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What if you knew, beyond a doubt, what was going to happen tomorrow?
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Sure, I know it's crazy. But, what if you did?
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Whether you'd be rich or poor; a hero or a loser; lucky in love, unlucky in life. What would you do?
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What if, by some magic, you found the power to really change things?
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People, events, maybe even your life? Would you even know where to start?
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Maybe you *can't* know. Until it happens.
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Marcia. Marcia, it's me.
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Hon. Hon? Happy Anniversary!
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Head's up!
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Early Edition - Season 1 - Episode 1: The Pilot. Subtitle creating by LuckyLuke
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Good morning. It's Monday in Chicago, and here's what's in the news today.
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The White House announced it will *not* attend trade talks with Japan.
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The President called his decision final, and reaction...
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Marcia.
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Marcia?
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Hey! Happy Anniversary, or whatever one says. Cruller?
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So, no news, huh?
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Nope. I called her a dozen times, all I got was the machine.
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Well, that's an improvement. Last week she was hangin' up on you.
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Um-hmm. Just hope she's all right, that's all.
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She's a lawyer, Gary. Of course she's all right.
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I don't know. Maybe I ought to stop by and see her or somethin'.
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Yeah. Maybe this time she'll toss you a lamp.
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Don't you have anything nice to say?
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The Cubs look good this year.
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The Cubs stink. And I hate crullers.
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So do I. Look, Gar. I'm your best friend. How do I put this delicately?
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You think it's over.
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Fenito. Kaput. Dead as a doornail. She threw you out, you're living in a hotel. Doesn't that tell you something?
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My towels are free.
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What's this?
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Looks like a cat on a newspaper.
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Shoo. Go on. Go on.
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Since when do they have cats in hotel rooms?
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I didn't order this paper.
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Maybe its to keep away the rats. Oh, no. I hate rats.
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That's funny.
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Rats?
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No, this headline. It's wrong. I just heard on the radio...
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Hey. Come on. We're late for work. We gotta get a move on it.
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Pritchard's on the war-path again. If we don't start generating profits, we're not gonna have a job tomorrow.
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Marcia?
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Good morning. This is your wake-up call. Have a nice Monday.
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You know what? You're hopeless. I'll see you at the office. And try to come in before lunch.
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Yeah.
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Why do some guys have all the luck?
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This is gonna be one hell of a Monday.
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Well, well. Aren't we dapper today? Did you buy that jacket pre-wrinkled?
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Sherman, don't ask.
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Here you go - the usual.
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No, I already read it.
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Oh, buyin' from the competition, huh?
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I didn't buy it.
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Well, I'm feelin' better already.
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There - an actual smile.
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You know, kid, you gotta take better care of yourself. Try eatin' somethin' other than gum.
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No, that's ok. It's on me.
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Thanks, Sherman.
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Hey, kid!
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Yeah.
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Who do you like? The Bulls or the Magic?
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The Bulls took it by ten last night.
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Where did you hear that?
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I read it in the paper.
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Wha?
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Strauss and Associates, can you hold please? Thank you. Good morning, Gary.
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How do you always know its me?
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That's easy. Got a nose for gabardine.
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Did you get the dog?
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Nope - it fell through. I'm back on the waiting list.
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Sorry
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Don't be. I hate "sorry." 'Course I could always get lucky, win 15K and buy myself a pooch.
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Good luck.
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Hobson.
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Same to you. Strauss and Associates, can you hold please?
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Lets see, almost 10 o'clock. Thinking of doing some trading today?
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That's right, Mr Pritchard.
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Tell you what. While you're at it, try making a profit. Or would that be breaking your string?
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Ha, ha, ha, ha. That was a good one.
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Can it.
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I hate that guy. I hate this tie.
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Well, you're gonna like this. I got a hot tip with a capital "H."
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From where?
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The men's room. This one can't miss.
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That's what you said the last time.
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Trust me.
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Aw, man! What happened? Why me?
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I think you just lost your shirt.
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Yeah.I never learn,do I?I gotta find myself a new men's room before I lose the rest of my sleeves.
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Hey Chuck.What's the point of all this?
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What?
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This - what we do - what's the point of this?
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What do you think? We're here for our health?
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The point is to make money,accrue power,wipe the other guy out.
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Things very near and dear to my heart.
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Well,I thought the point was to,ah,make a living,get married,
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have kids, the "American Dream"
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Where you been? That was in the fifties.
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You know how I got started in this business? 'Cause Marcia wanted to go to law school.
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Wow, look at winter wheat. It's really movin'.
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Don't touch it. It went up 30 yesterday, it's gonna drop.
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Gar, wake up. Yesterday was Sunday, the market was closed.
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I read the paper.
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What paper?
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This morning - the headline. It said, "Winter Wheat jumps +30"
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Nah
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Nah
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Where?
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There. They cleaned the room. They cleaned the room.
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Wait! Hold it! Hey, stop! No! Stop! Stop that truck!
