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Grandfather Happosai!
A package has come for you!
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Here you are.
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Who is it from?
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It just says,
"To Master Happosai."
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Well, never mind.
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Oh?
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Master! What's that?
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Oh! It's--!
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Don't be rude!
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Aw, Master, can't you tell us
what it is?
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We'd like to know, too.
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Grandfather Happosai,
won't you tell us?
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In time.
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Meanie.
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Not very nice.
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What's going on, anyway?
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Who knows?
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It's come at last.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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What's wrong with Happosai?
He hasn't stepped out of his room.
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A very important package
came for him.
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An important package?
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- What is it?
- He wouldn't even tell me.
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The Master's been shut up in
his room since it arrived.
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Tendo, I've got a terrible
feeling about this.
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You have? You, too, Saotome?
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It's probably somethin'
stupid again.
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Here, Ranma!
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Grandfather Happosai...!
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The Secret Demon Festival
is soon to be held.
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Secret Demon Festival??!
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It sounds so scary.
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Look at this.
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Why, it's--!
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Exactly. This is what was
delivered to me.
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Huh?
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This is tough.
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Be careful with that!
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It's the historic sacred object
of the Secret Demon Festival.
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- Sacred??!
- Sacred??!
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Ranma, let's see it.
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It just looks like
an old empty can.
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Listen well.
For over a thousand years...
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the Secret Demon Festival
has been attended...
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by masters of various
martial-arts forms.
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Tested there were the skills
of only the chosen.
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The last one standing at the end
was recognized as the best.
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It was the gateway to success...
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for youths who hoped to
open their own schools.
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Did you know that, Dad?
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No, never heard of it.
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I never dreamed such a
secret contest existed.
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But for those who lost--
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Their lives as martial artists
were finished. Kaput.
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How tragic their end
as martial artists.
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For you, it should not be
difficult to imagine.
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What kind of fight is it?
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Pshaw! The rules are very simple.
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Merely protect this sacred
object from the foes.
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Who are the foes?
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The promoters of the
Secret Demon Festival.
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They do not easily
show themselves.
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In other words,
they are unseen foes?
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Yup.
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Didn't we play that
when we were little?
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With empty cans?
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- Kick-the-Can, you mean?
- Yes, yes! It's like Kick-the-Can.
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Wait a minute--?
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You want me to participate
in this Kick-the-Can?
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Afraid?
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Fine. I'll do it.
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I wonder what's happened?
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They're both
terribly gung-ho about it.
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Isn't Happosai unusually
serious, somehow?
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That's what's creepy about it.
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It's only Kick-the-Can, though, right?
They'll get tired of it soon.
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I'm not so sure.
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After that light workout,
we'll begin intensive training!
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Harden your heart against
all things!
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I know that!
So where do we start?
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First, we start with roadwork!
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What? Just the basics??!
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Fool! Strength is everything
in this battle!
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You'll never win without
basic physical strength!
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Go!
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Okay, okay!
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They're here!
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Over there!
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Position-Shift Move...?
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Happo Fire-Burst??!
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What the heck's goin' on??!
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No--!
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Sly ol' lech.
He's got me goin'.
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Tsk, tsk.
We haven't even started.
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He's got a long way to go.
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Happy Pharmacy
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Ranma's crazy.
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Every day he's covered with bruises.
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W-What was that??!
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It's empty--!
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Checkmate!
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Who's there??!
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Not again!
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00:09:58,610 --> 00:10:02,100
Not another
distraction tactic, Saotome?
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00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,680
Take this!
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00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:12,980
It looks like he got away.
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00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:16,120
A cunning wretch.
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00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:19,960
Huh??! Where's my piece,
Saotome??!
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I had checkmate!
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00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,030
You're a cunning panda.
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00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,160
I'm home!
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Something weird
happened to me...!
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00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:34,000
What's that, Akane?
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00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:41,210
Dad! Didn't you hear a strange
sound under the floor?
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00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:48,450
Actually, we just heard suspicious
noises in the garden, too.
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Oh, what's everybody
doing here?
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Grandfather Happosai...!
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Don't get excited.
It's perfectly natural.
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00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:03,070
The participants in
the Secret Demon Festival...
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are gathering in this house.
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- More rice!
- Of course!
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Ranma! You're full of spirit,
aren't you??!
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Good grief!
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His appetite's even better
when he's hurt!
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Quiet, you.
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Anything-Goes School of
Martial-Arts Tip:
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"When injured, eat, eat
and sleep!"
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Ranma, if you should lose...
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00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,280
the Anything-Goes School of
Martial Arts...
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namely, the Tendo Training Hall,
will lose its successor.
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Saotome, let's not
talk about that now!
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No, Tendo! We must discuss it
before the fight--
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It'll be fine!
We've got Akane.
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Right? If Ranma loses, you can
run the school yourself, right?
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00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,560
Th-That's ridiculous!
