Original subtitles

CHIANG MAI

Shit.

Okay, time is almost up.

You guys can hand in your paper now.

For those who are not finished yet, you only have 30 minutes left.

MAITREE

NAMPU

MAITREE SUKSAMRANRAKMAK

NAMPU JONGRAK

Hey.

Next time, I'll give you a head start.

Such a smart ass.

I'm handsome as well.

Look, dickhead.

It took me ten seconds

to write my name.

Come on.

Then tell your dad to change your surname before the next semester,

so that we'll be even.

I don't think so.

My last name

is most wanted by a lot of girls.

-School is out! -School is out!

Hey.

Do you think they will get crazy over us?

I'm afraid our eardrums will get ruptured.

Hey, take this.

Do I look cool?

The next performance is from

the Grade 9 representatives!

Please welcome this duo, Pu and Mai!

FAREWELL PARTY FOR GRADE 12

Hello, my dear girl

I'm a real man now

Many girls are chasing me around

And want to make me their boyfriend

When I first met you a few years ago

I was still young and naughty

I loved you, but only as a sister

You also loved me like a brother

My dear girl

My love for you now blooms like a flower

I'll love you forever

I don't want to be your brother any longer

Don't cry.

The school isn't going anywhere.

Please come back to visit us sometimes.

It's my turn!

Well, Tik.

Can I have your number

so we can still talk sometimes?

It's 086...

117...

5139.

Stay strong.

Take care of yourself too.

She smells nice. Really nice!

Tik.

BANGKOK

Look at this queer.

-Why? -What's with his nipples?

-There is white stuff all over. -Gosh, it's the powder

Hey, this is epic!

Kwan and Ann are super adorable.

Hey, look at this one.

-Hey. -Bo and Cee are even prettier.

Do they have any idea

that we worship them this much?

"If you love someone,

say it.

Say it out loud right away,

or else you'll lose your chance."

Shit, this is striking.

GOODBYE, SENIORS

Hey, Joe!

I have an after-exam project tonight. Are you interested?

What project?

Go clubbing with me.

Hey, are you guys coming?

-Yes! -Yes!

Well, well. You boys are so easy to get.

I'm not though.

Hey, what's up?

-Oh, you're here. -Hey.

Hey, Joe. When did you get here?

Hello, Cee.

Since I met you

Dreams and reality

All appear before my eyes

I want to stop the time

The second you walked into my life

You made someone who was worn out

To be brave enough open his heart

Stop, I want to stop this life

And spend it with this person

I don't care if others are nice

Stop the love, so I can rest my heart

To only be with you

What's wrong with you, Joe?

I'm in love.

Who's that lucky girl?

-Cee? -Cee?

Cee is not easy.

What are you looking at?

You're late.

Hey.

A romantic movie again?

-Yes. -I'm sick of it. Let's see this one.

-Come here. -Which movie is it?

It's more interesting. See?

The actress is super adorable.

-You really have the hots -That hurts.

for Japanese cuties.

Sorry, this one will screen next Thursday.

Hey.

We can come and see it together next Thursday.

-No. -Please.

Such a chicken.

Look, who's talking?

Titi!

-O-Lek. -O-Lek.

I'm sorry.

Titi!

Oh, it's you.

I haven't seen you in ages.

I was busy with the exam and I was afraid

I'd lose my focus if I come to your store.

Here you go.

It's the soundtrack from Titi's new movie.

Oh, my god!

I just saw the film.

I love it.

Can you sell it to me for 400 baht?

Half-price stuff is over there.

Those are Class B goods.

Please give me a discount.

If Titi has a concert here,

he'll definitely sing this song.

I can practice singing with this first.

Are you nuts?

This is the original copy.

I guarantee there are only ten copies in Thailand.

Eight hundred baht it is.

Can I ask a favor then?

Four persons, please.

Titi.

How do you feel about coming to Thailand for the first time?

Who says it's his first time?

He's been to Koh Samui and Samet.

Oh, Samet.

What do you like the most in Thailand?

Well, it's the nature

and the beautiful sea.

What about Thai food?

What's your favorite Thai dish?

I like chicken curry, tamarind paste, and tom yum goong.

For dessert,

it's durian and sticky rice.

The durian needs to have a strong smell.

Hey, O-Lek.

I'm interviewing Titi,

not you.

I see.

But how can he understand what you are saying

if you ask him in Thai?

Dummy!

I think our next scoop will make you happy, Am.

-Yes. -It's the scoop

-about a Taiwanese artist. -Yes, that's right.

It's Titi or Li Jin-jia.

He's currently the male lead of a famous Taiwanese movie.

Very famous.

He'll have a full-scale concert for the first time in Thailand soon.

I really like that song.

-Will it be sung in the concert too? -Yes, of course.

