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[Mary] Brought to you by Carl's Big Bucket

of Cottage Cheese.

Cottage cheese? Yes, please.

[food crackling]

Phew! Thanks for setting the table, Kiff.

Happy to. Okay, setting the table.

First comes the fork. F for first. F for fork.

Next is knife. N for next. N for knife, sort of.

And lastly, the spoon. There's no word for last

that starts with an S, which is sad.

S for sad. S for spoon. [chuckles]

We only need spoons, though, love.

You got it, boss.

We only need spoons because we're having

my world-famous crunchy cheesy glooperole.

[all] Yeah!

- [? upbeat music playing] - There are no words

to describe it.

You've never had anything like it.

One bite will change your life.

? Crunchy cheesy glooperole! ?

? Crunchy cheesy glooperole! Crunchy cheesy glooperole! ?

? Crunchy cheesy glooperole! ?

This has been in my family for jennies.

It's an honor to uphold our culinary tradition.

[laughs] You had me at

- glooperole. - Glooperole!

[? enchanting music playing]

[chanting] We gloop, we gloop, we gloop together.

We gloop tonight, we gloop forever.

This is so cool!

It's pretty special, huh? Now dig in, Kiff.

I gave you a huge piece for setting the table.

[? epic music playing]

[? music fades]

Right?

[gulps loudly]

Wow. What kinda cheese is that?

Cottage. Cottage cheese.

Oh, and it's, uh, piping hot.

Yep, it's even lumpier when heated.

Oh, I knew you'd love it.

[? uneasy music playing]

[? unsettling music playing]

[Kiff] What do I do? I can't eat this.

Well, tell Mary you don't like it.

Aw, that'll crush her. You're right.

Plug your nose and eat real fast.

I can't, I'll chuck.

Well, then tell her you ate already!

What? When?

I know what I'll do. I'm leaving. Bye. I'm leaving.

No, no, no, no. That's not gonna work. [groans]

[? tense music playing, fades]

Kiff, you finished first.

Oh, Mary, that was incredible.

Best food I've ever put in my mouth.

Let's get you some more then.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, Kiff, you're so lucky.

Oh, Barry, we can share it.

Barry, don't take advantage of Kiff's good nature.

And a bonus for generosity.

No, I wasn't- I- That wasn't being generous,

Double bonus for humility.

[cell phone camera clicks]

[Kiff] Help.

- [spits] - [? tense music playing, fades]

[Kiff] Well, that takes care of the gloop in my mouth,

but what about all this?

I know.

I'll try several attempts set to music.

- That should do it. - [? playful music playing]

- Do you have any ketchup? - Already in there. Six cups.

Mm.

- I can do the dishes. - No need! The plates are edible.

That's the crunch.

Mm.

Oh, no! Well, my gloop's gone cold.

Table torch.

Mm.

[exclaims] Bit my cheek. [chuckles] Too painful.

- Can't eat anymore. - The mint gravy will numb it.

Gonna gloop alfresco, then.

We're gloopen free.

- [groans] - [? music fades]

Can I eat my gloop in front of the bathroom mirror?

I just wanna see the joy on my face.

What a sweet child.

[? uneasy music playing]

All right, gloop, bon voyage.

[toilet gurgling]

[? tense music playing]

[Barry] Kiff!

I am so disappointed!

Barry! I can explain!

I am so disappointed...

that you didn't tell me

that you also don't like glooperole.

- [? music fades] - [gasps] Also?

Not liking glooperole is my biggest secret.

I've never even said this out loud before.

We can't tell the others.

You have my word.

Thank you, Kiff.

So, uh, what do you do with your gloop?

It's a locket I keep in my pocket.

This little guy can pack two point five plates of gloop.

That's a lot of gloop.

Then I dump it in my dump bucket.

[Glooperole squelching]

- [door opening] - [Terri gasps sharply]

I can't believe you two...

[both] No, we can explain!

...also don't like glooperole.

- [gasps] - [gasps] I'm sorry, what?

And that's where I dump my gloop!

[door opening]

- [? tense music playing] - [gasps]

- [all gasp] - I'm telling mom

that the three of you hate her glooperole,

and only the three of you, and not me...

[all] We can explain!

...is what I would say, if I liked glooperole...

- which I don't. - [door opening]

[? dramatic music playing]

[all] We can explain!

[? dramatic music playing]

[? whimsical music playing]

[all laugh]

It's a classic Abilene paradox.

It's a real thing. Look it up, why don't ya?

[all laugh]

But we didn't solve the problem.

We just realized we all have the same problem.

- [door opening] - [? dramatic music playing]

I heard you all loudly celebrating,

so I made another batch of glooperole.

Follow me, my little glooperolinas.

[laughs]

We're not eating that gloop.

We're gonna march in and tell mom that we hate it!

- Yeah! Safety in numbers! - [? percussive music playing]

[kisses]

I'm ready.

[? percussive music continues]

Mom, we hate glooperole.

We always have. We always will.

It's true, Mom. Even Kiff.

[gasps] Really? Even Kiff?

I... [groans]

[? sensational choral music playing]

[? unsettling music playing]

[groaning fearfully]

[? sensational choral music playing]

- [? unsettling music playing] - [clock ticking]

[? sensational choral music playing]

[? unsettling music playing]

[? sensational choral music playing]

[? unsettling music crescendos]

[? sensational choral music playing]

[? unsettling music playing]

[? music fades]

I don't know what you guys are talking about.

I love glooperole.

[all gasp]

I think it's delicious.

What are you doing?

[? playful music playing]

It's one of the most delicious dishes

I've ever had, Barry.

It's so good, I wanna marry it.

Are you kidding me?

I... I, you know,

I wanna eat this gloop every day for the rest of my life.

I wanna make a commitment to this gloop

in front of my community.

Its flaws are beautiful to me. I love it.

Eternally.

- [groans] - [groans]

[groans]

You're in so much trouble for lying to me.

[groans] Don't be too hard on them, Mar.

- Not them. You. - [? dramatic music playing]

Uh, what was that?

You're lying through your teeth.

Huh. How do you know?

Well, I don't. Not yet.

We'll sort this all out right now.

[all gasp]

What ?

[? intense music playing]

Give it up, Kiff.

This lie detector has caught us all at one point.

Kiff, you don't have to do this.

Do what? Enjoy this delicious food?

I want to.

- Is your name Kiff Chatterley? - Yes.

Do you hate Chubbles Wubbington?

- No. - Are you crazy ticklish?

Yes.

We have our baseline. You may now try the glooperole.

[? suspenseful music playing]

Yum.

[? dramatic music playing]

[sobs] Yes, okay.

[inhales deeply] I hate Glooperole!

I! Do! Not! Like! It! [sobs] I'm so sorry!

[Mary] Well, I...

don't like it either.

[all yell] What?

I don't. It's terrible.

I only make it

because you kids say you love it.

I guess it's one of those Abilene paradoxes.

Is that what you call it?

Okay, Mom, I need to be held.

This is the fifth time this has happened today,

and I... I just kinda feel...

just something's happening. Please hold me.

I'm relieved I don't have to make it again.

It's a lot of groceries.

I just wish you'd told me sooner.

[paper crackling]

Pee-ew, this place stinks like charred glooperole.

Who wants to go to Saddles?

- No, I hate Saddles! - [gasps]

Just kidding. [chuckles]

[? theme music playing]

[? theme music concludes]

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