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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,881 --> 00:00:50,800 JOIN US TO BE THE BEST CHANNEL https://telegram.me/achid_media 2 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,051 Hang on a sec. 3 00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:55,948 I got those... 4 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,241 concert tickets you wanted. 5 00:01:58,067 --> 00:01:59,535 You're kidding! 6 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:01,012 For Friday night? 7 00:02:01,067 --> 00:02:03,581 Stanley, this is great. 8 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,974 So, what time should I pick you up? 9 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,252 Well, see, here's the thing. 10 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:12,048 My very best girlfriend just came into town and I know she'd be dying to go to this... 11 00:02:12,089 --> 00:02:14,926 so could we maybe get an extra ticket for her? 12 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:20,264 They're out. They're sold out. That means there's no more. 13 00:02:22,099 --> 00:02:24,519 Well, I can't let her sit home all alone. 14 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:28,564 Look, I'll tell you what. 15 00:02:28,656 --> 00:02:30,804 Why don't you just go with your friend. 16 00:02:31,757 --> 00:02:33,694 Stanley, I couldn't do that. 17 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:35,154 No, come on. 18 00:02:36,572 --> 00:02:38,783 Stanley, you are the nicest guy. 19 00:02:39,444 --> 00:02:41,155 Really, you are. 20 00:02:41,222 --> 00:02:45,059 - Charlie, isn't Stanley the nicest guy? - The best. 21 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:52,441 That was the most sickening display 22 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,216 - I've ever seen. - I disagree. 23 00:02:55,299 --> 00:02:56,884 I think I'm wearing her down. 24 00:02:56,968 --> 00:03:00,304 Buddy, you know what you need? You need a little change of pace. 25 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:03,307 Tonight, I'm gonna take you on a love safari. 26 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,811 Deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungle. 27 00:03:06,894 --> 00:03:08,896 Tell me more, bwana. 28 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:12,817 The Coco Bongo Club. Hottest new joint in town. 29 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,361 Only the crème de la crème need apply. 30 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,698 - So how do we get in? - What, are you kiddin'? 31 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:21,117 Leave it to me. Trust me, buddy. 32 00:03:21,158 --> 00:03:25,830 This is going to be the perfect night on the town. 33 00:03:38,717 --> 00:03:40,469 Hold the phone. 34 00:03:40,732 --> 00:03:43,902 Killer at three o'clock. 35 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:14,837 Stand back and observe. 36 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:20,343 Excuse me, where can I open a new account? 37 00:04:20,384 --> 00:04:22,178 New accounts, right here. 38 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,722 You know, you're lucky you've caught me, I was just on my way out... 39 00:04:24,805 --> 00:04:26,432 Hold this for me, please? 40 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:29,551 - I will hold anything you want. - Thank you. 41 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,189 Can you help me? 42 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,007 So... 43 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:03,261 what kind of account do you have in mind? 44 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:07,640 I'm not sure exactly. You see I'm just terrible with things like that. 45 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:11,018 That's an interesting tie, Mister... 46 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:13,479 Ipkiss, Stanley Ipkiss. 47 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,147 Tina Carlyle, it's a pleasure. 48 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:16,941 The pleasure's all mine. 49 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:18,943 May I? 50 00:05:19,769 --> 00:05:20,603 May what? 51 00:05:21,003 --> 00:05:22,834 I'm such a mess. 52 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:24,949 Oh, of course. 53 00:05:26,507 --> 00:05:28,426 That's what they're there for. 54 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:33,583 As I was saying, about that tie... 55 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:37,670 kinda reminds me of one of those, what do you call it, ink blot tests. 56 00:05:37,753 --> 00:05:40,673 - A Rorschach test. - Right. 57 00:05:40,756 --> 00:05:42,925 You know, it sort of looks like... 58 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,845 a young woman riding bareback. 59 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:47,930 Sort of a... 60 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,557 Lady Godiva or something. 61 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,476 Of course. 62 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,980 What do you see, Mr. Ipkiss? 63 00:05:58,232 --> 00:06:00,026 I don't know. 64 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:14,040 Bright colours... 65 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:15,625 It's a power tie. 66 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:17,543 Supposed to make you feel... 67 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:19,670 powerful. 68 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,172 Does it work? 69 00:06:25,801 --> 00:06:29,472 Now, how about that account? 70 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:32,850 We have several different plans. 71 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,227 Savings. 72 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:39,857 Checking. 73 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:41,484 Savings and checking. 74 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,819 CD's. Savings and CD's. 75 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,196 Checking and CD's. 76 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,199 Savings, checking and CD's. T-Bills. 77 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,281 Or we can just take all your money and throw it in a big mattress back there. 78 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:59,293 Now, I have some forms for you to fill out. 79 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:11,138 That's it, sweetheart. Now just a little bit to the right. 80 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:13,140 Could you guys keep it down back there? 81 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:15,893 We'll try. 82 00:07:16,433 --> 00:07:19,753 - So what do you think? - Layout's not bad. But them... 83 00:07:19,831 --> 00:07:22,519 motion detectors are a pain in the ass. 84 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:24,667 - But you can pull this off, right? - Hey. 85 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:27,446 You talking to the Doctor. 86 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,448 I do have one question. 87 00:07:30,297 --> 00:07:31,325 Which is? 88 00:07:31,807 --> 00:07:34,309 What does Niko have to say about this? 89 00:07:34,393 --> 00:07:35,936 Nothing. 90 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,458 - This isn't his grift. - Get real, man. 91 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,419 Everything is his grift. 92 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:45,756 He owns you, he owns this club, he owns this whole stinking town. 93 00:07:46,688 --> 00:07:49,177 Things change. 94 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:53,097 You mess with Niko, you end up taking a dirt nap. 95 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,934 He's the only one who's napping... 96 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:01,731 and I'm about to give him a serious wake-up call. 97 00:08:02,626 --> 00:08:04,399 But we need some cash... 98 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:06,277 so first we take the bank... 99 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,820 then we take Niko... 100 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,156 and then, my friend, school is out. 101 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:14,744 And this whole city is our playground. 102 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,919 Hey, bub, watch where you're going! 103 00:08:32,477 --> 00:08:33,399 Hello! 104 00:08:37,695 --> 00:08:38,695 Hello! 105 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,102 Hang on, hang on! 106 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,439 Don't get your panties in a twist, would ya? 107 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,733 Hey Burt, what the hell is it? 108 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:47,944 I don't know... 109 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,238 about seven hundred bucks, eh? 110 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:54,033 Now, what can I do for you, bub? 111 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:56,077 I'm here for the Civic. 112 00:08:56,527 --> 00:08:59,997 The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission. 113 00:09:00,269 --> 00:09:01,749 What?! 114 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,835 All I wanted was an oil change. 115 00:09:04,019 --> 00:09:08,190 Well you're lucky we caught these problems now before they caused you some serious trouble. 116 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:12,051 Sign right here, and press down hard. 117 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,721 - There's no price. - There will be. 118 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:19,308 I don't have a car. I have to have a car tonight. 