Original subtitles

'Don't Worry'

"Sexy lady"

"You so fine"

"Sexy lady"

"Won't you be mine?"

"Sexy lady"

"You so fine"

"Sexy lady"

"You blow my mind"

- Hi - Hi

- How are you? - Good

Why did you want to meet me so early?

There is a good news Here it is

Now what's this?

This guy in the pic says 'Hey I'm smiling, hit me!'

- Hey - Anyway

Not bad

Looks convincing?

Looks like he must be rich

Seems your mom has chosen a Richie Rich

But the important thing is...

...everyone at home likes Arjun

Well, he looks good...

...and the way he proposed me was really cute

So I agreed

Shilpa, it makes me kind of happy

Of course you have to be happy

Divya

How often does one get married?

Sorry

For some it could happen twice

My bad

Come on don't be sorry

After all that's the fact

You never said anything about your first husband

Why are you bringing up his topic now?

It's the past

Why do you say so?

Come on, tell me Divya

What should I tell?

Tell me about him Is he cute like Arjun?

Cute? He is a flirt!

Have I told you what he did when he was ten?

All of you come forward

Form a line...Fast

Okay, kids

When I blow the whistle, all of you jump into the pool

- Okay? - Yes, mam

- Get ready, we are going to do freestyle - What are you wondering, Aravind?

Okay, mam

One...

One...

Two...

And...

Come on...Jump

Why haven't you jumped yet?

I'm scared of the water

Don't think about it, just jump

- No, I won't - Listen to me, Aravind

No, I’m scared Let me hold on to you and jump

- Leave me - Even the girls are brave

Why are you afraid of the water?

You chicken! Stand right here

- Chicken! - Chicken!

- Chicken! Chicken! - Chicken! Chicken!

Aravind!

Stop it!

Hey, stop that!

Aravind, stop doing that now!

- Oh no...! - Stop right there

What have you done? I said stop!

Don't you run

Aravind I said stop...Aravind

Aravind, get up

Aravind? Aravind

Oh god!

Woah!

Aravind

What are you up to?

It felt good Once more please

- Please - How dare you?

Now this character sounds interesting

I like that, Divya

Did you both elope and get married?

Only if you can call that a marriage

Do you know what he did on the day of our marriage?

Aravind!

Oh my god!

Hi

What's wrong, Aravind?

Do I look like a fool to you?

Why are you so late?

The tyre went flat on my way here

Not my fault

Oh my god!

Are you drunk?

You fool, we are getting married

Well that? There was a bachelors party last night

- It sucked! - Hey there love birds

I'm so happy to get you both married

Did you host the bachelor party?

Well isn't that the custom?

Enough! Now come on you fool!

- The officer is upset - Hey come on

- That doofus seems to be upset - Come on, Divya

- Come on, dear - Aravind, come on

Tonight is the night of your life!

I'm the only Virgin boy from tomorrow

- Careful, watch out - That's a good start

Turning up late for your own wedding, how ridiculous?

Sorry sir, there was a small hiccup on my way here, it took some time to resolve it

Was it more important than your marriage?

Sir, sorry

That's a long story

I'll tell you sometime later

We still got five minutes

So go ahead, tell me what happened?

I know that Divya would be furious

So...

I went to a florist to buy some flowers for my pretty flower here

The florist had a beautiful shop

A lone house in the midst of the tea plantation

And then this happened

Sir?

Madam?

Looks like no one is around

Sir?

Hello?

Anybody here?

Hello?

Anybody-

Oh my god!

- Oh my god - Oh my god, then?

Then...

...she kept complaining

Everything's over Why did you save me?

Hold on...wait

Look around, Does it make you feel suicidal?

Tell me what happened?

Nothing is happening

That is the problem

It's been 20 years since my marriage

I've had enough

I can't take it anymore

But why?

Is your husband treating you bad?

Or does he have any extra martial

Come on now

My husband ain't that talented

He is very money minded

The problem is that...

...he thinks that someone else will snatch me away

...and so he keeps locking me up inside the house

She doesn't look that worthy!

Hello?

I know what's running in your mind

You must have seen me 20 years ago

Look there

Look at those photos

Look at them before judging

Isn't it mind blowing?

Mind blowing?

It's more of mind bursting

Well...

...you say your husband is money minded

How much do you think he earns?

A lot...he has cash alone worth 20 million

He doesn't trust the banks and has locked it all up in the house

Then what are you waiting for?

Why don't you take all of it and leave

Listen to me

Close your eyes and point

Not at me

On the map

Fine

Point a location in the map and set off to that place

Enjoying with all that money is better than committing suicide

Go, enjoy your life

Wow!

I feel so happy about this idea

Thank you so much

Actually I was here to buy a bouquet

Consider this as your shop

- Take what ever you need - Thank you

- Bye - Bye

So much for a bouquet!

When she ran away with that money...

...she was enthralled

Spread happiness and be happy

Today I realized what that means

Now that was a home run!

You are bluffing right?

Dear, where did you buy this bouquet?

Near Kilkuzhi

At a very famous florist shop

The one that is surrounded by tea plantations

Did you say she left with all that money?

Of course, she took it all

I guess her husband, the baldie can now be termed as a pauper!

How dare you?

That was all my hard earned money!

Where did you say she pointed her finger at?

Here

I meant in the map!

Sir...

it sounded something like 'Papa no gun me'

What? Papa will definitely gun you now!

It's Papua New Guinea

- How do I get there? - I don't know

Baldie, go straight and take left

Shengamalam, where are you?

Crazy fellow!

Where are you?

Go, die in pursuit of her

Sir! Sir!

Sir, where are you going?

Sir!

'Shengamalam, where are you?'

What? Not my fault

Sorry, my son

Last night I went a little over board

Is the wedding over?

Damn it!

Thankfully...

...you narrated everything after the paper work was complete

Go ahead and sign it, only then your marriage will be registered

- So it's almost done? - I got sloshed

What did you drink last night?

Everything that I could get my hands on

Happy birthday to you Happy booze night for us

You guys go make a baby

So that it'll fill your house with pee

Stop your stupid song you sissy!

Now that was slapstick slap!

I can't believe that we are married

"Our home is the epitome of celebration"

Seems like a guy who lives his life to the fullest

Who was the first to propose?

You or was it him?

Obviously it was him

Obvious isn't it?

Either way, we make the boys confess their love

Forget that

Tell me, how did he propose you?

Aravind?

His proposal was an accident

What?

( Guys mocking at a girl)

I wonder what's their problem

Prema, you are my target today!

Prema, who are those boys? Are they troubling you?

Got struck

Yes, they are ones

'Where is my rose?'

Move!

How dare you guys tease my daughter?

I'll finish you all today!

Now what was that?

That's my dad

Dad?

Those guys were torturing me too much

- Well now look at them - You're right

For whom have you bought that?

This one? It's for Divya

Wow! Superb

Really?

Indeed

Are these for me?

Indeed, Divya This card too is for you

Or else her dad will bust me up

Don't worry, dear I've taken care of those boys

- Thank you - You are welcome

Now who is this fellow?

He is my friend dad

Don't you worry

Come on, let's make a move

Bye

Do I look like your back up?

- How dare you? - Divya...Divya

Fraud!

You are forgetting your bag

Divya listen to me

What is it? Tell me

'Always aim for a girl's best friend before targeting the girl'

Natraj told me so

Brother, now that was awesome

We are unlucky that we don't have a friend like Natraj

It's not too late

Madam, your sweet name please

Aunt May

Stop scoring on my play ground Get lost!

'Doesn't look like it's our day'

'Let's leave'

- I love you - What is it?

Cotton candy sweet!

So sweet!

Me or the cotton candy sweet?

Woah! He deceived you with the cotton candy sweet

And yet you accepted his love?

Shut up, Shilpa

Truth is that I too loved him

That is why I accepted his love

I loved him Now that's past

"Just like a sweet breeze"

"You made your way in to my heart"

"And like the shining lightning"

"Your mischievousness strikes me"

"Don't tell me where you are from"

"Your fragrance will lead me there"

"Just turn and look at me..."

"...and I'll lose myself in your love"

"You make my heart beat faster"

"You take me higher"

"You are my drug"

"You make me go crazy"

"You make me fly"

"You are my sweet heart"

"You make my heart beat faster"

"You take me higher"

"You are my drug"

"You make me go crazy"

"You make me fly"

"You are my sweet heart"

For you

What am I going to do with it?

Write you a poem?

No

I'm sure there are lot of things about me that you would love to change

Write down everything in it

I don't think this dairy will be enough

Fine, what then?

Write it and give it to me after our marriage

Then I'll make a call

I'll decide what kind of wife I should be

Sounds tricky

"My hears beats for you, it yearns for you"

"My desires with you are never ending"

"Would you oblige if I ever reveal them?"

