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* just sit right back,
And you'll hear a tale *
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* a tale of a fateful trip *
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* that started
From this tropic port *
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* aboard this tiny ship *
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* the mate was
A mighty sailin' man *
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* the skipper brave and sure *
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* 5 passengers set sail that day
For a 3-hour tour *
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* a 3-hour tour *
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[thunder]
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* the weather
Started getting rough *
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* the tiny ship was tossed *
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* if not for the courage
Of the fearless crew *
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* the minnow would be lost,
The minnow would be lost *
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* the ship's aground
On the shore of this *
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* uncharted desert isle *
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* with gilligan *
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* the skipper, too *
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* the millionaire and his wife *
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* the movie star *
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* the professor, and mary ann *
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* here on gilligan's isle *
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[knock on door]
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Yes. Who's there?
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Man: hartley.
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Come in.
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Mr. Hartley.
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Hello, parsons.
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Parsons, this is
Agent michaels.
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Michaels.
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Agent michaels
Has been assigned
To operation orchid.
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Ahem.
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Can you fill him in
On these new explosive
Thermoplastics?
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Yes, sir.
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Those are
Explosives?
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Very powerful
Explosives.
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This ashtray,
For example--
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But better yet,
Let me show you.
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The explosion
You just saw
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Was accomplished
By one of our secret agents.
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He blew up his objective
With an ashtray,
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An exact duplicate
Of this one here.
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Well, I'd hate
To put a cigarette out
In this ashtray.
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Heat would not
Have exploded it,
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Only impact.
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Let me show you
Something.
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In its original form,
This plastic can be
Stretched, pounded,
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Molded, anything,
And it won't explode,
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But once it hardens,
It becomes a very
Powerful explosive.
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This glass could be
Used as a glass.
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You could drink
From it, wash it.
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Just don't drop it.
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Any impact
Will cause it to explode.
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Amazing.
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And how much
Of this plastic
Is available?
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Only about 50 pounds.
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There was another
25-pound container,
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But it washed overboard
During a storm at sea.
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You're sure it didn't
Fall into enemy hands?
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Positive. It was
Lost in the pacific,
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Hundreds of miles
From the nearest land.
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Look.
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This looks like we found
Something real good
This time, huh?
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[monkey chattering]
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Guess what I found.
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I know
What you found.
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How do you know?
I don't even know yet.
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You found a way out
Of helping me
Fix the hut.
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No. I found this
In the lagoon.
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It might be
Something important.
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Oh, I'm sure it is.
I'm sure it's real important.
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Like last week,
You found a box
Of old clothes
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That was rejected
By the salvation army.
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And then the week
Before that,
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You found 16 decks
Of playing cards
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With all the numbers
Washed off 'em.
Real important stuff.
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I tell you, whatever it is,
Gilligan, it's junk.
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But you haven't
Even looked yet.
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I don't have
To look at it.
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I tell you, it's junk.
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Why, it's
A synthetic resin,
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Phenylformaldehyde.
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Does that mean
It's junk?
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Far from it.
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It's a type of plastic
That can be molded
Into many things--
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Everyday things
Like combs, buttons,
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Costume jewelry,
Test tubes...
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Useful things,
Such as vacuum tubes
Used to preserve food.
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All it has to do
Is dry until it hardens.
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You also
Can make rabbits.
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What?
See?
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Oh, yes.
You can make rabbits.
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Where are you going?
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To tell the others.
I have a feeling
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This little rabbit
Will bring us luck.
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Hippity-hop!
Hippity-hop! Ow!
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Mr. Howell,
Would you pass
The papaya, please?
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The papaya.
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Gilligan,
You had breakfast.
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Then,
I'll have lunch.
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But this is
Breakfast.
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I'll take it.
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Gilligan's been
Working up an appetite
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Collecting more junk.
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It's not junk.
It's this.
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Professor says some kind
Of special plastic.
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You make all kinds
Of things out of it,
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Like I made
This bunny rabbit.
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You'd make
A bunny rabbit,
Wouldn't you?
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You and your
Harebrained schemes.
