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Hello, everybody!
Harry Doyle here
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welcoming
all you Wahoo maniacs
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to theyear's
first session of Tribe Talk.
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As you know,
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the Indians had
a Cinderella season last year.
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Despite the fact
that toxic owner Rachel Phelps
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wanted the team to lose
so she could move it to Florida,
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the Indians won
the American League East
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for the first time
since divisional play began.
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Rachel's gone now,
thank God,
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having sold the team
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to retired Indian third baseman
Roger Dorn,
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after a long, hard-fought
series of negotiations.
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I might be willing
to go as high as 100.
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120.
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120? You just
started at 110.
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130.
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Rachel,
this isn't fair.
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140.
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130.
150.
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We'll take it.
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Oh, you're good, Dorn.
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Even with Dorn
in the owner's box,
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the Indians
are solid favorites
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to repeat in the East
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and go all the way
to the World Series.
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And why not?
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Look at the lineup
we have coming back.
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First of all,
the Cuban Crusher,
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the voodoo man
with the bad attitude,
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Pedro Cerrano.
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Even though his training methods
were a little unusual,
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Pedro finished
in the top five
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in homers, RBIs,
slugging percentage,
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and total baldness.
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Also back
is center fielder
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Willie Mays Hayes,
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who came out of nowhere
to lead the league
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in great catches
and stolen bases.
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We're told he starred in an action movie
during the off-season,
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where he not only
did his own stunts,
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but even his own acting,
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and don't forget catcher
and team leader
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Jake Taylor.
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Despite chronic knee problems,
he had a fine season,
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and beat out the bunt
that drove in the run
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that won
the division title.
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And finally, one of
the brightest young stars
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in the game today-
Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn.
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Vaughn began the season
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in the uniform
of the California Penal League
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and had some control problems
early on.
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But with the help
of a pair of black horn-rims,
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he went on
to set a major league record
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for strikeouts
in one season
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by an ex-car thief.
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All in all, things couldn't be
looking better for the Tribe.
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Guys! Guys!
We signed Jack Parkman!
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- Parkman? - We signed
Parkman! - Alright!
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- Hey, you can add 42 homers to our lineup.
- At least.
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Guys, this is theyear
we go all the way.
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All the way!
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All the way! All the way!
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All the way!
All the way! All the way!
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Listen. Sounds like a Harley.
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It's got to be him.
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Wild thing
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You make my heart sing
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False alarm.
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Whoa. Look at that.
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Hi, gang.
How's it going?
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Appreciate you all coming out.
Good to see you.
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Yeah. Nice outfits.
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Those haircuts are cute.
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Benny, I thought
you were still in jail.
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I escaped.
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That-a-boy.
What do you say, big guy?
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See you in the show
some day.
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Cute? Say it ain't so, Rick.
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Yeah, right.
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Ahh.
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Jake, how you doing?
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Fine.
Good to see you again, Lou.
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How's the leg?
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Good. Good.
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Feel like a kid
again, Skip.
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Good. There's a rookie in camp
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I'm gonna need your help
with for a couple of weeks. Baker!
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Jake, this here
is Rube Baker.
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I want you to help him
with a little problem he has.
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Alright.
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Mr. Taylor, uh, ooh!
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I- I knew you know
from which you speak.
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I'm sure you can help me
with my problem,
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which I'm bound to beat,
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because there ain't no odds
against being yourself
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no matterwhat
the percentages are.
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Let me ask you
something, uh, Rube?
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I bet you're wondering
how I get the nickname Rube.
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No, I got a pretty good idea
how that happened.
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What exactly
is your problem?
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Well, uh...
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Hell, that's the biggest
damn car I ever saw.
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Everything I do
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Got to be funky
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Everything I do
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People, now
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Got to be funky
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Honey, take a picture.
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Say,Jake!
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Hey, Willie!
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If you ain't careful
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You just might get
some funk on you
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Who are they?
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They are
our center fielder.
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Oh.
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What's up?
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Hey, hey, Willie!
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What's up?
Hey, welcome back.
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Nice little do there.
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What, you running
for office?
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No, I'm just trying
to clean up my act.
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Can't play the street punk
when you're making 7 figures, you know?
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Who's that?
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It's got to be Parkman,
our new free agent. Nice jacket.
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Come on.
Let's check it out.
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Say, Parkman,
I just wanted to say
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that even though we're competing
for the same position,
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I'm glad they signed you.
You're a good ball player.
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Cut the crap, Taylor.
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I don't like you.
You don't like me.
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I just hope you don't blame
your bum knees when I take your job.
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You want me
to bean him?
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I'll just beat him out
for the job.
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"Avoid spraying
toward open flame.
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Contents under pressure.
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Shake can before use. "
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" Press-" What?
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Jeez... I-I'm sorry,
Mister... Cerrano.
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I, uh, just...
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You are forgiven.
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I love you all!
Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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Jake.
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Lou.
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My great and good friends.
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How you doing?
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You OK, Pedro?
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OK?
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I free and clear.
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Did he say free and queer?
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Clear.
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Free of anger and hostility that
run Cerrano's life.
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Meditation is key.
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Five months under
Master Hawa Masasuri.
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No more voodoo,
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just much peace
and wideness of love.
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At one with all.
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Whoo! Get up there, baby.
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It's beautiful, man.
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Ohh...
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Awoo!
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Fore!
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370.
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Whoopee.
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Hey, Hayes,
what are you doing?
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Going deep.
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I buffed up this winter.
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You needed to to wear
all that jewelry.
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Just remember,
you're our lead-off man.
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You're paid to get on base,
not try to hit home runs.
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Keep the ball
on the ground.
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That's enough
for the first day.
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After five pitches?
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Say, what was that last pitch
you threw me?
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I call it
the Eliminator.
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It's a combination
screwball/split finger.
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You name
your pitches now?
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Yeah. Sort of
a marketing thing,
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You know,
like Nolan Ryan's Express.
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I'm also working on
a forkball/slider combination.
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Well, whatever happened
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to the boring, old
96-mile-an-hour fastball?
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The Terminator?
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Whatever.
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It'll be there
when I need it.
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Jake, I don't want to become
one of these one-year phenoms
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who burns himself out
throwing nothing but gas.
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I got to start thinking
in terms of a career, not just a season.
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You workwith Rube
on his little problem yet?
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Now step and throw!
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Put it down again.
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He looks pretty
sharp to me.
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What exactly
is his problem?
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Doggone it!
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Jeez, Louise!
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Uh, Duke...
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Rube...
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what's going
through your head
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just before you throw the ball back
to the pitcher?
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I'm thinking,
"I don't want to screw this up. "
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What are you thinking
when you throw a strike
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to nail a runner
down at second base?
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I'm not thinking nothing.
I just throw it.
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You see what
I'm getting at?
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You want the pitcher to pitch
from second base?
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Aw...
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Ifwe walk somebody,
this guy's going to
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turn it into an inside-the-park
home run.
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Yeah. Whoa.
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What's this,
your first spring babe, Vaughn?
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Who, her? No.
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There she is.
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Ooh-whee!
Suggie-dug it now.
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Excuse me, gentlemen.
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Hi, baby.
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Hey, Flan, how are you?
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- Good to see you.
- You, too.
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Good news. The General Cereals
people are interested...
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The money's gone
to his head.
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Yeah.
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Let's go take a ride
in my limo.
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There it is, man.
Watch this.
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Hey.
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Unh!
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Aah!
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Willie Mays Hayes is...
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Ha ha ha!
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Jesse "The Body" Ventura
is...
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Together,
they're taking on the mob.
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Mine fell
the hardest.
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Mine are
the deadest.
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These guys
play for keeps.
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Coming to a theater
near you.
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That spot didn't show
the real dramatic parts,
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like where they kill my boa constrictor
and I vow revenge.
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Oh.
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Hey, you're limping.
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A little.
What about you?
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Yeah, well, I'm a broken-down,
has-been catcher.
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You're our
lead-off man.
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I sprained my knee doing a stunt
for the flick.
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Ohh.
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Don't worry, though.
I'm going to be fine by opening day.
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Besides,
I'm a power hitter now.
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What do you call
that garbage?
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That's the Eliminator.
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- The Eliminator?
- I got a new one I'll showya.
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If you get a piece of it,
I'll let you name it.
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I'd, uh, call it
The Masturbator.
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Excellent pitch, man.
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Cerrano fool,
but ball and blue sky-
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beautiful,
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like lonely snowflake.
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Just pretend
the pitcher's the second baseman.
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Uh!
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Aah!
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Aah! Oh,Jeez!
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Goldarn it to heck!
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Shoot.
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00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:33,623
I couldn't hit sand
if fell off a camel.
262
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:36,626
Criminelli, they're going
to send me back to Omaha,
263
00:15:36,709 --> 00:15:39,254
and I don't
even live there!
264
00:15:39,337 --> 00:15:41,464
I'm gone.
I'm buzzard bait.
265
00:15:41,589 --> 00:15:43,508
They're gonna cut me.
266
00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:45,593
I know they're
gonna cut me.
267
00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:47,011
Cripes!
268
00:15:47,303 --> 00:15:52,850
Rube, you look at Playboy
all the time, don't you?
269
00:15:52,934 --> 00:15:55,395
No, I don't
just look at it.
270
00:15:55,478 --> 00:15:56,771
I- I read
the articles.
271
00:15:56,854 --> 00:15:57,939
Yeah, sure you do.
272
00:15:58,064 --> 00:16:00,775
I do. I especially like
where they tell you
273
00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:02,819
what the girls'
interests are,
274
00:16:02,902 --> 00:16:05,321
you know, like Betsy loves
surfing, gardening,
275
00:16:05,405 --> 00:16:06,489
and working
on motorcycles.
276
00:16:06,614 --> 00:16:09,701
You memorize them?
277
00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:11,786
Yep, I guess I do.
278
00:16:11,869 --> 00:16:14,038
Bingo.
279
00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:15,790
Huh?
280
00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:25,258
Just do what
I told you, OK?
281
00:16:28,761 --> 00:16:31,848
Could you throw that back
to the pitcher, please?
282
00:16:34,475 --> 00:16:36,311
Thank you.
283
00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:43,693
Louise teaches aerobics
and loves short shorts,
284
00:16:43,818 --> 00:16:46,946
unicorns, and reruns
of Three's Company.
285
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:48,615
Her favorite sports are...
286
00:16:48,698 --> 00:16:49,657
High!
287
00:16:49,699 --> 00:16:52,785
Air hockey, checkers,
288
00:16:52,869 --> 00:16:56,998
and calf-roping.
Whoo! Yeah!
289
00:17:04,547 --> 00:17:07,050
Wow. Willie's really
got some power.
290
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,719
Off a guywho'll be bagging groceries
in a couple weeks.
291
00:17:23,024 --> 00:17:24,025
Ah! Unh!
292
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:28,363
Ooh.
293
00:17:28,446 --> 00:17:30,740
It must be tough
to be old.
294
00:17:37,747 --> 00:17:39,374
You're out!
295
00:17:41,584 --> 00:17:42,877
Hey!
296
00:17:45,088 --> 00:17:48,341
- Cool play, man. I love it!
- Huh?
297
00:17:57,475 --> 00:17:59,394
Damn.
298
00:18:04,774 --> 00:18:08,528
One moreyear.
299
00:18:08,611 --> 00:18:12,031
Yes.
300
00:18:12,282 --> 00:18:15,034
Rube, what are
you doing?
301
00:18:17,287 --> 00:18:18,496
Ifthere's a red tag
in there,
302
00:18:18,621 --> 00:18:19,998
that means
I'm outta here, right?
303
00:18:20,123 --> 00:18:23,418
Uh-huh.
There's always nextyear.
304
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:24,669
Yeah. What the hell.
305
00:18:24,794 --> 00:18:26,963
My momma always said
it's better to eat shit
306
00:18:27,088 --> 00:18:29,257
than not eat at all.
307
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:31,926
In the minor leagues you'll play
every day, and think of all the-
308
00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:35,597
I made the team.
I made the team! We did it!
309
00:18:37,974 --> 00:18:39,934
Pedro,
guess what, man-
310
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:43,062
I'm on the rooster.
311
00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:46,941
This team has completely
lost its focus.
312
00:18:49,944 --> 00:18:52,530
You think April is too early
for a Roger Dorn night?
313
00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:54,490
Ahh...
314
00:18:54,616 --> 00:18:57,785
Uh, Lou-
Oh, hi, Roger.
315
00:18:57,827 --> 00:19:00,455
I just want to say
I think carrying three catchers
316
00:19:00,538 --> 00:19:03,333
is probably
a good idea.
317
00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:06,711
Hold it a second,
Jake.
318
00:19:06,836 --> 00:19:11,341
Jake, you're a very valuable part
of this organization.
319
00:19:11,466 --> 00:19:13,051
The way you helped that kid
with his problem-
320
00:19:13,343 --> 00:19:15,929
that was, uh, impressive.
321
00:19:16,012 --> 00:19:17,555
Well, he's got some talent.
322
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:19,641
I guess with a little patience,
he might even become a ball player.
323
00:19:19,766 --> 00:19:22,435
What Dorn's trying
to say,Jake,
324
00:19:22,518 --> 00:19:25,980
is we're not carrying
three catchers.
325
00:19:26,105 --> 00:19:29,567
We'd like you
to stay on as a coach.
326
00:19:29,692 --> 00:19:31,319
We're gonna need you.
327
00:19:35,365 --> 00:19:38,326
You'll make
a great coach,Jake.
328
00:19:38,409 --> 00:19:41,746
Dorn, I'm not a coach,
I'm a ball player.
329
00:19:41,871 --> 00:19:43,748
Why don't you just find
some poor schmuck
330
00:19:43,873 --> 00:19:45,333
with his belly hanging
over his belt
331
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:49,379
and pastrami sticking
out of his mouth?
332
00:19:49,504 --> 00:19:51,839
I'm done with baseball.
333
00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:58,263
Called everywhere.
Nobody's looking for
334
00:19:58,388 --> 00:20:02,517
a 41-year-old
catcherwith bad knees.
335
00:20:02,642 --> 00:20:05,019
It's not like you don't
have other options.
336
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:08,022
Alan Bellows wants you
to join his brokerage firm.
337
00:20:11,401 --> 00:20:12,777
And Jack Pursoff
wants me to head up
338
00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:14,487
one of his Pepsi
distributorships.
339
00:20:14,571 --> 00:20:16,281
And you'd be
close to home.
340
00:20:16,406 --> 00:20:20,743
Yeah, and I'd make a hell of a lot
more money than I would as a coach.
341
00:20:20,868 --> 00:20:23,746
So what ifl never made it
to a World Series.
342
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:28,293
Well, I think it's pretty obvious
what you ought to do.
343
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:42,307
Uh...
344
00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:48,605
I'll tell Dorn I begged you
to come back.
345
00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:54,068
Thanks, Skip.
346
00:20:57,989 --> 00:20:58,948
Hey.
347
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,074
How you doing?
348
00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:02,285
Hola, how you doing, man?
349
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:03,912
How you doing?
350
00:21:04,037 --> 00:21:06,748
Alright. Alright.
Alright.
351
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:09,417
Hi, Flan.
How are you?
352
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,753
I hope you don't mind,
but I've set up a photo op
353
00:21:11,836 --> 00:21:13,004
with an inner-city
youth group.
354
00:21:13,296 --> 00:21:14,422
You mean a gang?
355
00:21:14,505 --> 00:21:15,757
No problem,
I used to be in one.
356
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,342
Actually, I was in four or five.
357
00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:19,260
No, darling.
These are first-time offenders
358
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:20,845
they're trying
to keep out of gangs.
359
00:21:20,970 --> 00:21:21,930
All you have to do is
360
00:21:22,013 --> 00:21:23,973
pose with one
of the juvenile hall kids
361
00:21:24,057 --> 00:21:25,350
and the education director.
362
00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:29,687
Do we really have
to do this now?
363
00:21:29,812 --> 00:21:31,481
Are you kidding?
364
00:21:31,606 --> 00:21:33,650
It doesn't hurt to show you have
a social conscience,
365
00:21:33,775 --> 00:21:36,277
that you're giving something back
to the community.
366
00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:38,696
You'll be fine.
367
00:21:45,787 --> 00:21:46,663
Hi, Rick.
368
00:21:46,788 --> 00:21:48,915
Nikki, how are you?
369
00:21:48,998 --> 00:21:51,459
Fine.
370
00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:53,878
This is Frankie.
He's one of my students.
371
00:21:54,003 --> 00:21:57,382
He won room inspection five days
in a row to be in this picture.
372
00:21:57,507 --> 00:21:59,550
You could eat prime rib
off my floor.
373
00:21:59,676 --> 00:22:01,970
Way to go, Frankie.
374
00:22:02,053 --> 00:22:04,597
Just a minute, Rick.
He has a problem with his flash.
375
00:22:04,681 --> 00:22:06,891
Is that your new girlfriend?
376
00:22:06,975 --> 00:22:09,477
Yeah. She's also my agent.
377
00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:12,438
Major babe.
378
00:22:12,522 --> 00:22:15,441
Does she like riding
on your Harley?
379
00:22:15,525 --> 00:22:16,651
Is this thing gonna
happen orwhat?
380
00:22:16,734 --> 00:22:17,819
Ready to go.
381
00:22:19,862 --> 00:22:22,448
Don't tell me
you sold the Harley.
382
00:22:22,532 --> 00:22:24,492
Flannery has
been great for me.
383
00:22:24,534 --> 00:22:26,327
I'm not the bum
I used to be.