"Your love gives me a whole new feel and it's nostalgic"

"So tell me all your desires..."

"...and I shall fulfill them forever"

"You make my heart beat faster"

"You take me higher"

"You are my drug"

"You make me go crazy"

"You make me fly"

"You are my sweet heart"

"You make my heart beat faster"

"You take me higher"

"You are my drug"

"You make me go crazy"

"You make me fly"

"You are my sweet heart"

"I wanna hold you close to me everyday"

"This is love and there is no you and me; it's always us"

"Love is our only language"

"Your loving' is my ecstasy baby"

"Love is a hide and seek"

"It's our world, it's only you and me"

"I wanna hold you close to me everyday"

"Don't you understand this is love"

"So come to me my baby"

"Your loving' is my ecstasy baby"

"Your love turns me into a poet"

"I'm soon gonna make you mine"

"Don't tell me where you are from"

"Your fragrance will lead me there"

"Just turn and look at me..."

"...and I'll lose myself in your love"

"You make my heart beat faster"

"You take me higher"

"You are my drug"

"You make me go crazy"

"You make me fly"

"You are my sweet heart"

"You make my heart beat faster"

"You take me higher"

"You are my drug"

"You make me go crazy"

"You make me fly"

"You are my sweet heart"

Seems like you guys were deep in love

Then why did your marriage break?

It didn't workout

We both are incompatible

They why did you guys get married?

Well, even I wonder why

It was just the feeling that he was my world

In fact at times...

...I felt he was my hero

- Divya, a dog? - Don't be scared, wait

Hey L Gopal sit

- Hey! - Sit!

A dog with an initial?

It is named after my grandpa

But why L Gopal?

My grandpa used to be a very loud person

Hence he earned the nickname 'Yell' Gopal

Over the time it became L Gopal

So who is he?

I'm Bhajana Gopal

Hi grandpa

Come in...come

Looks like this is the Gopal house

Welcome

Give it to her

- Give her what? - The bouquet in your hand

Come on now You didn't have to

Really?

I'm not sure if we can return it

Just give it!

You guys get introduced

I'll get the plates

Come on in

Have a seat

So

What do you do?

I'm doing my hotel management course I want to become a chef

So as of now you are jobless

Well you could say that

What do your parents do?

My dad is a doctor here

I've never seen my mother

Correct

Your dad runs a hospital at Vannandurai, isn't it?

Also, didn't your mom leave you and your dad after you were born?

What are you guys talking about?

Aravind has got your favourite cookies

- Give him some dear - Aravind

Here

So tell me How much did all this cost?

Around 1000 bucks?

1500 bucks

1500 is it?

Don't you think that's too much of an expense in a day?

It's too much

See...

...we just snack away food worth 1500 bucks

So imagine...

...how much we would spend on main courses

Apart from that, we have few get together and parties during the weekend

How can you afford that?

Will you borrow from your dad?

What makes you think that you could go ahead and marry my daughter?

This food could've been distributed among the hungry out there

But for you, this is something you can snack on after a main course meal

Yet, you enjoy these freebies...

...and mock at the one who bought you all this

I'm brave enough to marry your daughter

Hey, L Gopal

Even the dog doesn't care who feeds it Striking similarity, isn't it?

Catch

L Gopal, move aside

Didn't you shut the door properly?

Looks like he had to do it

You shut up first

Fine

Did he compare your mom with the dog?

Yes

It was shocking

But he stunned my mom that day

Divya, tell me more about him

Enough

Talking about him gives me a headache

My cab is here, I'm leaving

Hey Divya

What is Aravind up to these days?

Well, I'm sure it's an easy guess

He must be partying away with his useless friends

Bye

What are you up to Aravind?

I'm messing!

What are you up to?

This guy doesn't let me have this bottle

Wait, I'll join you

Come on

- Leave the bottle! - You butthead!

Though you look like a bean bag you are awesome

- Go check it - Leave!

Why are you guys messing with my father in law?

Yeah you keep ogling as he messes everything up

Stop insulting me

Can't you see they are messing with my poor dad...

...and yet you aren't doing anything about it

Now wait and watch

I'm on your side uncle Leave him!

You were a man before getting married...

...but look at you now!

This bottle is his gift for me

Please don't mess up my wedding

We won't let you go easily!

Natty, tighten the grip

Don't let it go

This is tug of war!

- Come on - Don't let the bottle go

I said leave it

Are you going against us for this butthead?

Natty, don't let it go Tomorrow is a dry day

I am not done drinking

I need this bottle of liquor!

Aravind

I've two bottles with me

Watch out, Sathish!

Forget this!

Come, let's go

Jerk!

Look at him rejoice

Don't you call him your father in law!

Butthead, you will suffer for sure!

- That was a poor joke - Are you sure?

- Yes, indeed - 2 bottles is it?

- Good night - Good night

- See you - Bye

Text me after reaching home

Watch out, Aravind

Are you okay?

The drink was too good

I'm good

Are you okay?

Okay

Aravind, I'll always be there for you, got it?

Thank you

Bye

Why do you keep avoiding me?

Am I not up to your expectations?

No...no

Well it's not like that Deepa

You are a very attractive girl

You are very beautiful, Deepa

I need some time

Okay? Please

Take as much time as you want

See you

Take care

- Bye - Bye

Text me once you reach home

- Yes - Bye

Wait, I'm coming

I'm coming

What a pity?

Indeed a nice drink

I can see her for real

You yellow lady Woah! A ghost!

God! I thought you would have changed after all these years

Not even a bit!

How do you do it?

Disgusting!

You look ridiculous!

I am irritated to the core!

What are you wondering?

It's me Divya!

It wasn't me who made this

Must be left over

But it's hot and fresh

Those are my eggs

Hey! So wasn't it all a dream?

Were you here for real?

Do I look like a wash basin?

You vomited all over me

And all over the place

I was cleaning the whole night

Do I look like your maid?

You haven't turned responsible yet

Three years ago I left a shoe rack over there

It's still at the same exact place

Just like you

Give your tongue some time off

Keeps yapping away

You are here after so many years

Did you learn to smile?

You still got the stare on

It's only when I'm in with you

Obviously

I am not here to make merry with you

Then why are you here? What's your problem?

Stop yelling

Sign it...

...and I'll be on my way

What's this?

I want divorce

Our marriage didn't even last a day

Then why do you need a divorce?

That doesn't matter

We had registered

So we must divorce

I need to think over it

Come back tomorrow

Whatever

- How's the food? - Nice

- Hello chef - Hi

This order is a personal request Yours is on the way

- Okay - Everything fine?

Yeah fine

Now that looks delicious

Watch out It's piping hot

Have some patience

You fatso!

Divya is here

What?

Are you guys getting back?

Nothing like that

Aravind started this restaurant and she must be jealous of his progress

- She must be here to spoil it - Are you sure?

You don't even know her

So stop talking about her

I know about such girls

It's you who's jealous So stop it

Why would I be jealous?

I'm a very matured person

You might be matured

But you are yet to meet Divya

She isn't a girl like you

She is back from the city She is all together a different class now

It's obvious that you are jealous

It's okay, Divya

You will get there slowly

I'm not Divya

I'm Deepa

Idiot

Crazy girl!

Hey Deepa! You crazy!

Did you see that?

And she says she is matured

Look at her go mad when I praised Divya

They all are the same

Crazy!

Come to the point

So Divya's back?

Well no, she is here for divorce

Where was she all these years?

And why all of a sudden?

I don't know Arguing with her is pointless

Don't oblige right away Remember what she did to you

This is divorce and we will loot her in the name of Alimony

Shut up doofus!

Don't you say this in front of her and give her ideas

Alimony is the other way around I'll have to pay

I'll have to give up this restaurant and become a hawker

But she needs the divorce desperately?

So take as much advantage as you can...

...and we'll set up more franchises of our restaurant

Awesome idea! You can clean tables at all the branches

"Human made his way to earth"

"A journey that began after pleasing the almighty"

"The human then started self exploration"

"And in process got lost in a world of temptation"

"Human made his way to earth"

"A journey that began after pleasing the almighty"

Aravind

Oh my god! Oh my god!

What happened, Aravind?

- Are you okay? - Do I look okay, you fool?

Stop questioning and help me out here

Okay...okay

Be patient, wait

Breathe...Breathe

Aravind, relax

Calm down, Aravind

It hurts...It hurts

- Don't move - You don't move

Okay, fine

Hey fatso!

What you looking at?

Come, help us out

Divya!

You have changed after returning from the city

Why don't you guys get a room?

- Damn it! - Can't you stand still?

