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Master! That's my food.
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Be my guest! I'm only happy
my food meets with your taste!
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Now P-chan, say "ahh."
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China! That's right, China!
You can go to China!
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Anything Goes Martial Arts Obstacle Course Race
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Win the race, and
you go to China!
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How wonderful!
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Bring your courage!
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And join the Miracle Martial Arts
Obstacle Course Race!
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We'll see you there!
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China, huh?
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Anything-Goes Martial Arts Obstacle Course Race
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Why's everybody else here!?
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Why not? I might want to eat
some real Peking duck!
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That's right. As would I.
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"I wanna look up some old friends."
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I thought I'd pay a call on some
lovely ladies who live for me.
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Yeah, sure.
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Nihao, Ranma!
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S-Shampoo!
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Shampoo go where Ranma go!
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Where Shampoo goes,
I go as well.
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Mousse, you--
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Kuno! Kodachi's here, too!
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Bonjour!
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Ranma Saotome,
I shall never lose to you!
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You've no hope of beating him,
Brother-dear.
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- What was that?
- Whatever could it have been?
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Ryoga! You made it here!
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You made it on time!
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I left the minute I saw it on TV--
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You're really into this competition.
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What did you expect!?
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I'm going to Jusenkyo,
find the right spring. . .
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and take the curse off my body!
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That was MY idea.
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Everyone. . .
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let's start the Miracle Martial Arts
Obstacle Course Race!
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Do you wanna go to China!?
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I wanna!
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I wanna! I wanna!
I wanna!
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He really IS into this competition.
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Let's get this started!
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Yeah!
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First you'll enter the giant sorting wheel.
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Choose the door you like, and
we'll see who gets to the exit!
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What this?
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This too easy!
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S-Shampoo!
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W-Wait up, Shampoo.
I'm coming too!
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What is this!?
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Genma! Soun!
Let's run straight through!
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Yes, Sir!
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"Hyaa!"
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"Whoa!"
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What happened to Soun?
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"Perforated!"
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Twitch, twitch.
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Worm! You have no right to
call yourself my disciple!
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Now. . .
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there's no need to hurry.
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Not goin' nowhere!
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Disqualified!
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Finally I have Ranma-darling
alone in a dark room!
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Akane Tendo, you've finally
gotten me alone in a dark room.
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I cannot let your effort go to waste!
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You shall now fly into my arms!
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Curse you,
Ranma Saotome!
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You impose on the love between
Akane Tendo and myself!
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What are you dreamin'!?
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Akane Tendo!!
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You shall not insert yourself
in my tryst with Ranma-darling!
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"Tryst"?
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Akane. . .
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if you're frightened, I have
two loving arms to hold you with!
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I WISH I could say that!
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Ladies and gentlemen, you've
chosen the most difficult course!
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We can't guarantee your safety!
Not with all these hungry dinosaurs!
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Those with the courage to go on,
swim to the beach!
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I, Tatewaki Kuno, will
never flinch from danger!
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Nor will his sister!
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Me, too!
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Quit that!
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See you! Gotta go!
Good luck! You'll need it!
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What'd they come for, anyway?
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Is it not the pigtailed girl!?
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I admire your persistence
in pursuing me!
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The only outcome must be to
date both you and Akane Tendo.
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Fool.
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Ranma-darling? Ranma-darling,
where can you be!?
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You have hidden my
Ranma-darling somewhere!
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- Deliver him!
- C'mon--
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Hold! How dare you menace
my pigtailed girl!?
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Sister or no,
I cannot allow it!
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And you think you can win!?
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I shall!
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Akane!
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Breaking Point!
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- Thank you, Ryoga!
- Sure!
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Not bad, pig-boy!
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Hot water!
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Have at you, Twisted Sister!
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En garde, Brother-dear!
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What's that!?
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Ranma-darling, you've
come back to me!
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Ranma Saotome, what have you done
with the pigtailed girl!?
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Big Brother or not,
I won't let you lay a finger on him!
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Didn't I just leave this scene?
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What does he think he's doing?
Let's go, Ryoga.
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O-Okay!
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- Jeez!
- Hold, Ranma Saotome!
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Hand over the pigtailed girl!
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Ranma-darling, save yourself.
I'll take care of him!
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Yeah. Thanks!
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Yield!
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I shall not!
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Two more disqualified!
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Where's the exit!?
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Ryoga, something's wrong!
I think we've been running in circles!
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I haven't noticed anything.
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See ya!
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Ranma!
You're gonna leave me behind?
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I thought you were
with Ryoga today.
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Akane, forget a cold-hearted
cretin like him!
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Ranma!
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Don't get me wrong.
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You better thank me for
findin' the exit for you!
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Who needs your help!?
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Ranma, you dummy!
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Just how long does this go on!?
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- A dead-end?
- Oh, no!
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So now what, Ryoga?
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W-We go back.
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Going back disqualifies you!
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What!?
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If we can't go on and can't go back,
where do we go!?