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Hey, stop! Hey! Stop! Hold it!
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Why? I don't believe this.
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I don't believe this.
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Neither do I.
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Something like this comes along once in a lifetime, and you lose it.
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What?
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I'm gonna kill myself.
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What are you, what, what are you talking about here, a newspaper that tells the future?
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Shhhh.. Look. You saw the numbers, right? We rallied at 30. Not 29, not 31, but 30.
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Just like you read. Now how do, how do you explain that?
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Coincidence.
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Coincidence? Did you read the sports pages?
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Yeah, kinda.
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UCLA vs. Kentucky
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UCLA, 95 - 85.
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World cup soccer. Brazil and Italy.
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Brazil, 3 - 2.
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Yes! You've been reading the soccer scores.
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Alright, well tell me this. Where does it come from?
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The newspaper fairy. Who knows? The point is it's gone. Unless it comes back again.
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You know, this is crazy. I'm gonna go call Marcia.
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You know, that's just like you. Heaven passes right under your nose, and you don't even blink.
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Well, maybe she'll talk to me.
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Gary Hobson?
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Huh? Yeah.
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Process server.
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Huh?
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Have a nice divorce.
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Sorry, buddy.
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Hey, mister. Can you spare some change?
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Thanks, mister. You're a nice man.
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Yeah, well, what do I do now?
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Anything can happen.
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Good morning. It's Tuesday in Chicago, and here's what's happening....
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Anything can happen.
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Hey! What happened to you?
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Sherman.
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Get mugged by an iron? Sleep at the cleaners? And a smile! Like the cat who ate the canary.
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So, we're makin' some changes, huh?
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You might say that.
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Well, nice to see you back on your feet again. Paper?
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Nope. Saw that one already.
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You're gonna put me out of a job.
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You'll live.
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Yeah, I suppose so.
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Thanks, Sherman.
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Hey, kid. What is it? That canary you ate.
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Don't know exactly yet. But I'm gonna find out.
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The weather today in Chicago is going to be beautiful...
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Hey, don't believe it. You're gonna need an umbrella.
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Zero chance of rain....
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And now...
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Hey, man. How ya doin'?
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Busy.
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Listen, it if means anything, I'm really sorry about everything that's been goin' on for you,
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ya know, with Marcia and everything..... It came?
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It came.
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Yes! Yes, yes, yes! There *is* a God! Ok, so tell me, what'd we buy?
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We?
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You. Just tell me, what'd you buy?
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Tell me, too. I love a secret.
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Just buying and selling.
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Based on what information?
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I'll handle this. Based on... Based on.... You handle this.
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Instinct.
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Instinct.
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Instinct. That's almost funny. Cancel those trades.
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Who me?
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Yeah, you. If you wanna keep your job.
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Go ahead. Do as the man says.
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And speaking of future employment, Hobson, perhaps its time we discussed yours.
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And that is?
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Not rosy.I need sharks.Sharks make profits.Sharks succeed. You don't.
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Am I making myself understood?
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Ah, Mr Pritchard, I'm afraid there's some bad news. Those trades went through.
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How much did we lose?
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Nothing, actually. They, they all went up... six and a quarter, five and an eighth, and, ah, eight and a quarter.
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Eight and a quarter.
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Well. Well done. How big were we in?
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One share each.
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What'd you say?
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You heard me. One share each.
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Assure me you're joking.
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No joke.
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Look, I don't need this. I'll have your job, buddy.
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Well, you got it. Keep it in a safe place.
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You're quitting?
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I guess I just don't like wearing a tie.
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Marissa, you busy this afternoon?
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Booked solid. What you got in mind?
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How 'bout lunch. On me.
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Where?
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Sky's the limit.
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Welcome to off-track betting. Please place your bets...
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Hey, Charlie. Got some luck for me today?
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Ah, no chance. The usual?
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Yeah. Two dollars on the number four horse.
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It's your money.
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Gary? Lunch.
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How's the food?
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Terrible.
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You come here everyday, huh?
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Yep. One bet, two bucks. Take a shot at a dream.
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....and at the wire, its the number three horse. Horses' Shadow by a nose...
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And then its back to the grind. Easy come, easy go.
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Ladies and Gentlemen. One minute to post time in the second race. Please place your bets...
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Order some food. I'll be right back.
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Ah, oh...
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Biscuit in the second
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It's a long shot.
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Maybe.
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...its Biscuit by three lengths....
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Incredible
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Welcome back. So, you like your food lukewarm or cold?
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....place your bets...the horses are now approaching the gate....
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I'll be right back.
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Oh, wait. Nice talkin' to ya.
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Twenty-six on Applecart.
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Your funeral.
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Its Applecart coming from nowhere. Applecart pulling away, and its Applecart at the wire...
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Yes!
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There you go. There's a lot of George Washingtons in there.
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Let it ride.
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Are you nuts? On who?
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Sikorsky to win
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And they're off...
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Come on Sikorsky! Come on baby!