You numbnuts! Grow up! Why don't you wear inners?

I just let it free, Divya

Disgusting!

Thanks

Forget it Where are my papers?

It's ready

But then if I have to sign it...

...well actually

You need a compensation right? How much do you need?

Looks like she is well prepared

Blank cheque

Let that be

There are few more conditions

Conditions?

Let me hear them

We've been good friends since childhood

Then...

...we've been in a relationship too

But then, I don't know why...

...our marriage didn't even last a day

You see...

...we were never a couple

So?

So...

...let's live happily like a couple for a week and I shall sign the papers

What?

Sarcasm?

I promise I won't lay a finger on you

God promise

What rubbish?

One week with him? Never

Okay, no problem

We'll meet in the court

It might take a year or two

I'm in no hurry

I've all the time

One week

Just a week

Sick!

Sounds like the Big Brother contestants are here!

Night is our day! And day is our night We are the night owls!

Hey Divya, what are you doing with the night owls?

Shut up you doofus!

I don't know them

I have no idea

- Why is their day night? - Ewww!

Hey fatso! Your in laws are here

Night owls?

Now who are they?

What just happened?

Did he just abuse you?

No dude, this marriage won't work out

I want divorce

Look at her face

Looks like a cotton candy with face features

Why do you want a divorce?

When she is part of this night owl how do I...

What is the issue?

We haven't spend a night together

Looks like I'll have to wait 30 years

Obviously, you should get used to our way of living

You too will have to become a night owl like her

Until then be happy with yourself

Stop it you Mantis!

30 years later nothing would be in tact

It wouldn't be so easy

I'll have to use both my hands to lift my single hand!

Impossible! I want divorce

- Are you sure? - Cent percentage sure

Fine then let's go ahead get them divorced

And so divorce it is! You night owls!

What are they up to?

As per our customs, divorce are for cowards

Hence ask him to agree to one of our custom...

...and we shall grant the divorce

Here I am

What kind of a custom is this?

Why are they forming a queue?

Looks very similar to the queue waiting for liquor

Something's fishy about it

I don't give a fish

I want divorce!

Well now you don't have to wait 30 years

You'll attain old age in next 30 seconds

Baby close

Poor fellow

Ding dong bell!

Pussy is in the well

You let everyone kick you

Ain't I your childhood friend?

I'm too tempted So may I?

- Dude it's stuffy - Split your legs ever more

And that is why you shouldn't mess with the girls at spa

Do you think he stopped with messing?

All he wanted was a happy ending but fate had other plans

That wasn't funny

If this is how divorces happen everywhere...

...then no one would divorce, isn't it?

Who is she? Looks new here

Is she your maid?

It hurts! You Black widow!

Hi, I'm Deepa

Yes, just like you are a maid abroad I am maid here for my friends

How dare you?

Divya, I bought some stuff in the kitchen Why don't you cook?

- What? - What do you mean?

Don't you need my autograph?

If you need it, go cook for us

Aren't you all hungry?

Yes, I want some eggplant gravy

Add some natural libido boosters to it

Add few drops of poison in it

Do you need any help?

It's okay

You can continue your maid services

I'll take care of myself

Okay, as you wish

Why am I bothered?

Joker!

Now there's another joker!

- Watch your game! - Aravind

Here have it

Have it

Deepa, why don't you eat too?

I made it myself

Sorry

My parents have warned me from eating junk or from hawkers

I'll leave now

- Bye, boys - Bye, girls

Move your feet you fatso Or else I'll too take a shot!

Well, it doesn't matter

Divya, go ahead

All these days you had been living with such fools

And now that brat!

Whom did she just call a fool?

It's a tough one but I bet your father can answer that

Shut up and eat!

That was a good one You get two points

Stop being Simon Cowell!

Serve me more!

Stop being greedy

Thank you

Tastes good

- Give me some - Here

Stop gobbling up everything alone

And you gobble up and shut up for a while

Open the door!

- Who is in there? - It's Sathish

- Make it fast - Don't knock it

I said open the door!

- I won't, get lost - Please make it fast

No way, looks like it'll be days before I come out from here

You murderers!

What did you mix the food with?

Take my word, I'm going to leave you guys for good!

Go check the other toilet

Listen, I'll go see if the other toilet is free

Divya

Hey Divya!

Divya, open the door!

What did you mix in the food?

I said open the door!

I can't control it anymore

Sorry! Busy

Open the door!

Busy?

Sathish, let's imagine we are kids for now and let me in please!

Get lost!

Where are you going?

Yoga class

Ok I'll do it here

- I think it's fine - Damn it!

Stop it! Not in the open

Fine

I hate this button buckle on pants Worst discovery ever!

Now who is that turning the spotlight at the wrong spot?

Cops!

Officer, it's gang rape Gang rape!

- Gang rape? - What is he talking about?

- Cover your face! - Now, who are they?

Look at that, Indian players Shikhar Dhawan, Rohit Sharma

Sri Lankan player Malinga

And couple of West Indies players

Are whiling their time as if watching a game of cricket

This is a very wrong punishment with regards to our situation

I might lose it any minute!

Don't succumb to temptation Control yourself

- Greetings, sir - Greetings, sir

- Officer - Sir?

What's the charge?

It's a rape case

That too inside the bushes

Come here

Yes, sir

Tell me what's up in the bushes?

We both are lovers

Please forgive us Pretty please, sir

But those two fellows there, they tried molesting my girlfriend!

Your girlfriend?

Move

Show me your face

Ewww! Look at that

Brother

Are you sloshed?

Either that or you have a very bad taste

Come here you four eyed nerd

I said come here

Hello sir, I'm Natty alias Natraj

How dare you molest her?

Sir, it's embarrassing

Shall I explain it in person or in your ears?

Who do you think you are? My wife?

- Tell me! - Sir, please no

Tell me what happened?

No! Enact it

Sir, please no

All of you up

Sir please

Stop posing! I said you guys huddle up like the bushes

What the heck is this now?

The bushes are dancing in the wind

You, go get inside the bushes

- Sir - I said go!

Now go!

- Come on, dear - I feel so shy

So is that what you were doing behind the bushes?

These guys look so strange

I feel shy!

All of you turn around

That's cheating!

He wants us to turn around and he'll alone enjoy the show

Start, enact and show me what happened

Sir, I am warning you Please don't do this

Do it or else I'll bust you up

- Now do it - Okay, sir...I'll do it

Why did you halt half way?

I was caught by your men by then

So show me what would you have done if you were not caught

Already two of them are behind the bushes

Now he'll make an entry This is getting interesting

Indeed!

Oh my God! Darling This scares me!

There he goes...

Sir you said you would bust him up but he has busted up the whole place!

Look what your boys have done

They have turned the whole place shitty

Please take them away

Okay, sir Sorry, sir

I said take them away!

So tell me

How about a feast today?

Stop eating This is not the time

Darling, you are stinking

Wait

Go get a good bath

- Dirty fellow! - Don't advise when you don't mean it!

Show off!

Hey A new car?

That's my dad's

Oh is he here?

He'll be glad to see you here

Now what's this?

Don't you have manners?

Ask her to get out!

Show some respect She is your step mother

Step mother?

Stop blabbering

It's high time, I need some company

Don't we need a woman in the house?

Her entry into our life is a positive sign See your wife is here

Hello, uncle How are you?

- Fine, how are you? - I'm fine

What's her name?

- Name...? - My name is Shankari

Oh so sweet

Aravind I like your step mother

She is so cute

Aravind, do you have some money with you?

The cops took everything I had

It's alright, I only have card with me

Divya, you must be having some cash

- Take it - Don't you feel shameless?

It's after all my family

Here, take this

Go buy a dozen of bananas

Then some sweets and flowers

Also some milk

And few more things I leave that to you

What do you mean by leaving it to me?

Why are you asking me to buy all these?

Stop acting innocent

Live life to the fullest

How long will you be a single heir?

Don't you need siblings?

You could play with them

How can you play soccer all by yourself?

Come on darling

"We are made for each other"

"Let's fall crazily in love and forget the world"

Siblings for me to form a soccer team?

This money goes to the bar!

- Look at this - Wow...!

He looks so young He could keep marrying again and again

Already one is down the drains That's not his forte

- Hi uncle - Hi

I heard the good news When is the party?

Anytime you wish

Say 'Party' and you go crazy!

I sensed it when he was getting ready

So where are you taking the bait?

Making your loved ones a bait; that's your forte

Not mine

Don't expect everyone to be like you

Hi Deepa Shall we start?

- I'm ready - Hey, Aravind

Where are you off to?

There a new movie out in theaters

We are going to watch it

Come on hubby

That's unfair

When you have a wife...

...how can you go around with a stranger?

