All language subtitles for MacGyver.2016.S03E20.TBS+AMRAP+AMZN.NTb+ION10.HI.C

Previously on MacGyver...

OVERSIGHT: Whatever time I have left,

I want to spend it with you.

BOZER: I promised Mac I'd pick
up his dad after chemo today.

RILEY: You're not picking up
Oversight in your car, are you?

BOZER: No. Mac Daddy said
I could drive his new whip.

What the... ?

[ELECTRONIC VOICE]: Bye, Jim.

BOZER: You got to get me out of here.

I don't know how much
longer I can stay still.

- MATTY: Is this gonna work?
- It has to.

OSCAR: Three, two, one.

- MACGYVER: Bomb fuse?
- MATTY: That's what's left

of one of the trigger
mechanisms from the device

found in your dad's SUV.

Someone wants to kill your father.

- _
- [HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

[SIRENS WAILING]

_

[TIRES SCREECHING]

MACGYVER: "Car," C-A-R.

I said steal a car

- and pick me up behind the royal palace.
- No, you said "vehicle."

"Steal a vehicle and pick me
up behind the royal palace."

- Direct quote, so that's what I did.
- Nobody uses the word

- "vehicle" colloquially, it sounds ridiculous.
- So does using the word "colloquially."

MACGYVER: Even if I did say "car,"

which I 100% did not, how
was this the best option?

It's bulletproof,
bombproof and fireproof.

Dude, this thing is rad.

Besides, nothing else was gonna
get us out of that mess back there.

Okay, fair enough. But stealing it

is what got us into this current mess.

How does someone as
thorough as you not realize

the Garde républicaine tracks the
French president's limo at all times?

- [BULLETS RICOCHETING]
- [PHONE RINGS]

Oh, great.

Hey, Matty, I, uh, assume you
heard we're in a bit of a pickle?

MATTY: Yes, Mac, you're
on every channel in the EU.

Also, Desi's right. You did
say "vehicle," not "car."

Okay, now that everyone's up to speed,

how about you clear up this
little misunderstanding?

MATTY: I'm sorry, but
unfortunately, I don't have

the supreme magistrate's
personal celly on speed dial.

And even if I did, nothing
would change the fact

that you two took his
private limo for a joie-ride.

Sorry, guys, but if the men in the
ear pieces and the suits catch you,

- there's nothing I can do.
- [TIRES SCREECHING]

[GUNFIRE]

[HORN HONKS]

Oh, we just lost a tire!

According to this, the limo's
titanium-reinforced run-flat tires

- should hold up for about ten minutes.
- Well, that's not a lot of time.

Tell us about the car's other features.

BOZER: It's built on a tank chassis,

it's hermetically sealed in
case of a chemical attack,

- it's got night vision headlights...
- Like I said: R-A-D rad.

BOZER: Backup oxygen
tanks, tear gas grenades,

bags of the president's blood in case
he needs a transfusion in transit...

Wait, wait, I got an idea.

Riley, I need you to direct us

- to the nearest underpass or tunnel.
- RILEY: I'm on it.

- [TIRES SCREECHING]
- DESI: Sorry!

MACGYVER: I'll admit it, Desi
was right. This limo is rad.

Resuscitator masks,
blood transfusion bags,

medical tape, oxygen tanks?

It's got everything a couple of spies

could need to make their escape.

DESI: Whatever you're doing back
there, Einstein, do it faster.

MACGYVER: Faster? You try making
a gas mask at 90 miles an hour.

RILEY: Desi, there's a
tunnel coming up on your left.

- Turn... now.
- [TIRES SCREECHING]

- Sorry.
- [HORNS HONKING]

You okay?

Just keep your eyes on the road.

This stuff doesn't just
exist in James Bond movies.

These are the real deal,
and they'll help, too.

Because now we'll be
breathing the good old O2,

while the French Republican
Guard chokes on fumes.

Au revoir.

[GUARD MEMBERS COUGHING]

♪

- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

♪

Large house, black, extra hot.

Are we talking scalding,
searing or merely piping?

Oh, this is one's a
lawsuit in the making.

Just the way you like it.

For your new guitar fund.

Thanks, Jim. Till tomorrow?

WOMAN [OVER TV]: ... in
daily contact with us,

our children have
disappeared without a trace.

They haven't responded to calls
or e-mails, or posted online.

This is highly unusual.

We know something is wrong.

