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[Mary] Brought to you
by Carl's Big Bucket
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of Cottage Cheese.
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Cottage cheese? Yes, please.
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[food crackling]
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Phew! Thanks for setting
the table, Kiff.
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Happy to.
Okay, setting the table.
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First comes the fork.
F for first. F for fork.
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Next is knife. N for next.
N for knife, sort of.
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And lastly, the spoon.
There's no word for last
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that starts with an S,
which is sad.
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S for sad. S for spoon.
[chuckles]
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We only need spoons,
though, love.
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You got it, boss.
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We only need spoons
because we're having
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my world-famous
crunchy cheesy glooperole.
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[all] Yeah!
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- [? upbeat music playing]
- There are no words
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to describe it.
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You've never had
anything like it.
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One bite will change your life.
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? Crunchy cheesy glooperole! ?
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? Crunchy cheesy glooperole!
Crunchy cheesy glooperole! ?
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? Crunchy cheesy glooperole! ?
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This has been in my family
for jennies.
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It's an honor to uphold
our culinary tradition.
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[laughs] You had me at
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- glooperole.
- Glooperole!
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[? enchanting music playing]
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[chanting] We gloop, we gloop,
we gloop together.
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We gloop tonight,
we gloop forever.
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This is so cool!
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It's pretty special, huh?
Now dig in, Kiff.
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I gave you a huge piece
for setting the table.
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[? epic music playing]
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[? music fades]
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Right?
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[gulps loudly]
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Wow. What kinda cheese is that?
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Cottage. Cottage cheese.
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Oh, and it's, uh, piping hot.
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Yep, it's even lumpier
when heated.
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Oh, I knew you'd love it.
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[? uneasy music playing]
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[? unsettling music playing]
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[Kiff]
What do I do? I can't eat this.
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Well, tell Mary
you don't like it.
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Aw, that'll crush her.
You're right.
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Plug your nose
and eat real fast.
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I can't, I'll chuck.
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Well, then tell her
you ate already!
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What? When?
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I know what I'll do.
I'm leaving. Bye. I'm leaving.
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No, no, no, no.
That's not gonna work. [groans]
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[? tense music playing,
fades]
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Kiff, you finished first.
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Oh, Mary, that was incredible.
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Best food I've ever put
in my mouth.
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Let's get you some more then.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, Kiff, you're so lucky.
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Oh, Barry, we can share it.
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Barry, don't take advantage
of Kiff's good nature.
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And a bonus for generosity.
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No, I wasn't- I-
That wasn't being generous,
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Double bonus for humility.
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[cell phone camera clicks]
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[Kiff] Help.
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- [spits]
- [? tense music playing, fades]
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[Kiff] Well, that takes care
of the gloop in my mouth,
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but what about all this?
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I know.
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I'll try several attempts set
to music.
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- That should do it.
- [? playful music playing]
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- Do you have any ketchup?
- Already in there. Six cups.
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Mm.
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- I can do the dishes.
- No need! The plates are edible.
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That's the crunch.
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Mm.
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Oh, no!
Well, my gloop's gone cold.
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Table torch.
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Mm.
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[exclaims] Bit my cheek.
[chuckles] Too painful.
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- Can't eat anymore.
- The mint gravy will numb it.
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Gonna gloop alfresco, then.
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We're gloopen free.
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- [groans]
- [? music fades]
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Can I eat my gloop
in front of the bathroom mirror?
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I just wanna see
the joy on my face.
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What a sweet child.
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[? uneasy music playing]
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All right, gloop, bon voyage.
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[toilet gurgling]
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[? tense music playing]
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[Barry] Kiff!
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I am so disappointed!
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Barry! I can explain!
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I am so disappointed...
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that you didn't tell me
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that you also
don't like glooperole.
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- [? music fades]
- [gasps] Also?
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Not liking glooperole
is my biggest secret.
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I've never even said this
out loud before.
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We can't tell the others.
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You have my word.
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Thank you, Kiff.
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So, uh, what do you do
with your gloop?
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It's a locket
I keep in my pocket.
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This little guy can pack
two point five plates of gloop.