119 00:09:20,051 --> 00:09:21,613 - Irv! - Yo. 120 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,813 Bring around the loaner. 121 00:09:24,785 --> 00:09:25,731 The loaner? 122 00:09:26,285 --> 00:09:27,892 The loaner? 123 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:59,557 It's a classic. 124 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:09,049 Charlie. 125 00:10:09,253 --> 00:10:10,245 Stanley. 126 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,029 Gals, I want you to meet my buddy Stanley Ipkiss. 127 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:16,532 Humungo in the banking business. 128 00:10:16,566 --> 00:10:19,464 - Not really. - Hey what do you say, we get in this joint, huh? 129 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:23,789 Yo Bobby! How you doing, buddy? 130 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,626 - It's Charlie! - Hey, Charlie, how you doing? 131 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,253 - How are you? How are you doing, my friend? - Long time no see. 132 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,923 Hey, good to see you. Okay then. 133 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,758 Come on, gals. Let's get going. 134 00:10:34,074 --> 00:10:36,118 See you on the inside. 135 00:10:37,826 --> 00:10:38,889 Bobby? 136 00:10:38,998 --> 00:10:40,553 Eh, Charlie? Charlie! 137 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,230 This is a mistake. 138 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:53,152 You crossed the rope. Never cross the rope. 139 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,345 - But my friends are on the inside. - Lose him. 140 00:10:55,392 --> 00:10:58,157 Hey, come on now guys. Now this isn't fair. 141 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,492 Watch it, I'm a bleeder. 142 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,737 Put me down right now, or I am never coming back here. 143 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,132 Ah jeez. 144 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:31,417 Mr. Ipkiss! Hi. 145 00:11:31,494 --> 00:11:33,204 Hi. 146 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,034 Are you okay? 147 00:11:36,144 --> 00:11:37,488 Me? 148 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:38,823 I'm great.. 149 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:39,824 Really good. 150 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:42,118 I just never felt better, really. 151 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,245 I'm just... 152 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,580 catching some air out here. 153 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,498 Your car, sir. 154 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:49,917 That's not my car. 155 00:11:50,438 --> 00:11:52,023 But it matches the ticket. 156 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,133 Alright... 157 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,218 I'll take it. 158 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,097 But I am very angry! 159 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,184 Believe this? 160 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:09,812 You drive in in a Porsche... 161 00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:43,243 Oh, jeez! 162 00:13:49,802 --> 00:13:50,849 Hey! 163 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,459 Hey, Mister! 164 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,131 Hold on! 165 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,384 I know CPR! 166 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,340 Hey, you! 167 00:14:43,264 --> 00:14:45,809 What are you doing down there? 168 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:49,597 I'm just looking for... 169 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,558 my mask! 170 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,353 I got it. 171 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,740 Ipkiss! Do you have any idea what time it is? 172 00:15:08,377 --> 00:15:10,023 Actually, no. 173 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,871 My new carpet! 174 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:17,750 Well, this is coming right out of your security deposit, Ipkiss. 175 00:15:18,912 --> 00:15:20,039 You know, Mrs. Peenman... 176 00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,193 What? 177 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:25,967 Nothing. 178 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,553 Well, that's what you are, Ipkiss, a big nothing. 179 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:37,562 Aren't you due back at the laboratory to get your bolts tightened? 180 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,357 I should have said that. 181 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,700 Hey, you. 182 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,618 Milo! 183 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:56,289 You know you're not supposed to jump up. It's against doggie ordinance. 184 00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:22,773 What? 185 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,650 You want me to throw that? 186 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,153 I'm very tired. 187 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:29,155 Okay. I'll throw it one time. 188 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,241 I cannot throw it with you attached to it. 189 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,538 You ready? 190 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,165 Get it. 191 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,793 Ipkiss! Turn down those cartoons! 192 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,296 Alright, Mrs. Peenman! 193 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,369 So Dr. Neuman, you're saying that everybody wears a mask? 194 00:16:54,455 --> 00:16:55,890 That's correct, Wendy. 195 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,935 We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking. 196 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,021 We suppress the id, our darkest desires... 197 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:05,066 and adopt a more socially acceptable image. 198 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:09,403 Well, the book is of course "The Masks We Wear" by Dr. Arthur Neuman. 199 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,239 Thank you so much for being with us today. 200 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,620 What's the matter with you? 201 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:18,830 What is it? 202 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:22,166 What are you looking for? 203 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,211 You like this thing? You like it? 204 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,048 "The Masks We Wear". 205 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,386 "That's correct, Wendy. 206 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:37,056 "We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking." 207 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,233 Yeah, right. 208 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,442 Smoking! 209 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,529 It's party time. 210 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,989 P-A-R-T... 211 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,201 Why? Because I gotta. 212 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:24,038 Snooze! 213 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:52,483 Look, ma, I'm road kill! 214 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:04,787 - Hey, get out of the road! - I think he wants to communicate. 215 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,559 Hey, mister... 216 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,603 you got the time? 217 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,272 As a matter of fact, I do, Cubbie! 218 00:20:32,561 --> 00:20:34,295 - You wanna take him? - Yeah. 219 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:36,652 Look at that! 220 00:20:36,865 --> 00:20:40,823 It's exactly two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head. 221 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,081 Come on! 222 00:20:49,372 --> 00:20:50,972 - Kill him! Come on! - Come on! Take him! 223 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,091 Step right up here, don't be shy! 224 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:02,678 Nobody likes a bashful leather head. 225 00:21:02,863 --> 00:21:03,947 Move it! 226 00:21:04,414 --> 00:21:06,791 For my first trick... 227 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,727 I'd like to do something for you, son. 228 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:17,276 We have a giraffe. There you go, son. Now get out of here, you bother me. 229 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,405 Now... 230 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,408 Sorry, wrong pocket. 231 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:25,785 For you, son... 232 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,788 a little body English. 233 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,044 A French poodle. 234 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,340 Sorry son, the dog was rabid, had to put it down. 235 00:21:39,963 --> 00:21:43,553 And last but not least, my favourite. 236 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:57,191 A Tommy gun. 237 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,455 This is incredible. 238 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,125 With these powers I could be... 239 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:19,088 a superhero. 240 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,257 I could fight crime, protect the innocent... 241 00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:24,969 work for world peace. 