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as the piece of skin the Indians ripped

off our fellow monks back

have a look at it on this parchment a

Portuguese prisoner drew the map of the

six golden Cities of Cibola

the legendary El Dorado

very few people know of these cities and

fewer still know that this map was ever

drawn up

what was that an airplane it flies over

here almost every night

an Austrian plane

he flies very low

they just need a gun to hit him from the

roof the young lady who lives there has

no gun she's in a wheelchair she just

sits by her window for hours

she plays the harp and sings Sweet and

Melancholy Tunes

that's why people around here call her

the Angel at the East window

she lives with two maids and a gardener

it was he who brought her here the other

day

she too wanted to see the map

the map of the six Cities of Cibola an

angel maybe but she defies military law

by leaving a light on anyway it's none

of my business gentlemen here's my

humble offering for Saint Francis and

Saint Dominic

you said that six cities were drawn on

the Monk's back

but I know there are seven of them in

the upper Marathon some converted

Hebrews stayed in the missions with the

Jesuits

they kept a record of Life at the

mission

go and see Melchizedek in the old ghetto

Melchizedek you mean Steiner's friend

you're far too curious

it could be your undoing

Here Comes brother Mark

in a few days Koto I'll have the map

copied for you

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that's interesting over there

that man has a strange way of rowing

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let's cancel

bring this photo maltes

Scott so what do you know about this

Angel at the East window well it seems

she's a young lady from an old family

she sings and reads at night

what do you want to know for no I was

just thinking I went by her house last

night you better think about that

delicious for Joe we made for you

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notice what

allow me to introduce myself Antonio

Sorrentino captain of the carabineri

Corto maltrez

may I

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the light of the Angel's window with

enemy planes flying back and forth you

find it odd too oh

I don't find I just seek

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it was strongly suggested to me that

taking action would not be very healthy

so I turn a blind eye for now

thank you

this angel of ours has her own Guardian

Angel whose voice although not as sweet

is heard in high places these things

happen you're not from Venice are you Mr

Maltese unfortunately no

may I ask you why you're here

unfortunately now but rest assured my

business has nothing to do with the

angels or with war

I'm glad to hear it

I'd be sorry if it did

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all right

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would you follow me all the way to Hell

Sorrentino I hope I don't have to go

that far but then again I am a sociable

person and suspicious too I've got time

on my hands that's all I'll stop at

jumbatas for a while you'll find me here

or at the launch after your visit

to Old Mill hisodek ah so you know where

I'm going hmm

hello

Steiner sent me I'm looking for Dr

Melchizedek so you must be

of course carto's follow me

my name is Esther Esther mahesidek

Grandpa Grandpa Corto maltes is here

come over here young man the Steiner

often mentioned you in his letters

so you know of my interest in the Seven

Cities of subala

yes and for that you must go to the

monastery of Saint Francis in the desert

I've been there I found information on

six of the Cities but nothing on the

seventh

uh please Esther would you go and make

us some tea

sand race that's the name of the seventh

City sand race

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well according to the journal kept by

alifa skomara

the Moran from Peru traveling with Juan

Salinas de Loyola in 1560. where is the

journal strangely enough a few days ago

someone came to me with the same request

the young Venetian Aristocrat in a

wheelchair she had a beauty mark just

beneath one eye but I can't remember

which eye it was

oh my God but

it's gone it's been torn out

woman that Grandpa the planes they're

bombing us

too look calm down dear calm down no one

would ever bomb Venice no one would dare

I'd better be on my way now America's a

dick I'm sorry to see you go cotton

farewell and good luck

remember you'll always be welcome here

goodbye

it's about time I got lost

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let's go back to malamoco but the long

way round

I'd like to see if the angel left her

light on tonight

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did you see that

I think he dropped something

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look not a single light on

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angel of my eyes

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oh I can't get up Captain I can't move

it's there again

I'll get you

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he was hounding us

he didn't want Witnesses the message he

dropped must be important

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the lights back on

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if I weren't injured I'd go into that

house right now okay Sorrentino I get

the point I'll go

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the water's shallow with a bit of luck