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That's a lot of gloop.
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Then I dump it
in my dump bucket.
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[Glooperole squelching]
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- [door opening]
- [Terri gasps sharply]
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I can't believe you two...
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[both] No, we can explain!
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...also don't like glooperole.
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- [gasps]
- [gasps] I'm sorry, what?
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And that's where
I dump my gloop!
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[door opening]
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- [? tense music playing]
- [gasps]
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- [all gasp]
- I'm telling mom
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that the three of you
hate her glooperole,
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and only the three of you,
and not me...
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[all] We can explain!
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...is what I would say,
if I liked glooperole...
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- which I don't.
- [door opening]
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[all] We can explain!
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[? whimsical music playing]
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[all laugh]
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It's a classic Abilene paradox.
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It's a real thing.
Look it up, why don't ya?
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[all laugh]
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But we didn't solve the problem.
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We just realized we all
have the same problem.
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- [door opening]
- [? dramatic music playing]
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I heard you all
loudly celebrating,
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so I made another batch
of glooperole.
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Follow me,
my little glooperolinas.
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[laughs]
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We're not eating that gloop.
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We're gonna march in
and tell mom that we hate it!
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- Yeah! Safety in numbers!
- [? percussive music playing]
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[kisses]
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I'm ready.
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[? percussive music continues]
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Mom, we hate glooperole.
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We always have. We always will.
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It's true, Mom. Even Kiff.
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[gasps] Really? Even Kiff?
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I... [groans]
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[? sensational choral
music playing]
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[? unsettling music playing]
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[groaning fearfully]
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[? sensational choral
music playing]
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- [? unsettling music playing]
- [clock ticking]
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[? sensational choral
music playing]
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[? unsettling music playing]
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[? sensational choral
music playing]
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[? unsettling music crescendos]
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[? sensational choral
music playing]
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[? unsettling music playing]
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[? music fades]
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I don't know what you guys
are talking about.
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I love glooperole.
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[all gasp]
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I think it's delicious.
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What are you doing?
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[? playful music playing]
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It's one of
the most delicious dishes
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I've ever had, Barry.
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It's so good, I wanna marry it.
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Are you kidding me?
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I... I, you know,
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I wanna eat this gloop every day
for the rest of my life.
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I wanna make a commitment
to this gloop
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in front of my community.
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Its flaws are beautiful to me.
I love it.
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Eternally.
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- [groans]
- [groans]
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[groans]
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You're in so much trouble
for lying to me.
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[groans]
Don't be too hard on them, Mar.
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- Not them. You.
- [? dramatic music playing]
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Uh, what was that?
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You're lying through your teeth.
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Huh. How do you know?
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Well, I don't. Not yet.
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We'll sort this all out
right now.
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[all gasp]
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What ?
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[? intense music playing]
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Give it up, Kiff.
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This lie detector
has caught us all at one point.
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Kiff, you don't have to do this.
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Do what?
Enjoy this delicious food?
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I want to.
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- Is your name Kiff Chatterley?
- Yes.
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Do you hate Chubbles Wubbington?
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- No.
- Are you crazy ticklish?
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Yes.
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We have our baseline.
You may now try the glooperole.
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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Yum.
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[sobs] Yes, okay.
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[inhales deeply]
I hate Glooperole!
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I! Do! Not! Like! It! [sobs]
I'm so sorry!
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[Mary] Well, I...
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don't like it either.
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[all yell] What?
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I don't. It's terrible.
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I only make it
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because you kids say
you love it.
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I guess it's one
of those Abilene paradoxes.
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Is that what you call it?
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Okay, Mom, I need to be held.
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This is the fifth time
this has happened today,
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and I... I just kinda feel...
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just something's happening.
Please hold me.
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I'm relieved
I don't have to make it again.
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It's a lot of groceries.
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I just wish
you'd told me sooner.
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[paper crackling]
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Pee-ew, this place stinks
like charred glooperole.
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Who wants to go to Saddles?
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- No, I hate Saddles!
- [gasps]
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Just kidding. [chuckles]
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[? theme music playing]
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[? theme music concludes]
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