384
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:28,288
I kind of liked
the bum you used to be.
385
00:22:28,371 --> 00:22:29,706
OK, that's it.
Thanks a lot.
386
00:22:29,789 --> 00:22:31,332
Great.
387
00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,251
Take care, Frankie.
388
00:22:33,376 --> 00:22:34,460
So long, kids.
389
00:22:34,544 --> 00:22:35,503
Bye! See you!
390
00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,380
See you, Nikki.
391
00:22:37,463 --> 00:22:38,881
Hey, uh, Rick?
392
00:22:39,007 --> 00:22:40,800
I thought you might
want this back.
393
00:22:40,883 --> 00:22:43,553
You left it
at my apartment.
394
00:22:46,472 --> 00:22:51,019
I don't have much use
for it now, but thanks.
395
00:22:51,311 --> 00:22:52,770
See you, Rick.
396
00:22:54,522 --> 00:22:56,900
So long, Nikki.
397
00:23:03,573 --> 00:23:05,575
Come on.
398
00:23:06,868 --> 00:23:10,079
Alrighty, folks,
I'd have to say my next guest
399
00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:12,373
is about the closest thing
baseball has to a rock star.
400
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:14,459
Please welcome,
from the Cleveland indians
401
00:23:14,584 --> 00:23:16,419
Rick "The Wild Thing" Vaughn.
402
00:23:30,892 --> 00:23:32,852
Now, let's get
right to it here.
403
00:23:32,936 --> 00:23:34,896
This whole
"Wild Thing" label
404
00:23:34,979 --> 00:23:36,773
that you've been
saddled with
405
00:23:36,898 --> 00:23:39,484
this has led a lot
of people to believe
406
00:23:39,609 --> 00:23:41,986
that, like, you're
borderline scary
407
00:23:42,111 --> 00:23:43,738
like, you're a psycho-guy,
but you seem pretty straight.
408
00:23:43,863 --> 00:23:45,365
Yeah.
409
00:23:45,448 --> 00:23:47,367
So where does this
reputation come from?
410
00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:49,911
From what I've read
you were mixed-up as a kid
411
00:23:49,994 --> 00:23:53,039
with the cops- is that something
you want to talk about?
412
00:23:53,289 --> 00:23:55,458
- No.
- Sure.
413
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:59,379
I saw this new Corvette.
Took it for a drive.
414
00:23:59,462 --> 00:24:01,756
Just kind of boys-being-boys
kind of thing.
415
00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:03,508
Through four states.
416
00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:06,928
Four states?
That's a lot.
417
00:24:07,011 --> 00:24:08,805
It ended
in a high-speed chase.
418
00:24:08,888 --> 00:24:12,267
Up there around 140
orso.
419
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:15,687
When I got out of the car,
the cop had a real attitude.
420
00:24:16,896 --> 00:24:18,731
Theywere gonna throw
the book at me
421
00:24:18,815 --> 00:24:20,358
but my cousin dates a judge
in Colorado.
422
00:24:21,651 --> 00:24:23,278
He's a transvestite.
423
00:24:26,614 --> 00:24:28,491
The judge or your cousin?
424
00:24:28,616 --> 00:24:30,785
The judge.
425
00:24:30,827 --> 00:24:33,955
Oh! Um, let's take
a little break.
426
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,624
More with, uh, Rick,
right after this.
427
00:24:42,672 --> 00:24:44,841
It's cool, it's overcast,
428
00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:45,925
and it's foggy...
429
00:24:46,009 --> 00:24:48,386
on opening day
here in Cleveland.
430
00:24:48,469 --> 00:24:50,388
Hello again, everyone.
I'm Harry Doyle
431
00:24:50,471 --> 00:24:53,725
along with my good friend
and partner Monte what's-his-name,
432
00:24:53,808 --> 00:24:56,978
giving a big Wahoo welcome
to all the Cleveland faithful.
433
00:24:57,061 --> 00:24:59,689
It's a brand-new season
and a new team spirit
434
00:24:59,814 --> 00:25:01,858
as novice owner Roger Dorn
435
00:25:01,983 --> 00:25:04,986
has made two very savvy
front-office moves-
436
00:25:05,278 --> 00:25:07,906
acquiring free-agent
sluggerJack Parkman
437
00:25:08,031 --> 00:25:09,866
and announcing
his own retirement,
438
00:25:09,991 --> 00:25:12,493
eliminating a huge hole
at third base.
439
00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:15,330
Hell, no. Not a great spring-
3 and 24.
440
00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:17,832
Sowhat? They had a bad spring.
441
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,751
They did the same
thing lastyear.
442
00:25:19,876 --> 00:25:23,504
The important thing is that Parkman
and Hayes are killing the ball.
443
00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:25,924
Cerrano, he's lying
in the weeds.
444
00:25:26,007 --> 00:25:28,426
Vaughn, he's off
to a slow start,
445
00:25:28,509 --> 00:25:30,053
but look out.
446
00:25:30,303 --> 00:25:31,220
They're going to erupt.
447
00:25:31,304 --> 00:25:32,430
They're gonna bust loose.
448
00:25:32,555 --> 00:25:35,516
They're gonna do it.
They're gonna bust loose.
449
00:25:35,642 --> 00:25:37,018
They're a powder keg.
Juggernaut.
450
00:25:39,312 --> 00:25:40,730
Getting close now,
451
00:25:40,813 --> 00:25:42,398
as the Indians begin
their drive
452
00:25:42,523 --> 00:25:43,942
for a world championship
453
00:25:44,067 --> 00:25:46,361
against the hated
Chicago White Sox,
454
00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:47,779
who swept the Tribe
455
00:25:47,904 --> 00:25:50,865
right out of
the playoffs lastyear.
456
00:25:50,990 --> 00:25:52,700
And listen to the roar
of the crowd
457
00:25:52,825 --> 00:25:55,745
as the Indians
take the field.
458
00:26:01,709 --> 00:26:03,962
Mow 'em down,
Wild Thing!
459
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,257
Did you ever have
that feeling
460
00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:11,052
you were just born
for greatness?
461
00:26:12,595 --> 00:26:14,847
RickVaughn
gets the starting call today.
462
00:26:14,931 --> 00:26:17,267
We're told he matured
a lot over the winter.
463
00:26:17,350 --> 00:26:18,893
Apparently,
he's bathing now.
464
00:26:19,018 --> 00:26:20,562
Congratulations, Rick.
465
00:26:20,687 --> 00:26:23,481
As you know, Monte, Vaughn's been
working on a couple of new pitches-
466
00:26:23,606 --> 00:26:25,650
The Eliminator
and The Humiliator-
467
00:26:25,775 --> 00:26:27,735
to complement his fastball,
The Terminator.
468
00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:29,028
I heard that.
469
00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:31,322
Dynamite drop-in,
Monte.
470
00:26:31,447 --> 00:26:33,366
That broadcast school
has really paid off.
471
00:26:33,449 --> 00:26:34,993
We're ready for the opening pitch.
472
00:26:35,118 --> 00:26:36,995
Vaughn winds and fires.
473
00:26:37,287 --> 00:26:39,747
It's a strike.
And we're underway.
474
00:26:39,872 --> 00:26:42,584
Alright, Rickey!
Good job. Great pitch, man.
475
00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:44,502
Great pitch.
Do it again!
476
00:26:44,627 --> 00:26:47,463
Come on. Let's see it.
Guywas toast.
477
00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:49,465
Yeah?
478
00:26:50,717 --> 00:26:52,677
Vaugh winds
for the 0-2 pitch.
479
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,637
Called strike 3!
480
00:26:54,721 --> 00:26:56,639
Called strike 6!
481
00:26:56,723 --> 00:26:59,350
Called strike 9!
Inning over!
482
00:26:59,434 --> 00:27:01,477
Yeah!
Alright!
483
00:27:01,603 --> 00:27:03,479
Break out
the champagne!
484
00:27:03,563 --> 00:27:05,064
It's in the bag.
485
00:27:05,315 --> 00:27:08,484
The fat lady has
left the building!
486
00:27:08,610 --> 00:27:10,486
So Vaughn sets down
the White Sox
487
00:27:10,570 --> 00:27:11,821
in the top of the first.
488
00:27:11,946 --> 00:27:13,740
Willie Mays Hayes
steps in.
489
00:27:13,823 --> 00:27:15,575
Hayes had a great spring,
490
00:27:15,658 --> 00:27:17,577
adding the long ball
to his speed.
491
00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:22,457
Now batting... double 0-
Willie Mays Hayes.
492
00:27:22,498 --> 00:27:25,376
Willie swinging
his shillelagh at the plate.
493
00:27:25,501 --> 00:27:27,629
And Hayes
is calling his shot!
494
00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:30,381
He's pointing toward
the left field bleachers.
495
00:27:30,506 --> 00:27:32,842
Alright, Willie!
Right here, Willie!
496
00:27:32,926 --> 00:27:34,761
What's he pointing at?
497
00:27:34,844 --> 00:27:37,263
What? Does he know
someone up there?
498
00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:40,725
Hayes ready
at the plate!
499
00:27:40,808 --> 00:27:42,560
Alaino into his windup
and the pitch.
500
00:27:42,644 --> 00:27:44,812
Here's a swing and a drive
to left and deep.
501
00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:47,899
Way back... Belmonti racing
toward the wall.
502
00:27:48,024 --> 00:27:49,651
This one has a chance.
503
00:27:49,776 --> 00:27:51,486
It's going... going...
504
00:27:51,569 --> 00:27:54,822
not quite gone.
505
00:27:54,864 --> 00:27:56,407
Heh heh.
506
00:27:56,532 --> 00:27:57,492
That had to be the wind.
507
00:27:57,575 --> 00:27:59,869
It must've been the wind.
508
00:27:59,953 --> 00:28:01,537
Top of the 3rd now.
509
00:28:01,663 --> 00:28:02,997
Vaughn's been in trouble
a couple of times,
510
00:28:03,039 --> 00:28:04,999
but has held
the White Sox
511
00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:06,918
with his new assortment
of breaking stuff.
512
00:28:07,043 --> 00:28:09,963
Humiliator lined to left,
a base hit.
513
00:28:12,048 --> 00:28:16,386
Eliminator lined to right,
another base hit.
514
00:28:16,469 --> 00:28:19,973
There's some real puss
lined to center.
515
00:28:20,056 --> 00:28:22,267
Termini's
coming around third.
516
00:28:22,392 --> 00:28:23,393
The throw
is cut off.
517
00:28:23,518 --> 00:28:24,686
He'll score.
518
00:28:24,811 --> 00:28:26,729
And it's 1-0,
White Sox.
519
00:28:30,441 --> 00:28:31,568
What?
520
00:28:31,693 --> 00:28:32,569
What?
521
00:28:32,694 --> 00:28:34,070
They're hammering
this slow crap.
522
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,656
Think your arm
could stand the strain
523
00:28:36,739 --> 00:28:37,949
of throwing this guy
a fastball?
524
00:28:38,074 --> 00:28:40,702
Look, I'll throw it.
You just make sure you catch it.
525
00:28:40,827 --> 00:28:43,913
I will if
it ever gets to me.
526
00:28:44,038 --> 00:28:46,374
God knows what Vaughn's
going to throw next.
527
00:28:46,457 --> 00:28:48,251
He's running out of names.
528
00:28:48,334 --> 00:28:49,794
That'll bring up
Hank Shaw,
529
00:28:49,919 --> 00:28:52,880
who led the Sox in home runs
and RBIs lastyear.
530
00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:55,758
I don't know how this guy keeps
his mind on baseball,
531
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,802
what, with all
the paternity suits and all.
532
00:28:57,927 --> 00:28:59,262
I think those are
parking tickets.
533
00:28:59,345 --> 00:29:00,263
Yeah.
534
00:29:02,765 --> 00:29:05,435
Vaughn has his
sign and comes set,
535
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,478
checks the runner
at second.
536
00:29:07,604 --> 00:29:08,771
Here's the pitch
to Shaw.
537
00:29:08,897 --> 00:29:11,649
Swung on and belted
into deep right field.
538
00:29:11,774 --> 00:29:13,735
Back goes Cerrano.
539
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:15,820
He'll need a rocket up his ass
to catch this one.
540
00:29:15,945 --> 00:29:18,072
That baby is out of here.
541
00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:19,449
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
542
00:29:19,574 --> 00:29:21,951
That looked like
The Terminator, only slower.
543
00:29:22,076 --> 00:29:23,953
Maybe it was
his Out-Of-Stater,
544
00:29:24,078 --> 00:29:25,788
or it could've been
The Hibernator.
545
00:29:25,914 --> 00:29:28,791
That baby is definitely
going away for the winter.
546
00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,460
Whatever forVaughn,
547
00:29:30,585 --> 00:29:32,462
it might be
see-you-later.
548
00:29:32,587 --> 00:29:35,423
He's probably going
to become a... spectator.
549
00:29:37,759 --> 00:29:40,511
Didn't have much
on that one.
550
00:29:40,637 --> 00:29:43,306
4-0, Chicago.
Hayes at the plate.
551
00:29:43,389 --> 00:29:45,475
And he's calling it again!
552
00:29:47,644 --> 00:29:50,021
Come on, Willie!
This time for sure!
553
00:29:50,104 --> 00:29:52,857
Aw, forget that!
Put the ball on the ground!
554
00:29:55,485 --> 00:29:57,403
Alaino looking
in for the sign
555
00:29:57,487 --> 00:29:59,864
and goes into
his windup.
556
00:29:59,989 --> 00:30:02,283
Here's the swing
and a drive to deep left.
557
00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:03,826
It could go this time!
558
00:30:03,952 --> 00:30:05,954
Yes! Yes!
559
00:30:06,037 --> 00:30:08,831
Belmonti back
to the wall again. Way back!
560
00:30:08,915 --> 00:30:10,792
Come on!
Come to papa!
561
00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:12,418
And it is...
562
00:30:12,502 --> 00:30:13,503
Come to papa!
563
00:30:13,586 --> 00:30:16,005
Caught!
564
00:30:16,089 --> 00:30:18,633
You were lucky, Belmonti!
565
00:30:18,758 --> 00:30:21,261
Of course, he could be pointing
at the left fielder.
566
00:30:24,639 --> 00:30:29,227
Bottom of the 6th. Jack Parkman
stepping in with runners at the corners.
567
00:30:29,352 --> 00:30:31,604
Parkman with two hits
already today.
568
00:30:31,688 --> 00:30:34,399
Martinez leads away
from first,
569
00:30:34,524 --> 00:30:36,568
Warren from third.
570
00:30:36,651 --> 00:30:38,695
Parkman doing
his little shimmy.
571
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:41,364
It drives the women here
in Cleveland crazy.
572
00:30:41,489 --> 00:30:44,576
Vargas, the little left-hander,
set at the belt.
573
00:30:44,701 --> 00:30:46,369
Here's the pitch.
574
00:30:46,494 --> 00:30:49,330
Parkman swings and drives
one to deep left center.
575
00:30:49,372 --> 00:30:51,708
It looks like
he got it all!
576
00:30:51,791 --> 00:30:53,668
It is good-bye,
Mr. Rawlings!
577
00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:57,589
And the Indians
pull to within 1 at 4-3.
578
00:30:59,841 --> 00:31:02,844
Way to go,Jack!
I bought him.
579
00:31:02,927 --> 00:31:05,388
Welcome
to NewJack City!
580
00:31:05,513 --> 00:31:06,890
I told you this guy
would make a difference.
581
00:31:13,062 --> 00:31:15,690
- Jacksonville!
- Jack the Ripper!
582
00:31:15,815 --> 00:31:18,860
- Jumpin'Jack Flash!
- Jack attack!
583
00:31:18,985 --> 00:31:21,529
I used to hate Parkman
when he was with the A's.
584
00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:25,241
It's amazing how a new uniform
can change your attitude about a guy.
585
00:31:26,743 --> 00:31:28,870
He's still a Dick.
586
00:31:35,585 --> 00:31:36,794
Last of the 9th.
587
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,630
2 outs and a tying run
at first,
588
00:31:38,755 --> 00:31:41,299
and Pedro Cerrano
steps into the box.
589
00:31:41,424 --> 00:31:42,884
Cerrano hitless today
590
00:31:42,967 --> 00:31:45,511
and pretty much
all spring.
591
00:31:45,595 --> 00:31:47,931
Martinez takes his lead
from first again.
592
00:31:50,975 --> 00:31:52,435
Here's the pitch.
593
00:31:52,518 --> 00:31:56,314
Cerrano swings, and it's a high fly ball
to center field.
594
00:31:56,397 --> 00:31:58,691
And it hits a bird!
595
00:31:58,775 --> 00:32:00,026
The ball drops
into right,
596
00:32:00,109 --> 00:32:01,569
the bird
into short center.
597
00:32:01,611 --> 00:32:03,696
Cerrano rounds first
598
00:32:03,780 --> 00:32:06,532
and heads for...
center field?
599
00:32:06,616 --> 00:32:08,034
Where are you going?
600
00:32:09,702 --> 00:32:12,789
Cerrano kill
a living thing.
601
00:32:12,914 --> 00:32:13,873
Forget the damn bird!
Run! Run!
602
00:32:15,458 --> 00:32:18,294
He's alive. Ha ha!
603
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,838
Martinez around third,
heading for home,
604
00:32:20,964 --> 00:32:21,923
and so is the bird.
605
00:32:22,048 --> 00:32:22,966
Bye-bye, birdie.
606
00:32:23,049 --> 00:32:25,593
I'm sorry,
but you're out, Mr. Gandhi.
