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I think it's so important for a family to find the time to eat together and share their day.
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Did I share with you how many meetings I had to rearrange
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so that I could be here,
not that I'm complaining,
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but who knows what impact this will have on negotiations I'm not at liberty to discuss?
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Jake, Quinn, Daria!
This isn't a library.
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Despite the presence of fluorescent lighting and uncomfortable chairs.
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Come on, let's have a nice chat.
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Daria? Penny for your thoughts?
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Well, I was just pondering the idea that the negative,
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which is the nothingness of being and the annihilating power both together, is nothingness.
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Oh, Daria! That whole "less is more" thing is so over!
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Accessories are back.
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I just don't get it.
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If B.C. is a caveman, how can he celebrate Ash Wednesday?
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Why do I bother?
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Nothing.
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And what's that red stuff?
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Nothing.
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What do you think that is?
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Cherry soda?
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No, it looks more like cranberry juice.
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Nothing.
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Well, hi, Mom.
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Hey, Mom.
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What is that? Strawberry syrup?
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I'm guessing cranberry juice.
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Cherry soda.
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Who could that be?
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Wind! What an unexpected treat.
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Mom! Mom! Trent! Janey!
It's so great to see everybody.
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Sorry I didn't call first, but I had to clear out of the houseboat in a hurry.
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"When Tidal Waves Strike?"
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No, Katie and I are separating for a while.
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Oh, honey. I hope you two work it out.
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Me too, Mom. I mean, two alimony payments a month are enough!
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Oh, God, I'll never learn how to love!
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It's okay, sweetheart.
We've got plenty of room.
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There were some phone messages I almost forgot about.
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Let's see... Penny's coming in from Costa Rica; some kind of problem with a volcano.
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And Dad's finished taking pictures of Celtic rock formations; he's on his way back to print.
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What's that written on your other hand?
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"Change name of Mystik Spiral to 'Something Something Explosion.'"
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Hey, do I smell cookies baking?
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Not bloody likely.
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The kiln!
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Who could that be?
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Sis!
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Claudia threw you out.
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Yeah, but that was years ago.
I think you mean Katie.
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You, you ran out of pesos?
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Col�nes. No, my native crafts stand was wiped out. Damn lava.
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I'm so glad you're okay.
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That's Chiquito. He's very possessive.
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Who could that be?
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Thanks. I think I left my house keys in Connemara.
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Go, you beautiful bastard!
Three points, yeah!
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Something wrong, honey?
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Jake, do you ever worry that our children are becoming strangers to us?
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Stranger than us?
What's so strange about us?
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I try and try to keep the channels of communication open.
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What more can I do?
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Look under the mattress for a diary?
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I mean, by accident, of course?
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Honestly, Jake, sometimes I wonder if you know even the most rudimentary facts about our girls.
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How old is Quinn?
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Uh, eleven... ish? That was a guesstimate.
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Jake, what's my middle name?
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It's got a "K," right?
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Honey, wait!
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Shoot, big man, shoot!
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Is your toll collector wearing pants,
a skirt, or nothing but a smile?
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Cold breeze on the interstate,
next on Sick, Sad World.
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Hey, Jane! How long has the living room TV been broken?
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About two years, I guess.
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Do you mind if I watch a show in here? It's kind of a marital emergency.
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- Actually...
- Thanks.
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Welcome once again to The Living Marriage: A Holistic Blueprint For Loving.
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Oh, Katie, Katie, Katie!
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I, uh, think I'll give Daria a call... downstairs.
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Penny, you gonna be long?
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Business. No, no, Sen�r Finance Minister.
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Necessito dinero to reopen my business.
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Your volcano wiped out hundreds of hand-fashioned tin picture frames
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and I'd like to know how your government intends to compensate me.
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All right, then; to my private office.
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No, Sen�r, I have not been inhaling volcano dust. Hello? Hello?
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Sorry, gonna be awhile.
I'm developing.
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Whatever.
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Oh, honey? Don't drink from that big bottle in the kitchen; it's silver nitrate.
