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What a haul! What a haul!

Wait up, you dirty old man!

You'll never catch me!

I can't stand having my shorts stolen EVERY DAY!

This makes 10 pairs of shorts he's stolen!

Let's go! Reprisal! Retribution! Revenge!

Let's play tomorrow, too!

You call this "play"!?

Idiot! I was talking to Akane and her friends!

Quit tryin' to have the last word!

You fool!

Let's go out for some tea, girls.

You're so pathetic.

A fiance in name alone!

He sits idly by while Akane suffers.

For shame, Saotome!

Akane Tendo, I shall demonstrate to you. . .

proof of my love!

I challenge any who defile the sacred school grounds!

Stop it!

Don't be so heartless! One little cup of tea!

I am Tatewaki Kuno, The Blue Thunder of Furinkan High. . .

also known as the Immortal Phoenix!

Prepare to DIE!

Happo Fire Burst!

Just a scratch--

You fool!

- Let's go, Ranma. - Yeah, I'm starvin'.

With Dad and Mr. Saotome out of town. . .

Happosai's panty raids just get worse.

It's pretty pathetic.

So the freak lords it over them, but that's no reason to run away.

What are they thinking?

Ranma, we have to do something about him!

Don't worry, I'm already workin' on a few plans!

- What's wrong? - Are you okay?

- What happened here? - That's harsh.

"I'm so HUN-N-N-GRY..."

Hang in there, Saotome!

We mustn't give in now!

Not until we can bring our cherished desire to fruition!

- Pops! - Dad!

Father, Mr. Saotome, I'll have a talk with Grandfather.

So please stop running away from home.

As if talking will solve anything!

Just quit your sneakin' out, Pop!

Actually, Ranma--

I'm borrowing your iron again.

You're back so soon, Soun, Genma.

How long it seemed!

I, Soun, am so pleased to see you healthy!

So we can play like good friends again!

We only pray you'll grace us with your attention!

So, they're runnin' away again.

Do you truly think we're just running away?

"Au contraire!"

What!?

Our running away is a carefully calculated plan!

"Plan"?

And that plan is. . .

none other than the utter defeat of Master Happosai!

Did you call?

W-We wouldn't PRESUME to call!

Okay.

It was a few days after the journey started--

I'm so hungry, Saotome!

All that's left is to give up our ambition and starve to death.

Maybe we can defeat a dojo and get some food money.

This is a challenge!

It was as though destiny had guided us to his door!

We met Master Chingensai.

Attack me any way you wish.

Please, show me your techniques.

We'd better double-team him just in case, Tendo?

Mandarin Ninja Secret Attack!

What!?

Body-B-Gone!

Master Chingensai is a master of an assassination martial art.

It has terrified Emperors through 3000 years of Chinese history.

I digress, but. . .

Mandarin Ninja came to Japan, and was the basis for ninjitsu.

We became disciples of Master Chingensai.

We had to master the basics of Mandarin Ninja.

We endured tortuous training beyond imagining.

Keep it going!

The training was very difficult, wasn't it, Saotome?

Mandarin Ninja?

Soon we'll have no fear even of the evil Happosai!

"You got THAT right!"

Soun, Genma! Let's have a welcome-home drink!

You've gotten better at entertaining, Soun, Genma.

Don't flatter us!

Master, you could always put away the liquor!

Here! Bottoms up!

- Kasumi! Bring some more! - All right!

THIS is Mandarin Ninja?

He train you to do parlor tricks?

Rule #1 of Mandarin Ninja! Haste makes waste!

- What. . . - technique!?

Rule #2 of Mandarin Ninja! Misery loves company.

Rule #3 of Mandarin Ninja! A smile is a frown turned upside down.

What is this?

It's meaningless.

You are Japan's greatest master!

Well, I'm off!

Please be careful, Master!

We'll be praying for your success!

Rule #4 of Mandarin Ninja!

Good things come to those who wait!

Defeatin' the Master? They're pullin' our leg.

A new low, even for them!

Forget them. We can get the old lecher ourselves!

Remember, while I distract the old man--

Leave it to me.

Here he comes!

How sweet!

No you don't!

- You old-- - W-What're you doing!?

- Alley-oop! - It's made of paper!

You show a lack of respect for your elders!

- Gimme back my collection! - Nyah!

I won't put up with this! Gimme back my treasure!

- Don't wanna! - I said gimme!

Change your ways, or you won't like the result!

- I'll cry! - Go ahead.

What an attitude toward your master!

I'm not ready yet!

You know you cannot defeat me!

Gimme back my collec--

- I- I never knew-- - Knew what?

You and I share the same hobby!

Dry up and die!

Honestly! Nothing could make me share a hobby with that creep!

Well, did it work?

I think so, but will this really be effective?

Like a dream!

Today, I've expanded my collection splendidly!

I win! I win!

I'm so happy!

Let's view just one for now.

How sweet!

W-What's this!?

What was THAT!?

Sorry, today's collection is dirty jock straps from the rugby team.

This is a leotard from the ladies gymnastics team!

A uniform from the wrestlin' team!