-If you are one of his fans, -Yes.

or if you loved this movie,

-Yes. -you definitely shouldn't miss it.

Please hurry up and book the tickets. It's nearly sold out.

I'm sorry, Titi.

Now, you've learned to bring a man home?

You're petty.

Please don't look, Titi.

Hey, Jessy.

Is your friend an intern or a fashion model?

She's overdressed.

Idiot.

Hey, Jessy.

You look very lovely.

Really, you look so lovely

and sporty too.

Wow.

You have your float ready.

You can jump right in when you arrive.

Stop it.

Hey.

Don't just chat with the fishermen once you get to Trang.

Miss me sometimes.

You have to call me too.

See you on the 12th.

Why the 12th?

Tell me.

-Well... -Why?

Well...

That's it.

Hurry, why the 12th?

The train is leaving. I'm off.

Hey.

Bye.

Nuan.

Can I ask you something?

Why the 12th?

It was our first date.

So

what did you guys do on the first date?

Well,

nothing much.

We only went for dinner,

and then went home to watch O-Negative.

Why O-Negative?

Hey, Kung.

I'm a free man now.

Do you want to play soccer tonight?

Hey, is the thing I ordered ready yet?

-Hey. -Hey.

Hey.

Quickly.

You're slow.

Damn.

-I'm exhausted. -Me too.

I'm done.

Here you go.

I've made copies for you.

-You can feast on them for a month. -Hey.

This is awesome, Kung.

-Wow. -Wait.

Don't get too excited yet.

Here you go.

-This is the original copy from Japan. -Hey.

Hey.

It's Sora, your Hand-party Angel.

It's the Thin version.

Gosh, Kung.

What do you mean by the "Thin" version?

It means the mosaics are not thick.

You can see through them like this.

Gosh, Kung.

See?

Hey, shall we hit Y50?

-Hey. -Hey.

Your girlfriend is away.

You have to go.

You're off duty now.

Go! Let's go tonight!

Trust me.

-Hey. -Come on.

Are you guys going clubbing again?

What the hell are you doing there every night?

Don't you have girlfriends to care for?

I have no idea what's so fun about it.

They keep playing the same songs over and over again.

I want to throw up when I listen to them.

I'm sick of it!

I MISTOOK SOMEONE FOR YOU TODAY.

SHE'S NOT AS CUTE AS YOU THOUGH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT?

WE DON'T REALLY SEE EACH OTHER SINCE IT'S SUMMER BREAK.

Hello.

Is that Cee?

What are you doing?

I'm taking a dump.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Have you eaten?

Yes, I went with Kookkik and Bozo. I'm stuffed.

Really?

What did you eat?

I had sticky rice, papaya salad,

crispy fish salad, grilled pork

and...

some vegetables.

The rice will make your shit sticky.

Idiot.

So

why are you calling me?

Do you want to go see a movie tomorrow?

Here she is.

Look at that jerk.

He is surely asking for trouble.

Yes.

He's messing with our girl.

Let's teach him a lesson.

Hey, are you here to see me off?

-Yes. -Yes.

-Come visit us often. -Come visit us often.

Sure.

-Hello, Berm. -Hello, Berm.

I have to get going.

He's lucky.

I'm not in the mood for trouble today.

They look good together,

a beauty and a pit bull.

What a waste.

-That hurts! -That hurts!

Sorry, I stepped on your foot!

Sorry, I stepped on your foot!

Are you Pu and Mai?

Yes.

Who are you?

She must be our fan.

It's tough luck for good-looking guys.

I wish we were less handsome.

Can't you guys remember me?

-The Hippo girl! -The Hippo girl!

Oh, dear!

Tone down your voice.

I'm no longer the Hippo girl.

It's been only a couple of years that we haven't seen each other,

but you guys don't recognize me anymore.

Now, we do.

You guys still can't call my name properly.

Yes, Mom.

I'm going now.

I've got to go.

Drop by the café sometimes.

-Nana! -Nana!

Can you remember my name now?

-Your napkin. -Your napkin.

Oh, my god!

"Drop by the café sometimes."

She's your type, not mine.

Don't dump it on me.

You go for her. Your house is closer.

Damn.

Hey, Joe.

Where are the others?

Well...

They can't make it.

Hey, Cee. Let's go inside.

The movie is starting soon.

What should I do? I'm almost 20,

but nobody ever hits on me.

Nobody ever hits on me either.

You don't have to do anything.

It won't be so hard for you.

If you were less shy,

and if a woman got to know you well, she would definitely like you.

I guarantee.

Gosh, just confess.

Why aren't there subtitles?

Cee, should we go grab something to eat?

The goasted goose with rice sold over there is really good.

I need to go and have dinner with my family today.

Hey, it's really good.

