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There now 144 people what
fall into cursed springs.
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This is BAD thing.
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Cursed people must
have guidance for lives.
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This is most important duty for
Jusenkyo Morals Committee!
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Mister Chairman!
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Yes, Vice-Chairman?
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Here's my report.
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These people have broken the
Three Cardinal Laws of Jusenkyo.
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Here are the three laws:
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1: Any cursed person may not
use the transformation for evil!
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2: Any cursed person may not
cause harm to any other person!
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3: If laws 1 & 2 are not broken,
cursed people may transform.
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But these have
broken the three laws!
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These law breakers--
These law breakers. . .
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must be punished!
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Must be punished!
Must be punished. . .
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after tea-time!
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Must be punished!
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Must be punished!
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I'll go!
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Kin'nee, you're our man!
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You'll stop them from abusing
their transformation powers!
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All submit to my ministrations!
If they don't--
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I have slight bad feeling about Kin'nee.
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I understand. Chairman, I'll go with him.
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I busy! You go home now!
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What you doing!?
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I'm doing this!
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That's two down.
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Oh, great!
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Now I'm really lost!
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What's going on!?
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Just who's in hot water here?
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Three down.
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l'm being followed!
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That's funny--
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If it's funny, why don'tcha laugh?
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That's true.
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It's not that kind of funny!
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Those two may be a little harder.
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What's wrong?
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I have a feeling somebody's after me.
I have no appetite.
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It's karma. You did something wrong.
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Have you deceived yet
another young girl!?
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Naw, the only women
he could deceive are old ladies.
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That's rude, Nabiki.
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Sorry.
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Old ladies aren't deceived so easily.
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Good one!
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Ranma! Y'gotta be my bodyguard!
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I'm no bodyguard!
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But Mr. Saotome is so scared.
Just do it for him.
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No way! If you're so worried
about him, you do it!
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I get it! I'll never ask you again!
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Genma, behind you!
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There's lint on your shoulder.
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- I scared you!
- Stop it!
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I'm goin' to bed!
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It's perfect!
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Shampoo and
Mu Mu are missing!?
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They went on a delivery
and never came back.
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I came here in hope Son-in-law
had eloped with Shampoo.
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Not a possibility!
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He's Genma's son
so anything's possible!
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Listen--What's that look for!?
I'm innocent!
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No!
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Pop!
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Jeez! Lemme in!
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- Pop!
- Ranma, over there!
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Pop!
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Pop!
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What was that?
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That hole!
And that method of flying--
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Just like the Blue Dragon Sword
Muscle Martial Arts School.
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"Blue Dragon Sword
Muscle Martial Arts"?
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What's that?
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Their Blue Dragon Sword
weighs several dozen pounds.
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And they have muscles of steel.
A powerful martial art.
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What's this?
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Oh! That is--
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That's the armband of the
Jusenkyo Morals Committee!
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"Morals Committee"!?
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They have that kind of
thing at Jusenkyo?
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It's a secret society!
No one knows its true purpose.
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But they are fanatic
about moral status.
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I've heard they send assassins
to combat moral offenses.
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I hope Mr. Saotome will be all right.
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Weren't you a little hard on him?
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Look at how he begged
you to protect him.
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I'll bet Genma is suffering
horrible pain right now.
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He is not!
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Saotome--
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Maybe Shampoo and Mu Mu the duck
have also been captured.
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We have to find them,
and fast!
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I have just the plan! Ranma,
follow me and no questions!
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I'm coming too!
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What's with this "no questions" bull!?
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I wanna help, too!
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Don't touch it!
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Will the Morals Committee
really come if I keep this up?
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They'll come! Their objective is
to root out all immorality.
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If you become a woman
to steal women's underwear--
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I wonder--
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Why doesn't anyone TRUST me!?
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That get-up you're wearing
doesn't inspire confidence.
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These are my work clothes!
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Let's go home and come up with
a better plan.
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Nobody's going to show up
using this stupid scheme.
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No kiddin'!
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You wouldn't be--
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They're here.
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You should pay more attention
to your elders!
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I'll leave them to you!
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Hey! Leave those gym shorts here!
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Don't move!
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Here is the first law:
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1: Any cursed person may not
use the transformation for evil!
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You've broken the Three Cardinal
Laws, and I will punish you!
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Wait!
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Ranma!
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Anything but that!
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Now, let's fight!
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Whatever happened?
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What a dreadful incident.
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You did it!
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I?
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A building is cut from the living wood.
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We are rude to the tree
if we don't respect it.
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What's with him?
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My worst fear has come to pass!
