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Then we have to hang up
This wet wash
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And take down
The dry wash--
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Oh! Gilligan, look!
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Yeah, I've heard
Of tattletale gray,
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But that's ridiculous.
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Oh. Those knots
Must have slipped.
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Oh, here, help me
Hang it back up,
Will you?
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Take that end
Of the rope and hang it
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To the tree over there.
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I'll tie this end
Over here.
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You don't have to worry
About this falling down
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After I tie it off,
Mary ann.
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Us sailors know
How to tie knots--
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Great big square knots
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And medium-sized
Round knots
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And itsy-bitsy
Teeny-weeny
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Japanese-y
Transistor knots.
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Oh!
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[thud]
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Mary ann?
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Mary ann!
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Mary ann!
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Mary ann!
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She's disappeared.
Mary ann!
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I've got
To tell skipper.
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Skipper! Professor!
Mary ann's disappeared!
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Skipper! Professor!
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* just sit right back,
And you'll hear a tale *
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* a tale of a fateful trip *
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* that started
From this tropic port *
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* aboard this tiny ship *
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* the mate was
A mighty sailin' man *
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* the skipper brave and sure *
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* 5 passengers set sail that day
For a 3-hour tour *
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* a 3-hour tour *
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[thunder]
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* the weather started
Getting rough *
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* the tiny ship was tossed *
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* if not for the courage
Of the fearless crew *
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* the minnow would be lost,
The minnow would be lost *
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* the ship's aground
On the shore of this *
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* uncharted desert isle *
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* with gilligan *
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* the skipper, too *
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* the millionaire and his wife *
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* the movie star *
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* the professor and mary ann *
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* here on gilligan's isle *
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Here you are, professor.
That should fix it
For a while.
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Hey, skipper!
Skipper! Skipper!
Professor!
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You got to do something.
You got to do
Something fast.
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Mary ann disappeared.
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Mary ann has
Disappeared?
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Are you sure,
Gilligan?
Yeah.
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Well, tell us your story
From the beginning.
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My story?
Alright.
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It all began
One rainy night
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In a small town
In pennsylvania.
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A doctor came out
And said to my father,
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"Sir, your wife
Just had a baby."
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Gilligan, will you
Stop yapping about that
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And tell us
About mary ann?
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Oh, yeah, well,
Mary ann and I were
Hanging up the wash,
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And I was telling her
About the knots I make.
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You know, the great big
Square knots,
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And the little,
Medium-sized round knots,
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And the itsy-bitsy
Japanese-y--
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We better check.
She may have met
With an accident.
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Right.
Come on.
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Skipper: mary ann!
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Mary ann!
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Professor, I think mary ann
Has really disappeared.
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I can't find
A sign of her anywhere.
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There's no doubt
About it, skipper.
Fallen clothesline,
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And the abandoned
Laundry basket
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Indicate she
Didn't go willingly.
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Gentlemen,
I'm afraid mary ann's
Been abducted.
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Abducted?!
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Oh, no!
Not mary ann?!
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Not sweet, wonderful
Mary ann?!
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Oh, no!
What's abducted?
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Natives from
Some nearby island
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Must have landed here
And captured her.
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Natives?!
We got to save her!
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Well, setting
Mary ann free
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Won't be that simple.
Don't forget, skipper,
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Natives in these latitudes
Are headhunters.
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I don't care what
The natives are in this--
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Headhunters?!
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Headhunters?!
Ick.
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Professor: please,
Quiet, everybody,
Please.
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Now, I'm sure
You all appreciate
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The seriousness
Of the situation,
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But I'm afraid
That headhunters
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Have moved
Onto the island,
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And you know
What that means.
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Property values
Go down like a shot.
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It's a lot worse
Than that, mr. Howell.
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You bet.
Those natives are
Probably out there
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Watching everything
We're doing
Right now.
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Poo! And I'm wearing
Last year's outfit.
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Don't worry, mrs. Howell.
They don't want your dress.
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They want your head.
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[screams]
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Don't panic.
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Now, we've got to find
The headhunters' camp
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And set mary ann free
Before they do
Something terrible.
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Now, skipper?
Yes, professor?
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We'll fan out
And search the island.
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You take ginger
And gilligan.
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Mr. And mrs. Howell
Will come with me.