I'll be able to walk to that damn house

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so much for not getting involved in this

war

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UPS now we are too old to be scared of

Puppets aren't we it belongs to my uncle

calcotzi he owns the last Vaudeville

theater sadly all the others disappeared

who are you and how did you get in here

we were attacked by an Austrian plane my

companions are dead the plane went down

too

I came here for help please do come up

Sir you must come up to me since I

obviously can't come down to you

so it's you the angel at the East window

a pretty name isn't it but I didn't

choose it the franciscans told me about

you and what did they say

exactly the same thing as Old Mac is a

deck

that you're interested in El Dorado

well that makes two of us then

frankly the story of El Dorado is more

exciting than this bickering about

borders which has been going on since

the assassination in Sarajevo

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do you like this piece by benedetto

Marcelo

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veneziana

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venexiana Stevens you recognized me it

was the beauty mark beneath the eye

you remembered it some encounters are

hard to forget

I thought you died back in Honduras well

honestly do I look dead to you DeRidder

they shot down my brother according to

the message he sent me everything was

ready the safe conducts were waiting for

us interest sorry I didn't mean to kill

your brother or defy your country we

never intended to kill you either Corto

as for the war we're just profiting from

it what shall we do with them venexiana

get rid of him

or we'll bump into him again around El

Dorado

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the venetians will be disappointed their

angel was just an adventurous who

meddled with spines

go over nextiana

hurry

don't let her get away after her

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oh

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I've never seen anyone stopping a plane

with a handgun but it could kill the

pilot

I helped you Sorrentino spare me your

lectures

let's go see the commander you can count

me out you deserve a decoration I don't

want any medals or honest you hear me I

just want someone to take me to Saint

Francis in the desert

they'll Dorado be cursed forever and may

those who come near it burn in hell well

except for you Francis franciscans don't

curse sir if you know have you heard the

latest news you remember the sweet young

lady in a wheelchair who used to come

here to study turns out she was a spy

are you sure

everyone is talking about it in Venice

this morning

she came here only out of self-interest

just like me brother serafino

look at you Koto come I've had a copy of

the map made for you before this rotten

War the pilot was a customer of mine

related to the family of the counts of

aguilia either Austrian nor Italian

can't believe it's my friend Sorrentino

who took him down with a machine gun

you're very well informed Snake Eyes I'm

a Gondolier my father was a Gondolier

and in this job keeping up with the news

is as important as operating The Ore

can we get my stuff in malamoco and be

back in Piazza San Marco by seven no

problem I'm the best Gondolier in Venice

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are you sure you want to leave tonight

I'm not sure I want to but I certainly

have to the city's beautiful too

beautiful it might cast its spell on me

I'd become lazy and die

our enemies might achieve that result

much quicker they leave us no choice we

always have a choice maybe you're right

in leaving this city Corto it's true all

my friends are lazy here

the green the red the yellow the blue

the White and the black all-matted

vascons the solo talido to meet with

their leader

what's this a riddle no you keep it it

was with venexiana's Affairs where are

you off to Toledo

Toledo I don't think so

I do hope we'll meet again after the war

me too

but let's just say farewell for now

quarto it's much safer goodbyes can be

bad luck farewell then farewell

Sorrentino

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foreign nice house isn't it belongs to a

young lady a [ __ ] I heard she shot

down four or five Austrian planes

single-handedly some spies were involved

along with a captain of the carabinieri

well a very odd story anyway

very odd indeed a crippled girl shooting

down 506 Austrian planes with a

slingshot hold on I said four or five

and I never talked about a slingshot yes

a slingshot Swiss made placed on the

roof of the palace with that sheep

hey come back

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hello Dragonair 15 calling lieutenant

borojevich

I see enemy troops moving their set to

casoni

position 715-719

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7 15 719 very odd

all troops should have left that zone

seti kasone was evacuated two days ago

that's right I checked the area

yesterday it was empty the fourth

oolands unit should be on the way there

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n t o r

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and O

tintoretto

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perfect never thought that painter would