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00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:15,300
Oh, you want Ranma to take
over the school, after all?
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00:12:15,410 --> 00:12:17,740
Quiet! What's that got to do
with anything??!
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00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,470
Quit arguin'!
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00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:23,520
Thanks for dinner.
I'm gonna get more sleep.
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00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:36,920
Now, Ranma, tonight it's finally
time to test your skills.
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Thanks to your trainin', my body
can withstand hard knocks.
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All right.
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You and I must protect this
until daybreak.
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You cannot lose this
to the enemy.
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Nor, even, can you
let it fall off this roof.
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If that happens, we'll...lose?
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Exactly!
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Any questions?
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- No!
- Fine!
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00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:11,170
Soon a signal will mark the start
of the Secret Demon Festival.
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Be on your guard.
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Ranma...?
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00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:33,860
It's you, Akane?
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- Don't your bruises bother you?
- They're nothin'.
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Are you really going to stake
your future on this fight?
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Ranma...
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00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,350
Kasumi!
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00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:05,890
Are you still awake?
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00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:09,190
I'm sure Ranma will be fine.
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00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:14,130
Go to bed now.
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00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,710
It's festival time!
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Who's the demon tonight?
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- Who's the demon?
- Who's the demon?
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So they've come?
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The fight seems to have begun.
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It seems to have begun.
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00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,870
That's the demon!
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00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:08,010
Who's the new demon?
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He's the new demon.
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00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:13,860
Geez! Where the heck
are they comin' from??!
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00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:20,420
He's leavin' them to me?
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00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:22,090
Interestin'.
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Happosai! Guard the can!
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Take that!
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00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,370
Wha--??!
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Th-They disappeared!
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A c-cat!
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It had to wander here,
of all places...!
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00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:51,460
Shoo! Scram!
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00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:02,400
This ain't no cat!
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00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:06,130
Get away!
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00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:11,180
Sorry, Happosai.
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00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,380
You're still not a demon.
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00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,050
I know!
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00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,080
Are those guys spooky, though?
186
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:23,750
So our methods weren't
enough, after all?
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That's what makes it
interesting.
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That's why he's the demon.
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Blast you, monsters!
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Quit sneakin' around!
Come out and fight fair!
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00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,140
Damn--!
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00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,270
I ain't losin' to them!
193
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,810
Ol' geezer, whip out
some of your tricks!
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00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,380
Hey! Old man!
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00:17:24,850 --> 00:17:27,190
You're asleep??!
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00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:31,020
An' don't come back-k-k!
197
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,630
Rats!
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00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:45,230
Those no good--!
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00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,970
Okay, I'll fight 'em all alone!
200
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,820
It'll be dawn soon.
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00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:03,780
It won't be long now.
Hang on, Ranma.
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00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:14,470
It'll be morning soon!
I gotta finish them off!!
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00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:17,970
I know!
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00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:19,970
I gotcha!!
205
00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:27,170
Geezer! Gimme
the Happo Fire-Burst!
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00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,650
Happo Fire-Burst? Wha' for?
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00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:32,650
Just gimme it!!
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00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:47,190
Just take this!
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00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,120
Saved!
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00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,320
They didn't get this.
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00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,630
You were magnificent,
Son-in-Law.
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00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,830
C-Cologne??!
213
00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:23,200
That's the Son-in-Law.
You did well.
214
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:25,830
You've got real spirit, son.
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00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,770
W-Were you those shadows??!
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00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:35,780
Game over.
Galling, but we lose.
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00:19:35,890 --> 00:19:38,450
You were my foes?
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00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:40,080
That's right.
219
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:43,050
Look, it's daybreak.
220
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:47,020
What a beautiful sunrise.
221
00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:50,660
As if to celebrate your victory.
222
00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:58,540
What a fun night.
223
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:02,010
Quite satisfying, I must say.
224
00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:04,670
Game??!
225
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:08,080
I thought my future
depended on that battle!
226
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:10,350
Future? What do you mean?
227
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:14,320
I see! So Happy's been
spinning tall tales again?
228
00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:20,750
Here! The prize as promised.
Take it.
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00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:25,220
Wha--??!
230
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,600
Happy still wants these things
at his age--!
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00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:35,610
- What an incorrigible old coot!
- Then this battle was--??!
232
00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:41,770
We old friends have an all-night
reunion game every ten years.
233
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:46,380
Your participation made
this year's event very exciting!
234
00:20:46,490 --> 00:20:49,580
Happy was a great organizer
this year.
235
00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:52,920
What an interesting guest
he brought.
236
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,660
That dirty ol' coot!
237
00:20:56,770 --> 00:21:00,930
Toyin' with the fire
of my youth--!
238
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:10,040
I slept like a log!
Is the reunion game over?
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00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:13,040
Oh, sweet!!
240
00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:17,980
And they're mine, all mine!
241
00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:21,690
Why, you old...
242
00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:25,780
That wasn't FUNNY!
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