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But they make dishes
Out of plastic.
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We won't have to
Eat off of wooden
Plates anymore.
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Sure, and they make
Costume jewelry...
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Bracelets, brooches,
Bangles, and beads.
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Mr. Howell:
Dishes and jewelry?
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I wonder if it can be used
For something really vital?
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Like what?
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Golf balls.
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Humiliating playing
Without a caddy,
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But good to be
On the links once again.
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Oh, thurston,
Isn't this marvelous?
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My very first
Game of golf.
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And with a brand-new
Plastic golf ball.
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Lovey, my dear,
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Pretty soon you'll have
The unforgettable thrill
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Of knocking a golf ball--
Boom!--
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Right down the fairway.
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Now, the first thing
You use, my dear,
Is your driver.
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My driver?
Don't be silly, darling.
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You know perfectly well
My chauffeur is back home.
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I believe his name
Was charles, wasn't it?
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No, darling.
I'm talking about clubs.
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Of course.
He drove us to all
The very best clubs.
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It's alright.
Here you are.
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Sorry I even
Brought it up.
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There you are.
There's the driver.
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Now, the first thing
You do is get a good grip,
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And then
You address the ball.
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Hello, ball.
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Bring it back,
And don't forget
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You have a brand-new
Plastic ball to aim at.
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There you go.
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Oh, well.
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I have 2 more strikes
Anyway, don't I?
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No, my dear.
That's baseball.
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Stand over there
And watch me.
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Watch me very,
Very closely.
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I'm gonna hit this
Little ball so hard.
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Thurston!
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[grunts]
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Isn't that gilligan's
Little friend?
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Oh, maybe he wants
To play, too.
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No. He's not a member
Of the club.
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Now get away, shoo,
Off the premises.
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He stole the ball.
Come back with
That ball, you scamp!
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[screeching]
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Darling, it's only
A little golf ball.
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It's the only one
We have.
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The others haven't
Even hardened yet.
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Oh, thurston,
I think golf is
Such a marvelous game.
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How would you know?
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We're not even
Off the first tee.
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Well, never mind.
We'll try again at 4:00.
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4:00?
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Well, isn't that
The right time for tea?
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That's odd--
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Thunder, and not
A cloud in the sky.
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Well, you know what
They say about thunder.
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What do they say?
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Oh, I don't know,
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But I thought
Perhaps you did.
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Ginger, look, I think
I've got the hang of it.
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Terrific.
Oh, I wish I could
Do things like this,
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But I don't
Have any skills,
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Just beauty.
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Wait till you see
The jewelry I made.
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It'll make you
Look even prettier.
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Oh. It's not
Quite dry yet.
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How does it look?
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Hey, great.
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Wait till you wear it.
It'll knock your eyes out.
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Hi, ginger.
Hi.
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Hi, mary ann.
Hi, gilligan.
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Oh. Gee, those are
Nice-looking plates.
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What's that?
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That is a cup.
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Looks like
It has mumps.
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Oh.
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Be careful, gilligan.
You'll break them.
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Oh, no.
If there's one thing
I'm really good at,
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It's juggling.
Here, watch this now.
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Okay, give me the plate.
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Come on,
Give me the plate.
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[hisses]
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Don't be mad at me.
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Now, give me the plate.
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[screeches]
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I don't know what
That means in monkey talk,
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But it's very impolite
In people talk.
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Don't worry!
I'll get it back!
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[screeches]
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[imitates monkey]
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[hoots]
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You don't like it
When somebody else
Does it to you, do you?
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Thanks a lot for
These plastic nails, professor.
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I don't think
They're hard enough
To go through wood,
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But I'm sure you
Can nail palm fronds
With them.
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I'll try them out
Right now.
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Skipper?
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Help me get this plate
Away from him, huh?
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[hoots]
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Will you get it
Yourself, gilligan?
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I want to try out
These new nails.
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00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,435
But, skipper--
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Oh!
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00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,776
There's another hole
I have to fix in the hut.
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It's the new plate
That mary ann made.
