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Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.

Lemme go!

Akane of the Tendo Dojo.

Wait! What th'--?

Their fathers decided they should be engaged.

Don't decide for me!

It's my life!

There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.

What's that for?

When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.

St. Hebereke High School

All-girl schools are so dull!

A boyfriend would make baking cookies worth it.

I'm so not inspired.

You said it.

This is still a classroom, girls. Less gossip, please.

Teacher?

Is something wrong, Miss Kuno?

An important matter suddenly demands my attention.

Your permission to depart.

Kodachi Kuno: left early.

This concludes today's cooking class.

These cookies look good!

You've got cookies!

I can give them a taste-test!

None for you!

It is said that a woman's happiness...

may be found in cooking for her beloved.

Akane Tendo.

Allow me to bestow happiness.

I wouldn't if I were you, Kuno. The taste'll make you faint.

You can be a critic...

after you've tried them.

Aren't they cute? They're animal cookies.

A-Animals...?

- An octopus? - You jerk! It's a penguin!

- This must be a crab. - It's a lion!

- A water bug! - A rabbit!

- Loch Ness Monster? - A swan!

- A tiki? - A raccoon!

- A salamander? - An alligator!

- A platypus! - A koala!

Quit the Rorschach act and try one!

Kodachi the Black Rose!

How do you do, Ranma-darling!

If it isn't my twisted sister.

Catch, Ranma-darling.

I baked cookies just for you in today's cooking class!

I know! It's a star!

A starfish.

Give back my cookies!

These crude attempts...

would never suit his refined tastes.

H-Hey!

Wait!

It's all your fault!

You didn't eat them!

How come it's me!?

I worked so hard on them. You dummy!

There she is!

Kodachi, wait up!

Ranma-darling!

I knew you'd come chasing after me.

Don't get me wrong. I'm after the cookies, not you!

You big kidder!

Hey, Ranma!

Wait up! Give back our gym shorts!

Oh no!

Let's play again tomorrow!

Wait up!

Geez!

Ranma-darling.

I'm...so...ha...ppy!

Ranma!

I think he went that way.

We'll continue later, Ranma-darling..

That was scary.

There he is!

My cookies!

Ranma, you don't want Kodachi's cookies, right?

We can finish them all, right?

They're pretty good!

Now you can try mine! Have a bite!

No thank you.

Why not?

I got no appetite right now.

I'm still in shock.

Let me try them!

Those were awful! So terribly awful!

That's not very nice!

Mm, good... Zzz...

My twisted sister has laced them with sleeping potion.

Geez! That was close. Nobody saw us, right?

Stop crying!

Would you rather have had the sleeping potion?

This camera has recorded Ranma Saotome's infidelity!

Is that true?

Certainly! I am a ninja after all.

Information is my specialty!

Please give me that picture.

I said gimme!

Mistress Kuno?

May I have my camera back...?

How could they make such a fool of me!

Just you wait! I'll make the best cookies they've ever had!

Tendo Dojo

A recipe for cookies?

Kasumi, will you teach me?

Akane, you're ready for bridal training!

I-- uh--

That's not what I meant.

Oh, Akane. No need to be embarrassed.

It's the thought that's most important.

What else? Sugar and vanilla extract.

No thank you.

You're gonna say that my cookies are the best!

I'll win this!

Two hundred grams of sugar!

Akane, that's salt.

Vanilla extract!

Akane, that's chili oil.

What are we havin', potstickers?

What? Akane's in bridal training?

Is she still at it?

Yes. She's been in the kitchen since school ended.

That's great!

I'm hopeless!

The cinnamon and nutmeg overpowers everything else!

The vanilla and garlic ruin my hints of cherry and watermelon!

Why did flour, potato starch, and heat turn my cookies to concrete?

Ranma will never agree to try them at this rate.

I'm not giving up!

These still taste awful!

I'm not giving up. I'll start from scratch!

Therefore, this formula works this way.

So Ranma never tried your cookies?

That's pretty rude!

Are you going to try it again?

I'm not gonna quit until he admits how good my cookies are!

You can do it, Akane!

Good luck, Akane!

Time to get down to business!

Here we go!

Let's see. I'll get this, and this, and this!

I'm all prepared!

I've been waiting for you, Ranma-darling!

R-Ranma!

I was so happy to see you enjoying my cookies yesterday...

I didn't eat them.

So I baked more!

N-No thanks.

Not even with incentive?

Y-You-- Hand it over!

When you finish my cookies, it's yours!

Okay. Gimme the picture and I'll eat 'em.

Eat your fill.