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The rest of my life as a pig--
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You wanna surrender?
We'll lead you right outta there.
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Can you live like this, Ryoga Hibiki!?
No, you can't!
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You HAVE to go to China!
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Yes, you must get the ticket to China
and get rid of your curse!
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Or you'll be a pig for eternity!
Not on your life!
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Not on your life!
This situation can't be borne!
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R-Ryoga?
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Akane--
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A-Akane. . .j-just follow me!
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Oww--
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Good job, contestant!
You're past the first round!
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All right!
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Shampoo!
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Shampoo!
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Shampoo?
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Ranma!?
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- Shampoo never leave you!
- C-C'mon, leggo!
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Ranma, take your
hands off my Shampoo!
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Who you calling Shampoo!?
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Who's Ranma!?
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If it isn't Ryoga and Akane.
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Ryoga, you can't just break through
the walls like that!
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Who says I can't!?
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He can! He can!
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You got spirit, kids!
You all qualify!
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Now for Round 2!
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How are they doing?
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Akane, Ranma, Mousse, Ryoga
and Shampoo all passed Round 1 .
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Oh dear, I forgot to remind
Father of something important.
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I wanted him to bring home
some sweet-bean buns.
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Only 5 people made it
through Round 1 !
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What awaits our contestants now!?
Start Round 2!!
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I didn't scare ya, did I?
The fun is just starting!
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What're we supposed to do now!?
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You must find a path to the goal
through this impenetrable jungle!
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No sweat.
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But first, I want to
introduce some people!
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Is everybody happy!?
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Yeah!
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These are our runners-up!
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So everyone pair up
into teams of two!
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Shampoo pair with Ranma!
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That was my thought!
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I can pair with Akane!
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How did I wind up with a jerk like you!?
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I was wonderin' the same thing!
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Man, that was close, eh Ryoga?
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Ryoga--
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You got hit with that little splash?
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Are you two all right?
Ranma! Ryoga!
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Where's Ryoga?
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P-chan? Why's P-chan here?
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Look! What's that!?
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I knew I'd have a good use for this!
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What's that for, Ranma!?
There was nothing there!
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Where's P-chan?
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Where's who?
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I thought I saw P-chan!
Right?
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Maybe he was.
Maybe he wasn't--
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Dad, pay attention!
I know he was here!
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Quit with your little jokes, Akane.
See you later!
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Wait up!
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Don't thank me. I can sympathize
with a poor slob like you.
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Don't do me favors!
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Ingrate! Let's go!
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Why Ranma go without me?
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- I'm entering another world!
- Go to other world!
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What're you doing!?
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Bye-bye, Mousse!
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Goal
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What happened to Mousse?
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Shampoo not know!
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Congratulations!
We have 8 people and 1 animal left.
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Let's uncuff you--
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Wait, 8 people and
1 animal makes 9.
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But wasn't everybody in pairs?
Oh, who cares?
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And now for Round 3!
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Round 3 is in this grand canyon!
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Find an opponent and fight
your way down to the goal!
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If your balloon is broken,
you're disqualified!
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Let's go!
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Too bad, you're going to lose to me!
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Not at all, Gramps. I wanna go to China,
so I came prepared!
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00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:10,250
Looky here!
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Fool! I fell for that once,
but can you fool me again?
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How sweet!
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Don't give me that!
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Bye-bye!
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00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:22,700
Now to change back into a guy
and cross the goal line!
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Prepare for my special
Overhand Strike of Death!
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Tatewaki Kuno in misery!
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We needn't fight, right, Saotome?
We have no grudges to bear.
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"We're pals, ain't we?"
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What!?
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No joining forces!
You're both disqualified!
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lf one attacks,
one will be free to move.
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I shouldn't move first!
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The first to move is the loser.
They can make the first move.
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I no lose here!
But which one move first!?
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You're supposed to FIGHT down the hill!
You're all disqualified!
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00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:29,600
Now, the final round!
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The only ones to make it
to the deciding battle are. . .
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these two!
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Who'll win the ticket to China!?
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I'm going to China!
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I'll go to Jusenkyo, get my curse
removed, and then Akane will--
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Ryoga's REALLY
into this competition.
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Shall we proceed?
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While battling your opponent,
race to that far-off goal!
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00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,080
A sand drift!
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- Breaking Point!
- Stop that!
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W-What is that thing!?
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Some monster from hell!
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Ryoga, you use Breaking Point,
and I'll use the Chestnut fist!
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We'll hit the sand
and bury that thing!
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Chestnuts Roastin'
on an Open Fire!
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00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:54,370
Rapid Fire Breaking Point!
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00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:10,070
Truce over, Ranma!
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00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:23,840
Gotta go!
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That ticket to China is mine!
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All right--
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Ryoga, you little--
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Congratulations, Ryoga!
The ticket to China is yours!
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Where's the airport!?
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Hey, Ryoga!
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- What're you doing here?
- A-Akane--
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Weren't you goin' to China?
I know, you got los--
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Shut up!
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