We're begging the international
community for help.

Anyone with knowledge of their
whereabouts, please contact us.

We just want our babies home.

_

[SIGHS]: Man...

Another dead end, bringing us
to a grand total of zero leads.

Whoever planted this
bomb in my dad's SUV

- went to great lengths to remain anonymous.
- Look, man,

you've been staring at
that wreckage for days now.

How about you take a break
to behold Sparky's new skills?

You really reprogrammed him
to assess human emotions?

I sure did.

My hard drive homeboy

can now analyze eye
movement, body language,

epidermal fluctuations
and a dozen other factors

to determine intent and feelings.

And he's accurate as hell. Look.

This footage was taken in Siena, Italy.

Without knowing any other details,

Sparky will tell us exactly
what those two guys are.

Would you kindly shut up
already? I'm trying to work here.

BOZER: A side effect
of his new programming:

- he's becoming kind of a jerk.
- [CHUCKLES]

ROBOT: Analysis complete.

Subject One is leaning
forward at a 27 degree angle,

indicating eagerness to share.

Eye movement is 32.6%
higher than human average,

indicating nervousness. Based
on these metrics and 11 others,

I have concluded that Subject One

is a highly suggestible
intelligence asset

eager to provide
information to Subject Two.

Boo-yah! That guy's a foreign operative,

and we just watched him successfully
recruit a Ukrainian asset.

Bozer, this is insane.

I mean, this tech will give us

so many valuable
applications in the field.

- Great job, man.
- ROBOT: What am I, chopped liver?

- My bad. You, too, Sparky.
- Whatever.

Hey, uh, you think Oversight
will be so impressed

that he'll give me a raise for this?

Yeah, good luck with that.
Speak of the devil.

Oversight wants us in the
war room in five minutes.

See you there.

We'll get that raise one day, Sparky.

[BEEPING, WHIRRING]

Analysis complete.

- Who are you analyzing?
- Agents MacGyver and Nguyen, of course.

During observed interaction,

they each experienced
rapid spikes in both

heart rate and epidermal redness,

increases in pupillary dilation
by two and three millimeters,

and held 37.3% more eye contact
than baseline Phoenix employees.

Based on these factors,

subjects appear to have
a mutual attraction,

or what humans commonly
refer to as a crush.

- Say what?
- ROBOT: Other synonyms include:

having hots for, thirsting,
catching feelings...

Oh, man.

We are begging the
international community for help.

Anyone with knowledge of their
whereabouts, please contact us.

We just want our babies home.

[EXHALES]

It's a nightmare.

Your kids take a gap year

after graduating college
to travel the world and

one day, they just disappear.

- Do we know where they went missing?
- OVERSIGHT: No.

Ben Hagan and Isabel Marx

last called their parents from
Bogotá, Colombia six days ago.

The next day, they missed
their flight off the continent.

No one's heard from them since.

What did the State Department say?

- That they won't launch an official search.
- BOZER: Won't? Why?

Because right before Ben
and Isabel disappeared,

they told their friends
they were participating

in something called a No-Go Challenge.

OVERSIGHT: It's a scavenger hunt,

known mainly in the
backpacking community,

where you go to dangerous places

so you can do even more dangerous
things when you get there.

- RILEY: Whoa.
- DESI: I've heard about this.

There are No-Go Challenges
on almost every continent.

I mean, Ben and Isabel must have
been doing the South American leg.

OVERSIGHT: Correct. The State
Department advises Americans

not to travel to most
places on the No-Go list.

Since these kids ignored those
warnings, they won't intervene.

Sending rescuers after Ben
and Isabel sets a precedent,

and encourages others
to take the same risks.

RILEY: Which is why the
parents appealed to the public.

- They're out of options.
- OVERSIGHT: That's where we come in.

I called the State Department,

convinced them to let us
handle it unofficially.

Now, this isn't the type of job

that Phoenix normally does, but...

- You're sending us to find them.
- And bring them home safely.

How do we know that
they're actually in trouble?

MATTY: The truth is,
we don't really know

what happened to Ben or Isabel.

They could've gotten injured, or
run into some unsavory characters,

or it could be something else entirely.

OVERSIGHT: The No-Go
Challenge is our only lead.

And since you all can
pass as backpackers,

we're sending you to
follow in their footsteps.

We're gonna do the Challenge ourselves.

Not to pile on the pressure,
but the clock is ticking.