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Gilligan,
Why don't you try
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To give him something
He'll like better?
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00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,115
That way,
You can get the plate
Away from him.
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Good idea. Yeah. Here.
I'll offer him a banana.
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00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,953
Here. See this
Nice banana?
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Trade you the banana
For the plate.
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00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,824
Look, it's really good.
I'll take a bite myself.
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Ow!
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00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,966
Ooh!
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Skipper, the bananas
Have pits in 'em.
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Gilligan, bananas
Don't have pits.
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Your head maybe, yes,
But not bananas.
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This one does.
Look. Pits.
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Gilligan,
Little buddy,
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Those aren't pits.
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00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,264
You lost 2 fillings.
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00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,065
What do you know?
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00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,034
Now I have
22% more cavities.
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00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,937
Oh, I'm so real sorry
About that, gilligan.
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00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,271
Let's get the professor
To look at your teeth.
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Where'd that monkey
Go with the plate?
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00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,107
What difference
Does that make?
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00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,210
I don't care if he
Makes a flying saucer
Out of that plate.
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00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,590
Now, come on,
Gilligan.
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00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:31,892
Don't be afraid.
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00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,827
I wouldn't let
Anything happen to you.
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You sure you won't?
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I promise.
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00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,764
Good. Then,
You sit there.
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Gilligan, you're a very
Fortunate young man.
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00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,667
Why, that plastic
You found
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Will make excellent fillings
For your teeth.
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00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:43,971
Isn't it too soft
For fillings?
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00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,205
Why, it's soft now,
But once it hardens,
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You'll be able
To chew your head off.
252
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,475
Come on.
Open your mouth
Like a good boy.
253
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,676
Start pedaling.
254
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,511
Imagine pedaling
To drill your own teeth.
255
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,080
Gilligan,
Start pedaling.
256
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:56,349
Faster, faster.
That's good.
257
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,517
You just keep pedaling
258
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,787
While I get your teeth
Ready for the new fillings.
259
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,989
Open wide.
260
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,330
Fillings are all in,
261
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,465
And that didn't hurt
One little bit, did it?
262
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,500
Yes, it did.
263
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,267
Your teeth hurt?
264
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,202
No, my legs.
265
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,403
I got charley horses
In both of them
266
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:17,871
From pedaling.
267
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,677
* for he's
A jolly good fellow *
268
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,579
* for he's
A jolly good fellow *
269
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,016
* for he's
A jolly good fellow *
270
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,785
* which nobody can deny *
271
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,922
Here, gilligan,
Your very first serving
On a brand-new dish.
272
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,990
Ginger: and thanks
For the beautiful
Jewelry, gilligan.
273
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,059
I feel like one of
The gabor sisters.
274
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,895
It was nice of you
To paint my golf ball.
275
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,563
It makes it
Look so official.
276
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,465
Oh, and, gilligan,
About my nails,
277
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,566
I really thank you
For 'em.
278
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:47,767
I haven't got
To use them yet,
279
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,436
But they'll come in
Real handy.
280
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,772
Ooh, gilligan's
Little friend has come
To join the party.
281
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,407
I think he's here
After my golf ball.
282
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,276
[hoots, screeches]
283
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,484
The golf ball,
It exploded!
284
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,652
A golf ball
Doesn't explode.
285
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:06,820
It was just plastic.
286
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,589
Plastics
Don't explode.
287
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,791
But plastic
Explosives explode.
288
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,202
Ginger: my jewelry!
289
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,603
My golf ball!
290
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,238
My nails!
291
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,373
My dishes!
292
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,274
My teeth!
293
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,541
My goodness!
294
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,315
Well, professor?
295
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,783
Well, the fillings
Have hardened.
296
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,519
If I try to pull the teeth,
They'll explode.
297
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,221
What happens
If you drill?
298
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:41,821
They'll explode.
299
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,390
Some choice.
300
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,926
We'll have to figure
Some other way to
Remove the fillings.
301
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,760
In the meantime, you've got
To be very careful.
302
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,629
Don't bite down
On anything.