So Kodachi's cookies are better than mine, is that it?

All right! Just you wait, Ranma!

50 Recipes for Homemade Cookies and Cakes

I'm going to be the world's best baker!

Anything-Goes Martial Arts Tendo Dojo

Geez!

Ranma Saotome's worst mistake!

I had no idea this picture existed!

I'll take care of it.

One problem gone. Case closed without a hitch!

They're done!

Ranma, I challenge you!

I couldn't eat another cookie!

Akane baked her heart out for these cookies. Eat them, Ranma.

Akane worked so hard, and she made them just for you.

Show your gratitude, boy.

Ranma, delivery has been made!

Farewell!

Working for Mistress Kuno has its drawbacks!

A black rose! It must be from Kodachi!

To my dearest, darling Ranma...

I've personally prepared a meal for you, and await your arrival.

Please come at once to enjoy the feast!

She made dinner? Doesn't she know when to quit?

Look who's talkin'!

P.S. Remember our commemorative photo?

I shall scatter the photos like petals throughout the town!

Disperse and release and distribute!

I ain't gettin' scattered!

You coward! Running before even trying them?

This isn't the time!

Ranma-darling, I anxiously await you.

Alone, awaiting you, I relive our fondest moment together!

RE-ENACTMENT Beautification X 150

What joy!

I must share it with the entire town!

Behold...?

Ranma?

Ranma-darling!

Look at all these copies!

I'll destroy the evidence!

My--

I never knew you were so fond of photos.

I've made many more. Eat to your heart's content!

Geez. This could go on forever.

Gotta get the source.

I'm hungry for negatives.

Ranma-darling, negatives are your desire?

Yeah...kinda.

The negatives are in Mr. Green Turtle's collar, in yonder pond.

A green turtle? Got it!

R-Ranma-darling!

There it is!

Once I get those negatives, I'll be free!

Green turtle... Green turtle...

An alligator!

YOU'RE Mr. Green Turtle?

Mr. Green Turtle

Here're the negatives!

Got it!

Oops! The collar's high-voltage security system is still on.

That voice calling out--!

It came from the pond!

As suspected, it is the pigtailed girl!

I'll save the day.

These are the garments of my darling Ranma!

Perhaps she came to attend me and the pond claimed her.

A brave woman.

Where's my darling? Ranma-darling!

T-This is--

Mr. Green Turtle

A symbol of her love.

Ranma, where are you?

The voice of Akane Tendo!

She ventured here to declare her love!

I'm not declaring anything!

I followed Ranma and--

You showed up a fraction too late!

What does that mean?

Ranma-darling has become mine!

Behold--!

The pigtailed girl has awakened!

You can go home now!

Right, now where is that collar with the negatives?

Is this to what you are referring?

You jerk! Gimme!

Our love is electrifrying!

It is a contour-memory alloy belt.

What'd you say!?

The single method of removing it without the shock is...

immersion in hot water.

Upperclassman Kuno, let's take a bath together!

T-Take a bath together?

Pigtailed girl, you must realize the importance of your purity!

Teenagers should only engage in platonic love!

This way!

"To the Baths"

Don't you agree?

This belt inhibits my disrobing

Quit your cryin'!

By the way...

Have you kissed Ranma?

Of course you haven't. There's no way!

IMPOSSIBLE!

You're saying that you have?

Feast your eyes.

The moment before he stole the kiss.

Upperclassman Kuno! Hurry up!

What's takin' him so long? Just jump in dressed!

To enter the bath without ceremony is boorish, and yet...

I don't care!

just do it quick!

I've got the negatives!

All my problems are solved!

What th'...

You no-good womanizer!

I what? ... You didn't!!

You and I are through!

H-Hey!

Saotome, why do you trespass on my bath?

And...what of the pigtailed girl??

Pigtailed girl, wherefore art thou?

Ranma,you dummy.

I baked those cookies just for you.

You'll never know if they're good or not unless you try them.

I worked so hard on them.

You dummy...

Akane, I wanna show you somethin'!

- What. -Just look.

It was just a coincidence. Yeah,just an accident.

You're not cute when you're jealous.

Ex cuse me? Don't be stupid.

Why should I be jealous?

Then what's got you so mad?

I couldn't care less!

You forgot somethin'!

I don't want them!

Then I'll eat them all.

All right?

That's pretty good!

Good! Good! I like these!

It hur-r-rts...

Herbal Stomach Remedy

Ranma, are you still feeling sick?

Are you okay?

What did you eat, Ranma? Road pizza?

Usually your stomach's cast-iron.

That's odd. I worked so hard on them.