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Typhoon Number Three is gathering strength...

on a course headed straight for the Kanto area--

There it goes.

Let's see...

This feeder line came off.

Hurry up, will you, Saotome?

Okay, Tendo. Let's see... Wonder what this is?

In the twilight, always--

Man, that's messed up!

We come from the planet Birara--

No TV for a while, I guess.

Ready, Saotome? Here it comes!

Okay! Keep it coming!

Keep coming! Okay!

It's so sad that these two clowns are my students, I can't even cry.

Why don't you help us, then?

That's right!

Fools!

I can't waste my time helping you on this beautiful windy day!

"Beautiful" day?

That's right! Look!

Oh, sweet!

When the wind blows, wonderful things happen!

A haiku.

"Strong wind blows today Lingerie springs eternal Master on the prowl."

"Else a shriveled-up monkey Not that our opinion counts."

You were kept after school and even got extra homework?

That's pretty harsh just for nodding off in class!

How come you didn't wake me?

You were sleeping so soundly, I didn't want to disturb you.

Rats! I gotta write a report on something I observed about nature.

Please, Akane!

Don't startle me.

I'll never ask again! Help me with my homework!

Why should I help you with your homework?

Why? Because you and I...

Yeah?

I guess not.

You don't have to be so mean!

Huh?

What was that for?

Look! Look at that!

What the heck is that?

What a weird fish.

Where did it come from?

There's no stream around here...

Maybe the goldfish vendor lost it.

Is this a goldfish?

Hello, the two of you!

Dr. Tofu!

You should hurry home. It'll be coming down soon.

What's that?

This?

We found it in this puddle.

Very unusual!

Do you know what it is, Dr. Tofu?

No, but it might be worthwhile to look it up.

It's all set! I'm gonna write about this thing!

Opportunist.

Yes. It looks weak. You should take it home with you.

Hello.

Kasumi! Were you out shopping?

Yes. I bought extra to prepare for the typhoon.

Are you making your rounds, Dr. Tofu?

Ah? Yes!

My! What a beautiful day this is!

I almost forgot, Ranma.

Your father was saying he needs your help at home.

To prepare for the typhoon? Guess I'll hafta.

I know! Why not ask Dr. Tofu to help?

He'll be much more dependable than Ranma.

Are you saying I'm no help?!

Idiot!

You're so clueless!

I get it!

All right, Doctor? Please come.

Me?

Please help us, Doctor.

Now this is getting complicated.

When you're in love, the skies are blue!

- Here. - Thanks.

- Here. - Great.

Here's some tea, everyone.

There you go. Here you are. There you go. Here you go.

Uh... Dr. Tofu?

Mr. Saotome, a little more slack, please!

Mr. Tendo, please pull it a little harder.

Right!

A little harder, please, Mr. Tendo!

All right, here goes.

Hey, look...

This should do it. Next!

Finished!

I can't get out of the toilet!

What's going on, anyway?

Oh, dear. Ranma goofed up again?

If it won't open, I'll wait until it opens, says Bush Warbler.

Let me in! Please!

Don't lock your daddy out! Please!

Ranma! Open this door!

I'm tryin'!

Hurry!

Oh, no!

Can't hold it...!

Tinkling...!

Down the hatch!

We sure worked hard today!

We managed to finish it all before the rain came.

Dr. Tofu, don't be shy. Please eat up.

Y-yes!

Help yourself.

All right. I will.

Scrumptious!

A hopeless case.

Scrumptious!

- Oh! - Oh!

Uh-huh!

Paper, scissors, stone!

Don't be too long!

Huh?

Grandfather Happosai? Are you home?

It's dinnertime. What are you doing in the dark?

What? Someone took the roof tiles off?

What? It's creepy!

Saotome, aren't you making a mistake?

"There's only one truth!!"

How terrible! The tatami floor has been torn up!

What?

The door was open so I thought Happosai was home...

and I found this.

I guess what Mr. Saotome said was true.

Huh? It's wet.

That means the wet intruder is already in the house.

That's awful!

Whoever the guy is, this is getting interesting.

Yes, it is getting interesting.

It's wet here, too!

Here, too.

Even the stairs!

What's going on, anyway?

Good! It's still here!

Who'd want to steal that?

This thing's important. It's my homework!

Right?

What's this?

Who's there?

Show yourself.

- Akane! - Akane!

Akane!

Frogs?

I got his pressure point that renders him immobile.

He can't run away.

- Are you okay, Akane? - Yes.

Are you all right, Akane?

Oh? This man looks familiar.

I remember! It's the Frog Hermit.

- More, please. - Right away.