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Gary, what are you doing?
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Come on baby!
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This is where you've been?
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Uh-huh.
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How much did you spend? A dollar?
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Ha, ha! Come on baby!
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...at the turn its Zucker's Notion and Sikorsky neck and neck....
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Come on Sikorsky, come to papa! Come on baby!
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...its Sikorsky and Zucker's Notion, nose to nose, and at the wire, its....Zucker's Notion!
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Yes! {then is perplexed}
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...Zucker's Notion by a nose, Sikorsky, and Siamese Dream...
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No, no. That's impossible. No. No. No, that's impossible.
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...Your attention please. Ladies and Gentlemen. Hold your tickets....
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Zucker's Notion has been disqualified. The winner is Sikorsky...
252
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Ha, ha!
253
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So, you wanna tell me how you did it?
254
00:18:12,982 --> 00:18:14,198
I already told ya. Luck.
255
00:18:15,064 --> 00:18:17,042
You wanna tell me why you did it?
256
00:18:17,337 --> 00:18:18,683
I thought it'd be fun.
257
00:18:18,921 --> 00:18:25,026
Oh, I see, fun. Well, this is my train. Thanks for the afternoon.
258
00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:28,985
It was, um...different. Take care of yourself.
259
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Marissa.
260
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Yeah.
261
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I want you to take the winnings from today.
262
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I can't take this, Gary. This is yours.
263
00:18:36,892 --> 00:18:38,465
Now you can get the dog you've been waiting for.
264
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,013
Gary, wait! Gary!
265
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:57,505
No. No. No, no, no. I refuse to accept this.
266
00:18:57,784 --> 00:18:59,060
Look, take it easy, will ya?
267
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Alright, Gary, look. Just run this by me again, ok? You took the paper...
268
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Two beers.
269
00:19:04,406 --> 00:19:08,142
...You went to a betting parlour. You won money, and then you gave it away.
270
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Yeah, I gave it away.
271
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Why?
272
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She needed a dog.
273
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A dog? Why not ten dogs? Why not a whole kennel?
274
00:19:13,676 --> 00:19:15,799
Well, I don't know. It seemed like one dog was enough.
275
00:19:16,109 --> 00:19:19,668
Gar, this thing is not some kinda toy, ok? Its a very powerful tool.
276
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A tool?
277
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Yes. For getting very rich.
278
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No, no, no. No.
279
00:19:24,537 --> 00:19:29,312
This is opportunity with a capital "O." You can't just let it whither on the vine.It goes against nature.
280
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Oh, who's nature?
281
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Mine!
282
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Yeah, but it *doesn't* come to you. It only comes to me.
283
00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:34,875
You don't know that for sure now, do you?
284
00:19:35,172 --> 00:19:35,993
Meaning?
285
00:19:35,993 --> 00:19:37,966
Meaning, maybe it comes to him.
286
00:19:37,966 --> 00:19:38,113
How are you?
287
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Up yours.
288
00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:40,945
Or maybe it comes to people all over the world, they just don't talk about it.
289
00:19:41,617 --> 00:19:42,535
Well, what do they do with it, then?
290
00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:45,417
What *any* normal person would. They make money. Lots of it.
291
00:19:45,691 --> 00:19:51,361
And they spend it on clothes and yachts, and presidential campaigns. Oh, my God, Gary.
292
00:19:51,872 --> 00:19:55,121
Look, just give it a try, alright? Take it from me, we got nothing to lose.
293
00:19:55,351 --> 00:19:59,279
Look, no one gets hurt. No one even knows. Do it for me. What have you got to lose?
294
00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:00,976
Chuck.
295
00:20:03,431 --> 00:20:07,008
Its the newsstand. Sherman.
296
00:20:07,008 --> 00:20:08,657
Excuse me.
297
00:20:09,479 --> 00:20:10,825
Woah, woah, woah. Move back.
298
00:20:11,728 --> 00:20:14,657
What happened? Hey, what happened?
299
00:20:14,657 --> 00:20:16,704
You wanna know? Read tomorrow's paper.
300
00:20:52,613 --> 00:20:54,063
I missed it. I missed it.
301
00:21:47,687 --> 00:21:51,770
Meow. Meow.
302
00:21:54,275 --> 00:21:55,315
Its about time.
303
00:21:55,597 --> 00:21:57,193
What are you doing here?
304
00:21:57,193 --> 00:21:58,534
Your bellman let me in.
305
00:21:58,954 --> 00:22:01,466
Well, look. If its alright with you, I don't want any company right now, so...
306
00:22:01,466 --> 00:22:04,826
I don't give a rat's butt what you want. What's wrong with you?
307
00:22:04,826 --> 00:22:07,426
What? Nothing, I'm fine. What's your dog's name?
308
00:22:18,209 --> 00:22:20,989
Spike. What's your cat's name?
309
00:22:21,570 --> 00:22:22,321
That's not my cat.
310
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Acts like he's your cat.