Shut up She is my friend

And I'm your wife

I was expecting you to take me out for a movie

But look at you?

Aravind, we are getting late Let's leave

Excuse me, me and my husband are talking!

Don't you interfere

Go wait outside

Or find someone else to go with

Stop acting as if you care for him

Where were you all these days when he needed you?

Did you even try finding out?

Look here

If you don't leave this place now...

...I'll call the cops and charges against you for interfering in my married life

I'll tell them you are a hooker

So be careful!

Don't make me do that

Divya, what's wrong with you?

Deepa!

Please change the channel

Deepa

Hey Deepa

Look, listen to me

- Please hear me out - Aravind please

She is doing it on purpose

Let us both go for the movie

No, Aravind

I just need to be alone

I know it's not your fault

Please let me go

Just leave me alone

Deepa!

What's you problem?

Why did you insult her?

What do you mean?

Weren't you the one who wanted us to be a couple for a week?

So I just did what a sincere wife would do

If you feel that was too much, sign the divorce papers

I won't trouble you anymore

So you want to go watch a movie with me?

Fine

No thanks

Why are you taking me in a cycle you miser?

Because love doesn't see the rich or the poor, so play along and shut up

Get down

Why?

It's steep and I would find it tough to cycle

Stop talking like an oldie

I've heard that passionate cyclists are the best in love making

Dear God please fill me with all the energy of the universe, All hail the lord!

Dear God please fill me with all the energy of the universe! All hail the lord!

All hail the lord! All hail the lord!

Now what's that? 'Me and my lover?'

Tell me, what kind of movie is this?

Stop thinking too much you cheapo

Why are you dull?

Isn't this life with me so irritating?

Fine

Imagine you are allowed to exchange your life with someone

Who would that be?

Wait, let me guess

Go ahead, let me see how well do you know me

That guy over there, who is running his hands over that girl

Isn't that what you too want?

That kid over there

I want to be like that kid

All that he sees and feels is...

...only love

That life is priceless

Now guess with whom would I exchange my life

Let me see how well do you know me

Like that actress

You love to be worshiped

No way

I definitely don't want that

I pity them

They are forced to act all their life, in screen and in real

But me,

I want her life

I'll be happy if someone can pamper me like her when I am pregnant

That's an easy deal

If you cooperate a bit, I shall make you pregnant like her

- Take your hands off - Okay, move aside

But why?

Because I'm right handed

Take your hands off, Aravind

Come on, you know it already

Excuse me, don't you hear what the baby is saying? Behave yourself

Baby, looks like your brother is concerned

Don't I have the rights dear wifey?

Don't irritate, Aravind I said hands off!

Can't you behave yourself?

Aravind, you pig

Why did you kick him?

How dare you? Now see what I do to you!

I won't spare you!

I'll hold him Break his head!

Now turn him around

Move! Move!

Take that!

Divya, run!

Do I look like your baby?

- Come on! - Wait!

- Move! - Aravind, wait for me

Move!

Come on, run!

That was surprise You just bashed him up

Run! Run!

Hey Divya, wait for me

- Let's take this right - Okay

This way

Come on now!

This way Take that!

Wow!

Nice

Divya, what are you doing here?

Hey my mouse!

Here have your mouse!

What?

What happened?

Hold on, I'll take care of him

What are you up to?

What is it?

Divya, no!

Don't you hear me!

What are you going to do?

Hey Divya!

Aravind, run!

That build up was bit too much!

- Run! Run! - Stop

Was that all for a footwear?

It's worth 3000 bucks So shut up

I lost my jacket worth 5000 bucks for you

- Get lost! - Shut up!

Don't you talk about doing things for me!

Hands off me!

Get lost!

You are a thug!

You have changed so much

I'm out of breath

Come, I want to show you something beautiful

Why have you bought me to the hospital?

- Just come with me - Tell me

Quite, I'll tell you

Come

Say something

- Looks like you are regular here? - Of course

Okay

Get in

Are you sowing some wild oats with the nurses here?

Wow!

This is magical

Look there...

...both the babies are together in the same cradle, why so?

It's called co-bedding

Co-bedding? What is that?

That means...

...one of them is sick

Staying together...

...will cure it

Stop talking like a doctor

How is that possible?

I think is psychological

There is a huge difference between those who are lonely and those who have company

It's something similar

When you know that there is someone to hold your hands tight...

...it makes you strong and confident

It's something similar

"There you are, oh my love"

"I'm lost in you and frozen in time"

"Your ravishing beauty makes me go speechless"

"It has driven me crazy"

"This is it, your looks take my breath away"

"Just like you do"

"So hold me and..."

"...let me be yours"

"Your love is all I need"

"Yes, that is all I need"

"Your love is all I need"

"Yes, that is all I need"

"Your love is all I need"

"I was lost and I reached at the doorsteps of you heart"

"How did I end up there? I'm confused"

"Let's break out of this shell, says my heart"

"You are my world you are my everything"

"So come let's fall in love"

"I was empty inside..."

"...you filled me up with love inside"

"I have lost myself in love"

"I don't care for the pain anymore"

"As I slowly try opening my eyes..."

"...I wish this dream never ends"

"Your love is all I need"

"Yes, that is all I need"

"Your love is all I need"

"Yes, that is all I need"

"Your love is all I need"

"There you are, oh my love"

"I'm lost in you and frozen in time"

"Your ravishing beauty makes me go speechless"

"It has driven me crazy"

"Your looks take my breathe away"

"Just like you do"

"So hold me and..."

"...let me be yours"

"Your love is all I need"

"Yes, that is all I need"

"Your love is all I need"

"Yes, that is all I need"

"Your love is all I need"

"That is all I need"

"Your love is all"

"Your love is all"

"Your love is all"

"Your love is all"

Aravind

Here, have this Before that have this

Carry on

Aravind

I don't have an explanation

I've been wanting to tell you

If you had told me that you had moved on and have another guy in your life...

...I would have signed the divorce papers right away

Even when you kissed me today...

...I thought we were going to be together forever

At least you could have told me about your marriage

Of course it hurts

That's okay

If he makes you happy...

...then there is nothing I can do about it

- Aravind...! - Your bags are packed

You can take them

Did she really kiss you?

Yes

Then why did you sign the divorce papers?

She now has someone else in her life

Stop being a pothead!

Yeah! Like that's going to scare me

Pothead!

What's your point?

Today she kissed you

That means she still loves you

Got it?

Do you love her or not?

I fear that...

I can never love anyone else like I love her

Then go win her heart

Don't give her up for anyone

Love her and make her crazy for you

See you

See that? She wants to see you!

Now go pick up

Go make her yours

Go

I said go!

Divya! Divya!

What is it?

I don't know if I had signed all the papers

Can you give that to me?

Now do something Destroy them

Not me, do it yourself

No, you do it

No, you have it

- Listen to me - No, Oh! Oh!

Oh my god! The water just splashed all over it

Now look what you did!

Look what you did!

Can't you be careful?

What shit?

I saw it! I saw it

It was you

Few minutes ago you spoke like a philosopher

I felt guilty for having judged you so wrong, I felt you were a good person

Why did you do this?

Stop brawling!

You too kissed me and deceived me

That was an accident

You took me along with you and seduced me

I regret it and I'm sorry about it

Where did you take her? What did you do?

Shut up!

You think your apology will make it up for what you did?

So what do you want me to do?

Live up to your words Stay here as promised

I'll then think about signing the divorce papers

Uncle...

...I'm wasted

Fraud family!

How many more injections?

Didn't you inject one yesterday?

Make it tomorrow I said make it tomorrow

Your first name should have been 'Busy hands'

Your hands are always busy!

I can't control the itching

What a cultured family!

Indeed

Take it, dear

Thanks

Call her mother

Or call her mummy

Thank you, mom Thanks, mummy

Call me that again and I'll break your heads

I can't be mother of monkeys

I appreciate you!

- Hi good morning - Good morning

So Divya are you planning on settling down here?

No you fraud

As long as I'm here...

...my friend Shilpa and my fiance, who is waiting outside, are going to stay with me

Fiance?

Hey looks like there is a guy waiting outside for some charity

Go give him the left overs

Dude

I finished those left overs

- Hello - Yes

Be nice and go welcome him

Welcome him?

Do you think I'm...

Sit down Don't create any issues

Go welcome him

Do you think this is a charity home?

It's an advantage for you

You can prove to her that you are better than him

Keep your friends close...

...and enemies closer

Look at him posing

Who does he think he is? The super star?

Hi

I'm Aravind

Divya's husband

Arjun

Divya's fiance

Boss

Please...!

Clean the table as soon as the customer leaves

- That will please the next customer - Okay, sir

- Hi - There comes the retard!