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Professor?
Yes?
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What if
The headhunters see us
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Before we rescue
Mary ann?
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Well, that's a chance
We'll have to take.
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Yes, we'll just have
To be real careful,
Ginger.
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Now, you two
Wait here.
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I'll check
The trail up ahead.
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I mean, if there are
Headhunters nearby,
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We don't want to
Give ourselves away.
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We hear and obey.
Professor,
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Let me tell you something.
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On the wall street
Of bravery,
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Your courage has
Just risen 2 points.
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Darling, I wish you
Wouldn't be so bold.
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That fine howell head
Would look wonderful
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Over some native's
Dingy mantle.
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Fear not, my dear.
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This is not an ordinary
Walking stick.
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Darling,
How intrepid of you.
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You brought
Your sword cane.
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Madam, my blade
Is at your service.
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Let one of those
Beggars draw near
And I shall--
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[pop]
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What is it, darling?
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Oh, no, I brought
The wrong cane.
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Oh, well.
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Cheers.
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[whispering]
Hold it here now.
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I'm going out
And scout ahead
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To make sure that
We're not being watched.
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I better go with you.
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It's not safe to be
Out there alone.
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Gilligan,
If you go with me,
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Then ginger will be alone.
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Yeah, she better
Come along with us.
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Now, look, you two,
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I want you to stay here,
And that's an order.
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Yeah, but,
Skipper, skipper,
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If you go out there
All by yourself--
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Gilligan,
Can I say 2 words?
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Yeah.
Let go!
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Now, don't worry,
Ginger,
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You'll be safe with me
Because I-I'm brave--
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[bird screeches]
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What was that?
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It was a bird.
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Oh, that's a relief.
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I thought for a minute
It might be--
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[monkey chatters]
What was that?
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Gilligan,
It was a monkey.
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There's all kinds
Of strange sounds
In the jungle.
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[rapid knocking]
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What's
That strange sound?
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It's your knees
Knocking together.
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Oh, yeah.
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[whispering]
Gilligan.
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What was that?
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The skipper.
Huh? Oh, yeah.
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I better go see
What he wants.
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Maybe he found
The headhunters.
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Headhunters?
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You sure you'll be
Safe here by yourself?
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Of course, I am,
Gilligan.
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Now, just be calm.
Don't lose your head.
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Huh?
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I mean--
Never mind.
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You were right
The first time.
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[yelling]
What is it, skipper?
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Shh!
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[whispering]
Will you two
Be quiet back there?
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You're making
Too much noise.
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Okay, I'll tell ginger.
That's better.
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[yelling]
Hey, ginger,
Keep it down--
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[whispering]
Quiet.
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I think
I saw something.
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[thunk]
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[ginger screams]
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes.
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I can't stand it!
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I can't stand it!
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What are we doing here?!
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Why are we sitting
Around this hut?
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Tell me why? Why? Why?
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Because the headhunters
Are out there.
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I'll buy that.
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We'll be hunted down
Like frightened
Little minks.
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Gilligan: rabbits.
Please.
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I've got it.
I don't know why
I didn't see it sooner.
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It's the only
Possible answer.
What's the question?
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Well, the question
Is, with all of us
To choose from,
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Why did
The headhunters
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Choose mary ann
And ginger?
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Because the headhunters
Are boys.
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Gilligan,
Will you stop that.
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No, wait a minute,
Skipper.
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Gilligan
May be right.
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Perhaps
The headhunters
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Came to the island
Looking for brides.
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It's a good idea.
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And the headhunters
May have chosen
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Ginger and mary ann
As brides.
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And the only other
Woman on the island
Is...
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Congratulations,
Mrs. Howell.
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Oh, no, thurston.
Don't let them
Take me!
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Don't let them
Take me!
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But don't you see?
This is a great
Opportunity.
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We could use
Mrs. Howell as bait.
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Sir, you're speaking
Of the trust fund I love.
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But you
Don't understand.
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Mrs. Howell could
Lead us directly
To their camp.
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Why, certainly.
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We could let them
Take mrs. Howell,
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And they'd lead us
Right into the camp.
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Exactly, and then
We sneak into camp,
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Release the girls,
And hide out
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Until the headhunters
Leave the island.
