Original subtitles

Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.

Lemme go!

Akane of the Tendo Dojo.

Wait! What th'--?

Their fathers decided they should be engaged.

Don't decide for me!

It's my life!

There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.

What's that for?

When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.

Sports Center Bus Stop

Swimming Pool & Hot Baths Restaurant

Akane...!

Take a break?

You want me in the skate club?

Please,join up!

I'll bet you'll be a starter in no time.

Oh no! I left P-chan in the rink!

Who's "P-chan"?

Your pet black piglet?

Charlotte!

Charlotte, come home with me.

You're so cute!

And off we go.

P-chan! P-chan?

Where could he have gone? P-chan!

Daikanki Ramen Shop

just shut up and introduce us!

We promise! We'll never make her unhappy!

We'll risk body and soul to treat this girl-Ranma right!

We'd never lie! Treat her right! Treat her right!

Cut it out! I ain't got nothin' to do with her!

You running away?

You can't talk like that to us, not after besmirching Akane's purity...!

I-I what--?

Don't try to hide it! You're engaged!

just let us have the Ranma girl!

You think only YOU can have a girlfriend?

You idiots! What kind of baloney are you two spoutin'?

Who'd be int'rested in some non-cute girl like Akane--

Ranma!

Wh-Whaddya want!?

You wanna fight?

I-It's nothin' to cry about!

Even if you aren't cute, I...

Help me look for P-chan!

I mean, if you--

Huh? P-chan?

P-chan vanished at the skating rink!

He was kidnapped! Lots of people saw it happen!

Welcome!

Can you describe this kidnapped pig?

Are you making fun of me?

Then, what would that be?

P-chan!

P-chan!

No! Who are you!?

This little thing is Charlotte!

"Charlotte"!?

Quit kidding around!

This is my P-chan!

No! Charlotte is my Charlotte.

Gimme! It's my Charlotte! Charlotte!

Is it yours?

What a dreamboat!

Please accept my apologies.

It's okay. Thanks.

She makes a hobby of collecting "cute" things.

Gimme back my Charlotte! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

When she sees something cute...

Gimme back Charlotte! Gimme! Gimme!

it's her habit to give it a name and bring it home.

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Isn't that...

Against the law?

So she gave your piglet a name and intended to bring it home.

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Will you act your age, you whining brat?

Then I'll...

challenge you to a match!

Are you picking a fight with me?

How barbaric! I'm talking about pair figure-skating!

Skating?

Understand? If I win, you will give me back Charlotte!

Now I remember!

I thought I'd seen these two somewhere before.

It's the legendary figure-skaters of Kolhotz High School!

The Golden Pair!

I'm Azusa Shiratori!

Mikado Sanzenin.

Somebody order something!

Akane! I'd cancel the match if I were you!

They've won 950 matches. They're skilled far past high school level.

What's that to me?

You still have time to surrender.

What!? You've got some nerve for a thief!.

Charlotte, I'll get your room ready and wait for you.

P-chan, relax. I'd never lose you!

Puh-leeze!

Can you ever forgive my partner's rudeness?

As a token of apology...

Ranma...

You have issued a challenge.

And I accept.

The time: one week from today.

The place: the Kolhotz High School skating rink.

That "challenge" is so cute!

The method: pair figure-skating.

- Francoise! Francoise! - Do you agree?

Have it your way.

- Let's get outta here. - Yeah.

Francoise! Francoise! Francoise! Francoise!

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Gimme!

You completely ruined my dramatic moment!

You whining brat!

This is MINE!

That's 1 545 yen for the ramen your three friends had, tax included.

Come again!

just so you know, I'm not jealous or nothin'.

I know that!

I just don't want any lady-killers like him around.

Maybe, but you shouldn't have butted in.

Hey! After I went and saved you...

Unless...

What.

Unless he's your type, or somethin'.

Idiot!

If you had thrown that naruto a tenth of a second later...

I would've broken his jaw!

You are so not cute.

But I bet I would be, if someone were my type!

Over P-chan!?

A pair figure-skating match?

You two together? Don't pair skaters have to get along?

Akane and Ranma get along just fine!

Think so?

Whatever. I couldn't care less about the pig.

I'm skating, too!