- Sorry sir - Now leave

Give me your phone

For what?

I said give

Here

Hey! Clear those plates!

Deepa, did you find it on the streets?

Get lost!

That was one slap right across your face

I'm here to inform that everyone at my home are leaving tomorrow

I'm going to be home alone

When the folks are away it's time to play!

My question is...

...is only Aravind welcome or can I join too?

I'll thrash you!

She going over board with her slaps off late!

So what if you are home alone?

Being home alone is the problem

I am afraid to stay alone

Hence I am going to stay at your home

At my place?

When strangers can live at your home...

...why can't I?

From tomorrow I'm staying at your home

Deepa

Buddy, your house is on top of my favorites list, right after Sunny Leone

It's like being in one of those American Pie movies

Your dad and his lover

I mean your step mother

You, your wife and her fiance

Two extras that we both can hit on

Tomorrow Deepa joins the party It's going to be fun!

Your house is going to light up!

And that will be a problem

The house is now crowded

The romance between Divya and me heated up when we were alone

Now that will be in jeopardy

Tomorrow is her birthday

Oh yeah!

We must do something about it and impress her

You are going gift her a romantic cake cutting session, trust me

- Happy birthday to you - Happy birthday Divya

Happy birthday to Divya

- Happy birthday to you - Happy birthday to you

Here, Arjun

Hey no! no!

Arjun, no!

- Can I feed you? - No, thanks

Shall we go inside? Let's have dinner

How was my plan?

This is by far my best birthday

- Don't move, stay right where you are - Oh my god! Robbers!

Well only 'The Expendables' can handle them!

No! No! No!

Face the wall and stand still

- Don't move! - I won't!

I said don't move

I said I won't

Then why are you rubbing against her?

Take him away from her

Shilpa, he is jealous

Please don't shoot anyone

Take whatever you need from this house

But please don't harm us

Do you think you own this house?

This ain't your ancestors property!

- Please! Please! - Leave her you robbers!

- Leave us - I'm not going to harm you

You will do it yourself

Shoot one of them here and I'll spare the rest

So stop wondering and shoot

I said shoot! Shoot!

Shoot!

Divya, we are classmates since 4th grade

Not me, Divya

Shoot! Now!

Hello! Dear

Enough, don't break it

It's a dummy

I hope you now realize the truth, Aravind

Bleedy 'Vengeance' Deepa

I asked you to arrange a surprise and look what you did!

"Go shorty it’s you’re birthday"

"We gonna party like it’s you’re birthday"

"We gonna sip Bacardi like it’s you’re birthday"

Where is Divya? Where is Divya?

Shut up and get lost!

Hey Sathish, now what's with this Halloween get up?

What a doofus?!

He was the one who said Divya likes this song...

...asked me to sing it and get the cake, so that we all can surprise her

Retard!

Why does Natraj appear upset now?

Because he is a doofus!

It's his birthday too, he might be furious that no one wished him

Aww...poor thing

How about some cake?

- No, thanks...you have it - It's paracetamol flavored

I'm sorry, Aravind

I didn't do that on purpose

It was a chaos out there...

...and I didn't realize what I was doing

That's fine

I understand

'I'm sure there are lot of things about me that you would love to change'

'Write down everything in it'

You still have it?

That is the only souvenir I have that reminds me of you

Happy birthday, Divya

Natraj

- Natraj - Tell me, dear

Tell me, mam

Why did you wake me up at this hour?

Am I not allowed to?

You wake me, anyone or anything at anytime

So sweet

Yes! I am sweet only

Natraj, come with me

So tell me

What is that you are not telling me?

What is it?

Feeling shy?

And you thought I won't find it out?

I never realized that you knew

What are you up to?

Surprise!

Now what kind of surprise am I expecting blindfolded?

Today, I'm going to surprise you like never before

- Please do - Wait right here

I'll be waiting right here for centuries

Wow! I'm happy!

Lionel Messi wants to win this match!

Thank you god for finally showering your blessings on me too

"It's the time for us to unite and fall in love"

"Even the clothes know that it's time to leave us alone"

"There she goes, stealing my heart!"

"HipHop Tamizhaaa Welcome to Chennai it's out city!"

Surprise

- Natraj! - Baby!

Oh! Oh! Oh my god!

Stop looking there, enough!

Enough! Stop looking there

- Disgusting! - Come on buddy show your face

Brother, focus it properly Move closer

You have nothing to lose dude Show your face

What a wonder!

Hi buddy

So what's up you pup?

What are you looking at?

- Who is it? - Shall I help you?

You can't reach that high I'll take care

Then I shall arrange it

Come on, leave me alone

Let me do my work

"You are the most beautiful woman ever"

"No eyes can match the beauty of your eyes"

Now look at that

The junior is sitting here depressed

And the senior wants to play

Move your face away

That was one slap right across your face

Hi guys, good morning

Oh! Keeping himself updated with the news

Now I know why you are upset

- Chocolate? - I'm diabetic

- Chocolate? - Thanks

Okay

Chocolate?

Thank you

Do you like chocolates?

Indeed

Looks like you prefer bitten chocolates?

What's your point?

Brother...

Once bitten is always bitten

Do you also like to re-use things?

That depends on it's quality

Yeah right!

Whatever you have used seems to have good resale value

That is why he looks interested

Mr.Bruce Wayne, excuse me

Arjun

The one from the epic Mahabharata?

You are just Richie Rich Arjun right?

We both have played cupids for Aravind and Divya

So how many times did they?

I don't have the tally Wait, let me try...

So how many times did you guys...? Tell me

Shut up I feel shy!

They were always inseparable in front of everyone...

so just imagine how close they would've been in person?

You naughty!

And yet you continue to eat the bitten chocolate and read the news

You are indeed very patient

Save me! He just attacked me!

How dare you attack him?

- Aravind, your hips are exposed! - Aravind, leave

Hit him!

Hit him! Push him down

Don't spare him Aravind!

Arjun let him go

I'll finish you off!

Dude, this doesn't look like a brawl

Wish we were there instead

- We are unlucky! - Stop it!

What the hell is happening?

Her voice and size doesn't match at all!

What's your problem Aravind?

Stop questioning me

He attacked Natty first

Go question him

Arjun, what's wrong with you?

Everything from his head to toe; everything's wrong!

They keep throwing such tantrums

So?

They are talking so cheap about you

Stop acting like the nerd in the classroom

Oh god!

When you attack him, it affects me directly

You don't have the rights to even lay a finger on my friends

Do you get that?

Well said Divya!

That was fun

How long do I keep ogling at her from outside?

I wonder when she'll invite me inside

Someday

What are you doing here?

Are you following someone?

Uncle, I'm not here to create any issues

Aravind isn't my enemy

In fact, if we had met in a whole another scenario we would have been good friends

What are you trying to say?

Ask Aravind to let her go

Let Divya say that she loves Aravind...

...and I shall retreat the next moment

But here the situation is worse

You are the eldest one here

Is it?

It's you, who has to find a solution

You seem to be a gentleman

So in that case...

I need your help

Friends

Same to you

This is for the sake of our friendship

Thank you

Arjun, best of luck

Thank you

Excuse me...Madam

There he goes

Oh no please! You just tricked me you oldie!

Hello

Do you know what was that for?

Tell me what was that for?

How will I know?

Isn't it the same for me too?

Tell me now!

Arjun dug his own grave

I just ensured it was executed perfectly

Explain properly

I came down to meet one of my ex with a letter

And Arjun followed me here

Uncle!

I tricked him and got him caught

Shall I give that wicked laugh again?

Finally you gave me a reason to be proud of you, dear dad

Superb!

Bye

Something is stopping me

Aravind

You bring dishonor to me and my family by asking me to step into a police station

Aravind!

Can you hurry up?

I ain't jobless like you

I'm extremely busy, okay?

Oh I see

Without even minding what your fiance is up to;

what's more important that keeps you busy?

- Are you on a dry spell? - Please hear me out

Officer!

Why is he here?

Looks like you are the advocate for all the perverts around?

He is arrested in a molestation case What else did you expect from us?

Molestation?

Arjun sir is like Tiger woods He is a gentleman

He is an ethical fellow

Here! He wrote this letter for Maya madam

Open it and read it aloud

Only then you all will realize what I'm saying

Sir, shall I?

Now read it!

'My dear Maya...'

'How about a trip to Pattaya?'

'Or forget Pattaya and let's not bother'

'We shall stay back here and I shall make you a mother'

I have read many similar rhymes I know this guy

'So tell, is that a cherry or you lip?'

'I just can't wait to take a sip'

'Just a sip! Just one small sip'

Stop playing DJ

Continue

The remaining part is more raunchy and flirty

Looks like Maya has gone too deep into his head

Else he couldn't have written this

How cheap Arjun?