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Yeah, but isn't that
Very dangerous
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For poor mrs. Howell?
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Oh, no.
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Not for poor
Mrs. Howell.
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[falsetto voice]
Oh, how I do hate
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Being out in the jungle
All alone.
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I said, how I hate
Being out here...
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All alone...
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By myself.
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One rich lady
With pearls...
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To go.
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Come make me an offer.
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Do I hear one headhunter?
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Do I hear 2?
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Hey, skipper, professor,
It's not gonna work.
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Hey!
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[gasps]
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Human bushes
Are attacking me!
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Gilligan--
Talking,
Human bushes--
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Gilligan! It's me,
The skipper.
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Yes, we're camouflaged
250
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So the headhunters
Won't get suspicious.
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It's no use anyway.
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Those headhunters figured out
I'm not mrs. Howell.
253
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,373
Hey, maybe I should
Have worn a girdle, huh?
254
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,809
Oh, gilligan,
It's not your fault.
255
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,810
No, these
Headhunters
Are smarter
256
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,377
Than we thought
They were.
257
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:05,846
Well, we won't
Accomplish anything
Standing around here.
258
00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,414
Let's get the howells
And get back to camp.
259
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,616
Alright,
Professor.
260
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:12,119
Mr. And mrs. Howell,
You can come in now.
261
00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,386
Mr. And mrs. Howell?
262
00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,222
Mr. Howell:
Get me out of here!
263
00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,556
Get me out of here!
264
00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:17,925
Oh! Oh, help!
265
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,492
Help! Help!
Here, I'll help
You, mr. Howell.
266
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,429
Yes, I--I can't see.
I must have my knothole
On backwards.
267
00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,865
Oh, thank heavens.
Those termites
Were getting to me.
268
00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,499
Where's mrs. Howell?
Wha-what? Mrs. Howell?
269
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,335
She was right--right--
Right beside me.
270
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,603
Well, you better
Check, skipper.
271
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,804
You certainly
Had better check.
272
00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,072
We were right
By that rock.
273
00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,707
Side by side in our
His and her tree trunks.
274
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,175
Of course, hers
Had the decolletage
275
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:37,410
Very low with the--
Mine was a narrow--
276
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,979
Mr. Howell!
Mr. Howell!
277
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,881
I found the tree trunk,
But mrs. Howell
Wasn't in it.
278
00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:43,016
Heavens, they've
Got mrs. Howell!
279
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,718
We'd better get down
To the lagoon.
280
00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,053
They've probably
Taken her down there,
281
00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,788
And they'll
Be out to sea.
Come on! Come on!
282
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,090
Don't worry, lovey.
I'm coming!
283
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,396
We're too late.
They're gone.
284
00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:58,832
Skipper, do you notice
Anything unusual
About the lagoon?
285
00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,701
No, professor.
It looks the same to me.
286
00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,102
Well, that's
Exactly what's wrong.
287
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,937
Do you see the headhunters'
Canoe anywhere?
288
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,105
Mr. Howell:
Now, what does
That mean?
289
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,573
Well, it's simple,
Deductive reasoning.
290
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,941
Obviously,
I was wrong.
291
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,810
There never were
Any headhunters
On the island.
292
00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,144
Both: no headhunters?
293
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,445
What are you talking about?
What are you saying?
294
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:13,714
But if there are
No headhunters...
295
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:14,682
Skipper:
What happened
To the girls?
296
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:15,749
Well, I hate
To say it,
297
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,217
But there are
The 4 of us.
298
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,551
Us?
299
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,753
The emotional strain
Of living on the island
300
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,254
Is a powerful force.
301
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,056
You mean, one
Of us has cracked
Under the strain?
302
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,892
Well, it's
Entirely possible.
303
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,794
You see,
Without realizing it,
304
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,595
That person
Could be changed
305
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,898
From a trusted friend
Into a merciless fiend.
306
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,700
That person
Could be responsible
307
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,802
For what happened
To the women.
308
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,270
One of us
May have become
309
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,740
A dr. Jekyll
And mr. Hyde.
310
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:43,110
Then one of us is not
What he seems to be.
311
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,850
Well,
Don't look at me.
312
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,692
Skipper?
313
00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,160
Yes? What is it,
Little buddy?