I really need to have dinner with my family.

Really?

Did you like the movie?

It was kind of fun.

Really? If you like this kind of movie,

I'll lend you a DVD next time

There is one movie called Circle of Friends.

I think you'll like it.

Excuse me.

In the movie Remember I Love You,

for the part when the guy sings a song

and the girl begins to sob,

can you put subtitles for the song lyrics?

If there is none, then those who don't know Chinese won't understand it.

We have a quota for 20 students this month.

You have to queue up for an interview

and tell us why you want to study.

CHINESE LANGUAGE SCHOOL

I do business with Chinese clients.

I just got a job in Taiwan.

I am going to study in Beijing.

I have the intention to improve my academic skill.

I like Titi,

and I want to really connect with him at his concert.

Hello, everyone.

-Hello, sir. -Hello, sir.

Let's start with simple vocabularies for today.

Please practice writing these characters on the blackboard

for ten times each.

Pronounce the characters as you write them.

For example,

Gan.

This character reads as gan,

which means liver.

This is xin.

It means heart.

Xin

means heart.

Xin

means heart.

Xin

means heart.

Hey.

Where are you going?

I'm going to my grandma's.

What about you?

Well,

I'm going to buy things for my mom.

I'm going to go now.

The items will be sold out.

My mom would give me hell.

See you.

Hey.

Your grandma's house is that way, isn't it?

Right, it is.

You distracted me.

Hey.

What are you doing here?

I thought you're going to your grandma's.

Did your grandma move here?

What about you? What are you doing here?

I thought you're off to buy things for your mom.

There is no supermarket around here.

My mom wants a cup of coffee. Can't she do that?

My grandma is not home,

so I'm looking for her.

She might be here.

I'm going out. I'll be back soon.

Take good care of the shop.

-Good morning, Ms. Malee. -Good morning, Ms. Malee.

What are you guys competing for again?

I don't normally see you two around.

What brings you here today?

I don't have any gold stars to hand out.

Greetings.

He meant "hello."

You guys still get along well.

I'm so glad to see you two. I haven't seen anyone from our school in ages.

What about your new school?

-Well... -Do you have a boyfriend?

Holy crap!

Hey,

it was just a simple question.

Why did you have to curse?

Who told you to ask that question?

No, I don't.

Bangkok boys

only have meat.

That's because they have no guts.

Such a bad joke.

What are you guys having? Do you want to order now?

Iced tea for me.

What about you, Mai?

Anything, as long as you aren't cold at me.

Okay.

I'll order it for you.

Hey, Nana.

How long are you going to stay here?

Well...

Maybe it's until you guys get sick of me.

Really?

Well, get ready to stay here for the rest of your life then.

You're exaggerating.

I have to go back when the new semester starts.

That's bad.

I don't want it to start.

I want you to stay and be our inspiration.

Yuck.

-Hey, Nana. -Hey, Nana.

-Can I have your number? -Can I have your number?

I'll be here for a while.

You can always come here to see me.

I won't see your face if we talk on the phone.

Do you have something to confess?

What about you?

You go first.

No, you first.

Did the two boys leave already?

They just left.

Wow.

I didn't know you're pretty popular.

Come on, we're just friends.

Hey.

Whose money is this?

-You say it. -You first.

-No, you. -No, you.

-No, you. -You.

Whoever says it first wins.

-I like Nana. -I like Nana.

-Asshole! -Asshole!

What now?

I'm going to make a move on her.

Hey.

Did I think that out loud?

However, this time,

I want to go alone.

Hey.

Did I think that out loud too?

Let's do this like real men.

Let's take turns.

You take the even days.

I'll take the odd days.

Deal.

Whoever gets Nana's number first...

wins.

Hey.

Why did you become a bar hostess?

Why not? I'm beautiful.

Well.

Five hundred baht then.

Are you serious?

Of course.

Come on.

That's too low.

I'll be done in a few seconds.

Come on.

Kung, look at 10 o'clock.

-At 10 o'clock? -At 10 o'clock.

There's nothing.

Where are you looking at?

At 10 o'clock.

-At mine. -Yours?

Do you see?

Wow, damn Japanese.

She's exactly your type.

You have to go for her.

What about you?

Don't worry. I've got mine.

Saiyard.

Saiyard is also here today.

-Where is she? -At the table next to us.

Shit, I saw her.

She's really unique.

-You can't find her anywhere else. -Do you see her?

Go for her, Kung.

Do it.

What about you?

We're splitting now.

I'm not really up for it.

You guys have fun. Please take care of my friend.

Hey.

Kung.

Is this Nuan?

Yes.

Listen.

I'm still in love with someone

I have feelings for her

Nothing will change

Even as time passes by

I won't care about anyone else

Even if someone points a gun at my head

I'll still love you even when I'm dead

You are the only one who has my heart

I'll get it.