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"Fear"?
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Kin'nee fell into the
Fushan Niichuan spring.
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There's a tragic tale of a young priest. . .
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who drowned there 999 years ago.
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Now whoever falls into the
cursed spring becomes a priest.
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But that means he's breakin'
your laws, too!
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No, when Kin'nee transforms,
he becomes an upstanding priest.
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Don't praise him!
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No violence!
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How dreadful.
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A building is cut from the living wood.
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We must respect it--
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I respect it!
Now gimme back Pop and the others!
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"Pop"?
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The jerk who becomes
a panda when you add water.
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I've done a dreadful thing!
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I will take you to him.
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To where my Pop is?
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Of course!
It's the least I can do.
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Is it far away?
You're not talkin' about China, are you?
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It is in Japan, but rather far away.
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Will he be okay?
Pop, I'm comin' to rescue you!
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"C'mon, lemme sleep..."
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We can't let you sleep!
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You have to meditate
on your evil ways!
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"Gimme! Gimme!"
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You must train yourself
to control your appetite!
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W-Who did that!?
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What's that about trainin'?
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Nature calls!
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How dreadful!
I'll set you free.
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Hey! Let go!
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"Son!"
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Shampoo?
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"Well, I guess I'll be going."
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Wait up! We still have work to do!
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- Gimme the key!
- Here.
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Shampoo!
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Be careful! It's dark in there!
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Kin'nee.
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Kin'nee, it's back to work.
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So the children think
they can escape!?
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Stay away!
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You, too?
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You can't escape now!
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- Time to pay!
- Just a minute!
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This is the final lesson!
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Somebody, help!
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So you're back to your old self?
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Prepare your soul!
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- We'll start the training with you.
- Lemme go!
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W-What are you doing!?
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Training you not to transform
into a panda, even when wet.
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Is this true? Can you train me
not to turn into a panda!?
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It's all a matter of willpower.
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Not yet.
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"S-saved..."
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I can't be trained not to become
a panda! You're toying with me!
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Willpower.
Willpower.
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Willpower. Willpower.
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"S-saved..."
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"S-saved..."
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Pop!
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He stopped screamin'!
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You're comin' with me.
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You treatin' us all to Chinese food?
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Sounds like fun.
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Eat THIS!
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Everybody, RUN!
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I'll catch the small fry later.
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Come quietly or the panda gets it!
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Man!
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"Lemme turn human again!"
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What've you done to my Pop!?
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Just my duty to the Morals Committee.
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"Duty"?
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I'll let you go if you hit the water
and don't turn into a girl.
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What!?
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"Have you come to rescure me?"
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Does it LOOK like
I'm here to rescue you!?
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You can't do it either.
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What did you expect!?
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You could do it with willpower.
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HOT!
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Do him again.
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He's not doing it.
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You haven't stopped yourself
from turnin' into a priest!
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Please save me, Reverend!
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What dreadful thing have I done now?
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Not at all!
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No, stop that!
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You're trying to make a fool of me!
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"Welcome back."
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Listen--
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Too much trouble!
We'll train you both at the same time!
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Quit playin' with my body!
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- It's not doin' any good!
- Resistance is futile!
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H-Help me!
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I've had it with "guidance duty"!
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Did it!
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Untyin' ropes ain't nothin' to me!
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Dammit!
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W-Why, you--
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Let's go, Pop!
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Pop!
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I'll punish you first!
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This technique cut the Great Wall
of China like paper!
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Spanning 3000 years
of Chinese history. . .
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the ultimate technique of the
Blue Dragon Sword Muscle School:
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Earthquake Break Dance!
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lf l could just get
that Blue Dragon Sword!
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l'll just have to go for it!
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Here goes!
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I'm gonna skewer you!
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Try it!
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Leggo! Lemme go!
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Not a chance!
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Oh, dear! What have I done?
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Kin'nee!
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No, stop it!
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The hot water's gone cold!
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One, two--
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One, two--
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One, two--
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C'mon! Almost there!
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One, two--
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This is just dreadful!
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You did it with that sword
you're holding!
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How could I do such dreadful things!?
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Trees and rocks, please forgive me!
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Farewell to arms.
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Ranma.
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I'm sorry.
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It's all because
I dragged you to Jusenkyo.
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What's done is done.
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Ranma--
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As IF!!
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It's your fault I almost died!
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00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:18,030
This from my idiot son!
We're starting your training over!
270
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,000
You stupid old man!
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Serves you right!
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Violence is unacceptable!
273
00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:29,070
We must celebrate the beauty
of cooperation!
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