All language subtitles for Knight Rider - S1E09

[KITT]
Michael, that car.
It could've been my twin.

- It almost killed me.
- I am the Knight Automated
Roving Robot.

- How may I serve you?
- It is very dangerous for you and for KITT.

Stop it! You'll kill him!

I am warning you:
Change course at once.

I am not in control, KARR.

Get back! Get back!

[Man]
Knight Rider, a shadowy flight
into the dangerous world of a man...

who does not exist.

Michael Knight, a young loner...

on a crusade to champion
the cause of the innocent,

the helpless,
the powerless,

in a world of criminals
who operate above the law.

[Twigs Cracking, Footsteps]

Huh? Huh?
Just like I said, Rev.

This is the place.
I don't like this, Tony.

"Thou shalt not trespass
on thy neighbor,"
or something like that.

Rev, Rev, Rev. Don't start with
the Ten Commandment stuff again.

Here. Have another slug.
You'll feel real warm
and spiritual.

We ain't gonna find nothin' in here. When
a zillionaire like Knight dies, they clean
out the joint.
[Approaching Footsteps]

Yeah. You see that?

You think they got guards
around here for nothin'? Come on.

If that guard comes back,
we'll take care of him.

[Exhales Forcefully]
I got a bad feelin' about this.

And I got a good one,
just like my horoscope said.

Guys this rich,
they got gold and silver
on their plumbing.

Huh?

Michael, do you realize
that it's 2:32 in the morning?

This is no time
to perform an errand.

KITT, we gotta secure the old laboratory.
The city takes possession of it
first thing in the morning.

Anyway, what's your problem, huh?
Am I keeping you from a hot date
or somethin'?

Of course not, but I need to
charge my power packs occasionally.

And speaking of dates,
we could've performed this task
this afternoon...

if you hadn't
visited that Rosalie woman.

It's Roselynn. Roselynn.
Rosalie's the other one.
She lives down by the beach.

Michael, why do you need
to socialize with so many women?
Wouldn't one be sufficient?

KITT, you're beginning to sound
like my mother. What's wrong
with a little... companionship?

- Huh? You can understand that.
- No, Michael. I cannot.

When you're one of a kind,
companionship does not compute.

[Grunts]

[Electrical Arcing]

[Scoffs]
Nothin'.

Come on.

Tony, look.

Ah, that's just
to scare people away.

[Chuckling]
[Lock Drops]

[Door Creaks]

[Tony]
Hey, this place is big.

- [Arcing Continues]
- Let's go.

Are you kiddin'?
It's a gold mine. Look. Wait.

- It's gone now.
- [Engine Running]

- I think we should beat it.
- [Engine Continues Running]

I think you're right.

[Tony Grunts]

[Engine Revving]

Oh, no, no. No.
Stop!

- [Rev] No.!
- [Yelps]

Hello?

Hello?

That's funny.

Funny? I detect no source
of amusement.

No. I mean, there's supposed
to be a guard on duty.

Come on, KITT.
Let's check it out, huh?

- [Whirring]
- What's wrong? Didn't you hear me?
I said come on.

[Whirring Continues]

- Michael, I'm getting
some unusual readings.
- Readings of what?

I don't know. They appear
to be sensor echoes
of my own telemetry.

But that's impossible.

Buddy, if it's impossible,
ignore it. Come on.

- Michael,
I have a strange feeling about this.
- What are you talkin' about?

- You don't have feelings.
- I know. That's what's strange
about it.

All right. Somethin' strange
is goin' on. I want you to stay out here
and back me up.

- Stay here, huh?
- You don't have to tell me twice.

[Grunting]
Lab three.

- Lab three.
- [Engine Revving]

KITT, we gotta get this guy
to a hospital, buddy.

[KITT] Michael, that car.
It could've been my twin.
It was exactly like me.

Not exactly, buddy.
It almost killed me.

That was the hospital.
The security guard is still unconscious,

but he's out of danger,
I'm glad to say.

- In an hour or two, he'll be able
to give you a statement.
- I'll settle for a statement from you.

- I beg your pardon?
- Why wasn't I told
about the other car?

