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Previously, on "Happy!"...
It's Hailey's birthday!
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♪ Happy birthday to...
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- Hailey!
- Happy birthday.
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- How did you know?
- That's what friends are for.
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You want me to kill you?
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It's not me, Pink.
It's someone else.
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Orcus.
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Hey, hot stuff.
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You're cheating on me.
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Come on!
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- You forgot my birthday, Mom!
- Something I can't remember,
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something I can't understand.
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I know what I have to do now.
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I'm here to see Sonny Shine.
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He's got blackmail on everyone.
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It's on videotape.
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The real stuff's got to
be at Shine Tower,
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so that is where we're gonna go.
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I run the third-largest
network in the nation.
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This is my stage, Sonny!
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I killed it.
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Whatever it was that
came out of that thing,
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I put it in a jelly jar.
I stuck it in the fridge.
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- Holy shit.
- Nick, where are you?
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Some dad.
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He forgot
his daughter's birthday.
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And I'm, uh, going
right there and I'm gonna
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get her the stuffed, uh...
What do you call it?
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The Wishees.
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Fuck.
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My ass!
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Sax?
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Two Sockatoos, one bullet...
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5.6 seconds.
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The bullet leaves
Merry McCarthy's Glock 25
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at 1:34 p.m. at a velocity
of 1,200 feet per second.
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It penetrates
the Wishee costume,
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then makes a sharp,
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nigh impossible
change of direction,
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continuing at an angle
of 27 diagonal degrees
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through Sax's grassy knoll,
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barely grazing his
two pimpled flesh mounds.
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Defying all laws of gravity,
probability, and decency,
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the bullet then bursts free
of the dark canyon,
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narrowly avoiding
the all-too-tempting target
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of Sax's sweet...
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That's some bullet.
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How the hell did you
get this thing out of there?
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Like shoving a cat
in a mason jar, Mer.
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I don't know.
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Dipshit Dan just might
be on to something.
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Maybe this thing is
from another planet.
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Doug's dead. Sonny killed him.
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Yeah, Doug, right, not Dan.
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Sorry.
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What the hell were you doing
at Shine Tower anyway?
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Yeah, the
million-dollar question, Mer.
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I got no idea.
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Last thing I remember...
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I was in your kitchen
eating a PB&J.
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Oh, that wasn't "J."
You ate its blood.
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I know what you're thinking.
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No, you don't.
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- Go on.
- What?
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- Say it.
- No.
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The blood brought you back
to its host.
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I think you know how
full-batshit you sound.
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Sure do, and yet...
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And yet...
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- Oh, hey.
- What?
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- Found another tape.
- Oh, no more sex tape shit.
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- It's Kap Gostynski.
- Mm.
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He's the head of
the network, Sax.
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Exactly, who gives a shit?
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Don't you know what that means?
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We're gonna hit Sonny
where he's soft.
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No, we're not.
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What we are gonna do
is cut this thing open
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and see what's inside him.
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Now use your legs,
not your back,
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count of three.
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One, two...
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Did you use your legs?
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One, two, three.
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Seriously, what the fuck is it?
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Well, according to Dayglo Doug,
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sometime in the Etruscan Age...
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- That's not funny.
- Well, look, Mer,
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I know this may be hard
to believe, but I, too,
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have had occasion to question
my sanity as of late.
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Oh, I believe it.
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Well, you know,
alls I'm saying is that
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your best bet is just
roll with it.
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You know, don't overthink it.
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Thinking, actually, is bad.
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Let go of me!
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I want to see Sonny Shine!
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Tell him it's Amanda Hansen!
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You have no right
to keep me in here.
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Miss Hansen.
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You're back.
I want answers, Shine.
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You want answers.
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I want answers!
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Someone stole something
from my building.
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Two not-as-yet-but-soon-to-be
identified individuals
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broke in and made off
with something very,
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very precious to me.
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The violation of it all,
Miss Hansen...
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The violation...
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But I'm sure you wouldn't
know anything about that.
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I'm sure your being here
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is a complete coincidence.
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You're covered in blood.
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I met up with an old friend.
Things got crazy.
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I don't have time for this.
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I have a show to prepare for.
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I'll keep this simple.
Why are you here?
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That night...
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That night in your tower,
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something happened to me.
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Now you are gonna tell me
what you did to me or...
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Shh.