242 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,637 But first... 243 00:22:33,391 --> 00:22:39,609 Hold onto your lug nuts, it's time for an overhaul. 244 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:27,532 It was a dream. 245 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,536 It was a dream. 246 00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:37,416 I must lay off the cartoons. 247 00:23:45,444 --> 00:23:47,537 Ipkiss, Stanley Ipkiss? 248 00:23:47,584 --> 00:23:48,631 Yes. 249 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:52,473 Lt. Kellaway, City Precinct. You know anything about the disturbance last night? 250 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,185 Disturbance? 251 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:59,522 Yeah, some kind of prowler broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman. 252 00:23:59,769 --> 00:24:01,065 Attacked? 253 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,775 You didn't hear anything? 254 00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:07,154 She unloaded a couple of rounds of 20 gauge buckshot 5 feet from your door. 255 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,323 Look at the floor. See that? 256 00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:11,868 He put that right in my floor, then he jumped out... 257 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,413 the window. Officer, are you writing notes? 258 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,755 This is... 259 00:24:17,826 --> 00:24:18,541 impossible. 260 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,460 Those pyjamas are impossible. This actually happened. 261 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,214 See, I have... 262 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,425 an inner ear problem. 263 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,721 - Sometimes I can't hear anything. - Is that a fact? 264 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:39,395 Here's my card. If you remember anything unusual about last night... 265 00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:42,023 anything at all, call me. 266 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:43,733 You bet ya. Thank you. 267 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,902 And good luck... 268 00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:48,502 cracking the case. 269 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,961 Oh, my God, I'm late! 270 00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,215 Keys, keys... 271 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:09,091 Where's the keys? 272 00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:11,427 Damn. 273 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:14,347 Milo! Get the keys. 274 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,598 Get them! Find them. 275 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:20,811 Get the keys. 276 00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:31,531 I am so late. 277 00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:35,660 Good boy. Good boy. 278 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:38,996 Come on, Milo. Give them to me. Drop it! 279 00:26:10,278 --> 00:26:13,489 - I want a proctologist standing by. - What? 280 00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:16,173 You heard me! The best one you can find. 281 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:18,494 I'm with the Evening Star. Can you tell me what happened here? 282 00:26:18,558 --> 00:26:22,353 - No, and you can quote me. - Well, it looks like some sort of Mob tactic. 283 00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:26,711 There it is, boys. She broke the case. Come on, get these rubbernecks out of here. 284 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:35,592 Hey Stanley. Stanley, Stanley! 285 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:39,342 Where were you last night? The girls and I were looking all over for you. 286 00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:42,197 Did you happen to look outside, in the gutter? 287 00:26:42,244 --> 00:26:43,978 Hey, did you check the morning paper? 288 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:45,855 Your girlfriend got a great review. 289 00:26:47,353 --> 00:26:50,902 Ipkiss, you're 40 minutes late. That's the same as stealing. 290 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:55,698 I'm sorry, Mr. Dickey. It'll never happen again. I've been a jerk. 291 00:26:55,740 --> 00:26:58,534 Well, if you weren't busy oogling girlie pictures... 292 00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:00,912 you might get some work done around here. 293 00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:04,790 Sir. She's a perspective client of Stanley's. 294 00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:06,292 Oh really? 295 00:27:08,702 --> 00:27:10,202 Well. 296 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:13,049 The next time she comes in... 297 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,108 you be sure to send her to my office. 298 00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:17,887 You bet ya. 299 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,144 Gee, I wish my daddy owned a bank. 300 00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:28,481 Then I could be a rich little creep too. 301 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,441 You think she'll ever come back, Charlie? 302 00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:34,111 Oh, man, forget her. Stanley, listen to me. 303 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:38,210 A girl like that is always looking for the BBD: the Bigger Better Deal. 304 00:27:38,296 --> 00:27:40,159 You don't know that, Charlie. 305 00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:43,287 She's an artist. She's... 306 00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:45,581 - she's sensitive. - Stanley, forget her. 307 00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:49,752 That girl will tear out your heart, put it in a blender and hit "frappé". 308 00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:53,673 You don't need her, man. You need somebody down to earth. 309 00:27:53,756 --> 00:27:57,844 Somebody with some integrity. Somebody with... 310 00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,178 red hair... 311 00:27:59,262 --> 00:28:01,138 and full, pouting lips... 312 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,851 a white blouse, green jacket and a name tag. 313 00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:07,186 Boy, you really narrowed it down. 314 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:09,438 Too bad she's already taken. 315 00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:13,985 Hello there, may I be of some assistance? 316 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,070 Stanley Ipkiss? 317 00:28:19,073 --> 00:28:21,701 Hi! I'm Peggy Brandt from the Tribune. 318 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:23,597 Oh, hi. 319 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,623 Look I cancelled my subscription because they kept stealing my paper... 320 00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:30,543 Oh no no, actually, I was just gonna ask you a few questions. 321 00:28:31,071 --> 00:28:33,296 Really? About what? 322 00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:37,252 Ripley Auto Finishing. You're a customer of theirs, aren't you? 323 00:28:40,011 --> 00:28:41,304 Me, no? 324 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:44,348 I don't even have a car. 325 00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:47,059 You know, 'cause they pollute. 326 00:28:47,385 --> 00:28:49,887 You don't own an '89 Civic? 327 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:53,858 Oh, that car, yeah. 328 00:28:55,142 --> 00:28:56,040 Yeah. 329 00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:58,446 It's all coming back to me. 330 00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,990 Miss... What did you say your name was? 331 00:29:01,032 --> 00:29:02,325 Peggy Brandt. 332 00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:04,619 Wait a minute. 333 00:29:04,702 --> 00:29:06,412 Peggy Brandt? 334 00:29:06,941 --> 00:29:08,442 Of "Ask Peggy"? 335 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:10,833 Yeah that's right. 336 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,836 You printed one of my letters last year. 337 00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:16,380 Remember? "Nice Guys Finish Last". 338 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:20,159 - You're Mister Nice Guy? - Yes! 339 00:29:20,218 --> 00:29:24,686 Oh Stanley! Do you realize how much mail we got about that letter? 340 00:29:24,749 --> 00:29:29,101 I mean there are literally hundreds of women out there looking for a guy just like you. 341 00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:33,356 - Really? - Yeah! 342 00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:36,567 Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? 343 00:29:36,651 --> 00:29:39,362 Most of 'em think monogamy is some kind of wood. 344 00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:47,119 So why are you covering this story? 345 00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:50,915 Because "Dear Peggy" pays dick. I'm starving to death. 346 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,167 I'm looking to become a real reporter. 347 00:29:53,516 --> 00:29:57,255 Look, Stanley, when you were at Ripley Auto did you see anything suspicious? 348 00:29:57,338 --> 00:29:58,548 Anything at all? 349 00:29:58,589 --> 00:30:00,591 I won't make trouble for you. 350 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,176 I just want the truth. 351 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:07,515 God, I wish I knew the truth. You know, I really do. 352 00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:09,886 No. 353 00:30:10,685 --> 00:30:13,396 Well, if you think of anything... 