303
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:50,864
That's easy.
304
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,299
Don't even put
Your teeth together.
305
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,833
That's easy.
306
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:54,634
Don't trip or bump
Into anything.
307
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,369
That's impossible.
308
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,804
Just relax
While I think
Of some other way
309
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:58,671
To remove
Those fillings.
310
00:13:58,738 --> 00:13:59,873
Okay, professor.
311
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,375
Don't trip or bump
Into anything, right?
312
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,744
Don't bite down hard.
313
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,646
Don't let my teeth
Come together.
314
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,614
Please,
Little buddy.
315
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,715
Now, be careful,
Won't you?
316
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:09,849
He'll be alright,
Skipper.
317
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,418
After all, I told him
To be careful.
318
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,787
Professor,
My little buddy's
A human time bomb.
319
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,756
You saying that
Is like telling a turkey
320
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,225
To be careful
Before thanksgiving.
321
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,593
I just wish he hadn't
Found that plastic.
322
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,529
That reminds me,
Have you gotten rid
Of those nails?
323
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:26,133
Yes. I buried them
Somewhere where nobody
Will ever find them.
324
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,467
Good.
325
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,809
Mary ann,
Be careful.
326
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,811
Oh, I am.
I'm being careful.
327
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,247
Be extra careful.
328
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,516
Otherwise,
I'm going to be
The new--venus de milo.
329
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,884
Now, hold still.
330
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,886
You'll get your ears
Pierced the hard way.
331
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:49,822
Ooh. I'm gonna go
See the professor.
332
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,758
Maybe he thought of
A way to help gilligan.
333
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:52,759
Well, I'm going
To go see gilligan.
334
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:53,560
I've prepared him
Some food.
335
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,661
He must be starved.
336
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,929
Careful
What you give him.
337
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,231
The simplest meal could
Mean a big blowout.
338
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,210
Mary ann, I'm afraid
To eat anything.
339
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,145
Mary ann: gilligan,
You have to eat to
Keep up your strength.
340
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,280
You won't
Have to chew though.
341
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,647
I chopped up
Everything very fine.
342
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:15,983
My hand's
Shaking so much,
343
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,650
What if it hits
One of my fillings and--
344
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,219
That's why
I'm feeding you.
345
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,388
You don't have anything
To worry about.
346
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,456
If I don't have
Anything to worry about,
347
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:27,360
How come you're feeding me
From way, way, way back there?
348
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,062
I don't want to
Take any chances.
349
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,497
Gilligan, open up.
350
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,436
Pretty good.
What is it?
351
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,804
Well, I mashed up
Some halibut,
352
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,272
Some flounder,
And some tuna.
353
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,173
Fish mash!
354
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,441
Gilligan,
That's very funny.
355
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:42,942
You have a good head
On your shoulders.
356
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,411
Let's keep it
That way, huh?
357
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,655
Lovey, I told you I got rid
Of the golf balls.
358
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,124
There's no need
To worry.
359
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,426
But, thurston,
When I think of
The danger we were in.
360
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,429
We came very near
Golfing ourselves
To death.
361
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,997
If it hadn't been
For that monkey
Taking the ball,
362
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,166
We'd have been killed.
363
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,834
Yes. You're so right.
After we're rescued,
364
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,136
I must do
Something nice for him,
365
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,471
Like buy him
His own banana plantation.
366
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,973
I can think of
Something he'd like
More than that.
367
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:17,344
Buy him his very own
Organ grinder.
368
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,324
In this container
Is the juice of
The triganella berry.
369
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,427
Now, this berry juice
Has a heavy aromatic scent,
370
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,064
Comparable to
A crude form of ether.
371
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,765
When I start the flow,
372
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,101
The anesthetic will
Travel through this tube,
373
00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:42,969
Drop by drop...
374
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,304
Until it
Reaches this cup,
375
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,106
Which fits
Right over your nose.
376
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,440
Then I'll be able
To pull both your teeth,
377
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,675
And you won't
Feel a thing.
378
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,009
That's great, professor.
379
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,511
And it would work,
Except for one thing.