Hey, Joe.

Hello, Cee.

Who's that?

TELL HER IT'S THE FRUIT VENDOR.

It's the fruit vendor, Mom.

I see. Do sellers ring the bell now?

Tell him we don't want any.

I have delicious fruits for you.

I REALIZED DURING THE SUMMER BREAK

Freshly picked from the farm.

Wow, the apples look good and yummy.

The papayas are also juicy.

THAT THE PRETTIEST GIRLS AREN'T "THEM,"

Wow, they're so big. How are they?

Tamarin and star gooseberries would make pregnant women drool.

BUT HER.

They're super sour.

Fresh from the farm.

Rambutan, mangosteen, and wow, sapodilla.

There are variety of fresh fruits.

Coconut and pomelo are big.

I'M JUST KIDDING.

I know you can't resist them,

these big fruits.

WHAT I REALLY MEAN TO SAY IS

Hang on a second.

Yahoo.

THAT I HAVE CLOSE A FRIEND

WHO IS LIVELY

AND VERY CUTE.

NOW, I'VE STARTED TO FALL FOR HER.

Joe.

Don't do this.

I don't think it's going to work.

MARCH 22, 2008

Hey, Pu.

Greetings.

Where's your interpreter today?

Hey. Do you mean Mai?

He's got many girls.

Right now,

he must be having fun with his girlfriend.

Oh, really?

Well...

Can you give the change to Mai?

Let's give it to him tomorrow.

Okay.

Give it to me. I'll give it to him for you.

Hey, Nana.

Do you want to go see Chiang Mai bear?

You won't see it anywhere

in Bangkok.

Which one?

There it is,

the bear I told you about.

Where is it?

Can you see it?

It's a panda.

That's a giant panda.

That's a monkey.

This is a bird.

A bird?

A lovebird.

Look at those wings.

What about them?

Wings of desire.

You're nuts!

Nana.

Look at that jerk.

He looks like a thief.

Is he going to bomb this zoo?

What number should we dial to call the police?

It's 911.

I see.

What about Pizza Hut's number?

It's 1150.

What if

I want to call you?

Try calling 1133.

I think this is why

there's no signal around here.

No signal?

Mine is full.

I mean love signal.

Who are you looking for, kid?

I'm looking for a loser.

Don't tell me

that you've got her number already?

Here.

It's yours.

There's more than one even day.

I'm giving you a head start today.

Mom, I really can't let this happen.

Mom.

What kind of drink lives on a tree?

Let me watch the soap first.

Mom, you're such a bore.

Fine.

Tiger Beer.

Wrong!

It's a Cola Bear.

It lives on a tree!

MARCH 23, 2008

Hey, Mai.

Can I hit on you?

Holy smoke!

Aren't we going to invite Pu too?

That bugger?

He's got many girls.

He must be with them right now.

Oh, really?

Also, this bike can take

only one passenger.

I normally don't let people ride on it.

It's reserved only for a special girl.

Ride carefully.

Don't let me get thrown off.

Hold me tight then.

To be sure,

you can just hug me.

I'm still single.

NANA-MAI 23 MARCH 2008

Let's do karaoke together next time.

Do you think it's okay

for us to be alone in such a dark room?

You have to think about your reputation.

Hey, Nana.

If you want my number, give me yours, then I'll ring you.

What?

Since when did I want your number?

I think I heard your heart asking for it.

Fine.

Give me your phone.

Here you go.

Can I call you every day?

I've got a husband and a kid!

What the hell?

Who is this old hag?

Hey, Mai!

Hey.

I need to have her mother's number first.

You know that I always respect the elders.

Such a smart-ass.

Oh, Nana.

Nana.

Don't answer any calls from numbers you don't know.

There are perverts out there.

I never gave my number to strangers,

but those perverts still got me.

I'm not a drinker,

but since a girl broke your heart today,

let's get drunk!

-Bottoms up! -Bottoms up!

As an expert who's been through thick and thin in romance,

trust me.

The world is full of women who are prettier than her.

-Bottoms up! -Bottoms up!

I wouldn't give a rat's ass over that girl. She's got no boobs.

Bottoms up!

Where there's love,

you can count on a fag.

-Bottoms up! -Bottoms up!

Don't get heartbroken too often,

or we'll spend a fortune on whiskey.

-Bottoms up! -Bottoms up!

This magic glass

keeps refilling itself.

Whiskey is bad for your health, my friend.

Happy Hurt Day to you.

For Joe, the rejected lover.

Drink up!

-Bottoms up! -Bottoms up!

-Bottoms up! -Bottoms up!

Watch out.

I'm the loser.

I'm not the chosen one!

