmaker.

Come.

- This is the last and final call. - Who "we"?

Please come here.

A huge round of applause for them, please. - Hold it.

Come on Brother-in-law, give us our money.

You didn't include this in the Rs. 50,000?

No, their rituals are not included in the budget.

- Give them the money. - Yes.

- That's a lot. - Give it.

Give them all.

- Here you go. - Okay? Happy now?

Don't spray confetti on us or I'll slap you, you aped-face.

Hold this.

Keepa, she is talking to you.

Clap everyone, clap.

Let's go.

It's okay, this is how it happens.

Let's go.

- Greetings. - Come on.

Come on, let's go.

- Come on. - Carry on, carry on.

- They are giving empty envelopes. - Now I present to you a beautiful Punjabi girl...

- Gulab, let your Aunt see your bride's face. - With a huge round of applause

please welcome Ms. Rosy.

- Rosy! Rosy! - What happened?

Ms. Rosy!

Oh no!

Ms. Rosy!

- Don't you want your payment? - What happened, sir?

Sit down.

No one will lift your veil.

Sit down.

What happened, son?

What do I say, Aunty?

She is very shy.

- Really? - Yes.

- No problem, son. - Are you done? Anything left to do?

Carry on, carry on.

Don't stop. Keep moving.

Please don't get up, I beg you.

"You are destined to be mine."

"We are a match made in heaven."

"You are destined to be mine."

"My name's at the peak these days."

"And your beauty too is the talk of the town."

"I am like a child's desire,"

"You are like a lover's dream come true."

"I am just like an ordinary rose,"

"While you are like a rose-colored intoxicating wine,"

"Your face screams Lahore,"

"While my gait says Punjab."

"I am just like an ordinary rose,"

"While you are like a rose-colored intoxicating wine,"

Take care of him.

I'll deduct your payment for this.

Then you say that I don't give you bigger roles.

Look at how you behave!

Get lost! Go!

- Let's go. - Let's go.

"I am just like an ordinary rose,"

"While you are like a rose-colored intoxicating wine,"

"Your face screams Lahore,"

"While my gait says Punjab."

"I am just like an ordinary rose,"

"While you are like a rose-colored intoxicating wine,"

Scoot a little, Sister-in-law.

Get away. Where are you entering?

What are you staring at?

Let's go.

Hey! Hello! What are you doing here? Leave.

I am not going to do anything untoward.

Don't even think about it.

Go and sleep outside, with your uncle.

Uncle doesn't know that you are pretending to be my wife.

Then tell him.

- Otherwise, I will tell him. - No.

I'll leave.

Yes, leave.

Well, was feeling suffocated inside.

Who? She or you?

I was.

It's over there. Use it.

It's right up there!

I wonder what his mother had before giving birth to him.

Gulab?

Here, have some tea.

Don't you have to wash your face first?

Yes, I'll go and wash it.

What is it?

The sun is high up in the sky?

Who'll make the tea?

You make it.

We'll have it.

What do you mean by you make it?

Either you or your uncle makes it. I am not going to make it.

Moreover, where is my money?

What money?

I'd settled your payment that day at the wedding palace.

I think you signed the agreement without reading it.

What agreement?

You forgot?

Do I need to remind you?

Oh, yes.

What did it say?

It contained my terms and conditions.

First condition:

No one will enter my room.

Second condition:

I'll charge Rs. 1000 per day.

Rs. 1000 per day!

I don't have that kind of money.

Third condition:

I won't do any chores.

How can you not do any chores?

My fourth and last condition:

I can leave whenever I want.

And I am leaving now.

Wait, wait, wait.

Sorry.

Please don't ruin my reputation.

I'll make some arrangements for this.

Oh yes, that reminds me,

also arrange for some alcohol and chicken in the evening.

Okay?

What have you got me into, God?

Huh?

You were in the bathroom, Uncle?

I bathed outside itself.

That's great. Did you bathe with your clothes on?

It's not right to bathe in the courtyard without clothes, right?

You are strange.

What is this?

I have seen many bathe with their clothes on.

But looks like our boy here bathed along with his bed.

What did he see last night?

I think he has lost his mind.

Here's your chicken and alcohol and Rs. 1000.

What took you so long? I'm starving.

I arranged for it with great difficulty.

We don't have it every day like you.

Stop this nonsense and pour me a drink.

Water or coke?

Pour yourself one too.

No, I'm good.

Listen, now that you have accused me of having it every day,

you should get me some every day.

Okay?

Who is it?

He is sleeping outside even after having chicken?

Neither talks nor chicken has any effect on him.

He will make us lose our reputation in the village.

Get up on time sometimes at least.

The sun is already up.

How are you, Uncle?

Look, son, I am the eldest in this house,

so it is my duty to explain some things to you.

What do you want to talk to me about?

So what if I have stopped hunting?

I still haven't forgotten how to use my riffle.

Look, I might not be married, but I have seen many marriages.

There is nothing better

than a family member benefiting from an elder's experience.

I have Panjiri for you. Have a bowl of it every morning.