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It's poisonous?
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Yeah, and I need it for my prints.
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Mom, can we discuss this family togetherness nightmare?
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Wind's crying all over my stuff, Penny's starting a trade war in the kitchen,
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and Dad's rinsing prints in all the toilets.
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Oh, Jane. Everyone will work things out in their own way, in their own time.
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Remember when you kids were young?
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How far back? Diapers creep me out.
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The time Trent moved into a tent in the backyard.
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Oh, sure. It was my job to deliver the sandwiches.
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We just left him alone for six months until he got bored.
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Summer once ate only Pez for a year, and look how beautifully she turned out!
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You know, if you try to hold a butterfly tightly in your hand, it will die.
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You have to let it go, and if it comes back,
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it is truly yours, but if doesn't, it never really was.
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How about if you tear off its precious little wings?
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Who could that be?
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I'm not picky. The manger will be fine.
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Jane!
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Morgendorffer.
Didn't see you there.
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It's okay. Speed-walkers have thick skins.
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Jane, since you're staying with us and all, I thought...
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well, you're Daria's best friend, and she's, she's so hard to talk to these days...
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Maximum of three questions.
No betrayals. Immunity from prosecution.
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Agreed.
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- Drugs?
- Nope, unless you count TV.
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Depressed?
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No, just realistic.
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Sex? Oh, that's too obvious.
Can I have another one?
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The walls are closing in...
the ice is getting thin...
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no place to be alone...
my house is not a home...
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psychic refugee... psychic refu...
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The walls are closing in... the ice is...
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But, Dad, I don't know what else to do.
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I tried everything on that show.
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Your mom and I find role-playing a super way to work out conflicts.
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We also enjoy hitting each other with large foam rubber bats.
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I'd do it, but Katie isn't here.
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Well, I'll be Katie.
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Trent, would you mind being the flirtatious girl at the check-out counter?
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Uh, I gotta go sharpen my guitar pick.
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Okay, I'll get Trent's tent out of the attic. Bye!
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Courtney and Adrian are coming for a visit. Isn't that great?
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Does Summer know?
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She should, shouldn't she?
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Well, she's kind of their mother.
Have you seen Janey?
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No, hon. But if you find her, tell her I said hi.
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Doesn't this feel great?
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Has anyone seen Jane?
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She was just standing there a few minutes... uh, days ago.
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Good one!
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Hey, thanks for setting the table, Jane-o!
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No problem.
Thanks for letting me stay here.
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Well, I know how it can be, being driven from your childhood home.
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Even if it was a dark, depressing place,
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the air thick with oppression,
and the constant threat of ...
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Look! A ducky!
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Hey, neat! Say, uh, Jane...
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I know you're Daria's best friend and well...
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she's so hard to talk to these days.
I was wondering...
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Maximum of three questions.
No betrayals. Immunity from prosecution.
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And, uh, talk your wife into finding a new speed-walking route.
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Done! Age?
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Seventeen.
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Uh... height?
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Five foot two.
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Favorite color?
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Black.
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Oh, that's too obvious.
Can I have another one?
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I don't suppose you could tear out a chapter for me?
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Sorry, library book.
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This milk trivia quiz is really interesting.
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I'd like to try chewing some of this cud sometime.
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Why don't they just put Marmaduke to sleep?
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Well, Jane, since everyone else is occupied,
why don't we have a little...
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Vitamin D, 200%... vitamin A, 100%...
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Who could that be?
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Hey, Daria. Janey here?
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Um, yeah. Hi.
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Smells good.
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Trent?
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Hey, Janey. I just stopped by to tell you I'll be living in the Tank for a while.
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The Tank?
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It's a van, or it was once.
Why didn't you phone?
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Couldn't get near it. Hey, is that spaghetti? It's my favorite.
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Actually, it's fettuccini bolognese.
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Oh, yeah, that's my favorite.
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It's not sticking together at all.
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Trent, my man, you want to stay for dinner?