311
00:22:23,219 --> 00:22:23,998
Well, its *not* my cat.
312
00:22:23,998 --> 00:22:25,044
Now what is your problem?
313
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,560
I told you, I don't have a problem. I'm fine.
314
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:30,292
No? You quit your job. You take me out for a lunch you don't eat.
315
00:22:30,292 --> 00:22:34,546
And then you drop 15 Grand in my lap and disappear off into the sunset.
316
00:22:34,546 --> 00:22:36,449
I mean, who do you think you are? The Lone Ranger?
317
00:22:36,449 --> 00:22:37,074
Oh, that's very funny.
318
00:22:37,074 --> 00:22:40,221
You know,Gary,there's lots of people in this world that think that being blind is the same as being stupid
319
00:22:40,221 --> 00:22:44,099
being blind is the same as being stupid Are you like that? Do you think I'm stupid?
320
00:22:44,099 --> 00:22:44,863
No, I don't think you're stupid.
321
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,580
Then tell me.
322
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:51,154
Alright, fine. You wanna know about it? Because of me, there's a guy in the hospital,
323
00:22:51,154 --> 00:22:53,942
and he might never wake up, and I coulda stopped that. You wanna hear about that?
324
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:58,341
Yes, I do.
325
00:23:00,247 --> 00:23:02,285
And that's about it. It comes every day, like it or not.
326
00:23:02,285 --> 00:23:03,597
Which you don't.
327
00:23:03,597 --> 00:23:04,964
You got it.
328
00:23:07,810 --> 00:23:11,638
Where's it coming from?
329
00:23:12,605 --> 00:23:13,723
The hallway.
330
00:23:13,723 --> 00:23:15,297
That's not what I mean.
331
00:23:15,297 --> 00:23:19,455
Can you...could you, ah...
332
00:23:19,455 --> 00:23:21,032
Maybe it comes from God.
333
00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:24,666
Oh right, yeah. Yeah, God's a cosmic paperboy.
334
00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:27,766
Look, if God can be a burning bush, He can be any damn thing He likes.
335
00:23:27,766 --> 00:23:29,675
You don't really believe that, do you?
336
00:23:30,331 --> 00:23:36,286
World's full of miracles, Gary. You don't always need eyes to see 'em.
337
00:23:37,284 --> 00:23:42,006
Yeah, well. I'm not too big on miracles right now.
338
00:23:42,006 --> 00:23:44,728
Well, that's too bad, being as its happening to you.
339
00:23:45,098 --> 00:23:48,472
Well, yeah. Why me? I'm just an ordinary guy. I'm no Superman.
340
00:23:48,472 --> 00:23:50,790
What, am I supposed to run around in a little red cape and save the world?
341
00:23:51,036 --> 00:23:52,690
You might look good in a cape.
342
00:23:52,690 --> 00:23:55,140
Oh, you think that's funny? Well, let me tell you something.
343
00:23:55,140 --> 00:23:59,923
I didn't ask for this thing. I don't want it, and I don't need it. Give the damn thing to somebody else.
344
00:24:01,034 --> 00:24:07,952
Gary,you don't need to be a hero to make the best of what you're given.And you've been given this.
345
00:24:10,755 --> 00:24:14,303
And what am I supposed to do with it?
346
00:24:14,303 --> 00:24:17,891
You're supposed to do whatever you can.
347
00:24:30,652 --> 00:24:37,672
"A tragic series of events ended in disaster Monday afternoon, at a bank on Chicago's south side...
348
00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:43,718
...An out of work factory worker, Frank Price, who had earlier been turned down for a loan, returned to the bank, armed, near closing time.
349
00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:46,707
, returned to the bank, armed, near closing time.
350
00:24:47,422 --> 00:24:51,062
Authorities say the suspect panicked when the teller set off an alarm...
351
00:24:54,430 --> 00:25:07,139
By the time it was over, 9 people were dead, including the suspect himself." Oh, no. Uh-uh.
352
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,112
You can give me a cat in a tree, or a flat tire on the bus, but not this.
353
00:25:11,112 --> 00:25:12,455
You could at least tell someone.
354
00:25:12,455 --> 00:25:13,104
Who?
355
00:25:13,104 --> 00:25:15,581
Hey, Gar. Where you been? Good doggie. Oh, look - the paper.
356
00:25:15,581 --> 00:25:16,754
You could tell the police.
357
00:25:16,754 --> 00:25:18,642
I am *not* going to the police.
358
00:25:22,535 --> 00:25:26,331
Ahem. I'd like to report a situation.
359
00:25:26,331 --> 00:25:28,584
What kind of situation?
360
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:34,197
Ahem. A future one.
361
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,368
Tagliotti.
362
00:25:44,399 --> 00:25:47,200
Detective Tagliotti?
363
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,070
Um-hmm.
364
00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:51,736
Ah....I, ah...
365
00:25:51,736 --> 00:25:53,181
I can't wait to hear.
366
00:25:54,943 --> 00:25:57,867
I wanna report a crime.