314
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,661
It couldn't be true
That one of us
315
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,496
Got rid of
The girls, could it?
316
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,098
Of course not, gilligan.
317
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,934
Now, will you stop
Thinking about that
And just go to sleep?
318
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,802
The professor
Will think of something.
319
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,470
Yeah. The professor
Will think of something.
320
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:11,705
Certainly.
321
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,040
How could one of us
Grab the girls
322
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,975
Like ginger, mary ann,
And mrs. Howell?
323
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,576
I mean, who was alone
With all of them?
324
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,078
Exactly right, gilligan.
325
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,714
Nobody was alone
With each and every
One of them.
326
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:21,915
Now please go to sleep.
327
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,183
I was alone
With mary ann.
328
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,520
I was with you
And ginger.
329
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,757
Yeah, that's right.
330
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:30,891
Except you
Went up ahead,
331
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,325
And I was alone
With her.
332
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,828
But you weren't alone
With mrs. Howell.
333
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,497
That's right.
I wasn't alone
With mrs. Howell.
334
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,598
Except when
I was with her
335
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,600
And she picked out
The dress,
336
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,102
I was alone
With her then.
337
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,104
Oh, skipper.
I couldn't help it,
338
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,605
Skipper, I couldn't
Help it, skipper.
339
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:46,706
I'm turning into
Mr. Hyde, skipper.
340
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,208
I'm turning
Into mr. Hyde.
341
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,043
Will you stop
Talking like that,
Gilligan?
342
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,311
Supposing
That you were alone
343
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,913
With mary ann, ginger,
And mrs. Howell,
344
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,547
It doesn't prove
That you're guilty.
345
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:55,883
It doesn't prove
I'm innocent.
346
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,418
Maybe it's just
A coincidence,
That's all.
347
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,253
Oh, sure.
Coincidence.
348
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,221
Why, certainly.
349
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,555
Sure. Just being
Alone with them.
350
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:03,957
That's right.
Now go to sleep.
351
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,558
It'll take more than
That to prove to me
352
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,660
That jekyll and hyde
Business.
353
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,029
That's right.
354
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,500
Goodnight, skipper.
355
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,835
Goodnight, little buddy.
356
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:16,870
There, mr. Howell.
357
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,405
Look. The laundry,
358
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,907
Just where
Mary ann left it.
359
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,975
But I saw it before.
How dare you drag me
Out of my bed
360
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,676
To show me
Wet wash again!
361
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,878
Well, I had to bring
Somebody along.
362
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:25,979
I may have
To prove my theory.
363
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,347
Theory?
What theory?
364
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,782
Do you know what
He's talking about,
Teddy?
365
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,050
It's very simple.
366
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,952
Each one of us has
Crossed this area today--
367
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,620
Mary ann, ginger,
And your wife included.
368
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:36,589
Just another patch
Of crabgrass in
This tacky jungle.
369
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,126
But it's the only thing
The 3 disappearances
Have in common.
370
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,194
They all occurred
Near this very spot.
371
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,863
Come on. Let's have
A close look 'round.
372
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,065
What are you
Looking for?
373
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,700
Well, I'm not sure,
But I'll let you know
When I find it.
374
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,870
Mr. Howell:
Oh, you found it!
375
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,209
Gilligan!
376
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,211
Gilligan, little buddy!
Gilligan!
377
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,412
Wake up! Wake up!
378
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,248
Mr. Howell and the professor
Have disappeared.
379
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,782
We've gotta find them.
Come on.
380
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:03,917
Skipper, I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
381
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,485
I know you didn't
Do it. Come on.
382
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,320
I'm telling the truth.
I'm not a mr. Hyde.
383
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,488
Come on, will you move!
384
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,091
I didn't do it!
I'm not a mr. Hyde!
Skipper!
385
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:15,829
Look.
386
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,966
Mr. Howell's teddy bear.
387
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,868
He had it with him when
He went to bed last night.
388
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,135
Well, if I did it,
I didn't mean to do it.
389
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,436
I don't remember
Turning into mr. Hyde.
390
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,938
I don't remember
Anything at all
Like that.
391
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,406
Will you stop yapping
And start searching?
392
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,042
You look over there,
And I'll look around here.
393
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,984
Mrs. Howell's brooch.
394
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,525
That's brooch.
