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Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.

Lemme go!

Akane of the Tendo Dojo.

Wait! What th'--?

Their fathers decided they should be engaged.

Don't decide for me!

It's my life!

There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.

What's that for?

When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.

Oh, no!

Akane!

Ranma Saotome!

Rescue Akane quickly, before she turns into a duck!

Mousse,you jerk! Don't think for a minute I'll let you do it.

Ladies and Gentleman, observe! The magic water pour into tank!

Then...oh, so amazing!... young lady turn into duck!

Ranma, when you dive into the tank to save Akane...

it'll be all over for you!

Akane!

Presenting greatest magic of century!

Truly amazing!

Pretty girl change when she poured with water!

Observe close!

Hey, hey!

Cut that out!

That Yahzu-Nii-Chuan water is headin' for the crowd!

Nice goin', Akane!

Fooled you, Ranma! That's just plain tap-water.

The real Yahzu-Nii-Chuan's right here!

There! Turn into a duck!

Ranma, look out!

Shampoo!

Mousse! What you doing!?

Wow!

- The tiger turned into a duck! - A duck?

Shampoo...

Why are you helping Ranma!?

Why, Shampoo!?

Ask Shampoo that question!

Shampoo, do you hate me that much?

Hate you.

- Shampoo, I... - Hate you.

Hate you.

Hate.

Big hate.

Shampoo... Why? How can you hate me so much?

Since childhood, it's always been you.

How many times have I proposed?

Shampoo!

Where you looking, Mousse? Stupid.

Marry me, Shampoo!

After all that, WHY!?

That just breaks my heart!

Cheer up, Mousse.

Ranma?

You love Shampoo, right? If you do, you can't give up!

You got a problem? Beat it down to size!

Ranma, after the awful things I did, you're trying to cheer me up?

You're a good man.

As you wish, Mr. "Problem"...

Have a beat-down!

Wait, Ranma!

I'm cheered up!

What a jerk!

Mousse, you really love me that much?

Honestly! Look at what that jerk Mousse did to me!

What are you doing!

I introduce new girlfriend to poor Mousse.

Akane, become duck!

Surrender!

I won't become a duck for anybody!

The water, It's shootin' everywhere!

Akane!

Akane!

Akane!

Akane...

Akane...

Akane...!

I did this.

Akane, I'll change you back!

Don't you worry, Akane... It'll be our secret.

For now, let's change you back.

Yo!

I get a kick out of taking a bath like this. Don't you?

So, Ranma: What's this about Akane?

Whatever could you mean?

You're hiding something.

Ranma! What's wrong?

What a cute duck!

Duck...? That can't be!

Sh-She isn't changin' back!

Akane!

Chinese Acrobatic Troupe "Everyone Welcome!"

Oww...!

What happened?

just plain water splashed Akane?

Yahzu-Nii-Chuan water is priceless.

I can't waste a drop of it.

Ranma is my ultimate rival! And with this last bucket of water--

And now, Yahzu-Nii-Chuan out of stock.

A duck!?

Our Akane?

A duck, huh?

W-Why? Why won't she change back?

It's my fault, all of it.

Ranma, no need to feel so glum.

As long as you take responsibility.

Responsibility?

Time to celebrate! We'll have the wedding ceremony right now!

- You're getting married? - Ranma, congratulations!

Now, Mousse.

- Be man and forget about me! - I don' wanna.

Mousse, no matter what you do, you never win me from Ranma.

Take defeat and go back to China. Bye.

I've had enough!

Nobody would want an ice-woman like you!

I happy with your decision.

J-Just kidding...

Sh-Shampoo.

You really are pathetic.

What doesn't she like about me?

I'm a softy, so I'll help you.

What does that mean?

Confront Ranma once more. This time, you may win!

What?

What a happy occasion!

Akane. You're so beautiful!

Ranma, promise me you'll take good care of her.

Is that really Akane? Isn't it just a duck?

Who knows?

Let's have the traditional exchange of nuptial cups.

Drink it like a good girl!

She's not interested.

Akane. Will you just give it up?

Duck or no duck, who'd want to marry an uncute chick like you!?

Quit that! You don't get it, do you?

A no-waist, violent girl like you... You should be thanking me!

Know what you are? You're a--

Why should I thank you? I wasn't even here.

Oh, my! Welcome back!

I knew it wasn't Akane.

I do wish you'd put off coming home, though.

A-Akane?

Cat Cafe

A challenge?

Mousse versus me?

He gave me this challenge.

Doesn't he ever learn?

Let him fight 100 times; Ranma always win.

Son-in-law is sure to win. Here, two orders of yakisoba.

Here you go!

Shampoo.

If Mousse were to win...

No way I'm gonna lose!

Is that right?

If by one-in-million chance Mousse win...

then I bow to fate and go steady with Mousse.

I witnessed your statement!

I'll defeat you right before Shampoo's eyes, Ranma!

See you later.

That jerk!

- Let him win, Ranma. - What!?

I feel sorry for Mousse.

And if you lose, you can break it off with Shampoo.

Got it Ranma? Lose, but make it look natural.

See here.

Shampoo can guess what they plan.

They no get away with it.

Mousse!

This is...

Use and think of me.

Sh-Shampoo. This amazing weapon is for me?

I-I'm invincible!

R-Ranma, prepare to die!

Natural!

This is me, remember?

Die, Ranma!

I win.

That's what you SHOULDN'T do!!

I haven't lost yet!

Why, you--!

I'll even risk this weapon, the token of Shampoo's love, to win!

You're mine!

Eggs?

Some "weapon."

Why're you giving those to him??

I never have intention date with Mousse.

Sorry, but I make sure Mousse lose!

Mousse!

H-Hey!

You won't get off so easily this time!

Mousse!

Maybe he learn lesson now.

How can you be so heartless!?

I'm beginnin' to feel sorry for the poor jerk.

N-Not finished yet!

Mousse, you don' havta--

I-I won't allow anyone else to have Shampoo!

You're serious!

Then I won't pull my punches either!

Ranma! That's enough!

Don't put Mousse through any more of this!

Mousse! Would it make you happy if I threw the fight?

R-Ranma--

You'd hate it, right?

It's true, it would hurt his pride.

Ranma, were you to lose on purpose...

I'd love it!

If it means gaining Shampoo, who needs pride?

Mousse...

This attack was featured in a 3000-year-old Chinese ballad.

Shadow weapon, final attack: "Scythe of Sorrow"!

Take it like a man, Ranma!

Hey! You're gonna make me mad!

Ranma! Be a good loser, and let me win!

"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" attack!

It's not over yet!

Feel the power of love!

Feel this!

Don't you know when to quit?

As your enemy flees, you attack more with the Scythe of Sorrow!

Lose Ranma!! Be a man, and throw the fight!

No ammo.

What a pain. I'll put him down deep, so he won't come back.

Ranma!

Where's Mousse?

He fought the good fight.

He no could beat Ranma!

In this match, anyway.

He's tenacious. I'll give him that.

I'm not finished yet!

Sh-Sh-Shampoo...

He's out cold.

Shampoo.

Mousse. You always so foolish man.

Mousse's love finally reached her.

I have yummies for you, Mousse!

Enjoy it!

Come get! Come get!

Wow, he's even happier than I thought.

I wonder.