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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,150 --> 00:00:31,150 Baby, what are you doing? 2 00:00:32,370 --> 00:00:33,770 I don't know why you're so nervous. 3 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:34,990 Moms love me. 4 00:00:35,950 --> 00:00:38,470 Yeah, that's what I'm nervous about. 5 00:01:21,075 --> 00:01:22,940 Oh my baby! 6 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:23,660 Hi! 7 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,020 Honey, have you put on a few pounds? 8 00:01:26,905 --> 00:01:30,940 It's okay, I'll make sure mama feeds you healthy while you're here. 9 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:34,640 So tell me, who is this young strapping stud? 10 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,580 Oh my, you must be Darren. 11 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,960 You know you don't look a thing like your pictures. 12 00:01:39,961 --> 00:01:41,440 Give me a hug. 13 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,560 Bring it in nice and tight. 14 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,180 Okay, that's not a flip on. 15 00:01:50,315 --> 00:01:51,520 It's just being friendly. 16 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,140 Alright, will you two come on in here and get your stuff and let's go. 17 00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:08,460 I know you moved out a couple of years ago, but I refuse to change anything in your room. 18 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:08,960 19 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:12,260 I just can't admit that you're all grown up. 20 00:02:13,410 --> 00:02:15,780 Yeah, this is the room I grew up in. 21 00:02:19,130 --> 00:02:21,860 My birth mom gave me that before she left. 22 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:32,460 Oh, I'll let you two settle in and don't keep me waiting too long, okay? 23 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:35,380 I don't 24 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:41,716 know what you were so nervous about. 25 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:42,740 She seems really nice. 26 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:45,900 Yeah, that's easy for you to say. 27 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:48,140 Your mom never stole your college boyfriend. 28 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,061 I think it's kind of cool that you have a hot mom. 29 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:59,880 Yeah, it's a lot less cool when you're always the awkward kid growing up. 30 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:02,520 I was the ugly duckling while she was a swan. 31 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:08,840 Alright, I mean I get that, but she's just trying to be nice. 32 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,400 She's trying to be welcoming to us. 33 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:15,140 I mean there's something kind of sad and lonely about it. 34 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:17,900 What the hell is that jab about my weight all about? 35 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:20,740 Oh, but she seems to love you. 36 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:24,180 It's just like I'm a little kid all over again. 37 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:27,460 The moment a man enters the scene, I seem to just disappear. 38 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,180 I'm worried. 39 00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:34,280 What if she tries to... Baby, I only have eyes for you. 40 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,980 Patsy, what was Sally like when she was younger? Awkward. 41 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,280 42 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,980 She had a little bit of trouble in high school, so when all the other girls would 43 00:04:05,981 --> 00:04:09,060 go out partying or on dates, we would just stay home and chill. 44 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,841 You make it sound like I was a total nerd. 45 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,060 Oh, well no honey, look at you. 46 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:17,280 You are beautiful and smart. 47 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:19,020 So smart. 48 00:04:20,210 --> 00:04:22,940 Oh my god, did you just give me a compliment? 49 00:04:24,470 --> 00:04:29,000 Now look, I know that it seems like I'm really hard on you, but I have never 50 00:04:29,001 --> 00:04:33,140 wanted anything other than you just still be your best self, live your best life, 51 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:34,820 find true love and happiness. 52 00:04:36,070 --> 00:04:40,400 Besides, at my age, the little decisions that you 53 00:04:40,401 --> 00:04:41,401 make now, they affect you the rest of your life. 54 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,940 I mean, don't take this the wrong way. 55 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:50,340 I was just surprised at how young you seemed. 56 00:04:50,970 --> 00:04:52,820 It makes sense that you're her stepmother. 57 00:04:54,515 --> 00:04:56,580 Oh, you are adorable. 58 00:04:58,310 --> 00:04:59,431 But don't let that fool you. 59 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:04,801 I love that little girl more than I love myself, and I would move mountains for her. 60 00:05:06,245 --> 00:05:09,400 You are so strong. 61 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:12,920 Oh my gosh, it makes mommy happy. 62 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:14,840 Can you not? 63 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:21,800 It's just been a long time since I've been around gentlemanly company. 64 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:25,300 Gross, please. 65 00:05:28,675 --> 00:05:29,860 Okay, I'm sorry. 66 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:45,920 I have to realize that my daughter's a little 67 00:05:45,921 --> 00:05:46,921 testy after her little angel over there. 68 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:56,640 Oh my gosh, you remember that time you dyed your 69 00:05:56,641 --> 00:05:57,860 hair and all those designer clothes I bought you? 70 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:03,880 She practically painted the whole bathroom black doing it. 71 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,340 I've never pictured you as a goth kid. 72 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:11,060 She definitely had her goth moment. 