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Ranma of the Saotome School
of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
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Lemme go!
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Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
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Wait! What th'--?
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Their fathers decided
they should be engaged.
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Don't decide for me!
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It's my life!
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There's just this one thing
complicating Ranma's life.
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What's that for?
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When Ranma is doused with
cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
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Ranma Saotome,
prepare to die!
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Ranma of the Saotome School
of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
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Methinks you will
prove all-too-easy a foe.
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Sasuke?
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Your fine technique
does not disappoint, Master Kuno.
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That empty threat, Ranma Saotome,
is no match for you.
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Of course not.
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I, Tatewaki Kuno,
of the Kuno School of Kendo...
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shall defeat Ranma Saotome.
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When the nuisance is removed...
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I shall date with both
Akane and the pigtailed girl.
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Sasuke! En garde!
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Yessir! Coming, sir!
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I knew you would not
make a suitable opponent.
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S-Sorry.
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Ranma! You're slow!
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You...
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rotten...
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old man!
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You-- I... Aw, man!
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You tricked me!
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Look at what you stuck me with!
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Quit your whining!
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You're heir to the Saotome School
of Anything-Goes Martial Arts!
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This training should be nothing!
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Hey! Wait up!
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Easy for you to say,
you lousy no-good...
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Hello, International Delivery Service.
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Coming!
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Thank you very much!
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Who's that for?
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It's for Ranma!
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Oh my!
It's from Shampoo, in China!
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That female wrecking ball?
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Nihao!
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Our house has truly been
peaceful since she left.
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- What's this?
- It's moving!
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How cute!
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Here, kitty kitty!
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Let me hold it, too!
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What could be wrong
with the kitten?
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I'd expect any present
from Shampoo to hate Akane.
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What'd I do to you!?
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Stupid old man--!
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Ranma and his father are home!
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Forget it! I ain't never
trainin' like that again.
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Geez! You call yourself a father!
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Ranma, what're you doing?
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Ailurophobia?
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Pathetic! Gutless!
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Ranma, are you a man?
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Shaddup! This is all your fault!
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Ranma, alternative
life-styles aren't my thing.
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He's so wretched.
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Then Ranma does have a weakness.
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This tragedy
started with Cat-Fu training.
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Cat-Fu!?
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Freestyle Cat-Fist Fighting.
"Cat-Fu" for short.
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Wrap the trainee's body in
fish sausage, irresistible to cats.
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Then throw 'em into a
pit full of hungry critters!
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No! Don't remind me!
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It happened in the spring
of Ranma's sixth year.
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Here is the ancient wisdom
I followed.
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Let me see.
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I-It's...
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This lost tome was written
several hundred years ago.
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Methods of Cat-Fu training...
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"Wrap the trainee in fish sausage."
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"Throw him into a
pit full of hungry cats."
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However, there is a frighteningly
devious trap in the training.
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Turn the page, Tendo,
and see for yourself.
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"Note: This training method
is too stupid for real life."
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It sure fooled me!
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You fool!
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You rotten old man!
It's your fault! It's your fault!
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- You jerk!
- Look!
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Stop it! Quit it! No, please!
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Here! Here! Here!
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Pathetic!
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What's the problem?
It's just one little weakness.
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Look at the
Ranma-sympathizer.
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That's not true!
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Look! Look!
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Please, stop that!
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Mr. Saotome.
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All we have to do is
get Ranma used to cats.
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Come in, kitties.
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- Sasuke?
- Sir!
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Feel free to enter.
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Sir!
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Do it the normal way!
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Sorry 'bout that!
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Well, what is it?
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Actually, Master Kuno...
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I, Sasuke, have found Ranma
Saotome's greatest weakness!
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Attack on this front,
and victory is assured!
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And that weak point is--
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Imbecile!
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You dare mock me!?
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Tatewaki Kuno is no small man,
to secretly strike a man's weakness!
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Sorry!
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- And...?
- Sir?
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- And his weak point is...?
- But...
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If I attack his weakness fairly,
there is no dishonor!
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Tell me. Tell me!
TELL ME EVERYTHI NG!
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I-It's like this...
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What!?
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What!? What's this?
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Save me, Ranma! It's me, Akane!
I've been kidnapped by bad men!
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Come to the gymnasium,
right now!
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Hey!
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You're Akane, right?
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It's only a practical joke.
just ignore it!
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- But...
- This is ridiculous!
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See, nobody's here.
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Here I am!
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I'm so happy, Ranma!
You came to rescue me!
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It's me, Akane! Save me!
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And what on Earth is that?
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Hey, you!
What's the meaning of this?
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Save me, Ranma!
I, Akane, am going to die!
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Save me, Ranma!
I, Akane, am going to die!
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Save me, Ranma!
I, Akane, am going--
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Die already!
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Who the heck're you?
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A 15th-generation guardian
of the House of Kuno!
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Sasuke Sarugakure!
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I've trapped you now, Ranma!
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Now, look, you...
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It's too late for tears!
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Huh?
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Why would Miss Akane drop down...?
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You okay?
