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Grandfather Happosai...

Can't I have some now, Kasumi?

No. The flavor hasn't cooked in yet.

-- Couldn't I just taste it for you? -- No.

Phooey.

Why don't you take a little nap?

This is no fun.

I can't stand it.

Aren't they ready yet, Kasumi?

Not yet.

Oh.

It feels great out here.

Poor soul.

Rest in peace now.

YUMEYA

Master Happosai. Master Happosai?

Who are you?

I am the spirit of the one you kindly buried.

I only did what was right.

I would like to offer a drink to thank you.

Nay, no thanks are necessary.

How happy I am.

Delightful, delightful.

Look at 'im, smirkin' in his sleep.

Still, a nap in the warm sun's not a bad idea.

The beans smell great...

Ol' goat! You're gonna get yours today!

Take this! Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire!

What a weakling!

Look at them, smirking in their sleep. How idiotic!

But it is a nice day.

They look so comfy.

This looks great!

Eat up now, Ranma.

Down the hatch!

Delicious! You were born to cook, Akane.

Oh come on, Ranma!

You're a great cook, clever, sweet-tempered! You sure are cute!

Ranma--!

Wait here. I'll fix you more food!

What's this?!

It's my dream!

Nothin' will do any good, ol' freak!

You fool! This is my dream!

What?!

-- Akane! -- Ranma!! Where are we?!

You're in my dream.

Great Master Happosai's Dream

How come I gotta be in your dream?!

That's right! I want to be in my own dream!

I fell asleep first. The early bird catches the dream.

Sez you!

You dirty--!

It...is the ol' freak's dream, after all.

Hah. This always happens in real life.

If you want a date, write your name, address, and phone number.

Could we really be in Grandfather Happosai's dream?

The guy's got grotesque taste.

Honestly.

Oh no! This is mine!

These're all mine!

Right. From your babyhood diapers on down, I've got them all.

It's a dream collection.

What a pervert.

Oh, yes, Ranma. There's some lingerie you've got to try on.

What?!

Try it on. It's the latest style.

Forget it!

-- Then I'll put it on you!! -- Here, Ranma!

Now he can't make you wear it!

Why can't I turn back into a guy?

You're in my dream. You have no control over it.

Oh yes, while we're at it, let's have Akane try this on, too.

Run, Ranma!

There's no escape. This whole place is my dream.

Damn! I'm gettin' outta the ol' freak's dream!

There's no telling what he'll do to us if we stay!

-- But Akane-- -- What?!

Where're we runnin' to, anyway?

You know, I hadn't thought of that.

Idiot!! You started runnin' without knowing where?!

So?! What about you?!

How should I know?!

How do we get outta here?

Honestly...!

Hey, Akane!

Nabiki's Dream

What's Nabiki's dream doing here?

It's still gotta be better than ol' Happosai's dream.

It's so dark, I can't see anything. Is Nabiki really in here?

What's that?

-- Let's go see! -- Right!

What the heck is it?

There's one here, too.

Could this be the way out?

If you wish to pass, put ¥1,000 in the slot.

Quiet!!

-- Stupid machine! -- Here, now.

Don't try to get out without paying.

Nabiki!

We can't be payin' for every li'l thing!

Well okay, if you don't want to get out of this dream.

You know the way out? Tell us! We'll pay!

¥3,000.

I thought it was ¥1,000?

That was to get past the gate.

This includes the extra information.

-- Here. -- Thank you.

-- So--? -- Go through that gate on the right.

Thanks, Nabiki!

There it is!

-- That was quick! -- We were tricked!

Hey! You make me sound like a double-crosser.

Nabiki!

Ask Grandfather Happosai here.

Nabiki! Won't you massage my shoulders?

Comi-i-ing!

Nabiki, you're not--?

Right. I'm going to stay with Grandfather Happosai in his dream.

Here, Grandfather Happosai, open wide.

Look, Nabiki, cut it out, will you?

It's useless to fight Happosai in his world.

How sensible Nabiki is!