380
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:52,545
What's that?
381
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:53,413
I'm getting out of here.
382
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,381
Gilligan,
383
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,848
If you want to get
Rid of the filling,
384
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,517
We have to pull out
The teeth.
385
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,352
You can't go through life
With a mouthful
Of explosives.
386
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,288
Why not? I'm always
Shooting off my mouth.
387
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,490
I promise
You won't feel a thing.
388
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,259
Now, ginger,
Let's make sure
We have everything.
389
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,394
Towel.
390
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,728
Towel.
391
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,729
Cotton.
392
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:10,630
Cotton.
393
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:11,831
Pliers.
394
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:12,832
Pliers.
395
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,434
Pliers!
396
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,969
Gilligan, the pliers
Have been sanitized.
397
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,371
They've been cleaned,
They've been boiled,
398
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,006
And they've
Been scoured.
399
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,474
Could you do
One more thing?
What?
400
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,509
Lose 'em!
Lose 'em!
401
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,943
Relax, gilligan.
402
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,845
Now, ginger,
Start the anesthetic.
403
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,314
Yes, sir.
404
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,619
The anesthetic
Has been turned on, sir.
405
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:35,188
Good. Now breathe deeply,
406
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,189
Close your eyes,
407
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,290
And start counting.
408
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,092
By the time
You've counted to 10,
409
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,727
You'll be fast asleep.
410
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:46,099
[muffled] 1, 2...
411
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,835
3, 4...
412
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,204
Oh, that's very good,
Gilligan.
413
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,173
You'll be asleep
Before you know it.
414
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,907
Asleep
In no time.
415
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:58,178
5, 6, 7...
416
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,481
8, 9, 10.
417
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,151
Am I asleep yet,
Professor?
418
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,653
Professor?
419
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,656
Ginger, he--
420
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,258
Ginger?
421
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,528
11, 12...
422
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,641
There, now that'll
Keep you nice and warm.
423
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,177
I know why you're
Doing that, skipper--
424
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,444
In case I get cold
During the night
425
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:34,281
And my teeth chatter
And I go bang!
426
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,748
You're not
Going to go bang.
427
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,516
Boom!
428
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,750
Not boom either.
429
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:38,751
[imitates explosion]
430
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:39,986
Would you cut that out?
431
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,488
Now, nothing's
Gonna happen to you.
432
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,990
Get a goodnight's sleep,
And everything'll be okay.
433
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,358
A goodnight's sleep,
And I'll blow up.
434
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,859
You know
I grind my teeth
When I sleep.
435
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,896
You don't have to worry
About that either, gilligan.
436
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,232
The professor fixed
This nice little mouthpiece
437
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,133
Out of tree gum.
Put it in your mouth,
438
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,203
And it'll keep your teeth
From coming together.
439
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,337
[mumbles]
440
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,938
I can't understand you.
441
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,373
What did you say
It was made of?
442
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,841
Gum.
443
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,276
Next time, ask professor
To make it tutti-frutti.
444
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,512
Tutti-frutti, yes.
445
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:09,349
Would you put that
In your mouth and go to sleep?
446
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,750
A goodnight's sleep,
447
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,851
And everything'll be okay.
448
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,223
[mumbles]
449
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,896
[snoring]
450
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,861
[bubble pops]
451
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,229
[screeches]
452
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,431
Skipper! Skipper!
453
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,032
Oh, skipper,
I've done it!
454
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,768
I've blown
My head off!
455
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,336
Eww, what a mess!
456
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,504
Oh, skipper, don't look!
457
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,606
Don't look! It must
Not look too nice.
458
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,641
Gilligan,
You're alright!
You're alright!
459
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,043
Now, stop thrashing around,
Or you will explode!
460
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,845
I did explode!
I did explode!
461
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,581
What a minute.
How can I--
462
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,783
I didn't explode.
I can hear you.
463
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,618
If I blew my head off,
I wouldn't have my ears.
464
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,453
So, then,
I didn't explode.
465
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,621
What was that explosion?
