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Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.

Lemme go!

Akane of the Tendo Dojo.

Wait! What th'--?

Their fathers decided they should be engaged.

Don't decide for me!

It's my life!

There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.

What's that for?

When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.

Got it!? Akane is my fiancee!

Lay a finger on her, and you die!

Are you serious about that, Ranma?

Did you really mean it?

Your fiancee? What a fragile pledge.

I, Sanzenin, will take pleasure in seeing those vows broken.

What was that?

This will be your last chance to display bravado.

That is because we are the famous Golden Pair...

a.k.a.:

The Match-Breakers of the Ice!

"Match Breakers"!?

That's right!

Is this Mikado Sanzenin and Azusa Shiratori's ultimate technique?

The Couple-Cleaver!

Listen, once we've used this technique on a couple...

They've never, ever stayed together!

Let's go, Akane!

I'll think about that other stuff later.

H-Hey!

What are you two doing!?

You've left yourself open. See?

The Break-Up Merry-Go-Round!

Ranma!

It came early in today's match!

The unbeatable Couple-Cleaver...

The Break-Up Merry-Go-Round!

Listen well, Ranma Saotome!

Release her hands, and I'll stop spinning.

W-What did you say?

If you want the spin to stop, let her hands go!

Ranma! Let go!

You idiot! You'd fly off and be crushed!

Betray your partner and let go, and you can save yourself!.

Untold numbers of couples have broken up this way!

Akane!

- Ranma, let go! It's okay! - No way! Don't be stupid.

The more trust between partners, the greater shock at betrayal!

Couples can never survive this technique.

Don't believe anything he says! I'll be fine! Let me go!

No! A klutz like you would never survive!

What did you say!?

Azusa is all worn out!

Challenger Ranma Saotome never let go!

He defeated the Break-Up Merry-Go-Round!

But he's severely injured!

Can Challenger Saotome stand up?

Hey, Ranma!

Ranma!

Azusa is sooo dizzy!

His entire body must be crushed. Nothing human could survive that.

Dummy! Stupid show-off.

You didn't have to...

Dummy.

You dummy, Ranma!

Dummy-dummy-dummy!

You dummy!

You dummy!

- Watch it. - Ranma!

Don't you "dummy" me.

You were faking?

Like that could really take me out.

Are you all right?

I-I'm f-fine.

Well, you're on your feet.

We ain't even started yet.

A brave but futile gesture. The end is already in sight.

The match begins again!

The match for the pet piglet! The Charlotte Cup!

Who will bask in the glory of victory?

You can't fight injured like that.

Shut up!

I'm gonna wipe that sleazy smile right off.

Your withdrawal would be just as unacceptable to me.

Not until I steal my promised kiss from Akane Tendo!

jerk! You got no right!

Here I come--

Charlotte's gone!

What are you doing, you witless woman!?

Look for Charlotte!

Time I made an appearance.

Let's go, Akane!

Wait!

What'd you do that for!?

Don't overdo it!

Please.

Don't overdo it.

Akane...

Ranma,join the audience as a girl.

- Wait! - Akane, it's our chance to pair up!

What's this "chance" talk, you jerk!

just shut up and go to the seats!

Now, Akane, we're a pair and--

Moron.

What're YOU doing here?

That's MY line! I had it made!

What could have happened here?

Furinkan High has slipped in a substitute pair!

I was going to pair up with Akane!

Shut up! Quit buttin' in!

It's my pigtailed princess!

Find Charlotte! Find Charlotte!

Cut that out!

And my pigtailed pleaser...

Mr. Sanzenin! I'm so shy! Please put me down.

What a pity. But at least...

I expect a reward for saving you, though.

Oh, a reward?

My pleasure!

In your dreams!

Don't rewrite history,jerk.

As demure as ever. What a welcome rendezvous.

Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Let's get this match goin' again!

Hold it, Ranma.

What's that for?

Ranma, you are suffering from serious bodily injury.

So allow me and Akane to handle this.

just watch the show.

Hey! What's with this pair?

What's going on? The audience has objections.

Perhaps it's an objection to the substitution!

We don't care about that!

That girl's showing no skin at all!

And that boy looks like a nerd!

No need to fear!

We'll save the day!

It's the members of the Kolhotz Fashion Club!

Go!

Now, everyone, enjoy the show!

With the new pair comes a new match!

Let the competition resume!

By the way, Ryoga, you did learn to skate, right?

Fool! I wandered for five days looking for this school.