Then you won't have to sleep outside.

Come on Uncle, don't talk like a pervert first thing in the morning.

You will know the benefits of your uncle's words and the Panjiri later.

When are you going to make your wife enter the kitchen?

Neighbors are asking when we will feed them sweet flatbread.

We will have to make them ourselves, Uncle.

She won't make them.

Why? Do her fingers have boils or are her hands broken?

Her hands aren't broken, but my hands are tied.

What do you mean?

Uncle, she is my fake wife.

How can she be fake? Is she made of wax?

What is this nonsense?

Uncle, I have paid her.

You paid her?

But the paid ones aren't that beautiful.

When did you see one?

I have sharp eyes.

Tell me where did you get her from?

UP or Bengal?

No, Uncle, she is from Punjab, but...

You get those in Punjab too now?

Back in our time, the bachelors had to get them from Bengal.

No, Uncle.

We had made all the arrangements but we wouldn't arrange for a bride.

So Keepa made a deal with the orchestra

that she would pretend to be my wife until I found myself one.

How is she your wife? You two stay life brother and sister.

I have seen how you behave with each other.

I had my doubts about Keepa.

When I asked him about the bride he started talking about her maternal uncle.

I am better off than you.

I am at least a registered lifelong bachelor.

You neither belong to this side nor that side.

Forgive me Uncle, but there's another issue.

She will have chicken, and alcohol, and take Rs. 1000 extra every day.

Who is she your wife or your drunkard brother-in-law who wants chicken every day?

Keep it down, Uncle.

Why should I keep it down?

This isn't a hospital where the patients will complain.

I am standing in my own house. I dare someone to stop me.

I will continue to talk like this.

She is crazy, she will embarrass us.

Forget about sweet flatbread. First, arrange for our meals.

She won't do any chores.

How can she not do any chores? I'll make sure even her elders do the chores.

Wait, I'll teach her a lesson. Come on out, girl.

Uncle!

- Stop! - I'll teach her a lesson.

Greetings.

How many times do I have to tell you not to barge into my room?

Why, is the roof leaking or something?

I see. You won't listen to me, will you?

I'll have to use other means to make you listen to me.

Should I call the Bhangra dancers?

They will certainly make you dance to their tunes.

No, no, no.

Actually Uncle didn't know about your nature.

Uncle, you might have used a lot of riffles but she is a loose cannon.

It's almost afternoon.

Don't you have to make lunch?

Who'll make lunch?

I told you she must be hungry.

- Go and make some dough. - Yes.

You have to make dough and not become one.

Come with me.

Well, I forgot my way around.

- Gulab... - Hmm?

I was thinking why don't we talk to your maid aunty and call her back?

Now she is my aunty, huh?

What did you call her when she was leaving? A duck face, right?

The way you made her leave,

forget calling her back to work we cannot even greet her anymore.

- You mean she is gone forever? - Yes.

We will have to do it on our own.

Damn it.

What are you doing?

Exercise.

I do it every day.

Why are you doing it out here?

Why do you need to exercise?

Were you selected for the Olympics?

I know why girls like her do these things.

Girls like me?

Yes, you do this after you go to affluent families.

Men like you dance with us after two drinks down.

And let's not forget the cheesy gestures you make.

And you call yourself an affluent family.

Don't get me talking.

I am doing all this over here because of you.

Otherwise, I can walk through the village and go to the gym.

I have no issue with it.

Moreover, I took the money only to pretend to be your fake wife.

And not to hear all this nonsense.

Got it?

She is aggressive.

That's what you get for touching a live wire.

Did anyone witness this?

Not her insulting me.

Did anyone see her doing this exercising nonsense?

If anyone recorded it, they will upload it on YouTube.

Such videos get a lot of likes and shares too.

Come on, Uncle!

'We are going to serve this with curd and pickles.'

- Gulab, YouTube saved us today. - 'They taste great with curd and pickles.'

I'll handle the cooking.

You go and handle her.

- Okay. - Go.

We have made the flatbread.

You just need to cover your face with the veil and serve it.

Women are waiting for you outside.

Don't you have any shame?

Even after what happened yesterday,

you still think I will be okay with doing all this?

I would have thought about it if yesterday's incident had not happened.

I refuse to do it now.

It is a tradition here.

The new bride makes sweet flatbread for everyone.

Girls like us don't do traditions.

We dance.

If you want, I can do that.

Wait.

Give me the plate.

You can leave now.

Go.

Huh?

There are a lot of people here.

Perfect.

Time for them to pay for their mess.

Hey, Gulab! Do you need any help?

Come on in, guys. Come on in.

I need you here desperately.

Order away. Your friends will do anything for you.

Come on.

No, bro. I'm not going out there like this.

- Why are you doing this to me? - You will have to do it, bro.

- Stop it. - Sit down.

Get what you want,

but don't take off the bangles.

Come on out, dear.

We didn't have any dinner

because we wanted to enjoy your sweet flatbread.

We're coming, Aunty.

Go and have a seat.