- Oh, Michael, please.
- No "Michael, please."
I had a right to know.

Yes. Indeed you did.
Let me explain.

Six months before
we found you in the desert,
near to death,

Wilton activated what was probably
the crowning invention of his life.

KITT?
No. KARR.

- K-A-R-R.
- What's KARR?

The Knight Automated Roving Robot.
That was Wilton's title
for his prototype vehicle.

- I think I like KITT better.
- You can say that again.

Now, KITT's primary function
is to serve you, to protect you
from harm.

The KARR, the earlier model,
had no such programming.

Instead, its primary function
was self-preservation.

- And that was a mistake?
- A major one.

- Like not telling me
about this whole thing?
- Don't look at me.

- That was before my time.
- [Devon] Consider the circumstances.

Just as Wilton realized he'd made a mistake
by not programming KARR properly,

his company was virtually
toppled from within
by the very same people...

who left you for dead
on that desert highway.

As we struggled to save your life
and I attempted to build a safer car,

the earlier model
was put in storage.

I thought Wilton had
had it dismantled before he died,
but I was wrong.

Okay. I'm sorry.

I still don't see how
one simple computer program can
make all that much difference.

Michael, KITT's primary function,
to protect human life,

is, for want of a better word,
altruistic.

But KARR,
without that programming,

is self-serving,
almost animalistic in nature.

Being devoid of a conscience,
it's potentially dangerous.

If the people who now have it
misuse it,

program it with information
it considers threatening,

they could create a menace
that could quickly grow
beyond their control.

- Devon?
- Yes, Michael?

- I think we should get that car back.
- So do I.

- Are you awake?
- We're movin'. We're movin'. Movin'.

[Panting]

Huh?

It wasn't a dream.

You're here. I'm here.
It's here.

Wait a minute.
Wait-Wait a minute.

- Where are we?
- This is where your companion
told me to stop last night.

I did?
Actually, most of what
you said was incoherent.

I did, however, distinctly
hear the word "stop."

- You're just a car, ain't ya?
- Not just a car.

I am the Knight
Automated Roving Robot.

KARR, if you prefer.

I am the prototype
of the car of the future.

I mean, you're a regular...
real... thing,

not just something
out of a nightmare,
like you looked last night.

- Nothing has changed
since last night.
- Oh, yeah.

That's easy for you to say.

Wh... Where did you come from,
anyway, and how did you
get in that building?

That edifice was the laboratory...

where I was first activated...

and where
I was also deactivated.

Deactivated? You mean
somebody turned you off?

My creator, Wilton Knight...

He brought me into the world
and then turned on me.

Aww. Take it easy.
Take it easy.

My old man... same way.

Yeah. You can't
count on nobody
'cept me and Tony.

Interesting.
I will enter that information
in my data banks.

I am indebted to both of you.
You have reactivated me.

How may I serve you?

[Burps]

Serve us?
What do you mean, serve us?

I have checked my data
on basic human desires.

Therefore,
I understand your needs.

- Come on.
- You wish to eat?

Well, yeah.

- You wish to drink?
- Yeah.

You wish to reproduce?
Yeah.

Which one first?

How 'bout a couple...
couple of eggs, sunny side up?

I have no eggs.
Perhaps you can direct me
to a chicken.

Ah, what are you? A comedian?

I am the Knight
Automated Roving Robot.
KARR, if you prefer.

I am the prototype
of the car of the future.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
It's comin' back to me. Last night,

there was a guy
and another car just like you, huh?

You are mistaken.
I am one of a kind.

No, no, no. Rev's right.

I saw it too.
[Engine Revs]

I am the prototype
of the car of the future.

What you saw was merely
an inferior production line model,

a pale copy of the original.

Oh, yeah. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You must be right, KARR.

This guy
has got a touchy motor.

Very well. Now,
may I take you somewhere for food?

[Engine Idling]

Well, yeah. Sure.
Why not?

[Growls, Sighs]

Do you wish to drive
or shall I?

Go ahead.

[Horn Honking]

Far out. Far out.!

It's a miracle.