This is. . .

a sumo loin cloth.

It hasn't been washed in a week!

I call it the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts Attack:

The Terrifyin' Man-Musk Project!

That can't be--

Is it ALL guys' underwear? W-What have you done!?

We gave back everythin' you had in the bag.

You won't get away with it!

Oh no! I feel faint-- You'll get yours!

- Let's finish him off! - I'm coming too!

What about your "feelin' faint"?

You little--

I wouldn't be caught by a punk like you, even if I was faint!

I can't take it!

And the skirt-chaser old man is defeated by a man's stink.

That was too simple!

He's stopped moving--

Serves him right.

Grandfather?

Grandfather?

Akane--

Never get soft!

The only way for him to revive is to embrace a woman.

He's just tryin' to get sympathy so he can grab you!

I hate you even more!

Why does he know all that!?

I-If I don't hug a woman, I won't last much longer--

Dad!

Akane, Ranma, the two of us have suffered under this vile master.

I understand why you felt your fathers were pathetic!

But your fathers know the depth of your anguish!

Right, Saotome?

Now your fathers will risk their dignity to defeat the Master!

"Sorry to keep you waiting!"

You ungrateful--

With the freak this weak, even a kid could beat him!

Rule #5 of Mandarin Ninja! Strike while the iron is hot!

Just for times like this. . .

I always keep a spare bra! Warriors are always prepared!

Power surges through my ebbing muscles!

That's our Master!

This is no time to be impressed!

Gimme back my treasure!

What kind of "treasure" is this!? Nobody can trust you!

Akane!

Just die, you creep!

What? I feel faint again--

The bra's lost its effect!

Now take this!

Used in assassinations over the 3000 years of Chinese history!

Mandarin Ninja! Twirling Plates of Destruction!

Don't be impudent! Happo Fire Burst!

That's nothing!

Mandarin Ninja technique: Pot Sticker Bombs!

"Pot Sticker Bombs"?

That takes imagination!

Why are you all picking on me!?

"And now for the coup de grace!!"

This technique struck fear into dynasties of emperors!

Used in assassinations over the 3000 years of Chinese history!

Now experience the Mandarin Ninja ultimate technique:

Body-B-Gone!

- They really. . . - vanished.

When did they learn that trick?

Could this be the end of Happosai?

Get off me, you dirty old man!

I'm back.

Thanks, Akane!

The old man grabbed Akane, and completely revived!

He used the confusion to cover his grab!

Air!

Are you a mole?

Help us, Saotome! You're our only hope!

And for the final toss!

"I give up!"

You call this "Body-B-Gone"? You're just hiding in the scenery!

We're not going to become invisible in 1 week of training!

This is the best we could manage!

You make me sick! You call yourselves my disciples!

C'mon!!

You have no right to lecture them!

Take this!

Happo Fire Burst: Returned!

No mercy!

C'mere, y'little freak!

Ranma!

Thank you!

- Ranma! - Good job!

What!? The freak's gone!

What!?

"Don't hurt me!"

Saotome, I'm not going to let you become the Master's pet!

Come on, Pop!

Ranma, there!

Hold it, Creep!

Give up.

I don't have much longer!

But my one regret is I never did anything for my disciples.

So as a memento, I will teach you one final technique.

Then I can go to the next world with pride!

"Final technique"?

"Final technique"?

Watch well!

Gramps vanished!

That was the Cicada Shell Technique!

Exactly!

Anything-Goes Martial Arts Founding School final technique!

You become one with your surroundings!

Have you forgotten, Soun, Genma?

We forgot!

You amateurs!

To a master who knows every technique, this is elementary!

That's our Master!

I, Soun, have witnessed the technique!

Now go to the next world with pride!

I'll never die as long as there are women to grope!

You'll be the ones to see the next world!

Curses! We can't defend ourselves if we can't see him!

Master, please forgive us!

I'll never forgive you!

You stole my favorite trick. I'm impressed.

- Happosai! - I know that voice!

Master Chingensai!

"Master Chingensai"!?

Master Chingensai is as good as 100 allies! Master, save us!

Fat chance!

Yes, fat chance!

Body-B-Gone's limitless strength comes from your battle aura!

All of it is needed to have your body melt into the atmosphere!

But when your muscles become the same consistency as air. . .

It's pearls before swine, spilt milk, yesterday's news!

I get it, invisible people can't fight!

Bingo!

M-Master Chingensai--

The Body-B-Gone technique was developed to peep at women.

Bingo!

The Cicada Shell technique is the same!

Long time, no see, Chingensai!

Too long, Happosai!

How long has it been!?

Counting the New Year's Parties: 1 , 2. . . . . .3, 4, 5.

Much too long.

How I remember the days of our youth we spent in detention!

We were two birds of a feather!

Those two trained together!?

The man you ran away from home to train under. . .

turns out to be the old lecher's closest friend.

There's some kinda fate involved here.

There's a girls' college dorm right near my dojo!

You can see the bath, no problem!

What're we waitin' for!?

Soun! Genma!

Take us there, now!

Another pervert rears its ugly head.

No escaping fate, huh?