ever mean so much to me all's going

according to plan the Italians have left

the area the austrians haven't arrived

yet we're safe

I'm rather partial to the impressionist

myself what about you Claude

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T oh good that's the signal our Austrian

friend did his bit it's our turn now

decide for the message Earnest quick

I did

that's our signal at last

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e t t o tintoretto can't find it on our

code list what does it mean

he was a 16th Century painter of the

Venetian school so what

oh

Dragon R15 Dragonair 15 come in dragoner

15. what do you mean by tintoretto my

telephone wasn't working correctly the

message was caporeto not tintoretto and

what about caparetto I still don't

understand

for a brief minute the telephone was cut

off and so I used the mirror I thought

that I had seen an Italian plane that

was heading in the direction of caporeto

why aren't you bombing the area between

the positions I gave you there are

Italians out there

Dragonair 15.

I'll pass it on to the artillery unit

immediately they'll open fire

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I can't believe this bombing an empty

area

that's what I can't say I'm surprised I

can't either but we ought to tell them

that because of their little stunt we

can't take Sydney gasoline oh on the

double

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let's see if the pirate was right

feelings have sent word at the bombing

according at 7 15 and 7 19 are

preventing them from getting to seti

kasone

there isn't a single Italian in sight so

over Lieutenant radesky is either a fool

or he's a traitor

but what justifies betrayal it's always

self-interest so I wonder who's this

radesky he comes from an old

aristocratic family

yes a very old family why after this war

which we will lose yes which we will

lose after the war Aristocrats may find

themselves in a tricky situation

and if unlike most Aristocrats this one

has an ounce of sense in him he may have

decided to save his skin before it's too

late

you really think so

let's make him land but without arousing

his suspicion

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we're here at last

thank you

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just as the pirate said the god of the

king of Montenegro this is worth

millions and millions of pounds

after the invasion by the

austro-hungarian Army the king fled and

decided his gold would be safer in Italy

except that the austrians advanced in

Italy Beyond City casoni and no one

could get to the gold

who told you where it was

one of the montenegrin Republicans now

that the King has been overthrown

the Republicans want the gold back so

they offered me half of it to retrieve

it for them

let's keep it all forget it or notice

you're too honest for a pirate

Ah that's the best idea you've had all

day

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okay

the rain's getting heavier

it's perfect that way no one will see us

and it will remind us of our body

Scotland right right Jonathan

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let's get cracking before the French get

here

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bloody hell unexpected guests

a squad who lines

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we'll take shelter in there

oh

it smells a cover

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he cut himself loose the wind will take

him over Enemy Lines your friend radesky

seems to have concocted a rather cunning

plan he's not my friend call the air

unit tell them I want my plane ready to

go I'll deal personally with his

lordship

foreign

maybe they are crazy but they're the

best men for the job that pirate knows

what he's doing

like Turner's paintings as I said are

not big on that art stuff well what we

see here looks a bit like a Turner

landscape

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greetings Balfour greetings Claude glad

to see you have you found it yes at the

very spot the pirate had indicated under

the tiles of the secrecy so all wood

according to plan yes apart from a squad

of all lands which came down on us but

we haven't heard from them in quite a

while we came down on them rather and

they won't be asking for more of how

many crates as many as we could ever

dream of millions of gold ingots bearing

the Seal of the king of Montenegro I'd

never thought I'd take part in such a

great military operation the day isn't

over yet

the Pirates waiting

it's all loaded let's go

the area seems clear of enemy patrols

keep your fingers crossed

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look Gustav those wretched Scots they're