I hate you

Divya, just think

Do you think I would have wrote this?

It was Aravind's father

Stop blaming my father

He must have been tempted to sow wild oats

And so he thought he'll play Pablo Escobar by having a wife...

...and a mistress for leisure

- Pablo Escobar? - Yes

Why don't you guys first see Maya and decide if she is worth it?

Stop it! Bloody fool!

Am I not worth it?

You rogue!

You aren't worthy of me

Hi aunty

Forget that

They said it was Maya but who is this rotten Papaya?

I don't know! My dad just screwed everything up!

- So Maya was your dad's target? - This is a misunderstanding

I know Maya aunty very well

She was my tutor back during my childhood

Yeah right!

Aunty, don't you recognize me?

Arjun is my fiance

Now please don't press charges against him

Come on aunty

He writes...

'My dear Maya...'

'How about a trip to Pattaya?'

'So tell, is that a cherry or you lip?'

No Divya!

And you are backing him up?

Get lost!

Don't you mess with me!

What a woman!

She hasn't aged at all

The situation is out of control

Let's escape

(Song from Villu movie)

Don't you call her your step mother

Tell me and I shall finish her off!

Do I sound so bad?

Why is she upset?

Deepa! What happened?

I'm fine

It's you guys who have turned retard

Forget Divya by committing such stupid activities...

...you can never make anyone fall for you

Divya's gone

Her chapter is over Aravind

And you guys are celebrating here

Over that you got fools around to second you

If you want, confess your love to him directly

But don't you call us fools

Who else would confess like I've done?

Everything that you are searching for is right in front of you

Don't waste your time pursuing someone who ignores you

Make hay while the sun shines

What's your point?

See says fill your bucket before the water supply stops

I'm wasted

Stop taking turns and taunting me

I thought you were a gentleman

But you are shameless!

I'm wasted, again

Get lost

That is my father you just insulted

I hope you said it right

Tell me this...

Is he indeed you dad?

Or your pimp?

Hey Aravind watch out!

- Aravind! Oh my god - Aravind

Aravind

Are you alright?

- Hey Aravind! - Aravind

Aravind! Are you alright?

Stay down! It's working

Continue

- Aravind - Aravind

Will Aravind leave us all?

Shut up!

- Aravind! - He has fainted

Get up Aravind

- Look Divya is here - Uncle do something

Wait let me see

Hi Shilpa! How about a movie tonight?

We'll book a couple's ticket What do you say?

- Idiot! - How dare you?

You fool!

Can't you see what's going on?

What can I do about it? He is the doctor

Go call the ambulance now

You retard!

- Get up Cinderella! - Call the ambulance

Aravind

Stop your over acting! Now don't exaggerate

Get up Aravind

- Aravind - Do something

He doesn't seem to respond

Aravindan! Aravind! Aravinda!

What happened?

Hey kiddo!

- Aravind - Aravind

- Aravind - Get up Aravind

Shankari, looks like he is really unconscious

Please do something about it

Guys, let's take him Looks like he is serious

Come on lift

Aravind

Shilpa, he is very heavy Please give a hand

- Hello - Hello

This is 'busy hands' Bhaskar here...

err...I mean this is Bhaskar here

Tell me Bhaskar

Well nothing...

Nothing? Fine...Bye

I meant...Hello?

You are so cute

Hello?

Damn it! No one has patience these days!

Finally! He opened it!

I mean Aravind opened it! Aravind opened his eyes!

Now stop wondering and seat him down

Here

Aravind, Are you okay?

I'm good but then who are you?

Dear, it's me Deepa

Dear?

Hey Divya, who are these people?

Are they your friends?

Are they here to attend our wedding party?

Please move

Dear...

Do you recognize me?

Come on now

Fine

Tell me how much is 20 times 19

Hey you doofus!

Math was always history for him

So stop digging it

Don't you recognize everyone?

No I don't! Is there a problem?

Why have you all rounded me up?

Do you recollect what happened few mins ago?

Divya and myself just got married

We were planning for a party

Oh! Oh! Everything's screwed up now!

All of you come with me

Not you! You be seated

Rest all of you follow me

I guess he is still in shock from the fall

If we explain him the current situation...

...it might get serious

So you mean to say he has amnesia?

Yes! We must handle him with care

You should cooperate please

What is happening Divya?

Handle him...Say something

What's with the huddling?

Well that...

Since my friends had a long journey...

...they are exhausted

So we thought we'll postpone the party for tomorrow

Oh! Is it?

Please sir

Looks like he is not happy about postponing the party?

Not like that

Anyway...

I'm Aravind

Divya's husband

Please

Arjun

Divya's...

friend

Just kidding

Okay Relax

All of you must be exhausted So go relax

Let's go Shilpa

Bye Shilpa! Bye...

Don't give me that look I feel shy

Oh really?

Obviously buddy

It'll be mine and Divya's first night as a couple

It was all her plan to postpone the party She gave me the signal

Why don't you guys carry on?

I'll...make a move

Your whole family is fraud!

Both, you and your son are pranksters!

Aren't you ashamed?

I have no idea about whatever he said

How dare you call me a prankster? Don't judge me so easily

Oh! It's a dead end

Hey Divya, this house is nothing less than a Soap Opera

I'm confused

Now who's that?

What are you doing here?

What's with all the blushing?

Come on, it's our first night as a couple

Wait! My friend is in here

So leave

Hey! Just a moment

You can ask your friend to shift my dad's room...

- What? - No, I wouldn't recommend that

If she doesn't mind she can use the couch...

That's impossible You leave

Hey wait...Listen to me

What happened? Divya?

Just a minute

Aravind no...I said leave me

Fine...Give me a kiss

No

Just one

Just one kiss

Please leave!

On the cheeks please

And now on the lips

- No! Leave - Please, just one

Divya! Divya

Aravind you may deceive the whole world...

...but remember I'm you dad

So don't teach you father to fish!

Chill dad! Relax

Don't teach your baby how to drink milk

Lionel Messi wouldn't have trained so hard

Look at my dear Shilpa

She looks like an Arabic belly dancer performing aerobics

Wow!

Next Kicks

Okay?

Go!

- What are you up to? - You carry on

Okay lunges

Look at that son of a gun!

He is going a bit overboard with the whole 'Amnesia' thing

Not a bit over board

It's too much

Do you really believe that he has Amnesia?

I too doubt that

How do we find out the truth?

Can we just tell him the truth that he and Divya are not together anymore?

Not the truth

Let's lie

Confusing

You guys just listen to me and play along

He will himself confess the truth

We'll ensure that he does

Are you alright?

It's fine! Don't near me

Aravind no! Let me go Aravind

Aravind!

Stop irritating me!

Aravind, I said leave me Please!

It's time to hunt!

"Hey sexy lady, I like your flow"

"Your body's banging, out of control"

Priya...

So who are you crazy about?

Shut up you oldie! I'll break your bones!

Bones? All his bones are already cracked

You can use them as toothpicks

Toothpicks is it?

If I show my real self you'll be stunned!

Don't show too much, everything's visible!

There are ladies approaching Behave yourself!

Mr.Mahesh Babu?

Well I wish I was

I am 'Ash' Babu

Bash Babu?

Not 'Bash' Babu! 'Ash' Babu

We had booked a boat ride

Only the two of you?

No! We too are joining

What are you guys doing here?

Hi Shilpa! You look so hot and so...

What?

It was Arjun who wanted us to join

That is why we are here

Arjun, now what's all this about?

Well I thought it would nice if they joined us

Whatever

Hey Divya!

Hey Hotty!

"What a beauty! What a sight!"

So?

So, if you can exchange seats with me, I shall enjoy this ride with my wife

Come

Come on dear, we shall have fun of our own!

Hold my hands

Now stop drooling?

Okay wait

Now who is that playing spoilsport?

Tell me mom

Where are you? When will you be back?

- Where are you? - Madam, pay the bill!

You have been away for a while now

We are at an outing

What's up?

How long are you going to stay with him?

The divorce papers aren't signed yet I'll be back once it is ready

Why are you crying now?

I'll be home as soon as possible

Can you please stop crying

Why is your mom crying?

Split your mother's head in two and...

...everything will be fine

Sarcasm?

Why are you hell bent on splitting us up?

You psycho!

Wait and watch, soon agent 007 will be here to tame you down!

What?

Hello Mr 007

You...

Stop irritating me early in the morning

I need at least a month's rest after what you did to me yesterday!

Damn it!

Okay I can't control it any further!

Oh! Where will I get some water?

Fine, let me ask them

Madam...

Madam...

Sir...

Madam...