I told you not to get drunk.

Yes.

Just spew your heart out.

Not just your heart, my man.

Spew your heart and guts out, so that you can forget her.

Shit, I don't want to see his guts.

I LOVE YOU.

The simple sentence we always hear is

"wo ai ni,"

which means "I love you."

If you want to turn it into a question,

add the word ma at the end.

Ma is equivalent to a question mark.

If you want to ask "Do you love me?,"

how do you say it?

Ni ai wo ma.

Very good!

-Wo ai ni. I love you. -Wo ai ni. I love you.

Wo ai baba.

-"Wo ai baba." I love Dad. -"Wo ai baba." I love Dad.

Wo ai mama.

-"Wo ai mama." I love Mom. -"Wo ai mama." I love Mom.

Wo ai yeye.

-"Wo ai yeye." I love Grandpa. -"Wo ai yeye." I love Grandpa.

Wo ai nainai.

-"Wo ai nainai." I love Grandma. -"Wo ai nainai." I love Grandma.

Wo ai waikong.

-"Wo ai waikong." I love Grandfather. -"Wo ai waikong." I love Grandfather.

Wo ai waipo.

-"Wo ai waipo." I love Grandmother. -"Wo ai waipo." I love Grandmother.

-Wo ai baba. I love Dad. -Wo ai baba. I love Dad.

-Wo ai mama. I love Mom. -Wo ai mama. I love Mom.

-Wo ai yeye. I love Grandpa. -Wo ai yeye. I love Grandpa.

-Wo ai nainai . I love Grandma. -Wo ai nainai . I love Grandma.

-Wo ai waikong. I love Grandfather. -Wo ai waikong. I love Grandfather.

-Wo ai waipo. I love Grandmother. -Wo ai waipo. I love Grandmother.

Wo ai ni. I love you.

I LOVE YOU

ON APRIL 13, I WILL FINALLY MEET TITI!

REFRIGERATOR

I love the refrigerator.

I love the stairs.

STAIRS

I love the lamp.

LAMP

I love Grandpa. I love Grandma.

I love Dad. I love Mom.

I love...

a trash bin.

I love you.

Excuse me.

Could you take a photo of us?

Hang on!

Could I borrow a flashlight?

Ready, one, two, three.

Thank you.

What did you do?

I'll send it you via MMS.

Can I have your number?

Holy cow!

HURRY UP, I'LL GO FOR A KILL NEXT TIME, MAI.

What are you doing?

Well...

Well...

I...

I...

What?

I want to...

I want to hold your hand. Can I?

Don't be funny.

Nana.

What now?

Which guy gave you a band-aid?

No one.

My mom put it on for me.

FROM PU: CHEATER! YOU STOLE MY BAND-AID IDEA!

Do you own the right for that?

You prick! Wait for my turn!

MARCH 31, APRIL 1, APRIL 2

APRIL 3, APRIL 4, APRIL 5

Is your mother

in good health?

Gan.

Ni de gan you wenti ma?

Is your liver in good health?

Grandma.

We're leaving.

What's this? It looks good.

Please stop talking and put in the bag.

NONGMON MARKET GOODS

SOUVENIRS FOR YOUR LOVED ONES

SOUVENIRS FOR YOUR LOVED ONES

-The diver. -Yes, should we go diving?

I'm done.

-I can't do it. -I just asked to do it.

JOE

JOE

Where are you now?

This color is nice.

Hey, look. The ring is pretty.

-It is. -Look.

It's pretty.

-It smells good. -Oh, nice.

Yes.

-Nice? Which one? -This one.

-Yes, it is. -Hey, this one is for eyebrow.

-Really? -Let me see.

-Look. -Let me see.

Hey, Cee.

I bought you some Bamboo Coconut Rice. This is from the best shop.

What the hell, Joe. I don't want it.

It's nothing.

I've bought it for you.

I told you I won't take it. I don't want it.

Hey, S is throwing a party at Y50.

What time are you going?

I don't think I can make it. I'm busy.

What?

You're not free to get drunk with us?

Why are you so fucking busy?

I'm going to Trang.

What?

I thought you're going tomorrow.

I see.

You miss your girlfriend, right?

Just a little.

Kung, you asshole.

Guess who I'm with?

Shit! It's a Japanese girl.

She's really fair

and sexy.

She's like the AV star.

Shit! She's better than Sora.

Yes.

Gosh, she is so doable!

Hey, I'll talk to you later.

Arigatou gozaimasu.

Thank you very much.

You know how to speak Thai?

It's delicious.

-"Delicious?" -Yes.

Pad Thai.

"Pad Thai."

-Delicious? -Yes.

Look, you got goosebumps.

You got goosebumps.

I see.

Aoi.

It's Aoi.

-"Aoi." -Yes.