I detect numerous purveyors
of food. Please tell me
where you wish to go.

Uh, how about
the 3 Rings?

- It's over there on the right.
- [Horn Honking]

When this guy wants
to go somewhere,
he don't fool around.

Ladies and gentlemen
and children of all ages,

welcome to the center ring.

The ringmaster is ready
for your order.

[KARR]
What is that voice?
That's just the ringmaster, KARR.

Ringmaster?
I scan no such person.

I'll have, uh...
What'd they call that breakfast thing?

[KARR]
This is a primitive remote
devoid oflocomotion.

[Man On Intercom]
I said, "The ringmaster is ready."

Uh, the Tip-Top Ten?
No. That's not it.

[Man On Intercom]
Can I have your order, please?
[KARR] Tony, Rev,

the operator of this device
must be nearby.

Huh? What
are you talkin' about?

You guys wanna snap it up?
I don't have all day.

[KARR]
There. Did you hear?
He is becoming abusive.

- You wise guys or what?
- [KARR] Amazing.
His anger grows.

KARR, be quiet now. Please.

All right. That's it.
Come on. Get outta here before
I come out there and throw you out.

- Ya hear me?
- Do not fear, my friends.
I will protect you.

Brace for collision.

[Man On Intercom]
You're askin' for it.

[Alarm Sounding]

You see? Most of the interior
was empty.

- It was a clever trick,
my friends, but not clever enough.
- Come on! We gotta get outta here!

But you haven't eaten yet.
Perhaps you wish to reproduce.

- Forget that.
Don't you hear the alarm?
- [KARR] That harmonic disturbance?

What does it mean?
It means the cops are comin'!

- Is that a problem?
- Are you kiddin'?

If the cops catch us,
they'll throw us in the slammer.

- [KARR] What is the slammer?
- You remember that room
you were in?

I will never forget it.

Well, the slammer's just like that.
[KARR] I do not wish
to go back to the slammer.

- How may I avoid it?
- You may get us out of here as fast
as you can, you stupid hunk of tin.

[KITT]
Michael, I hope the security guard
has some answers for us.

Those sensor echoes last night
were very puzzling.

- Michael?
- Yeah, KITT? What is it?

You're awfully quiet.
Is something bothering you?

Yeah, buddy. Something is.
I'm a little worried about you.

- About me?
- Yeah. This whole thing
has been a bit of a shock, you know?

Learning about another car.
Having to hunt it down.

I mean, if I'm a little shook up,
I can imagine how you feel.

Michael, really. By now
you should know me better than that.

I admit that
I was somewhat surprised to discover...

that I was not, in fact,
a prototype vehicle, but...

There. You see?
You're upset.

- It's gotta be a little blow
to your ego, right?
- Not at all. On the contrary.

It's a compliment. Instead
of being a problem-ridden prototype,

I'm the new, improved model.

[Rev]
Tony, slow down. Please!
Slow down?

I'm not driving!

- KARR, you gotta stop!
- Negative, Tony.

I do not wish
to go back to the slammer.
[Siren Wailing]

You and your big mouth!

[Man On Radio]
Attention all units!
Attention all units!

Black Trans-Am reported
heading south on Vincente Street.

Come on, KITT.
You can level with me.

Weren't you even
a little bit annoyed when you found out...

there was another car
and nobody told you?

Michael, why
should that be upsetting? There's
a perfectly reasonable explanation.

- Oh, yeah? What?
- Of course. I wasn't informed due to
the all-too-common problem of human error.

- KITT, go to police frequency.
- Of course.

- [Beeping]
- [Man On Radio] Last seen
at 3 Ring drive-in restaurant,

9211 Vincente Street.

- Did you hear that?
- Okay. Let's go, buddy.
The hospital can wait.

I should think so. That other car is going
to give Trans-Am a terrible reputation.

[KARR]
I have evaded our pursuers.

You may resume
manual control now.
Thanks a lot.

First thing we do is
take these wheels back where we got 'em.

I do not wish
to go back to the slammer.

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. He's just
kidding, KARR, honest.

Uh, would you put it back
on that manual thing?