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Yes?
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Yes, yes.
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No, no.
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Color me gobsmacked.
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You are special.
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I know what's missing
in your life.
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And shame on them for being such
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super secret keepers!
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Miss Hansen, you're with child.
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What?
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Listen, sister, I'm with you.
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I... my hard drive's
whirling away.
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Oh, you're a woman,
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and you've got a lot
of nonsensical emotions,
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um, brewing up in you right now.
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Let go of me!
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I know what you need.
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This will fill that void
you're feeling inside.
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Come back when you need more.
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You sure can do some
cool stuff with your tongue.
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Friend showed me,
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and you don't know
the half of it.
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My friend Hailey showed me
how to do this...
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Oh, wow.
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We used to do
everything together...
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The carousel,
flying kites by the pier.
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Uh-huh.
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Last year on her birthday,
we made paper lanterns
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with, like, all the colors.
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She was so happy.
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But this year
I forgot her birthday.
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That look on her face, she...
She's just changed so much.
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For shit's sake!
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Hailey, Hailey, Hailey!
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Is that all you can talk about?
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- Uh, what?
- She's not thinking about you.
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Why are you thinking about her?
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"Friends." Ha, what a scam.
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We exist for them,
and then they just forget.
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What kind of a friend is that?
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Hmm, c'est la vie, am I right?
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I think so?
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Let's get out of here,
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do something crazy.
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Isn't this crazy?
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Sure, but I'm talking about...
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That's what she said.
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So where do you want to start?
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Give me an asshole,
a mouth, or something.
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Get my bearings.
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Try the middle?
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Third weirdest thing
I've seen all day.
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Did you see where it went?
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That truck hit me,
all I saw was stars
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and little birds
spinning around.
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Tweet, tweet. Tweet, tweet.
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Le Dic, what the fuck
are you doing here?
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I'm doing you one,
big, hard solid...
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Though I don't know
why I should.
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Someone wants you dead.
Oh, shocker.
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Who is it this time?
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The Bug.
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What'd he say?
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He tempted me with all
my vices rolled into one.
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Ladies, liquor, and luck.
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He baited that hook
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with the finest
Cajun country pie
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you've ever almost tasted...
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By pie, I mean pussy.
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Yep.
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This Bug gets me all drugged up,
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says he's looking
for a taxi driver.
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Someone's been getting up
in his business,
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robbed his house, busted up
one of his operations,
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and he wants a name,
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and he just knows
I can give it to him.
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So I play it cool, right?
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But he looks at you with
those big, round bug eyes...
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Shiny like an oil slick,
and I'm smart.
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I say, "I tell you a name,
I'm as good as dead."
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"So I'll do one better,
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and I'll bring him
straight to you."
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I'm touched, Le Dic, really.
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I ain't criss-crossing you, Sax.
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That is why I'm here.
Yeah, right.
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Honor amongst scumbags? Exactly.
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This Bug... he ain't one of us.
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To tell you the truth, well,
this ain't the first time
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that I seen him.
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I used to be into
some weird sexual shit.
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I ain't too proud to admit it...
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Role-play,
getting beat up, whipped,
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wolf bag, scatty pants...
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Jesus Christ. Get to the point.
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I moved through dark circles...
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Nasty, pervy...
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Till one night, I end up
at this high-roller's orgy,
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latex lovers
dressed like animals.
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I don't remember what happened,
but I remember that Bug.
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And he was right there
in the middle of all of it.
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Whatever happened there, well...
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it made me do caca in my Hanes.
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I never wanted
to go back there after that.
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- And yet...
- Six, seven times tops.
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Okay, where was this orgy?
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That's the crazy part.
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Shine Tower,
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you know,
that kiddy clown on TV.
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Yeah, well...
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roll this up and smoke it, Sax.
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A little bird told me
another one
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of those nasty parties
is going off,
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and I mean tonight.
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Look, we need... oh.
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Uh, hey.
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Nick, I'm gonna need you
to take Hailey today.
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- Uh, now's not a good time...
- Don't you dare.
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Don't you dare finish
that sentence, Nicholas.
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Don't you dare!
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Uh, yeah, I got to
take care of something.
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Really? Now?
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You, I want in to Pervapalooza.
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Can do.
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But you're gonna need a costume.
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Warden.
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Goddamn Wolfpack.
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You can stand.