¥3,000 for my services.

Shrewd, too.

Geez.

Ranma!

Why me?! Why can't YOU do it?!

Do you want to stay here forever?

Happosai might try to make you put on lingerie again.

-- Here you go. -- Thank you.

Grandfather Happosai, if you'll wake up, I'll do anything you say.

Truly?!

Of course!

No, I'm happy right here.

It didn't work!!

Nabiki's our only chance.

-- ¥3,000. -- For what?!

Don't you want to know how to get out?

Okay, already!

Business is pretty good here.

Stop fooling around! Show us the real way out this time!

Wouldn't know.

That's rotten!

I don't know. I'm barely surviving in this dream.

Looks like you're doin' pretty good to me!

Give me back my money...!

Hey come on! It's only dream money!

I'll curse you!

Okay, already! Just one tip, then.

What's that?

Knock him out?

Right. Then Happosai will wake up from his dream.

Huh. That's so easy!

You think so?

You're wonderful, Master Happosai!

Rats!

Ouch...!

You'll never do it!

I'm sorry, Grandfather.

Master Happosai!!

We were so close--!

You're all so sweet.

Don't worry. I'll never wake up again.

I'll stay in my dream forever.

Checkmate!

How's that, Saotome?! Can't move, can you?!

You can't...! No fair!

Thanks for coming!

-- Master! -- Where are we?

You're in my dream.

-- In his-- -- Dream?!

-- Excuse me! -- Excuse me!

-- Pain. -- Ow.

I told you, you're in my dream. I control what happens here.

-- Master! -- You must be very tired.

-- Your shoulders are very stiff! -- Your shoulders are very stiff!

You two--!

Ranma?

Wake up, ya dirty ol' coot!

Up, up, up! Can'tcha hear, you--?! Dirty ol' coot!!

That was a close call.

Why didn't you wake Happosai up?!

Somethin' happened!

That was our big chance! You're hopeless!

That's the way, Pop!

Forgive me, Tendo!

Now that I'm winning, I'm getting sleepy.

Glad to see you back!

Why didn't ya wake the ol' freak up?!

Something happened to me, too!

I'll knock that coot out if it kills me!

You guys are so stupid. Don't you get it?

-- There's another way? -- Right. ¥1,000.

-- Here's ¥500. -- You drive a hard bargain.

So--?

Happosai doesn't have to be the one... who gets knocked out.

-- I get it! -- That means I can--

Why'd you move?!

Didn't you hear her say we can knock someone else out?!

I don't want pain!!

Honestly! You're such a weakling.

Akane, will we wake up if we're knocked out in this dream?

Huh? Yes...

But Master doesn't want to wake up from this dream.

Well, look how the girls love him. Sure, he wants to stay.

-- Saotome...! -- Tendo...?

Fortune has finally smiled on us!!

Master, you can't fight back!

You'll awaken if you knock either of us out!

If we're out of this dream, we'll wake you up, Master!

Why're you picking on a weak old man?!

That's the way! Put the ol' coot under!!

Isn't this fun, Saotome?!

I wish I could stay forever!

Wretches!! Stop this!

We did it!

It's the Happo Fire Burst!

We'll be knocked out!

Eat this!

Wha--?

We didn't get knocked out!

You fools! This is my dream!

No matter what you do, I'll never knock you out!

You'll suffer my Happo Fire Burst for all eternity!

Ranma!

-- They just underestimated Happosai. -- But--!

They won't die in a dream.

But--!

Now here's the ultimate Happo Fire Burst!

What's that?!

The beans...

are done.

What a great nap. I feel as though I had a wonderful dream.

Isn't that nice?

Didja enjoy it so much?

I had a pretty nice dream.

-- I'm sure you did, Nabiki! -- Ol' coot!

-- We can't forgive you, Master! -- We can't forgive you, Master!

What's wrong with everybody?! Don't gang up on a weak old man--!

Like you don't know!!

Rest in pieces!

Grandfather Happosai? Don't you want some beans?

I do!