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'Bye!

Hey, wait up, Akane!

Forget it! I'll be late for school if I wait around for you!

Aw, what's the rush--?!

Can't waste this!

Hey! You overslept, too!

Check! Check!

Check!

Check! Check! Check!

Check! Check!

Hey!

Dis t'ings all against school rules. So I be taking dem.

'Nodder big haul today!

Tardy students have lavatory washing one week!

Lavatory washing?!

-- "Cleaning toilets." -- What?!

Who dat?

Oh, no!

Check!

Dat long hair no good!

Check!

'Smatter, Principal? You're the one who's late!

What's wrong?

I had one cute son.

-- You have a son? -- The poor kid.

I wuz real good to the keed. I do everythin' he say.

But dat was no good. I love my boy too much.

I spoil him rotten. Finally, he run away from me.

Dis happen three years ago.

So dis don' happen to you, I was strict wit' you keeds.

What kinda monster are you?

But too strict is no good. Dis for you.

Thank you.

You...dirty--!

After all, in school, strict is necessary!

That dirty--!

He's late! Lunch hour is almost up.

Master Kuno, sorry to keep you waiting!

Hyah!

Here, sir...!

At long last! Without this sauce, I would've had to skip lunch!

Come back here!

That was a dirty trick this morning--!

Master Kuno, that's--?

The two disgraces of our dear Furinkan High. Nothing unusual.

But that was--?

KUNO

I'm sure it was in here.

One moment, please, sir.

-- So what's in here? -- This is it, Master Kuno.

Please look at this photograph.

This is my father, who disappeared three years ago.

Master Kuno, look very carefully!

Haven't you seen this face somewhere before?

-- It's my father. -- I know, but--!

What're you trying to say?!

Isn't the principal of Furinkan High School...

your very father who vanished three years ago?!

Absurd! That weirdo principal could never be my father!

But Master Kuno, I've been the Kuno family spy for years!

I'm not blind, sir! Please look at this photo again!

You are blind! Observe!

There is a topknot on my father's head.

But isn't that a coconut tree on the principal's head?

Moreover--!

Their glasses are different!

Their taste in clothing is different!

And more than anything else--!

My father's skin was never this dark.

Do you understand, Sasuke?

Um...!

Sasuke!

Yessir!

And by the way...try to find out where my father went.

Dese days, all my students obey my orders very well.

Very good.

However...

Ranma Saotome is bad keed!

I bettah teach dem what happen when dey don' listen!

An' so, our school have campus combat festival!

-- What was the reason?! -- Beats me.

Rules is simple.

Dis elimination tournament, all classes fight each odder.

Da winning class get pardon from followin' school rules...

wit' dis certificate!

What's your scheme, whacko?

I only pray fo' everybody's wholesome success!

Honest?

Yes! But if you lose da final battle, da boys shave heads.

Girls get bowl cuts!

You're up to somethin', after all!

Don' enter, den.

You're on! If I can ignore school rules, I'll do it!

We'll do it!

Heh.

-- Aren't you going to practice? -- Why should I?

Will you be okay?

Don't worry. Kuno's in our class. He'll fight for us.

True. I better watch out for Kuno's class.

"An opening!"

Dirty--!

Master Kuno!

It's only you, Sasuke? Don't interrupt my practice.

Master Kuno, I've come about your father--!

You've learned something?

Nothing in particular.

Only, he moved from the mainland U.S. to Hawaii.

Hawaii?

So he must be--!

My father has become a shining star in a land far across the sea.

A beautiful star.

Hah?

Father!

CONGRATULATIONS! First Annual School Martial Arts Festival

Easy! The tournament's ours!

With the three of us together, we're unbeatable!

You're right.

I'll do my best!

What's that?

What the heck are they?

-- Welcome! Welcome! -- Hey, who're those guys?!

Allow me to introduce.

Dey be your classmates. Special transfers.

Dey fight in da tournament, too.

They're gonna fight...?

Now, we bettah start. Combat Tournament! Let's go!

The tournament ees begun!

Da clashin' of young power ees excitin'!