73 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,300 She would listen to the Cure over and over, and then we'd have these 74 00:06:14,301 --> 00:06:17,680 conversations, these morbid conversations about mortality. 75 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:18,940 That's enough. 76 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,500 Please, mother. 77 00:06:24,990 --> 00:06:25,990 What else? This is gold. 78 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,100 Let's see. 79 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:28,980 80 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:35,460 Oh, one time my angel tried to run away with that little chunkster. 81 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,500 She got hungry. 82 00:06:37,501 --> 00:06:44,500 She came home later on and she said, I'm sorry, mama, can I have some food? Excuse me. 83 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,280 84 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,020 Well, it's true. 85 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,330 She really can't be normal for like 10 minutes. 86 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:12,020 I think she's just trying to be nice. 87 00:07:13,530 --> 00:07:15,720 Like, I don't see how you don't see. 88 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,480 She adores you. 89 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:21,640 You don't know what it's like having a mother like that. 90 00:07:22,340 --> 00:07:26,700 Three husbands in ten years, new men always hanging around. 91 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,280 Oh, and then Michael. 92 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:35,100 I always felt like, like I was unwanted. 93 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:37,970 Like I was ugly. 94 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,040 Trust me, right? 95 00:07:48,740 --> 00:07:50,381 You're the most beautiful girl in the world. 96 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:56,900 I just, I don't wanna get rejected all over again. 97 00:07:58,140 --> 00:07:59,720 I promise you won't let that happen. 98 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:01,820 I promise. 99 00:08:01,821 --> 00:08:03,900 I promise you won't let that happen. 100 00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:47,850 I promise you won't let that happen. 101 00:11:47,851 --> 00:11:48,851 I promise 102 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:44,730 you won't let that happen. 103 00:17:48,265 --> 00:17:49,940 I promise 104 00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:46,390 you won't 105 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:53,940 let that happen. 106 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:07,970 I promise you won't let that happen. 107 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:42,580 I promise you won't let that happen. 108 00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:41,700 Oh, 109 00:24:10,990 --> 00:24:18,640 Oh A little pause. 110 00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:55,450 .. 111 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:51,760 and we are back. 112 00:25:51,761 --> 00:25:53,620 A little pause... and we are back. 113 00:26:32,450 --> 00:26:33,450 A little pause. 114 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:58,160 .. 115 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,880 and we are back. 116 00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:10,640 Stop them, stop them. 117 00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:12,320 Oh my gosh. 118 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:40,960 Oh my gosh. 119 00:28:50,910 --> 00:28:52,090 Like... 120 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:07,270 Oh... 121 00:29:13,050 --> 00:29:14,050 Oh... 122 00:29:15,510 --> 00:29:16,510 Oh... 123 00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:23,140 Oh... 124 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,641 Oh... Oh... 125 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,640 Oh... 126 00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:51,180 Fuck! 127 00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:27,380 Oh... 128 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,560 Oh... Oh... 129 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,600 Oh... Oh... 130 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:21,740 Oh... 131 00:32:24,260 --> 00:32:28,280 Oh, my grand. 132 00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:43,850 .. 133 00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:52,930 Oh... 134 00:33:14,270 --> 00:33:15,270 Oh... 135 00:33:16,730 --> 00:33:19,031 Oh... Oh... 136 00:33:28,910 --> 00:33:30,630 Oh, my God. 137 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,340 Oh, my 138 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,120 God. 139 00:34:15,630 --> 00:34:16,630 Oh, my 140 00:34:25,790 --> 00:34:28,980 God. 141 00:35:19,930 --> 00:35:21,580 Oh, my 142 00:35:56,770 --> 00:36:04,770 God. 143 00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:12,680 Oh, my God. 144 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,040 Oh, my God. 145 00:36:22,330 --> 00:36:25,410 Oh, my God. 146 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,560 Oh, my God. 147 00:36:34,550 --> 00:36:41,900 148 00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:47,780 Oh, my God. 149 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,200 150 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:57,700 151 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,440 Oh, my 152 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:19,020 God. 153 00:37:32,030 --> 00:37:39,780 Oh, my God. 154 00:37:39,930 --> 00:37:41,960 Oh, my God. 155 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,240 Oh, my God. 156 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,020 Oh, my God. 157 00:38:34,130 --> 00:38:35,130 Oh, my God. 158 00:39:35,325 --> 00:39:36,325 Oh, my God. 159 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:39,220 Oh, my God. 160 00:40:02,550 --> 00:40:03,550 Oh, my God. 161 00:40:05,450 --> 00:40:06,450 Oh, my God. 162 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,220 Oh, my God. 163 00:40:14,221 --> 00:40:16,420 Oh, my God. 164 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:23,880 Oh, my God. 165 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,680 10990

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