354 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,314 this is my number. 355 00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:17,191 This is my... 356 00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:19,694 you know, personal number. 357 00:30:21,904 --> 00:30:24,464 You really think hundreds of women are looking for a guy like me? 358 00:30:24,549 --> 00:30:25,884 Sure. 359 00:30:26,951 --> 00:30:28,744 I'm one of them. 360 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,088 120 yards. 361 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,887 Hello, Dorian. 362 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,809 Thanks for dropping by. 363 00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:56,768 Yeah, well... Next time, why don't you call, right? Leave the delivery boys at home. 364 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:19,795 The cops... 365 00:31:19,879 --> 00:31:23,716 tried to shut the club down this morning. 366 00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:28,471 They say you've been using the place to run your own small-time scams. 367 00:31:28,963 --> 00:31:30,811 I hear things like that... 368 00:31:30,850 --> 00:31:34,602 I start losing my concentration. 369 00:31:35,538 --> 00:31:37,313 My game... 370 00:31:37,882 --> 00:31:40,525 it goes straight to hell. 371 00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:45,238 You could too. 372 00:31:46,864 --> 00:31:48,908 205 yards. 373 00:31:49,326 --> 00:31:51,412 I'm fed up with you, Dorian... 374 00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:53,412 but... 375 00:31:53,496 --> 00:31:55,164 I'm going to cut you a break. 376 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:59,836 One week to get out of town. 377 00:31:59,877 --> 00:32:01,963 After that... 378 00:32:02,046 --> 00:32:06,676 I'll use your empty little skull to break in my new nine iron. 379 00:32:35,408 --> 00:32:37,634 Mr. Ipkiss, hi. 380 00:32:45,049 --> 00:32:46,174 Hi. 381 00:32:47,369 --> 00:32:48,567 You okay? 382 00:32:49,111 --> 00:32:51,170 Your car, sir. 383 00:32:54,724 --> 00:32:56,684 I am now. 384 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:16,913 Tina, come on. 385 00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,624 You can't. 386 00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:22,126 You can't. 387 00:33:24,093 --> 00:33:25,288 Milo! 388 00:33:25,796 --> 00:33:27,173 Go on. 389 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:31,302 I don't believe it. 390 00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:52,949 Stupid. 391 00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:56,661 She would never... 392 00:34:22,687 --> 00:34:24,605 No way! 393 00:34:53,217 --> 00:34:55,052 Hold on, Sugar. 394 00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:58,347 Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight. 395 00:35:14,989 --> 00:35:17,617 Somebody, stop me. 396 00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:25,333 Can't make the scene if you don't have the green. 397 00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:27,585 I better make a little stop. 398 00:35:38,272 --> 00:35:39,597 How's it going, Freeze? 399 00:35:39,890 --> 00:35:41,476 Looking good here, my man. 400 00:35:41,562 --> 00:35:45,520 Okay, you boys are on your own now. I gotta get go downstairs and make sure I'm seen. 401 00:35:45,805 --> 00:35:46,646 Do it. 402 00:35:46,729 --> 00:35:50,233 The doctor is about to operate. 403 00:36:13,548 --> 00:36:16,217 Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not. 404 00:36:27,598 --> 00:36:28,932 Cops! 405 00:36:39,490 --> 00:36:42,201 You're not on the list, you're not in the club, alright? 406 00:36:58,968 --> 00:37:00,386 How do? 407 00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:07,685 Are you on the list? 408 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:12,940 No, but I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them? 409 00:37:13,024 --> 00:37:16,027 Franklin, Grant and Jackson. 410 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,912 Stay behind! That's it, that's it! Nobody's getting in. 411 00:37:29,707 --> 00:37:33,336 And now we present to you the most beautiful flower of the Congo Bongo... 412 00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:35,546 Miss Tina Carlyle. 413 00:37:50,353 --> 00:37:51,604 Beautiful. 414 00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:56,317 ♪ Love makes me treat you ♪ 415 00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:00,364 ♪ The way that I do Gee, baby ♪ 416 00:38:00,435 --> 00:38:03,207 ♪ Ain't I good to you ♪ 417 00:38:03,241 --> 00:38:06,327 ♪ There's nothing too good ♪ 418 00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:08,955 ♪ For a boy that's so true ♪ 419 00:38:09,038 --> 00:38:13,167 ♪ Gee, baby Ain't I good to you ♪ 420 00:38:13,649 --> 00:38:16,754 ♪ I bought you a fur coat for Christmas ♪ 421 00:38:16,838 --> 00:38:19,579 ♪ A diamond ring ♪ 422 00:38:19,626 --> 00:38:21,485 ♪ A Cadillac car ♪ 423 00:38:21,555 --> 00:38:24,428 ♪ And everything ♪ 424 00:38:24,512 --> 00:38:27,265 ♪ Love makes me treat you ♪ 425 00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:29,725 ♪ The way that I do ♪ 426 00:38:29,767 --> 00:38:32,687 ♪ Gee, baby Ain't I good to you ♪ 427 00:38:34,647 --> 00:38:37,859 ♪ Love makes me treat you ♪ 428 00:38:37,942 --> 00:38:40,194 ♪ The way that I do ♪ 429 00:38:40,278 --> 00:38:43,281 ♪ Gee, baby Ain't I good to you ♪ 430 00:38:44,866 --> 00:38:48,123 ♪ There's nothing too good ♪ 431 00:38:48,170 --> 00:38:50,872 ♪ For a man so true ♪ 432 00:38:51,025 --> 00:38:53,694 ♪ Gee, honey Ain't I good to you ♪ 433 00:38:54,990 --> 00:39:00,423 ♪ I know how to make a man happy I'll treat you right ♪ 434 00:39:01,170 --> 00:39:03,217 ♪ With lots of love and just a... ♪ 435 00:39:03,301 --> 00:39:05,595 - What the hell are you doing here? - We got trouble. 436 00:39:05,636 --> 00:39:07,221 You better come upstairs. 437 00:39:08,472 --> 00:39:10,057 Come on, let's go. 438 00:39:15,730 --> 00:39:18,323 ♪ They got me paying taxes ♪ 439 00:39:18,352 --> 00:39:20,621 ♪ For what I gave to you ♪ 440 00:39:20,664 --> 00:39:24,626 ♪ Gee, baby Ain't I good to you ♪ 441 00:39:45,251 --> 00:39:47,962 Let's rock this joint. 442 00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:01,878 Smoking. 443 00:41:05,406 --> 00:41:06,824 What happened? 444 00:41:09,552 --> 00:41:11,762 Someone hit the joint before got her. 445 00:41:13,730 --> 00:41:15,107 Get that, Doc. 446 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:18,227 Here, my buddy. Suck on that. 447 00:41:24,442 --> 00:41:26,235 Son of a bitch! 448 00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:30,990 Eddy, who did this, man? 449 00:41:31,073 --> 00:41:32,783 Who?! 450 00:41:33,701 --> 00:41:34,994 Him! 451 00:41:35,077 --> 00:41:37,663 Him! There! That's the guy. 452 00:41:38,506 --> 00:41:40,436 That guy dancing with Tina? 453 00:41:40,545 --> 00:41:41,918 He's dead meat. 454 00:41:41,959 --> 00:41:43,127 Come on. 455 00:42:24,836 --> 00:42:26,629 I want this place cleared right now. 456 00:42:42,612 --> 00:42:43,464 Hello! 457 00:42:43,479 --> 00:42:47,775 Club's closed. Move it! You think I'm joking? Come on, move it! 458 00:42:48,365 --> 00:42:50,709 Party's over. Everyone, let's go! 459 00:42:50,751 --> 00:42:52,086 Tina, get out of here. 460 00:42:53,531 --> 00:42:54,490 Get lost! 461 00:42:55,867 --> 00:42:57,660 Okay, Twinkle Toes. 462 00:42:57,743 --> 00:43:00,204 I wanna know where my money is, and I wanna know right now. 463 00:43:00,696 --> 00:43:02,039 Okay. 464 00:43:06,344 --> 00:43:09,993 You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortised over the fiscal year. 465 00:43:10,056 --> 00:43:11,556 8% in stocks and bonds. 466 00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:13,633 Carry the 9, divide by the Gross National Product... 467 00:43:13,664 --> 00:43:17,388 Fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible. 468 00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:20,377 Ice this deadbeat. 469 00:43:26,397 --> 00:43:27,315 Shoot him! 470 00:43:32,737 --> 00:43:33,654 Thank you very much. 471 00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:43,915 You got me, partner. 472 00:43:56,091 --> 00:43:58,763 Hold me close, Red. 473 00:43:59,270 --> 00:44:00,723 It's getting dark. 474 00:44:05,853 --> 00:44:08,606 Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. 475 00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:15,863 Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas. 476 00:44:20,576 --> 00:44:22,703 Tell Scarlet I do give a damn. 477 00:44:27,553 --> 00:44:28,470 Pardon me. 478 00:44:36,884 --> 00:44:38,469 Thank you. 479 00:44:40,304 --> 00:44:41,514 You love me. 480 00:44:41,597 --> 00:44:44,600 You really love me. 481 00:44:50,356 --> 00:44:52,608 You're not going anywhere. 482 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,025 Drop it, Tyrel! 483 00:45:04,398 --> 00:45:05,906 Hey, Kellaway. 484 00:45:05,968 --> 00:45:07,386 Drop it. 485 00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:13,254 So you got a warrant this time? Or did you stop by for a nightcap? 486 00:45:14,547 --> 00:45:17,258 What I got is probable cause. 487 00:45:17,341 --> 00:45:19,677 Couple of your boys were spotted knocking over Edge City Bank. 488 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,596 Easy. You're giving me a woody. 489 00:45:21,679 --> 00:45:24,307 And one of 'em was wearing a big, green mask. 490 00:45:24,676 --> 00:45:26,976 You know, for once, Kellaway, you're right. 491 00:45:27,059 --> 00:45:29,478 Except it wasn't one of my boys. 492 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,149 Maybe if you tried a little actual police work... 493 00:45:33,191 --> 00:45:34,995 - Cuff him. - Hey Lieutenant! 494 00:45:35,050 --> 00:45:38,722 We got a stiff upstairs. It's one of the guys from the heist. 495 00:45:38,753 --> 00:45:41,157 Better call that high-priced lawyer of yours, Tyrel. 