The longer Ben and Isabel are missing,

- the less likely it is we'll ever find them.
- MATTY: Remember,

this is an unsanctioned op, so...

No backup, no local support,
and if things go bad,

- we're on our own.
- MATTY: That's right.

- Any questions?
- MacGYVER: Yeah.

How soon can we leave?

_

♪ Hey, ah ♪

- _
- ♪ Con puño arriba tumba ya toda la muralla... ♪

MACGYVER: According to the
bits of info Riley found online,

we are not far from the
address where backpackers

start the No-Go Challenge
in South America.

That's our best bet for picking
up on Ben and Isabel's trail.

Out of all of the beautiful
places in the world,

they decided to go to
the slums of Bogotá?

Yeah, definitely not at the
top of my travel bucket list.

Still, I'm glad they're
sending us. I mean,

kids do stupid things. They don't
deserve to lose their life for it.

I've certainly done my fair share.

Like steal the French
president's limousine, or... ?

At least that served a purpose.

I'm talking about monumental stupidity

that accomplished absolutely nothing.

Idiocy of a higher order.

Pretty sure I have you
beat in that category.

I will take that bet, gadget boy.

Game on. I was 22 in Tangiers.

- On a camel.
- [LAUGHS]

BOZER: Hey, uh...

Riley, I got to tell you something.

You know how I was programming
Sparky to read human behavior?

- Yeah?
- Well, he analyzed the conversation

between Mac and Desi and
he concluded that, uh,

Mac and Desi have a
thing for each other.

- A thing?
- Yeah. You know, a crush?

The hots? Mac and Desi
are sweating each other?

Yeah, Bozer, I know what thing
you're referring to. I just...

I'm surprised.

But, if it's true, that's great.

Uh, no. It absolutely is not great.

Why not? Mac's awesome, Desi's awesome.

- I don't see the problem.
- When Mac's heart gets involved,

his head gets weird. You know
what happened with him and Nikki.

- Yeah, he wound up taking a bullet.
- Exactly.

- And then there was Deena Feinberg.
- Who?

Deena "Fatal Attraction" Feinberg.

Mac's lab partner in the 7th
grade. He fell head over heels.

Well, by the time I realized

why he was offering to
carry her Trapper Keeper

to and from class every
day, it was too late.

And that semester...

Angus MacGyver...

- got a B in chemistry.
- What?!

- That's impossible.
- [SCOFFS]

Oh, it's possible. I was there.

Okay, so, a... are you
saying Mac shouldn't date?

No, I'm saying Mac shouldn't
date anyone he works with.

Okay? In 7th grade, the
worst thing that could happen

was a slightly less than perfect grade.

But on a mission...

I'd rather Mac keep his
head in the game, you know?

I hear you, Boze.

I just don't see it.

I hope you're right.
For all of our sakes.

♪

[CHILDREN YELLING]

[BRAKES CREAK]

DESI: You're sure we're
at the right place?

When you said we were starting
the scavenger hunt at a skyscraper,

I figured you meant a finished one.

The building's construction was frozen

during the country's banking crisis; i

t's now the world's tallest slum.

Home to 5,000 squatters who
moved in and won't leave.

According to the No-Go lore,

must first retrieve a map

located on the 45th
floor in a utility closet.

Did you say 45th?

Let's go.

They finished building the
elevators, though, right?

Riley!

The maps are up ahead on the left.

These people just decided to
move in and make it their home?

MACGYVER: Yeah, I mean, doing
the best with what they've got.

It's pretty awesome, no matter
how technically illegal, maybe.

I agree, but everyone stay sharp.

There's a reason why the State
Department gave this place

a Level 3 Travel Warning.

This is it.

This is where we're
supposed to find the map.

That's no bueno.

Don't tell me we went up
all those stairs for nothing.

My glutes are burning.
I think I pulled a hammy.

[MAN SPEAKING SPANISH]

Oh. You looking for these?

Oh, I'll give you one of these maps...

for everything you got on you.

Counter offer: one of those
maps and his adorable knife

- for me not kicking all your asses.
- [LAUGHTER]

She's kidding.

We're just, uh, looking
for some of our friends.

Maybe you've seen them?

Look, just answer a few of our
questions, give us some of those maps

and we'll gladly give
you all the cash we have.

Oh, yeah? Well, this
isn't a negotiation.

We take what we want. Now!

Mac, the maps!

