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C'mon! Put your backs
into it!
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Sure, gotcha.
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"Hit the Target"
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"Goldfish Scoop"
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It broke again.
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Clumsy.
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Then you try it, Nabiki.
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Right!
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Bull's -eye!
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Festival time, festival time!
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Master, stop squirming.
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What fun festivals are!
This is great.
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"Cursed Paintings"
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That looks like fun! Let's go in.
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Come one, come all!
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See 3,000-year-old cursed
pictures from China.
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Now here are three pictures.
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Greatest scary cursed
pictures in world.
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Look carefully. And promise
not to tell anybody.
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Nothing good will happen
if you tell.
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Here is first picture!
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Gimme a takoyaki.
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Coming up!
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Come one, come all!
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My grandfather die one year
after painting this.
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He was 92 year old.
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Second picture!
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My father die three year
after painting this.
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He was 98.
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How frightening.
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But ladies and gentlemen,
this is only beginning--
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You look scarier than
them pictures!
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Get on with it!
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Thank you!
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Pop! Come back--!
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Look, ladies and gentlemen!
My super greatest work!
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Blast you, Pop! Gimme
them takoyaki back!
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Geez...!
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Gah...! The seals!
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This very bad...!
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Wh-What's going on?!
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Something came out of
those pictures.
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What you people do?!
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What terrible thing you do!?
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3,000-year-old cursed pictures.
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They were painted on cursed
hanging scroll...
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with cursed brush and
cursed feelings on cursed day!
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These pictures EXTRA cursed!
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You people broke the seal!
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Then those things were--?
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Cursed masterpieces of my
family's three generations...
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now loose in this world!
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What?
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They outside now!
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"Oh my gosh!"
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What the--?
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What weird beings.
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They appear to be specters
from China.
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Indeed! Let us go.
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Giddyap, Soun!
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Isn't that Dad?
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Father? Good lu-u-uck!
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I shall destroy the monsters.
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Leave this to me!
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Be stron-n-ng!
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Grandfather, too!
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To battle!
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Impudent wretch--!
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Let's go, Ranma!
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The third monster...
Be careful, Ranma!
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I'm fr-e-e-e-e-e!
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Wha--?
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This one my masterpiece!
The third cursed picture!
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This...thing?
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What...is it?
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A panda, of course.
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An abstract drawing?
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More like graffiti.
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How do we get 'em
back in their scrolls?!
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Paste this seal on the
panda's forehead...
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and all the monsters will
return to their scrolls.
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- All three of'em?
- Yes.
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But do this by the Hour of the Ox,
or monsters be free forever!
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Hour of th' Ox?
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Around 2:00 a.m.
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Ah.
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Oh, freedom!
How wonderful it is!
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It was you who freed me,
wasn't it? Thank you.
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Eiyeee!
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I don't want to return
to the scroll! Waaah!
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That a female panda, Mister?
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You got eyes, don't you??
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Just when I'd finally become
free...! Sob, sob, sob.
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All I want is this one night.
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Sob, sob.
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I want a date with a
handsome boyfriend.
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That's my humble little dream.
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I feel kind of sorry for her.
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Seems pretty tame t' me.
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Just one night won't hurt.
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But...
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If you get your wish,
will you go back?
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Yes.
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Hold it.
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You're thinkin' somethin',
I know it.
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Yeah, the same thing you're
thinkin'.
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B-But...!!
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Don't ya feel sorry for her?
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Here's your boyfriend!
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See? A panda,just like you.
Have a good time!
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H-How CRueL!
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My cherished wish can't come true.
Not with that tacky-looking panda.
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But there's nobody else!
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"Don't you feel sorry for her?"
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Why-y-y, you! you! you!
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Get a load of THAT pair.
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Pair of...what?
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Aw, they're having fun.
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Looks like it.
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Bet you're ticked she
stole Ranma from you.
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I am not.
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Here, takoyaki, your favorite.
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Open wide.
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Sweetums? Is it GooD?
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Deelish...
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What a ham.
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Why don't you have some?
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I can't . My mouth doesn't move.
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O-Oh yeah.
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Look! Balloons!
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What color should we get?
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Whichever you like.
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Try and catch me!
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You li'I rascal!
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Come back! Gonna getcha.
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What th' heck am I doin'? !
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What's wrong?
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That's enough fun, right?
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What do you mean?
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Come ba-a-ack!
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Hey!
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Y' got some nerve,
kickin' back.
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Gimme that seal.
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- I lost it.
- What?!
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Drat. Where I leave it?
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Look, you--!
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Ranma-a-a!
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Will you force her back
into the scroll?
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Whaddya mean?
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Convince her to go back
into scroll of own will.
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Me?!
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And do it by 2 a.m., or those
monsters are here forever.
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You--! You--! You--!
