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"Temporarily Closed for Business"
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Looks like they're done.
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Don't those look tasty?
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Great-Grandma,you try?
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And be your guinea pig?
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Sorry, no thanks.
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Just try.
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If you're so eager, you eat it.
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Is you crazy?
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Hello!
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Dai-chan Noodles. Here's your
50 units of raw ramen noodles.
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Really? Can I?
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Please, no hold back. Eat all!
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Our newest item:
Pork buns with mushrooms.
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And here I skipped breakfast.
I'm so hungry!
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Skip the chit-chat and EAT IT!
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S-Sure!
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That was great!
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He ate it all.
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Now, I'll clap--
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Sleep!
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Wee! It working!
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Don't know yet.
Hey, wake up!
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Whaa--
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Here's the acid test: Sleep!
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Is wonderful learned reflex!
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It took a little longer than expected,
but success is success.
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"Kai-rai-shi'?
Is frightening mushroom.
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One bite, and the first sound
you hear triggers the suggestion.
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So if you have son-in-law eat one. . .
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Ranma do whatever Shampoo say!
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Ranma, the yakisoba sandwiches
are all sold out!
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What!?
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Airen!
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Ranma, you eat lunch already?
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I'm just about to--
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Shampoo just in time!
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It's pork buns!
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Gimme one! I'm starvin'!
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No! Can't give home made buns
to anybody but Ranma!
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No problem. I'll pick up a pork sandwich.
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Why!? You not like pork buns?
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They're okay, but
sweet buns are better--
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What!? A gorgeous girl made you lunch
and you're refusing!?
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Young lady, I will gladly
eat those buns for you--
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No! We go eat over there, Ranma!
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I was here first. That's mine!
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Hands off! Outta my way!
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Have you seen Ranma?
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Ranma? He's not here.
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That's weird.
He's always here buying lunch.
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Akane!
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We still on for that matinee?
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Sure. 4:00 PM at the
school gates, right?
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- Bye!
- And don't be late!
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'Course not!
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Have you seen Ranma?
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Honestly! Just when l need him,
he's nowhere to be found.
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- Tea?
- Thank you!
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That was pretty good!
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You eat everything?
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It's too late to ask for any of it back.
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Ranma, now you is all mine!
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Now give big hug!
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That was Ranma!
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W-What you doing!?
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I hate cats! Cats are scary!
Get it away!
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Ranma? What happen?
You hug ME!
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Oh, no! Sneeze become the signal!
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Shampoo, what've you done to me!?
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I got just the thing!
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Hey, Shampoo!
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What's pepper doing here?
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- Ranma! I so happy!
- What's goin' on!?
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A-Akane!
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C'mon! That's enough!
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Don't let go!
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A-Akane, don't get me wrong!
My body's actin' on its own!
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Hold it! Don't get mad!
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Nobody'll be home today.
Kasumi wants you to watch the house.
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That's all I wanted to say.
Sorry to interrupt!
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Akane!
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Hey! Little help!
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Umm. . . Akane?
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Quit talking! Be quiet!
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Wonderful! Just what a girl dreams of!
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A foggy harbor.
The man yearning for the heroine!
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No matter what happens,
he'll always love one woman!
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The guy's a jerk!
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"A jerk"!? Akane, didn't
that affect you at all?
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Affect me? How?
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Didn't you feel anything
during that love scene!
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A passionate embrace!
Feeling the warmth of your companion!
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"A passionate embrace!
Feeling the warmth of your companion!"
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You gotta be kidding!
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Who's he trying to fool!?
Saying his body is acting on its own?
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How can a man DO
something like that!?
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A-Akane?
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Watch out!
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- Akane!
- Are you all right?
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He's dead! I hate him!
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You say something?
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I say, there is no antidote.
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Shampoo, will you cut this out!?
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You hug Shampoo again?
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No, quit it! The pepper!
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- What?
- Get offa me!
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What are you touching?
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What are you doing to my little girl!?
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Stop there, Sonny!
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Oh, no!
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Why are you so dirty?
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Long story. I'm sorry I was so late.
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You have to change
out of those wet things.
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I'll be fine. Shouldn't you be going?
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Yes, but Ranma hasn't returned yet--
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Who needs him?
I can guard the fort alone!
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Be sure to lock up!
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Got it covered. Take care!
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That's the last of the locks.
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l'll bet Ranma will be out
for hours hugging Shampoo!
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. . .stars above, can't help
counting one by one. . .
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. . .couple on a deck,;
Don't make a scene! No! No!
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I guess I caught a slight fever.
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Chance and sun,;
Now look what they've done!
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Bringing me out here to you!
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Even though, in a bow, ribbons blue,;
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Hold my heart from view!
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Shining, dreaming,; oh so quickly!