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What was that for?
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That's strange.
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So who were you
tryin' to drop in there?
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I just...
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Hey, you okay?
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Now, what were you tryin' to do?
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I just wanted...
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to give you this!
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Fish sausage!?
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It can't be...
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Tell me, Saotome,
how do you like Cat Hell?
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So scared cat's got your tongue?
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You-big-scare-dy-cat!!
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Id-
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iot!
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You think I'm scared
of somethin' like this!?
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You're not? You sure??
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Of course not!
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Doesn't it scare you a little?
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Doesn't it scare you just this much?
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You're sure about that?
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I AIN'T SCARED!
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Hey!
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No need to shout!
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C-C'mon,
l-let's get out of here, A-Akane.
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It's your fault
for that weird get-up!
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S-Sorry.
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Take that dress off right now!
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This is no place to...
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What's so funny?
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This is what I get for coming along?
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I feel like a fool for even being here!
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- M-Miss Akane, not that way!
- Now what!?
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I... Umm... I just...
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You just WHAT!?
You're a man, right? Speak up!
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Mr. Saotome?
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Is there no way to
cure Ranma's fear of cats?
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I put all my efforts into it, Kasumi.
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I wrapped him in tiny sardines
and threw him to the cats.
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Another time I wrapped him
in medium sardines.
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One other time,
I tried it with fish cakes.
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What terrible trials a
father and son must suffer!
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That must have been awful.
Have some sweet bean jelly.
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And...
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And that training brought yet
another frightening tragedy!
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Why'd you bring a TIGER in here?
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I-I thought it might scare Ranma.
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It'd scare ANYBODY!
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S-Stop that!
D-Don't dig your c-claws in me!
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M-My name is
R-Ryanma Sh-Shaotome!
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And when consumed
with his terror of cats...
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Consumed with his terror...
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He meows.
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Then there is nothing
anyone can do!
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How dreadful!
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Is something wrong,
Mr. Saotome?
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It's a bad omen.
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It could mean that Ranma...
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Days of long ago;
Fallen leaves tell many tales of sad memories.
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How forlorn.
It suits me perfectly.
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What was that?
It broke my mood!
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Is this the legendary Cat-Fu?
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It is all well-planned by Sasuke!
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I will crush the frightened Ranma.
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On my right,
the vivacious Akane Tendo!
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On my left,
the charming pigtailed girl!
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The double date d'amour!
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What's going on?
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I-It's a pillar of cats!
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Akane Tendo!
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I love you!
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Isn't this a little sudden?
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You impure fool!
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Akane Tendo!
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I love you!
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What is this?
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Ranma! Have you gone mad?
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You gluttonous buffoon!
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Ranma!
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Ranma!
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- Hey, what's that?
- Look at that!
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Naoto, isn't he in your class?
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Don't ask!
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Ranma! Hey,
what are you doing up there?
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What's happened to you?
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Talk to me, Ranma!
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Words can't reach Ranma now.
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Mr. Saotome! Dad!
What's going on?
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My premonition is fulfilled.
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What do you mean,
"words can't reach him"?
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When Ranma is consumed
by his terror of cats...
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to flee his terror,
he himself becomes a cat!
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An old neighbor-lady is the only
one who could ever calm him.
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Her warmth could bring
the boy peace of mind.
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You have to call that old lady!
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She has already passed on.
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Then...
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Of course I will take
responsibility for my only son.
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I'll swallow my pride.
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Fatherly love is deeper than the sea!
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Here's a pussy-willow.
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
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He's only adding fuel to the fire!
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Catnip?
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Are you insensitive to fatherly love?
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He's getting worse.
Dad, what'll we do!?
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Leave everything to me.
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Cats love catnip. With this,
we needn't worry about Cat-Fu.
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How are you going to get it to Ranma?
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Well, that's a problem...
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This is serious!
You're no help at all!
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Let me borrow this.
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Look out, Ranma!
I'm going to shoot!
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She did it!
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No!
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You did it, Akane!
That's my little girl!
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I don't know what I did!
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You won't get away with this,
Ranma!
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00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:26,470
Master Kuno, calm yourself!.
You'll aggravate your injury!
262
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,210
Don't wanna!
Don't wanna-wanna!
263
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:31,480
Gonna get him!
Gonna get him, get him!
264
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:33,610
That's great, Akane!
265
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,490
That's why he's your fiance.
266
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,420
It's nothing like that!
267
00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:40,150
Look who's shy.
268
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,970
How long are you going to sit there?
Get off already!
269
00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:47,560
It's embarrassing!
270
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,810
No way!
271
00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:03,870
I don't believe it!
272
00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:14,990
You...
273
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,990
DUMMY!
274
00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:22,900
A cat?
275
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:27,940
That cat was the present
from Shampoo, in China.
276
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:37,140
What am I doin' here?
277
00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:41,540
I remember to the point
I was surrounded by cats...
278
00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:09,180
Ranma, you dummy...
279
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,450
Dummy.
280
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:13,650
Dummy!
281
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,790
Ranma, you dummy...
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