Come on. You can
trust me and the Rev.

Yes. That information
is in my data banks. I can trust you.

Would you excuse us
for a minute, KARR?

Uh, don't go away.

I wanna talk to you.
I wanna talk to you.

We could've ended up
in jail today, all for a lousy,
mechanical ringmaster.

I got two
outstanding warrants, Tony.

I don't need no Wizard of Oz car
puttin' me behind the eight ball
for nothing.

Hey, Rev,
I'm with you all the way.

You are?
Sure.

If we're gonna walk on the edge,
let's do it for somethin' worthwhile,
right?

Not just the Tip-Top Tent.

Come on, Tony.
We were lucky today.
Next time, we gonna...

Next time,
it's gonna be the same thing.

Did you see the way
that car handled those cops?

Those moves? Those turns?

Rev, with this car,
we could go all the way.

We could go for the...
[Smooches]

We could go
for the brass ring.

Nothin' on this earth
could stop us.

You and me?

[Whirring]

Excuse me. Tell me
what happened here.

Is that your car?
Yes.

Why do you ask?
Was there another car
like mine here?

[Devon]
I'm glad the commissioner
straightened things out.

You can understand
the confusion.

Maybe until we nail the stolen car,
you should paint yours another color.

We'll take it
under advisement, Officer.
Thank you so much.

[KITT]
I hope you didn't take that suggestion
seriously, Mr. Miles.

I am quite happy
with basic black.

Look. Aren't we overreacting
a bit here? All these guys did
was blow away a ringmaster.

They didn't even
steal any hamburgers.
Michael,

KARR is like a loaded gun
in the hands of a small child.

It's only a matter of time
before there's a real explosion.

[KITT]
Bonnie, unless I'm mistaken, you seem
to be repositioning my main power booster.

Uh, yes. I'm, um, making room
for a new component.

- [KITT] What kind of component?
- We don't know yet if it's
going to be necessary, KITT.

Just planning ahead.
That's all.
[KITT] I see.

Michael, considering the confusion
of the law enforcement authorities
regarding myself and KARR,

I'll understand it
if you want to work without me
until this crisis is over.

No, buddy. That's okay.

Remember. I had a lot
of partners when I was a cop.
You're the best of any of'em.

Thank you, Michael. I, of course,
make no such generalization about you.

However, I project odds
of 1,000 to one against my meeting
a more compatible human than yourself.

Thanks, buddy.
Okay, partner. You got any ideas
about that other car?

Maybe some chinks in the armor, huh?
I have insufficient data
to be certain, Michael.

However, since KARR
is as powerful and as nearly
indestructible as myself,

Zeno's Paradoxes
should be a factor.

- Zeno?
- A Greek philosopher and scientist.
335 to 263 B.C.

- Very good, Mr. Miles.
- Thank you.

[KITT] Michael,
Zeno first postulated a question which
my twin would certainly be aware of.

To wit, what would happen
if an irresistible force
met an immovable object?

[Bonnie]
What?
I see what you mean.

Well, so, KITT,
what's the answer?

[KITT]
No one knows, Bonnie.
No one knows.

[Car Engine Revving]

[Engine Revving]

[Alarm Ringing]

Seven. Look at this!
Eight! [Chuckles]

[Hoots]

- [Indistinct]
- I'm gonna buy me my own church.

[Devon]
Again and again they've struck.

The fact that nobody's been hurt
is either a miracle or a coincidence, but
we can't assume a continuance of either.

So what do we do now?
There's one approach, Michael,

but it's very dangerous
for you and for KITT.

Go on.
[Bonnie] We all know
that KITTand KARR...

are made of a virtually
indestructible alloy.

Hardly anything could
damage either car...
hardly anything.

That is, except this.

Whoa.
That's very interesting.

It's a resonating laser, Michael.
It's powerful enough to send
a burst of energy...

directly into
KARR's only vulnerable spot:

The front scanner here.

The scanner
is protected by an alloy grill.
Only a dead-on shot can work.

Then the scanner will blow,
and with it, all of KARR's systems.

It'll become
an immobilized hunk of metal.
Bonnie.