Don't get too cozy. Let go of my biceps.

Sister, she still covers her face with a veil.

- Here you go. - Never come across such a shy girl

in this day and age.

Your aunts are over there. Serve them as well.

- Our culture still exists, I guess. - Here you go.

They say girls always cover their faces in her hometown.

She is hiding her shyness behind the tradition.

Come on, Mom.

Have a seat, surprise dear.

Come on. Talk to us.

Tell us more about yourself.

So my fear of my wall ending up in his courtyard has been eradicated.

Now it's time to check the level of his wall whether it is in order or not.

How are you, Uncle?

I am good. How about you?

Fateh, you have come at the right time.

Your aunty has made sweet flatbread.

Have some.

I will sit in her lap and have it.

She is no stranger. Go and sit on her lap, son.

Sit on her lap.

Let him sit, dear.

I'll be damned.

Aunty has a lot of big hair like Dad.

You have yet to see her mustache!

You are a modern girl.

- You should have waxed them. - Yes.

Greetings, everyone.

God bless the one who opened the latch.

Where did they come from?

Listen, handsome, I'll bestow my life on you.

No, I won't listen. I am not a 22-year-old lad.

You shouldn't say such things to us.

God listened to you now it's your turn to listen to us.

"Sometimes say yes, sometimes say hmm,"

"Sometimes say yes, sometimes say hmm,"

"Come on, girl, spread your arms and twirl,"

"Come on, girl, spread your arms and twirl,"

Ask the bride to dance too.

Only fortunate people get visited by them.

Go get him, son. Go.

"Hey boy, if you want to see me dance..."

"Hey boy, if you want to see me dance..."

"Buy me a nice dress,"

"I am the light of your room, boy."

"I am the light of your room, boy."

"I am the light of your room, boy."

Dance with me as well.

"Two brass knobs, two iron knobs..."

Next year we will come here to celebrate your son's birthday.

"She took them to Canada, boy."

"She took them to Canada, boy."

"She took them to Canada, boy."

- She is not feeling shy to dance now. - Yes.

"Come on, girl, spread your arms and twirl,"

Take him inside.

If they see his face then they will take him along.

"Come on, girl, spread your arms and twirl,"

Look at him dance.

Here is the dress, bro.

You can wear it or Uncle can wear it.

I am not doing this anymore.

You were getting all excited outside.

Come on Sister-in-law, dance with me.

Come on Sister-in-law, dance with me.

Come on, let's do the couple dance.

Hey! Let me go.

Let him wear the dress. I will support you.

No bro, I did it so that no one doubts us.

As far as being Gulab's wife is concerned, I refuse to do it.

This will end as soon as we find a bride for me.

Where did all the matchmakers go?

Matchmakers won't be able to do it.

- We will have to do it on our own. - Hmm.

Boys find their own brides these days.

I'll have to flirt with girls.

I feel pity for all of you today.

I'll help you find a bride.

You will help me?

Yes, I will.

I think you don't know how to flirt.

You only know how to ruin your life.

It's okay. I will go with you tomorrow.

Moreover, I can get rid of you only after you find a bride, right?

You won't get rid of us, we will get rid of you.

Same thing.

Come on out already.

You take longer than girls do to get ready.

Well, well, I am impressed.

Shall we drop the program to go out?

Let's drop it.

Can I say something?

You have a beautiful smile.

Girls will fall for it.

Let's go. Get in quietly.

He is always so grumpy.

Look, don't be too picky.

You will only get leftovers.

Really?

You just wait and watch my moves.

You will be surprised.

Greetings.

Greetings.

I wanted to talk to you about something.

Yes, what is it?

I see you every day.

Every day?

I think I am in love with you.

Stop it, liar.

This is the first time I came here.

No, I mean I see your reels every day.

Yes.

Fine, but who is she?

Don't worry about her.

She is my distant wife.

You were right.

I'll be surprised.

I was stunned.

Whatever. Stop laughing now.

You have done your thing.

Now let me do my thing.

The bus is here.

She will board the bus.

You too should get on the bus after her.

Are you sure?

Yes, I am sure.

Go and get on the bus.

- Hurry up. - Okay.

Go!

Give me a glass of juice.

Okay.

My girl too left like your girl.

We were sure to get whacked today.

No, she was right. I am such a fool.

Who knows there might be people from her village on the bus.

It would have ruined her reputation.

Oh my, my, you are quite concerned about her reputation.

Sorry.

For what?

For what Uncle said that day.

He was wrong.

It's okay.

I am used to hearing all that.

Our society has made us this way.

Whether a girl works in the fields,

in an office, or an orchestra...

It is just work.

Everyone deserves respect.

We don't know your problems.

Who are we to say bad things about you?

We actually never try to find their side of the story.

We just make our decisions based on what we know.

It is not a crime to do something

to feed your family and yourself.

I apologize on my Uncle's behalf.

Hmm.

Now tell me, where do we go next?

Look, Gulab Singh,

firstly, I like your name,

And secondly, I like having tea.

Then how about we go and have some?