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Won't be long.
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Not a hockey fan?
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Calcio Storico.
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600 years old.
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They still play it once a year.
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Piazza Santa Croce.
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That's in Florence.
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Florence, Italy.
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Now, if you were to turn up
with your stick,
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and your pads,
and your helmet...
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they'd shove them all
up your ass
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00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:03,217
and you'd buy them
a pint afterwards.
262
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:06,263
Makes your hockey seem
rather like foxy boxing,
263
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:09,179
which I do happen
to hold in high regard...
264
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,312
Foxy boxing, that is,
265
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:12,530
not hockey.
266
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:17,361
Let's talk about,
uh, this whole...
267
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,843
Kumbaya thing you got going on.
268
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:21,931
"Kumbaya"?
269
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:24,020
I see what's going on
out there...
270
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:27,850
Aryan Brotherhood,
Black Gangster Disciples,
271
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:31,941
and Nuestra Familia
all getting along together
272
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,856
like a Waldorf salad.
273
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,423
There hasn't been
a violent incident
274
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,382
or a disciplinary infraction
275
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:41,995
of any kind in over 72 hours.
276
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:44,998
- That's lovely.
- That's not lovely.
277
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:48,436
That's fucking unacceptable,
278
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:51,874
because if the gangs
aren't fighting each other,
279
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:55,182
they're fighting the guards,
they're fighting me,
280
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,271
and I have to keep the peace.
281
00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:00,013
And, uh...
282
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,102
Ooh.
283
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:05,192
Keeping the peace can hurt.
284
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,499
You get me?
285
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:11,372
- I think I do.
- I like to hear that.
286
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,983
I like that you and I
287
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,377
can be on the level.
288
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,944
It stops,
289
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,468
or you are gonna spend
the rest of your days
290
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:23,906
with that hockey stick
shoved up your ass,
291
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:27,214
and we won't be
grabbing any pints,
292
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:30,130
you and me.
293
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:34,047
Understand?
294
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,919
I'm gonna need you to say
295
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,008
you understand.
296
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,534
Perfectly.
297
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,279
This is your place?
298
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,587
I, you know,
crash here with my friend.
299
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,589
The infamous Hailey.
300
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,634
No, not... not Hailey, Nick.
301
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,941
Excusez-moi?
302
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,074
It... it's complicated.
303
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,119
I'm complicated. Try me.
304
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,252
Well, I haven't
told anybody this,
305
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:08,429
but I got a new friend, Nick.
306
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,213
He's Hailey's dad.
307
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,694
She stopped believing
and he needed me,
308
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,957
so I'm Nick's friend now.
309
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,742
You're telling me
you jumped friends?
310
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:25,098
Sweetie, I know you're
going through a hard time,
311
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,187
but what you're saying
is shiznuts.
312
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,536
Your friend's your friend.
313
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:31,017
When your friend stops
believing, you disappear.
314
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,280
We don't change friends.
315
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:37,110
I mean, if we could do that,
are we even imaginary?
316
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,503
Oh, I'm imaginary, all right.
317
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,115
I'm an imaginary lemon.
318
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,638
I can't help anybody.
319
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,466
Okay, Happy?
320
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,642
You're killing my buzz.
321
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:56,781
What happened to that
badass bucking bronco
322
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,001
who rallied the troops
and took down.
323
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,655
Psycho Santa Claus?
324
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:03,571
I... I did do that, didn't I?
325
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,312
Hell yeah, you did.
326
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:08,489
When you said "pick on someone
your own size,"
327
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,535
you could have wrung out
my panties with a mop bucket.
328
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,103
It's time to forget
about your friends...
329
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:18,151
All of them...
Before they forget about you.
330
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:21,197
So, you ever done it before?
331
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,503
- "It"?
- Yeah.
332
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,331
You know, it...
333
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,333
- With a girl.
- Oh!
334
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,291
It.
335
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,684
Yeah, it.
336
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,686
Totally. Oh, tons of times.
337
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:36,125
I'm really good at it.
338
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,040
Oh, boy.
339
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:41,043
Don't worry, Happy, I got this.
340
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,918
♪ Happy birthday...
341
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:51,010
Um, so I, um...
342
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,489
I... I kinda got held up.
343
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,708
Huh?
344
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,015
But, um...
345
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,974
I know what day it was.
346
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,063
- It's okay.