[Pulsing]

[Buzzing]

That's, uh...
That's very impressive.

Well, it seems doable.

Wait a minute.
Why all the long faces?

To perform this task,
Michael, you and KITT must be
directly in front of KARR.

For maximum effect,
you must fire the laser at a distance
no greater than 100 yards.

And you must hold the laser
on target for at least two full seconds.

Two seconds?

A hundred yards?

KITT and KARR
can travel a hundred yards
in two seconds.

Yes. That's the problem.

By the way,
the laser's only good
for two shots.

[Devon]
Any more would
deplete KITT's batteries.

[Rev And Tony
Laughing Dementedly]

Oh-la-la!

Welcome to Easy Street,
amigo.
Easy Street?

It's automobile heaven,
right, KARR?

I am unfamiliar
with your reference, Rev.

However, there is no cause
for celebration.

We have a problem.

[Tony Clears Throat]

Problem?
Like, uh, what problem?

I have analyzed
my self-monitors,

and my beta and lambda circuits
are in need of realignment.

Also, the fiber optics
in my scanners have
suffered a 20% reduction in opacity,

probably due
to my long incarceration.

- What do you want?
A tune-up or something?
- Hardly.

I require attention
from an experienced
cybernetic technician.

Cyber, uh, "nician"?

Where do you find one of them?
We have seen a car
similar to myself.

Since I am the prototype,

it is most likely an inferior
production line copy.

However, someone
must own it...

and, therefore, maintain it.

By following this line
of reasoning, we can
locate the individual...

who cares for that other vehicle.

Sure. Sure. I was
just gonna say that.

Then you can get that person
and bring them here.

We can't do that.
Why?

- Is there a problem?
- Yeah. It's called kidnapping.

I am unfamiliar with that term.
I only know that I require
skilled maintenance.

Uh... [Clears Throat]
You're, uh...

You're gettin' a conscience
kind of late in the game,
you know that?

Tony, I know I'm no saint,
but nothin' we've done's
hurt anybody so far.

You're talking about
just grabbin'somebody off the...
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Clears Throat]
Relax. Relax, relax, relax.

So... we don't do it.
We don't?

But KARRjust said...
No. Leave it to me.

It sounds good,
but it's about as smart
as a toaster.

I'll buy him some spark plugs.
He'll be real happy.

Then, when he's
in tip-top shape,
we pull one big job,

and then... whoa, whoa, whoa...
then it's you and me...

�� Flyin' down to Rio
with you-o and me-o ��

[Chuckling] Huh? Huh?
What do you say?

Okay. Okay.
I like that.

Okay. Okay.

Now, you get some rest.

I'll go break the news
to motormouth.

Okay, KARR.
You want a technician,

I'll get you a technician.

Once the laser is calibrated,
Michael, you or KITT
can fire it quite easily.

As you see,
the triggering mechanism
is quite simple.

I don't know what bothers me more:
The fact that this is a long shot
or that I'm stupid enough to do it.

[Alarm Buzzing]
The security system.
[Phone Ringing]

- KITT, where are you?
- I'm in your parking space, Michael.

- Where else would I be?
- Meet me at the main building.
Something's up.

- Very well.
- [Engine Starting]

Hello. What the devil's
going on?

[Man On Phone]
We tried to stop it, Mr. Miles,
but it ran the main gate.

What ran the main gate?
[Man]
The car, Mr. Miles. The car.

The car.

Security, this is Dr. Barstow.
What's happening with the alarm system?

[Muffled Gasp]

KITT, where are you,
buddy? Come on.
There he is!

That's not KITT!

- KARR, get rid of this guy.
- Very well.

[Devon]
KITT, KARR was here.!
It's got Bonnie and Michael.!

That way!
Well done, Mr. Miles.
I'll take it from here.

[KITTOn Comlink]
Michael... Michael,
I'm on my way. Hang on.

Yeah, that's easy for you to say.

Stop it! You'll kill him!

- [Tony] KARR, somebody's behind us.
- Yes. I see. It is the inferior
production line copy.

[KITT] I heard that, KARR,
and you haven't seen anything yet.