Yes, of course!

Here's your tea.

I know how I can find myself a bride.

How?

We'll have to get admitted into this college.

Hmm.

Hey, look, there are a lot of girls in there.

I think you will have a great chance over here.

Let's go then.

I am not going in there.

You go. It's something you need to do on your own.

Come on, let's go.

Just go inside.

Good morning, students.

She's not your cup of tea.

Then who is?

Stand up.

Where is your book and your pen?

I have it.

Sit down and stop talking.

Pay attention.

You didn't tell me then who.

Shh.

Thank you!

It's okay.

At least tell me your name.

My name is Gulab.

What?

Gulab as in a rose?

Yes.

Well, mine's the same in English - Rose.

Rose kahlon.

Hey, take your book.

It's okay, you can give it to me later.

I'm in a hurry.

Stop it.

You can skip a day.

Okay if you don't want me to drink

then say something that gets me high.

Can I show you something?

What?

Give me a minute.

What is this?

I'll give this flower to the girl I want to marry.

Stupid, you don't give a dried rose to anyone.

This dried rose has a story of its own.

My dad had given it to my mom.

They had a love marriage?!

He gave it to her after they got married.

Oh.

Do you know what happened?

After their wedding,

my grandpa troubled my mom for dowry.

My mom got upset and went back to her maternal home.

Then my dad fought with my grandpa and went to cajole my mom.

He told her, "I just want you. I don't want any dowry."

Then he gave her this rose.

My naive mom treasured it till the very end.

I think this is why she named me Gulab.

Now this rose belongs to my wife.

That is great.

I didn't know there were boys like your dad too in this world.

I have only come across drinkers.

The ones who make everyone smile,

The ones who make flowers fragrant,

The ones who make the heart sing,

The ones who can make the eyes shine,

Oh God, dear Lord, tell me,

Why are there so few people like this?

Nice poetry.

That's all I have.

It brings me peace.

I am not objecting, but just asking,

why don't you leave all this?

I am looking for a reason to leave it.

I will leave it once I find it.

You go find yourself a bride.

I'm going to go and sleep on the grass.

So, you find someone?

No, she is my wife.

Huh?

Your wife?

Let me explain.

You are in a big mess

Yes, I am.

That's why you are looking for a girl.

Yes.

A girl who doesn't have a problem with this mess?

Yes.

A girl who knows everything about this mess and still loves you.

Yes.

A girl who is ready to kill all the dreams she had about her wedding

and leave with you quietly?

Yes.

Hmm.

How will I find such a girl in this day and age?

It is quite difficult.

Don't worry, I am just kidding.

There are a lot of girls in our college.

Are you sure?

Yes, I am sure.

Then you have to find me one.

Yes, fine.

"Nothing is more beautiful than you."

"Neither before nor later,"

"There will be no one like you,"

"I celebrate whenever I see you."

"What I feel for you,"

"It is something much deeper than love,"

"What I feel for you,"

"It is something much deeper than love,"

"What I feel for you,"

"It is something that goes beyond the seven skies,"

"Listen, my dream man,"

"Let me look at you to my heart's content,"

"For my intentions are changing,"

"It is something that goes beyond the seven skies,"

"Listen, my dream man,"

"Let me look at you to my heart's content,"

"For my intentions are changing,"

"It is something that makes me think I am losing myself in you,"

"What I feel for you,"

"It is something much deeper than love,"

"What I feel for you,"

"It is something much deeper than love,"

"What I feel for you,"

"My heart is in a bad state."

"You didn't do anything,"

"Yet what you did was amazing."

"We have wasted so much precious time, oh God,"

"My eyes now insist,"

"I should never stay away from you."

"What I feel for you,"

"It is something much deeper than love,"

"What I feel for you,"

"It is something much deeper than love,"

"What I feel for you,"

You came home early today.

It's nothing.

I just thought I'd be late for the chores.

Is everything alright?

What made you wash the clothes today?

Just...

Just? What do you mean?

I mean I thought I should wash them just like you wash them every day.

Forget that, and freshen up.

I've cooked lentils.

And I'm just about to make flatbread.

Come on.

Come on, let's go.

What's wrong with her?

She washed all the clothes.

If she has made these lentils then I'm sure there is something fishy with it.

How do the lentils taste?

It's tasty.

This is the first time I made it.

Here Uncle, have some water.

I just swallowed it wrong. It's tasty.

How much salt did she use?

It's too salty.

Hmm.

Uncle, just eat what you get quietly.

It is better than what you make.

Don't make me throw this plate on your face.

You eat my food and then you bad mouth about it.

I have been the one feeding you until now.

Don't get upset.

What else do you expect to do, worship you?

I'll have the flatbread with pickles.

Can you come and sleep inside, please?

I can't sleep.

Have a drink.

You are used to drinking every night, right?

No, actually, I had a very scary dream.

And I am feeling very scared.

And I have stopped drinking.

That's why I am asking you to have a drink.

You shouldn't go cold turkey.

It is an addiction.

Have a drink.