finally off why do you always have to be

so negative Conrad

the way I see it we drove those Scots

away we won seti kasone back and now if

you will and if God is willing let's go

inside the church we'll find candles to

wax our mustaches rodesky isn't your

usual Aristocrat he's a decent guy who

got sick of sausages of Strauss waltzes

and of the frivolity of his social set

he wants to buy a Hacienda in Argentina

I hope he succeeds how did you contact

him don't tell me you crossed Italian

lines every time you had to speak to him

of course not all I had to do was to

stay put

every other day a village on the border

would change sides one day Austrian

Monday Italian depending on the troops

advancing or retreating

it's true lately this war has been

nothing but that

in one of those Villages they make an

excellent wine that's where I met

radesky and all the others

smart people who couldn't care less

about this war

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thank you

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get this message to the West person

battery on the double

you're a lucky star who we just missed

our chance to get our hands on his share

Sammy he put his life on the line much

more than we did let's go get him

talk about him as if he was family we'd

have been better off if he'd snuffed it

let's be honest here

God he never used to be so touchy you've

changed and it's ever since you met that

pirate guy you should have stayed in

Mastery right in Bologna for the papers

shut up okay

this message is for you

see ya

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I'm alive alive you did good radeski

live and kicking roasted but

nevertheless alive

I can't hear you my friend

thing my ears hurt ah

I think

gone damn okay

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oh

let me give you here

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that's just my life honest

if it was raining tomato soup I'd be

holding a four Pete's sake Sammy shut up

aboard an ambulance in an ambulance you

say in my zone

all right thanks over and out

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you know with my [ __ ] I'll buy a fleet

of fishing boats and then

I'll buy myself a big Fleet of oil

tankers and you

I have lots of friends I'll spend the

money with the lads and the ladies

that is if this ridiculous War permits

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can you believe this rain welcome to

Sunny Italy but it's better that way at

least the beach won't be too crowded

oh I like a spot of rain myself I don't

mind it either

listen up

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Earnest way belfon as elegant as ever

the gold have you got it yes we got it

all right it's the greatest military

operation of the entire War well at

least that I've had anything to do with

it same here I'm sorry but I can't hear

a thing for deadski you did a great job

what matters is that you're alive

now let's wait for the pirate

Gordo they're here

I've lowered the rowboat they'll be on

board in half an hour well now I can

finally tell you on Addis this plan was

totally ridiculous

on the right

an Italian Outpost Marines from the San

Marco regiment and on the left we have

an Austrian regiment so nice to have

company look they seem to have spotted

something out on the sea

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thank you

they're bound to be austrians

call headquarters the Allied troops are

attacking us

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get down

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the austrians are attacking from the sea

Sammy are you hurt how do you feel how

do you expect me to feel I feel just as

fresh as a daisy

battalions open barrage fire the enemy

has launched an offensive call the

artillery sir I don't think it's more

than a few bullets flying around bullets

flying around what do you mean bullets

flying round we must attack counter

attack the austrians shall not pass fire

on wheels

what kind of boat is this a pedal boat

would be faster

the Greeks never could build a decent

boat

Italian staff headquarters

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I wasn't expecting an enemy attack on

that front

we have no choice

do we gentlemen bump out the entire

koala sector

welcome on board my friends let us drink

a toast too the gentleman of Fortune of

the world

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so is your book finished yet Earnest way

almost what are you gonna call it

farewell to the Battalion ah good title

for a war book

has agreed half the treasure is yours

you'll divide it equally between you

once you reach the lead or not coming no

I'm not coming give my share to the lady

who owns the jitanillo Inn near the

synagogue the house of El Greco

now Gentlemen let's go before someone

spoils our party

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come on are you going to appear or what