496 00:45:41,199 --> 00:45:43,534 You and I are going downtown for a little chat. 497 00:45:43,859 --> 00:45:45,736 Get him out of here. 498 00:45:58,776 --> 00:46:00,049 Ipkiss. 499 00:46:05,598 --> 00:46:08,684 Ipkiss, I know you're in there. 500 00:46:11,562 --> 00:46:13,064 Police! 501 00:46:15,661 --> 00:46:16,400 Open up! 502 00:46:16,484 --> 00:46:19,195 Oh, my God. 503 00:46:21,906 --> 00:46:25,368 Ipkiss, I know you're in there! 504 00:46:32,397 --> 00:46:33,125 Open up! 505 00:46:33,209 --> 00:46:36,077 Come on, I'm getting blisters on my fingers. 506 00:46:36,124 --> 00:46:37,741 Milo, no. No! 507 00:46:39,890 --> 00:46:41,054 No! No, no! 508 00:46:41,342 --> 00:46:42,385 Stop it. 509 00:46:43,469 --> 00:46:44,720 I'm coming, okay. 510 00:46:44,804 --> 00:46:47,348 I'm coming. I'll be right there. 511 00:46:51,435 --> 00:46:53,729 Let's go, Ipkiss, move it! 512 00:46:53,771 --> 00:46:55,731 Alright! 513 00:47:01,445 --> 00:47:03,072 Hi, Lieutenant. 514 00:47:03,114 --> 00:47:06,826 Listen, this isn't the best time right now. I just... 515 00:47:06,909 --> 00:47:08,828 Won't you come in? 516 00:47:11,706 --> 00:47:13,124 Where were you last night, Ipkiss? 517 00:47:14,083 --> 00:47:15,751 Here, mostly. 518 00:47:15,835 --> 00:47:16,794 Is something wrong? 519 00:47:16,878 --> 00:47:18,880 What do you know about this mask character? 520 00:47:19,710 --> 00:47:21,048 "Mask?" 521 00:47:21,132 --> 00:47:22,800 Don't insult my intelligence, Ipkiss. 522 00:47:22,884 --> 00:47:26,679 He robs the bank you work in, then I find this in the Coco Bongo. 523 00:47:26,824 --> 00:47:29,452 There can't be 2 idiots with pyjamas like these. 524 00:47:30,246 --> 00:47:31,309 Milo, no! 525 00:47:32,165 --> 00:47:34,376 May I see those pyjamas, Mr. Ipkiss? 526 00:47:36,314 --> 00:47:37,857 Those pyjamas? 527 00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:41,252 Those... Those... Those pyjamas were... 528 00:47:42,111 --> 00:47:43,279 stolen. 529 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,416 Somebody stole your pyjamas? 530 00:47:51,287 --> 00:47:55,583 I mean, what is this city coming to... 531 00:47:55,666 --> 00:48:00,880 when a man's pyjama drawer is no longer safe! 532 00:48:06,135 --> 00:48:07,678 Look at that guy. 533 00:48:07,762 --> 00:48:10,932 - Nobody's that fast at my bank. - I'll say. 534 00:48:13,726 --> 00:48:16,187 I don't know, boss. That's one hell of a rubber mask. 535 00:48:16,426 --> 00:48:17,719 What do the lab reports say? 536 00:48:17,819 --> 00:48:22,193 I only got some got fingerprints on some of the currency, but nothing matches Tyrel's men. 537 00:48:22,276 --> 00:48:23,820 Looks like this guy beat them to the punch. 538 00:48:23,861 --> 00:48:28,699 Get the bank employee files and run down the prints on a guy named Ipkiss. Stanley Ipkiss. 539 00:48:29,587 --> 00:48:31,087 You figure it was an inside job, huh? 540 00:48:31,134 --> 00:48:34,956 That's right, and all I need is a couple of prints to lock this whack job up till doomsday. 541 00:48:37,416 --> 00:48:39,460 50 grand... 542 00:48:39,544 --> 00:48:44,394 50 grand to the man who finds that green-faced son of a bitch before the cops do. 543 00:48:44,426 --> 00:48:47,552 I want you to get the word out to every street hustler... 544 00:48:47,635 --> 00:48:50,388 to every low life in this town. You understand? 545 00:48:50,471 --> 00:48:53,599 I want him here tomorrow, alive. 546 00:48:55,434 --> 00:48:56,853 You still here? 547 00:48:56,894 --> 00:48:58,855 Come on, let's go! 548 00:49:03,943 --> 00:49:05,653 What are you looking at? 549 00:49:05,736 --> 00:49:06,821 You. 550 00:49:06,904 --> 00:49:08,489 You're losing it, Dorian. 551 00:49:10,205 --> 00:49:12,326 I'm not losing anything... 552 00:49:12,410 --> 00:49:14,245 except maybe some extra baggage around here. 553 00:49:14,773 --> 00:49:16,358 What is that supposed to mean? 554 00:49:16,711 --> 00:49:17,789 You know... 555 00:49:18,249 --> 00:49:22,085 You weren't putting up much of a fight in that freak show last night when he tried to kiss you. 556 00:49:22,148 --> 00:49:24,881 Did it look like I had much of a choice? 557 00:49:26,132 --> 00:49:27,717 Maybe you did... 558 00:49:30,156 --> 00:49:32,784 maybe you didn't. Who knows, right? 559 00:49:34,432 --> 00:49:35,725 I'll tell you one thing. 560 00:49:36,934 --> 00:49:40,188 It's going to be payback for anybody who crosses me. 561 00:49:49,471 --> 00:49:50,776 Ipkiss! 562 00:49:50,823 --> 00:49:54,410 We have a crisis on our hands here and you stroll in over an hour late? 563 00:49:54,494 --> 00:49:56,454 If I have to put up with your... 564 00:49:56,537 --> 00:49:59,332 Back off, monkey boy... 565 00:49:59,422 --> 00:50:03,092 before I tell your daddy you're running this place like it's your own personal piggy bank. 566 00:50:03,169 --> 00:50:05,087 Or maybe we should call the IRS... 567 00:50:05,129 --> 00:50:08,382 and see if we can arrange a little vacation for you at Club Fed? 568 00:50:11,552 --> 00:50:13,471 That'll be all, Ipkiss. 569 00:50:17,225 --> 00:50:18,476 Genius. 570 00:50:18,559 --> 00:50:22,230 That was genius. Buddy, I have chills. 571 00:50:22,313 --> 00:50:26,150 God! What side of whose bed did you wake up on, man? 572 00:50:26,234 --> 00:50:27,652 I'm not sure. 573 00:50:28,694 --> 00:50:31,155 I haven't exactly been myself lately. 574 00:50:31,197 --> 00:50:33,241 Well you don't look real fabulous, now. 575 00:50:33,324 --> 00:50:35,284 Really, do I look bad? 576 00:50:36,536 --> 00:50:40,081 Not to worry. This'll put the colour back in your cheeks, my friend. 577 00:50:40,164 --> 00:50:44,460 2 tickets to the charity ball at the Coco Bongo Club, this Saturday night. 578 00:50:44,502 --> 00:50:47,004 Anybody who's anybody will be there. 579 00:50:47,088 --> 00:50:48,994 Want to be my date? 580 00:50:49,479 --> 00:50:51,096 Charlie, I... 581 00:50:55,593 --> 00:50:57,974 Wait just a minute. 582 00:50:58,015 --> 00:51:01,352 - Tina, what are you doing here? - I just wanted to thank you, but... 583 00:51:02,503 --> 00:51:06,105 I'm not sure if I'm gonna have much to open an account with anymore. 584 00:51:06,176 --> 00:51:08,818 What about the club? I thought you were doing great. 585 00:51:08,860 --> 00:51:11,500 Look, it's not your problem. I'll be okay. 586 00:51:11,531 --> 00:51:13,531 Tina, come here. 587 00:51:18,327 --> 00:51:21,706 You didn't stop by just to see me, did you? 588 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,626 It's okay, tell me. 589 00:51:28,296 --> 00:51:30,965 The guy they say robbed this place... 590 00:51:31,133 --> 00:51:33,970 - The Mask? - I think he was at the club last night. 591 00:51:34,886 --> 00:51:36,220 Really? 592 00:51:36,304 --> 00:51:38,890 They say he's pretty... 593 00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:40,426 weird looking. 594 00:51:43,352 --> 00:51:44,812 Yeah, but... 595 00:51:44,896 --> 00:51:47,273 you ought to see him dance. 596 00:51:49,025 --> 00:51:52,487 So, did anyone find out who he is? 597 00:51:53,398 --> 00:51:54,829 Why are you interested? 598 00:51:56,574 --> 00:51:58,701 Just curious, I guess. 599 00:52:00,828 --> 00:52:04,290 Well, I better be going. 600 00:52:04,373 --> 00:52:06,334 Thanks for everything, Stanley. 601 00:52:08,002 --> 00:52:09,970 You'd like to see him again, wouldn't you? 602 00:52:13,533 --> 00:52:17,261 I wouldn't mind. 603 00:52:18,063 --> 00:52:19,972 I know him, you know. 604 00:52:20,673 --> 00:52:21,724 You do? 605 00:52:22,087 --> 00:52:24,894 We're old college buddies, him and me. 606 00:52:26,270 --> 00:52:29,649 It's funny you should mention the way he dances because... 607 00:52:33,069 --> 00:52:36,823 I taught him a couple of dance moves myself. 608 00:52:36,906 --> 00:52:40,034 Do you think you could have him meet me tonight? 609 00:52:40,117 --> 00:52:42,203 I might be able to work something out. 610 00:52:42,286 --> 00:52:45,379 - How about at Landfill Park? - Okay. Sunset. 611 00:52:45,437 --> 00:52:47,314 - Perfect. - Super. 612 00:52:48,501 --> 00:52:52,004 Thanks, Stanley. You really are a nice guy. 613 00:52:58,886 --> 00:53:01,097 This is an interesting piece, Mr. Ipkiss. 614 00:53:01,180 --> 00:53:04,350 Looks like fourth- or fifth-century Scandinavian. 615 00:53:04,433 --> 00:53:08,813 Possibly a representation of one of the Norse night gods, maybe Loki. 616 00:53:11,649 --> 00:53:13,484 Loki? 617 00:53:13,568 --> 00:53:14,986 Who is Loki? 618 00:53:15,563 --> 00:53:17,530 The Norse god of mischief. 619 00:53:17,621 --> 00:53:22,585 Supposedly he caused so much trouble that Odin banished him from Valhalla forever. 620 00:53:24,620 --> 00:53:27,331 Then he could have banished him into that mask. 621 00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:30,459 I'm talking about mythology, Mr. Ipkiss. 622 00:53:30,644 --> 00:53:32,604 This is a piece of wood. 623 00:53:33,462 --> 00:53:35,006 But your book...! 624 00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:38,823 My book is about masks as a metaphor, Mr. Ipkiss. 625 00:53:38,878 --> 00:53:41,804 A metaphor, not to be taken literally. 626 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,928 You suffer from a mild delusion. 627 00:53:46,934 --> 00:53:48,352 Alright. 628 00:53:51,814 --> 00:53:53,483 I'll prove it to you. 629 00:53:54,692 --> 00:53:58,237 But I am not responsible for the consequences. 630 00:53:58,461 --> 00:54:02,340 Just sit back and enjoy the ride, Mr. Expert. 631 00:54:02,713 --> 00:54:05,758 You don't scare me, Mr. Ipkiss. Go right ahead. 632 00:54:06,704 --> 00:54:08,623 See you. 633 00:54:33,731 --> 00:54:38,152 Okay. You said Loki was a night god. Maybe it only works at night. 634 00:54:38,384 --> 00:54:43,847 Mr. Ipkiss, I should warn you that I don't work personally with really sick people. 635 00:54:43,900 --> 00:54:46,916 There are private institutions for things like that. 636 00:54:46,971 --> 00:54:51,249 However, if you would like me t arrange for a safe environment for you tonight, I can do that. 637 00:54:52,276 --> 00:54:53,245 No. 638 00:54:55,495 --> 00:54:57,288 I've gotta see Tina. 639 00:54:58,381 --> 00:55:00,049 But what do I do, I mean? 640 00:55:00,925 --> 00:55:03,010 Do I go as myself... 641 00:55:03,094 --> 00:55:04,679 or the Mask? 642 00:55:06,224 --> 00:55:10,354 If I tell you, you promise to leave my office right now? 643 00:55:12,747 --> 00:55:14,247 Alright. 