I asked you to come inside, I didn't ask you to lecture me.

Come inside.

Where is he going?

Looks like he wanted to again get insulted tonight.

He will make me lose my reputation in the village.

Don't go inside. Don't do this. Don't go inside.

Let me go, Uncle. What are you doing?

She will cause a scene.

She called me inside!

I won't let you go.

Let me go.

I won't let you go.

- Come on. - No.

What are you two doing?

I asked him to come in.

She is so unpredictable.

Switches between passive and aggressive in no time.

Why should I care?

You're digging your own grave.

It's okay, you can sleep on the bed if you want.

No, I am fine here.

You can destroy me if you want,

But don't keep me away from you.

I've already given you my heart,

It's up to you what you do with it.

Why do you want to go to Canada?

Look, I am sharing this only with you, okay?

There was a boy whom I used to love like crazy.

He moved to Canada.

He continued to talk to me after he went there.

But after some time he changed.

He also changed his number.

He kind of broke all ties with me.

I just want to go there and ask him what was my fault.

This is strange.

I have heard of girls breaking all ties and leaving a boy.

This is the first time I've heard that a boy went to Canada and broke all ties with a girl.

Earlier I had chosen a boy for myself.

This time my parents will find one for me.

That is great.

What happened? It's late. Don't you want to go home?

Let's go.

Hmm.

Yes.

Hey, you want to have Kulchas?

I know a place that serves great Kulchas.

Sure.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

You'll become a fan once you have them.

Really?

Here you go. Enjoy piping hot Kulchas.

Here's one Kulcha for you.

Here you go.

Try it out, Rose Kaur.

Why did you sit at the back?

It's okay.

You enjoy the Kulcha.

It's tasty, isn't it?

It's really delicious.

Very spicy.

I'll bring you here whenever you want.

Okay.

What happened?

Come on out, Rose.

It's quite late. We are in a hurry.

Huh?

Hey! Hello?

What have you done?

What is wrong with you?

Why aren't you saying anything?

Why did you make her get out of the car?

I am not your driver.

You made me sit alone in the front,

while both of you sat at the back.

Stop the car. Let me sit in the front.

It's okay. Stay there.

You wanted to sit there, right?

What kind of behavior is this?

I don't know.

Don't be friends with her.

Why not?

I don't know.

She isn't right for you.

I know what's right and wrong for me.

Who are you to tell me what to do?

Moreover, what problem do you have with our friendship?

Here's your Rs. 1000.

I forgot to pay you today.

How are you?

I'm sorry for yesterday.

I don't know what was wrong with that fool.

It's okay. Forget about her.

I have found a girl for you.

Really?

Really.

Who is she?

She is from our college.

She is very beautiful and simple.

Then introduce her to me immediately.

Don't be in such a hurry.

Her photo's in it.

Let me know if you like her.

Then I will take things forward.

Rose and Gulab, they're the same thing, right?

So we should stay together, right?

I cannot believe that you like me.

Think well before you say yes.

Don't back out like the first one.

I won't back out.

I will never back out.

You know what we should do?

We cannot have a grand wedding because of your mess.

But it's okay.

With a heavy heart, I'll crush all the dreams I had for my wedding.

I'll talk to my family about you today itself.

You should come over with Uncle.

You should just say that you don't have any demands.

We already have everything.

We just want to take the girl with us.

This will impress my dad

because he thinks big weddings are a waste of money.

You have already planned everything.

Yes.

You just need to come over with your uncle and talk to my parents.

Then we can get married in a court.

- I'll talk to my uncle today itself. - Okay.

And I'll give this good news to my ex-wife as well.

Look at him. He is coming home now.

Yes.

Where were you, Gulab?

Your wife has invited us over.

- She invited you here? - Go and get her.

Go, hurry up.

What is this nonsense?

Nonsense? What nonsense?

Can't you see? I'm going outside to offer them sweet flatbreads.

You didn't offer them any the day I asked you to.

Don't get me into trouble. Cover your face.

Those sweet flatbreads weren't made by me.

They have been waiting to see my face.

I thought I should show them my face today.

They aren't waiting to see your face.

You are not my real wife.

Of course, I am. I am the one you married.

How else do you define wife?

Why are you trying to get me into trouble?

I have found the girl I want to marry.

We will show her face to everyone.

You shouldn't bother.

No way. I will go and show them my face right away.

What is wrong with you?

Why are you behaving like this?

I think I am in love.

With whom?

With you!

Who else can I fall in love with? Your uncle?

- Hurry up, girl. - Coming!

I'm coming!

Get out of my way.

Rosy, if you love me even a little...

Then cover your face.

You won't be able to see my love if I cover my face.

This is the only way to see it.

What have you done?!

I told you girls like her cannot be trusted.

You should have added poison in them instead of jaggery,

and gave a couple of flatbreads to us as well.

Do you think you can become my wife by doing all this drama?

I am getting married to Rose.

Please leave.

Send a car over for me.

Oh, wonderful.

They have a great show going on here.

Now that's what you call full entertainment.

Come on, friends.

