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Grandfather Happosai...
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Can't I have some now, Kasumi?
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No. The flavor hasn't cooked in yet.
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-- Couldn't I just taste it for you?
-- No.
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Phooey.
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Why don't you take a little nap?
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This is no fun.
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I can't stand it.
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Aren't they ready yet, Kasumi?
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Not yet.
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Oh.
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It feels great out here.
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Poor soul.
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Rest in peace now.
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YUMEYA
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Master Happosai. Master Happosai?
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Who are you?
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I am the spirit of the one you kindly buried.
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I only did what was right.
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I would like to offer a drink to thank you.
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Nay, no thanks are necessary.
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How happy I am.
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Delightful, delightful.
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Look at 'im, smirkin' in his sleep.
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Still, a nap in the warm sun's not a bad idea.
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The beans smell great...
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Ol' goat! You're gonna get yours today!
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Take this! Chestnuts Roasting
on an Open Fire!
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What a weakling!
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Look at them, smirking in their sleep.
How idiotic!
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But it is a nice day.
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They look so comfy.
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This looks great!
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Eat up now, Ranma.
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Down the hatch!
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Delicious! You were born to cook, Akane.
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Oh come on, Ranma!
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You're a great cook, clever, sweet-tempered!
You sure are cute!
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Ranma--!
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Wait here. I'll fix you more food!
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What's this?!
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It's my dream!
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Nothin' will do any good, ol' freak!
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You fool! This is my dream!
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What?!
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-- Akane!
-- Ranma!! Where are we?!
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You're in my dream.
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Great Master Happosai's Dream
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How come I gotta be in your dream?!
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That's right! I want to be in my own dream!
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I fell asleep first. The early bird
catches the dream.
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Sez you!
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You dirty--!
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It...is the ol' freak's dream, after all.
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Hah. This always happens in real life.
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If you want a date, write your name,
address, and phone number.
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Could we really be in
Grandfather Happosai's dream?
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The guy's got grotesque taste.
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Honestly.
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Oh no! This is mine!
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These're all mine!
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Right. From your babyhood diapers on down,
I've got them all.
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It's a dream collection.
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What a pervert.
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Oh, yes, Ranma. There's some lingerie
you've got to try on.
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What?!
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Try it on. It's the latest style.
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Forget it!
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-- Then I'll put it on you!!
-- Here, Ranma!
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Now he can't make you wear it!
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Why can't I turn back into a guy?
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You're in my dream.
You have no control over it.
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Oh yes, while we're at it,
let's have Akane try this on, too.
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Run, Ranma!
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There's no escape.
This whole place is my dream.
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Damn! I'm gettin' outta the ol' freak's dream!
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There's no telling what he'll
do to us if we stay!
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-- But Akane--
-- What?!
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Where're we runnin' to, anyway?
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You know, I hadn't thought of that.
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Idiot!! You started runnin'
without knowing where?!
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So?! What about you?!
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How should I know?!
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How do we get outta here?
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Honestly...!
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Hey, Akane!
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Nabiki's Dream
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What's Nabiki's dream doing here?
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It's still gotta be better
than ol' Happosai's dream.
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It's so dark, I can't see anything.
Is Nabiki really in here?
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What's that?
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-- Let's go see!
-- Right!
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What the heck is it?
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There's one here, too.
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Could this be the way out?
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If you wish to pass, put ¥1,000 in the slot.
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Quiet!!
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-- Stupid machine!
-- Here, now.
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Don't try to get out without paying.
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Nabiki!
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We can't be payin' for every li'l thing!
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Well okay, if you don't want
to get out of this dream.
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You know the way out? Tell us! We'll pay!
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¥3,000.
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I thought it was ¥1,000?
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That was to get past the gate.
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This includes the extra information.
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-- Here.
-- Thank you.
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-- So--?
-- Go through that gate on the right.
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Thanks, Nabiki!
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There it is!
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-- That was quick!
-- We were tricked!
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Hey! You make me sound like a double-crosser.
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Nabiki!
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Ask Grandfather Happosai here.
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Nabiki! Won't you massage my shoulders?
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Comi-i-ing!
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Nabiki, you're not--?
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Right. I'm going to stay with
Grandfather Happosai in his dream.
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Here, Grandfather Happosai, open wide.
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Look, Nabiki, cut it out, will you?
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It's useless to fight Happosai in his world.
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How sensible Nabiki is!
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¥3,000 for my services.
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Shrewd, too.