Oh, Ryoga! Welcome!

Akane, let me be your partner.

How do you know about the skatin' match, Charlotte?

Hey! Who're you calling Charlotte!?

In any case, I'm the one who issued the challenge.

Let the better skater compete!

Good idea!

You'll see why they've always called me the Wolf of the Rink"!

My words exactly!

Watch the technique that dubbed me the "Falcon of the Ice"!

Municipal Sports Center

Let's go!

Mr. Wolf of the Rink, and Mr. Falcon of the Ice?

First we stand, then we skate, okay?

Good grief.

You sure look stupid! First time skating?

Want me to teach you?

Akane, hang on a sec.

You jerk! What was that for?

You dared to step on me! Come back here!

Ranma! What's wrong!?

Here goes...

It's just too embarrassin' if a guy can't skate.

Even little kids make fun of me.

Ranma.

Predictable. I knew you'd be doing this.

No fair, Ranma!

Take your shame like a man, if that's what you are!

I can take shaming myself, even in front of Akane!

And you-- Hey! What are you...

Isn't this great, Charlotte?

No one blames a pig for not skatin'.

Not even Akane. See ya!

A guy turned into a girl. A person turned into a piglet!

I want to do it, too!

It's great!

I'm changing! I'm changing!

C'mon, Ranma!

What're you crouching for?

Why'd you get in a skating match when you can't skate?

I had no choice!

Do it right! Be a man!

I'm a girl, now!

Guys look like fools when they can't skate!

Sorry to say it, but being a girl's not much better!

Azusa Shiratori!

I'm so-o-o sorry!

Hey! You did that on purpose!

My goodness. Your friend is in trouble!

Ranma!

Save me! Save me!

Akane!

Are you unharmed?

I-It's you! Mikado Sanzenin!

You know my name!

Perhaps we've met somewhere before.

Odd.

I'd never forget meeting a pretty girl such as you.

Pick up girls later.

It's time for the Assault of a Hundred Foes.

"Assault of a Hundred Foes"? As skating practice!?

Will you both clear the rink? You mustn't get hurt.

Come at us!

Assault of a Hundred Foes: Begin!

Look at that!

93... 94...

95... 96... 97... 98...

99... 100.

Finish!

9 seconds flat! A new record!

9 seconds? We'll do better next time.

That's why they're the Golden Pair of martial-arts skating.

Martial arts?

That means this match is martial-arts skatin'!

I can win! If it's called martial arts, I can win anything!

Now all you have to do is learn to skate.

How cute!

Ryoga!

P-chan!

Charlotte!

P-chan!

A-Akane!

P-chan! C'mere!

Charlotte!

Azusa's got a beautiful present for you!

How cute!

That's awful! Putting a collar on him! Poor P-chan!

What is this!?

I'll have it off you in a minute, P-chan!

You'll never do it.

I've locked it!

If you want the collar off, win the match.

You may be called the "Golden Pair" or whatever...

but Ranma and I can't be beat!

Akane! I'm fallin'! I'm done for!

Hurry!

Akane! I'm fallin'--

My pigtailed pretty! I'll show you how to skate!

You again?

Mind your own business! I don't need your help.

Put me down!

What a pity. But at least...

I expect a reward for saving you, though.

A reward? I got no reason to give you any reward--

Ranma...

Hey!

To be brought to tears by my kiss!

Such an innocent girl!

A smooch from a guy like him...? I'd cry too.

Hot Baths

That jerk! He kis-- He kis-- He kis--

And in front of Akane!

He won't get away with it!

H-Hey, are we on C-Candid Camera? Where's the camera?

I made her cry tears of joy from just my kiss!

What a brute am I.

Sanzenin!

Right here, right now!

I can't let you live!

Ranma!

What's with you, all of a sudden?

For the first time in my life...

I am reeally angry!

That rice-ball is so cute! josephine! Josephine!

josephine!

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme my Josephine!

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Well!?

You gonna fight me or not!?

I don't know what made you so angry...

but the rink is sacred. I'll make you pay for harming it.

En garde!

Fine! But you'll wish you were never born!

Josephine! Josephine!

You ate another of my Josephines!

Gimme my Josephine back! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Gimme! Gimme!

- Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! -Josephine! Josephine!