-Aoi. -"Aoi."

Yes, Aoi.

Well...

Well...

What are you doing?

Well...

No, I'm doing nothing.

I'm just at home.

I miss you.

Enough of your sweet-talk.

Why is it so noisy at your house?

Oh, I guess it's the sound from the TV.

Have you finished packing?

There is no hurry. I can do it tomorrow.

That's so like you.

You're going to miss the train.

Nuan, I have to go take a dump.

I'lll talk to you later.

Hey, it's all right.

I'm hanging up.

I also have to start the show now.

Okay, I'll talk to you later.

Aoi.

Pha-ngan Island.

What?

Pha-ngan Island.

Oh, Pha-ngan.

-"Pha-ngan." -Pha-ngan.

Mama ai ni ma?

Does your mom love you?

-Mama ai wo. -Mama ai wo.

-Mom loves me. -Mom loves me.

Ni de mama shenti hao ma?

Is your mom in good health?

-Wo de mama shenti hen hao. -Wo de mama shenti hen hao.

-My mom is healthy. -My mom is healthy.

Ni de gan you wenti ma?

Is your liver in good health?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

-Hello. -What?

I'm not Chinese. I'm Korean.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Your...

Your...

Your mom...

Titi!

Titi.

Keep the change.

I've got an update, which I feel

-sad about. -What?

I have to inform the audience

-something about Titi, -Yes.

-Okay. -also known as Li Jin-jia,

-the Taiwanese singer -What about him?

who we have been waiting for.

Unfortunately, he has cancelled his concert abruptly.

-He told the media -That's a sad news.

there was a disagreement of terms on the contract

between his Taiwanese agency

and the Thai organizer.

-It's such a shame. -Indeed.

I don't know if he'll still consider holding a concert here.

I think his fan clubs are all very sad right now.

-It's all right. -Yes.

We have to continue waiting. He might come back later.

APRIL 7, APRIL 8, APRIL 9, APRIL 10

APRIL 11, APRIL 12

ON APRIL 13, I WILL FINALLY MEET TITI!

Your sister's condition is critical.

She put up an exhibit in her bedroom.

Yes, an exhibit.

-Wow. -Wow.

-Hey. -Hey, wait.

You can't go in there. That's China. Come back.

-You don't have a visa. -Hey.

Wow, she looks like a circus clown.

-Hey, Ae. -What is it?

I think your sister is crazy.

You should take her

to an acupuncturist.

Also, let the doctor dissect her brain, so that we'll know what she's thinking.

We'll see Titi inside her brain.

Titi's wife wouldn't love him as much as your sister.

You're right.

Hey, Ae.

If your sister could fly...

Ae.

I've got to go. I have something to do.

Me too.

Hey.

I'll walk you out.

Ae, you asshole.

Why didn't you tell us your sister is at home?

Yes.

She's got us spooked.

-Yes. -Just get your ass out quickly.

Ta, you were so rude. Do you know that?

Can we come here again?

I'm afraid of her.

Shit.

We're done.

Hello.

I...

You love Mom.

Does Mom love you?

Is your mom

in good health?

You love Mom

Does your mom love you?

Is your heart in good health?

Is your liver in good health?

Is your liver in good health?

TO: LI JIN-JIA (TITI)

NO 109, LANE 600, WUXING STREET, XINYI DISTRICT TAIPEI 11048

OTHER PLACES

Kung, you asshole.

Guess where I am.

I'm on Pha-ngan Island.

What the hell are you doing there?

Isn't Nuan at Trang?

The Japanese girl invited me to the Full Moon Party.

Don't tell me you got off the train with her.

Gosh, and...

there is only one room available,

so you have to share a room with her.

The bed is small and cramped.

Not so fast, Kung!

What are you waiting for? It's the moment!

Just press record on the camera,

then send me the clip.

Hey, Hern.

I got a call from a fan this morning,

saying he likes my program very much.

When I said I like to eat BBQ pork sticks,

he said there are good ones around his house,

-so he'll buy-- -Hey, Nuan.

I'll call you back. Something came up.

Hey, geek.

What's wrong with you?

Why didn't you answer the call?

Which classes are you going to take?

Let me copy.

Joe, don't tell me

you're going to make a birthday card for Cee.

Shit.

No.

I'm just doing it for fun.

Hey.

Tonight,

Cee will throw a birthday party at Y50.

She asked me to invite you.

Nana, have you packed your things?

You're leaving in a few days.

Have you packed your things?

I'll do it later.

Nana.

Choose one.

Are you going to watch TV or listen to the music?

You said you would call me back.

I'm so sorry. What's up?

Where are you now?

Well,

I'm halfway there.

Why is it so quiet on the train?

It's been running all day, so it got tired.