367
00:25:58,127 --> 00:26:03,035
Well, lucky for you, you're in a police station. Sit down. When did it happen, today?
368
00:26:03,549 --> 00:26:04,955
No, not exactly.
369
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:09,039
Yesterday? Last week?
370
00:26:09,372 --> 00:26:14,092
Ahem. Well, it hasn't happened yet. But, but it's going to unless you stop it.
371
00:26:14,092 --> 00:26:15,384
Domestic dispute?
372
00:26:15,384 --> 00:26:21,565
No. No, its a robbery. Well, at least it starts out that way, at the First National Bank.
373
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:25,516
It...well, you see, at least it's *gonna* be.
374
00:26:25,970 --> 00:26:28,909
Uh-huh. Do you have any ID?
375
00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:33,838
Yeah, uh, the guy's name is Frank Price. He's out of work.
376
00:26:33,838 --> 00:26:37,389
He got turned down for a loan, and, ah, he's a very desperate man.
377
00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:41,861
Ok. Let me get this straight. We've got a guy, a bank, a loan, some kind of robbery?
378
00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:46,668
Well, no. It's not a robbery yet. But it's gonna be.
379
00:26:46,668 --> 00:26:51,716
Gonna be. Just for the record, not that I doubt you, you know this because....?
380
00:26:52,423 --> 00:26:54,645
Oh, I can't tell you that.
381
00:26:55,807 --> 00:26:59,279
O'Grady, have you heard of anything over at First National Bank?
382
00:26:59,279 --> 00:27:01,968
Yeah. Flyin' saucers.
383
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,171
So, we're onto it.
384
00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:10,891
Thank *you.
385
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:13,785
They almost locked me up.
386
00:27:13,785 --> 00:27:15,631
Good call, Marissa.
387
00:27:15,631 --> 00:27:16,226
Who asked you?
388
00:27:16,226 --> 00:27:17,068
Woah. Sensitive.
389
00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:19,632
Look, can we just get out of here?
390
00:27:21,151 --> 00:27:22,497
Forget it.
391
00:27:22,497 --> 00:27:23,842
Gary, listen to me.
392
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,260
Yeah. I listen to you, I end up in the loony bin.
393
00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:26,447
Alright, I was wrong. So sue me.
394
00:27:26,447 --> 00:27:31,352
Right. No harm done. You tried, you failed. A noble effort. Move on. Gary, where do we start?
395
00:27:31,352 --> 00:27:33,008
The bank.
396
00:27:33,008 --> 00:27:33,851
How's that?
397
00:27:33,851 --> 00:27:35,085
Sports. Sports are good.
398
00:27:35,085 --> 00:27:37,447
Maybe it's not enough to tell someone. Maybe you have to *be* there.
399
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,569
Oh, no. No. We are, we are *not* going down to that bank.
400
00:27:39,569 --> 00:27:42,032
Good call. Check out the NBA.
401
00:27:42,032 --> 00:27:42,914
Well, it's worth a try.
402
00:27:42,914 --> 00:27:44,253
Yeah. We tried, it didn't work.
403
00:27:44,253 --> 00:27:45,348
Of course, there's always the NHL.
404
00:27:45,348 --> 00:27:47,825
So you're just gonna throw in the towel? You just gonna stick your head in the sand?
405
00:27:47,825 --> 00:27:49,013
Oh, no, no, now that's not fair.
406
00:27:49,013 --> 00:27:50,124
You know you can't *do* that.
407
00:27:50,124 --> 00:27:52,825
Alright. Let's just relax, O.K., Mother Teresa?
408
00:27:52,825 --> 00:27:53,669
Butt out.
409
00:27:53,669 --> 00:27:54,691
Go walk your dog.
410
00:27:54,691 --> 00:27:59,076
Now, you see what you did?
411
00:27:59,076 --> 00:28:02,974
Easy boy. Ok.
412
00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:06,099
Look, I did everything I could do. I'm sorry.
413
00:28:06,825 --> 00:28:09,728
Sorry.
414
00:28:10,033 --> 00:28:10,784
Well, where you goin'?
415
00:28:10,784 --> 00:28:16,507
I always hated that word, "sorry." Go figure. Come on, Spike.
416
00:28:19,326 --> 00:28:25,862
Gary. Here's your paper. Uh, listen, I forgot I had a one-fifteen, so, I'll see you later.
417
00:28:27,953 --> 00:28:29,033
Taxi!
418
00:28:41,669 --> 00:28:43,919
Ten. I thought it was nine. Ten? Marissa.
419
00:28:57,539 --> 00:29:05,967
Stupid paper. Page 9. Where's page 9?
420
00:29:06,530 --> 00:29:07,947
Chuck?
421
00:29:19,545 --> 00:29:21,256
Touchdown. Yes!
422
00:29:21,256 --> 00:29:25,735
I don't believe this. The guy hasn't run the ball in two years. How did you know that?