607
00:32:26,928 --> 00:32:30,515
Too late! Run doesn't score!
Ballgame's over!
608
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,016
What?
609
00:32:32,308 --> 00:32:34,352
Cerrano, come on!
610
00:32:36,104 --> 00:32:37,855
Well, the Indians
drop a tough one.
611
00:32:37,981 --> 00:32:41,442
4-3, as Pedro Cerrano
doubles off a pigeon
612
00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:43,319
and then is tagged out,
613
00:32:43,444 --> 00:32:44,612
administering CPR
614
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:47,282
before the tying run
could score.
615
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:48,741
It's a funny game,
eh, Monte?
616
00:32:48,825 --> 00:32:49,993
Well, at least
the bird survived.
617
00:32:50,285 --> 00:32:53,371
Who cares?
It's a rat with wings.
618
00:32:53,496 --> 00:32:54,581
Two months.
619
00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:57,875
Two months?
620
00:32:58,001 --> 00:33:01,337
What do you mean
two months?
621
00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:03,339
You have enough money to run
the team for two months.
622
00:33:03,464 --> 00:33:05,008
You paid too much
for the franchise.
623
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:07,677
There's another four
months in the season.
624
00:33:07,802 --> 00:33:09,804
What am I supposed to do?
625
00:33:09,929 --> 00:33:12,015
Increase your profits
any way you can.
626
00:33:18,313 --> 00:33:20,607
Well, fans, Roger Dorn
has done a little redecorating
627
00:33:20,690 --> 00:33:21,900
around the ballpark.
628
00:33:21,983 --> 00:33:24,861
The outfield walls now
look like the Yellow Pages.
629
00:33:24,944 --> 00:33:27,989
And any of you folks having trouble
finding a good proctologist
630
00:33:28,281 --> 00:33:30,867
might want to come down here
and check out the area
631
00:33:30,992 --> 00:33:34,037
around
the 375-foot sign.
632
00:33:34,329 --> 00:33:35,705
As for the game,
633
00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:37,957
we got a real nail-biter
here tonight.
634
00:33:38,041 --> 00:33:40,960
It's a lot closer
than that 11-2 score.
635
00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:52,889
Mr. Vaughn! I thought
you were starting tonight.
636
00:33:52,972 --> 00:33:55,391
- I did.
- Oh. sorry.
637
00:33:55,475 --> 00:33:57,727
I didn't turn it on
till the second inning.
638
00:34:07,070 --> 00:34:08,446
I can't believe
you're so upset
639
00:34:08,571 --> 00:34:09,989
about what
the valet said.
640
00:34:10,073 --> 00:34:11,324
I'm upset
because Billy Ritter
641
00:34:11,407 --> 00:34:12,700
hit a 3-run homer
off me.
642
00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,536
He was due.
I mean, it's amazing.
643
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:17,580
The man has been in the majors
for seven years,
644
00:34:17,705 --> 00:34:18,873
and he's never
hit a home run.
645
00:34:18,915 --> 00:34:21,334
Never?
646
00:34:21,417 --> 00:34:23,044
I thought you knew.
647
00:34:23,253 --> 00:34:25,338
Oh.
648
00:34:25,421 --> 00:34:27,340
May be you should throw fastballs
more often
649
00:34:27,423 --> 00:34:28,675
till you're sure of
your other pitches.
650
00:34:28,758 --> 00:34:29,884
I did that tonight.
651
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,053
I threw Ritter
an 87 mile-an-hour fastball,
652
00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:33,429
and he crushed it.
653
00:34:33,555 --> 00:34:35,723
Lastyear,
I averaged 96.
654
00:34:35,848 --> 00:34:38,351
Now I reach back,
and it's just not there.
655
00:34:38,434 --> 00:34:41,479
I can't believe it.
I've forgotten how to throw heat.
656
00:34:43,606 --> 00:34:44,732
Look...
657
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,818
you'll make
a few adjustments.
658
00:34:46,943 --> 00:34:48,403
In a week or two,
659
00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:49,737
you'll be laughing
about this.
660
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,407
And don't worry
about the endorsements.
661
00:34:57,954 --> 00:35:01,583
It's not your E.R.A.
they're going to be worried about.
662
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:04,627
It's your image
that's important-
663
00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:07,255
wholesome...
664
00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:09,591
clean-cut...
665
00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:12,343
All-American.
666
00:35:20,810 --> 00:35:21,853
While on
the croquet lawn,
667
00:35:21,978 --> 00:35:24,522
one must be careful not
to offend one's opponent
668
00:35:24,647 --> 00:35:28,610
with an onset
of unwanted odor.
669
00:35:28,693 --> 00:35:30,236
Oh, bully!
670
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,739
That's why I use
Right Guard Sport Stick,
671
00:35:32,822 --> 00:35:35,366
maximum protection
against odicious,
672
00:35:35,491 --> 00:35:37,035
odorophously...
673
00:35:37,327 --> 00:35:39,245
olflacty manations.
674
00:35:39,329 --> 00:35:41,789
Cut! Let's just cut that.
675
00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:43,249
Um, it's odiously...
676
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,626
odiferous...
677
00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:46,878
olfactory emanations.
678
00:35:47,003 --> 00:35:52,634
Right.
679
00:35:52,759 --> 00:35:53,676
Odoroforous...
680
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,012
ofolactory...
emaranations.
681
00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:57,972
Odorforous...
oflactonal...
682
00:35:58,056 --> 00:35:59,015
nominations.
683
00:35:59,265 --> 00:36:01,517
Odoroforous...
ofiloctagyl...
684
00:36:01,601 --> 00:36:03,519
emancipations.
685
00:36:13,655 --> 00:36:16,658
Whoa,
boom bapa boom
686
00:36:16,783 --> 00:36:19,869
Whoa,
boom bapa boom
687
00:36:19,994 --> 00:36:22,872
Whoa, boom
688
00:36:22,997 --> 00:36:26,292
So Weaver doubles off
the Zippo Bail Bond sign.
689
00:36:26,376 --> 00:36:28,711
And that's another team record
for RickVaughn,
690
00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:31,714
the fifth consecutive
extra base hit in the inning.
691
00:36:34,425 --> 00:36:37,720
And he's out by an eyelash
at third.
692
00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:41,933
Cerrano doing some interesting
limbering-up exercises in right.
693
00:36:42,058 --> 00:36:43,560
What a pansy.
694
00:36:44,978 --> 00:36:47,689
Here's a fly ball
hit to right.
695
00:36:47,772 --> 00:36:50,525
Easy play for Cerrano,
under it now, and makes the-
696
00:36:50,608 --> 00:36:54,404
No! That ball is off his glove
and outta here!
697
00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:58,324
Well, credit Cerrano
with an RBI.
698
00:36:58,408 --> 00:37:00,535
And that play could
be a finalist
699
00:37:00,577 --> 00:37:03,496
in the Trojan Ends
"Boner of the Week" award.
700
00:37:07,917 --> 00:37:10,253
Take 87.
701
00:37:10,336 --> 00:37:11,796
And action!
702
00:37:11,921 --> 00:37:13,798
Right Guard
Sport Stick.
703
00:37:15,758 --> 00:37:16,885
Anything less...
704
00:37:19,637 --> 00:37:21,973
would be uncivilized.
705
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,228
Upside down.
706
00:37:27,353 --> 00:37:29,480
Upside down.
707
00:37:29,606 --> 00:37:31,941
Thank you. Cut!
708
00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:41,951
Hey, Rick! Is it true
you're moving to the bull pen?
709
00:37:42,035 --> 00:37:43,369
Of course not.
710
00:37:43,453 --> 00:37:45,788
Where do you guys
get this stuff?
711
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:52,337
Hey, Wild Thing!
712
00:37:52,462 --> 00:37:53,796
Don't worry.
You're still the best.
713
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,007
You stunk at the beginning
of lastyear, too.
714
00:37:56,299 --> 00:37:57,759
Thanks, Frankie.
715
00:37:57,842 --> 00:38:00,303
We don't believe what they say
about you in the papers-
716
00:38:00,386 --> 00:38:02,639
You know, that you're a fluke
and all that stuff.
717
00:38:02,722 --> 00:38:04,766
And that you lost
your fastball.
718
00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:05,934
And that you got
no heart.
719
00:38:06,059 --> 00:38:08,478
You guys want an autograph
or something?
720
00:38:08,561 --> 00:38:11,522
Yeah, that'd be great.
Hey, Nikki!
721
00:38:11,606 --> 00:38:13,024
You got something
Vaughn can sign?
722
00:38:18,613 --> 00:38:20,281
Hi, Rick.
723
00:38:20,406 --> 00:38:21,324
Hi.
724
00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:27,288
Listen, I was
real sorry to hear
725
00:38:27,330 --> 00:38:28,665
they took you
out of the rotation.
726
00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:31,626
It's only temporary.
727
00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:33,503
You're in a slump.
You'll bounce back.
728
00:38:33,628 --> 00:38:34,921
Yeah.
729
00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:41,761
Well, we better get back.
730
00:38:43,513 --> 00:38:47,350
Hey... Nikki!
731
00:38:47,433 --> 00:38:50,770
I'm sorry I didn't call you
after last season.
732
00:38:50,853 --> 00:38:52,230
It's for the best.
733
00:38:52,355 --> 00:38:54,607
We've both moved on
to better things.
734
00:38:54,691 --> 00:38:56,234
You seeing anybody?
735
00:38:56,359 --> 00:38:58,236
Yeah, yeah.
736
00:38:58,361 --> 00:39:00,947
This'll crack you up.
He's from Chicago.
737
00:39:01,030 --> 00:39:04,033
Big White Sox fan.
Boy, does he hate you.
738
00:39:08,705 --> 00:39:10,832
Good luck, Rick.
739
00:39:10,915 --> 00:39:12,834
Thanks.
740
00:39:22,677 --> 00:39:24,053
What a great woman.
741
00:39:24,304 --> 00:39:27,223
She's a White Sox fan!
742
00:39:27,307 --> 00:39:28,975
Such a nice personality.
743
00:39:29,058 --> 00:39:30,268
I bet he loves
the idea of me
744
00:39:30,393 --> 00:39:31,644
sitting out here
in the bullpen.
745
00:39:31,728 --> 00:39:32,687
Really sexy, too.
746
00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:33,688
I've met the woman,
Rube,
747
00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,398
I don't need
a description, alright?
748
00:39:35,523 --> 00:39:38,401
A White Sox fan.
749
00:39:40,904 --> 00:39:42,322
Women...
750
00:39:42,405 --> 00:39:45,742
you can't live without them,
and they can't pee standing up.
751
00:39:50,496 --> 00:39:52,498
Well, fans, the Indians
about to extend
752
00:39:52,582 --> 00:39:54,709
theirwinning streak to...
753
00:39:54,751 --> 00:39:55,877
two!
754
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,545
This is it!
755
00:39:57,629 --> 00:39:58,838
Vaughn's
coming out of it.
756
00:39:58,922 --> 00:40:00,340
I know he's
coming out of it.
757
00:40:00,423 --> 00:40:01,799
This demotion
to the bull pen
758
00:40:01,925 --> 00:40:03,259
has got to have been
a wake-up call.
759
00:40:03,384 --> 00:40:04,761
Ring Ring!
Rise and shine, Ricky!
760
00:40:04,886 --> 00:40:06,930
This is the day
we turn it around.
761
00:40:07,055 --> 00:40:08,556
Flip it over.
762
00:40:08,681 --> 00:40:09,807
We're in
the top of the 9th.
763
00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:12,852
Leading 10-7.
Bases loaded. 2 down.
764
00:40:12,936 --> 00:40:15,730
RickVaughn has come on
to try and nail it down
765
00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:17,815
against Felipe Aguilar,
766
00:40:17,941 --> 00:40:20,568
a dangerous
right-handed batter.
767
00:40:20,693 --> 00:40:22,278
Here's the pitch!
768
00:40:22,403 --> 00:40:23,571
Oh, shit!
769
00:40:23,696 --> 00:40:26,616
- Alright! - Hot
dog! - No, no!
770
00:40:26,741 --> 00:40:28,701
If that's not Shaquille O'Neal
in left,
771
00:40:28,785 --> 00:40:30,245
that baby's outta here.
772
00:40:30,286 --> 00:40:32,622
Oh, no!
773
00:40:32,747 --> 00:40:34,666
You rotten mugs!
774
00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:37,377
You overpaid weenies!
775
00:40:38,586 --> 00:40:39,754
Wild Thing,
776
00:40:39,837 --> 00:40:41,923
you make my butt sting!
777
00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:43,841
I detest you!
778
00:40:43,967 --> 00:40:45,426
You're all garbage!
779
00:40:45,552 --> 00:40:46,970
All of you!
780
00:40:47,053 --> 00:40:50,473
Back up the truck!
Back it up!
781
00:40:50,557 --> 00:40:52,684
Jack, being new to the club,
782
00:40:52,809 --> 00:40:54,644
how do you feel about the way
things have gone
783
00:40:54,727 --> 00:40:56,312
for the Indians
so far?
784
00:40:56,396 --> 00:40:57,605
I'm the onlywinner
on the team.
785
00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,440
The rest of them
are losers,
786
00:40:59,524 --> 00:41:01,442
either by choice
or by birth.
787
00:41:03,778 --> 00:41:06,322
You think you can help me
with my fastball, doc?
788
00:41:06,447 --> 00:41:08,992
We'll have to deal
with some deeper issues first.
789
00:41:09,284 --> 00:41:10,785
I don't have
any deeper issues.
790
00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:12,912
I like to keep things
right on the surface.
791
00:41:12,996 --> 00:41:16,332
Well, sometimes,
there are little surprises.
792
00:41:16,416 --> 00:41:19,252
Tell me, Rick, what goes
through your mind
793
00:41:19,335 --> 00:41:21,754
when you throw
your fastball?
794
00:41:21,838 --> 00:41:23,506
I wonder if it's
going to end up
795
00:41:23,631 --> 00:41:25,675
in some guy's den.
796
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,594
Did you used
to think this way?
797
00:41:27,677 --> 00:41:30,680
I didn't used to think at all.
Takes a lot out of you.
798
00:41:30,805 --> 00:41:34,934
Well, then, Rick.
Let's get down to it.
799
00:41:35,018 --> 00:41:38,438
The real problem here goes back
to when you stole that car.
800
00:41:38,521 --> 00:41:41,858
You wanted to be caught,
didn't you? Punished.
801
00:41:41,983 --> 00:41:44,485
Otherwise,
you wouldn't have thrown
802
00:41:44,611 --> 00:41:45,862
the 0-2 fastball to fields
when everybody knows
803
00:41:45,987 --> 00:41:48,323
he'll chase the two-strike
curveball in the dirt.
804
00:41:48,406 --> 00:41:49,949
I'd already thrown him
two curveballs
805
00:41:50,033 --> 00:41:52,327
the second one he hit
436 feet foul.
806
00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:54,704
Better than 520 feet fair.
807
00:41:59,626 --> 00:42:00,668
Parkman.
808
00:42:00,752 --> 00:42:02,003
I saw your
little interview
809
00:42:02,045 --> 00:42:03,546
in this morning's paper.
810
00:42:03,630 --> 00:42:05,298
You're benched
for two games.
811
00:42:05,381 --> 00:42:06,549
If you ever rip
any of your teammates-
812
00:42:06,674 --> 00:42:08,009
Save your breath.
813
00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:09,510
What did you say?
814
00:42:09,594 --> 00:42:11,846
You ought to listen
to the radio more, Lou.
815
00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:14,641
Your biggest gun just got traded
to Chicago,
816
00:42:14,724 --> 00:42:16,726
as a matter of fact,
your only gun.
817
00:42:19,896 --> 00:42:22,273
Au revoir.
818
00:42:24,484 --> 00:42:27,987
How could you sell
my best playerwithout asking me?
819
00:42:28,071 --> 00:42:29,781
I'm on my ass.
820
00:42:29,906 --> 00:42:31,616
I'm tapped out.
821
00:42:31,741 --> 00:42:34,035
I'm not going to be able
to make next month's payroll.
822
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:38,039
Aw... jeez.
823
00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:39,916
But I didn't sell
Parkman outright.
824
00:42:40,041 --> 00:42:42,335
I got you
an outfielder.
825
00:42:42,418 --> 00:42:44,587
He used to play
with the Giants.
826
00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:47,924
Franklin?
827
00:42:49,759 --> 00:42:51,511
Not those Giants.
828
00:43:01,104 --> 00:43:03,982
And, so,
Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka,
829
00:43:04,274 --> 00:43:06,484
recently
of the Tokyo Giants,
830
00:43:06,568 --> 00:43:09,529
knocks himself cold
for the second time this week.
831
00:43:09,612 --> 00:43:12,949
Maybe in Japan, that's actually better
than catching the ball.
832
00:43:13,032 --> 00:43:16,703
Personally, I think he's trying
to get out of the lineup.
833
00:43:22,584 --> 00:43:26,004
Om.
834
00:43:43,897 --> 00:43:47,275
Pedro Cerrano.
How you doing?
835
00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:49,485
Who your master?
836
00:43:49,611 --> 00:43:51,029
My master?
837
00:43:51,321 --> 00:43:53,239
It's the great
Hama Masasuri.
838
00:43:56,576 --> 00:43:58,036
Thank you.
839
00:43:58,328 --> 00:44:00,663
A ball player
must be a warrior...
840
00:44:00,788 --> 00:44:03,833
not a monk!
841
00:44:03,958 --> 00:44:05,919
Hyah!