You don't have to give this guy another bowl of rice!

In the first place, he broke into the house...

and even attacked Akane!

Attack her? That's absurd!

I was trying to say hello.

Well, let him stay.

It's mean to turn him out into the pouring rain.

"Such a small heart!"

But I know he's up to no good--

Delicious!

Never mind.

Besides, we might see a froggie show for free.

Won't we, Mister?

M-mister? Are you talking to me, girlie?

Amazing!

"Bravo"

Cute.

Just incredible.

Keorin Theater Company

Ordinarily, I ask money for this premier show.

But I am thanking you for dinner and night's lodging.

This family so poor.

By the way, I hear you have unusual fish pet. Is this true?

I wonder if he means that fish that Ranma brought here?

It's a very unusual species, isn't it, Doctor?

Yes! It was very entertaining!

Okay, show over now.

He doesn't have any pep.

He was already weak.

Perhaps better we move him to bigger place.

How'd you slither in?

This very rare fish. Must take good care.

Mind your own business.

Stop it! He's only trying to be kind.

Who knows?

Maybe we should have Dr. Tofu find out more about this fish.

Are you all right, Ranma?

You...!

Terrible! Should be careful.

It was your fault.

Only accident.

I put it in pond. Thanks not necessary.

Who's gonna thank you?!

That dirty--

Ranma.

Wait a minute!

He really is putting it into the pond.

You grow little bigger.

Oh, Sweet! This Week's Top 5.

Huh?!

It can't be.

Saotome! There's no picture at all.

I don't think your way is working, after all.

Hey, Pop!

Have some tea, everyone.

Where's Dr. Tofu?

He wanted to look something up in one of Happosai's old books.

Power outage?

Drat. The candles are upstairs.

Okay, I'll get them.

I'll come with you.

Thank you, Ranma.

Did you learn something?

Yes, a little.

I can't say for sure, but something awesome might happen.

Something awesome?

A baby dragon?! That little fish?

Dragon? The one in myhology?

I didn't think so at first, but there's no mistake.

Look at this.

This is...!

This dragon grows during a storm...

and rises up to the sky as a tornado.

Is it true?

Isn't that just an old legend?

Yes. It's a legend.

There's also another legend about this dragon.

What is it?

The flesh of a dragon can give you eternal youth.

One bite will increase a lifespan by a hundred years.

So men have fought over dragon flesh since ancient times.

If it's true, my nature report will be awesome!

That shouldn't be our concern right now.

Anyhow, we should see if it's true.

This rain is awful!

The Frog Hermit?

Show yourself!

Mr. Saotome!

Pop! Whatcha doin' there?!

"I'm saving the fish in the pond"

You're so nice, Mr. Saotome!

You heard us talking, right?

"Didn't hear anything about eternal life."

Sure, you didn't!

Honestly. You just can't trust that guy!

Look at the pond!

Ranma! At this rate, the baby dragon will be washed away!

Akane, bucket. Bring me a bucket!

Hold it! It doesn't look like a bucket will be big enough.

It's bigger!

I knew it!

The legend was true!

Ribbet, ribbet, ribbet!

Juicy and fatty, nice for eating.

So you wanted to eat it, after all?

Yes! I came to Japan to find dragon!

Forget it! I gotta do my report on that thing!

I keep telling you, that isn't what's important right now!

I can't help it! I gotta turn in that report!

Yes, but...

Go!

Akane! Ranma! Get back!

What?!

Time for good children to go beddy-bye.

Now it's my turn!

Now!

Ranma!

Useless to resist!

Now I eat dragon for eternal youth!

What?

Here you go.

You would selfishly eat a creature on the brink of extinction?

I can't allow that!

You 100 years too young to lecture me!

Take that!

Ribbet, ribbet, ribbet!

You trying same technique?

An ancient Chinese saying goes...

"Think not to win, otherwise you lose!"

Tofu! Your weak spot is this...!

Hello, Kasumi.

I win.

Oh, no, Dr. Tofu.

Rats! Come on!

No use trying, same end result! Go, frogs!

Not with "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"...!

I ribbet right back!

I did it.

You did!

Oh, we did it, didn't we?

Wh-what's going on?

What is it?

It's amazing.

Whatta haul! Whatta haul!

I love typhoons! Sweet!

What's that?

My lingerie is "Gone with the Wind"!

Come one, come all!

Good little boys and girls!

This is a special event you can't see on TV.

Frog dancing on ball. Pay later.

The show is about to begin.

He's still around?

I guess, but it's nice to see he's happier.

Guess so. Wanna take in the show, too?

Let's!