I want...

You got it right!

Yes, I need water Where can I get some?

In the refrigerator?

Thank you

It's empty

There is hardly anything in it

I think this should be enough for a large

Is that all? Fine

That tasted yuck!

Thank you very much madam

Hey doofus!

Why is she dancing?

I drank the liquor but it got her high Strange!

Madam! Madam!

Hello?

Sounds confusing

- It's Dhanush (celebrity) on the line - Dhanush?

Then both of you forget Divya!

He is going to snatch her away from both of you!

Just talk to him

Hello Dhanush?

What are your future plans? Are you going to snap again?

Hey, this ain't Dhanush

Sounds like some dog muzzle grasping

How dare your mom insult me by putting your dog on the line?

Your mom is a witch

Only after she passes away, we will be at peace!

Wait!

What did you just do?

How dare you?

It's brawling time

What do you want madam?

- Water - Water?

Wait

Where can I find some water?

No where to be found

Look at the amount of food in here!

So ignorant! Can't they store up some water?

She looks like she'll pass away any minute now

Listen...

Your house is full of food...

...but there not a drop of water to be found! What do I do now?

Well, everything's fair at the hour of need! Open your mouth

A little more wider

Yes! That's perfect

What are you feeding her?

Well there was no water so I fed her alcohol

She is fine but dizzy now

I think it's a heart attack

Heart attack?

Let me try performing the first aid

First google it if you are not sure

Google it?

Wait! Hold on

Wait I'll search 'Hart Attack'

Sir!

Hart looks very hot!

Show me

That's indeed hot!

Shut up and watch!

He curses my mom in front of me!

So why shouldn't I divorce him?

Yes! You must

Do it right away! You can't get a better place

Shut up you cotton head!

Listen, he was just kidding

Don't mind it Divya

That's not the point

I'm done with this

Explain him the truth

What is she talking about?

Aravind

I'm really sorry

We split up a long time ago

You forgot everything because you were affected with Amnesia

What is she blabbering?

What's with the divorce?

Divya spoke the truth

You only have memories until your marriage

Everything that took place after...

Well, no everything was over on the day of your wedding

(Song from Panakkaran movie)

Your dad drinks like a fish! Nothing's left

Look at that buddy

Don't worry

I'll buy more drinks

Awesome! You are the epitome of friendship

Are you crazy? You are drunk

I'll drive

Just wait

I'll be back soon

- Don't forget the munchies! - Okay

Make it fast

Open the shop you bloody thieves!

I said open!

What are you guys doing inside?

Why is the shop closed so early?

Only god knows! I can't control it!

Open the shutter! What's the issue?

Robbers!

They sell the stuff more than the retail price and over that...

...they have shut it down way early to sell the stuff illegally

People like you are the reason for all this You just pay up and don't question them!

Open the shutter!

I said open!

What's up buddy?

Did your girlfriend ditch you?

No yours did!

Don't you dare bring up my girlfriend!

All of them here are desperate for liquor like you

All the liquors cost 100 bucks extra So go form a queue

Come on, form a queue

How dare you shut down the shop before it's time?

Stop talking like your family runs the government

Don't you know we run the show here?

So you better take off before I break your face!

Stop it! No!

It hurts

Hey stop taking turns

How dare you close a government shop before it's time?

Over that you mock at me

Aravind, stop it

Let me go Divya

Come on, let's go

You just laid your hands on the wrong person!

My curses are the worst!

I curse you! Your wife will elope with someone else!

You'll soak in depression and...

...come to this very shop to buy some liquor!

Will he come?

What?

What the hell is wrong with you?

Why do you indulge in such uncivilized, indecent shitty spats?

He is being unfair

And you say I'm indecent?

Indeed

Decent, educated and civilized people won't indulge in such activities

Especially for booze!

Only cheap and indecent people like you does that

Did you just call me cheap?

If I had stood up for the rights of the down trodden

...then you would have praised me

So standing for the down trodden is appreciated

But if I fight for my own rights, you call me cheap!

It's because they know that no one would revolt owing to decency...

...they commit such atrocities

All this for what? Just a little booze?

You disgust me Aravind!

My mom was right

It's my mistake

Your mom?

If I owned couple of BMW...

...your mom would have fell for me

Don't you boast about her to me

Indeed!

Indeed my mom is greedy...

...but she has taught me good values

She didn't leave me like your mom did

Shut up Divya!

You don't know a zilch about my mom

The whole town knows about her

Your mom is a hooker...

Your dad? A drunkard

And you are no less!

Like father! Like son!

Shut up!

One more word and...

I'll go mad!

Divya, don't cry

- Divya - Don't touch me

- Divya, don't cry I can't bear it - I said don't touch me

You are intimidating!

Just, listen to me

- Don't touch me - Divya, please

Just listen to me

- You are intimidating! - Divya please

Divya!

Divya!

It's true!

God does exist!

Mind it

That was my curse at work!

Now that was a very bad curse!

Say whatever you want but she shouldn't be so hot headed

What a crazy bi...

bitter woman

What does that mean?

Nerd!

Crazy 'Bitter' woman...

A woman who gets sloshed and goes crazy

Similarly...

...even when is sober she will raise hell!

Nothing can make such a woman happy

Men are like the liquor bottle

Empty or full, either way the Crazy 'Bitter'...

...woman is going to crash you right on the floor!

How dare you call me a Crazy 'Bitter' woman you Cotton head?

Did you just call me a Cotton head?

I, cotton head, have nailed so many wo...

I meant, have nailed many wooden boxes

Shall I show you?

Not interested Keep your distance

Dear...

...you heard him Keep your distance

Shut up you numb nuts! Now move!

Well good I can see you are intimidated

I can't bear if anything happens to you, my dear Shilpa

Are you okay baby?

Thank you

Okay, what happened then?

And then...

Like they say, someone's loss is another's gain

Deepa came into Aravind's life as a blessing

What do you mean? Did something happen between them?

Of course, they were in a relationship

In fact they were deep in love

Until he lost his memory

Natraj...

You better be serious

Yes, you better be serious

I am!

You forgot everything

If you still doubt me, ask Deepa

This is not looking good

Yes

Aravind and myself are in a relationship

What?

Aravind loves you?

Of course

He loves me or loves me not...

what bothers you?

Correct!

What bothers you?

Don't believe their stories This is all a set up!

Deepa...

Now don't score an own goal!

Aren't you convinced yet?

Shall I show you the medical reports?

Medical reports?

Yes Aravind

I've undergone abortion twice and that's because of you

Here are the reports

She just nailed the final nail into his mouth!

After sowing all the wild oats; you claim that you love me?

Nothing of such sorts ever happened between us

- Divya... - But how could you?

And that too with her?

- Deepa! Divya! - Ewww! Yuck

Look here

They are taking advantage of my condition and...

...using it against me

This whole bunch is a fraud!

There is nothing going on between me and Deepa

How do you know that?

Aren't you amnesiac?

Oh god!

I am not amnesiac

It's a lie

I adored the way you gave me attention when I became amnesiac

So I played along

I love you Divya

Deepa and myself never...

You are a compulsive liar Aravind

You keep proving over and again that I made the right decision by leaving you

Anyway

Like they say, why should be I bothered?

I give a damn

I don't care even if you die!

What did you just say Divya?

You don't care even if I die?

So you don't care even if I die?

Fine! So be it I shall die

All of you live in peace

Well that is impossible

It looks like we all are going to die

What?

You are a bad omen! Talk about dying and...

we are caught in a whirlpool

I guess this is it We are all going to die

Let's all better have our confessions ready before facing St Peters at the pearly gates

Spread around! Don't gather on one side!

The boat's tilting

Oh my god! Please forgive my sins Please save me

Natraj!

What is it?

Forgive me!

For what?

Remember you were caught in school for carrying erotic magazines?

Yes! It was the talk of the whole school back then!

It was me who read that book...

...and placed it in your bag

I'm so sorry

You cheat!

Divya please forgive me!

In anger, I spit on your coffee Every single time

I'm sorry

I love sucking ever since childhood!

I meant thumb sucking I still do it

Look everyone's insulting me

Hey Divya...

...the other day, after boozing I kissed your friend thinking it was you

Sorry! Sorry!

Hey! Watch out...Be careful

Me too, after boozing...

I kissed your friend thinking it was you It was actually dark...Sorry Divya

Arjun?

No one ever kissed me that day

Both were drunk and it was dark

You both had kissed each other

Super Shilpa! I love you Shilpa!

Sorry brother

I am not Shilpa

My real name was Sundaram!

What the!

I went abroad for a sex change

Oh lord!

You could have save us from this whirlpool a bit early

I would have been saved from listening to all those yucky confessions

Where do such people come from?