after you Oberon

if you wish

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laughs

what are you doing take your real form

what is my real form I can't remember

enough flippancy puck

our land is in jeopardy

oh dear what's the trouble now in the

fair land of Albion Germans they have

arrived in tintaju so what

this is no concern of ours don't you get

it you scatterbrain the Germans will

bring their Knicks as their dragons and

their neighbor Logan elves and fairies

of England cannot just sit there Lorelei

siren of the Rhine

I hear she's ravishing enough

Morgan Le Faye NYX is a nibbling

nothing but brutes and oppressors I

can't stand them all of us must have a

meeting brownies Bogey's leprechauns

pookas and corrigans all United against

the Saxons like 15 centuries ago it

won't be easy many of us are sleeping

someone will help oh yes our wise Merlin

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help

ERS Disturbed my dreams who has the

impudence alas Oberon have you no

respect for my sorrow

your sorrow is nothing compared to the

perils threatening England right now

the Saxons

they're back in that case we need

another King Arthur and new Knights of

the Round Table we need Roman allies in

a large army the Romans left over 10

centuries ago now our allies are the

Americans which is good too you Morgana

you know where Arthur rests summon him

awaken him sadly it is too early he must

sleep for a few centuries still

what's that a fairy tale

of course what else could it be but that

German submarine on the other hand is

real we do need help let's think

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we can find a soldier soldiers stay in

their Barracks their bellies full of

beer there is no one

you played no one

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and over there that sailor who Slammers

or who dreams per chance

dreams with his eyes open those who

dream that way are dangerous because

they cannot tell when their dream has

ended well we have little Choice wake

him up puck

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wake up kotul maltes

good day pretty Raven

ah I'm stiff all over huh good thing you

woke me up I'd have frozen to death

what was I thinking have I lost my mind

what's your name pretty Raven my name's

puck and also Robin Goodfellow I have

lost my mind I'm chatting to Ravens now

must be time to quit the booze goodbye

wait

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thank you

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what happened

did the gun go off by accident no I

tried to shoot myself but I was too much

of a coward

as I've always been

I'm sorry to drag you into this sailor

is there anything I can do

sadly not much can be done

I've made serious mistakes including

being in love with my wife for her I

betrayed my country and Dishonored my

name why are you telling me all this

who knows

maybe because I'm dying

maybe because I need to make amends my

wife Rowena

is beautiful and dangerous too she's a

German Spike

you must tell the Army hang on I'll go

get some help no go to tintajo quickly

you must go to tintajo before it's too

late I beg you please will you please

help me to restore my honor

I feel so soiled

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don't move sailor

he's dead

again Welsh major and the Duke of

cornwall's light Infantry Regiment

you've got some explaining to do this

has nothing to do with me

ah

ah

hey

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this fog is so thick it's starting to

clear I can just make out the coast soon

we'll see the castle

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there it's her

get the dinghy

foreign

foreign

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foreign

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ER

how's Mom

still busy with her geraniums and

fathers devising an intravenous syringe

for canaries and oh yes he's rereading

Schuler romantic as ever

God how I miss Germany

that ship is the Allies staff

headquarters

we're lucky they chose this spot

the war cabinet followed vorderman's

advice

we're hoping to sink it during their

meeting tonight an easy target

good work Rowena

my order of the Kaiser I have the honor

to award you the iron cross with oak

leaves swords and diamonds

how silly of me

I'm being

so emotional

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after this is over we've got to deal

with vertigan why

money is no longer enough he started to

drink he talks

he's dangerous he betrayed his country

for money he could well betray us to

clear his name

go now

I'll leave but only when I'm done with

vortigarn

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the brass has arrived

heading 256 Steady As She Goes

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oh hi there

there's a German submarine around to

deal with anyone here

low tubes one and three

one and three loaded

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sir there's a tugboat headed straight

for us

hello anyone down there no need to shout

quarto we're here

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prepare to fire

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tell me Grandpa

shouldn't you retire mind your own

business

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up

we're hit the boat's on fire oh wow it's

time to face the music and dance

look Captain it's a submarine they're

firing at a camper

German submarine wake up

I've never seen anything like you the

devils are coming straight at us time

immediately

oh stop

hi everybody they sacrifice themselves

for us

bull harder men I see one

faster for God's sake hold on my friend

there was an old sailor and a young lady

on board

foreign

there were no other survivors sir

I'm sorry

yes an old man and a girl

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my humble respect Peter owena is the

sailor who saved the naval staff

my congratulations sir you are a true

hero

your husband was right you're a good

liar I'm impressed but what do you mean

frankly I don't really know

today things seem to be moving a bit

fast I wake up Frozen in Stonehenge I

find your husband who's just shot

himself in the heart

the fog comes down and here I am in

tintagel facing a German submarine and a

pile of mataharis

I have the feeling this raven doesn't

bug you too much a curse on you you must

be sent by the devil

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oh my God

you really should learn to use a knife

are you

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this court having found the accused lady

