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Ranma of the Saotome School
of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
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Lemme go!
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Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
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Wait! What th'--?
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Their fathers decided
they should be engaged.
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Don't decide for me!
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It's my life!
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There's just this one thing
complicating Ranma's life.
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What's that for?
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When Ranma is doused with
cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
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What the...
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What the heck is that!?
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Could be a UFO or somethin'.
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Dumbest-lookin' thing
I ever saw.
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Son-in-law...
Where's that son-in-law of mine?
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Where's that son-in-law of mine?
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Look out!
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Do you know
where my son-in-law is?
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Son-in-law!
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Saotome!
You won't get away with this!
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See...
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I told you...
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I don't remember anythin'!
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So, the rumors are true!
Look at what you've done to Akane!
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And my heart of glass...
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has shattered into shards!
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Hold it! Hold it! This thing
about kissin' Akane is a mistake!
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No more excuses!
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I must leave on a journey
to heal my shattered heart.
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Then just go.
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But before that,
I will have my REVENGE!
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Die!!
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Only You Can Prevent Fires!
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I hate to see you leave, dude,
but I love it when you're gone.
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Don't take no wooden nickels.
Bye.
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That jerk, Ryoga!
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Mornings are for jogging,
not for messin' around.
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Plus, I'm starvin'.
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Sooner I eat, the better.
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What's that for?
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I have observed your every move!
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I'm sneakier than the average ninja!
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You!?
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And that means...
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Saotome!
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You dared to kiss Akane Tendo!?
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C'mon, you're makin'
some kinda mistake.
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Don't lie!
I saw it with my own eyes!
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Akane refused,
but you forced yourself on her!
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Where was your right hand?
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You jerk!
You're makin' it up!
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Th-This cannot be borne!
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You cad! Lothario!
Casanova! Don Juan! Gigolo!
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Calm down...
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En garde!
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Sasuke, he's mine!
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Unforgivable!
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"The eel's head is in Sri Lanka..."
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Forgive me, Sasuke!
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Saotome...
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You never get it!
I don't remember kissin' Akane!
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Did too!
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Did not!
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Did too, did too, did too!
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Did too, did too, did too,
did too, did too!
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Oww, oww!
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DI D TOO!
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Man...
What's with all those guys!
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Did I REALLY kiss Akane?
I don't remember a thing!
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If I really did kiss Akane,
she'll be ticked big-time!
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I never imagined that Ranma's
weak point would be cats.
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It's strange to send a cat,
whether or not Shampoo knew...
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Checkmate.
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- Octopus!
- Where?
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What was that for?
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My king's gone!
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Hey.
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R-Ranma.
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I, uh... I'm sorry.
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You remember?
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Not a thing.
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I lose it when I'm a cat.
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I see.
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So it could have
happened with anyone.
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Whaddya mean "anyone"?
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It's true!
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D'you really think
I'm that kinda guy...?
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Then what was the kiss for?
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I, uh...
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- Flirt!
- Now, wait!
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I hate you!
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You're so uncute!
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- I'm not falling for it!
- Wha?
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And you call yourself a man!
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Owwwwwwwww!
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Man. Akane's so stupid!
I was tryin'to apologize!
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It was just a kiss!
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So it could have
happened with anyone.
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Maybe it's not the kiss
she's mad about.
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Nihao!
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Sh-Shampoo...
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Ranma,you dummy.
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It didn't matter
if it was me or not.
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W-Why're you--
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Ranma, I so happy!
Ranma real man after all!
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- Wo ai ni!
- Stop it, idiot!
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- Hey, let go!
- Wo ai ni! Wo ai ni!
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I said let--
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Cut it out! I'm innocent!
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It was all a complete accident!
I told you!
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End of story!
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That's the spirit!
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Give excuses, or bow and scrape,
and her type just gets stubborn.
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Hey, Akane!
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Good morning, Ranma!
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I, uhh...
About last night...
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What could you mean?
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Y-You know,
Shampoo in the bath...
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Oh, that.
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It doesn't...
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bother me at all!
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Not cute at all.
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I have you!
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Who the heck are you?
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You have some small skill,
son-in-law!
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"Son-in-law"?
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We'll meet again!
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Who was that granny?
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Cat Cafe
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Ranma home?
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My, Shampoo, it's been a while.
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When did you get back?
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Nihao.
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They moved here?
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Yes. They've just opened
a ramen shop nearby.