It made a stop to take a rest.

Hey, two chicken skewers, please.

For whom is the other one for?

Never mind. Just one.

Don't let me find out.

How are you doing?

Do you already have many fans?

-So many fans. -Really?

Are there any fishermen hitting on you?

Yes.

Dark, tall, hairy, and handsome.

They smell like fish. It's sexy.

-Hey. -What?

Do you miss me?

Of course.

I miss you all the time.

I'm missing you right now.

Yes.

I miss you too.

We've not seen each other for many days now.

I wish you were here with me now.

Are you tired from travelling?

Don't forget to eat, okay?

Nuan, don't you have to be on air?

No.

My show is on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

Hey, Hern.

The people here are so kind.

I hardly have to spend any money.

The other day, I went to a roasted pork shop.

When they realized that I was an intern DJ,

they didn't charge me anything.

Really?

I got a lot of food for free.

I've gained so much weight now.

My face has expanded.

I have to go on diet soon.

Nine! Eight!

Seven! Six! Five!

Four! Three! Two! One!

Happy birthday to Cee

and the others who were born on this date.

We'll sign off with this song.

Let's sing it together!

Cee is a real knockout today.

Where's Joe?

Hey, please make some noise

and help each other!

Come on.

This is awesome!

Victory Monument. Please step in.

Sit down, ma'am. Victory Monument, right?

Please go inside. There are more empty seats at the back.

-Wait, I'll make it for sure. -Come in.

There are seats available. Sit down first, ma'am.

Please come in.

Please come inside.

Hey, last night,

it was so much fun. I didn't sleep a wink!

-It was wild. -Yes.

-Hey, Cee. -Fun.

-Wait up. -Hey.

-You're late. -Yes.

Happy birthday, Cee.

-Hello. -Hey, dude.

-Hello, Gae. -Gae.

-Hey, what's up? -Why didn't you come last night?

It was a bash!

-It was wild. -You missed it.

-You totally missed it. -I was sick.

-Come on. -You missed many good shots.

-We danced our ass off. -Really?

She was dancing on the table.

I was so drunk.

-I don't want to bring this up. -Seriously?

There were only...

-The food was good. -Yes, the cake was so good.

Who got some cake on her face?

Nana.

Do you want to go swimming?

Can you give me the float?

The ball, please.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I'm practicing diving.

Can I borrow your goggles?

Okay.

Watch the bag for me.

Can I have the ball, please?

-The ball. -Gosh.

Nana.

Take me to the middle of the pool.

Hey.

You're not going to drown.

If I drown,

you have to give me CPR.

Idiot.

Nana.

Yes?

Can I have your number?

Pu.

Let's celebrate Songkran tomorrow.

Sure.

Ask Mai to come along.

Okay.

Can you swim now?

Well,

I guess so.

Teach me again next time.

Hey, Mai. What are you doing here?

Hey.

I was going to invite you to celebrate Songkran.

Please come.

Let's go together.

See you at the park tomorrow at 10 a.m.

Promise me you'll come, okay?

-Okay. -Okay.

I'll go take a shower.

Are you cheating again?

Seriously?

How many times have you done this?

It's all right.

Next time, you don't have to try again.

I just got her number.

Okay.

Congratulations.

Pu.

What are you doing?

I didn't give it to you.

Why are you trying to steal it?

Do you remember the Band-Aid?

You lied to me too.

Where are you now? I'm still waiting.

I guess I won't make it there today, Nuan.

Oh, no.

Why?

Another train derailed and blocked the track.

Really? Are you hurt?

No, I'm fine.

Damn it.

-There are no buses running at this hour. -Let's go to party.

Is it safe around there?

Take care of yourself.

It's safe, but I'm lonely.

Invite a bedmate to keep you company.

I have someone in mind.

I'll hug the person if I have a bad dream.

Stupid.

Hern.

We've been together for three years already.

I can't believe it.

It's a pity. I thought we would be together by now.

Hey.

The full moon here is so pretty.

I wish you could see it.

Hey, I can also see it from here.

It's shining so bright,

just like you.

Yuck.

Okay.

You should go to bed.

You're tired from the trip.

See you tomorrow.

Okay.

Bye.

Nana.

I've packed your things for you.

You're going to celebrate Songkran tomorrow, right?

Yes.

NUAN

IT WAS NICE THAT SOMEONE TOOK ME AROUND DURING THIS BREAK.

HERE'S MY NUMBER.

Pu.

Pu.

The meal is ready.

Pu.

The meal is ready.

I'm not hungry, Mom.

How come you're not hungry?

You didn't eat this morning.

Are you all right? Are you sick?

I'm fine, Mom. I'm really not hungry.

Pu.

Pu.

Don't turn it on!

What? I haven't done anything.

Don't make a big fuss.