Rowena Welsh guilty of Espionage and

high treason hereby sentences her to

death

the sentence will be carried out

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immediately

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forgive me gentlemen

I wanted to look my best for the firing

squad

just a moment Sergeant I'd like a word

with this sailor

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my two brothers and my own downfall but

I forgive you

here as a token of my admiration

farewell perhaps you'll think of me

sometimes

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that you again Raven would you expect

sailor

for a bird you sure are fresh captain

the Admiral asked me to present you with

the conspicuous gallantry medal

you'll be glad to know that this medal

comes with a prize in money

glad isn't exactly the word

with all these medals I'll end up

looking like a Christmas tree

ah

and here comes the fog again yes

well will you materialize I did not

summon you to remain standing here like

a bereft bride at the altar patience

Oberon not everyone is a colonel driven

around by a chauffeur you did good work

and the Sailor he's asleep good

now that we have driven the Saxons out

we should have nothing to worry about

for at least 20 years 20 years isn't

long and we may not always have a King

Arthur or a Koto Maltese to protect our

land

don't be so gloomy our world will never

die

as long as there are dreamers in either

part of Brittany we shall live

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that Morgana is the most beautiful thing

that I've ever heard

it was good to fight and win together

but once again we must part my friend

farewell farewell Oberon

and don't drag me away from my sleep

again yeah well Merlin return to your

Melancholy dreams

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what are you holding in your Nimble

hands the medals

they slip from his pocket Puck will you

ever stop thieving

mind you when it's better that way he

shall have no evidence of all this for

him it will just be one more fairy tale

farewell then

farewell Park enjoy the spring

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wake up Corto mates

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good day pretty Raven

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ah I'm stiff all over

good thing you woke me up I'd have

frozen to death

why in the world did I fall asleep here

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what's your name pretty Raven my name is

Puck and Robin Goodfellow

strange I get this feeling of deja vu

but it was a dream of course of course

look my friend I have nothing against

Ravens but I can't walk around with you

all day what will people say Koto Koto

I hear you right

do we care what people say

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thank you

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Lawrence

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maybe he was related to that writer who

eloped with Aunt Frieda

oh I hate the English with their writers

who steal women

I hope this Lieutenant was related to

the writer that would restore the honor

of our family at least in part

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I wonder what Aunt Frieda saw in him

that made her abandon her children and

husband

but although I hate to admit it he's not

a bad writer

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Mademoiselle from moment is

blow your nose and dry your tears we'll

be back in a couple of years

meow I love that song Captain Metro

golden Meyer please talk to me some more

about Hollywood hmm with such

personality and good looks you'd be a

sensation not wretched American is

taking my beloved away my heart is

broken what shall I do what else can I

do but die

this Legend is amazing

it's so topical

yes but unexpected this side of the

channel

see that it's skin mare yes I do

remember

the French Aviator he looks pompous

well I admire him

why are you smirking like that he's a

hero

I spoke to Rothschild he'd rather you

stop Flying just for a while

I don't need a nanny that's what I told

him I promise I'd try

he's a stubborn young man

he's a Young Man Too Young much too

young

when this war is over which will be soon

Kane will be useful to his country more

so than a commemorative plaque

a superior burgundy 1911.

for Bordeaux come to the shuttle you

must thank you Rothschild I'll save

these two for a special occasion

hopefully it won't be for a young man's

funeral don't you worry for Cain I'll

think of something

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so you're off yes in the morning I'm

going south near the Australian trenches

I bumped into an old friend oh

Pandora's engaged

she was in love with you

she wouldn't say so

but she spent way too much time on the

dunes of Cape Cod watching the sea

oh yes

who's she engaged to oh

the usual [ __ ]