When was I supposed to find time to practice?

Relax. I can at least stay on my feet.

And you think you can enter a match without--

Miss Akane, forgive me!

In the end, I was unable to grace you with my kiss.

The disappointment must be savage.

You got a fever or something?

In apology, I'll treat you to a date with me.

Akane!

Miss, are you uninjured?

Right! Sit this out, Ranma!

I'll go in your place.

Exactly, Akane!

- We'll be a pair! - Okay.

No, I'll do it. Come on, Ryoga!

Now, wait!

What?

What are you doin', you jerk!

I told you, I can't skate!

Here we go!

Once again! The Couple- Cleaver, ultimate technique:

The Break-Up Merry-Go-Round!

Release her hands, and I'll stop spinning.

Leggo already, you parasite!

Not a chance!

Let go!

Now for the grand finale.

A perilous moment. Are you unharmed?

That was the horrifying Break-Up Merry-Go-Round!

Today, another trusting couple has fallen to disaster!

You think?

Weren't they broke-up already?

Your trusted suitor betrayed you. You poor waif.

But ease your aching heart. I shall be your beau.

You're hallucinatin'!

Does it hurt?

Does it hurt?

It's Charlotte!

You're Charlotte, right?

W-What!?

What!? Don't make bad jokes during a match!

But that's the collar that Azusa gave Charlotte!

My gosh, how silly you are! You must be mistaken!

No, Azusa isn't mistaken.

See, I locked it myself.

So you have to be Charlotte!

I'm telling you, you're wrong!!

See, my real name is--

P-chan.

That's right--

Who're you callin' P-chan!?

Then you ARE Charlotte!

You blockhead!

You won't interrupt me again!

What are you doing to my sweetheart!?

Who're you callin' "sweetheart"!?

As innocent and naive as ever.

Brute! Make a fool of me one more time, and you'll regret it!

Good! Let's have it out!

Right! Then we'll settle this here and now!

You're abusing my fragile princess, and I won't have it!

Charlotte!

One more blow!

What are you doing, you--

Don't pick on my...

Charlotte!

Mikado Sanzenin of Kolhotz High School's Golden Pair...

has been struck down by one of Azusa Shiratori's blows.

Can he manage to stand up again?

- It's water. - Oh no!

What'll you do, Ryoga? I'm not worried; I'm already a girl.

If I turn into a pig while Akane's watching...

Th-The rink has been destroyed!

Don't blame little Azusa!

Mikado Sanzenin is being carried off by paramedics.

Can he continue the match?

A worried Azusa goes to check on him!

This blankie is so cute!

I'm freezing, you whining brat!

I want my Martine!

GI MME!

Martine, Martine!

Look at this.

Battle's over for him.

The Golden Pair of Kolhotz forfeits!

It's Furinkan High School's victory!

Ranma! Let's continue this! En garde!

You mean here!?

Stupid question!

- What were you thinking of? - Sh-Shut up!

Stay right there, Ryoga!

Ranma?

Will you two cut it out?

- A-Akane... - Whadda you want, Akane?

Why do you two hate each other?

None of your business. Get outta here!

W-What's with...?

Anyway, tell me what the grudge is between you two!

I-It's--

Once the fight is finished, I'll tell you everything.

What do you mean you'll tell her?

A-Akane!

Geez!

I told her to get outta here.

Don't tell me...

...she can't swim?

- Hey. - Now what!?

You sure about this?

Akane!

Charlotte?

Charlotte, where have you wandered off to?

Charlotte...

Oscar!

She's awake!

Akane, you okay?

Catch.

What happened? Why is P-chan soaking wet?

P-chan pulled you to the edge of the pool.

I wonder where he came from.

I see. Thank you, P-chan.

You'd better thank Ryoga, too.

He jumped into the pool to help save you.

Speaking of which, where'd he go?

Must've gone home.

And we should be goin', too.

Sweet dreams, Francoise.

Sweet dreams, Catherine.

Sweet dreams, Antoinette!

Sweet dreams, Dietrich!

Sweet dreams, Michelle!

Sweet dreams, Felicia!

Sweet dreams, Georges!

Sweet dreams, Rosalie!

Sweet dreams, Ariel!

Sweet dreams, Angeline!

Sweet dreams, Marianne!

Sweet dreams, Jeanne!

Sweet dreams, Delphine!

Sweet dreams, Juliette.

Sweet dreams, Oscar.

You're so kewt!