Those angels will dance on the stage

whereas this red angel will dance on the table.

- Pour yourself one. - Do it.

You already have one.

Let me pour myself one.

- So what if she showed them her face, bro? - Have it.

There were only a couple of old women over there.

You say as if everyone in the village saw her face.

- Have it. - No, I am not in the mood.

- Don't worry. - Wonderful.

If you liked that, then please give them a huge round of applause.

The next artist needs no introduction.

The one who makes young hearts beat faster.

The pride and honor of this orchestra group, Ms. Rosy!

- Wonderful! - Rosy! Rosy!

I have already shown you what's to come,

I have already shown you what's to come,

I had said you would leave me,

When you cursed me, I remembered,

When you cursed me, I remembered,

How many taunts I had saved you from.

You deserved to be an enemy, my friend,

You deserved to be an enemy, my friend.

There was a time when I had fed you with these very hands.

Amazing!

That's true.

"You will make Katrina go jobless."

"You will cause trouble for Angelina as well."

"You will break the Instagram with your latest reel."

"The whole village will be obsessed with your fair skin."

"You should hide your face behind a veil."

"The whole village will be obsessed with your fair skin."

"You should hide your face behind a veil."

"The whole village will be obsessed with your fair skin."

"You should hide your face behind a veil."

"I watch myself before I take every step."

"For lovers can be very cruel."

"I watch myself before I take every step."

"For lovers can be very cruel."

"You cannot hide fire behind veils."

"Even if you try to seal your lips."

"I am like boiling milk."

"You cannot keep me hidden behind a veil."

"I am like boiling milk."

"You cannot keep me hidden behind a veil."

"You will make the temperature soar."

"You will drive saints' sons to drink."

"You will make the temperature soar."

"You will drive saints' sons to drink."

"You will make boys crazy,"

"When you will get on the roof to dry your hair."

"The whole village will be obsessed with your fair skin."

"You should hide your face behind a veil."

"The whole village will be obsessed with your fair skin."

"You should hide your face behind a veil."

"The whole village will be obsessed with your fair skin."

"You should hide your face behind a veil."

"Dark colors suit fair-skinned people."

"Boys eagerly wait for a glance of me."

"Dark colors suit fair-skinned people."

"Boys eagerly wait for a glance of me."

"My beauty is intoxicating,"

"You should be careful, dear,"

"I am like boiling milk."

"You cannot keep me hidden behind a veil."

"I am like boiling milk."

"You cannot keep me hidden behind a veil."

Don't worry, bro.

No one knows.

Moreover, men haven't seen her face.

They don't know who she is.

Well done.

That was a wonderful performance.

May we have a huge round of applause for them.

Yes?

Okay, ma'am here enjoyed the performance and told us

that Rosy is a daughter-in-law from this village.

A huge round of applause for her.

How did that happen?

Let's go.

Now everybody knows.

Don't worry.

Most women are Cataracts.

And most men are drunk.

They are so sloshed that everything seems blurred to them.

Your wife gave such a great performance today, dear.

I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Love you, dear.

I found another girl with great difficulty,

but now the first one lifted her veil.

Look bro,

all things said and done,

now there is only one solution for the problem you are stuck in.

I heard that our coach is about

to publish another book, part two.

Don't you have any shame?

It's his first book that got me into this mess in the first place.

And now you are suggesting to get the other book.

Bro, this is what's so special about that book.

You were cribbing that you don't have a single girl

but now you have two.

He is right, bro.

We should go meet the coach.

That book is yet to be published,

but he will give us its rough draft.

- Really? - Yes.

- He knows quite well. - Yes.

Shall we go to him then?

Let's ask that guy.

I think this is his house. Stop the bike.

Is this the coach's house?

Yes, who are you?

- We are his favorite students. - Yes.

We are here for the part two.

Oh, I see.

Ask him if we can get a rough draft.

Get it.

We don't need tea.

Come on.

You guys are his favorite students, right?

Your coach eloped with a girl from the village last night.

Get the baton.

Get them.

Let's go.

Your coach is going to get us into trouble.

Hurry up. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

And now you know where your coach's focus was.

They said he would get us out of this problem,

but he ran away with a girl!

They are just talking nonsense.

He must have gone to a race with a girl.

Yes.

Gulab, you know, everyone's preparing for the state-level games.

No bro, Gulab doesn't know anything,

He can't even pick between Rose and Rosy.

He's a perfect case of out of the frying pan into the flame.

- It's fire. - It's fire?

I didn't fall into fire or flame,

I fell on the ground.

If I wouldn't be in this mess

if I had stayed in the frying pan.

Don't get angry, bro, but I have a plan.

Don't you have any shame?

Doesn't he feel sorry for me at all?

I am here, hanging upside down because of your coach's plans.

What do you want me to do next?

Hang myself?

I have come up with this plan on my own, bro.

Coach has nothing to do with it.

If this fails then I swear on the sage with the dog,

I will never advise myself again.

- Fine, tell me. - Go ahead.

You remember as kids we used to draw lucky lots?