842
00:44:16,930 --> 00:44:20,433
Alright, you guys.
Let's listen up.
843
00:44:20,516 --> 00:44:22,602
We won a gameyesterday.
844
00:44:22,685 --> 00:44:24,229
If we win one today,
845
00:44:24,354 --> 00:44:26,606
that's two in a row.
846
00:44:26,689 --> 00:44:28,441
If we win one tomorrow,
847
00:44:28,524 --> 00:44:30,777
that's called
a winning streak.
848
00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:33,279
It has happened before.
849
00:44:33,363 --> 00:44:35,323
So let's see some hustle!
850
00:44:35,365 --> 00:44:37,325
Let's jack it up
a little.
851
00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:40,495
I got a feeling things
are about to turn around for us.
852
00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:42,538
Oh, my God.
853
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,251
Hello, boys.
854
00:44:46,376 --> 00:44:47,835
You don't mind
if come in
855
00:44:47,961 --> 00:44:50,380
and visit with you
for a moment, do you?
856
00:44:50,505 --> 00:44:52,799
This clubhouse is off limits
to everyone
857
00:44:52,882 --> 00:44:55,009
but Indian personnel.
858
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:58,012
That does include
the owner, doesn't it?
859
00:44:58,263 --> 00:44:59,222
What?
860
00:44:59,347 --> 00:45:01,391
I just bought the team back
this morning
861
00:45:01,474 --> 00:45:03,226
at a substantial prof it.
862
00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:06,437
I retained Roger here
as the general manager.
863
00:45:06,563 --> 00:45:09,232
But the money really
means little to me.
864
00:45:09,357 --> 00:45:10,942
I have more than enough.
865
00:45:11,025 --> 00:45:13,861
This...
is more personal.
866
00:45:15,697 --> 00:45:19,784
Lastyear,
by some impossible fluke...
867
00:45:19,909 --> 00:45:22,829
you ruined
a beautiful dream.
868
00:45:22,912 --> 00:45:26,374
Now, you're going
down in flames,
869
00:45:26,416 --> 00:45:30,920
and I want to be there
when you go splat.
870
00:45:31,045 --> 00:45:33,423
Keep up
the good work, gents.
871
00:45:33,548 --> 00:45:34,716
Miss Phelps...
872
00:45:48,813 --> 00:45:49,981
Oh.
873
00:45:56,654 --> 00:45:58,907
You...
874
00:46:01,618 --> 00:46:05,580
Come on, you're not going
to let her get you down, are you?
875
00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:08,750
You guys won last year
just to spite her.
876
00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:11,419
Maybe she's
just what we need.
877
00:46:11,544 --> 00:46:14,631
Aw, Skip, theywere
a different team last year.
878
00:46:14,756 --> 00:46:15,715
Taylor!
879
00:46:15,798 --> 00:46:18,635
It's not your job
to make excuses.
880
00:46:18,718 --> 00:46:21,262
That's all you guys
do good!
881
00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:24,432
It's either a leg thing...
882
00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:26,684
or a spiritual thing...
883
00:46:26,809 --> 00:46:29,479
or a psychological thing!
884
00:46:29,604 --> 00:46:31,606
Or a heart attack!
885
00:46:31,689 --> 00:46:33,524
Who used heart attack?
886
00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:36,569
Me.
887
00:46:36,653 --> 00:46:37,695
Hey!
888
00:46:38,905 --> 00:46:41,783
Doctors say I got
to take some time off,
889
00:46:41,824 --> 00:46:45,578
so I want you to manage the team
for the rest of the year.
890
00:46:45,662 --> 00:46:48,456
You got to be kidding, Lou.
891
00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:50,583
I don't have any experience
managing.
892
00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:54,003
Ah, you're one of the smartest players
I ever coached.
893
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:57,006
Guys all look up to you.
894
00:46:57,048 --> 00:47:00,385
Tell Dorn
you'll take the job.
895
00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:02,345
Look on
the bright side-
896
00:47:02,470 --> 00:47:04,764
things couldn't get
anyworse.
897
00:47:06,432 --> 00:47:07,475
Hey, guys.
898
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,561
I got some good news
for you.
899
00:47:09,686 --> 00:47:11,980
This morning
at 9: 10 a. m...
900
00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:14,774
I activated myself.
901
00:47:18,403 --> 00:47:20,488
What you doin'? Schoup.
902
00:47:20,572 --> 00:47:22,282
Hey.
903
00:47:22,365 --> 00:47:24,784
What is this?
904
00:47:29,455 --> 00:47:30,665
��Que es eso?
905
00:47:30,707 --> 00:47:34,669
Buddha, samurai, OK.
906
00:47:34,752 --> 00:47:37,005
Peaceful inside.
907
00:47:37,297 --> 00:47:38,840
Outside, warrior.
908
00:47:46,931 --> 00:47:49,559
I love you, man.
909
00:47:49,684 --> 00:47:52,020
I love you too much.
910
00:47:55,523 --> 00:47:58,735
You know,
you have no...
911
00:48:00,695 --> 00:48:02,906
you have no...
912
00:48:04,657 --> 00:48:07,785
marbles!
913
00:48:07,911 --> 00:48:09,245
Marbles?
914
00:48:09,329 --> 00:48:12,373
Marbles! You have no marbles!
915
00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:17,545
Hey, relax.
916
00:48:17,670 --> 00:48:19,797
Marbles?
917
00:48:19,923 --> 00:48:20,798
Marbles!
918
00:48:35,605 --> 00:48:37,232
Hello, Tribe fans.
919
00:48:37,357 --> 00:48:39,275
Welcome back
to major league baseball...
920
00:48:39,359 --> 00:48:40,777
sort of.
921
00:48:40,902 --> 00:48:43,279
Paid attendance today is...
922
00:48:43,363 --> 00:48:45,406
1,412.
923
00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:46,950
Some of them
were driven away
924
00:48:47,075 --> 00:48:50,703
by that little 10-run 1st inning
the Red Sox put up.
925
00:48:52,455 --> 00:48:54,415
Take over, Monte.
926
00:48:54,457 --> 00:48:56,876
I'm in the bag.
927
00:48:58,586 --> 00:49:00,922
Me?
928
00:49:03,466 --> 00:49:05,593
Fly ball...
929
00:49:07,512 --> 00:49:08,471
caught.
930
00:49:09,973 --> 00:49:12,600
I can't believe we gotta play
a doubleheader.
931
00:49:12,684 --> 00:49:16,020
Let's get going.
Come on, let's get something started.
932
00:49:16,312 --> 00:49:18,690
It's okay, Pedro.
The guy made a great play.
933
00:49:18,815 --> 00:49:19,732
Tough luck, man.
934
00:49:19,816 --> 00:49:22,443
Come on. Look alive.
935
00:49:22,527 --> 00:49:23,695
Uh-uh-uh, Vaughn,
936
00:49:23,820 --> 00:49:25,572
shouldn't you get
to the bull pen?
937
00:49:25,655 --> 00:49:26,573
Right now?
938
00:49:26,656 --> 00:49:27,615
Yeah.
939
00:49:29,993 --> 00:49:31,619
There's still somebody
in the bleachers.
940
00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:33,955
Who cares?
Go on. Get out there.
941
00:49:39,002 --> 00:49:41,379
Fan: Hey, Vile Thing!
942
00:49:41,504 --> 00:49:45,425
I think I loathe you!
943
00:49:45,508 --> 00:49:49,262
You didn't think I'd abandon you,
did you, Vaughn?
944
00:49:49,345 --> 00:49:52,515
You human piece
of cow flop!
945
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:57,353
You big steaming pile
of mastodon dung!
946
00:49:57,437 --> 00:50:00,565
Bring out
the pooper-scooper!
947
00:50:00,648 --> 00:50:03,276
You bush-league,
no-talent,
948
00:50:03,359 --> 00:50:05,904
flash-in-the-pan
choke artist!
949
00:50:06,029 --> 00:50:08,573
Huh?
Hey, where you going, Vaughn?
950
00:50:08,698 --> 00:50:10,658
Huh? You looking
for your Terminator?
951
00:50:10,783 --> 00:50:13,703
Yeah, you go back
in there, Vaughn.
952
00:50:17,373 --> 00:50:19,834
Hey, didn't I say
go to the bull pen?
953
00:50:19,918 --> 00:50:23,880
We're down by 10 runs.
954
00:50:24,005 --> 00:50:25,632
You can still
get some work in.
955
00:50:25,715 --> 00:50:27,926
I've had enough
of that maniac out there.
956
00:50:30,428 --> 00:50:31,346
Ow!
957
00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:32,347
Time!
958
00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:33,348
Ball hit him!
959
00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:34,599
First base!
960
00:50:36,893 --> 00:50:37,769
Hayes,
961
00:50:37,894 --> 00:50:39,354
go run for Rube.
962
00:50:39,479 --> 00:50:40,521
My leg's hurtin'.
963
00:50:40,605 --> 00:50:41,773
I'll run.
964
00:50:41,898 --> 00:50:45,360
Rube's hurting worse than you.
Now get in there.
965
00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:46,778
Gutless wonder
doesn't have to pitch.
966
00:50:46,861 --> 00:50:48,238
Why should I have to run?
967
00:50:48,321 --> 00:50:50,490
Who you calling a gutless wonder,
tin man?
968
00:50:50,573 --> 00:50:53,534
I got a genuine
leg injury here, pal.
969
00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:56,287
That limp's the best acting
you've done all year.
970
00:50:56,412 --> 00:50:58,790
At least I don't have
some cover girl
971
00:50:58,915 --> 00:51:00,541
dragging me around
by myjohnson.
972
00:51:07,757 --> 00:51:08,758
What are you guys doing?
973
00:51:08,841 --> 00:51:10,343
This isn't nice.
974
00:51:12,512 --> 00:51:13,721
Don't touch me. Don't-
975
00:51:15,598 --> 00:51:17,642
I'll show you a fight.
Come on!
976
00:51:17,767 --> 00:51:19,394
I'll take on
the whole team!
977
00:51:19,477 --> 00:51:21,229
You don't know
how to fight!
978
00:51:21,354 --> 00:51:22,564
You wusses!
979
00:51:22,689 --> 00:51:24,399
Wake up, Harry.
980
00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:25,608
Look.
981
00:51:25,733 --> 00:51:27,235
My God...
982
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,820
Good news, fans.
983
00:51:28,945 --> 00:51:30,655
The Indians are showing
signs of life
984
00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:32,699
for the first time
in weeks.
985
00:51:32,782 --> 00:51:34,617
In fact,
they appear to be
986
00:51:34,742 --> 00:51:37,996
beating the crap
out of each other.
987
00:51:38,288 --> 00:51:39,956
It looks like
Willie Hayes
988
00:51:40,081 --> 00:51:41,749
is trying to hit
RickVaughn.
989
00:51:41,874 --> 00:51:44,711
And why not? Everybody else
in the league does.
990
00:51:44,794 --> 00:51:47,422
He swings and misses.
991
00:51:47,505 --> 00:51:50,758
It looks like Vaughn's
carrying his left a little low.
992
00:51:50,842 --> 00:51:53,928
This could hurt him
in the later rounds.
993
00:51:54,053 --> 00:51:55,430
So, what do we do?
994
00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:57,682
Toss 'em, I guess.
995
00:51:57,807 --> 00:51:59,684
The whole team?
996
00:51:59,809 --> 00:52:00,685
Yeah.
997
00:52:02,395 --> 00:52:04,439
Alright,
you're outta here!
998
00:52:04,522 --> 00:52:05,982
All of ya!
999
00:52:08,443 --> 00:52:09,611
Well, it's not broken,
1000
00:52:09,736 --> 00:52:14,365
But you'll have to stay off it
for a couple days.
1001
00:52:14,449 --> 00:52:16,367
Lucky son of a gun.
1002
00:52:16,451 --> 00:52:17,911
At least you ain't
got to hang around
1003
00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:19,913
to play the second game,
right?
1004
00:52:24,459 --> 00:52:25,376
Hey, Willie.
1005
00:52:26,878 --> 00:52:27,754
Willie!
1006
00:52:30,173 --> 00:52:32,717
I can't believe
you said that.
1007
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,929
Shit!
1008
00:52:36,221 --> 00:52:37,764
I talked
to a downtown boy
1009
00:52:37,889 --> 00:52:39,641
in the bleachers
the other day.
1010
00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:42,944
He said the most grass
he's seen in his whole life
1011
00:52:43,070 --> 00:52:45,405
is the patch we play on
every day.
1012
00:52:45,489 --> 00:52:48,575
We're in the goldarn
major leagues, boys.
1013
00:52:48,700 --> 00:52:52,663
I don't know about you, but I've waited
mywhole life to get here.
1014
00:52:52,746 --> 00:52:54,582
And I'll be damned
if I'm going to act
1015
00:52:54,666 --> 00:52:57,502
like my best pig died
just because we ain't doin' so good.
1016
00:52:57,627 --> 00:52:59,837
I love to play baseball,
1017
00:52:59,921 --> 00:53:03,675
and I'll bet somewhere along
the liney'all did, too.
1018
00:53:10,431 --> 00:53:13,017
I'm ready to play ball
if you need me.
1019
00:53:13,101 --> 00:53:14,769
My dad figured I wouldn't
amount to much
1020
00:53:14,811 --> 00:53:18,022
except... well, I never
came up with anything,
1021
00:53:18,106 --> 00:53:20,775
but I can play ball
a little,
1022
00:53:20,858 --> 00:53:22,026
and playing ball
is better
1023
00:53:22,110 --> 00:53:24,780
than what most people
do for a living.
1024
00:53:24,863 --> 00:53:26,949
Just put me in someplace.
1025
00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:37,376
Bottom of the 9th,
1026
00:53:37,459 --> 00:53:39,753
Cleveland down 1-0.
1027
00:53:39,837 --> 00:53:42,673
Nowbatting... number 11,
1028
00:53:42,798 --> 00:53:43,966
Rube Baker.
1029
00:53:44,049 --> 00:53:44,967
Baker at the plate.
1030
00:53:45,050 --> 00:53:46,552
He's 0 for...
1031
00:53:46,677 --> 00:53:48,762
I don't know.
Who cares?
1032
00:53:48,804 --> 00:53:50,681
The pitch...
1033
00:53:50,806 --> 00:53:54,978
Baker swings and sends
a real screamer toward short.
1034
00:53:55,061 --> 00:53:57,814
Rapp up with it,
fires to first,
1035
00:53:57,897 --> 00:54:01,651
and Baker beats it
with a head-first slide.
1036
00:54:01,776 --> 00:54:04,529
So the Indians
have a runner.
1037
00:54:04,654 --> 00:54:06,448
I think
I'll wet my pants.
1038
00:54:06,531 --> 00:54:08,658
Way to hustle,
Rube!
1039
00:54:08,783 --> 00:54:11,286
Let me run for him.
1040
00:54:11,369 --> 00:54:12,287
You sure?
1041
00:54:21,505 --> 00:54:24,800
And Taylor is going
to send in Hayes to run.
1042
00:54:24,842 --> 00:54:27,470
Thanks. Thanks, dude.
1043
00:54:27,553 --> 00:54:31,057
Went to see his movie,
but it was only out two hours.
1044
00:54:31,349 --> 00:54:34,018
I was told, however,
that it was in focus.
1045
00:54:34,101 --> 00:54:37,521
Hayes getting his lead.
1046
00:54:37,563 --> 00:54:39,607
Canatella checks him...
1047
00:54:43,736 --> 00:54:45,863
and Hayes is going.
1048
00:54:45,946 --> 00:54:48,491
Here's the throw.
He slides...
1049
00:54:48,616 --> 00:54:50,035
He's safe!
1050
00:54:50,118 --> 00:54:51,036
Yes!
1051
00:54:53,330 --> 00:54:54,706
Hayes steals second.
1052
00:54:54,831 --> 00:54:57,459
Glad to see he remembered
where it was.
1053
00:54:59,878 --> 00:55:02,047
Hayes out to a good lead
at second.
1054
00:55:04,132 --> 00:55:05,550
Canatella comes set.
1055
00:55:05,676 --> 00:55:08,387
Pick-off play-
Hayes takes off!.
1056
00:55:08,512 --> 00:55:09,680
He's going for third!
1057
00:55:11,723 --> 00:55:13,016
He's in there!
1058
00:55:16,561 --> 00:55:19,399
Hayes is beginning to look
like the player of old,
1059
00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:22,902
and the Indians have
something going here.
1060
00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:25,363
Canatella up
on the rubber again
1061
00:55:25,446 --> 00:55:27,907
as Hayes gets
a walking lead.
1062
00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:28,908
Canatella winds...
1063
00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:30,618
Hayes is going
to steal home!
1064
00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:33,746
He's safe!
1065
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:42,755
So Hayes has stolen three in a row
to tie the game.
1066
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,340
Mr. Larceny is back.
1067
00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,604
Nnn...
1068
00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:07,948
Jake,
1069
00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:09,450
Cerrano
wants to bat.
1070
00:56:14,330 --> 00:56:15,080
OK.
1071
00:56:15,332 --> 00:56:16,333
Get in there.
1072
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:23,715
Go, Pedro!
1073
00:56:23,798 --> 00:56:24,716
Hey, Willie.
1074
00:56:29,638 --> 00:56:32,349
Nowbatting... number 13,
1075
00:56:32,474 --> 00:56:34,559
Pedro Cerrano.
1076
00:56:34,643 --> 00:56:36,603
Cerrano's going
to pinch-hit here,
1077
00:56:36,645 --> 00:56:39,105
and he's not taking
any practice swings.
