Original subtitles

So what'd I do now!?

You're going back to China!? How can you talk rubbish!?

Is it my fault? It's all because you dragged me to China!

Foolish boy! The basis of your training as a martial artist...

is your training in the wilds of China!

Without that training...

you can't master the techniques of the Anything-Goes School!

You are such a liar!

Okay, what was the purpose of that stupid trainin' ground?

What was with that Jusenkyo!?

We come to famous Training Ground, Jusenkyo.

Each spring have own tragedy happen there!

- Ranma, follow me! - Okay!

Oh, Sirs! What you doing!?

You no go there! I no finish my tragic story!

I won't go easy on you!

That's just the way I like it!

Oh, Sirs! Very bad you fall in spring...!

Gotcha--!

What's wrong, Old Man? We done already?

Wh-What is that--!?

That one "Spring of Drowned Panda".

There very tragic legend of panda...

what drown in that spring two thousand year ago!

Now, whatever fall in spring, take body of panda.

Is very cursed spring.

This is the first time you said anything about that to me!

Ah, you fall "Spring of Drowned Girl"...!

There very tragic legend of young girl what drown...

in spring one thousand five hundred year ago.

Now, whoever fall in spring, take body of young girl!

Is very cursed spring.

Yeah, that was a great trainin' ground for a martial artist!

Because of it I mastered the world's most pathetic technique!

That was an accident caused by your own lack of maturity!

Be thankful that your life was spared!

Look who's talkin'!

I would rather have lost my life than my manhood!

Don't act like a girl, Ranma.

Always complaining about what's over and done with!

At this rate, you'll never be fit to inherit Tendo Dojo!

Who wants it!

I'm not the one who came up with this stupid "fiancee" thing!

Well, now! Your problem isn't so terrible after all!

Look! My eldest daughter, Kasumi! She's nineteen.

My second daughter, Nabiki. She's seventeen.

And my third daughter, Akane. She's sixteen.

She'll be your fiancee. Pick anyone you want.

It's settled, then. It's Akane.

They're made for each other.

This isn't funny! Why does it have to be me!?

You hate boys, right?

That's right! How fortunate that Ranma is half-girl!

No way! Don't expect me to marry that pervert!

Hey, hey! Whaddya mean by "pervert"!?

You saw me in the nude, you molester!

Wait a minute! You're the one who walked in on me in the bath!

It's different when a girl sees a boy in the nude!

- See? They're the perfect couple! - Molester! Pervert!

We're having a fight here!

The point is, I absolutely refuse to marry someone like you!

I refuse, too! Goodbye.

Look here, Ranma, where are you going?

I'm going back to China!

I've got to find some way to change back for good!

This is no time for fiancees!

By the way, you took a pretty good look at me, too.

And I'm better built, to boot.

So I overdid it a little.

But she didn't havta hit me so hard with that table!

Akane's a normal, high-spirited girl!

That's a nice way to say she's a stubborn, bad-tempered tomboy!

Your mouth may complain, but your heart says otherwise!

Wh-What d'you mean!?

You're being shy!

Quit it. Grow up, Pop.

Why don't you simply admit it, Ranma?

Your bad disposition must stem from a lack of self-discipline.

I can't help it, I got that from my old man.

You lout! Are you taunting your father?

I'm the one who's daunted here!

Just goin' to school, I get all kinds of weirdos chasin' me!

"The sound of the bell at Gion..."

"echoes the impermanence of all things".

"The hue of the flowers of the teak-tree declares..."

"that they who flourish must be brought low".

You there!

Aren't you being awfully familiar with Akane!?

Well, yeah, but...

Yeah but what?

Enough of your insolence! I demand to know who you are!

- Well, I'm-- - Wait!

Is it not the custom to give one's own name first?

Fine, then! Mine I shall give! Listen carefully!

The rising new star of the high-school fencing world!

My strength is beyond measure!

I am the captain of the Furinkan High School kendo club!

They call me "The Blue Thunder of Furinkan High"!

Tatewaki Kuno. Age seventeen.

Ranma? What are they teaching you at that school!?

How can I concentrate on school with this stupid curse!?

And when I'm a girl, things get even worse

He's late!

And he's the one who called me out here.

"The countryside lies in ruins..."

"and yet the mountains and rivers remain as they were".

"The proud ones are but for a moment..."

"They who flourish must be brought low".

Welcome, pigtailed girl.

You don't get it, do you?

Hey, what happened to that wooden sword of yours?

I have no need of things such as that.

Well, aren't you confident?

Confident enough to give you...

this.

Pigtailed girl...

I love you.

I love you.

That weirdo's been chasin' me around! Askin' me for dates!

I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life.

And his sister, Kodachi "The Black Rose", is as bad as he is.

Quit complaining!

Remember Article 5, Item 3 in the Anything-Goes Martial Arts Code!

"One must follow the paths of a warrior and a scholar"!

First I've heard of it!

You break your father's heart, Ranma!

Have I spent sixteen years of my life suffering hardships!?

Taking all the pain this world can throw at me!?

Only to see you grow up to be such a pathetic creature!?

I think it's pathetic, too!

This cursed girl's body is keepin' me from my trainin'!