423
00:29:25,735 --> 00:29:29,704
Intuition. That's 50 bucks, pal. Thank you very much.
424
00:29:30,194 --> 00:29:32,110
Alright, anybody else wanna get in on the action?
425
00:29:32,110 --> 00:29:38,032
I'm feeling like, ah, maybe a fake punt in OT? Anybody? I'm feeling very lucky today. It's my night.
426
00:29:38,032 --> 00:29:40,272
Page 9.
427
00:29:40,555 --> 00:29:42,176
I have no idea what you're talking about.
428
00:29:43,002 --> 00:29:45,508
What are you doing, Gary? Easy. Stop, huh?
429
00:29:45,835 --> 00:29:53,196
Oh, *that* page 9. I thought...that's page 10. That's not page 9. Gary. Where you goin'? Hold it! Gary! Listen, fellas, I gotta go.
430
00:29:55,993 --> 00:29:57,138
Taxi!
431
00:29:57,465 --> 00:30:01,794
Gar,Gar.It's not what you think.I was bettin' with my guts, my instinct.I barely looked at the paper at all.
432
00:30:01,794 --> 00:30:02,823
I need some money. How much you got in there?
433
00:30:02,823 --> 00:30:03,543
Five bucks.
434
00:30:03,543 --> 00:30:06,386
Thirty-seven hundred and change.
435
00:30:07,061 --> 00:30:08,261
Hey, that's my good briefcase.
436
00:30:08,261 --> 00:30:10,137
First National Bank, and move.
437
00:30:11,544 --> 00:30:16,105
Hey! Hey! Gary! Oh, Taxi!
438
00:30:21,796 --> 00:30:23,326
Marissa.
439
00:30:24,579 --> 00:30:26,174
Well, if it isn't the King of Sorry.
440
00:30:26,174 --> 00:30:27,561
Yeah. Marissa, you gotta get out of here, now.
441
00:30:27,561 --> 00:30:30,391
Gary, calm down. I told them. Everything is under control.
442
00:30:30,391 --> 00:30:31,269
What'd you tell 'em?
443
00:30:31,269 --> 00:30:35,512
I told them to be on the lookout for a desperate man.
444
00:30:39,187 --> 00:30:41,655
Uh-oh.
445
00:30:41,655 --> 00:30:43,469
Uh-oh what, Gary?
446
00:30:54,965 --> 00:30:55,502
Nobody...
447
00:30:55,502 --> 00:31:01,301
Alright, nobody move! I'm a desperate man.
448
00:31:02,775 --> 00:31:04,942
You gonna tell me what's goin' on here, or am I gonna have to guess?
449
00:31:04,942 --> 00:31:07,364
Alright, get down.
450
00:31:16,192 --> 00:31:21,930
Frank? Frank. Frank, you don't wanna do this.
451
00:31:23,921 --> 00:31:25,072
Halt!
452
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,680
Frank!
453
00:31:34,855 --> 00:31:36,325
Hi.
454
00:31:36,922 --> 00:31:38,372
How do you know my name?
455
00:31:48,442 --> 00:31:53,945
Out here! Now! God, how did this happen? Move, move, move!
456
00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:56,156
Where?
457
00:31:56,156 --> 00:31:58,750
Anywhere.
458
00:31:58,750 --> 00:31:59,796
Frank, you sure you wanna do this?
459
00:31:59,796 --> 00:32:00,346
Shut up!
460
00:32:00,346 --> 00:32:03,548
Ok. No problem.
461
00:32:09,634 --> 00:32:10,364
Alright, what do we got here?
462
00:32:10,364 --> 00:32:11,503
Sir, it's hard to say.
463
00:32:11,503 --> 00:32:12,776
Well, say it anyhow.
464
00:32:12,776 --> 00:32:13,926
It looks like a robbery.
465
00:32:14,175 --> 00:32:14,801
Caught the guy?
466
00:32:14,801 --> 00:32:15,787
Kind of.
467
00:32:15,787 --> 00:32:16,866
Get your hands off of me!
468
00:32:17,472 --> 00:32:18,660
You're arresting a blind woman?
469
00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:19,657
We think she's the lookout.
470
00:32:19,657 --> 00:32:20,678
The lookout.
471
00:32:20,678 --> 00:32:21,445
For the guy on the roof.
472
00:32:21,445 --> 00:32:22,096
What guy?
473
00:32:22,096 --> 00:32:22,912
The guy with the gun.
474
00:32:22,912 --> 00:32:23,845
The gun.
475
00:32:23,845 --> 00:32:24,944
There might be a gun. We're not sure.
476
00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:25,659
Is that it?
477
00:32:25,659 --> 00:32:26,566
Well, not exactly.
478
00:32:26,566 --> 00:32:27,456
Well, spit it out.
479
00:32:27,456 --> 00:32:28,831
There's a hostage.
480
00:32:29,133 --> 00:32:32,287
Perfect. Six months from retirement, and I gotta deal with this?