1078
00:56:39,356 --> 00:56:40,815
He's either ready to hit,
1079
00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:43,318
or he's afraid he might
kill some gnats.
1080
00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:45,821
Hey, Pedro,
how you doing?
1081
00:56:45,905 --> 00:56:46,822
Shut up.
1082
00:56:50,493 --> 00:56:51,661
Canatella delivers.
1083
00:56:51,786 --> 00:56:52,995
Cerrano swings,
1084
00:56:53,079 --> 00:56:55,456
and it's a long drive
to deep left field,
1085
00:56:55,539 --> 00:56:56,457
way back.
1086
00:56:56,540 --> 00:56:57,667
Packer to the wall...
1087
00:56:57,792 --> 00:56:59,835
This ball is...
1088
00:56:59,961 --> 00:57:00,836
Gone!
1089
00:57:04,382 --> 00:57:06,717
And the Indians
finallywin one!
1090
00:57:17,312 --> 00:57:18,021
Oh, well.
1091
00:57:18,313 --> 00:57:19,272
It's only one win.
1092
00:57:19,356 --> 00:57:21,984
Even they
can't lose them all.
1093
00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:25,654
Listen, Meg,
I'm thinking of coming to L.A.
1094
00:57:25,737 --> 00:57:28,949
I don't know if Rick and I
are good for each other right now.
1095
00:57:29,032 --> 00:57:30,659
The team's
showing some life,
1096
00:57:30,742 --> 00:57:31,827
but his E.R.A's over 6,
1097
00:57:31,910 --> 00:57:34,538
and he can't get it
back on track.
1098
00:57:34,621 --> 00:57:36,832
It's depressing.
1099
00:57:36,915 --> 00:57:38,709
Serious with Vaughn?
1100
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:40,085
He's a lot offun,
1101
00:57:40,377 --> 00:57:43,298
but I need someone
with a little more class.
1102
00:57:50,471 --> 00:57:52,307
My shrinkwas sick.
1103
00:57:53,933 --> 00:57:56,352
Meg, I'll call you back.
1104
00:58:08,948 --> 00:58:09,908
Hey.
1105
00:58:12,995 --> 00:58:15,039
You know, Ricky,
1106
00:58:15,122 --> 00:58:16,332
breaking up
with a girlfriend
1107
00:58:16,415 --> 00:58:18,626
can be a very
painful thing,
1108
00:58:18,709 --> 00:58:21,629
but it don't have to
keep you down for long.
1109
00:58:21,712 --> 00:58:25,591
Let me tell you something
from my own personal experience.
1110
00:58:25,716 --> 00:58:28,719
I- I never had a regular
girlfriend like you,
1111
00:58:28,844 --> 00:58:32,806
but I did get kicked
in the balls once by a mule.
1112
00:58:32,931 --> 00:58:36,810
Now, I thought I'd be hurting
for the rest of my life.
1113
00:58:38,730 --> 00:58:42,067
But you know what happened
the very next week?
1114
00:58:42,108 --> 00:58:43,735
What?
1115
00:58:43,860 --> 00:58:45,070
My mama died.
1116
00:58:51,534 --> 00:58:55,789
Hell, after that, I didn't care
no more about my balls hurtin'.
1117
00:58:59,501 --> 00:59:00,794
You see what
I'm getting at?
1118
00:59:16,143 --> 00:59:19,480
Alright.
Who led the Confederate forces
1119
00:59:19,605 --> 00:59:21,482
in the battle
of Gettysburg?
1120
00:59:23,317 --> 00:59:24,068
Wild Thing!
1121
00:59:26,153 --> 00:59:27,822
Can I talk to you
for a second?
1122
00:59:31,492 --> 00:59:33,703
Excuse me.
1123
00:59:36,957 --> 00:59:39,334
What are you doing here?
1124
00:59:39,418 --> 00:59:42,671
I was wondering if you wanted
to get a pizza.
1125
00:59:44,673 --> 00:59:48,885
I don't know.
Um, this is my last class.
1126
00:59:49,011 --> 00:59:52,472
But... now?
1127
00:59:54,141 --> 00:59:55,726
I don't know, Nikki.
1128
00:59:55,851 --> 00:59:58,687
Nothing I try
seems to work anymore.
1129
00:59:58,812 --> 01:00:01,398
Maybe you're working too hard
on yourself.
1130
01:00:01,523 --> 01:00:04,694
You used to go out
and just let it rip.
1131
01:00:04,777 --> 01:00:06,988
Here. Try and hit this.
1132
01:00:07,030 --> 01:00:09,532
You never used to worry
about your arm or your career.
1133
01:00:09,657 --> 01:00:12,660
You didn't even know
what a careerwas.
1134
01:00:12,785 --> 01:00:15,413
Now you're pitching
like it's a job.
1135
01:00:15,538 --> 01:00:18,291
I'm not sure
I can get back.
1136
01:00:18,374 --> 01:00:20,543
It seems like
so long ago.
1137
01:00:20,668 --> 01:00:22,879
The worst was when you brought
the kids out.
1138
01:00:22,962 --> 01:00:25,048
Aguilar lit me up
like a Christmas tree.
1139
01:00:25,131 --> 01:00:27,008
Don't worry about that.
1140
01:00:27,091 --> 01:00:30,303
That ball wouldn't have been out
of a lot of parks.
1141
01:00:30,386 --> 01:00:31,346
Name one.
1142
01:00:34,683 --> 01:00:35,559
Yellowstone?
1143
01:00:41,398 --> 01:00:42,316
Sorry.
1144
01:00:44,568 --> 01:00:45,444
Yellowstone.
1145
01:00:51,075 --> 01:00:52,743
Hey...
1146
01:00:52,826 --> 01:00:55,746
I know a guy
who's got a bike.
1147
01:00:55,829 --> 01:00:57,331
Whoo!
1148
01:01:13,848 --> 01:01:16,351
Aah!
1149
01:01:16,434 --> 01:01:17,686
Yeah!
1150
01:01:25,110 --> 01:01:27,487
I haven't been up here
in a long time.
1151
01:01:27,612 --> 01:01:29,781
I hope not.
This was our spot.
1152
01:02:00,022 --> 01:02:00,939
Buddha...
1153
01:02:01,023 --> 01:02:01,940
Jobu.
1154
01:02:02,024 --> 01:02:04,526
Jobu, Buddha.
1155
01:02:04,651 --> 01:02:06,737
I don't want no trouble
out of you two.
1156
01:02:10,490 --> 01:02:11,408
He's out!
1157
01:02:17,497 --> 01:02:18,832
He's out!
1158
01:02:18,915 --> 01:02:20,667
Nice catch!
Atta boy!
1159
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,964
As general manager
of this team,
1160
01:02:26,048 --> 01:02:28,968
I demand to know
when I'm getting a start.
1161
01:02:29,052 --> 01:02:31,471
There's an old-timers' game
coming up soon.
1162
01:02:47,362 --> 01:02:48,613
Rackin' them up, baby!
1163
01:02:56,412 --> 01:02:57,665
- He's out!
- Yeah!
1164
01:03:02,878 --> 01:03:03,796
Yeah!
1165
01:03:07,049 --> 01:03:08,050
Mine! Mine!
1166
01:03:10,135 --> 01:03:11,053
Run it out!
1167
01:03:12,513 --> 01:03:14,390
I got it!
1168
01:03:14,515 --> 01:03:15,516
Second base!
1169
01:03:17,059 --> 01:03:17,935
Safe!
1170
01:03:25,025 --> 01:03:26,653
- Ohh...
- Ohh...
1171
01:03:28,738 --> 01:03:29,698
- Ohh...
- Ohh...
1172
01:03:31,116 --> 01:03:32,617
- Yay!
- Yay!
1173
01:03:32,742 --> 01:03:34,536
This can't be happening.
1174
01:03:34,577 --> 01:03:35,787
Not again.
1175
01:03:40,333 --> 01:03:41,084
Out!
1176
01:03:43,336 --> 01:03:44,087
He's out!
1177
01:03:55,725 --> 01:03:56,892
Pedro! Yes!
1178
01:03:59,562 --> 01:04:00,813
Ha ha!
1179
01:04:10,072 --> 01:04:10,948
Yippee.
1180
01:04:24,921 --> 01:04:25,797
Hi.
1181
01:04:29,051 --> 01:04:29,968
Hi.
1182
01:04:35,641 --> 01:04:37,851
I forgot
to give you this.
1183
01:04:41,938 --> 01:04:44,566
I don't expect you
to forgive me.
1184
01:04:44,650 --> 01:04:48,445
I was being silly,
trying to get a laugh out of a friend.
1185
01:04:48,528 --> 01:04:51,573
I understand why you reacted
the way you did.
1186
01:04:51,658 --> 01:04:54,994
I hope you don't think
I'm trying to get you back.
1187
01:04:55,078 --> 01:04:56,829
Then what is this about?
1188
01:04:58,956 --> 01:05:00,958
General Cereals is throwing
a big party tonight
1189
01:05:01,084 --> 01:05:02,710
at the Marriott Society Center.
1190
01:05:02,835 --> 01:05:03,961
They want you to come.
1191
01:05:04,087 --> 01:05:05,296
Really.
1192
01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:06,839
Mm-hmm.
1193
01:05:06,964 --> 01:05:08,966
So?
1194
01:05:09,092 --> 01:05:10,343
Can you make it?
1195
01:05:10,426 --> 01:05:12,428
Probably not.
1196
01:05:16,349 --> 01:05:17,517
I didn't think so.
1197
01:05:20,437 --> 01:05:22,898
After what I did
to you that day.
1198
01:05:25,359 --> 01:05:27,319
I messed up
a great thing.
1199
01:05:35,411 --> 01:05:36,328
Bye, Rick.
1200
01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:46,380
Tribe fans,
we're one out away
1201
01:05:46,422 --> 01:05:48,882
from our second consecutive
divisional title.
1202
01:05:49,008 --> 01:05:51,928
RickVaughn has gone
3 and 2 to Mel Koski.
1203
01:05:52,053 --> 01:05:53,638
Here's the pitch.
1204
01:05:53,722 --> 01:05:56,057
Ball 4,
and he walked him.
1205
01:05:56,141 --> 01:05:59,644
That'll bring up the tying run for
the Toronto BlueJays.
1206
01:05:59,728 --> 01:06:01,646
A little excitement
at the end-
1207
01:06:01,730 --> 01:06:03,898
I know I wouldn't have it
any otherway.
1208
01:06:03,982 --> 01:06:07,277
I'm sure you folks
feel the same.
1209
01:06:07,402 --> 01:06:08,320
Ha ha ha...
1210
01:06:08,403 --> 01:06:09,738
Oh, yes.
1211
01:06:09,863 --> 01:06:12,615
Time for the old Tribe
to come unglued.
1212
01:06:12,741 --> 01:06:14,409
Vile thing
1213
01:06:14,492 --> 01:06:16,786
Mr. Choke Thing
1214
01:06:16,911 --> 01:06:19,540
You make everything...
1215
01:06:19,623 --> 01:06:21,417
Embarrassing
1216
01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:24,420
You want to finish,
or should I bring in Dalton?
1217
01:06:24,503 --> 01:06:26,380
Hey, Vile Thing!
1218
01:06:26,464 --> 01:06:27,840
You were lucky last time!
1219
01:06:27,923 --> 01:06:30,551
Cerrano saved
your sorry butt!
1220
01:06:33,387 --> 01:06:34,388
No.
1221
01:06:34,513 --> 01:06:35,806
My arm's tired.
1222
01:06:38,059 --> 01:06:42,980
So Vaughn leaves,
and Taylorwill go to the bull pen.
1223
01:06:43,064 --> 01:06:45,816
I knew you'd wimp out,
Mild Thing!
1224
01:06:45,941 --> 01:06:47,569
You got no heart...
1225
01:06:47,653 --> 01:06:49,696
and forget genitalia!
1226
01:06:49,780 --> 01:06:51,823
You're a gelding, Vaughn!
1227
01:06:51,948 --> 01:06:53,784
They had you fixed!
1228
01:06:53,909 --> 01:06:55,827
Dalton's done
with his warm-ups,
1229
01:06:55,952 --> 01:06:57,704
and Pierce steps in.
1230
01:06:57,788 --> 01:07:00,290
Here's Dalton's
first offering,
1231
01:07:00,415 --> 01:07:02,084
and Pierce hits it a ton.
1232
01:07:02,125 --> 01:07:04,461
Oh, no!
1233
01:07:08,799 --> 01:07:10,676
Ha!
1234
01:07:10,801 --> 01:07:11,760
Damn!
1235
01:07:11,885 --> 01:07:12,928
Yeah!
1236
01:07:13,011 --> 01:07:14,388
Somebody caught it!
1237
01:07:14,471 --> 01:07:17,976
The Indians
win the division!
1238
01:07:18,101 --> 01:07:19,811
So what?
1239
01:07:19,894 --> 01:07:22,105
They'll blow it
in the playoffs.
1240
01:07:22,355 --> 01:07:23,523
Theywill. Theywill.
1241
01:07:23,648 --> 01:07:25,566
They'll blow it
in the playoffs.
1242
01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:27,276
Yaa!
1243
01:07:30,655 --> 01:07:33,032
Hey, I put in
a lot of time on this.
1244
01:07:34,617 --> 01:07:35,493
Hey, it's Vaughn!
1245
01:07:38,079 --> 01:07:39,998
Hey, what's up?
1246
01:07:40,081 --> 01:07:40,999
Good to see everybody.
1247
01:07:41,082 --> 01:07:42,083
How areya?
1248
01:07:42,333 --> 01:07:43,543
Whoa. Easy on the fives.
1249
01:07:43,668 --> 01:07:46,088
Got to protect
the pitching hand.
1250
01:07:46,338 --> 01:07:50,801
Well, it looks like
we're back in the playoffs.
1251
01:07:50,843 --> 01:07:52,553
I know what loyal
fans you are,
1252
01:07:52,678 --> 01:07:56,306
so I brought you
a box of balls.
1253
01:07:56,390 --> 01:07:57,683
I've signed each one,
1254
01:07:57,808 --> 01:08:01,729
but if you give them to Nikki,
I'll see everybody signs them.
1255
01:08:04,690 --> 01:08:05,858
Well, I got to run.
1256
01:08:05,983 --> 01:08:08,569
Nikki and I have a function
at the Marriott.
1257
01:08:08,694 --> 01:08:12,866
I'll see you at the ballpark.
Enjoy those.
1258
01:08:18,079 --> 01:08:19,998
What a puke-head.
1259
01:08:20,081 --> 01:08:22,000
He didn't even
have no cake.
1260
01:08:24,711 --> 01:08:26,713
Hey, Rick...
1261
01:08:26,838 --> 01:08:28,465
why don't you go
without me?
1262
01:08:28,548 --> 01:08:29,716
What? Come on.
1263
01:08:29,841 --> 01:08:31,468
These kids idolize you
1264
01:08:31,551 --> 01:08:33,470
because they're where
you used to be.
1265
01:08:33,553 --> 01:08:35,347
You're a hero to them.
1266
01:08:35,430 --> 01:08:38,475
It'd make their year if you hung out
for a while.
1267
01:08:38,558 --> 01:08:40,810
Unfortunately, you think some party's
more important.
1268
01:08:40,894 --> 01:08:44,482
I- I guess I can go back in
for a couple of minutes.
1269
01:08:44,565 --> 01:08:47,443
Don't insult
their intelligence.
1270
01:08:47,568 --> 01:08:48,736
They don't
want to hang out
1271
01:08:48,819 --> 01:08:52,031
with some jerk
I had to drag back in there.
1272
01:08:53,699 --> 01:08:55,576
Just leave.
1273
01:08:55,701 --> 01:08:56,619
Nikki-
1274
01:08:56,702 --> 01:08:57,620
Go.
1275
01:08:59,121 --> 01:09:00,039
OK.
1276
01:09:00,122 --> 01:09:01,290
Fine.
1277
01:09:06,754 --> 01:09:08,506
Hey, Rick?
1278
01:09:08,589 --> 01:09:10,759
This party-
1279
01:09:10,884 --> 01:09:12,344
did she invite you?
1280
01:09:12,427 --> 01:09:13,637
Yeah.
1281
01:09:13,762 --> 01:09:15,389
It's just
a business thing.
1282
01:09:17,474 --> 01:09:18,975
Goodbye, Rick.
1283
01:09:40,039 --> 01:09:42,792
It's a shame you have
to go in now.
1284
01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:44,085
It's a routine
bypass.
1285
01:09:44,335 --> 01:09:46,087
I tried to
put it off.
1286
01:09:46,337 --> 01:09:47,922
At least you can
watch the games.
1287
01:09:48,047 --> 01:09:49,090
Wrong.
1288
01:09:49,382 --> 01:09:52,135
Doctor said he'd put the TV
on Public Broadcasting
1289
01:09:52,343 --> 01:09:53,511
and lose
the channel changer.
1290
01:09:53,636 --> 01:09:55,888
He thinks baseball's
bad for my health.
1291
01:09:55,972 --> 01:09:57,515
I came up
with plan "B."
1292
01:09:57,640 --> 01:10:00,518
Got me a little transistor radio
with an earplug.
1293
01:10:06,065 --> 01:10:07,318
Bottom of the 9th,
1294
01:10:07,401 --> 01:10:09,987
game one, American League
Championship Series.
1295
01:10:10,070 --> 01:10:12,448
Hayes leads
away from third.
1296
01:10:12,531 --> 01:10:15,617
Bucekwith the sign
and now into the windup.