MACGYVER: One of mankind's
most effective inventions

is also its simplest: flypaper.

Great for catching insects and
runaway scavenger hunt maps.

Glad you reconsidered.

"Begin your hunt at one of
the four starting points.

The Challenge you start with
will determine your path.

At each, sign your name
and get a clue to the next.

One: bike to Marker 13 of
Death Road in La Paz, Bolivia.

- Two... "
- Wait, Death Road? Hold on.

- Let me see this.
- "Two:

cross the Bridge to the
Clouds in Salta, Argentina.

Three: climb the high-voltage
electrical tower 312

in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Four: swim through Alligator
Alley in Caracas, Venezuela."

I cast my vote for option five:

none of the above. This is nuts.

Yeah, you're right, Boze,
but we have a bigger problem.

We have no idea which starting
point Ben and Isabel chose.

I don't understand. I
thought the State Department

said that they weren't going to help us.

The organization that we work
for operates independently

from the State Department.

We have a team on the
ground in South America

searching for Ben and
Isabel as we speak.

I don't know what to say.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

We don't have the resources
to follow every path

on the Challenge, so
we need to prioritize.

Is there anything Ben said to you

regarding any of these starting points?

In these cases, sometimes the smallest,

most seemingly insignificant detail

could make all the difference.

I don't know how this happened.

Last year was fine.

Ben landed a great job,

and then at the last
minute, he turned it down.

Said he was too young
to be stuck behind a desk

and instead was going to
travel the world with Isabel.

I was against it.

I didn't have the opportunity
to take that kind of adventure

when I was Ben's age.

And he's right, you know,

once you start with the family,
the job, the whole thing,

it's hard to take the time.

And he's smart.

I assumed he'd be okay.

If I had known he'd be this
reckless, I never would've...

All you can do is raise
them right, trust them,

hold your breath until
you see them again.

It's the curse of being a parent.

You have kids?

A son.

As a matter of fact, he's on the team

searching for Ben and Isabel.

Which is why I can promise you

that no stone will be
left unturned, because

I know and believe in
my son as absolutely

as you do yours.

JULIE: We used to call Ben
our Little Monkey Man...

[CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES]

... because he insisted
on climbing on everything.

Since he was three, we'd find him

on top of cabinets and
bookshelves, remember?

I had to bolt down every
piece of furniture we owned.

[CHUCKLES]

My Ben would've started right here.

MACGYVER: And there it is.

I already feel too close to this thing.

Local news says last
month an Australian girl

was found dead here, electrocuted.

Cops couldn't figure
out what she was doing.

Well, I bet you if they looked
closer, they would've found

a weird photoshopped
map in her belongings.

Okay, she was definitely
doing the No-Go Challenge.

Question is, are Ben's parents right
that he and Isabel started here?

I don't see any security cameras.

DESI: The No-Go rules say to
sign your name at each stop.

If they were here, their names
are up there. Let's go up.

What's the problem?

- I'm afraid of heights.
- Come on.

Well, good news is, if we fall,

it'll be the electricity that kills us.

Ah.

MACGYVER: Desi's not wrong.

Those live wires up there
are carrying 5,000 volts

from the generating
plant to people's homes.

If we slip and touch the
wrong thing at the wrong time,

part of Rio will go dark,
and we'll be cooked alive,

so I'm gonna take a
few safety precautions.

Nice work on these safety harnesses.

MACGYVER: How about we
not talk and just climb?

I was just teasing, you know.
You didn't have to come with me.

[GRUNTS] Yeah, well,

I'm the only one who knows what
we can and can't touch up here.

Besides, New Year's
resolution: exposure therapy.

Is it working?

I don't know, I haven't looked down yet.

- Can't watch.
- They're okay. They're okay.

- What about now?
- Still okay.

- What about now?
- They're okay, Bozer, they're okay.

Just breathe. You got this.

Hey, there's something on the discs.

Could be the signatures,

- but I can't really tell from here.
- They're insulator strings.

They keep the high-voltage wires
from touching the tower itself.

- Otherwise...
- Zip!

Exactly. It'll...

electrify the entire
structure we're standing on.

How about we avoid doing that, then?

Good idea.

[GROANS]

- The rope.
- Oh, yeah.

On belay?

Belay on.