- No, it's not.
347
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:04,936
You know, I...
'cause I meant to...
348
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,851
with the balloons...
349
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:10,246
eating, uh, the sugary...
350
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,857
with the clowns
holding farm animals,
351
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,163
little favor things.
352
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:16,165
Are you trying to describe
a birthday party?
353
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,516
Yeah, the point...
The point is, um...
354
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:25,827
It... it was our first birthday,
355
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,873
you know, as father-daughter,
and, um...
356
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:35,097
It was important.
357
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,273
I'm sorry.
358
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,886
24 hour rule.
359
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,063
We can do something today.
360
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,589
- You can't.
- No, I'd love to.
361
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:49,894
I'd love to.
362
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,307
I... I... there's just
this thing that I got to...
363
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:54,073
- Birthday!
- Oh, thank Christ.
364
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,210
- Where you going?
- Bathroom.
365
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,820
You need help?
366
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:05,693
- No way!
- Yes way!
367
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,695
Hooray! ALL: Birthday!
368
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,363
Trouble getting it up?
369
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,934
I am so happy right now.
370
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,633
No, really, I was afraid
that you was dead.
371
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,113
I mean, getting shot in the face
372
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,245
is not exactly
a night out at Studio 54...
373
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,204
Not to mention
the ever-present risk
374
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,596
of a catheter infection.
375
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,859
For a guy like you,
376
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:45,602
the possibilities are endless.
377
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,127
And then...
378
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,259
I wouldn't be able...
To kill me yourself, yes.
379
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,870
- Yeah.
- Very sweet...
380
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:56,091
As sweet as that ripe,
red little cherry.
381
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,747
How's life since I took yours?
382
00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,986
I'm walking a bit more
like John Wayne because of you,
383
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,665
but, eh, I've been worse.
384
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,624
Yourself?
385
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:10,149
Whoa!
386
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,891
Yeah, life has been,
um, interesting
387
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,197
since our last tango.
388
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,721
All right,
you're already boring me.
389
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,114
Maybe you're feeling
suicidal coming here.
390
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,985
Maybe you think that
I don't dare fuck you up
391
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,423
in the middle of Greaser Gary's
Shit and Biscuit Roadhouse.
392
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:27,992
Either way, this...
393
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:31,082
is not gonna end well for you.
394
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,215
Don't cause a scene, Sax.
395
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,391
Think of all the children...
396
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,132
Especially yours.
397
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,963
The only thing
I'm thinking about now
398
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,660
is how I'm gonna
rip out your piss tube
399
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:46,141
and shove it into your good eye
until I hit brain.
400
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,925
It's fascinating.
401
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:51,015
When we first met,
you had nothing to lose,
402
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,235
nothing to live for
but that next drink,
403
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,410
next blackout.
404
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,717
It gave you a kind
of invulnerability.
405
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,067
But now...
406
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,808
don't you see?
407
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:05,204
Daddy can't be naughty.
408
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,901
Imagine she comes out
of the bathroom
409
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,208
and sees papa
dragged off to prison.
410
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:12,036
And just when you came back
into her life.
411
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:17,868
She's a complicated
little thing, that Hailey.
412
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,218
Say her name again.
413
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,872
I am so glad that
she and I had the chance
414
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,266
to get to know each other
over the holidays.
415
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,399
I know you think
you're a real sick fuck,
416
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:30,054
but trust me.
417
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,361
You're a goddamn amateur
compared to what goes on
418
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,972
on top of this skull right here.
419
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,192
Now, you're not half capable
of understanding
420
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,282
what the fuck I would do to you
if you ever touched that child.
421
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,284
Don't insult me.
422
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,243
I can assure you
I have no intention
423
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,462
of touching your daughter.
424
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,508
What I have in mind for you
425
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:51,162
is on a completely
different level of fuckery.
426
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,730
You truly have no idea.
427
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:57,038
It almost makes me feel...
428
00:20:57,081 --> 00:21:00,868
well, no.
429
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,131
But she has been in there
a long time, hasn't she?
430
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:06,090
I hope she's okay.
431
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:08,397
Make a wish.
432
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:13,272
Oh, my God, Dad!
433
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,379
Washing your hands, that's good.
434
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:15,274
There are a lot
of germs everywhere.
435
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,885
I'll let you finish up.
436
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,936
Grab your shit.