1297
01:10:15,743 --> 01:10:17,536
Hayes is coming!
1298
01:10:17,619 --> 01:10:19,997
Bakerwith
a suicide squeeze.
1299
01:10:20,122 --> 01:10:21,707
Bucek up with the ball.
1300
01:10:21,832 --> 01:10:24,043
Hayes doesn't touch
the plate!
1301
01:10:25,961 --> 01:10:27,838
Hayes finally scores!
1302
01:10:34,970 --> 01:10:35,846
Yeah!
1303
01:10:46,691 --> 01:10:47,859
Oh, my God!
1304
01:10:50,445 --> 01:10:51,738
Yeah! Whoo!
1305
01:10:57,577 --> 01:10:58,453
You ready?
1306
01:10:58,536 --> 01:10:59,454
Yeah.
1307
01:10:59,537 --> 01:11:00,455
You sure?
1308
01:11:00,538 --> 01:11:01,456
Yeah. Feel good.
1309
01:11:01,539 --> 01:11:02,749
OK, go get 'em.
1310
01:11:04,710 --> 01:11:07,046
Do you have
any queens?
1311
01:11:07,129 --> 01:11:09,340
Go fish.
1312
01:11:09,423 --> 01:11:11,884
You going to say
anything to them?
1313
01:11:12,009 --> 01:11:13,761
No. They look
nice and relaxed,
1314
01:11:13,886 --> 01:11:15,012
right where
they should be.
1315
01:11:15,137 --> 01:11:16,055
Yoo-hoo!
1316
01:11:18,057 --> 01:11:20,101
Hello, team.
1317
01:11:24,397 --> 01:11:25,106
I know.
1318
01:11:25,398 --> 01:11:26,899
You all hate me.
1319
01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:28,401
- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.
1320
01:11:28,526 --> 01:11:30,403
Given what's happened
in the past,
1321
01:11:30,486 --> 01:11:32,071
I can't say I blame you,
1322
01:11:32,363 --> 01:11:34,533
but I wanted to say
one thing
1323
01:11:34,658 --> 01:11:36,660
before you take the field.
1324
01:11:36,743 --> 01:11:38,578
Believe it or not,
1325
01:11:38,662 --> 01:11:42,582
I'm proud
of every one of you.
1326
01:11:42,708 --> 01:11:44,418
Willie...
1327
01:11:44,543 --> 01:11:45,919
the all-out effort
1328
01:11:46,003 --> 01:11:48,547
you've given recently
has been an inspiration
1329
01:11:48,588 --> 01:11:49,715
to us all
1330
01:11:49,798 --> 01:11:53,301
and proves that you've put
that 1-for-18 performance
1331
01:11:53,427 --> 01:11:55,554
in last year's A.L.C.S.
1332
01:11:55,679 --> 01:11:57,305
far behind you.
1333
01:11:57,431 --> 01:11:59,433
And Pedro...
1334
01:11:59,558 --> 01:12:00,892
Ha ha.
1335
01:12:00,976 --> 01:12:04,022
Bashing the ball
like the Cerrano of old.
1336
01:12:04,105 --> 01:12:07,275
No way you won't improve
on the. 138 you're hitting
1337
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,278
against Chicago with runners
in scoring position.
1338
01:12:13,406 --> 01:12:15,366
And Vaughn...
1339
01:12:15,450 --> 01:12:18,453
Oh, you've had
a really tough year.
1340
01:12:18,536 --> 01:12:22,332
Even though your fast ball
isn't what it used to be,
1341
01:12:22,415 --> 01:12:25,752
there's no one the fans in Cleveland
would rather have
1342
01:12:25,835 --> 01:12:27,754
pitching
the most important game
1343
01:12:27,837 --> 01:12:31,050
in Indians history
than you.
1344
01:12:31,133 --> 01:12:33,052
The champagne is ready.
1345
01:12:33,135 --> 01:12:35,637
It's all in your hands.
1346
01:12:35,721 --> 01:12:39,892
Win tonight, and the loser label
is gone forever.
1347
01:12:39,975 --> 01:12:42,770
Go out there
and win it for Cleveland,
1348
01:12:42,811 --> 01:12:44,313
win it for your selves,
1349
01:12:44,438 --> 01:12:46,565
and win it for me.
1350
01:12:53,572 --> 01:12:56,367
That ought to shrink
their little sphincters.
1351
01:13:02,082 --> 01:13:02,916
Bottom of the 9th
1352
01:13:02,999 --> 01:13:04,376
here in the Windy City.
1353
01:13:04,459 --> 01:13:06,795
The Tribe clinging
to a 6-4 lead,
1354
01:13:06,961 --> 01:13:11,800
one out away from winning
the American League Championship Series.
1355
01:13:11,883 --> 01:13:13,968
Vaughn, trying
to close it out,
1356
01:13:14,052 --> 01:13:16,930
has taken Jack Parkman
to a full count
1357
01:13:17,013 --> 01:13:18,598
with two men on.
1358
01:13:18,682 --> 01:13:20,975
Bakerwith a sign.
1359
01:13:21,059 --> 01:13:23,645
Vaughn shakes him off.
1360
01:13:23,728 --> 01:13:25,063
He's afraid
of his fastball.
1361
01:13:25,355 --> 01:13:28,359
- He's screwed.
- We're screwed, Vaughn.
1362
01:13:31,153 --> 01:13:33,948
Vaughn's got the one
he wants now.
1363
01:13:34,031 --> 01:13:34,949
Pitch it!
1364
01:13:35,032 --> 01:13:36,826
And here's the pitch.
1365
01:13:36,909 --> 01:13:37,868
Parkman swings
1366
01:13:37,952 --> 01:13:40,955
and pulverizes one
to deep center field.
1367
01:13:41,038 --> 01:13:43,791
This ball has bye-bye
written all over it,
1368
01:13:43,874 --> 01:13:46,085
and the White Sox
win, 7-6.
1369
01:14:00,642 --> 01:14:02,102
Alright, Big Jack!
1370
01:14:07,774 --> 01:14:08,734
Strike!
1371
01:14:13,155 --> 01:14:14,072
Home!
1372
01:14:17,326 --> 01:14:18,076
Safe!
1373
01:14:19,786 --> 01:14:20,704
Strike 3!
1374
01:14:20,787 --> 01:14:21,705
Sayonara.
1375
01:14:29,714 --> 01:14:32,425
Don't let it get you down.
It was just one throw.
1376
01:14:32,550 --> 01:14:33,426
I know,
1377
01:14:33,551 --> 01:14:35,553
but it got me thinking.
1378
01:14:35,678 --> 01:14:38,431
Even Playboy's
not working anymore.
1379
01:14:38,556 --> 01:14:39,432
Don't worry.
1380
01:14:39,557 --> 01:14:41,434
We'll come up
with something.
1381
01:14:41,559 --> 01:14:44,437
Now, why don't you
grab yourself a shower?
1382
01:14:50,401 --> 01:14:51,277
Ahh.
1383
01:15:13,967 --> 01:15:15,594
Hey, Skip.
1384
01:15:15,719 --> 01:15:16,637
You got a minute?
1385
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:17,888
Sure. Come on in.
1386
01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:20,474
What's up?
1387
01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:24,604
You know, Rick,
I may have to use you tomorrow
1388
01:15:24,688 --> 01:15:26,022
in the late innings.
1389
01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:28,608
Pitching staff's
pretty overworked.
1390
01:15:28,692 --> 01:15:29,859
Yeah. So?
1391
01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:31,027
I'll be ready.
1392
01:15:31,152 --> 01:15:32,737
Ready, huh?
1393
01:15:32,821 --> 01:15:36,449
Ready to run and hide
if the game's on the line?
1394
01:15:36,574 --> 01:15:38,618
I don't get it,Jake.
1395
01:15:38,702 --> 01:15:40,328
What's your problem?
1396
01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:41,663
You're the problem.
1397
01:15:41,788 --> 01:15:44,791
You used to be
this team's toughest guy.
1398
01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,501
Now you're trying
to prop yourself up
1399
01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:49,629
with the right woman
or shrink.
1400
01:15:49,754 --> 01:15:51,381
You want to be
a major league pitcher?
1401
01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:52,800
You have to find
something in yourself
1402
01:15:52,883 --> 01:15:54,677
that's yours
and nobody else's.
1403
01:15:54,802 --> 01:15:57,888
You had that once, Rick.
1404
01:15:57,972 --> 01:15:59,348
If were you,
1405
01:15:59,473 --> 01:16:01,809
I'd spend the rest of the night
trying to find it.
1406
01:16:01,851 --> 01:16:05,062
Without it, you're no good
to me or the team.
1407
01:16:13,487 --> 01:16:15,323
What an asshole.
1408
01:16:18,909 --> 01:16:20,829
What an amazing asshole.
1409
01:16:25,042 --> 01:16:27,544
I thought
he was my friend.
1410
01:16:29,463 --> 01:16:30,672
Why is everybody
so threatened
1411
01:16:30,756 --> 01:16:31,923
by me improving myself?
1412
01:16:45,771 --> 01:16:47,397
What an asshole.
1413
01:16:49,024 --> 01:16:50,902
Hey, you're looking good, Lou.
1414
01:16:51,027 --> 01:16:52,779
Forget about me.
I'm fine.
1415
01:16:52,904 --> 01:16:54,614
You gotta
talk to the team,Jake.
1416
01:16:54,739 --> 01:16:59,535
Give 'em hell. Let 'em know they're
too good to roll over and play dead.
1417
01:16:59,619 --> 01:17:05,083
Will do, Skip. And, hey,
we'll win this one for you.
1418
01:17:06,125 --> 01:17:08,336
Hey, Taylor!
1419
01:17:08,419 --> 01:17:10,088
Promise me one thing.
1420
01:17:10,338 --> 01:17:12,757
- Sure. What?
- When you talk to the team
1421
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,759
don't give 'em
one of them corny
1422
01:17:14,842 --> 01:17:16,636
"Let's win one for Lou"
speeches.
1423
01:17:16,719 --> 01:17:18,389
I couldn't stand that.
1424
01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:21,850
Yeah. Promise.
1425
01:17:21,934 --> 01:17:24,103
Give 'em hell tonight,
Schoupie.
1426
01:17:24,395 --> 01:17:25,729
Look alive there, Pedro.
1427
01:17:25,771 --> 01:17:28,732
Rube, give this catalog a try.
1428
01:17:28,774 --> 01:17:30,401
I think you'll
like the writing.
1429
01:17:30,526 --> 01:17:33,112
Thanks.
1430
01:17:33,362 --> 01:17:34,822
"Frederick's
of Hollywood?"
1431
01:17:37,866 --> 01:17:40,411
Alright, everybody,
listen up.
1432
01:17:43,497 --> 01:17:47,293
I didn't want to have
to tell you this, but...
1433
01:17:47,377 --> 01:17:49,087
Lou's goin' under
the knife tomorrow.
1434
01:17:49,337 --> 01:17:51,297
Yeah.
1435
01:17:52,382 --> 01:17:54,342
He's not doin' so good.
1436
01:17:54,426 --> 01:17:57,971
Doctor told me
he might not make it at all.
1437
01:17:59,973 --> 01:18:03,435
As a matter of fact,
there's a good chance
1438
01:18:03,518 --> 01:18:07,814
that this game tonight might be
his last experience on this earth.
1439
01:18:09,983 --> 01:18:11,818
He had a hard time talking.
1440
01:18:11,943 --> 01:18:13,653
But he did say this...
1441
01:18:17,533 --> 01:18:20,494
win this one for me.
1442
01:18:20,619 --> 01:18:23,622
I might as well have
a little taste o fheaven now
1443
01:18:23,706 --> 01:18:25,791
just in case
I'm not headed there.
1444
01:18:32,131 --> 01:18:36,385
Hell! When a man's
lights are about to go out
1445
01:18:36,510 --> 01:18:39,889
the fat lady can't sing
if it's not over!
1446
01:18:46,730 --> 01:18:47,939
Come on!
1447
01:18:48,023 --> 01:18:49,733
Let's go.
1448
01:19:00,077 --> 01:19:02,371
You okay, Pedro?
1449
01:19:04,581 --> 01:19:05,874
That was beautiful, man.
1450
01:19:07,668 --> 01:19:11,755
It made me realize that there are
more important things than baseball.
1451
01:19:13,091 --> 01:19:16,719
I love you, man.
1452
01:19:23,643 --> 01:19:25,395
Oh, no.
1453
01:19:38,783 --> 01:19:40,326
How you doing, everybody?
1454
01:19:40,410 --> 01:19:43,414
Harry Doyle here welcoming all you
fanatic featherheads
1455
01:19:43,539 --> 01:19:45,708
to the American League
Championship Series,
1456
01:19:45,749 --> 01:19:48,669
where, tonight, the comeback kids
of the Cuyahoga
1457
01:19:48,752 --> 01:19:51,588
will begin their quest
to earn a World Series berth
1458
01:19:51,714 --> 01:19:54,800
for the first time
since 1954.
1459
01:19:54,925 --> 01:19:58,804
Out to spoil the fun are those
Pale Hosers from the Windy City,
1460
01:19:58,929 --> 01:20:01,932
who squeaked by the Tribe
a year ago in the playoffs
1461
01:20:02,057 --> 01:20:04,560
and lucked out again
in the World Series.
1462
01:20:04,643 --> 01:20:07,980
What else can you say
about these White Sox except...
1463
01:20:08,105 --> 01:20:11,735
at least
they're not from Canada.
1464
01:20:11,860 --> 01:20:15,113
After tonight, we'll be going to
the World Series.
1465
01:20:15,405 --> 01:20:17,782
Yeah, in Chicago.
1466
01:20:17,866 --> 01:20:20,702
Schoup ready
for the opening pitch now.
1467
01:20:20,785 --> 01:20:21,953
Winds and fires to Termini.
1468
01:20:22,078 --> 01:20:23,663
He swung and missed,
1469
01:20:23,788 --> 01:20:24,914
and we're underway.
1470
01:20:29,669 --> 01:20:30,587
Oh, no.
1471
01:20:37,552 --> 01:20:39,597
Baker threw the ball
to third.
1472
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:42,683
I guess he felt Wilcox
didn't get enough infield practice.
1473
01:20:44,435 --> 01:20:45,519
Anyway...
1474
01:20:45,603 --> 01:20:48,481
Schoup ready again.
Winds and comes to Termini.
1475
01:20:48,564 --> 01:20:51,734
High, and the count
is even at 1 and 1.
1476
01:20:55,529 --> 01:20:59,325
Son, you throw that ball
down there again, with nobody on,
1477
01:20:59,408 --> 01:21:01,619
you're going to make me
very unhappy.
1478
01:21:05,539 --> 01:21:06,624
"The tulip lace bra
1479
01:21:06,666 --> 01:21:08,752
has ruffled underwired cups,
1480
01:21:08,835 --> 01:21:10,754
creating a curvier you,
1481
01:21:10,837 --> 01:21:13,340
for evening's bare neckline. "
1482
01:21:13,382 --> 01:21:14,341
Whoo!
1483
01:21:14,424 --> 01:21:15,759
Yeah!
1484
01:21:15,842 --> 01:21:19,805
So Baker finally gets one
back to the pitcher.
1485
01:21:19,888 --> 01:21:22,057
"Matching crocheted panties
are also available. "
1486
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:26,645
Bottom of the 1st,
1487
01:21:26,728 --> 01:21:29,606
2 down, Dowling in scoring
position at second.
1488
01:21:29,690 --> 01:21:32,484
Bucek comes set,
fires to Cerrano.
1489
01:21:32,567 --> 01:21:34,027
Swung on and popped up,
1490
01:21:34,152 --> 01:21:35,946
and that'll do it.
1491
01:21:36,030 --> 01:21:38,908
Bottom of the 3rd,
still nothing-nothing.
1492
01:21:39,033 --> 01:21:42,662
Tanaka at the plate
as Baker leads away from second.
1493
01:21:42,704 --> 01:21:45,039
Bucek into the stretch,
delivers.
1494
01:21:45,164 --> 01:21:46,040
Tanaka swings
1495
01:21:46,165 --> 01:21:48,334
and lines a base hit
to left field.
1496
01:21:48,418 --> 01:21:51,796
Baker around third.
They're waving him home.
1497
01:21:51,879 --> 01:21:52,922
Get down!
1498
01:21:53,047 --> 01:21:53,923
Baker dives!
1499
01:21:54,048 --> 01:21:54,924
Oh, shoot.
1500
01:21:55,049 --> 01:21:56,759
He scores!
1501
01:21:56,884 --> 01:21:58,636
And the Indians lead
1502
01:21:58,720 --> 01:21:59,637
1to nothing.
1503
01:22:03,599 --> 01:22:04,517
Oh, shut up!
1504
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:06,061
It's only one run.
1505
01:22:12,484 --> 01:22:13,402
Top of the 4th.
1506
01:22:13,485 --> 01:22:15,404
Parkman leads
away from first,
1507
01:22:15,487 --> 01:22:16,405
Beck from second.
1508
01:22:18,073 --> 01:22:20,701
Schoup comes to the stretch.
1509
01:22:20,784 --> 01:22:22,369
Delivers to Shaw.
1510
01:22:22,494 --> 01:22:24,955
There's a swing and a drive
to deep right field.
1511
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:26,832
It's off the fence.
1512
01:22:26,915 --> 01:22:28,417
Cerrano up with it.
1513
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,543
Beck scores.
1514
01:22:29,668 --> 01:22:31,462
Here comes Parkman
around third.