What is it?

Are you hiding from someone?

Mom.

I'm going to Lamphun

to see Grandma.

I'll be back when school opens.

Okay, take care of yourself.

Excuse me.

Can I put some powder on your face?

Do you want to go over there?

No, thank you.

I'm waiting for some friends.

It will leave in the afternoon?

Can you get me an earlier trip?

There is none.

One ticket, please.

NUAN

TRANG RADIO STATION

Just a little.

This is the workflow chart I was looking for.

-Okay. -Read it and tell me what you think.

-Sure. -I'll leave it to you.

Okay, bye.

Nuan.

I'm so tired.

Why is your office so far out?

It's in the middle of nowhere.

Are they overworking you? It's Songkran, and you're still working?

Yes.

Have you made a reservation?

-Not yet. -I knew you wouldn't.

That's why I've checked out nearby restaurants.

I've seen everything from the main road.

I think the noodle shop has delicious food.

The place that sells curry also looks good.

Do you know that when I was on the train,

besides thinking of you, I ate all the time.

I ate two Pad Thais.

Look, I'm getting fat. Look at my tummy.

Even though I'm getting fat,

many people hit on me on the train.

Too bad most of them

who tried to talk to me were gays.

Hern.

Let's break up.

Next is a song from the movie O-Negative.

It's an old song that you might have already forgotten.

Let's hear it again today.

Happy Songkran.

-O-Lek, pay your respects. -I don't feel like going back to Taiwan.

No need, just stay in Thailand.

Thank you.

Hey, come here.

If Grandpa and Grandma knew

that we came to visit them, they would be very happy.

Their grandchildren are here to visit.

Please go get some more food, O-Lek.

We'll go back to visit Mr. Song--

He's lying next to Grandpa.

Who is Mr. Song?

He's Grandpa's friend.

I see.

Is your liver

in good health?

Is your liver in good health?

-Ae. -Yes?

Who's the guy O-Lek is talking to?

Shit, that's the Taiwanese singer.

What?

He's really hot.

What's his name?

It's Titi. I'll go take some pictures.

Wait for me! Take some for me.

-Come with me then. -Let's go take some pictures.

-Come on. -Come.

I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT, DON'T LET ANYONE MESS WITH NANA.

I CAN RELY ONLY ON YOU. HAVE FUN.

I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT. TAKE CARE OF NANA FOR ME.

I'M THE LOSER. I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

You didn't go with Nana that day?

I thought she chose you.

No.

I thought she chose you.

Oh, dear!

Hey.

What are you running away from again?

Tuck your shirt in now.

-Where's Nana? -Where's Nana?

Why don't you come next year?

Here.

IT WAS NICE THAT SOMEONE TOOK ME AROUND DURING THIS BREAK.

HERE'S MY NUMBER.

-Terd, come here quickly. -Go back then.

-Hold on a second. -Okay.

What the hell did you brought? They look so lifeless.

Hey.

What's this movie?

It looks fun.

-It's Circle of Friends. -Hey.

-I've been wanting to see it. -Watch it then.

Who's the director?

Cool.

Circle of Friends.

It sounds familiar.

Hello, Cee.

Is this yours?

I thought you said

you would lend it to me.

I'm taking it, okay?

Are you guys ready?

Let's show the architects

how crazy we are!

-Shithead, I haven't seen you in ages. -Hey.

Wow, I haven't seen you for so long.

Where will you go for your faculty's outing?

-We're going to Phetchaburi. -Phetchaburi?

-Yes. -I'll go to Kanchanaburi.

That's cool.

Wow.

Are the chicks at your faculty this cute?

No.

They are from Mass Communication.

I see.

You're shocked.

-Mass Communication. -Yes.

-Really? -Many have already left.

Hey, it's already here. I got it for you.

-I'll help. -It's all right.

Come on, give it to me.

Are you going to the freshman outing?

Yes.

You look like one of them.

Nonsense.

How are you doing?

I'm okay.

I'm just hurt.

Nuan.

Well...

Actually, before our anniversary,

I was dying to see you,

so I got on the train a day earlier.

However,

I was delayed because...

I met a Japanese girl on the train.

She was very lovely

and super sexy.

I think

any guy would think the same.

I got off with her,

since I thought I would make it in time to see you.

But I didn't.

On our anniversary,

when we talked on the phone,

I was with her.

It was a full moon night.

I almost slept with her,

but I didn't, Nuan.

Your face kept flashing in my mind.

I couldn't do it, Nuan.

It was not because of her,

but it was because of you.

One, two, three.

-Show more energy! -More!

Is that all you've got?

Give me some more!

Come on, give it more zest!

Hey.

Thank you very much.

NUAN

Who is it?

Subtitle translation by Kong Rithdee