We're going to Grandma's.
437
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,243
Grandma's dead.
438
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,376
Not that grandma.
439
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:33,292
Slave to love.
440
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,468
Oh!
441
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:52,354
I bought three boxes
of Samoas from you last week,
442
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,574
Now what, are you crooks
trying to rob my pension?
443
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,315
Mom, Ma, it's me.
444
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,534
Nicky.
445
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,323
Drawing a blank.
446
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:07,804
Don't you recognize
your own kid?
447
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,197
She don't look nothing like me.
448
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,416
Not her, me.
449
00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:12,461
Nicky, I'm busting your balls.
450
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:13,984
I'm fuckin' with you.
Come on in.
451
00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,377
You look like shit, by the way.
452
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:18,032
Entrez-vous, kids.
453
00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:19,468
Um...
454
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,471
Yeah, yeah, I know
it's been a while.
455
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:26,867
Time flies when we're dodging
familial responsibilities.
456
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,521
- Who wants a drink?
- Eh, no.
457
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,436
I'm... I'm dry-ish.
458
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:31,630
One bullshit. How about you?
459
00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:33,264
Now, Ma, come on.
460
00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:36,050
What? Virgin.
461
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,052
It's not. No booze for the kid!
462
00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:40,968
It's called manners, you ape.
463
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:44,145
Whatever floats your boat.
464
00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:47,235
Oh, I'm just glad
you got back in time.
465
00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:49,368
I got the cancer.
466
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,108
The big "C".
467
00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:53,459
Doctors give me 15,
20 good years left.
468
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,286
Ah, Christ, Ma.
469
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,898
It's already left a mark.
470
00:22:57,941 --> 00:22:59,508
I'm sorry.
471
00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:01,118
Well,
472
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:04,252
not as much as he is, kiddo.
473
00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:05,645
Right here.
474
00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:08,212
Right here's where
the milky magic used to happen.
475
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,518
Why are we sharing this?
476
00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:12,913
It's called conversation,
you orangutan.
477
00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:15,263
All right, brass tacks now.
478
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:17,570
Who's my competition?
479
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:20,355
Uh, Janet, this is, uh...
480
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:24,228
This is your granddaughter,
Hailey.
481
00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:26,405
And she has a name.
482
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,557
Oh, and by the looks of things,
she's had it for what?
483
00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:30,234
Nine, ten years?
484
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:32,541
11, just.
485
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:34,500
Oh, belated.
486
00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:37,938
All right, look...
All right, I know it's been
487
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,243
a long time, and... and I know
488
00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:40,525
I should have told you
about the kid.
489
00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:42,551
- And the kid about her.
- I was gonna get to it!
490
00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:44,292
You know, we had a lot to cover!
491
00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,642
But we're here now, right,
all together.
492
00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:49,297
And I just thought
maybe it'd be a good time
493
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:50,666
for yous to get
to know each other, right?
494
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:53,040
Bonding time. "Bonding time"?
495
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:56,522
- Bonding time.
- "Bonding."
496
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:58,611
I'll bond you
with the back of my hand,
497
00:23:58,654 --> 00:24:00,177
you bed-wetting bastard!
498
00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:01,527
- Now out with it!
- Stay here.
499
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,272
As I'm sure you're aware,
I got a, um,
500
00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:11,145
tendency to attract
negative energy to me...
501
00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:14,975
Nothing I can't handle...
But with the kid...
502
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:18,326
You know, if Hailey's close
to me, then she ain't safe.
503
00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:20,197
You know?
504
00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:21,590
She needs her Grandma Sax.
505
00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:23,287
- "Grandma"?
- Okay, Janet.
506
00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:25,942
But I just need someone
I can trust who can...
507
00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:28,162
All right, don't get
your tighties in a tizzy.
508
00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:29,598
I've been taking care of things
509
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,295
since before
your butthole turned brown.
510
00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:33,254
I'll take care of her now.
511
00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:35,474
I'll watch the kid.
512
00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:45,614
Let me guess. You got to go.
513
00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:46,963
There's only one thing I want,
514
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:48,201
and that's for you to be safe.
515
00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:50,010
And that's why I got to do
what I got to do.
516
00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:52,099
Sure. Go.
517
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,079
You're gonna be okay here.
You know that, right?
518
00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:57,496
I'm gonna come back for you.