We used to get what number used to be mentioned on the chit.

Why don't you decide by drawing lots or something?

Come on, great planners,

this isn't a lucky draw that we'll make chits.

- Consider it a lucky draw, bro. - Yes.

The lucky girl will get Gulab.

We won't cheat while picking a chit.

This way we will know God's will.

'Rosy'

Let's give it another shot.

- Hmm. - Hmm.

Go for it.

'Rosy'

They say the third time's a charm.

One more time.

'Rose'

I told you the third time's a charm.

This is perfect.

Go if you are so desperate to leave,

Life too doesn't ask permission before leaving the body.

Why won't it work out?

God makes your wishes come true if your intentions are good.

- Hmm. - Yes.

Rose's uncle was more worried about getting her married than us.

He feared that we might end up with a bad family.

Hmm.

Thank God, we don't have to worry about that anymore.

By the way, Rose told us that you want a simple wedding.

Yes, we don't want to spend much either.

We will just get a handful of people and take her with us.

- Great. - Great.

You are a man of high thinking.

They both know and understand each other.

We accept this alliance.

We are fortunate.

Okay then, let's have some sweets to celebrate that.

The girl's uncle brought Rajdhani's

special sweets all the way from Canada.

Wait, Brother-in-law.

We will do all this in the court.

You are right.

Okay. Fine.

There you go, Uncle.

Rose's family has agreed to our wedding.

Now I will get married to Rose

and come home and exchange the brides.

We were stuck in a big mess.

Once Rose comes here,

the everyday problem will go away.

Let's go and get rid of Rosy now.

- Let's go. - Come on, Uncle.

I think she will get rid of us instead.

Come on in, son.

Come here.

- Greetings. - Greetings.

Greetings, Uncle.

What do you want to say, girl?

I have already told you everything.

I agree it is his fault.

But he didn't do anything wrong.

I did it for money.

Gulab did it because of his personal constraints.

Neither did he ever cross his limit nor did I.

But now he has got the girl he wanted.

And if Gulab is happy then I am happy.

Rose is from a good family.

Gulab too is a very nice boy.

Moreover, they both like each other.

So, I think none of us should object to their wedding.

Now you can decide, as you feel right.

You all know what she said.

Gulab is a very nice boy.

The village council has no objection.

We have just one issue.

Why did you ruin your life listening to that coach?

Who gives you such bad advice, Gulab?

The ones who give him bad advice are the ones

who don't even consult each other as to what advice to give him.

They are bloody advice-less people.

Don't you dare ruin your family life like ever again!

Okay, Headman.

It was bound to ruin his home.

He was trying to build two walls on one foundation.

He would have taken five inches of my wall also on his side.

Gulab, you should get married

to the girl you have chosen for yourself.

Ajaib Singh,

we have solved your issue.

Now how about offering us some tea?

Yes, I will.

But I will have to make it on my own as my maid left the job.

Ask one of them to make it.

Go. You cannot give good advice.

Now at least make some good tea.

Let's take Gulab with us.

Go make tea, we don't want your advice.

- Yes, we're on it. - We'll leave after tea.

You are leaving without informing me?

I have nothing left here anymore.

You should have stayed till my wedding.

I have done the work that I was paid for.

Thank you.

Whatever we did only complicated everything.

You solved everything.

Listen, you should stop drinking.

If I am letting you go then letting go of liquor is no big deal.

You too should get married.

I am already married.

Have you forgotten that?

You are the one I got married to.

I am just joking.

I think girls like us aren't meant to be wives.

That's just an excuse.

The day you find someone like my father,

he will make you his wife.

You were the only one who was like your father, you fool.

"Life is a journey,"

"And I have on a journey these days,"

"Forgive me if I have linked myself with someone else these days,"

"But God bears me witness, I've never touched anyone."

"I never loved anyone like I loved you,"

"I never fell for anyone like I fell for you,"

"My soul won't let go of your love,"

"My mouth won't stop chanting your name,"

"My mind is always filled with your thoughts,"

"I have never slept after I slept under the shadow of your tresses."

"My blood is drying out, but I didn't shed a single tear."

"I never loved anyone like I loved you,"

"I never fell for anyone like I fell for you,"

"Love is cruel,"

"Love does as it pleases,"

"Love accepts everybody,"

"Love feels no pity,"

"Love makes you a stranger,"

"Love makes you go crazy,"

"Love gives happiness to some,"

"Love ruins some,"

Why are you so quiet?

What is wrong?

Tell me something, Uncle.

Yes?

When Dad fought with Grandpa and went to get Mom back,

I am sure it must have made Grandpa very angry.

Your grandpa was very angry, but...

Look, son, making someone angry

for a moment is better than having a lifetime of regret.

You cannot make everyone happy all the time.

"Just like a painting is incomplete without colors."

Don't back out like the first one.

"Like the half moon, my love too is incomplete."

"We could neither get together nor part ways,"

"There is a strange distance between us,"

"I am constrains of my own and you have constrains of your own."