1515
01:22:31,587 --> 01:22:33,923
The relay from Miller.
1516
01:22:34,049 --> 01:22:36,593
They've got Parkman nailed.
1517
01:22:41,348 --> 01:22:43,016
The ball comes loose,
1518
01:22:43,099 --> 01:22:47,437
and the White Sox
take the lead, 2-1.
1519
01:22:47,562 --> 01:22:50,565
Welcome to
the big leagues, hayseed.
1520
01:22:50,690 --> 01:22:53,443
Don't stand on the tracks
when the train's coming through.
1521
01:22:59,949 --> 01:23:02,411
Bottom of the 4th.
Cerrano swings
1522
01:23:02,495 --> 01:23:05,414
and strikes out again.
1523
01:23:05,498 --> 01:23:06,540
That's a good pitch.
1524
01:23:06,624 --> 01:23:07,583
Top of the 5th,
1525
01:23:07,625 --> 01:23:09,377
Sox threatening again here.
1526
01:23:09,460 --> 01:23:10,378
Bases loaded,
1527
01:23:10,461 --> 01:23:13,089
2 outs, 3 and 2 on Dawson.
1528
01:23:13,130 --> 01:23:14,799
Schoup has to throw a strike.
1529
01:23:14,924 --> 01:23:18,094
The runners will be moving
on the pitch.
1530
01:23:18,344 --> 01:23:19,595
Here it is.
1531
01:23:19,679 --> 01:23:22,306
And Dawson drives one to deep center.
This is trouble.
1532
01:23:22,431 --> 01:23:24,433
Way back toward the wall.
1533
01:23:24,558 --> 01:23:25,726
Hayes racing.
1534
01:23:25,810 --> 01:23:27,353
Still going.
1535
01:23:27,478 --> 01:23:28,813
He's got it!
1536
01:23:28,938 --> 01:23:30,022
Not this time!
1537
01:23:33,485 --> 01:23:36,321
And the Indians
dodge a 3-run bullet.
1538
01:23:36,446 --> 01:23:38,448
What a catch by Hayes.
1539
01:23:38,532 --> 01:23:40,450
2 down, bottom of the 5th,
1540
01:23:40,534 --> 01:23:41,868
2 and 1 on Hayes,
1541
01:23:41,993 --> 01:23:43,912
trying to pick up
Miller from third.
1542
01:23:43,995 --> 01:23:45,956
Hey, Black Hammer,
1543
01:23:46,081 --> 01:23:47,749
read some of your reviews.
1544
01:23:47,833 --> 01:23:51,670
One guy said Willie Mays Hayes
couldn't play dead.
1545
01:23:51,712 --> 01:23:53,672
Bucek, the big Chicago
left-hander,
1546
01:23:53,714 --> 01:23:55,048
winds, fires...
1547
01:23:55,173 --> 01:23:58,051
High. Ball 3 to Hayes.
1548
01:24:00,346 --> 01:24:02,890
He also said
the stunts were a joke.
1549
01:24:03,016 --> 01:24:04,350
You do your own stunts,
1550
01:24:04,434 --> 01:24:06,436
orwere you afraid
of getting hurt?
1551
01:24:06,519 --> 01:24:08,730
If get
the chance to score,
1552
01:24:08,855 --> 01:24:10,606
we'll see who's afraid.
1553
01:24:12,984 --> 01:24:14,485
I don't intend to slide.
1554
01:24:14,569 --> 01:24:15,737
You don't?
1555
01:24:15,862 --> 01:24:17,780
You better, little man.
1556
01:24:17,864 --> 01:24:18,781
Just 'cause your movie bombed
1557
01:24:18,865 --> 01:24:20,783
doesn't mean you have
to commit suicide.
1558
01:24:20,867 --> 01:24:23,953
Hayes waits for
the 3-0 delivery.
1559
01:24:24,037 --> 01:24:25,038
Low. Ball 4.
1560
01:24:25,163 --> 01:24:26,789
I'll be home soon,
honey.
1561
01:24:26,873 --> 01:24:28,667
I'll be waiting,
sweetheart.
1562
01:24:28,709 --> 01:24:31,920
So Bucekwalks Hayes,
putting runners at the corners
1563
01:24:32,046 --> 01:24:33,672
as Baker comes
to the plate
1564
01:24:33,756 --> 01:24:36,091
with the Indians
still trailing 2-1.
1565
01:24:36,383 --> 01:24:39,845
Some little sheep back home probably
misses ya, huh, Rube?
1566
01:24:39,970 --> 01:24:41,430
The runners
take their leads.
1567
01:24:41,555 --> 01:24:44,725
Bucek checks,
comes to the plate,
1568
01:24:44,850 --> 01:24:47,353
Baker swings
and lines a drive
1569
01:24:47,436 --> 01:24:48,479
to the left field corner.
1570
01:24:48,562 --> 01:24:49,897
It's off the wall.
1571
01:24:49,980 --> 01:24:52,775
Belmonti up with it.
Miller scores.
1572
01:24:52,858 --> 01:24:54,610
Hayes flying around third.
1573
01:24:54,735 --> 01:24:56,070
Here comes the throw.
1574
01:24:56,153 --> 01:24:58,365
Come on! Aah!
1575
01:24:58,448 --> 01:25:00,742
Sucker!
1576
01:25:04,162 --> 01:25:06,539
Hayes scores!
1577
01:25:06,581 --> 01:25:08,917
And the Indians
lead 3-2.
1578
01:25:13,421 --> 01:25:15,507
I told you
I wasn't gonna slide.
1579
01:25:15,590 --> 01:25:17,384
You got a long way
to go, Peckerhead.
1580
01:25:17,467 --> 01:25:20,387
That's Mr. Peckerhead
to you, pal. Ah!
1581
01:25:20,470 --> 01:25:21,388
Yeah, baby.
1582
01:25:24,724 --> 01:25:28,396
Aha! Now we're starting
to roll, boys!
1583
01:25:28,479 --> 01:25:29,438
Are you alright?
1584
01:25:29,522 --> 01:25:33,109
Oh, yeah.
I love this British stuff.
1585
01:25:33,359 --> 01:25:36,529
General Spenser-Ewell was a patient
of your Uncle Richard's.
1586
01:25:36,612 --> 01:25:38,531
Arthur and I dined...
1587
01:25:38,614 --> 01:25:40,825
T op of the 7th,
3-2 I ndians.
1588
01:25:40,950 --> 01:25:42,827
The White Sox have runners
at the corners.
1589
01:25:42,952 --> 01:25:45,705
Schoup is 2 and 1
to Parkman.
1590
01:25:45,788 --> 01:25:47,790
Parkman doing
his little shimmy.
1591
01:25:47,915 --> 01:25:50,543
It makes the women
here in Cleveland puke.
1592
01:25:50,626 --> 01:25:51,752
One more, Schoup!
1593
01:25:53,796 --> 01:25:54,923
Schoup delivers...
1594
01:25:55,048 --> 01:25:57,676
Parkman swings
and hammers a long drive
1595
01:25:57,801 --> 01:25:59,136
to deep left center field.
1596
01:25:59,344 --> 01:26:02,806
Back goes Hayes.
It's gone.
1597
01:26:02,931 --> 01:26:04,099
Damn.
1598
01:26:06,935 --> 01:26:09,730
Yes! Yes!
Parkman, you stud!
1599
01:26:09,813 --> 01:26:13,817
Parkman puts the Sox
back on top, 5-3.
1600
01:26:19,948 --> 01:26:21,616
You scumbag bum!
Sit down!
1601
01:26:24,454 --> 01:26:27,415
See? I told ya.
1602
01:26:27,498 --> 01:26:30,585
Bring out the tarp.
Cover the field.
1603
01:26:30,668 --> 01:26:32,545
I can't watch this anymore.
1604
01:26:32,670 --> 01:26:34,547
It's over.
1605
01:26:34,672 --> 01:26:37,508
Turn the lights out.
Bring in the bulldozers.
1606
01:26:37,633 --> 01:26:40,511
Turn this place
into a parking lot.
1607
01:26:43,723 --> 01:26:45,516
That his
elderlymother...
1608
01:26:45,641 --> 01:26:47,727
This is tragic stuff.
1609
01:26:47,852 --> 01:26:49,687
Bottom of the 8th, 2 down,
1610
01:26:49,771 --> 01:26:50,730
Campbell at first.
1611
01:26:50,813 --> 01:26:52,524
The Indians trailing by 2,
1612
01:26:52,649 --> 01:26:56,028
down to their last
four outs.
1613
01:26:56,111 --> 01:26:58,364
Taylor's got to get
something done here,
1614
01:26:58,489 --> 01:27:01,950
or he'll have the bottom
of the order in the 9th.
1615
01:27:09,792 --> 01:27:10,709
Dorn.
1616
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:13,962
Yeah?
1617
01:27:14,046 --> 01:27:15,923
Didn't this guy used
to pitch you inside?
1618
01:27:16,048 --> 01:27:16,924
Yeah.
1619
01:27:17,049 --> 01:27:19,343
Get a bat
and step into one.
1620
01:27:19,426 --> 01:27:20,387
What?
1621
01:27:20,428 --> 01:27:22,389
Let him hit you
with the ball.
1622
01:27:22,514 --> 01:27:24,307
Are you crazy?
1623
01:27:24,391 --> 01:27:26,017
It's the only way
you'll get to play.
1624
01:27:26,142 --> 01:27:28,061
Roger, take one for the team.
1625
01:27:33,525 --> 01:27:34,401
It's not my bat.
1626
01:27:34,526 --> 01:27:35,402
Get in there.
1627
01:27:35,527 --> 01:27:37,946
- Let's go, Roger.
- Atta boy.
1628
01:27:38,071 --> 01:27:41,449
And Taylor is sending up...
Roger Dorn?
1629
01:27:41,533 --> 01:27:43,868
Dorn is 0 for the century
against this guy,
1630
01:27:43,952 --> 01:27:46,454
but has several
foul tips.
1631
01:27:48,790 --> 01:27:52,461
So Dorn inches in
and gets ready to face Bucek.
1632
01:27:54,588 --> 01:27:56,090
Here's the pitch.
1633
01:27:56,382 --> 01:27:57,466
Oh, God!
1634
01:27:57,591 --> 01:28:00,011
Oh! And Dorn is hit
right in the back.
1635
01:28:00,094 --> 01:28:03,014
And the Indians
catch a break.
1636
01:28:03,097 --> 01:28:05,016
They'll have runners
at first and second
1637
01:28:05,099 --> 01:28:07,601
with Dorn representing
the tying run.
1638
01:28:07,727 --> 01:28:09,061
Pinch runner.
1639
01:28:09,145 --> 01:28:10,479
No!
1640
01:28:12,815 --> 01:28:13,774
You alright?
1641
01:28:13,858 --> 01:28:15,693
God, that hurts.
1642
01:28:15,776 --> 01:28:18,405
Markley, get in there
and run for Dorn.
1643
01:28:20,949 --> 01:28:21,867
Uh-uh.
1644
01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:29,624
Dorn!
1645
01:28:29,750 --> 01:28:31,877
So Dorn gets his first
hit of the season,
1646
01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:34,755
although it doesn't look
like he's ready to leave.
1647
01:28:34,838 --> 01:28:36,048
Dorn!
1648
01:28:36,131 --> 01:28:38,091
Taylor may have to
call the cops out.
1649
01:28:38,133 --> 01:28:39,760
Dorn!
1650
01:28:39,885 --> 01:28:41,386
Ohh.
1651
01:28:45,849 --> 01:28:47,643
Nice game.
1652
01:28:47,727 --> 01:28:49,937
Well, Dorn finally leaves
after putting on
1653
01:28:50,021 --> 01:28:52,482
a very impressive
exhibition of stretching.
1654
01:28:52,648 --> 01:28:54,901
And that brings up
the potential go-ahead run
1655
01:28:54,984 --> 01:28:57,570
in the person
of Pedro Cerrano.
1656
01:28:57,653 --> 01:29:01,366
Pedro's left a small village
on the base paths tonight.
1657
01:29:01,449 --> 01:29:03,743
Parkman, my friend,
how you doing?
1658
01:29:03,826 --> 01:29:06,454
Look at the scoreboard, buddha.
I'm doing fine.
1659
01:29:08,456 --> 01:29:11,834
Pedro! Pedro!
1660
01:29:13,503 --> 01:29:15,672
Bucek's set at the belt.
1661
01:29:15,798 --> 01:29:16,924
Delivers...
1662
01:29:17,007 --> 01:29:18,592
swung on and missed.
1663
01:29:18,675 --> 01:29:19,593
Ooh.
1664
01:29:19,676 --> 01:29:21,595
And Cerrano
is down a strike.
1665
01:29:23,472 --> 01:29:25,057
This guy is not
messing around.
1666
01:29:25,182 --> 01:29:27,518
He's going
right after Pedro.
1667
01:29:27,601 --> 01:29:29,812
From the stretch.
He's ready.
1668
01:29:31,480 --> 01:29:32,648
Fires...
1669
01:29:32,731 --> 01:29:33,816
Strike.
1670
01:29:33,899 --> 01:29:35,484
That had some quickness.
1671
01:29:35,609 --> 01:29:37,361
So, two straight heaters,
1672
01:29:37,444 --> 01:29:40,030
and Cerrano is down
to his last strike.
1673
01:29:42,950 --> 01:29:45,870
Ohh...
1674
01:29:50,500 --> 01:29:52,335
Oh, you guys.
1675
01:29:52,419 --> 01:29:54,379
Cerrano back in the box.
1676
01:29:54,504 --> 01:29:56,673
That last pitch, man...
1677
01:29:56,756 --> 01:29:58,133
that was beautiful.
1678
01:30:04,764 --> 01:30:07,851
Bucek has his sign
and comes set,
1679
01:30:07,934 --> 01:30:09,936
here's the pitch
to Cerrano.
1680
01:30:10,061 --> 01:30:12,565
He swings and drives
one into deep left center.
1681
01:30:12,690 --> 01:30:14,358
Way back! Going...
1682
01:30:14,442 --> 01:30:15,484
going...
1683
01:30:15,568 --> 01:30:17,403
gone!
1684
01:30:17,486 --> 01:30:19,321
To the upper deck!
1685
01:30:19,405 --> 01:30:20,823
Yes!
1686
01:30:20,906 --> 01:30:22,533
Not as beautiful as that, though.
1687
01:30:22,658 --> 01:30:23,659
Heh heh heh.
1688
01:30:28,372 --> 01:30:29,540
Way to go, Pedro!
1689
01:30:29,665 --> 01:30:32,084
Big knock, baby.
Big knock!
1690
01:30:32,376 --> 01:30:36,088
And the Indians lead 6-5!
1691
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:47,934
Look at that
scoreboard now...
1692
01:30:48,060 --> 01:30:48,935
grasshopper.
1693
01:30:52,689 --> 01:30:55,108
Oh, my God.
1694
01:31:01,615 --> 01:31:02,574
What a shot!
1695
01:31:02,699 --> 01:31:03,867
Three more outs,
we go to the series.
1696
01:31:03,950 --> 01:31:07,454
So what?
They'll blow it in the 9th.
1697
01:31:07,579 --> 01:31:08,455
Hey! Ow!
1698
01:31:11,834 --> 01:31:12,877
We're in the 9th.
1699
01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:15,338
2 down, 2 and 1 to Termini.
1700
01:31:15,421 --> 01:31:17,423
Once again the Indians
one out away
1701
01:31:17,548 --> 01:31:19,884
from the American League Championship.
1702
01:31:19,967 --> 01:31:21,302
Here's the pitch.
1703
01:31:21,427 --> 01:31:22,804
Ball 3.
1704
01:31:22,887 --> 01:31:25,765
And Schoup is now
only one pitch away
1705
01:31:25,807 --> 01:31:27,767
from putting
the go-ahead run on.
1706
01:31:27,809 --> 01:31:29,435
You gotta love
this kind of excitement,
1707
01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:31,604
don't you, Monte?
1708
01:31:31,688 --> 01:31:35,650
You took the words
right out of my mouth.
1709
01:31:35,692 --> 01:31:37,652
Here's the pitch...
1710
01:31:37,694 --> 01:31:40,781
Ball 4!
And the Sox have two aboard
1711
01:31:40,864 --> 01:31:41,907
with Beck coming up,
1712
01:31:41,990 --> 01:31:43,909
who already has a 2-run
double tonight.
1713
01:31:43,992 --> 01:31:44,827
Come on.
1714
01:31:45,869 --> 01:31:47,371
- Time.
- Time!
1715
01:31:50,416 --> 01:31:53,460
You ain't got
nobody left, Taylor!
1716
01:31:53,544 --> 01:31:55,504
You're old
Mother Hubbard...
1717
01:31:55,587 --> 01:31:57,840
and onlyVaughn's
in the cupboard!
1718
01:31:57,923 --> 01:31:59,633
Good job.
1719
01:31:59,717 --> 01:32:00,634
Thanks.
1720
01:32:00,718 --> 01:32:01,760
Outstanding game,
Schoupie.
1721
01:32:01,844 --> 01:32:03,804
You fought them
all the way.
1722
01:32:03,846 --> 01:32:06,056
Can't believe I walked
that Punch-and-Judy hitter.
1723
01:32:06,181 --> 01:32:08,351
We'll get them for you.
1724
01:32:08,476 --> 01:32:09,352
Give me Vaughn.
1725
01:32:11,479 --> 01:32:12,647
You mean Rick Vaughn?
1726
01:32:12,731 --> 01:32:14,691
Yeah.
