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[yelling aggressively]
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[stirring music]
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Oh, crap.
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There's only one man who can save us now.
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I better get to him before it's too late!
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[yelling aggressively]
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["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart
In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing]
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[woman] Ladies and gentlemen,
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the president of the Marjorie Caldwell
Society of Arts and Music,
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John Ballgram.
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Good evening.
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Tonight, we honor the life and the music
of Mr. Herbie Hancock,
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and if we're lucky,
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we might even get him to come up here
and play a little music for us.
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But first, I do want to say,
just for anyone who's concerned...
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I don't think the dog that bit me
should get put down.
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I know that's protocol when a person falls
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and a dog bites them,
the dog gets put down...
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but I don't think the dog
should get put down,
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because I know that's a service dog.
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Otherwise,
why would it be allowed in here,
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and why would it be wearing
that little blue shirt?
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Okay, I just wanted to say that
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so it didn't cloud
the rest of the evening.
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[audience member coughing]
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The year is 1957,
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on the mean streets of Chicago.
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-My dog didn't bite you.
-[murmuring]
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What?
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-My dog didn't try to bite you.
-It didn't what?
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He was trying to hump your head.
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[laughter]
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[Ballgram] It tried to bite me.
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-It tried to bite the back of my hair off.
-It was humping you, dude.
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[laughter]
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Uh...
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Okay, Herbie can play.
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Herbie can compose.
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Herbie sees music in a...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, but, uh...
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What do you even have?
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-What?
-What do you even have
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that you have a service dog
that's allowed in here?
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-That's really none of your business.
-That would be true
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if your dog didn't try to bite
the back of my hair off.
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-You know what happened.
-I don't.
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And it's too bad we can't figure it out
'cause nobody has video or anything.
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I took a video.
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[murmuring]
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Oh... fine.
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-There's no way to watch it.
-Tech guy can plug it in right there.
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[man] Yeah!
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Thanks, Herbie.
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[applause]
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Cool. All right.
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Okay, here I am. Here I am.
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I'm walking up the stage.
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-There I trip a little on the stair.
-[laughter]
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And here comes a dog trying to bite me.
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[laughter]
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It's... It's trying to bite me!
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It's trying to rip my hair out.
What are you laughing at?
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Oh, my God!
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Are you saying that your dog
has blue balls now?
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You said it humped me.
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Well, it certainly didn't finish,
'cause look.
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-[audience groans in disgust]
-It's dry.
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And you know what?
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You don't tape people.
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What is this society,
that we tape everything?
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What's going on?
Do we not live in the moment anymore?
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We just tape everything from a phone?
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I don't like that.
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You know, that's what
Herbie's music is against.
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I don't know, man,
I think the dog humped you.
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[laughter]
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That's why I love Herbie Hancock.
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He loves to lie.
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[band instrumental interlude playing]
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["Blending Soul" by Soul Blenders playing]
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We now return to
the Channel 20 Christmas classic,
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The Night Scrooge Saved Christmas.
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[hopeful music playing]
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[music reaches a crescendo]
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Oh!
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It's Christmas!
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-Scrooge!
-[stirring music playing]
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Who are you?
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I am the Ghost of Christmas Way Future.
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I've already met
the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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I said Way Future, Scrooge!
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-What are you here to show me?
-Christmas in the year 3050.
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Skeletrex and his Bone Brigade
have enslaved the human race,
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and we need your help.
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What are you talking about?
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Bonies are slaughtering humans
by the millions,
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taking their bones and using them
to make more bone soldiers,
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and, more important, fleets of bone cars.
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-What--?
-Frigging Bonies!
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But I've got a plan.
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We've got to kill Skeletrex.
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He's huge!
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He's 15 feet tall and he has bones
the size of tree trunks.
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-What--
-Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.
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He carries a club made of lava.
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-Damn you, Skeletrex!
-[gun fires]
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Oh, crap!
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One of the Bonies made it through
the Christmas portal.
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Quick, Scrooge, bash him with your cane!
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[skeleton screaming]
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That's it, Scrooge.
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Now, go ahead and eat that goop, Scrooge.
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It'll give you the Bonie's sense of humor.
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Oh, watch out, Scrooge! It's a bone larva.
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Don't let it lay an egg!
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[Scrooge] I don't know what to do!
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Use your Christmas cheer and bash
its fricking brains out, you idiot!