395
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,726
Mrs. Howell.
396
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,095
Girls.
397
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,562
The professor
And mr. Howell.
398
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,898
There's your teddy bear.
399
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,867
You're all here
And you're alright.
400
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,103
The question is,
Where's here?
401
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,038
The professor says
It's an old japanese
Munitions pit.
402
00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,472
It must have been built
During the war.
403
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,141
Yes. Apparently
There's a trapdoor up there
404
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,842
That works on a spring.
405
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,978
And when each of us
Walked on it--boom.
406
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,513
Oh, my poor
Little buddy.
407
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,382
He thinks that he
Turned into mr. Hyde
And killed us all.
408
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,617
Hey, skipper!
409
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:11,985
Professor!
Mary ann!
410
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,154
[muffled shouting]
Gilligan! Get us
Out of here!
411
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:17,324
That's the skipper and
The professor and...
412
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,027
Mary ann and ginger
And the howells.
413
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,595
They've come back
To haunt me.
414
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,931
Oh, no.
415
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,799
All my friends, I've...
I've finished them off.
416
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,936
3 yesterday
And 2 last night,
417
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,204
And I killed the skipper
For breakfast.
418
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,340
The professor was right--
I'm a fiend.
419
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,642
I'm a dr. Jekyll
And mr. Hyde.
420
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,177
I've killed them all.
421
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,878
I'm a dr. Jekyll
And mr. Hyde.
422
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,248
Oh, no!
423
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,450
I'm dr. Hekyll...
And mr. Hyde.
424
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,652
Dr. Hekyll and--
425
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,055
Oyez! Oyez!
426
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,425
Her majesty's court
Is now in session.
427
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:29,496
The case of
The crown vs. Dr. Gilligan.
428
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,371
[hubbub from crowd]
429
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,307
[crowd boos]
430
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,442
[british accent]
Sticks and stones...
431
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:45,245
[sniff]
May break my bones,
432
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,480
But, please, don't
Throw sticks or stones.
433
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,649
Please. Please, don't
Throw sticks or stones.
434
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,051
Come on, you,
Get along.
435
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,752
There's someone
Waitin' here to see you.
436
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:53,953
Aah!
437
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,188
None of that now.
438
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,823
Here, missy,
What is it you want
439
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,326
With the likes of
A terrible criminal
Like him?
440
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,961
[cockney accent]
Ah, I'm just a poor
Cockney flower girl.
441
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,496
That's what I am,
442
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,833
But I owes everything
To dr. Gilligan here.
443
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:10,170
He taught me to walk
And to talk
444
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,373
And to dress like
A regular lady.
445
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,409
He give me real class,
He did.
446
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,777
[honk]
447
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,112
He did that to you?
448
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:22,782
Yeah. He did.
[honk]
449
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,418
You beast.
450
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,955
Oh! Don't pay him
No mind, dr. Gilligan.
451
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,057
I believes in ya.
452
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,958
I believes
You're innocent.
453
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,793
Alas.
You're the only one.
454
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,862
Everyone else
Believes I'm guilty.
455
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,664
No barrister
Will take my case.
456
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,267
I shall go
To the gallows
An innocent lamb.
457
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,869
Innocent!
Innocent!
Innocent!
458
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,038
And besides,
Not guilty!
459
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,074
Bravo! Bravo!
460
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,508
I've got good news.
461
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,410
I found someone
To take your case.
462
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,279
A barrister that
Will take my case?
463
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,481
Oh, gadzooks
And goody gumdrops!
464
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,549
But where is
My defense counsel?
465
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,584
There.
466
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,252
You're putting me on.
467
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,820
* la-la *
468
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,789
* la-la la la-la
La la la *
469
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,659
* la-la la la-la
La la la *
470
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,129
* la la la la
La-la la-la la *
471
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,835
Don't worry,
Dr. Gilligan.
472
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,470
I shall defend you.
473
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,206
I am mary puffins,
474
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:22,008
Defense attorney
And registered nanny.
475
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,476
Bailiff: order
In the court!
476
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,546
The trial is now
In session.
477
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,381
His honor--
478
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:31,751
Judge lord anthony
Armstrong hanging.
479
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,620
All rise.
480
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:39,892
Ladies and gentlemen,
Members of the jury,
481
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,329
Friends and relatives,
482
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,764
The case before us is
One of crime and murder.