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Well, it is nice and warm in here.
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Not like the Tank.
I bet your doors lock, too.
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Trent, would you like to stay here tonight?
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What?
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Are you sure you've got the concentration for this game?
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Of course. Why?
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Well, just 'cause you've only picked two letters.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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You're an artist, right?
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I've been known to push the paint around. Why?
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Art fascinates me.
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So, if you were contouring the eyelids of, oh, someone with, let's see,
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coloring, skin tone, and hair color just like mine,
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would you go with a deep plum or a rich mauve?
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- I'd have to see the actual...
- Okay!
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Don't touch my "Q"!
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What?
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Hey, Daria? Seen Janey?
I need to borrow her toothbrush.
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Uh, she'll be back in a minute.
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Guess I'll wait.
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Hey, cool room.
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Um, thanks.
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Comfortable bed.
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Mark Twain. Huckleberry Finn, right?
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Yeah.
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I read that in high school, I think.
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Um, it's an American classic.
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Used to watch Huckleberry Hound when I was a kid.
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They didn't really have a lot in common, now that I think about it.
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Um, no, Huckleberry Hound was much more of a joiner.
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Yeah. Loser.
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Why did Quick Draw McGraw hang out with that freaky little mule?
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Whoops! Didn't mean to interrupt.
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That's okay. Hey, Janey,
I need to borrow your toothbrush.
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Take it, it's a gift.
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Cool.
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Wow, kismet!
What were you guys talking about?
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Comparative literature.
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Who could that be?
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Quinn, your date is here!
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Wow, I really don't know my kids!
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Hey, Trent around?
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Oh, you're for... well, then.
Trent, your date is here!
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Thanks. See you.
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Trent, where are you going?
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Out.
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And when are you coming back?
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Later. Bye.
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Someone should talk to that young man about the lifestyle choices he's making.
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Don't worry.
You're twice the woman she is.
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No, that would be a size 12.
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Listen, Daria, I always say that just because a guy has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean he's off-limits.
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Unless you're the girlfriend.
By "you" I mean me, of course.
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Remember that.
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Mmm, got any more pearl drops of wisdom?
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Daria, all you need is a little confidence.
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Just close your eyes and imagine what you want. Watch me.
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Quinn, looking into your mauve-lidded eyes makes me want to give you everything you've ever desired.
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May I worship your heavenly perfection until the end of time?
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Or until you meet someone better, whichever comes first?
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Oh, okay. Oh, and could you get me a soda? In a crystal goblet?
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It's only a matter of time.
Give it a try, Daria.
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Just use your imagination and picture your dream exactly the way it will be.
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All right. But I don't trust you enough to close my eyes.
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Trent, honey, I'm home!
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Good day?
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Not much happened.
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Don't worry, Trent.
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I'm sure Mystik Spiral is on the brink of success...
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We really should change the name.
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...and I don't mind working double shifts at the gene splicing lab until you make it.
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Face it, Daria, we're never going to get our big break.
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I gotta get a real job.
Um, I'll need some money to get my tattoo removed.
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Honey, we have to save right now.
Trent Junior needs glasses. Thick ones.
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Don't you understand?
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Every time I look at this stupid tattoo, it reminds me how I've wasted my life.
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But I'm not giving up.
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I'm determined to lie here on the couch until things turn around.
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Oh, Trent. Whatever happened to the man I married?
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We never got married, remember?
I overslept.
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Who could that be?
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That's for me!
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Bye!
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You okay there, sister-in-law?
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I think I just got over something.
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Who could that be?
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Hey! That print took me five hours!
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Uh, children, that's not really a ride.
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You kids get off that pottery wheel this instant!
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Summer! You've come to take the kids home?
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Well, I figured since I made the trip, I'd stay a few nights.
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Gee, how was today's pre-breakfast run?
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Pre-breakfast speed-walk, right, Jane?
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I thought we had a deal.
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Good morning, Quinn.
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If you're wondering why I overslept,
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it's not because I was out late or anything; my alarm clock simply malfunctioned.