481
00:32:32,287 --> 00:32:35,135
Where's my phone? Where's my walkie? Where's the damn coffee?
482
00:32:37,098 --> 00:32:38,509
You, ah, see any flying saucers?
483
00:32:38,509 --> 00:32:39,273
Not yet, but I'm looking.
484
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,640
MC: Don't you know your *job*?
485
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:51,712
Oh my God. What is going on? Gary.
486
00:32:52,233 --> 00:32:54,714
Not so fast. Come on back here, sir.
487
00:32:54,714 --> 00:32:56,781
Man: [You can't] keep people out.
488
00:32:56,781 --> 00:32:58,307
Who do you think you are?
489
00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:03,185
I'm, ah, Federal Marshall Rabidowitz. Never mind that. Who's in charge?
490
00:33:03,185 --> 00:33:04,872
Come on, get outta here.
491
00:33:05,204 --> 00:33:11,952
Hey! I know this guy. Let him through.
492
00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:16,203
God, this is not what I wanted.
493
00:33:16,407 --> 00:33:17,926
Yeah. I know what you mean.
494
00:33:18,613 --> 00:33:19,937
You a cop or something?
495
00:33:19,937 --> 00:33:20,876
No.
496
00:33:21,158 --> 00:33:22,562
Talk.
497
00:33:23,284 --> 00:33:26,408
The Cubs look good this year, huh?
498
00:33:26,408 --> 00:33:30,024
The Cubs? The Cubs suck.
499
00:33:30,785 --> 00:33:33,815
Well, that's what I meant to say. The Cubs suck.
500
00:33:34,190 --> 00:33:35,849
Detective? Just hear these people out.
501
00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:36,495
I don't have time.
502
00:33:36,495 --> 00:33:37,565
They may have some information.
503
00:33:37,565 --> 00:33:38,569
What kind of information?
504
00:33:38,569 --> 00:33:41,308
Um, first, keep an open mind.
505
00:33:41,308 --> 00:33:42,674
What kind of information?
506
00:33:42,674 --> 00:33:45,941
About....what's going to happen.
507
00:33:46,194 --> 00:33:47,631
What are they? Psychics?
508
00:33:47,631 --> 00:33:51,132
Broker.
509
00:33:51,132 --> 00:33:52,303
Receptionist.
510
00:33:52,303 --> 00:33:53,463
And you call yourself a cop.
511
00:33:53,463 --> 00:33:55,934
Yeah. I've been wondering that, too.
512
00:33:56,192 --> 00:33:59,867
Alright, Mr & Mrs Houdini. You got thirty seconds. What do you know, and how?
513
00:34:00,266 --> 00:34:01,967
We read about it.
514
00:34:01,967 --> 00:34:02,861
Yeah, in the paper.
515
00:34:02,861 --> 00:34:04,108
Um-hmm.
516
00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:07,288
I didn't see it, actually. I only saw the sports, but, ah, *she* read it.
517
00:34:11,890 --> 00:34:17,194
I just wanted for someone to listen. I didn't... And you had to screw it up. Why?
518
00:34:17,549 --> 00:34:19,468
Listen, Frank, I don't have time to explain, just...
519
00:34:19,468 --> 00:34:20,374
Just answer the question!
520
00:34:20,374 --> 00:34:24,026
Because people were gonna die.
521
00:34:27,623 --> 00:34:32,234
What? I wasn't gonna, I... Or maybe I was. I don't know.
522
00:34:32,234 --> 00:34:32,892
Listen, Frank.
523
00:34:32,892 --> 00:34:33,875
How do you know my name?
524
00:34:33,875 --> 00:34:38,517
Well, I know a *lot* about you. Look, the layoff at the plant, the medical insurance,
525
00:34:38,517 --> 00:34:44,486
you got turned down for that loan. Look, Frank. You got a raw deal.
526
00:34:45,128 --> 00:34:47,870
Look, I understand what you're going through.
527
00:34:51,740 --> 00:35:00,540
You? Don't make me laugh, pal. I mean, look at you.
528
00:35:00,540 --> 00:35:07,464
I mean, what do you know about losing everything you thought you ever had?
529
00:35:08,637 --> 00:35:09,437
Heh. Try me.
530
00:35:20,405 --> 00:35:22,251
First shot you get, take him out.
531
00:35:22,251 --> 00:35:22,959
Which one?
532
00:35:22,959 --> 00:35:26,373
How should *I* know? Shoot the bad guy.
533
00:35:29,408 --> 00:35:33,161
Sixteen years, I worked that job. Never missed a day and...
534
00:35:35,283 --> 00:35:39,267
You think you're building something like a future for your family, then...
535
00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:44,955
Then one day, you know, phhht, just like that, it's gone.
536
00:35:46,590 --> 00:35:47,841
Yeah.
537
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,989
I looked everywhere for work, and there's nothin', its....
538
00:35:50,989 --> 00:35:58,114
That's why I came here. This is the place I kept my money in, your savings in all those years.