644 00:55:14,552 --> 00:55:15,747 Mr. Ipkiss... 645 00:55:16,899 --> 00:55:21,070 go as yourself and as the Mask. 646 00:55:21,154 --> 00:55:25,533 Because they are both one and the same beautiful person. 647 00:55:27,118 --> 00:55:30,496 Got the cross-check on the fingerprints for you. It's Ipkiss alright. 648 00:55:30,580 --> 00:55:31,873 I'm looking at him. 649 00:55:32,142 --> 00:55:34,424 Just keep the SWAT team standing by. 650 00:55:34,653 --> 00:55:38,426 If this guy's half as bad as he's supposed to be, we're gonna have a full dance card. 651 00:55:38,966 --> 00:55:40,126 Did you have a pickle relish? 652 00:55:40,190 --> 00:55:41,325 Go on, get in the car. 653 00:55:41,351 --> 00:55:43,135 - But I ordered onion rings. - Doyle! 654 00:56:09,820 --> 00:56:10,820 Stanley! 655 00:56:11,054 --> 00:56:12,723 What are you doing here? 656 00:56:12,976 --> 00:56:13,992 Yeah, hi! 657 00:56:15,458 --> 00:56:19,583 I just wanted to come by and make sure that you two got together all right. 658 00:56:19,661 --> 00:56:21,255 That's nice. 659 00:56:21,559 --> 00:56:24,675 You know, I hardly ever stop by here. 660 00:56:24,759 --> 00:56:28,137 It's kinda hard to believe it was just a garbage heap. 661 00:56:28,298 --> 00:56:29,712 Yeah, it's... 662 00:56:30,473 --> 00:56:35,436 It's really beautiful right around sunset. 663 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:39,482 The methane emissions really pick up the colours. 664 00:56:40,135 --> 00:56:43,653 All those pinks and greens. 665 00:56:49,909 --> 00:56:53,162 My friend will be along here any minute. I better go. 666 00:56:55,494 --> 00:56:56,833 Stanley, wait. 667 00:56:57,244 --> 00:56:58,533 Stanley? 668 00:56:58,682 --> 00:56:59,666 Stanley! 669 00:57:03,439 --> 00:57:04,799 Hello, chérie. 670 00:57:04,882 --> 00:57:06,926 We meet again! 671 00:57:07,009 --> 00:57:08,302 Is it fate? 672 00:57:08,386 --> 00:57:11,347 Is it meant to be? It is written in the stars... 673 00:57:11,389 --> 00:57:13,891 that we are destined to fraternize? 674 00:57:14,735 --> 00:57:16,811 I'd like to think so. 675 00:57:20,982 --> 00:57:25,611 Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. 676 00:57:25,695 --> 00:57:31,265 I will spread your pâté. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise. 677 00:57:35,329 --> 00:57:37,039 She is so coy. 678 00:57:37,213 --> 00:57:39,215 I love it. 679 00:57:45,047 --> 00:57:48,634 Our love is like a red, red rose. 680 00:57:48,843 --> 00:57:51,262 And I am a little thorny. 681 00:57:51,345 --> 00:57:53,848 Je t'adore! Je t'adore! 682 00:57:54,336 --> 00:57:56,463 Shoot the window. I don't care! 683 00:57:58,167 --> 00:58:00,730 This is Kellaway. I need back-up and I need it now. 684 00:58:02,273 --> 00:58:03,608 Cigarette? 685 00:58:03,929 --> 00:58:04,632 No? 686 00:58:15,726 --> 00:58:17,997 Now, like Napoleon... 687 00:58:18,196 --> 00:58:21,658 I will divide and conquer. 688 00:58:22,460 --> 00:58:24,629 Ipkiss, police! 689 00:58:26,127 --> 00:58:26,923 Merde. 690 00:58:26,964 --> 00:58:28,142 Freeze. 691 00:58:32,814 --> 00:58:34,055 Put your hands up. 692 00:58:34,447 --> 00:58:36,986 But you told me to freeze. 693 00:58:37,064 --> 00:58:39,644 Alright, alright, unfreeze. 694 00:58:41,001 --> 00:58:42,772 You're under arrest. 695 00:58:43,251 --> 00:58:45,608 No, it wasn't me. 696 00:58:45,767 --> 00:58:48,269 It was the one-armed man. 697 00:58:49,121 --> 00:58:50,873 Alright, I confess. 698 00:58:51,378 --> 00:58:54,757 I did it, you hear? And I'm glad, glad, I tell you! 699 00:58:55,660 --> 00:58:59,956 What are they going to do to me, Sarge? What are they going to do? 700 00:59:00,366 --> 00:59:03,550 Sorry, son, that's not my department. 701 00:59:03,612 --> 00:59:04,822 Search him. 702 00:59:08,011 --> 00:59:10,471 Where's a camcorder when you need one? 703 00:59:15,429 --> 00:59:18,766 Ah, looks like it's going to be a long night. My wife's gonna kill me. 704 00:59:18,857 --> 00:59:22,485 - What is it, Murray? - Cops got your pal Ipkiss taken at Landfill Park. 705 00:59:22,651 --> 00:59:26,321 Let me cover it, Murray. I really need this story. You go home to Claire. 706 00:59:26,459 --> 00:59:28,682 Oh, I don't know. Tell you, Ramsey said... 707 00:59:29,213 --> 00:59:30,778 I will take care of Ramsey. 708 00:59:30,862 --> 00:59:32,572 Thanks a million, I owe you one. 709 00:59:33,739 --> 00:59:36,200 Really big sunglasses... 710 00:59:36,284 --> 00:59:38,661 Bike horn... 711 00:59:38,884 --> 00:59:41,762 - Small-mouthed bass... - Bowling pin... 712 00:59:44,577 --> 00:59:45,661 Mouse-trap... 713 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,251 Rubber chicken... 714 00:59:47,321 --> 00:59:50,711 - Little to the left. That's it. - I don't know. 715 00:59:50,766 --> 00:59:52,216 Funny eyeball glasses... 716 00:59:52,524 --> 00:59:54,594 I've never seen those before in my life. 717 00:59:54,677 --> 00:59:56,846 - Bazooka. - I have a permit for that. 718 00:59:57,930 --> 00:59:59,849 - Picture of Kellaway's wife... - What? 719 01:00:01,893 --> 01:00:04,978 Margaret! You son of a bitch! 720 01:00:05,057 --> 01:00:08,566 Geez, I figured you had a sense of humour. After all... 721 01:00:08,766 --> 01:00:10,135 You married her! 722 01:00:12,556 --> 01:00:14,989 That's got to hurt. 723 01:00:15,196 --> 01:00:16,489 Get him! 724 01:00:16,877 --> 01:00:18,033 Doyle! 725 01:00:40,092 --> 01:00:44,685 It's all over, Ipkiss. Put your hands over your head or we'll open fire. 726 01:00:48,292 --> 01:00:49,419 Hit it! 727 01:01:10,173 --> 01:01:14,324 ♪ They call me Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat ♪ 728 01:01:14,386 --> 01:01:15,758 ♪ When I play the maracas ♪ 729 01:01:15,842 --> 01:01:17,593 ♪ I go chick-chicky boom Chick-chicky boom ♪ 730 01:01:18,607 --> 01:01:20,653 ♪ Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete ♪ 731 01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:22,793 ♪ I'm the craze of my native street ♪ 732 01:01:22,833 --> 01:01:26,853 ♪ When I start to dance everything goes Chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky boom ♪ 733 01:01:27,106 --> 01:01:31,399 ♪ The señoritas they sing And they swing with their Romero ♪ 734 01:01:31,482 --> 01:01:33,249 ♪ It's very nice ♪ 735 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:35,046 ♪ So full of spice ♪ 736 01:01:35,693 --> 01:01:39,952 ♪ And when they dancin' they bring a happy ring Without a care-o ♪ 737 01:01:40,008 --> 01:01:43,929 ♪ Singing a song All the day long ♪ 738 01:01:46,597 --> 01:01:50,258 ♪ If you like the beat Take a lesson from Cuban Pete ♪ 739 01:01:50,457 --> 01:01:52,207 ♪ And I'll teach you to Chick-chicky boom 740 01:01:52,247 --> 01:01:54,505 ♪ Chick-chicky boom Chick-chicky boom ♪ 741 01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:56,928 ♪ He's a really modest guy ♪ 742 01:01:56,967 --> 01:01:59,338 ♪ Although he's the hottest guy ♪ 743 01:01:59,353 --> 01:02:03,014 ♪ In Havana In Havana ♪ 744 01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:05,263 ♪ Si, señorita I know ♪ 745 01:02:05,317 --> 01:02:07,794 ♪ That you will like to chicky-boom chick ♪ 746 01:02:07,852 --> 01:02:11,681 ♪ It's very nice So full of spice ♪ 747 01:02:11,743 --> 01:02:13,357 ♪ I place my hand on your hip ♪ 748 01:02:13,441 --> 01:02:16,287 ♪ And if you will just give me your hand ♪ 749 01:02:16,327 --> 01:02:20,289 ♪ Then we shall try Just you and I ♪ 750 01:02:20,491 --> 01:02:21,413 ♪ Olé! ♪ 751 01:02:21,449 --> 01:02:24,160 - Not bad. - Shut up and help me down. 752 01:02:24,451 --> 01:02:28,121 ♪ And I'll teach you to chick-chicky boom Chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky boom ♪ 753 01:02:49,677 --> 01:02:52,013 Start dancing, I'll blow your brains out. 754 01:02:56,317 --> 01:02:57,652 Give me that thing. 755 01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:00,523 See you! 756 01:03:00,601 --> 01:03:04,575 There he is! Let's get him. Snap out of it. Come on, this dance is over! 757 01:03:04,659 --> 01:03:07,078 Let's go! Follow me, officers! 758 01:03:13,034 --> 01:03:17,163 He's down the alley. Follow me. Come on. Grab your gun. 759 01:03:35,992 --> 01:03:37,258 Stanley! 760 01:03:38,561 --> 01:03:40,187 Stanley, get in! 761 01:03:41,442 --> 01:03:42,485 There he is! 762 01:03:44,198 --> 01:03:46,367 Halt, or I'll shoot! 763 01:03:48,710 --> 01:03:49,920 Shoot! Shoot! 764 01:03:51,622 --> 01:03:53,207 Seat belts. 765 01:03:57,420 --> 01:03:58,588 I missed him. 766 01:03:59,895 --> 01:04:02,565 Come on, we all missed him. 767 01:04:08,472 --> 01:04:10,266 I saw it. 768 01:04:11,212 --> 01:04:13,005 I saw everything. 769 01:04:13,895 --> 01:04:16,272 What's happening to you, Stanley? 770 01:04:18,649 --> 01:04:20,610 It's crazy. 771 01:04:24,947 --> 01:04:27,783 I'm losing control. 772 01:04:27,867 --> 01:04:29,952 When I put that mask on... 773 01:04:30,036 --> 01:04:32,121 I can do anything. 774 01:04:32,319 --> 01:04:35,238 Be anything. 775 01:04:38,284 --> 01:04:40,536 It's wrecking my life. 776 01:04:40,637 --> 01:04:42,965 My life is wrecked. Wrecked! 777 01:04:43,888 --> 01:04:44,904 Wrecked! 778 01:04:46,052 --> 01:04:49,096 Look, I don't know what's happening to you, Stanley... 779 01:04:50,515 --> 01:04:52,850 but I do know this: 780 01:04:54,519 --> 01:04:57,355 that letter you sent my column... 781 01:04:57,438 --> 01:05:00,399 that was from a guy with more guts... 782 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,277 and more heart... 783 01:05:03,361 --> 01:05:06,697 than any of the creeps that I've met in this city. 784 01:05:06,921 --> 01:05:09,966 Whatever that mask is... 785 01:05:10,049 --> 01:05:11,425 you don't need it. 786 01:05:12,119 --> 01:05:13,579 You... 787 01:05:14,413 --> 01:05:16,791 Stanley Ipkiss... 788 01:05:16,874 --> 01:05:20,127 are already all you'll ever need to be. 789 01:05:24,382 --> 01:05:26,509 Gosh, Peg... 790 01:05:28,409 --> 01:05:30,160 do you really mean that? 791 01:05:31,573 --> 01:05:33,784 Actually... 792 01:05:33,850 --> 01:05:34,859 no. 793 01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:36,519 What? 794 01:05:38,695 --> 01:05:41,524 What took you guys so long? I've been vamping here for like 20 minutes. 