466
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,790
There wasn't
Any explosion.
467
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,326
[hoots]
468
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,361
Aah!
Aah!
469
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,532
That was an explosion.
470
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,002
Gilligan blew up!
471
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,237
Oh, poor gilligan.
Oh!
472
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:40,940
Over here!
473
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,075
Nice catch, skipper.
474
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,877
He's alright!
475
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,917
Oh, look!
The monkey!
476
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,923
Aah!
Oh!
477
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,358
Crazy monkey.
478
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,562
Thurston, don't just
Stand there! Run!
479
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,031
A howell never runs
In the face of danger.
480
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,466
[boom]
Oh!
481
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,602
He walks very fast.
482
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,604
[boom]
483
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,344
[screeches]
484
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,146
[boom]
Oh!
485
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,514
The rest of you,
Come here,
486
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:24,150
Under the rock
With lovey and I!
487
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:24,951
Ooh!
Oh!
488
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,252
Oh, mr. Howell.
489
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,086
Under the rock,
That's right.
490
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,555
[boom]
Oh!
Oh!
491
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,562
[screeches]
492
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:42,702
Gilligan, get back here
With lovey!
493
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,971
Over here!
Over here!
494
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:48,541
Aah!
495
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,377
Lovey,
Take cover!
496
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,078
[all shouting]
497
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,646
Let me go first!
498
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,765
It's all my fault.
499
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,333
I'm gonna
Get the stuff
Away from him.
500
00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:15,602
Gilligan, you can't
Go out there!
501
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,837
I've got to
Before he blows
Somebody up.
502
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,672
Skipper: you've got
Explosives in your teeth.
503
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,245
[screeches]
504
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:28,347
Got to get that monkey
Off that roo--roo--
505
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,883
Roof--ah-choo!
506
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:50,336
[screeches]
507
00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:51,838
Oh, the little
Monkey, he's safe.
508
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:54,407
He's such
A game little trouper.
509
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:55,475
What happened,
Professor?
510
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:56,976
It was your sneeze,
Gilligan.
511
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:57,677
My sneeze?
512
00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,045
Yes, you sneezed so hard,
513
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,747
Your fillings blew out
And hit the ceiling.
514
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,516
Blew the monkey
Up in the air
And solved the problem.
515
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,220
What's wrong,
Gilligan?
516
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:10,322
Nobody said,
"Gesundheit."
517
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,591
Skipper: gesundheit!
518
00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,960
Ha ha! Little buddy,
You're alright!
519
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,534
Alright, gilligan,
Stop pedaling now.
520
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,502
Both fillings
Are finished.
521
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,003
Professor,
You're a genius.
522
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,938
Anyone who can
Melt down a couple
Of pennies
523
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:28,508
And use 'em for
Fillings in teeth
Is an absolute genius.
524
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,510
Thanks, professor,
For putting your
2 cents' worth in.
525
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:33,379
Very good, gilligan.
Aah! Oh, look!
526
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:34,947
Ooh!
Whoa!
527
00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:46,559
[monkey hoots]
528
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,530
Gilligan, would you please
Try to control
529
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:51,898
That monkey friend of yours?
530
00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:54,000
That's one of our
Very best plates he broke.
531
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:55,502
[sighs]
532
00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:10,817
* now this is the tale
Of our castaways *
533
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,819
* they're here
For a long, long time *
534
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:15,321
* they'll have to make
The best of things *
535
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:17,056
* it's an uphill climb *
536
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,391
* the first mate
And his skipper, too *
537
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,494
* will do their very best *
538
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,663
* to make the others
Comfortable *
539
00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:25,598
* in their tropic island nest *
540
00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:26,899
* no phone, no light *
541
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,869
* no motorcars,
Not a single luxury *
542
00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:32,371
* like robinson crusoe *
543
00:24:32,438 --> 00:24:34,173
* it's primitive as can be *
544
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,709
* so join us here
Each week, my friends *
545
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,811
* you're sure to get a smile *
546
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,313
* from 7 stranded castaways *
547
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:42,949
* here on gilligan's isle *
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