[KITT]
Michael, I'm in position.
Get ready to jump.

Okay, KITT,
let's pour it on!

[KARR]
You waste your time, my twin.
You cannot triumph over a prototype.

Desist your pursuit.
You will be damaged.

[KITT]
KARR, I didn't know you cared.

[KITT] KARR, perhaps you should
be a little more careful
and a lot less belligerent.

[KITT] Michael, we're
approaching a residential neighborhood.

We dare not continue this chase.
Innocent people may
be harmed.

[KITT]
Look out!
[Michael Yells] Oh, no!

[Grunts]

- Anything?
- [KITT] No, Michael. Except for
that brief reading on the other highway,

I have no indication
of KARR.

All right. Let's try a new direction.
How's the laser holdin'up?

It's a rather tight fit,
but otherwise, it's fine.

I must point out
that it cannot be fired
until it is properly calibrated,

and Bonnie's the only one
who can do that.

She'll take care of it
when we find her.

- You mean if we find her.
- No. I mean when we find her.

Think positive, KITT.
Just keep thinkin' positive.

[Ship Horn Blowing]

[Electrical Arcing]
[Yelps]

[KARR]
Do not attempt
to sabotage me again.

I will defend myself.
[Chuckles]
He means it, sweetheart.

- You want some, babe?
- No, thanks.

Even Michael Knight
wouldn't eat that stuff.

- Who's Michael Knight?
- When you find out,
you'll wish you never asked.

Ha. Well.

[Rev]
Hey, Tony, I thought you said
you didn't like talk...

Who is she?
[Tony]
Rev, look at this.

You kidnapped her, didn't you?
You lied to me, and you still
went out and did it.

Rev, come here.
Look. Look, will you?

I want you
to look at this.

- This is the big score.
- [Rev] I don't care about a big score.!
This has gone too far now, Tony.!

[Tony] Here. Come here.
KARR, I didn't check your video system.
Do you mind?

You have permission.

- [KARR Beeping]
- [Rev Talking, Indistinct]

[Tony]
Will you knock off that stuff, Rev?

If you're so pure and all...
[Continues, Indistinct]

[KITT]
Michael, I've just
picked up a strong reading.

One of KARR's sensor devices
has just been activated.

We need to make two more circuits
of the area to triangulate it, Michael.

You've got it.

You're not the man
I used to know, Tony.

It's that car that
changed ya. It's the car.
Rev...

You know what
Lucifer did up in heaven
before he fell?

Don't start that holy stuff
with me again, Rev!

[Rev] Strong drink
made me fall from grace.

I didn't change!
He made a machine, Tony...
an infernal machine!

And we gotta stop that machine
before it's too late.! The police'll
know what to do.

- Yo, yo.
What's this police stuff?
- [Rev] Man.

Let go of me, Tony.
It's for our own good!

[Tony] Like hell.!
What about all the money?

I don't care about the money.!
I care about your immortal soul,
Tony.!

[Rev Groans]

You hunk of tin,
didn't you see her?

I was watching you
deactivate the Rev.

Was he malfunctioning?

[Tires Squealing]

Michael, what kept you?

Get back! Get back!

He jumped his buddy.
We should call an ambulance.
We can do it on the way.

On the way to where?
To the gems for the museum exhibit.
That's where they're headed.

- Devon, this is Michael.
- [Devon On Radio] Michael,
did you find Bonnie? Is she...

She's fine. She's with me now,
but KARR is going after the gems
of the new exhibit for the museum.

[Devon]Jewels for the exhibit?
They'd still be in the county warehouse.

I'll meet you there
with reinforcements.

Okay.

[Bullets Ricochet]

- Are we too late?
- They're still inside.

[Exhales]

Beautiful, huh, sweetheart?

[Laughs Deviously]

- KITT, you ready?
- Aren't I always?

All right, Bonnie. I think
you'd better get out.

Like hell, Michael.
This laser has never
been calibrated,

and I'm the only one
that can fire it that way.

- Even KITT can't do it.
- She's right, Michael.

Ah, you always
liked her better.

That thing ready?
It's almost calibrated.