519
00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,150
Yep.
520
00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:02,762
Okay.
521
00:25:02,805 --> 00:25:05,286
Try to keep her away
from the goddamn moonshine.
522
00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:08,507
I mean, that shit will just
knock a horse on its ass.
523
00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:14,730
You just need to relax.
524
00:25:14,774 --> 00:25:17,037
Okay...
525
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,429
Those come off?
526
00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:22,172
They're not the only things
that can come off.
527
00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:25,654
♪ Uh, touch me
528
00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:28,222
♪ I wanna feel your body
529
00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:31,225
♪ Ooh
530
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,711
Touch me.
531
00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:49,199
'Cause I want your body.
532
00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:54,204
♪ All the time
533
00:25:54,248 --> 00:25:57,730
Well, that's something
I've never seen before.
534
00:25:57,773 --> 00:26:01,211
Do you think it'll taste
like bananas now?
535
00:26:01,255 --> 00:26:02,604
I don't know.
536
00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:04,606
Haven't you ever tasted
your own horn before?
537
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:07,087
Well, I'm not really
built that way.
538
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:08,392
Plus, if I could,
539
00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:10,220
I don't think
I'd ever leave the house.
540
00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:12,222
I love bananas.
541
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:14,398
All right, enough talk.
542
00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:15,748
Here it comes.
543
00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:17,793
Here comes the fun.
544
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:20,230
♪ Touch me
545
00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:23,407
Are you ready?
546
00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:28,674
So then he grabbed the gun
and shot Santa Claus
547
00:26:28,717 --> 00:26:30,110
right between the eyes.
548
00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:34,331
And that's how I met my dad.
549
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,856
Much better story
than how I met my dad.
550
00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:38,292
How?
551
00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:39,815
At his funeral.
552
00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:42,557
I, uh... ah, there you are.
553
00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:47,649
Ah, bless you, child.
554
00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:49,085
- Is this my dad?
- Mm-hmm.
555
00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:50,739
Yeah, eighth grade.
556
00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:52,785
That picture speaks
a thousand words,
557
00:26:52,828 --> 00:26:54,656
most of them not
for publication.
558
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,789
Nicky was the soft one...
Runt of the litter.
559
00:26:56,832 --> 00:27:00,053
Everyone thought he was special,
560
00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:01,944
so much so we thought about
taking him out to the woods
561
00:27:01,968 --> 00:27:05,319
and just setting him free.
562
00:27:05,362 --> 00:27:07,321
I'm joking.
563
00:27:07,364 --> 00:27:10,019
Honey, freshen.
564
00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:14,067
So, you are a Sax, hmm?
565
00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:17,287
From Saxi, in the Nordic.
566
00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:19,072
That's Scandinavian.
567
00:27:19,115 --> 00:27:21,901
In fact, that's where we get
the Sax family crest...
568
00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:25,121
Two gnomes crossing
their itty bitty daggers
569
00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:28,081
beneath a flag that reads...
570
00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:30,083
"Size don't matter."
571
00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:34,043
You know, us Sax's, sometimes,
572
00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:36,219
we get the short end
of the stick.
573
00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:38,308
But we fight back, always.
574
00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:40,093
And so what about you, child?
575
00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:41,877
Any fight in you?
576
00:27:41,921 --> 00:27:45,098
When I have to, but it's hard
when you're little.
577
00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:47,970
That's when you fight dirty.
578
00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:50,756
That's the first thing
I taught your father.
579
00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:52,975
The bigger they are,
580
00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:55,238
the more it hurts
below the belt.
581
00:27:57,458 --> 00:28:01,418
Tricky Dick Nixon,
that is a good cocktail, child.
582
00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:03,682
Don't touch.
583
00:28:06,032 --> 00:28:08,687
Good afternoon. I'm Julie.
584
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,950
May I call you Amanda?
585
00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:13,953
Your blood pressure's great.
Your weight's great.
586
00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:16,390
Your temp is 98.6 on the dot.
587
00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:18,087
- Any pain?
- Nope.
588
00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:19,393
- Spotting?
- Nope.
589
00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:22,178
How about change in mood?
Any depression?
590
00:28:22,222 --> 00:28:24,137
I don't want
to talk about it, Julie.
591
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:27,009
Aww, well, a little bit
of moodiness is to be expected
592
00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:30,796
with the change in hormones.