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I certainly accept your convincing explanation.
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Trent?
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What time did you get in last night?
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Uh... midnight?
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I don't think so, young man.
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Jake, was there something you wanted to talk to Trent about?
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Yeah, Trent, what would you think if tonight I tried a little chutney shrimp?
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I'm itching to break out the ol' wok.
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Trent, I'm afraid these crazy hours you keep will make it impossible for you to adjust if and when you get a job
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and join the rest of us in conventional society.
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Doesn't anyone want to know what ungodly hour I got in?
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I meant to be home sooner, but Monique and I spent four hours breaking up.
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You guys break up every other week.
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You don't belong together.
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Figure it out. Right, Daria?
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Trent, one day you'll have your own home and you can live any way you choose,
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but while you're under our roof, young man, you will respect the rules of this household.
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Yes'm.
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Now, let's discuss an appropriate punishment for breaking curfew.
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But don't I deserve appropriate punish... ...I mean, um...
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Just tell them if they'll let it go this once you'll never do it again.
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I'm sorry I broke the rules.
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We don't really have any rules at our house. Right, Janey?
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Well, there's that one about not building a fire in the rooms that don't have fireplaces.
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You know, I once lived in a tent in the yard for six months,
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waiting for someone to invite me back into the house.
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Oh, do I know what that's like:
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waiting for your so-called loved ones to acknowledge your existence!
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Sitting alone in the dark,
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craving the love of a heartless man
who keeps you in a constant state of fear and,
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Who could that be?
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Hello, Helen.
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Why, Amanda! I guess you've come to claim your children.
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Are they here?
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Jane is free to go,
but Trent is grounded.
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Oh, I don't believe in that.
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You know, Helen, if you try to hold a butterfly tightly in your hand, it will die.
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You have to let it go, and, You gotta help me! I need my house back!
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Amanda, I may have an idea.
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Well, now that we'll all be living under the same roof for a while,
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I thought it would be nice if we sat down each night, ate dinner together, and shared our day.
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Penny, keep that bird pointed away from the vegetables! So, what's new?
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Well, I'm thinking of switching from hand-crafted tin picture frames
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to hand-crafted gecko-skin coin purses.
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You still think your little knickknacks are gonna save the economies of the Third World?
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Now, Summer, some things are worth saving.
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And some things can't be saved...
like my marriage!
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It's okay, Wind. It's for the best.
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Really?
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Believe me, you're much better off.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Yeah, what do you know about marriage?
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Well, I can't say I've had as much experience as either of you in failing at it!
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Wait a minute!
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Hey, guys, live and let live!
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We wanna go home!
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Then why the hell did you run away and drag me back to the last place on Earth I want to be?
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I have such interesting and articulate children!
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And grandchildren!
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So, once again the wandering Lanes scatter to parts unknown
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as Trent and I return to the benign neglect that has served us so well in the past.
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I guess no matter what style parents you have, they will inevitably drive you crazy.
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Well said, amiga. And so, adios.
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Well, it was fun.
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Yeah. Uh, sorry your date didn't work out.
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Janey's right. Monique and I just aren't meant to be.
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Too bad you're not a few years older, huh?
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I could take you out.
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See you.
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Daria, you're the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Damn.
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Written by Anne D. Bernstein
www.outpost-daria.com
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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
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R�ponses au blindtest :
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Trent looks in refrigerator
Heather Nova - London Rain
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Jane running past Helen
Speed - Space Queen
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Jane eating dinner with the Morgendorffers
Blaque - 808
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Daria and Jane playing scrabble
Sonic Youth - Dirty Boots
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Daria watching Trent and Monique
Foo Fighters - Everlong
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Trent and Monique drive away
Filter - Welcome to the Fold
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Quinn's daydream
UNKLE - Unreal
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Daria's daydream
Sonic Youth - The Diamond Sea
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just before Chiquito steals photograph
Paul Weller - The Changingman
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closing credits
Pet Shop Boys - Too Many People
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