♪ Bay gio, la gio ♪

♪ Con nam xuon ♪

♪ Bay gio, la gio ♪

♪ Con khoi lo ♪

♪ Bay gio, la gio ♪

♪ Con chau dem ♪

♪ Bay gio, la gio ♪

♪ Con ngu ngon. ♪

- What are you doing?
- My mom used to sing that to me

when I was scared. I
thought that might help.

Surprisingly enough, it actually does.

I guess so, you made it.

I've got coordinates for
the next No-Go location here,

as well as signatures written in marker.

- Do you see Ben and Isabel's?
- Not yet.

I can't really see on the
other side of these insulators,

so let me see if I
can get a better look.

- [CRIES OUT]
- [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

- Mac!
- Got you.

I'm okay.

I might ralph, but I'm okay.

You were right. The ground is not

as scary as the wires.

And I got Ben and Isabel's signatures,

and some coordinates down here.

But I'm gonna need your phone.

And then, after that, I want to go

anywhere but here, so...

Now we know where they started,

but what happened to them next?

RILEY: There's no news reports on
either of them getting hurt here.

Best guess, they followed those
coordinates to the next location.

MATTY: Then that's what you'll do, too.

Retracing their steps

- is still our only shot.
- Maybe not.

What if we use the
other signatures up there

to ID more kids doing
the No-Go Challenge?

One of them must have crossed
paths with Ben and Isabel.

- MATTY: Riley?
- Yep, I'm on it, Matty.

Ten names match people
who flew into South America

in the last two weeks.

I'm pulling up personal info now, Matty.

Sending you contact info.

Start making calls, and
distribute Ben and Isabel's photo.

Connect me immediately to
anyone who may have seen them.

- Excellent work, Bozer.
- BOZER: Thanks, Matty.

Wait, six of those kids were also
booked on flights that they missed.

Riley, send me the most
recent social media,

credit card, and cellular
activity for those six backpackers.

That's weird.

There's no activity on any
of them in the last 72 hours.

Six 20-somethings all randomly
stopped using their cell phones

- and Facebook accounts at the same time?
- OVERSIGHT: No chance.

Ben and Isabel didn't just happen
to go missing on the No-Go Challenge.

Someone's piggybacking on the
Challenge itself and abducted them,

all of them.

For what?

RILEY: The next stop
on the No-Go Challenge:

the famous Rio soccer
stadium, Estadio Escanso.

DESI: Which is currently
closed for renovations.

At least it was.

All the greats played here.

Neymar, Ronaldo, Messi.

McCartney, Madonna, Bieber.

RILEY: It's a great
place for an abduction.

Outskirts of the city,
lots of places to hide.

DESI: Whoever's behind this
came up with the perfect cover.

Grab kids on the No-Go
Challenge so their families

think they got killed
doing something dangerous,

instead of suspecting foul play.

And then the world writes
them off the same way

the State Department did publicly.

If this is where they abducted
Ben, Isabel and the others,

someone could be watching us right now.

DESI: Let's all assume that's the case.

MACGYVER: Okay, according to the
last clue, we're looking for a message

on one of the seats at the bottom level.

So Desi and I will search that
side, you guys search this side.

Keep your comms on and your guards up.

Comms on. [CHUCKLES]

See? He just picked her to go with him.

That was a tactical decision.

Their skill sets complement
each other, don't you think?

And 'cause they like each other.

What's up with you
that you can't see this?

I'm telling you, disaster's imminent.

Even their couple name says so.

Mac plus Desi equals "Messy."

Actually, Mac plus
Desi equals... "Mesi."

Don't nitpick, okay? You get my point.

DESI: Okay, you want to
talk stupid decisions?

I hiked into the crater of an
active volcano on a dare once.

Burned my feet pretty bad,
lost a good pair of boots,

and I got thrown in
the brig back at base,

but I won my bet.

I once took a full bite out
of a Carolina Reaper pepper...

hottest pepper in the
world, by the way...

and swallowed it. I
couldn't see for two days.

That is dumb.

Thank you.

You did a nice job comforting
Ben's parents earlier.

Not easy at a time like this.

Well, it's not in my job description,

but if we can ease the family's pain,

all the better.

It's unusual that you
would choose to divulge

that one of the agents on
the mission is your son.

I wanted to let them know
what we're in this together.

That I understand how they feel,

'cause I feel the same way every
time Angus is out in the field.

You didn't used to. You've sent
Mac on scores of missions, but

it's not till recently you started
monitoring his ops from this room.