Youth ees beautiful! Keeds, fight till da end!

Gee, this is a violent festival.

Too bad. They want the school rules pardon.

But why should the ones who lose the final battle get haircuts?

Next, Class 1-F against Class 2-K!

Let's go!

Come on, come on!

Quit it!

Right! And so, get this--!

Jus' wot I expected.

Next, da new transferees in da kine armor!!

Man, their battle aura is powerful.

Awesome.

Dey got power! Da strongest da kine!

Hey, forget it!

That's dirty, Principal!

-- They're supposed to be students?! -- Ain't they professional fighters?!

No, no, no. Dey students of Furinkan High.

Dey got student I.D. cards!

So dey be fo' real students!

That's why it's dirty!

Aw, never mind! I fight better against tougher opponents.

Oh! Confident, yeh?

No matter what your scheme is, we're getting the school rules pardon.

Go ahead, please.

Crud!

Let's go!

At least Ranma won't die!

What's this?

Doesn't this look like somebody we know?

He looks awfully familiar.

Wait a minute. Do this and this...!

Kuno?!

How come the principal had this photo, though?

So it is true!

Hyah!

Sasuke?!

I knew the principal was Master Kuno's true father...

that vanished three years ago!

The principal and Kuno are father and son?!

That's so stupid! They see each other every day and never realized--?!

For those two, it's not unusual!

Now, ees da semifinals!!

Master Kuno!!

Ho! Dat one challenger down. He fight real good by himself.

How can you do this to your own son?!

What?! My son?! Dis boy?!

Oh! Dis be Tacchi's picture I had!

"Tacchi"?!

My son, Tatewaki. But Tacchi ees only 14 year old! Not big like him!

He's grown up in three years!

No, no, no! An' Tacchi nevah have hair like dis!

Wait--!

Oh, dis my boy Tacchi, fo' sure! I nevah know I find him here!

Now, we goin' make you bald jus' like before!

Get away from me!

You awake?

Kuno, the principal is your father?

Not that again! My father wasn't so dark!

Wouldn't he get tanned in Hawaii?

There's no mistake! They're father and son!

How wonderful!

This super weirdo is my father, who vanished three years ago?!

Oh, Tacchi! I been looking for you. But at last, I find you!

No leave Daddy again!

Don't call me "Tacchi," weirdo!

If you're my father...

pay for all the times you humiliated me...

HERE AND NOW!!

I was bad daddy. Fo'geeve me.

They're both so weird. They have to be related.

Like weirdo, like son.

You're after Ranma?

Yes! Da armor guys top fighters in all kine styles.

Not even Ranma Saotome can beat 'um!

Armor guys goin' win! Dey beat Ranma up and shave him bald!

Rats! Look out!

You're using a cat?

Cat een dis box. Cat ees Ranma Saotome's weak spot.

Now "amen" to Ranma!

Coward! Will you stoop to any means to win?!

Wit' Ranma gone, you be glad, too.

True! My nemesis will be gone. Might makes right.

Look out!

Ucchan!

Akane!!

Akane Tendo!

Akane! Damn--!

I gotta get out of this!

Now, sic cat on da buggah.

This is the perfect chance to defeat Ranma Saotome.

But it's too cowardly. My pride won't allow it!

I'm the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High, Tatewaki Kuno, 17 years old!

What should I do? Might makes right.

You've awakened, Akane Tendo?! Sleep all you wish in my arms--!

Rats! They sure can move fast in that heavy armor!

That's it!

Here goes nothin'!!

Ranma!

Ranma?!

Steel armor is a great conductor of electricity.

We win!! Class 1-F wins!

Oh, no! Guys in armor lose!

No idiot would fall for that absurd trap of yours.

I'll take this!

Wha--?!

"You lose."

Fake pardon.

I write real pardon on back of Tacchi's head three year ago.

If you want it, we shave Tacchi bald!

Don't be absurd!

Please stop it!

Quit it! This isn't gonna stop anytime soon.

Truly whacko father and son.

What the heck was this festival for, anyway?

-- Master Kuno, that's dangerous! -- Principal, you'll hurt yourself!