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Ranma, eat this. Is delicious.
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- It really is good, Akane.
- No thanks.
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What'll we do?
One will go to waste.
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You needn't worry.
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Oh, my! A sudden guest!
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That's the granny from before!
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Is Shampoo's
great-grandmother.
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Shampoo's told me everything.
You'll be her husband. Accept it.
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What did you say?
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Ranma is Akane's fiance.
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Ranma will marry Akane,
share their lives!
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Then they will inherit the
Anything-Goes Martial Arts Dojo.
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This is his momentous fate!
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The Amazons are a jewel in
China's 3000-year tradition.
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Our first rule is that
women must marry strong men!
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"Stared Down!"
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You speak Japanese so well!
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That's 300 years of experience.
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You're much younger
than you look!
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just to let you know, Granny...
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I've got no interest
in marryin' Shampoo!
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Ranma, you come here.
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H-Hey! You think that kind of
thing will change my mind?
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What you thinking, stupid?
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What can I do with this body?
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When I leave Ranma,
I go back home.
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You came back without
settling the score with Ranma?
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You've broken a
3000-year-old Amazon rule!
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We must correct your training.
Prepare yourself, Shampoo!
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Many more peoples visit
Cursed Springs lately.
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What going on?
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She fall in Maonichuan.
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There tragic tale of cat what
drowned there 1 800 year ago.
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Now all what fall in Maonichuan
take body of cat. Is cursed spring!
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And that story.
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Ranma, you take responsibility.
Is good?
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How's this my responsibility?
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It is all your responsibility.
Never make a woman cry!
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I've taken all I can take,
and I can't take no m--
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You--
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Ranma...
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If you don't like it,
then try and best me!
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That old witch!
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Follow me! Follow me!
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Slow down! You antique!
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Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
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I command 3000 years of
Chinese Amazon Secret Techniques.
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A sapling like you
is no match for me!
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How delicious.
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That old woman can fight!
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You have some strength,
son-in-law. I won't hold back.
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just the way I like it!
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Ranma!
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Why, you...
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- Here's some hot water!
- Here hot water!
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I hate girl-type Ranma!
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Who cares.
just use the water!
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Guess I gotta...
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Sorry to make you wait!
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I wasn't waiting!
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Come 'n' get me!
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You're a ghoul...
and a chicken, too!
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Wait up!
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Catch me if you can!
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I gotcha now.
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W-What's goin'...
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What the heck?
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The Amazon secret!
The Cat-Curiosity technique!
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Only one of your
many opponents is real!
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A mythical superhuman technique
that even fooled King Yuan Sung!
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And the myth is before my eyes!
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No lose Ranma!
Great-grandmother, fight!
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Pick one to cheer on!
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Then Shampoo root for Ranma.
Win, Ranma!
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Well? You can't figure out
which one of me is real!
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Aw, man!
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Which one's real?
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Which one is real!?
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Ranma!
You mustn't trust your eyes!
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Your mind!
Use your mind's eye!
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Okay...
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There!
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Curiosity killed this cat!
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Oh, no!
I lost to my appetite!
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Wait--!
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Geez!
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Nyah Nyah! You're 100 years
too young to take me on!
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Yo.
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You're slower
than I thought, Granny.
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To think that you snuck up here
without me noticing.
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Only Shampoo's
chosen husband could do that.
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I ain't nobody's husband!
Don't decide for me!
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You're adorable
when you're angry.
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If you don't like Shampoo,
why not marry me?
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Uh, no offense, but...
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It was a joke. But...
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In two or three days you'll beg me
to let you marry Shampoo.
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That's hot! Hot! Hot!
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It's hot--!
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What's the yelling about!?
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Ranma, what's wrong!?
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It's hot.
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Did the bath come to a boil?
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That's odd.
It feels lukewarm.
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No way!
It's too hot to put my hand in.
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Then something's wrong with you!
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Welcome back!
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Y' old witch!
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Son-in-law, you will never be
able to touch hot water again!
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I touched your
Full-Body Cat Tongue point.
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A cat's tongue can't stand heat.
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just like a cat's sensitive tongue,
your body can't bear too-hot things.
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But that means...
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Ranma will never
change back into a man.
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Never change back into a man...?
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Never change back into a man...?
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Never change back into a man...?
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Never change back into a man...?
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If you want to be a man again,
become Shampoo's husband!
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What'll you do, son-in-law?
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Y-You old witch!
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