My diagnosis has

reminded me that life is fragile.

My priority used to be
mission success, but now,

all I want is to make sure
that Angus gets home safe.

If we could just keep that
between us, Director Webber.

I want the team to
think I'm a good boss,

not some big softy.

Believe me, Jim, no one thinks that.

The fact that you secretly are

is what makes you a good boss.

No message yet, just...

gum, soda cans and...

What is this?

A vuvuzela. Air horn.
They should be outlawed.

Nothing more distracting to the
players of this beautiful game.

Don't you have one
of these in your room?

Two, actually. But it's okay to use 'em

- when the other team has the ball.
- Mm-hmm.

It was negative 25 degrees,

shark-infested waters,
and I had no wetsuit.

- How is that for a stupid decision?
- That's insane.

Ho! I got something.

Riley, Bozer, I have the coordinates
for the next No-Go location.

OVERSIGHT: Any sign Ben
and Isabel were there?

Yeah, they signed their names,

along with a dozen other kids.

Some of these names match the ones
I saw at the high-voltage field.

But is this where they were abducted?

MATTY: I think we can
answer that question.

There's a black van approaching
the north entrance of the stadium.

- He's coming in hot.
- On our way.

MACGYVER: Everyone hold their positions.

Apprehending these guys
could be our only chance

at finding Ben and Isabel.
Show our hand too quickly,

we could spook 'em. So, until
they get close, Desi and I

are just thrill-seeking
backpackers on the No-Go Challenge.

- Copy?
- Copy.

Can I help you guys?

Angus, behind you!

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

Bozer, Riley, Mac and
Desi are in trouble.

[GRUNTING]

Forget Ronaldo.

The next jersey I get is
gonna say "Davis." [CHUCKLES]

They're not talking.

That's okay. Cell phones will
tell us everything we need to know.

- Riley?
- Yeah, all of them

recently called someone
less than a mile from here.

I'm gonna activate that phone's
camera to see who's using it.

Same departure point as usual.

- See you there.
- Gotcha.

Matty, I'm sending you a photo.

Running facial rec now.

We have a match.

Derek Diresta, human trafficker,
active in South America.

INTERPOL's been chasing
this guy for years.

He abducts and sells people
for forced labor, farming,

mining, domestic servitude.

Their intel says he got a
request for English speakers

right before Ben and Isabel disappeared.

Well, based on proximity and timing,

- that's not a coincidence.
- Got his location.

He's in a farmhouse outside the city.

MATTY: Ben, Isabel and the other
abducted kids must be in there, too.

I'll tip local PD, have
them pick up those abductors.

- You get to the farmhouse.
- Guys, wait.

- He's still talking to someone.
- ... boats docked.

We move them in 30.

BOZER: He's talking
about the backpackers.

- He's gonna move them.
- MACGYVER: If we don't make it there now,

we'll never see those kids again.

Diresta's in that farmhouse.

Given the tight security, I
would say our hunch is correct.

Ben, Isabel and the other
kids must be in there, too.

MACGYVER: Not for long, Matty.

They're blacking out the van
windows so you can't see inside.

Once that van leaves the property,

we risk losing those kids for good.

You've got to get
inside and rescue them...

- before that happens.
- BOZER: How?

We're outnumbered, no backup,

and breaking in risks alerting the
guards, who might hurt the kids.

If we can't break in, we're gonna
have to convince them to let us in.

- You really think this will work?
- Yeah, sure.

At least, until these guys
start wondering why we wore

these itchy masks the entire
drive from the stadium.

You guys all right back there?

- Just peachy.
- Never better.

BOZER: How do we get
them to open the gate?

They won't recognize our voices.

_

[PHONE CHIMES]

[BEEPS]

[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]

MACGYVER: All right.

Let's get these guys in the back.

Okay, we're in. What do you see?

A No-Go South America map with
all four routes fully charted out.

Along with detailed research
on each No-Go location.

This is how they knew the
best places to abduct kids.

Guys, I have work orders over
here, for where to send them.

BOZER: And No-Go maps
for other continents.

Asia, Europe, North America.

Looks like Diresta plans
to expand his business

and piggyback on other Challenges.

[WHISPERS]: Guys.

[WHISPERING]: Matty, Diresta's
got the kids in a dark room

with cinder block walls.

- I'm guessing it's the basement.
- MATTY: Go get them.