795 01:05:42,692 --> 01:05:43,651 Is this him? 796 01:05:44,429 --> 01:05:45,813 You got the 50 thou'? 797 01:05:46,711 --> 01:05:48,754 Give her the money. 798 01:05:51,912 --> 01:05:53,247 Right. 799 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:56,069 When he puts on the mask, he turns into that green thingamajig. 800 01:05:56,345 --> 01:05:57,814 Maggie! 801 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,835 What are you doing? 802 01:06:01,175 --> 01:06:06,090 Sorry, Stanley. You really are a great guy, I just can't lose my condo. 803 01:06:06,267 --> 01:06:09,311 You know how hard it is to find an apartment in this city. 804 01:06:14,249 --> 01:06:15,875 You said you wouldn't hurt him! 805 01:06:18,926 --> 01:06:20,093 I lied. 806 01:06:28,340 --> 01:06:29,417 Stanley! 807 01:06:39,878 --> 01:06:41,083 Tell me. 808 01:06:41,125 --> 01:06:42,585 How's this mask work? 809 01:06:43,402 --> 01:06:45,505 I don't know. You just... 810 01:06:46,631 --> 01:06:47,757 put it on. 811 01:07:00,707 --> 01:07:01,958 Boss... 812 01:07:02,647 --> 01:07:04,273 you better be careful, huh? 813 01:07:24,316 --> 01:07:26,443 What a rush. 814 01:07:27,672 --> 01:07:31,509 Whoa, boss! You okay? 815 01:07:32,593 --> 01:07:34,595 I'm better than ever, you idiot. 816 01:07:36,610 --> 01:07:39,280 What do we do with Ipkiss? 817 01:07:41,388 --> 01:07:43,349 The police are looking for the Mask. 818 01:07:44,007 --> 01:07:46,216 So we'll give them the Mask. 819 01:07:56,325 --> 01:07:58,703 The money better be here, Ipkiss... 820 01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:01,372 or you can Ip-kiss your ass goodbye. 821 01:08:08,412 --> 01:08:09,889 Hey Orlando. 822 01:08:48,789 --> 01:08:49,915 Go! 823 01:09:01,766 --> 01:09:05,078 I still can't believe it. Hardened cops dancing in the street... 824 01:09:05,109 --> 01:09:07,581 and broadcast all over the 11 o'clock news. 825 01:09:07,628 --> 01:09:10,487 - The SWAT team got an offer to open in Vegas. - I'm history. 826 01:09:10,573 --> 01:09:14,354 The Captain's gonna have my badge for breakfast with a little pension on top. 827 01:09:14,445 --> 01:09:18,976 Ah, come on, Lieutenant. It's not all your fault. Something will turn up. 828 01:09:19,114 --> 01:09:22,785 Sure, Stanley Ipkiss is gonna fall right into my lap. 829 01:09:29,152 --> 01:09:31,070 Get off! Get him off of me! 830 01:09:33,910 --> 01:09:34,949 Just guess! 831 01:09:35,714 --> 01:09:36,759 Wait! 832 01:09:36,843 --> 01:09:38,594 I can explain everything. 833 01:09:38,678 --> 01:09:42,473 Oh yeah? You can explain everything? Explain this! 834 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:47,177 Get him up! Come on! Let's go! I got a cell for you, pal. 835 01:10:06,304 --> 01:10:07,265 Milo. 836 01:10:10,905 --> 01:10:12,170 Better forget about me, buddy. 837 01:10:12,901 --> 01:10:15,195 Find yourself a new place to live. 838 01:10:17,090 --> 01:10:19,509 Looks like I'm gonna be in here for a long, long time. 839 01:10:32,757 --> 01:10:34,593 Hey you, with the face. 840 01:10:35,617 --> 01:10:37,243 You got a visitor. 841 01:10:40,609 --> 01:10:41,578 Tina! 842 01:10:43,125 --> 01:10:44,688 Hello, Stanley. 843 01:10:46,369 --> 01:10:48,955 - What are you doing here? - Is it true? 844 01:10:50,955 --> 01:10:52,374 You're the Mask. 845 01:10:52,712 --> 01:10:55,647 Yeah, but don't tell anybody. If I... 846 01:10:55,694 --> 01:11:00,881 get a good lawyer and strike up a deal, I can be out of here in about 10,000 years. 847 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:03,701 You're taking a chance, coming here. 848 01:11:03,783 --> 01:11:06,327 Your boyfriend might be a little upset. 849 01:11:07,617 --> 01:11:11,747 He's going to the charity ball tonight. He's gonna do something terrible. 850 01:11:11,991 --> 01:11:14,285 Like what? The Lambada? 851 01:11:14,776 --> 01:11:18,643 Stanley, this is serious. There's gotta be a way to stop him. 852 01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:20,860 How does it work? 853 01:11:21,191 --> 01:11:22,610 I don't know. 854 01:11:23,366 --> 01:11:25,910 It's like... 855 01:11:25,993 --> 01:11:29,372 It's like it brings your innermost desires to life. 856 01:11:29,595 --> 01:11:31,889 If deep down inside you're... 857 01:11:33,257 --> 01:11:36,344 a bit repressed and a hopeless romantic... 858 01:11:36,925 --> 01:11:38,859 you become some sort of a... 859 01:11:38,914 --> 01:11:41,133 love-crazy wild man. 860 01:11:41,295 --> 01:11:43,297 And if you're somebody like Dorian? 861 01:11:43,670 --> 01:11:46,120 Then we're all in big trouble. 862 01:11:46,180 --> 01:11:49,142 And if I were you, I'd get out of town. Fast. 863 01:11:52,131 --> 01:11:53,382 Thanks. 864 01:11:54,420 --> 01:11:55,546 For what? 865 01:11:55,759 --> 01:11:58,053 Lots of things. 866 01:12:01,459 --> 01:12:04,003 Sharing a sunset with me. 867 01:12:05,286 --> 01:12:09,426 For being the only guy who treated me like a person, and not some sort of... 868 01:12:09,491 --> 01:12:10,617 party favour. 869 01:12:14,035 --> 01:12:16,788 For being any kind of romantic... 870 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:18,668 even a hopeless one. 871 01:12:24,450 --> 01:12:26,201 You're welcome. 872 01:12:26,261 --> 01:12:28,888 You know, that night at the club... 873 01:12:29,074 --> 01:12:32,035 I knew I'd found someone special. 874 01:12:34,546 --> 01:12:37,257 - The Mask. - No. 875 01:12:37,538 --> 01:12:40,158 It was the guy inside the Mask. 876 01:12:40,327 --> 01:12:43,914 It was you all along. 877 01:12:44,929 --> 01:12:45,835 Stanley. 878 01:12:46,437 --> 01:12:47,351 Ip... 879 01:12:48,101 --> 01:12:49,101 kiss... 880 01:12:49,202 --> 01:12:51,871 Okay, lady, time's up. 881 01:12:52,063 --> 01:12:53,982 Could I have just... 882 01:12:54,104 --> 01:12:55,981 one more minute? 883 01:12:57,793 --> 01:13:00,129 I've got to disappear for a while now, Stanley. 884 01:13:00,697 --> 01:13:04,367 I don't know where I'm gonna go, but I'll let you know as soon as I can. 885 01:13:48,557 --> 01:13:50,726 Somebody help me! 886 01:13:53,784 --> 01:13:54,831 No! 887 01:13:55,495 --> 01:13:58,410 Guard, guard, guard! 888 01:13:58,487 --> 01:14:00,398 There's a woman's being chased through the alleyway there. 889 01:14:00,559 --> 01:14:02,478 Come on! She needs help. 890 01:14:02,916 --> 01:14:05,209 Yeah, yeah, sure. Keep it down, Ipkiss. 891 01:14:05,434 --> 01:14:08,186 Come on! Serve and protect, man! 892 01:14:19,709 --> 01:14:20,740 Milo! 893 01:14:24,022 --> 01:14:24,873 Milo? 894 01:14:28,553 --> 01:14:31,256 Milo! Good boy. Come on. Come on. 895 01:14:33,341 --> 01:14:35,551 Jump up. Come on! Can you jump up? 896 01:14:37,190 --> 01:14:40,049 Remember how I taught you not to jump up on people? Forget all that. 897 01:14:40,077 --> 01:14:42,377 Okay. Come on! Come here. 898 01:14:44,387 --> 01:14:46,535 Get up. Get up here! 899 01:14:47,238 --> 01:14:49,530 Get up. Get up here. That's it. 900 01:14:49,708 --> 01:14:52,168 You can do it. Come on. Come on! 901 01:14:52,669 --> 01:14:53,871 Come on! 902 01:14:53,911 --> 01:14:55,606 Come on! Milo! 903 01:14:55,807 --> 01:14:57,308 Put some effort into it! 904 01:15:14,305 --> 01:15:16,766 Baby, there you are. 905 01:15:16,976 --> 01:15:19,366 I was beginning to get all worried about you. 906 01:15:19,436 --> 01:15:23,100 - Nice little talk with the cops? - I just went to see what Ipkiss told them. 907 01:15:23,162 --> 01:15:27,208 Oh, that's right, you and Stanley right? You two are getting awfully close. 908 01:15:28,069 --> 01:15:30,240 Maybe it was you who helped him out with the bank job. 909 01:15:30,313 --> 01:15:33,107 - That's ridiculous. - Oh, is it? 910 01:15:34,403 --> 01:15:36,906 Look what I found in her car. 911 01:15:38,889 --> 01:15:40,748 You planning a little trip without me, baby? 912 01:15:41,132 --> 01:15:42,062 No? 913 01:15:44,277 --> 01:15:46,404 Boys, I want you to... 914 01:15:46,503 --> 01:15:48,964 pick her out something pretty to wear, okay? 915 01:15:51,291 --> 01:15:54,086 We're going to go to a party tonight. 916 01:15:54,143 --> 01:15:56,896 We're going to have one hell of a time, aren't we? Yes. 917 01:15:58,307 --> 01:15:59,809 Get out of my sight. 918 01:16:01,165 --> 01:16:02,583 Jump up. 919 01:16:02,614 --> 01:16:03,823 Get up. Come on. 920 01:16:05,921 --> 01:16:08,757 Come on, Milo. Jump, please. 921 01:16:08,916 --> 01:16:11,085 Do it for Daddy. 922 01:16:14,448 --> 01:16:16,284 That's it! 923 01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:20,329 God, I can't believe it. 924 01:16:21,789 --> 01:16:24,500 Good boy. Good boy. 925 01:16:28,087 --> 01:16:29,505 See that man over there? 926 01:16:29,773 --> 01:16:31,400 He's got keys. 927 01:16:31,852 --> 01:16:32,868 Yeah. 928 01:16:33,027 --> 01:16:34,862 Go get those keys. 929 01:16:34,907 --> 01:16:37,535 Go get them. Go get the keys. Go get them. 930 01:16:40,015 --> 01:16:40,974 That's it. 931 01:16:41,196 --> 01:16:42,094 Yeah. 932 01:16:42,593 --> 01:16:43,636 Get the key. 933 01:16:47,765 --> 01:16:49,148 No, not... 934 01:16:49,402 --> 01:16:51,612 Not the cheese, the keys. 935 01:16:53,696 --> 01:16:55,615 Put the cheese down... 936 01:16:57,267 --> 01:16:58,727 and get the keys. Go on! 937 01:16:58,794 --> 01:17:01,422 Over there, over there. 938 01:17:15,774 --> 01:17:17,032 Yeah! 939 01:17:17,148 --> 01:17:19,289 Oh, man. Come on. 940 01:17:19,336 --> 01:17:21,755 Come here. Good boy. 941 01:17:21,836 --> 01:17:23,469 That's a good boy. 942 01:17:23,555 --> 01:17:24,789 Good boy. 943 01:17:25,438 --> 01:17:28,064 Give it. Give it, give me the keys. Give me the keys. 944 01:17:28,105 --> 01:17:30,556 Come on, come on, drop it, drop it. 945 01:17:30,611 --> 01:17:31,181 Drop it! 946 01:17:31,227 --> 01:17:33,117 It's sundown. 947 01:17:33,154 --> 01:17:34,989 It's almost time. 948 01:17:36,936 --> 01:17:38,855 I wouldn't do that, darling. 949 01:17:42,283 --> 01:17:45,244 Wouldn't want to start the celebration early, would you? 950 01:18:26,672 --> 01:18:27,711 Milo! 951 01:18:29,375 --> 01:18:30,418 Hold it! 952 01:18:30,501 --> 01:18:32,495 I am warning you, I'm... 953 01:18:32,549 --> 01:18:34,630 seriously stressed out here. 954 01:18:34,883 --> 01:18:36,093 Easy, Ipkiss. 