483
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,300
Therefore, I must caution
You to withhold judgment
484
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,469
Until all the facts are in.
485
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,438
Therefore, we must assume
That dr. Gilligan
486
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:55,007
Is innocent
Until proven guilty.
487
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,344
Where is the filthy killer?
488
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,012
The filthy killer is
Right here, your honor.
489
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,348
I object, I object.
490
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,216
I most strenuously
Object.
491
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,584
You can't
Object to me.
492
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:05,285
I can.
You can't.
493
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,653
I can.
You can't.
494
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,289
Drat. She has
As many can'ts
As I have cans.
495
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,324
Mr. Howell: order! Order!
We must proceed.
496
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,059
Will the prosecution
Step forward
497
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:16,062
For the opening remarks?
498
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,231
Prosecution, step forward.
499
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,533
Who is the
Prosecuting
Barrister?
500
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,135
There he is now.
501
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,176
He looks mean.
502
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,678
Nonsense. He's
A very fair man.
503
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,913
He would never allow
His personal feelings
504
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,382
To influence his case.
505
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,616
Good.
506
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,388
Are you dr. Gilligan?
507
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,122
Yes.
508
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,760
Take that, you swine.
509
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:52,232
I say,
I'm glad he's fair.
510
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:55,034
Milord, may it
Please the court,
511
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,869
Prosecution
Intends to prove
512
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,571
Beyond a shadow
Of a doubt
513
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,773
That dr. Gilligan
Is guilty--
514
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,509
Guilty on all counts.
515
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,911
So don't be misled
By his appearances.
516
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,314
Look at him
Sitting there--
517
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:11,017
Frankenstein, bluebeard,
And jack the ripper
518
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,119
All rolled up
Into one.
519
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:16,789
Eh! Don't you worry
None, dr. Gilligan.
520
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,258
I'll stand by ya.
521
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,428
Just a poor cockney
Flower girl,
That's what I am.
522
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,464
But I owes
Everything to you.
523
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,099
You taught me how
To walk and to talk
524
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,169
And to dress
Like a regular lady.
525
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:35,074
You give me real class,
You did. [honk]
526
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:38,311
I'll stand by you always.
527
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,347
Mr. Howell: order, order
Order in the court!
528
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,350
I shall now present
Positive evidence
529
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,152
To support my allegation,
Uncle tony--
530
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,020
I mean, milord.
531
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:51,190
I have an eyewitness
Who will testify
532
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:55,362
That dr. Gilligan is,
In fact, mr. Hyde.
533
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,832
Bailiff, call forth
The eyewitness.
534
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,001
Bring out the eyewitness.
535
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,703
Bring out
The eyewitness.
536
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,472
What am I saying?
537
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,415
Ah, yes. This, milord,
Is the lady in red,
538
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:19,252
A woman who is a good
Friend of dr. Gilligan's
539
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,621
When he is mr. Hyde.
540
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:25,758
Lies! Lies! I never
Saw that woman before.
541
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,094
Then you've missed
Plenty, buster.
542
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,798
Alright. Tell the story
In your own words, my dear,
543
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,166
And I'll see you
Right after the hanging.
544
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,768
I think I love you.
545
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,136
Alright, sugar baby.
546
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:40,740
But first, let me say
That he is mr. Hyde.
547
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,710
He's dr. Gilligan
Until he sees food.
548
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:47,914
The minute he sees food,
He goes wild and
Becomes a madman.
549
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,983
He becomes mr. Hyde.
550
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,520
Now...Let's talk
About us.
551
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,623
Lies, lies, lies.
552
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,992
Unmitigated balderdash
And poppycock.
553
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,494
Ooh, did you tell a fib!
554
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,463
I didn't either.
Did too, did too.
555
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,465
Didn't either.
Didn't either.
556
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,199
Order, order, order!
557
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,835
Let's get the truth
Of this matter.
558
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:12,439
Dr. Gilligan,
You may cross-examine
The lady in red.
559
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,641
Let me know
If he gets fresh.
560
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,344
Very well. I shall make her
Tell the truth.
561
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,412
Now then, lady in red,
562
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:22,682
You claim that food
Turns sweet and simple me
563
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,785
Into mean and rotten
Mr. Hyde, is that correct?