- "I feel lost without you," - I am already married.

Have you forgotten that?

You are the one I got married to.

"But I never lost myself in anyone's dreams."

"I never loved anyone like I loved you,"

Here you go. You should sign over here.

And you should sign over here.

Sign it.

What are you thinking about, son?

Sign it quickly so that we can all enjoy the sweets.

Rose, can you step outside with me for a minute?

I need to talk to you.

What's wrong?

I wanted to tell you something, Rose.

What?

When my parents passed away and I was just a kid,

I used to feel quite restless.

I used to not know what to do.

I feel the same today.

I don't know what to do.

I didn't know that I would feel restless after Rosy left.

I tried to calm myself down but I failed.

I think I am in love with Rosy.

How could you not know that you love her?

Perhaps we met at the wrong time.

I was looking for a wife and you were looking for your lost love.

We didn't love each other,

but we needed each other.

You too backed out, didn't you?

I didn't back out.

I just shared my feelings with you.

I will do as you say.

Are you sure you will do as I say?

Yes.

Come on then.

Sign it.

Do it.

Congratulations to you.

Congratulations. Congratulations.

Time to empty the box now.

Here you go. Here you go.

Thank God.

Uncle, please wait.

Gulab, can you step outside with me?

- What is it now? - I don't know what is going on.

I knew Rosy loved you the day she grabbed my arm

and got me out of your car.

But when you ignored her,

I like a fool thought you had no feelings for her.

I was a fool to look outside for

something that was in my house.

We wouldn't have come this far if

you had realized that sooner.

And it wouldn't have hurt this much either.

What are you staring at?

Go, before you lose her too.

Sorry.

One is bound to be pricked by thorns

if one messes with Gulab.

Where is Rosy?

Rosy?

She left the job.

She left an hour ago or so.

I think she said she is heading towards abhor.

What are you doing here?

Weren't you supposed to get married today?

Yes, that's where I am headed.

Why did you leave your job?

Looks like you found someone like my father.

Hmm, I had found one,

but I didn't get him.

But how do you know that I left my job?

Bye. My bus is here.

Don't be late, hmm?

Hmm.

Rosy...

If you say I don't know what is love,

Then why don't you tell me what it means,

When I share ever share my sorrows with you,

You hear me but then you laugh at me,

Fine, I accept that I am not that good when it comes to love,

But you hold my reins and you pull my strings too,

If you say you want to control me,

I will agree to it if you will have me.

Couldn't you have told me sooner?

How could I tell you any sooner?

Couldn't you have realized it on your own?

What is this?

Something that belongs to you.

Here Gulab, have some milk.

Let me finish dinner first.

The lentils you made today are delicious.

Try the milk, it's delicious as well.

It's very hot.

My lips are burnt.

Really?

Come here, let me blow over it.

You were supposed to be blowing over the milk.

So Uncle,

did you see the master plan of our coach at work?

As per the master plan,

Gulab got married to the girl we had booked.

- Hmm. - That is true.

But think about me as well.

I am of marriageable age now.

Don't worry Uncle,

- you too will get married. - Yes.

But you will first have to set a target for that.

How do I do that?

Look, Uncle, we will first have to book a wedding palace.

Why should we book the wedding palace when we still don't have a bride?

Come on Uncle, it's not like you need her today itself.

Right!

"We are a match made in heaven."

"You are destined to be mine."

"We are a match made in heaven."

"You are destined to be mine."

"My name's at the peak these days."

"And your beauty too is the talk of the town."

"I am like a girl's desire,"

"You are like a lover's dream come true."

"I am just like an ordinary rose,"

"While you are like a rose-colored intoxicating wine,"

"Your face screams Lahore,"

"While my gait says Punjab."

"I am just like an ordinary rose,"

"While you are like a rose-colored intoxicating wine,"

"It's like the sun fell in love with the moonlight,"

"Like the wheat is shining with a golden glow."

"You are beautiful beyond compare."

"You got separated from the rest when I grabbed your veil."

"It's like the sun fell in love with the moonlight,"

"Like the wheat is shining with a golden glow."

"You are beautiful beyond compare."

"You got separated from the rest when I grabbed your veil."

"I am like a victory call. "

You are like the first polite greeting."

"I am just like an ordinary rose,"

"While you are like a rose-colored intoxicating wine,"

"Your face screams Lahore,"

"While my gait says Punjab."

"I am just like an ordinary rose,"

"While you are like a rose-colored intoxicating wine,"

"This guy has the pride of Majhe,

the unclear of Doaba, and the love of Malwa."

"You are fragrant and delicate,

you will meet your match one day."

"This guy has the pride of Majhe,

the unclear of Doaba, and the love of Malwa."

"You are fragrant and delicate,

you will meet your match one day."

"I am a Russian gun,"

"And you are like the sun,"

"I am just like an ordinary rose,"

"While you are like a rose-colored intoxicating wine,"

"Your face screams Lahore,"

"While my gait says Punjab."

"I am just like an ordinary rose,"

"While you are like a rose-colored intoxicating wine,"