Total War you should have written to her

actually I could never really understand

what she saw

I guess it must have been the earring

anyway

gotta go

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can't you open those bottles no I'm

saving them for a special occasion I'll

give you

occasions

I said no drink your rut gut and leave

my burgundy alone

hey you hear that

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flying low

was the Red Baron was it vanriethoven 80

planes he hit he should be ashamed maybe

that's why he's red I wish we'd had a

machine gun

a machine gun I'll show you

no wow we need you drunk remember I told

you never to be sober

God what a foul temper you have Sandy

I'm surprised your men haven't kicked

your butt yet wipe the smirk off quarto

I was already sick of it in the Canberra

jail so today oh I'm really scared

tanked up he'd have taken him down no

trouble

Clem is the best shot in the whole

Aussie Army when he's drunk but when

he's sober he's absolutely useless if

only you'd open your blasted coat the

Nui the Red Baron would be history just

forget about my wine

tell me aren't you hot in that fur coat

you look like a grizzly bear in the

outback are we jealous young man hey

he's back

over there Rob

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you sausage eater you beer guzzler

Australians drink beer too Sandy's no

need to fly up the handle and not

getting my why

you getting stingy in your old age she

never used to be like that

oh

hello because Reinhardt been tormenting

you again

it's been quite the opposite

he's just eaten by brand new trousers

just at the backside

and otherwise any news what news could

there be Manfred dozens of young men die

every day depriving their country of

their intelligence their beauty and

their strength

actually there is some news

headquarters is pleased with you they

even have a surprise for you they've set

up a telephone connection with your

family

thank you

mother hello oh hi Dad yes I'm fine

can I speak to Mom please

mother

guess what I've hit two more English

planes

two more plates for our collection

one was called Lawrence maybe a relation

of the writer who seduced Frida I hope

so

hmm

uritz is fine

yes me too I'm doing fine

sure am I no wait

we'll hang up on three all right

one two

three

take care mother

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my mother says hello reinard

that's very kind of her look the

weather's clearing up

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oh

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my God hey keep it down in there

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hmm

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okay you thought you were gonna guzzle

your wine on the sly

you get the hell out of here don't yell

at him

I'm the one who gave him your wine

now better let him concentrate

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For Heaven's Sake where is he where's he

gone

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foreign

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thank you

foreign

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just so we can be sure it's loaded

there you go William Tell

there he is

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I don't see anything

straight ahead you [ __ ]

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go on shoot

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I suggest you keep your tall tales for

your Twilight years

ready

but it's it's impossible

Clem has never missed before

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you should tell him the plane's gone

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I'll be damned he's asleep standing up

like a horse

wake up you bastard

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that's the best war story I ever heard

quarto will you shut up

cool off go and take a piss in the wind

why don't you it'll clear your head

all right

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the Red Baron is dead

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this plane is riddled with bullets but

only one hit him single bullet a seller

look the Red Baron's cross five quit as

a souvenir sorry I stopped collecting

stamps a while ago

please

lying there he doesn't look that mean

what do you say what do you want me to

say

he chose to do this job and he was good

at it it was destined to end that way

here comes the top brass they're all

going to want to take credit for The

Baron's death

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you know Sandy I detest professional

heroism

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thank you

thank you

the Germans they want to keep us away

from the plane the truck's been hit

Clem Clem

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it's all my fault we were going to

become partners

set up a sheep farm together

Clem's really amazing with animals

or rather he was don't blame yourself

Sandy that's what War's all about

disgusting it's unfair you can't help it

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come on off you go

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red

s

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kins

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another crowd I'm sure that Clem would

have shot him down as well

you really think it was Clem who hit him

you heard what the sergeant said a

single bullet the baron was killed

thanks to Clem and thanks to Yokota Nuri

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have you say so anyway my neck's all

stiff from watching the clouds

because when you think about this whole

business

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