1727
01:32:14,733 --> 01:32:16,526
He's pitching to Beck,
not Parkman.
1728
01:32:16,651 --> 01:32:18,945
He wants the righty!
1729
01:32:19,029 --> 01:32:21,031
The Vile Thing!
1730
01:32:21,156 --> 01:32:24,784
The Grab-Your-Throat
And-Choke Thing!
1731
01:32:24,868 --> 01:32:26,494
Stuffit, lard-mouth.
1732
01:32:26,578 --> 01:32:28,038
Oh, my God!
1733
01:32:28,163 --> 01:32:29,039
Oh, my God!
1734
01:32:34,878 --> 01:32:36,505
Oh, my God.
It's him.
1735
01:32:36,630 --> 01:32:37,548
Crank it,Jerry.
1736
01:32:52,646 --> 01:32:54,106
Oh, no.
1737
01:32:54,398 --> 01:32:56,734
Not that damn song again!
1738
01:33:00,529 --> 01:33:02,865
The bad seed is back!
1739
01:33:02,948 --> 01:33:05,994
It's Wild Thing!
1740
01:33:06,078 --> 01:33:10,457
Aah!
1741
01:33:10,582 --> 01:33:12,042
Wild Thing
1742
01:33:14,419 --> 01:33:16,338
You make
my heart sing
1743
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:20,801
You make everything
1744
01:33:20,926 --> 01:33:21,843
Groovy
1745
01:33:23,512 --> 01:33:25,806
Come on, wild thing
1746
01:33:25,889 --> 01:33:26,807
Hey, hey!
1747
01:33:26,890 --> 01:33:28,100
Yeah!
1748
01:33:33,606 --> 01:33:35,817
Nice look.
Welcome back, Vaughn.
1749
01:33:35,942 --> 01:33:37,360
Good to be back.
1750
01:33:37,443 --> 01:33:41,406
OK. Now, Beck likes them
on the outer half,
1751
01:33:41,489 --> 01:33:42,448
so jam him.
1752
01:33:42,490 --> 01:33:44,575
I want Parkman.
1753
01:33:44,659 --> 01:33:46,744
Parkman's not up.
Beck's the hitter.
1754
01:33:46,828 --> 01:33:47,745
I'll walk him.
1755
01:33:47,829 --> 01:33:50,373
And load the bases
for Parkman?
1756
01:33:50,456 --> 01:33:52,792
I want Parkman.
1757
01:33:57,422 --> 01:33:58,715
Wild thing
1758
01:34:01,342 --> 01:34:02,136
You make
my heart sing
1759
01:34:02,386 --> 01:34:05,097
Alright.
Go get him, Rick.
1760
01:34:05,389 --> 01:34:07,558
You make everything
1761
01:34:07,641 --> 01:34:08,684
Groovy...
1762
01:34:08,809 --> 01:34:10,436
Hey, when the tough
get going,
1763
01:34:10,519 --> 01:34:11,645
the going get tough.
1764
01:34:29,997 --> 01:34:31,833
OK, Ricky, baby!
1765
01:34:31,958 --> 01:34:34,335
Time for
some serious cheese!
1766
01:34:34,419 --> 01:34:35,837
The Roquefort Rocket!
1767
01:34:35,962 --> 01:34:37,714
The Brie Bullet!
1768
01:34:37,839 --> 01:34:39,674
The Parmesan Pellet!
1769
01:34:48,850 --> 01:34:50,602
So, in a surprise move,
1770
01:34:50,769 --> 01:34:53,438
Vaughn is on to pitch here.
1771
01:34:53,772 --> 01:34:54,814
Ball 1!
1772
01:34:55,023 --> 01:34:56,232
They're going to walk Beck
to get to Parkman.
1773
01:34:57,192 --> 01:34:59,862
Obviously,
Taylor's thinking-
1774
01:34:59,987 --> 01:35:02,656
I don't know what the hell
he's thinking.
1775
01:35:06,369 --> 01:35:07,536
New haircut...
1776
01:35:07,787 --> 01:35:08,704
same dead arm.
1777
01:35:11,874 --> 01:35:13,542
And there's ball 4,
1778
01:35:13,542 --> 01:35:15,127
and Beck trots to first.
1779
01:35:17,088 --> 01:35:19,048
So they're loaded
forJack Parkman
1780
01:35:19,173 --> 01:35:22,134
who's hitting just over
.900 against Vaughn.
1781
01:35:22,301 --> 01:35:24,845
Parkman homered
the last time he faced him.
1782
01:35:24,970 --> 01:35:26,013
Nowbatting,
1783
01:35:26,347 --> 01:35:28,015
number 15,
1784
01:35:28,558 --> 01:35:31,019
Jack Parkman.
1785
01:35:48,537 --> 01:35:50,664
You wanted him,
you got him.
1786
01:35:50,747 --> 01:35:52,457
OK, Rick.
Let's get nasty.
1787
01:35:54,126 --> 01:35:56,878
Vaughn looking
for the sign...
1788
01:35:57,004 --> 01:35:58,047
and he's got it.
1789
01:36:02,927 --> 01:36:05,346
Swung on and missed!
Strike 1!
1790
01:36:05,430 --> 01:36:07,348
He had something
on that baby!
1791
01:36:07,432 --> 01:36:08,433
Whoo.
1792
01:36:10,101 --> 01:36:11,894
Boy's pumped up.
1793
01:36:11,978 --> 01:36:14,397
Looks like
I'll have to get serious.
1794
01:36:14,480 --> 01:36:17,108
Vaughn back
on the slab.
1795
01:36:22,739 --> 01:36:25,617
Baker gives him
the sign.
1796
01:36:25,743 --> 01:36:28,912
Vaughn ready,
and here it comes.
1797
01:36:28,996 --> 01:36:31,749
Swung on and foul
to the screen.
1798
01:36:31,832 --> 01:36:34,626
Parkman wasn't fooled
on that one.
1799
01:36:34,752 --> 01:36:36,670
Oh, he just missed it.
1800
01:36:36,754 --> 01:36:38,380
I got your timing now.
1801
01:36:38,464 --> 01:36:40,799
But I'll bet you don't have
enough hair on your ass
1802
01:36:40,883 --> 01:36:42,468
to throw me another one.
1803
01:36:42,593 --> 01:36:44,428
Here it comes, Parkman.
1804
01:36:44,511 --> 01:36:47,389
Old number one,
The Terminator.
1805
01:36:47,473 --> 01:36:50,476
You get a piece of it,
you can rename it.
1806
01:36:58,985 --> 01:37:00,320
Blow this chump away.
1807
01:37:00,445 --> 01:37:04,866
Staywith the smoke.
Just go after him.
1808
01:37:04,991 --> 01:37:07,619
Mr. Parkman,
you're a great ball player,
1809
01:37:07,660 --> 01:37:08,870
and I'd just like to say
1810
01:37:08,995 --> 01:37:10,622
you're standing
on the tracks,
1811
01:37:10,705 --> 01:37:12,707
and the train's
coming through, butthead.
1812
01:37:16,544 --> 01:37:19,339
Bring it here, Ricky!
1813
01:37:19,506 --> 01:37:21,883
So Vaughn is 0-2
to Parkman.
1814
01:37:44,198 --> 01:37:45,366
Swung on and missed!
1815
01:37:45,491 --> 01:37:46,701
Yeah!
1816
01:37:46,826 --> 01:37:49,495
And the Indians win it!
It's all over!
1817
01:37:49,620 --> 01:37:51,038
The Indians win it!
1818
01:37:53,166 --> 01:37:54,042
Whoo!
1819
01:38:10,392 --> 01:38:12,686
I gotta get
out of this business!
1820
01:38:12,769 --> 01:38:13,895
Oh!
1821
01:38:14,020 --> 01:38:15,105
That-a-boy, Rick!
1822
01:38:15,397 --> 01:38:16,523
I knew you could do it!
1823
01:38:16,648 --> 01:38:19,735
Mr. Brown, calm down!
1824
01:38:19,860 --> 01:38:21,112
I love this shit!
1825
01:38:21,404 --> 01:38:23,072
I may move to England!
1826
01:38:25,366 --> 01:38:26,701
I told you we'd win!
1827
01:38:26,743 --> 01:38:29,370
I told you in spring training
we'd win!
1828
01:38:29,495 --> 01:38:30,538
Yay!
1829
01:38:30,621 --> 01:38:31,998
Indians!
1830
01:38:32,081 --> 01:38:33,833
- Oh!
- Oh!
1831
01:38:33,916 --> 01:38:35,084
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1832
01:38:35,376 --> 01:38:37,378
We're going
to the World Series now!
1833
01:38:37,503 --> 01:38:39,047
We're going
to the World Series!
1834
01:38:39,130 --> 01:38:42,717
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
1835
01:38:42,800 --> 01:38:43,843
Yeah!
1836
01:38:43,926 --> 01:38:45,094
Whoo! Whoo!
1837
01:38:45,386 --> 01:38:46,721
Yeah!
1838
01:38:49,099 --> 01:38:50,017
Unh!
1839
01:38:50,100 --> 01:38:53,062
There is no God.
1840
01:38:53,145 --> 01:38:53,395
Yeah!
1841
01:38:55,522 --> 01:38:57,816
We did it!
1842
01:38:57,941 --> 01:38:59,109
Hey, what's up?
Hey, baby.
1843
01:38:59,401 --> 01:39:00,110
Yeah!
1844
01:39:00,402 --> 01:39:01,111
Alright!
1845
01:39:01,403 --> 01:39:03,113
Thank you.
1846
01:39:03,405 --> 01:39:05,616
You were so wonderful
out there, Rick.
1847
01:39:05,741 --> 01:39:08,410
The General Cereals
reps are here.
1848
01:39:08,494 --> 01:39:10,496
Great game, Rick.
We'd like to offer you-
1849
01:39:10,621 --> 01:39:12,539
I'm sorry, fellas.
You got the wrong guy.
1850
01:39:12,623 --> 01:39:14,750
I'm sure you make
a great cereal,
1851
01:39:14,875 --> 01:39:16,418
but I like my hair
the way it is.
1852
01:39:16,543 --> 01:39:18,463
I don't eat breakfast
anyway.
1853
01:39:18,546 --> 01:39:19,964
Rick, what are you saying?
1854
01:39:21,716 --> 01:39:23,468
You're a great gal,
Flannery,
1855
01:39:23,551 --> 01:39:25,011
much too good for me.
1856
01:39:25,136 --> 01:39:26,471
Take a hike.
1857
01:39:39,818 --> 01:39:41,444
Nikki, hold it.
1858
01:39:41,569 --> 01:39:44,906
Nikki, I know I was a jerk
the other night,
1859
01:39:44,989 --> 01:39:46,909
but I want to
make it up to you.
1860
01:39:46,992 --> 01:39:49,120
Don't let him sweet-talk you,
Miss R.
1861
01:39:49,370 --> 01:39:52,039
I got World Series tickets
for the kids,
1862
01:39:52,164 --> 01:39:53,916
dugout boxes.
1863
01:39:53,999 --> 01:39:56,335
Take him back.
I forgive him.
1864
01:39:56,460 --> 01:39:57,628
Thank you.
1865
01:39:57,712 --> 01:40:00,673
These guys will really be happy
with the tickets.
1866
01:40:02,842 --> 01:40:04,009
Congratulations.
1867
01:40:04,135 --> 01:40:05,761
Wait. Nikki.
1868
01:40:05,845 --> 01:40:07,805
I want you to come out with me
and celebrate.
1869
01:40:07,888 --> 01:40:09,515
For an hour,
1870
01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:10,641
a year.
1871
01:40:10,725 --> 01:40:13,018
Whatever.
Just come out with me.
1872
01:40:17,482 --> 01:40:19,484
Alright.
1873
01:40:19,609 --> 01:40:21,528
What do you say
we start with an hour?
1874
01:40:33,206 --> 01:40:34,041
Well
1875
01:40:34,166 --> 01:40:35,667
The house is a-rockin'
1876
01:40:35,709 --> 01:40:36,918
Don't bother knockin'
1877
01:40:37,044 --> 01:40:38,503
Now the house
is a-rockin'
1878
01:40:38,587 --> 01:40:39,629
Don't bother knockin'
1879
01:40:39,713 --> 01:40:41,339
If the house
is a-rockin'
1880
01:40:41,423 --> 01:40:43,633
Don't bother,
come on in
1881
01:40:45,720 --> 01:40:46,763
Kick off your shoes
1882
01:40:46,888 --> 01:40:48,347
Start losin' the blues
1883
01:40:48,473 --> 01:40:49,515
This old house
1884
01:40:49,599 --> 01:40:51,059
Ain't got
nothin' to lose
1885
01:40:51,142 --> 01:40:53,061
See, we'll all be here
1886
01:40:53,144 --> 01:40:56,355
Stop spreadin'
the blues
1887
01:40:56,481 --> 01:40:58,399
We got a-room
on the floor
1888
01:40:58,483 --> 01:41:02,070
Come on, baby,
shed some blues
1889
01:41:02,195 --> 01:41:03,780
Yeah, the house
is a-rockin'
1890
01:41:03,905 --> 01:41:04,947
Don't bother knockin'
1891
01:41:05,073 --> 01:41:06,532
Well, the house
is a-rockin'
1892
01:41:06,616 --> 01:41:07,784
Don't bother knockin'
1893
01:41:07,867 --> 01:41:09,369
Well, the house
is a-rockin'
1894
01:41:09,452 --> 01:41:11,662
Don't bother,
come on in
1895
01:41:54,708 --> 01:41:56,042
Well the house
is a-rockin'
1896
01:41:56,126 --> 01:41:57,419
Don't bother knockin'
1897
01:41:57,460 --> 01:41:58,920
Now, the house
is a-rockin'
1898
01:41:58,962 --> 01:42:00,088
Don't bother knockin'
1899
01:42:00,130 --> 01:42:01,715
Now, the house
is a-rockin'
1900
01:42:01,798 --> 01:42:04,926
Don't bother,
come on in
1901
01:42:06,511 --> 01:42:08,722
Walkin' up the streets
you can hear the sounds
1902
01:42:08,805 --> 01:42:09,806
They're some bad
honky-tonkers
1903
01:42:09,932 --> 01:42:11,142
And they're layin'
it down
1904
01:42:11,434 --> 01:42:15,312
See, we'll all be here
we got nothin' to lose
1905
01:42:16,856 --> 01:42:18,357
So get out on the floor
1906
01:42:18,482 --> 01:42:20,985
Shimmy till you
shake somethin' loose
1907
01:42:22,445 --> 01:42:23,779
Yeah, the house
is a-rockin'
1908
01:42:23,863 --> 01:42:24,947
Don't bother knockin'
1909
01:42:25,072 --> 01:42:26,574
Well, the house
is a-rockin'
1910
01:42:26,657 --> 01:42:27,742
Don't bother knockin'
1911
01:42:27,825 --> 01:42:29,410
Yeah, the house
is a-rockin'
1912
01:42:29,493 --> 01:42:32,121
Don't bother,
come on in
1913
01:42:33,497 --> 01:42:34,665
I said the house
is a-rockin'
1914
01:42:34,790 --> 01:42:37,168
Don't bother,
come on in
1915
01:42:43,967 --> 01:42:50,474
Whoa, boom bapa boom
1916
01:42:50,557 --> 01:42:51,850
Whoa, boom
1917
01:42:53,477 --> 01:42:55,353
Bapa boom
1918
01:42:56,938 --> 01:42:59,858
At a glance,
I looked at you
1919
01:42:59,983 --> 01:43:03,403
A- just as fast,
I felt brand-new
1920
01:43:03,487 --> 01:43:05,155
Whoa, you
1921
01:43:06,865 --> 01:43:08,701
A- look at you
1922
01:43:10,536 --> 01:43:13,539
If I made
a pass at you
1923
01:43:13,664 --> 01:43:16,542
A- would you say
that we were through
1924
01:43:16,667 --> 01:43:18,836
Whoa, you
1925
01:43:20,088 --> 01:43:22,382
A- look at you
1926
01:43:23,716 --> 01:43:25,635
Oh, treat yourself right
1927
01:43:25,718 --> 01:43:26,928
Come with me
1928
01:43:27,053 --> 01:43:28,930
Say I do
1929
01:43:30,181 --> 01:43:34,060
Singing whoa,
boom bapa boom
1930
01:43:34,185 --> 01:43:37,398
Whoa,
boom bapa boom
1931
01:43:37,481 --> 01:43:40,150
Whoa, boom
1932
01:43:40,401 --> 01:43:44,029
Bapa boom
1933
01:44:03,757 --> 01:44:06,052
Singing whoa,
boom bapa boom
1934
01:44:06,094 --> 01:44:09,013
- Whoa, boom bapa boom
- Whoa, boom bapa boom
1935
01:44:09,097 --> 01:44:12,016
- Whoa, boom bapa boom
- Whoa, boom
1936
01:44:12,100 --> 01:44:13,810
Whoa, boom
1937
01:44:13,935 --> 01:44:15,562
Bapa boom
1938
01:44:17,021 --> 01:44:19,065
- Singing
- Whoa, boom bapa boom
1939
01:44:19,190 --> 01:44:22,777
- Whoa, boom bapa boom
- Whoa, boom bapa boom
1940
01:44:22,902 --> 01:44:25,363
- Whoa, boom bapa boom
- Whoa boom
1941
01:44:25,447 --> 01:44:27,115
Whoa, boom
1942
01:44:27,365 --> 01:44:30,702
Bapa boom
1943
01:44:31,702 --> 01:44:41,702
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