My ears can't take any more

Divya!

Natty will never disturb me after that shock treatment

You are retard!

Was that the time to play prank?

Divya, listen to me

I need some time with you Please

I...

Aravind please

Stop torturing me

Divya...

I can't digest whatever I heard so far

Hello, tell me uncle

Listen to me Divya...

- There is nothing between me and Deepa - I don't want to hear

Okay uncle

I'll convey it

- Try to understand - Calm down

Divya you are over reacting

Divya

Stop this craziness

- Divya - Stop it now

- Divya! - What?

Your mom...

What happened to my mom?

After she spoke to you

She has been admitted in a hospital

What happened?

Heart attack

Oh! Oh!

If something happens to my mom...

Divya, shall we start?

Let's go see your mom first Come on

Mom

How do you feel now?

How did this happen?

Mom! Mom!

Sister, what is happening to her?

Quick!

Call the doctor

- Please sister - Please wait

Do something

What is it? Mom!

Sister hurry up

- What is it? - Something at the door is bothering her

- How is she now? - How dare you?

Divya...

It's embarrassing

Like that is going to make a difference!

Listen to me

Divya

Divya

It's embarrassing

Get lost!

Leave me for good Go die!

Stop troubling me

Stay away from my life

Even a dog...

...never returns back to a place where it is chased away

Don't you understand?

Stop clinging on to me and making my life a living hell

I don't care if you don't sign the divorce papers...Just get lost

I don't wish to see you any more!

"My dear better half..."

"don't you distant yourself from me"

"It makes me realize how much you mean to me and it's killing me"

"All that I ever imagined was..."

"...a happy little world of our own"

"Everyday of my life here onwards..."

"...are the days I'll go through cherishing the memories of our love"

"You aren't gone and yet I'm searching for you"

"You aren't gone and yet I can't find you"

"You aren't gone and yet I'm searching for you"

"You are the only reason I would like to..."

"...celebrate this life until I reach the cross line"

"When I look around, I only see the times we spent together"

"I hope time would soon bring us together; as I wait for it"

"When I remember your smiling face; tears roll down my cheeks"

"Every time I close my eyes, I open it in a new world along with you"

"You aren't gone and yet I'm searching for you"

"You aren't gone and yet I can't find you"

"You aren't gone and yet I'm searching for you"

"You are the only reason I would like to..."

"...celebrate this life until I reach the cross line"

"You aren't gone and yet I'm searching for you"

"You aren't gone and yet I can't find you"

"You aren't gone and yet I'm searching for you"

"You are the only reason I would like to..."

"...celebrate this life until I reach the cross line"

Aravind

Aravind

Shilpa, once you are done with the luggage, go get Divya

This is like mad dog chasing cars

Neither the dog will be able to catch it...

nor does it know what to do even if it catches one

That's how it's for you

So forget it

Who in the hell do you think you are?

I would have put an end to everything back then

You were the one who advised me not to let her go

You are the one who confused me and dragged me into this

And now you come and speak philosophies!

Sit down

I get that you are furious

It's hard to let go of the girl you loved so deep

But what's even more hard is to force her to stay,

...when she has decided to leave you

Looks like I'm destined to lose the ones I love

My mother never cared while leaving me and now Divya

Shut up!

The whole world can talk ill of your mother...

...but not you

It was because of you she left

You were around 3 years old then...

...and like all the boys

...you were dear to your mom

You were the apple of her eyes

She would pamper you always

She was very genuine

She took good care of us...

...but not herself

So one day...

she just went to bed as she felt a little dizzy

Later she was bed ridden

You were so attached to her

Hence her death would bring down your whole world crashing

So she didn't want you to incur that pain

So she left a letter...

...and went away

She died in loneliness

I still miss her a lot

But it's for your happiness...

I don't show it out

I know what's in your mind

Look...

I still love your mother

But she is no more

Life never stops for anyone

It goes on

It's up to us to stay happy or sad

Shankari brings happiness into my life now

Just because someone left you, your life cannot become stagnant

Aravind

Life is not about living it off

Life is a celebration

Celebrate every day

You have been watering the plants for long Let me help you

This is my work Why do you...?

"You chase me down and play with my heart"

"I am frozen in time with memories of you"

"Your warmth doesn't feel like home anymore"

"I am not myself anymore"

"This is it I have lost myself just like you"

"So hold me back and let me be yours again"

"Your love is all I need"

"Yes, that is all I need"

"Your love is all I need"

"Yes, that is all I need"

"Your love is all I need"

"That is all I need"

Don't we pay for it? We are paying cash!

Get me a new bowl of soup

I'll replace it

I'm nervous Arjun

Hi, Mom and Dad

- This is Divya - Greetings

Come here

You are way beautiful than I imagined Have a seat

Thanks aunty

I'm very happy

I always feared that he might elope with a foreign chick

But now, after meeting you...

I'm at peace

- She looks very graceful - Indeed

Very beautiful

Thanks aunty

You too look very beautiful

Thank you so much

Indeed, correct

- You guys continue I'll be back - Okay

I'll be back

Hello

So...

...looks like you guys are already a couple before the marriage

Well he is a boy...

What's wrong with you?

Going around, wandering and enjoying together with him?

Don't you feel shameless?

Excuse me mam, your soup

Place it and leave

- Fine, he might have forced you - Yes Indeed

So what are your marriage plans?

Or are you guys already married?

My mom suggested that the marriage should be a very small affair

Well, you must have already had few grand marriages

Hence your mom thinks this one shouldn't be so grand

It's not the same case with my son

- Yes Indeed - This is the first time

In our family, we only get married once

His first bicycle that we bought him during childhood...

to the Audi car that he owns now...

...is all brand new

First hand

But that's not the case with his life partner

Aravind...

How would have you reacted if you were here?

Uncle...

Stop being her side kick

You dummy!

Instead being a dummy like you...

...it's better to leave as many as partners who treat you so and

marry the one who let's you be yourself

What happened?

Where is your smile?

Are you worried that I spat in your soup?

I did it right in front of you

Now, the chef inside could have spat in it

Then...

...the waiter, whom you had abused

He could have spat in it

But look at the soup

...it appears brand new and first hand

Made just for you

It's all in our mind

Our thoughts make us what we are

Got it?

One more thing uncle

Your soup...

...isn't fresh

Yes, indeed

Take care

Expect me to be a good wife to your son and good daughter-in-law for the family

Don't expect me to be a loyal pet

If that is what you are expecting then...

I'm so sorry

If this pet gets furious...

...it'll aim right for your throat!

Cheer up

Tell me why?

I thought I've moved on!

I hate you Aravind! I hate you!

Is it impossible to forget you?

Stop messing with my head and leave me

Arjun?

What are you doing in the ladies restroom?

What's wrong with you?

Divya...

Life isn't permutation and combinations

You must be have had lot of expectations,

...since childhood about the guy you are going to married

That is me

Our pair will look very good on the invitation cards

But the reality?

Aravind, who is quite opposite to all your expectation...

...is the one you really love

So...

...have a clear mind about what you need in your life

Don't be confused

Or else...

...you'll find yourself lamenting in the gents restroom

Brother...

Well boozing so early?

I feel pity for you

Relax

The only thing permanent in life...

...is this

It gives you company during happiness, sorrow, depression...

...in fact it accompanies you till death

If a situation arises where I have to choose between the booze or a woman...

I'll blindly choose the boo...

I'll blindly choose the booze

Now that was an awesome philosophy!

Here, it's complimentary

How about that?

Excuse me brother...

It's cold...Take it

It's so pathetic that I've to listen to your advise

It makes me furious!

It's better for you that I leave...

...and so for me

Hey! Here, put them back in the freezer

Wait and watch, he'll come back in the night

I understand

You are thinking that I come to you and leave you as I wish

You are thinking that I'll kiss you even after I had decided to marry another guy

Don't you feel like questioning me?

Definitely

But I wouldn't have been so polite

What happened?

Did your fiance dump you?

He understood who has my heart

Just like you said...

we were friends

Then we were in a relationship

But...

...after our marriage, we never lived a couple's life

Legally, I'm still your wife

"When I look around, I only see the times we spent together"

"I hope time would soon bring us together; as I wait for it"

No Divya

I don't know why

But I can't do this

I did crazy things to win you back

When you left me yesterday...

I was broken

Everything's changed

I feel entirely different

I don't know when this will change

I don't know if it will change

"You are the only reason I would like..."

"...to celebrate this life until I reach the cross line"

"You aren't gone and yet I'm searching for you"

"You aren't gone and yet I can't find you"

"You aren't gone and yet I'm searching for you"

"You are the only reason I would like..."

"...to celebrate this life until I reach the cross line"