539
00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:01,665
And, you know what they said to me? They said they couldn't take the risk.
540
00:36:03,193 --> 00:36:10,718
Like I was asking for a handout. Or like I was nothin'. And so, umm....
541
00:36:11,481 --> 00:36:12,721
What am I supposed to do now.
542
00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:22,173
Yeah. My wife's gonna be really upset.
543
00:36:23,907 --> 00:36:26,647
She loves ya, huh?
544
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:31,709
It was 19 years, and, you know, three kids.
545
00:36:33,289 --> 00:36:43,051
It'd be a shame to lose that, Frank. A wife and kids. It'd be a shame to lose that.
546
00:36:44,777 --> 00:36:46,627
Yeah, well. You think that, um...
547
00:36:54,825 --> 00:37:02,899
They never even saw the gun, Frank. And if money will help, its yours.
548
00:37:04,203 --> 00:37:09,201
Yeah, but did it help you?
549
00:37:10,809 --> 00:37:11,649
No.
550
00:37:33,656 --> 00:37:36,270
So what do we do now?
551
00:37:43,166 --> 00:37:44,425
And you're sure you wanna do this?
552
00:37:44,425 --> 00:37:46,115
Yeah.
553
00:37:46,539 --> 00:37:49,661
Hold your fire!
554
00:37:49,661 --> 00:37:53,570
What the hell?
555
00:37:53,570 --> 00:38:16,043
Oh, my. That's *my* money. Oh, no. No, no. That's *my* money. You don't understand. That's *my* money.
556
00:38:23,903 --> 00:38:28,578
Exact details are not yet clear. All we know is this hostage situation has been resolved.
557
00:38:28,578 --> 00:38:32,727
And thanks to some quick action by Chicago police,
558
00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:33,952
a potentially dangerous felon has been apprehended.
559
00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:35,945
You're under arrest. Let's move it.
560
00:38:35,945 --> 00:38:39,253
What did I do? Easy, easy. Hey, what's goin' on?
561
00:38:39,564 --> 00:38:43,453
Don't know yet exactly, but we're sure as hell gonna find out. Right, Superman?
562
00:38:47,236 --> 00:38:50,043
Ok. Let's move.
563
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,240
Gar!
564
00:38:56,825 --> 00:39:00,388
'Scuse me. You got five bucks for a cab, big guy?
565
00:39:11,548 --> 00:39:12,517
Thank you.
566
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:13,484
Anytime.
567
00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:15,063
Can I go now?
568
00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:19,791
No reason to hold ya. For the record, you wouldn't want to change your story, would ya?
569
00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:22,755
To what?
570
00:39:22,755 --> 00:39:24,674
Anything remotely believable.
571
00:39:24,674 --> 00:39:27,907
Nope. I just hope I never see you again.
572
00:39:28,144 --> 00:39:29,198
Next time...
573
00:39:29,198 --> 00:39:31,700
Ah, there won't be a next time. Believe me.
574
00:39:34,334 --> 00:39:35,664
Yeah.
575
00:39:37,336 --> 00:39:39,462
Gar, Gar! Come on. Reconsider!
576
00:39:39,462 --> 00:39:40,335
Nope.
577
00:39:40,335 --> 00:39:42,787
What about the cat? What about me?
578
00:39:42,787 --> 00:39:45,588
Spike. Take care of her.
579
00:39:45,588 --> 00:39:47,133
Where you going?
580
00:39:47,133 --> 00:39:51,461
Where they can't deliver. Thank you.
581
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,965
Here you go.
582
00:39:54,965 --> 00:39:58,964
Woah, woah. Not so fast.
583
00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:03,542
Good morning. It's Wednesday in Chicago, and here's the news at this hour...
584
00:40:16,069 --> 00:40:18,029
I'm here to spray for the roaches.
585
00:40:59,977 --> 00:41:04,405
There are no explanations, of course. But that's nothin' new.
586
00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:10,392
Magic's like life. Mostly unexpected. Which means, newspaper or not,
587
00:41:10,909 --> 00:41:13,570
you can never be sure what's around the corner.
588
00:41:14,027 --> 00:41:15,802
Or what you'll do when you find it.
589
00:41:17,161 --> 00:41:18,320
Hey, Marissa!
590
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,177
What took you so long?
591
00:41:20,776 --> 00:41:27,308
I had a hunch about the lottery. I thought I might send some of the money to Frank.
592
00:41:27,883 --> 00:41:29,490
Well, that's a good idea.
593
00:41:30,228 --> 00:41:31,197
How's Sherman.
594
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,995
Oh, he's fine. Be back at the newsstand in two weeks.
595
00:41:36,669 --> 00:41:39,446
So, ah, decided what to do with the rest of your life?
596
00:41:39,712 --> 00:41:43,165
Gotta find a new place to live. A place that takes cats.
597
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,199
Yeah, and then?
598
00:41:45,199 --> 00:41:47,407
I gotta buy a kitty litter box.
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