593
00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:33,799
- You're saying...
- The test came back positive.
594
00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:35,365
That's not possible.
595
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:37,933
Oh, some of life's greatest
blessings aren't planned.
596
00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:38,978
What are my options?
597
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,370
You can see the child to term
598
00:28:40,414 --> 00:28:42,329
and then choose to either
keep him or her,
599
00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:45,680
or you can give them up
for adoption.
600
00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,117
And my third option?
601
00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:51,294
Oh, you mean murder?
602
00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:56,604
I'm sorry?
603
00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:59,041
You are going to have
a beautiful child of God,
604
00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:01,870
and hopefully he or she
looks just like you.
605
00:29:01,914 --> 00:29:05,352
So beautiful. I'm not having it.
606
00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:08,834
I think it's wise that
you understand the facts.
607
00:29:08,877 --> 00:29:11,184
Cervical cancer
spikes post-abortion.
608
00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:14,361
You have an 87% chance
of becoming sterile,
609
00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:17,364
and often, we are unable
to remove all the baby's limbs
610
00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:18,800
and digits from the womb.
611
00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:19,932
What?
612
00:29:19,975 --> 00:29:22,804
They kind of just
float around...
613
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:24,248
causing all sorts
of medical issues,
614
00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:25,938
as you can imagine.
615
00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:28,090
What the hell kind of
women's health clinic is this?
616
00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:30,029
The kind that
can save your soul.
617
00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:31,160
Okay.
618
00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:33,032
You have
an 11-year-old daughter?
619
00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,860
How would she feel about
620
00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:36,862
you killing her
little brother or sister?
621
00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:39,516
Fuck you, Julie.
622
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,452
Holy shit.
623
00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:53,939
You need to work on your aim!
624
00:30:53,982 --> 00:30:55,549
- What?
- Smoothie!
625
00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:57,203
He's alive... one eye down,
626
00:30:57,246 --> 00:31:01,076
but still with the same
sparkling personality.
627
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,949
What is... what is that?
628
00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:05,080
- Sax...
- You knew.
629
00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:07,953
You knew?
I saw him at Shine Tower.
630
00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:10,192
You know, when we were... I don't
think he realized it was me.
631
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:11,347
I was gonna tell you...
632
00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:12,977
I'm gonna tear
your head off right now.
633
00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,196
Yeah, tough guy?
What's stopping you?
634
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,222
"You were right"
is what's stopping me.
635
00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:17,895
We should have gone after
this son of a bitch
636
00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:18,964
a long time ago.
637
00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:20,158
The Kap tape...
You have to see this.
638
00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:22,141
Oh, this?
639
00:31:22,184 --> 00:31:23,620
Hell, Sax!
640
00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:26,188
We could flip him.
We can get him to testify.
641
00:31:26,232 --> 00:31:28,147
You get your revenge.
I get my badge back.
642
00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:31,106
Oh, shove your badge
up your vadge.
643
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,630
They're all in this together.
644
00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,632
I should have seen it.
645
00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:38,505
I take out Shine, and from him,
I get to Smoothie.
646
00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:41,334
If Le Dic can get me anywhere
near that sequined clown,
647
00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:43,466
then we take him out.
648
00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:46,165
We finish this... my way.
649
00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:47,359
I know what you're
feeling right now...
650
00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:48,578
- Do you?
- But you have to take
651
00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,343
a step back and take a breath.
652
00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:51,537
You could be
walking into a trap.
653
00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:53,433
Mer, you invited me
into this pool.
654
00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:56,349
Well, here the fuck I am,
weenie bikini and all.
655
00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:58,960
Where are you? Not in that pool.
656
00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:00,657
The one thing I've learned
657
00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:03,008
is you can't
underestimate Shine.
658
00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:09,188
I've been out there, Mer.
659
00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:11,538
Driving a cab, taking
my little kid to school...
660
00:32:11,581 --> 00:32:14,236
Just living a normal life
661
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,109
like any other average chump.
662
00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,893
I've been a sitting duck.
663
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:22,157
He could have after me
anytime he wanted...
664
00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:24,986
But he didn't.
665
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:27,249
Now, maybe he thought
that I wasn't a threat.
666
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:29,184
Maybe he thought that there's
no way I could touch him,
667
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:32,994
so maybe, just maybe, Mer...
668
00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:39,087
Maybe he underestimated me.