I even had to do rhythmic gymnastics as a girl!

Impudent woman who dares take my beloved's name!

The Black Rose will bring you to justice!

If you won't listen to reason...

I guess I'll have to beat some sense into you!

Ridiculous!

Am I not the beautiful flower of St.Hebereke?

The star of the martial- arts gymnastics world?

The one they call Kodachi "The Black Rose"?

Learn, then...

The martial-arts rhythmic gymnastics attack of...

ONE THOUSAND CLUBS!

Ranma!

Attack--!

It's a brutal attack with the bell!

Challenger Saotome uses the pig in defense!

The pig seems to be angry! But that's only natural!

Whaddya expect?

An opening!

I can play that, too!

Challenger Saotome shows her desk-fishing technique!

Champion Kuno counters with her brother!

It's pathetic! Why do I have to wear a leotard to fight?

My entire life has been turned upside down!

You can't just fall asleep...

when I'm only half finished with my story!

Lemme go! C'mon, Ranma!

Pop, why is it that I'm always caught in the middle?

No! No! Break! Break!

Everybody hates me for stuff I don't even remember doin'!

Calm down! Calm down, Ranma!

You just have a persecution complex!

Why am I always payin' for somebody else's mistakes!?

You don't! You're just thinking about it too much!

Your worries get the better of you!

Is that right?

Just my opinion, of course...

What about that accident with the black pig in China?

Wait up, y' old fool!

Wait!

Oh, Sir! That one delicious piglet you find!

Good, good.

I make Cantonese sweet-sour pork for you!

Here in Jusenkyo...

is spring called "Eiton'nichuan".

Black piglet once tragically drown there 1200 year ago!

Now whatever fall in cursed spring take body of black piglet!

Is very cursed spring.

Maybe this one human what fall "Eiton'nichuan", no?

You hear? I make joke!

Aiyaa--! You really is human! No can eat this one!

Did that ever happen?

It happened!

Ranma! Calm yourself and think!

What will hurting me solve?

Maybe nothin', but it's makin' me feel a whole lot better.

And it didn't end there!

Ryoga would not stop tryin' to kill me!

Ranma! Prepare to die!

I've been looking for you, Ranma Saotome!

Ryoga!

You broke a man-to-man promise!

And then you dare to run off to China with your father!

Wait, what's this about?

I've seen hell because of you!

I don't get it.

As if mere words could convey the depths of my suffering!

I missed!

Ranma! Where are you!?

And it's all your fault for wantin' to eat a drowned pig!

You fool! Remember Article 5, Item 4 of the Code!

"A battle cannot be won on an empty stomach"!

Never heard of it!

A martial artist should be ready to seize any opportunity!

That means if you have food, you should eat, and eat, and eat!

You just like to eat!

That passion flows in your blood, too!

You want proof? Remember that Chinese village of Amazons?

Amazons?

I'm so hungry!

Sirs, we come to rustic village Nyuchiehzu.

Nyuchiehzu? That some kinda food?

Sirs, this town of Amazon womans!

Today womans have tournament!

That's a woman!?

This one more pretty, no?

Win tournament is very good honor.

That girl's got some serious power.

Sirs! What you eat here?

First Prize

Hey, listen. I ain't followin' a word you're sayin'!

He win! Too bad.

Like father, like son.

I was just eatin' 'cause you were!

It's more than that. You brought trouble into the Tendo house!

Ranma!

I kill!

Ranma!

As a boy, she wants him. As a girl, she wants him dead.

- Will you cut this out? - Ranma!

I kill!

Will you cut this out?

Ranma!

Well, Saotome...

With you and your son in this house...

there's never a dull moment.

I'm so glad you're here!

Because you never resolved things with that Chinese girl...

You've gotten all of the Tendos involved in your problems!

You're just gettin' worked up over nothin'!

Ouch. If you go to China, where does that leave Akane!?

She'll, uh...

What is the meaning of this, Ranma?

Y-You scared me!

In other words, you intend to toss aside my little Akane?

Dump her and go to China!?

I-It's not a question of dumpin' her or not!

Then what is the question, Ranma!?

Don't tell me you and that Chinese girl have already...

It was an accident! Coincidence! You didn't lose!

Take your Kiss of Death like a man!

Wo ai ni.

What?

Ranma! You didn't succumb to the girl's affections, did you!?

Saotome! What kind of son did you raise!?

Why do you always take things in the worst way you can?

Ranma! Are you and Shampoo eloping and moving to China!?

That's pretty rude. Dumping Akane like that!

Ranma! I won't let you go to China alone to find a cure!

Fleeing the country without settling the score between us?

A sad miscalculation indeed!

Let us settle it now instead--

Ranma, darling!

You're going to China!? Leaving me behind? Whatever shall I do?

Wait a second!

Now I get it! Go elope to China or wherever you like!

Think of this as a goodbye present!

Take it and be happy!

W-Wait! Wait! Wait, Akane!

Stop that! Akane!

I HATE YOU!

Ranma! I will never forgive you for eloping with that girl!

I just wanna go to China 'n' be normal again!

My darling Ranma!

Pigtailed girl, I love you!

I am a man!