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Oh, Ranma-a-a!
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- Fight!
- Father? Good lu-u-uck.
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Put the money in the can, please.
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Now THERE is a giant panda.
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Good luck, Mr. Saotome!
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In the can, please. Thanks.
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What an awesome show!
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A giant spider, giant sorcerer,
an ogre, and a giant priest!
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Like a soft li'I cloud...
What fun.
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Have some.
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Th-Thanks.
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- Is it go-o-o-d?
- S-Sure is.
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I'm happy whenever
you're happy.
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Y-You are?
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He always overdoes it!
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Get a grip, Akane.
She's just a scribbling panda.
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This isn't very mature of you...!
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- What a silly cutie you are.
- You called me "cutie"--!
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It'll never end at this rate.
Here goes.
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- Ranma, can we talk?
- Akane--?!
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- What about our date, Ranma?
- What date?
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Stupid! It's a white lie.
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You've got to make her forget you
and go back to that scroll!
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Ranma, who is that girl?
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Is she your...GiRLFRieND?!
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N-No way! She's too crude
an' ugly for me!
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You never let up, do you?!
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Lucky! What a way to
make a little cash.
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Better keep it going
while I can. --Huh?
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What you said was true,
I hope?
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Wh-What'd I say?
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You said she wasn't
your girlfriend.
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Of course!
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I'm so glad!
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I'm so HaPPY.
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I wish I could stay
like this forever!
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Is he still wasting his time
on that? What a slowpoke.
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N-Nabiki...!
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I'll tell you a better way.
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Here.
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I'm so happy, so happy!
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Nabiki, did you see Ranma?
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Ranma's in the park, giving
the performance of a lifetime.
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I'm so darn sad!
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I can't stand it!!
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What's wrong?
What's happened?
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It kills me t' think that
this happiness won't last!
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What do you mean?
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No matter how much we love each other,
we're panda and human.
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Love between us is impossible.
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We'll have to part!
Sob, sob.
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Gaah!
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True! A human and panda
can never be joined.
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It's not your fault.
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It was tragic fate that
brought us together.
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Oh, Ranma... I understand.
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You...do?
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I'd never do anything
to make things hard for you.
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If it's for you, it wouldn't
bother me, but--
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I understand. Don't say
another word.
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Hey, he's pretty good.
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Sure is.
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Ranma...!
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Ranma-a-a!
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This is better, isn't it?
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Well--
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It's better than a panda.
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And here I never saw it coming.
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So these are the monsters'
true selves?
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A little too much sake.
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Can't do it. I'm pooped.
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Me too, Tendo. Let's go for
a nice, hot soak.
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Thanks for working so
hard, everyone.
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That's her!
the monster's daughter!
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To heck with Ranma!
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Akane!
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Oh! Ranma!
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Akane!
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Help!
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Let go of Akane!
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Akane!
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Save her, Ranma!
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We've used up all our energy!
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Only Ranma can do it.
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Ranma--!
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Chestnuts Roasting
on an Open Fire!
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Ranma!
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Ranma!
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Akane!
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Let me go!
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If you hurt him I swear that I'll--
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Akane!
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I'll...
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I'll go back to the scroll.
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Come, boys!
let's go home.
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I really enjoyed our first date.
250
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We rode the merry-go-round
together.
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The cotton candy, balloons--!
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Thank you, Ranma.
I'll never forget it.
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W-Was it that fun?
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May I ask you for one last thing?
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Sure, why not? I came this far.
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THeN WiLL You GiVe Me a KiSS?
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Hwa?!
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00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,270
Oh, my!
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Big deal, she's just a scribble.
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I've always dreamed of
getting a farewell kiss.
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Now I'll have no regrets.
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Eeee!
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- Now.
- Eee!
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Now. Quickly.
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R-Right.
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Goodbye.
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Will he not go through
with it...?
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Ranma, you're so shy.
Okay, I'll do it!
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Stop!
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00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:04,670
Good girl.
271
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:08,230
Hey--!
272
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:11,170
A head butt?
273
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:18,070
Thank you-u-u! Goodbye-e-e!
274
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:20,640
Did you have fun?
275
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:21,720
Yes!
276
00:20:21,890 --> 00:20:23,380
Let's go home now.
277
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,260
Shieh-shieh, shieh-shieh.
278
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,400
So all she wanted was
a kiss on the forehead.
279
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,160
Good work, son.
280
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,610
Come one, come all.
281
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,140
Look, everyone.
282
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,620
My masterpiece. I now unveil
my newest work of greatness.
283
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,320
Special public debut!
284
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,820
Surprised, everybody?
285
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,830
Oh, my! He added Ranma
to the picture.
286
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,740
And don't they look happy.
287
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:18,400
Do not.
288
00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:25,280
Li'I cutie...!
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