669
00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:48,314
They make you look so grown up.
670
00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:50,229
Do they still hurt?
671
00:32:50,272 --> 00:32:52,100
Not as bad as I thought.
672
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:55,234
Well, a little pain
never hurt anyone.
673
00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:58,106
I like them.
My mom's gonna kill me.
674
00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:04,460
Parents always tell you that
you're too young for things,
675
00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:07,507
but no matter
how desperately they try,
676
00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:11,424
they can't stop you
from growing up.
677
00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:14,035
Where were you when I texted?
678
00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:16,342
I thought you knew everything.
679
00:33:19,127 --> 00:33:21,173
Dropped off again
680
00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:24,437
from relative to relative.
681
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,613
Sometimes it feels like
no one wants you.
682
00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:28,180
I know how that is.
683
00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:30,008
You don't know
anything about me.
684
00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:33,185
We have more in common
than you might think.
685
00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:38,233
It wasn't long ago
686
00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:40,105
that you were one
of those children.
687
00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:42,585
What was it? "Not one wish..."
688
00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,457
Not just two wishes!
689
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:48,461
"But three wishes."
690
00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:50,767
They never came true, did they?
691
00:33:50,811 --> 00:33:54,249
Mine did.
I wanted to meet my dad.
692
00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:57,339
That's so sweet.
693
00:33:57,383 --> 00:33:59,472
But was he everything
you wished for?
694
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:06,783
I can never be
like that anymore, can I?
695
00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:09,656
No, you can never
be naive again.
696
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:12,137
No longer a child, a victim,
697
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,617
like a little lamb,
eyes to the clouds,
698
00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:16,445
led singing
to the slaughterhouse.
699
00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:18,360
You have seen so much.
700
00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:20,188
You could be little forever.
701
00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:23,278
Your perception has sharpened.
702
00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:26,151
You can see things
they can't see.
703
00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:29,632
The truth behind the artifice.
704
00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:34,072
Now all you have to do is...
705
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,682
look.
706
00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:51,437
Why are you buzzing?
707
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,528
I don't know!
708
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,801
Phew.
709
00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:12,762
Well, it doesn't get
much weirder than that.
710
00:35:28,082 --> 00:35:31,172
♪ My schemes are just like
711
00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:34,132
♪ All my dreams
712
00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:37,091
♪ Ending in the sky
713
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,876
♪ Some fellows
714
00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:44,272
You know,
it's happening tonight.
715
00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:49,538
My smart, splendid lads,
716
00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:51,279
I think there's
a very good chance
717
00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:54,326
that you'll both be alive
to see the sunny,
718
00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:56,893
sunny light of day.
719
00:35:56,937 --> 00:36:00,158
What the hell?
720
00:36:09,819 --> 00:36:12,561
Let me out!
721
00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:20,090
Pink!
722
00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:41,068
I'm sorry.
723
00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:44,985
Pink, I'm scared.
724
00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:48,162
I love you.
725
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,304
Wow, what was that?
726
00:36:59,347 --> 00:37:00,783
I dunno,
727
00:37:00,827 --> 00:37:03,264
but I'd order it again
on a Sunday.
728
00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:11,185
What?
729
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,927
Nothing, it's just...
730
00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:15,276
You're so pretty.
731
00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:20,934
Oh, no, no thanks.
I don't smoke.
732
00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:23,241
But I do spoon.
733
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,896
This is nice.
734
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,811
Most guys just want to fork.
735
00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:31,292
You know,
you can stay for a while...
736
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:32,424
Like... like all night.
737
00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:33,990
I... I mean, if you want.
738
00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,905
You want me to stay all night?
739
00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:37,255
Sure!
740
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:39,692
Oh, we... we could have
chocolate chip pancakes
741
00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:42,172
in the morning,
like at a sleepover.
742
00:37:42,216 --> 00:37:45,263
Well, I do love pancakes.
743
00:37:45,306 --> 00:37:48,875
But won't your friend
be wondering where you are?
744
00:37:48,918 --> 00:37:50,920
Oh, who cares about him?
745
00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:54,359
He's probably somewhere
dumb and boring.
746
00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:57,840
Doing dumb...
747
00:37:57,884 --> 00:37:59,320
boring stuff.
748
00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:02,470
Amanda?
749
00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:04,907
Nick.
51766
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