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-[soldier laughs]
-[bone larva moans]
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Yeah, bash that bone larva!
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Attaboy! That's good bone-crushing.
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[hopeful music playing]
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I think I'm beginning
to get the hang of this.
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Scrooge, you cheap bastard,
you're a genius at this.
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-[stirring music resumes]
-Oh, crap!
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The Bone Brigade is doing
a bunch more bad stuff.
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We're gonna have to go to the future.
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Crap dang it, this sucks!
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♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, ba-ba-bay ♪
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♪ Whoa, baby, baby, ba-ba-bay ♪
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So do you like it out here?
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You know, coming from the Midwest,
I was unsure
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-whether I'd like California or not.
-Yeah.
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But I got to say, I love it.
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You know? The weather, obviously.
-[woman] Mm-hm.
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[man] It doesn't get any better.
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And you think I'd miss the seasons...
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[woman] Mm-hm.
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But you know what? Sometimes I do,
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but most of the time, I don't.
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[chuckles]
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-You excuse me for a second?
-Mm-hm.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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How can I help you?
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My date's eating
all the fully loaded nachos.
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All the ones with the meat and cheese,
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the ones that are fully loaded,
she's hogging them,
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so I'm mostly getting just, like,
just chips.
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Like mostly just chips,
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like nothing on 'em,
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but, like, a little bit of cheese
and maybe one little nugget of meat.
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-Okay.
-Can you say something to her?
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-Say what?
-Maybe go up to the table
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and just say like, "Hey, stop that."
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Or like, "Hey, that's not allowed."
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You want me to go over and say,
"Stop eating the meat on the chips"?
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No, just say the restaurant has a rule.
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It's not you,
it's a rule the restaurant has
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that if you get an item to share,
you can't...
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One person can't just eat
all the fully loaded ones.
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Like, don't look around,
find the one with most meat,
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-and always eat that one.
-Can't you just ask her to share with you?
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Can't you just say
the restaurant has a rule?
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I don't know, maybe it's just me,
but I'm like,
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"Play your hits.
Like, don't play the new stuff."
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Yeah, I totally agree.
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You go to a concert,
and you want to hear the songs you love.
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Right, exactly, like--
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-Give me the good-time rock 'n' roll.
-I want to sing along!
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[man] Totally!
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[both laughing]
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This is really fun.
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-This is so fun.
-I'm glad we did this.
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Are you enjoying everything?
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-Yeah, everything's great.
-[man] Yeah.
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Uh... Okay.
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Because we have a rule here
that if you order nachos to share...
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uh, one person can't just eat
all the fully loaded nachos.
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What's that? Say that again?
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We have a rule that basically says
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if two people order nachos to share...
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one person can't take
the ones with meat and stuff.
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What? I've never heard
anything like that before.
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That is... so weird.
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But I guess if that's a rule, thanks.
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-Okay.
-Hang on a second.
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Did you ask him to come over here
and say that?
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What?
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Did you ask him to say that?
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[tense music playing]
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What the hell are you talking about?
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You got up,
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you talked to him for a long time,
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and then the minute you sit down,
he comes over
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and says that the restaurant
has this rule.
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No restaurant has a rule
about who gets to eat what.
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What?
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[in emotional voice]
I went up there
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to ask if we could switch tables.
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There's an air conditioner
above this table,
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and I was worried
you were gonna get cold.
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There's no vent above us.
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What?
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Did he ask you to come over
and say that about the nachos?
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-He did.
-What?
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I went up there
to complain about the rule.
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You just learned the rule!
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-What?
-He just came over here...
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-Who?
-Him!
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What is going on?
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We'll take the check.
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We're gonna be so early for that movie.
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I'm not going to the movie.
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[in high-pitched voice]
What?
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["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart
In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing]
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[upbeat music playing on radio]
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[mouths]
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[car horn honking continuously]
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[frenzied driver] That's me!
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Me! That's me! Me!
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-[continuous horn honking]
-[tires screech]
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Me?
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Go around.
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[continuous horn honking]
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Just go around. I...
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-[driver panting]
-[continuous horn honking]
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The third phase, we hit up Instagram and--
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[distant car horn honking]
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Uh...
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-Um, the third phase, we--
-[distant car horn honking]
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[continuous horn honking]
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Sorry.
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-[continuous horn honking]
-[menacing music playing]
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[snarling]
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-[dog barking]
-[continuous horn honking]
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[frenzied driver] I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
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-My stomach hurts!