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Geez.
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Ranma!
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Why me?! Why can't YOU do it?!
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Do you want to stay here forever?
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Happosai might try to make you
put on lingerie again.
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-- Here you go.
-- Thank you.
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Grandfather Happosai, if you'll wake up,
I'll do anything you say.
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Truly?!
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Of course!
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No, I'm happy right here.
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It didn't work!!
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Nabiki's our only chance.
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-- ¥3,000.
-- For what?!
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Don't you want to know how to get out?
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Okay, already!
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Business is pretty good here.
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Stop fooling around!
Show us the real way out this time!
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Wouldn't know.
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That's rotten!
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I don't know. I'm barely surviving in this dream.
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Looks like you're doin' pretty good to me!
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Give me back my money...!
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Hey come on! It's only dream money!
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I'll curse you!
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Okay, already! Just one tip, then.
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What's that?
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Knock him out?
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Right. Then Happosai will wake up
from his dream.
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Huh. That's so easy!
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You think so?
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You're wonderful, Master Happosai!
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Rats!
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Ouch...!
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You'll never do it!
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I'm sorry, Grandfather.
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Master Happosai!!
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We were so close--!
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You're all so sweet.
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Don't worry. I'll never wake up again.
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I'll stay in my dream forever.
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Checkmate!
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How's that, Saotome?! Can't move, can you?!
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You can't...! No fair!
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Thanks for coming!
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-- Master!
-- Where are we?
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You're in my dream.
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-- In his--
-- Dream?!
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-- Excuse me!
-- Excuse me!
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-- Pain.
-- Ow.
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I told you, you're in my dream.
I control what happens here.
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-- Master!
-- You must be very tired.
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-- Your shoulders are very stiff!
-- Your shoulders are very stiff!
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You two--!
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Ranma?
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Wake up, ya dirty ol' coot!
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Up, up, up! Can'tcha hear, you--?!
Dirty ol' coot!!
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That was a close call.
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Why didn't you wake Happosai up?!
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Somethin' happened!
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That was our big chance! You're hopeless!
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That's the way, Pop!
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Forgive me, Tendo!
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Now that I'm winning, I'm getting sleepy.
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Glad to see you back!
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Why didn't ya wake the ol' freak up?!
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Something happened to me, too!
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I'll knock that coot out if it kills me!
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You guys are so stupid. Don't you get it?
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-- There's another way?
-- Right. ¥1,000.
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-- Here's ¥500.
-- You drive a hard bargain.
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So--?
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Happosai doesn't have to be the one...
who gets knocked out.
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-- I get it!
-- That means I can--
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Why'd you move?!
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Didn't you hear her say we can
knock someone else out?!
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I don't want pain!!
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Honestly! You're such a weakling.
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Akane, will we wake up if we're
knocked out in this dream?
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Huh? Yes...
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But Master doesn't want to wake up
from this dream.
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Well, look how the girls love him.
Sure, he wants to stay.
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-- Saotome...!
-- Tendo...?
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Fortune has finally smiled on us!!
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Master, you can't fight back!
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You'll awaken if you knock either of us out!
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If we're out of this dream,
we'll wake you up, Master!
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Why're you picking on a weak old man?!
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00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:35,300
That's the way! Put the ol' coot under!!
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Isn't this fun, Saotome?!
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I wish I could stay forever!
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Wretches!! Stop this!
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We did it!
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It's the Happo Fire Burst!
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We'll be knocked out!
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Eat this!
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Wha--?
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We didn't get knocked out!
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You fools! This is my dream!
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00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:21,590
No matter what you do,
I'll never knock you out!
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You'll suffer my Happo Fire Burst for all eternity!
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00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:38,740
Ranma!
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00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:43,320
-- They just underestimated Happosai.
-- But--!
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They won't die in a dream.
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But--!
230
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Now here's the ultimate Happo Fire Burst!
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00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,270
What's that?!
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The beans...
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are done.
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What a great nap. I feel
as though I had a wonderful dream.
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Isn't that nice?
236
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:56,410
Didja enjoy it so much?
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I had a pretty nice dream.
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00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:03,260
-- I'm sure you did, Nabiki!
-- Ol' coot!
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-- We can't forgive you, Master!
-- We can't forgive you, Master!
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What's wrong with everybody?!
Don't gang up on a weak old man--!
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Like you don't know!!
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Rest in pieces!
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Grandfather Happosai?
Don't you want some beans?
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I do!
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