564
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:26,886
It certainly is.
565
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,121
Even the mere
Mention of food
Changes you.
566
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,723
He starts turning
Into mr. Hyde
567
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,492
If somebody yells
"Fresh fish."
568
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,193
That's ridiculous.
569
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:35,662
That is,
Without a doubt,
570
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,196
The dumbest thing
I have ever
Heard of.
571
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,432
You mean to say
He changes into mr. Hyde
572
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,934
If someone yells
"Fresh fish"?
573
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,870
Absolutely. Watch.
574
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,638
Fresh fish!
575
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,607
[clunk]
576
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,744
You see? A lie.
577
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,746
Don't worry.
578
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:54,947
You're marvelous.
579
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,115
I know.
580
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:58,084
You'll love
This next one.
581
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,186
Anchovy pizza
582
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:02,021
With peanut butter
Pepperoni.
583
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,559
No. Don't say that.
584
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:10,630
Chocolate sundae.
Ham and swiss.
585
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:11,831
No...
586
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,067
Chop suey, dixie style.
587
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,837
Chop suey,
Dixie style.
588
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,807
Prune danish.
589
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,844
Triple-decker
Hamburger.
590
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:29,148
No. No!
591
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,350
Hot cheese sandwich.
592
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,886
Clams casino.
593
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,956
Banana split,
Hold the mustard.
594
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,360
A leg of lamb.
595
00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:43,262
Breast of chicken.
596
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:45,798
And last,
But not least,
597
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:49,836
Roast turkey stuffed
With a 3-pound wedge
598
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,004
Of mama marolli's
Mozzarella.
599
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:55,107
[growling] Food!
600
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,142
Ah!
601
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,911
[all shouting
At once]
602
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:07,353
Let me go!
603
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,956
Let me go!
604
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,924
Unh...Unh...
605
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,259
I was dreaming.
606
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,293
[muffled shouting]
Gilligan!
607
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,394
Get us out!
608
00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:17,329
Gilligan!
Gilligan!
609
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,765
They're haunting me.
610
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,399
I hear voices.
They're haunting me.
611
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,301
I gotta get away
From them.
612
00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:23,436
Gilligan!
Gilligan!
613
00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,337
Gilligan!
No! No!
614
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,539
Gilligan! The rope,
615
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:27,840
Why, it's holding
The trap door open.
616
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,408
I didn't kill you.
No, you didn't kill us.
617
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:32,078
Little buddy,
You just saved us.
618
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,116
Gilligan had
This wild dream
619
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:39,786
Where he turned into
A dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde.
620
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,488
And you'll never guess what
Turned him into a monster.
621
00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,823
Food.
You'll never guess it.
622
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:46,258
It was food. How'd you
Happen to guess that?
623
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:47,694
Gilligan told me
About his dream.
624
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,029
It was very vivid
The way he described it.
625
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,063
Boy, I'll say.
626
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,499
Have you ever heard
Of anything so silly
627
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,100
As someone turning
Into a monster
628
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,334
When you yell
"Fresh fish"
629
00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:57,436
Or "Ham and swiss"
Or "Stuffed cabbage."
630
00:23:57,504 --> 00:24:00,339
Or chop suey,
Dixie style.
631
00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:02,041
Did I hear someone
Say food?
632
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,342
Aah!
Aah!
633
00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:05,578
Monster!
Aah!
634
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:10,750
Thanks, girls.
635
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:12,952
Oh, gilligan.
Gilligan.
636
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,999
* they're here
For a long, long time *
637
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,201
* they'll have to make
The best of things *
638
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:31,070
* it's an uphill climb *
639
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,472
* the first mate
And his skipper, too *
640
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:35,542
* will do their very best *
641
00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:37,544
* to make the others
Comfortable *
642
00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,679
* in their tropic island nest *
643
00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:40,947
* no phone, no light *
644
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:44,183
* no motorcars,
Not a single luxury *
645
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,619
* like robinson crusoe *
646
00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,254
* it's primitive as can be *
647
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,757
* so join us here
Each week, my friends *
648
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,792
* you're sure
To get a smile *
649
00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:55,327
* from 7 stranded castaways *
650
00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:57,129
* here on gilligan's isle *
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