-[continuous horn honking]
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Help me, please!
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[birds chirping]
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[exhales]
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[man] As painful and sad as today is...
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let us not forget
that it's also a celebration of life.
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The life in this world...
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and the life in our next world,
in the ever after.
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[car horn honking]
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The deceased taught us all
a lot about life.
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-[priest's speech drowned out by honking]
-Hey! Hey!
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[priest's speech drowned out by honking]
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[continuous car horn honking]
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Oh, shit! Shit!
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Shit! Shit!
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00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,949
Shit! Shit! No! No!
253
00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,285
What the hell are you doing, man?
Stop honking.
254
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,745
But I'm horny!
255
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,621
-What are you talking about?
-I'm talking about
256
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,331
your "honk if you're horny"
bumper sticker!
257
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,624
Can you help me out or not?
258
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,210
-How would I help you out?
-I don't know! Do you have a solution,
259
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,713
like some magazines,
or a calendar, or something?
260
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,256
-Why would I have that?
-What?!
261
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,467
I thought that you worked for
a service or a company
262
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,260
that helped out guys that are so horny
263
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:42,636
that their stomachs hurt!
264
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,971
'Cause that's what I am!
265
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,056
There's no service that does that!
266
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,601
[yelling in agony]
267
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,019
Stop moving around!
268
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,772
Why do you have that sticker on your car?
What did you think was gonna happen?
269
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,524
I don't know why I got
the fucking sticker, man!
270
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,946
I grew up in a small town.
271
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,658
-Things were hard.
-[pensive music playing]
272
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,786
We needed to make little jokes.
273
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,539
I learned to make my car a little funny.
274
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,335
I'm sorry if I sent the wrong message,
275
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:18,255
like I was some sort of representative
or something.
276
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,261
-So you don't have pornos and calendars?
-No.
277
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,847
Then you need to take that sticker
off your car.
278
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,307
Don't you dare!
Don't you fucking touch it!
279
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,809
Stay away from my car! It's a classic!
280
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,353
-Do not touch me!
-Don't touch my ride!
281
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,271
-Ohhh!
-Shit!
282
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,232
-[driver] What do we got here?
-Shut the fuck up!
283
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,151
-You had pornos this whole time?
-Shut the fuck up. Just pick one and go.
284
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,986
I got to go over there and sing a song.
285
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:43,280
Come on, hurry up!
286
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,824
I've seen a lot of these!
287
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,493
-Just take--
-Thank you so much.
288
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,036
Seriously, this is honestly like--
289
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,621
-I'm sorry.
-I just... I am sorry.
290
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,998
[inspirational music playing]
291
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:58,546
And now to sing a song,
the son of the deceased.
292
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,969
♪ Friday night ♪
293
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,098
♪ I'm thinking that we just might ♪
294
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,977
♪ Fly away to someplace they don't know ♪
295
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,437
♪ Who we are ♪
296
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,361
♪ Now I'm riding shotgun in your car ♪
297
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:27,324
♪ We drive through the city
Like explorers going 65 ♪
298
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,244
♪ Blowing hair flying across your face ♪
299
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:34,832
♪ We left on Friday, now it's Saturday ♪
300
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:38,836
♪ Pressed jeans buttoned up
Jeans ironed slipping up ♪
301
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,882
♪ Rad shoes walking slow
Headphones blaring 3-stacks ♪
302
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:46,886
♪ Sunglasses flaring out
Dick watch hanging low ♪
303
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,848
♪ Studded belt, pole cut
Three-stacks on the radio ♪
304
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,225
♪ Friday night ♪
305
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:57,187
♪ I'm thinking that we just might ♪
306
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,983
♪ Run away to someplace we ♪
307
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,652
♪ We can be who we are ♪
308
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:06,989
♪ We can be who we are ♪
309
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,869
I love you, Mom.
310
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,789
["Big Flame (Is Gonna Break My Heart
In Two)" by Doris Wilson playing]
311
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,061
♪ There's a flame, a flame ♪
312
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:40,272
♪ A big flame in my heart ♪
313
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,732
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
314
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:47,905
♪ And believe me when I say
It's burning hot ♪
315
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,448
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
316
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,619
♪ It's burning for you ♪
317
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:58,165
♪ Even though we are through ♪
318
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:03,295
♪ This big flame boy
Is gonna break my heart in two ♪
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