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Breezes salty blow in from the sea!
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I locked the doors.
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What's with you?
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W-What's with YOU!?
Sneaking around like that!
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The door was locked. It was pitch dark.
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I only have a key to the back door.
I had no choice.
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Then wander off somewhere else!
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Since you and Sham--
Who cares!
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I bet you didn't even notice
that Kasumi made dinner.
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All right!
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Great! Pork cutlets!
What's in the bowl?
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Egg and sake soup.
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Huh? You caught cold?
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Yeah, but it's nothing.
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- Fever?
- Slight.
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- Coughing?
- A little. I'm fine.
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S-Sneezing?
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That's probably the worst symptom.
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Stay away from me! Go away!
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What did you say? Who do you
think is to blame for my cold!?
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S-Stay back!
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I was a fool to ever think
you'd be worried about me!
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I am! I'm very worried!
I'm so worried it's scary! So stay away!
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What's wrong?
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Pervert!
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Lecher!
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Masher!
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What were you thinking!?
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W-Wait! Calm down! I can explain!
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You'll hug just ANY woman, won't you!?
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I told you! It's not on purpose!
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Creep!
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- No! Shampoo--
- Of all the nerve!
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It's true! It's all some plot
of Shampoo's!
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How can you even try to
keep this lie going!?
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Are you trying to make a fool of me?
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I'm not!
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It sure looks that way.
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Believe me! It's not by choice.
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Don't flatter yourself! I'm not Shampoo!
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YOU'RE flattering yourself!
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You violent, unappealing woman!
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You think I'm hugging you
'cause I LIKE it!?
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You're the one doing the hugging.
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Hey, are you all right?
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I'm going to bed!
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She just doesn't listen.
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It's not my fault.
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Aww, man!
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Let see--
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Found it!
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Cure-all remedy: Man-kin-tan.
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Hey, shouldn't you be in bed, sleeping?
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You're all red.
You probably have a fever.
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You ARE feverish.
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Just leave me alone!
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You are so un-cute!
But I'll bring you some ice, anyway.
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What an attitude for a sickie.
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She's got thin wrists--
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Here's your medicine.
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They smell weird.
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It's the traditional, cure-all remedy
of the Saotome family.
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She didn't complain.
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Thanks.
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Tha-- Tha--
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Nihao!
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O-Oh, it's Shampoo!
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Don't destroy our house!
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Excuse Shampoo. Ranma?
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I make shu-mai this time.
You hurry eat!
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What wrong, Ranma?
You no like them?
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See? It my special shrimp shu-mai.
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Yeah, It's got some
"special" ingredients, too.
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Shampoo know nothing.
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You're not foolin' me twice!
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- Ranma, I so happy! Say "ahh"!
- I won't! I won't!
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Hey! Can you stop your
smoochie faces in MY house!
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Perverted, cross-dressing
immoral SEX FIEND!
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My body is acting on its own!
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Cut it out!
I'm not huggin' you 'cause I want to!
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Good, intruder vanish.
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Now Ranma, eat all shu-mai !
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I said, I don't want any!
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No polite refusal.
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I refuse!
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- Ranma!
- Quit it!
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- Is delicious shu-mai !
- No!
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Home made food is woman's life!
No get picky about cooking!
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Stop! Stop! Stop!
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Ranma!
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Cut it out!
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Shampoo, act your age!
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YOU act your age!
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Then if Ranma no eat, Akane will eat.
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What? What are you plotting?
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Is simple.
Akane become to hate Ranma.
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Akane, eat?
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Don't eat it!
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Hey! What're you doing!?
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Wait! I force her to eat!
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- Come on! Let me down!
- Wait!
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I angry!
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Akane, don't eat it, no matter what!
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I can't eat anything in this position!
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Ranma!
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You run, but I always follow!
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- Shampoo!
- That hurt!
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Ranma, just give up!
You no can run farther.
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Listen, you--
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If Akane hate Ranma,
Ranma and me be in love!
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Is perfect!
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You are just so cute!
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You notice! Daikanki !
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- Ranma, I so happy!
- Just kidding!
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There are levels of cuteness.
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Ranma, you give back!
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Go home quietly.
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Sir, I go home!
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Zaizen !
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See ya'!
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I believe you, about
being under suggestion.
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Naturally!
How many times have I told you?
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You're so dumb!
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Just watch your language!
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Stop it! Don't!
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- What about your auto-suggestion?
- Huh?
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Maybe it wore off,
and doesn't work anymore.
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I'm so glad your fever is down, Akane.
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It's all thanks to Ranma's remedy.
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Yeah, sure. Can I have some more?
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Please do.
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What's wrong with you two?
You're not hungry?
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And here I brought it home
as a present.
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It's just--
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We're not--
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