But Mac, be careful.
If he hears you coming,

- he could hurt those kids, or worse.
- Yeah.

I got an idea. Help me
search these backpacks

for sleeping bag stuff sacks.

Polyurethane inside with
a siliconized outside.

Just check the tags.

If it says "waterproof,"
it'll also be airtight.

[WHISPERS]: Mac, got one.

Oh, yeah, this'll work as a face mask.

Now I just need something toxic
but not lethal to fill it with.

DESI: How about this?

[GAS HISSING]

[GAS HISSING]

There's kids handcuffed
in rooms down the hall.

We'll go free them.

- We'll take care of Diresta.
- Okay.

Your time here is almost over.

Soon, you will be placed
in your new... situations.

Please don't make the process
difficult for our clients.

We guarantee our products,

and we discard...

... returned items.

Hey, Bozer and I locked up the guards.

MACGYVER: All right, good news, Matty.

We've captured Diresta and
we're freeing the kids now.

They look shook, but they'll be okay.

We're here to help.

All right? You guys are gonna be okay.

Hold up, Mac. We have a problem.
Ben and Isabel aren't here.

- Where are they?
- The Americans?

Their faces were all over the TV.

They got too famous.

- What does that mean?
- It means they're gonna kill Ben and Isabel.

Mac, I think we got them.

Matching green van heading north
on BR-40, just past Exit 12.

This must be Diresta's
men with Ben and Isabel.

DESI: BR-40?

They're headed for the
high-voltage transmission field.

They're gonna make it look like

Ben and Isabel died
on the No-Go Challenge.

Okay, you two stay here,
coordinate with the local PD

to get these kids to a hospital ASAP.

You and I, we're going
after Ben and Isabel.

RILEY: They got a
pretty good head start.

How you gonna make up the time?

How about these?

Shortest distance between
A and B is off-road.

Isabel?

I'm sorry.

I wish I would've never
talked you into this.

It's okay, Ben.

Just hold my hand.

MATTY: You were right, Mac.
Diresta's men are approaching

- the electrical tower with Ben and Isabel.
- MACGYVER: Almost there.

MATTY: Almost there isn't good enough.

Mac, there's no entrance on this side.

- We're gonna have to go all the way around.
- No time for that.

MATTY: Guys, we're gonna lose this.

- Where are you?
- MacGYVER: Close!

[GUNFIRE]

It's okay.

It's okay. You're safe now.

You're safe.

♪

♪ Down to the wire ♪

♪ There in the fire, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ When all is lost ♪

♪ I will stay with you ♪

♪ I will stand ♪

♪ With you ♪

♪ Like I always do ♪

♪ Every battle that
we've been through ♪

♪ I will stand with you. ♪

- You a'ight, Dad?
- [LAUGHS]

I am now.

- [CHUCKLES]
- [CLEARS THROAT]

We should get out of here before
they start asking questions.

Good idea.

Oh, been thinking, Jim,

isn't it time you gave
your employees a vacation?

You know, something beachy.

May I suggest Tahiti?

[THUMPS] Keep dreaming, Bozer.

Uh, okay. What about Fiji?

Uh, Bali? Bora Bora?

Compton?

Tears of joy today when nearly a dozen

missing young travelers were
reunited with their families

after being rescued from
an overseas abduction ring.

Now, who exactly found
them and brought them home

remains unknown at this time.

And it gets better.

Faced with a life sentence,

Derek Diresta flipped on
his overseas counterparts.

Phoenix is coordinating with INTERPOL

to rip the entire
operation out by the roots.

OVERSIGHT: Countries worldwide are
working to stop the No-Go Challenge.

'Cause let's face it,
young people don't need

any more encouragement
to do stupid things.

Amen to that.

Hey, guys.

- Hey.
- Desi.

- Glad you could stop by.
- BOZER: Still think it's all in my head?

I did at first. But you don't
wear a dress like that on accident.

- Sparky was right. It's on.
- Like I said.

Mac and Desi?

- Messy.
- [LAUGHS]

MACGYVER: This is getting
to be a theme with you.

- You can't have one beer?
- I hear you,

but I just stopped by to
say great job, everyone.

I can't stay. I'm running late.

- Ah. Got plans?
- Yeah. A date.

Ah. Well, have fun.

Thanks.

- See you all tomorrow?
- Mm-hmm.

- Bye.
- See you.

So I guess we're safe, right?

I'm not so sure.

Oh, no.

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