955 01:18:36,118 --> 01:18:37,884 Come on. 956 01:18:37,967 --> 01:18:39,302 Don't be an idiot. 957 01:18:39,343 --> 01:18:43,973 You're in the middle of a police station. There is no way you're walking out of here like this. 958 01:18:45,516 --> 01:18:47,143 You're know, you're right. 959 01:18:49,812 --> 01:18:52,648 - You're absolutely right. - What the hell are you doing? 960 01:18:53,941 --> 01:18:55,568 You're gonna take me out... 961 01:18:55,651 --> 01:18:57,403 as your prisoner. 962 01:18:57,487 --> 01:19:00,198 Put it on! Put it on! 963 01:19:01,782 --> 01:19:03,034 Come on. 964 01:19:03,117 --> 01:19:06,312 - I'm really very sorry about this. - I'm sure. Milo! 965 01:19:09,007 --> 01:19:10,658 You got the wrong guy, I tell you! 966 01:19:10,887 --> 01:19:12,347 It's a bum rap. 967 01:19:12,397 --> 01:19:13,920 I got my rights! 968 01:19:14,003 --> 01:19:15,963 Hey, Lieutenant. Where are you taking Ipkiss? 969 01:19:16,078 --> 01:19:19,122 Ixnay! Ehay's otgay an ungay. 970 01:19:19,526 --> 01:19:22,637 I get it. Pig Latin, right? 971 01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,680 Eesay ouyay aterlay. 972 01:19:26,057 --> 01:19:27,225 Come on! 973 01:19:34,899 --> 01:19:37,485 Why don't you just sit back and relax? 974 01:19:39,974 --> 01:19:42,435 I've got to change for the party. 975 01:20:14,397 --> 01:20:15,631 I need a pack of cigarettes. 976 01:20:15,686 --> 01:20:17,733 - Which brand, sir? - It doesn't matter, I don't smoke. 977 01:20:17,817 --> 01:20:20,611 But for you, I would shoot the Surgeon General. 978 01:20:21,988 --> 01:20:23,990 Mayor Tilton, may we have a word with you? 979 01:20:24,073 --> 01:20:28,411 Well, I always have time for the press and my loyal constituents. 980 01:21:04,655 --> 01:21:07,241 Let me out of these cuffs, Ipkiss, you're driving like a maniac. 981 01:21:07,318 --> 01:21:09,498 I'm sorry, we're already late for the ball. 982 01:21:09,537 --> 01:21:12,630 Right. Alice and the white rabbit are gonna be really disappointed. 983 01:21:12,692 --> 01:21:14,318 Now you're being cynical. 984 01:21:17,084 --> 01:21:18,677 Who the hell are you? 985 01:21:18,732 --> 01:21:21,396 I'm just an ex-employee... 986 01:21:21,447 --> 01:21:24,033 who has come for his back pay. 987 01:21:24,101 --> 01:21:26,478 Or should I say payback? 988 01:21:27,484 --> 01:21:28,343 Dorian? 989 01:21:30,139 --> 01:21:31,557 Kill him. 990 01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:52,168 Come on. 991 01:22:14,058 --> 01:22:15,518 Ladies and gentlemen... 992 01:22:16,425 --> 01:22:19,772 I will be your host for the remainder of the evening. 993 01:22:30,545 --> 01:22:32,623 Ipkiss, get your dog away from me. 994 01:22:34,245 --> 01:22:36,289 I'm sorry, he seems to be attracted to you. 995 01:22:36,372 --> 01:22:39,582 Wait a minute. Where is everybody? Something's not kosher here. 996 01:22:39,635 --> 01:22:40,926 - Exactly. - Watch it! 997 01:22:40,997 --> 01:22:42,044 I'm sorry. 998 01:22:42,128 --> 01:22:43,588 I'm gonna have to lock you in. 999 01:22:45,081 --> 01:22:47,487 - Use the radio. - What? 1000 01:22:47,539 --> 01:22:50,876 You know, call for backup or something. 1001 01:22:51,433 --> 01:22:52,363 Milo. 1002 01:22:53,065 --> 01:22:56,694 This could be dangerous. You stay here and be a good boy. 1003 01:22:57,727 --> 01:23:00,480 Daddy's gonna have to go kick some ass. 1004 01:23:05,193 --> 01:23:06,652 He's a dead man. 1005 01:23:06,736 --> 01:23:07,943 Down! Get down! 1006 01:23:08,115 --> 01:23:09,318 Come on, come on! 1007 01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:11,490 Come on! Line 'em up over here. 1008 01:23:11,544 --> 01:23:13,409 Take it easy, I got the point. 1009 01:23:25,241 --> 01:23:26,158 Blow it! 1010 01:23:34,055 --> 01:23:35,078 Bastard. 1011 01:23:36,140 --> 01:23:37,809 What's the matter, darling? 1012 01:23:37,892 --> 01:23:40,437 This is your big production number. 1013 01:23:40,492 --> 01:23:44,857 And you know it's important to go out with a big bang. 1014 01:23:51,312 --> 01:23:52,281 Charlie! 1015 01:23:54,158 --> 01:23:55,618 What are you doing here? 1016 01:23:56,163 --> 01:23:59,428 Look, take this gun and start sneaking people out the back. 1017 01:23:59,530 --> 01:24:00,600 Right. 1018 01:24:03,485 --> 01:24:04,602 You two step back. 1019 01:24:04,627 --> 01:24:08,005 - You don't know who you're talking to, do you? - I'm talking to a dead man if you don't step back like I said. 1020 01:24:08,089 --> 01:24:10,276 Hey! Don't you have respect for law and order? 1021 01:24:10,324 --> 01:24:13,534 - What kind of thug are you? - It's all set, Dorian. 1022 01:24:14,846 --> 01:24:16,639 That's it. 1023 01:24:17,974 --> 01:24:19,976 This party's over... 1024 01:24:20,059 --> 01:24:21,978 in 10 minutes. 1025 01:24:23,855 --> 01:24:26,128 This is the moment of truth... 1026 01:24:26,192 --> 01:24:28,444 when a man shows what he's really made of. 1027 01:24:29,860 --> 01:24:30,820 Crap. 1028 01:24:30,871 --> 01:24:32,665 Drop it, Ipkiss. 1029 01:24:45,448 --> 01:24:47,033 Smart dog. 1030 01:24:52,967 --> 01:24:56,554 Hey Boss, look who decided to crash the party. 1031 01:24:56,761 --> 01:24:59,055 Hi Dorian! How's it going? 1032 01:24:59,421 --> 01:25:01,732 - Bring him up here! - Dorian! 1033 01:25:01,780 --> 01:25:04,270 Dorian, wait! No! 1034 01:25:04,353 --> 01:25:07,940 It's no time for last requests. 1035 01:25:08,024 --> 01:25:10,526 But all I wanted was a kiss. 1036 01:25:11,226 --> 01:25:12,945 A kiss? 1037 01:25:13,702 --> 01:25:17,074 Just one last kiss. 1038 01:25:17,314 --> 01:25:19,191 Dorian, I can't shut this thing off. 1039 01:25:20,244 --> 01:25:22,830 There's always time... 1040 01:25:24,332 --> 01:25:26,792 for one last kiss. 1041 01:25:31,756 --> 01:25:33,966 From the real Dorian. 1042 01:25:35,176 --> 01:25:37,595 The one I used to love. 1043 01:25:38,971 --> 01:25:41,057 Nobody ever kissed me like Dorian Tyrel. 1044 01:25:42,276 --> 01:25:43,193 Romeo! 1045 01:25:43,434 --> 01:25:45,745 This whole place is gonna blow in a couple of minutes! 1046 01:25:45,798 --> 01:25:48,050 Just wait! 1047 01:25:52,109 --> 01:25:54,070 I've decided... 1048 01:26:02,453 --> 01:26:04,789 to give her one last thrill. 1049 01:26:15,633 --> 01:26:17,135 Get it! 1050 01:26:34,341 --> 01:26:35,884 Run, Milo! 1051 01:26:39,323 --> 01:26:41,868 Stanley, hurry! 1052 01:26:41,951 --> 01:26:43,536 Don't worry, Tina. 1053 01:26:43,619 --> 01:26:45,413 It's all over now. 1054 01:26:49,142 --> 01:26:50,205 Stanley! 1055 01:26:56,535 --> 01:26:57,536 Got you. 1056 01:27:10,486 --> 01:27:12,071 I'm gonna take you apart. 1057 01:27:12,553 --> 01:27:15,947 Well I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freaking eye! 1058 01:27:33,942 --> 01:27:35,161 Good doggie. 1059 01:27:35,640 --> 01:27:36,600 Good doggie. 1060 01:27:56,376 --> 01:27:57,336 I'm winning! 1061 01:28:02,213 --> 01:28:03,259 Stanley? 1062 01:28:10,205 --> 01:28:11,119 Stanley! 1063 01:28:23,018 --> 01:28:23,908 Yeah! 1064 01:28:32,026 --> 01:28:33,143 Milo! 1065 01:28:35,731 --> 01:28:37,733 Oh, my God! 1066 01:28:37,817 --> 01:28:39,986 This has gotta be a new breed. 1067 01:28:40,069 --> 01:28:41,529 Easy, boy! 1068 01:28:45,449 --> 01:28:46,492 Good boy! 1069 01:29:17,444 --> 01:29:19,238 Did you miss me? 1070 01:29:27,034 --> 01:29:28,464 I guess not! 1071 01:29:35,243 --> 01:29:38,557 Now, you have to ask yourself one question: 1072 01:29:38,586 --> 01:29:41,130 "Do I feel lucky?" 1073 01:29:41,214 --> 01:29:42,173 Well... 1074 01:29:44,926 --> 01:29:46,552 Do you... 1075 01:29:46,636 --> 01:29:48,304 punks? 1076 01:30:00,352 --> 01:30:01,407 Stanley! 1077 01:30:22,617 --> 01:30:25,912 That's a spicy meatball. 1078 01:30:33,856 --> 01:30:35,316 How do? 1079 01:30:41,607 --> 01:30:44,152 This guy's incorrigible. 1080 01:31:12,054 --> 01:31:14,265 You were good, kid, real good... 1081 01:31:14,348 --> 01:31:17,935 but as long as I'm around, you'll always be second-best, see? 1082 01:31:38,850 --> 01:31:40,935 Police! Hands up! 1083 01:31:42,126 --> 01:31:44,670 Officers, arrest those men. 1084 01:31:45,474 --> 01:31:47,340 I've always wanted to say that. 1085 01:31:50,384 --> 01:31:51,511 Come on. 1086 01:31:52,887 --> 01:31:54,263 Give me that gun. 1087 01:32:00,061 --> 01:32:03,189 He stole all our jewellery. Take me down to headquarters... 1088 01:32:03,272 --> 01:32:05,139 Stop that man! 1089 01:32:05,194 --> 01:32:06,342 Ipkiss! 1090 01:32:08,337 --> 01:32:09,603 I've got you now, Ipkiss. 1091 01:32:09,654 --> 01:32:11,739 Watch it, Chunky! 1092 01:32:11,970 --> 01:32:14,784 - Mayor Tilton, I'm so... - What the hell is wrong with you, Kellaway? 1093 01:32:14,867 --> 01:32:16,619 That man is the Mask. 1094 01:32:16,661 --> 01:32:20,748 No. Dorian Tyrel was the Mask. I saw it with my own eyes. 1095 01:32:20,832 --> 01:32:22,959 This young man here just saved our lives. 1096 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,566 - With a little help from his friends. - You're a real hero. 1097 01:32:25,660 --> 01:32:26,543 Doyle! 1098 01:32:26,963 --> 01:32:28,806 Well, it's nothing... 1099 01:32:28,884 --> 01:32:30,758 any American with... 1100 01:32:30,842 --> 01:32:34,137 balls of steel wouldn't do for his community. 1101 01:32:34,178 --> 01:32:36,305 Milo! Come on. 1102 01:32:37,586 --> 01:32:41,000 Hey, wait, that dog! Mayor Tilton, did you see that dog? 1103 01:32:41,062 --> 01:32:43,729 Leave the dog alone. 1104 01:32:43,813 --> 01:32:46,482 I want to see you in my office first thing tomorrow. 1105 01:32:46,566 --> 01:32:49,694 - Yes, Your Honour. - Boy, that doesn't sound good at all. 1106 01:32:49,777 --> 01:32:53,322 No, it doesn't sound good. What would sound good to you? 1107 01:32:53,406 --> 01:32:55,658 - Breakfast. - Shut up! 1108 01:33:15,178 --> 01:33:17,138 You sure you know what you're doing, buddy? 1109 01:33:19,557 --> 01:33:21,476 I'm sure. 1110 01:33:21,559 --> 01:33:23,519 Then do what you gotta do. 1111 01:33:36,741 --> 01:33:38,951 Sure you're not gonna miss this guy? 1112 01:33:39,035 --> 01:33:42,371 When he's gone, all that's left is me. 1113 01:34:20,119 --> 01:34:21,057 Milo! 1114 01:34:26,791 --> 01:34:28,876 JOIN US TO BE THE BEST CHANNEL https://telegram.me/achid_media 78035

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