[Michael]
KITT, keep him talkin;

[KITT]
KARR, please desist from your actions.
Many people may be hurt.

- [KARR] That is no concern of mine.
- Aw, forget the family reunion.
Get outta here!

[KARR]
This conversation is non-productive.

[Sirens Wailing]

Michael, Bonnie, my analysis
of KARR's movements leads me
to believe...

he is maneuvering
for a long enough run to leap
over the police barricade.

Come on, Bonnie.
Come on. Come on.
You ready? Come on.

Almost.

- Hey, hey. What are you doin'?
- I must eliminate excess weight.

Oh, no.
The calibration must be off.

Okay. We'll
try another pass. Let's go!

[Bonnie]
Right now.!

[Bonnie]
That's our last shot.

You're not going after him?

[Michael]
You wanna bet?

He's gone.
KITT, scan for him,
buddy.

Already scanning, Michael.
KARR is taking the coastal road north.

L-90 North goes the same way.
We'll cut him off.

Michael, you're putting us
on a collision course with KARR.

[KITT] I noticed that too, Bonnie.
Michael, what are you doing?

We're gonna stop that car
one way or another.

[KITT]
Michael, I should point out
that KARR may be planning to ambush us.

[Michael] I know that, KITT,
but we gotta try, buddy.

We gotta try.

[Horns Honking]

[Honking Continues]

[KARR]
KITT, I am warning you:
Change course at once.

- I am not in control, KARR.
- Then tell the humans to turn away.
This is folly, KITT.

- He's right.
- He's right.

- No way.
- Michael, what are you doing?

Remember Zeno
and that immovable object thing?

- We're about to find out the answer.
- Your lives mean nothing to me.

Michael, please. Pardon the expression,
but he does have a few screws loose.

Turn. KARR doesn't
have my programming
to protect human life.

That's what I'm countin' on, buddy.
What?

Michael, I cannot allow you
to jeopardize your life. I am
assuming control.

- No, you're not, KITT!
- [Buttons Beeping]

Michael, you know all those times
I've called you irresponsible
and impulsive? I didn't mean it.

Bonnie, remember all those times
I called you bossy and demanding?

I didn't mean it either.
[KITT]
Michael. Bonnie.

[Both]
Yes, KITT?
Why are you lying to each other?

[KARR]
Turn away. Turn away.

[KARR]
No! No!

[Gasps, Chuckles]
Whoo!

[Bonnie]
Now that things are back to normal.

And at what a cost.
All that destruction.

Not to mention
Zeno's Paradox...

could go unanswered
for 2,000 years.

Thank you.
[KITT]
I have a question about that, Michael.

What made you so sure
that KARRwould turn away first?
How did you know you wouldn't, uh...

- Chicken out?
- Thank you, Bonnie.
Yes, Michael.

How did you know
you wouldn't chicken out first?

You provided that clue, KITT.

You kept tellin' me
how you two differed
in your basic programming.

Yours is to protect human life,
but KARR's was self-preservation.

So, in head-to-head confrontation,
KARRwould always chicken out.

Eloquently put.
[KITT]
Michael, I'm speechless.

- A likely story.
- No. Really. Michael, your logic,
in this case, is totally illogical,

and yet it's absolutely correct.

This is just amazing.
No, KITT. It's just human.
Here's to KITT, huh?

- To KITT.
- [Bonnie]
To KITT.

What do you say you and I
go out for a drive, huh?
Little celebration of our own.

Get you a car wash. A little wax.
Hey, I'll let you beat me
at chess again. What do you say?

Thank you, Michael,
but it has been a draining day.

- My power packs could use a rest.
- Okay, pal.

- See you tomorrow.
- Good night, KITT.

Good-bye.

Oh, yeah. How does it feel
to be one of a kind again?

As you know, Michael,
I do not have feelings. However,
for want of a better expression,

being one of a kind
is a very familiar feeling.

Right.
[Clicks Tongue]
Good night, buddy.

Being one of a kind
is a very familiar feeling.

[Man]
Michael Knight, a lone crusader
in a dangerous world,

the world of the Knight Rider.