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* just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale *
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* a tale of a fateful trip *
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* that started
From this tropic port *
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* aboard this tiny ship *
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* the mate was
A mighty sailin' man *
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* the skipper brave and sure *
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* 5 passengers set sail that day
For a 3-hour tour *
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* a 3-hour tour *
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[thunder]
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* the weather started
Getting rough *
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* the tiny ship was tossed *
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* if not for the courage
Of the fearless crew *
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* the minnow would be lost,
The minnow would be lost *
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* the ship set ground
On the shore of this *
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* uncharted desert isle *
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* with gilligan *
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* the skipper, too *
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* the millionaire and his wife *
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* the movie star *
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* the professor and mary ann *
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* here on gilligan's isle *
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After all these years
On the island,
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We're finally
Building a raft.
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I mean,
What a dumb thing.
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Gilligan,
If the professor says
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There's a strange shift
In the currents,
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I believe him,
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And if he says
We can get this raft
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Out in the shipping lanes,
I believe him again.
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You know what I believe?
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What?
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I believe
I'm out of vines.
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Then why don't you
Go get some more?
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Aye, aye, mon capitaine.
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Aye, aye,
Mon capitaine?
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I saw this movie once.
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It was all
About the french
Foreign legion.
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It had all
These guys in a fort
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And a lot of dead
Dummies on the wall,
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And there was this big,
Fat, tough sergeant
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Just like you, skip--
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I'll go get the vine.
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Get the vines.
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[thump]
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It's a ring.
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Oh!
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It must be
Worth a fortune.
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Hey, skipper!
Hey, skipper!
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[russian accent]
Igor, we have
Found a guinea pig.
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[boing]
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Dr. Balinkoff
To robot gilligan.
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Dr. Balinkoff
To robot gilligan.
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I hear and obey.
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Coming, master.
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Halt!
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You called, master?
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Yes, my obedient
Little guinea pig.
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I heard and obeyed,
Master.
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You know who I am,
Gilligan?
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I know who you are,
Gilligan.
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No, no, no. I am
Dr. Boris balinkoff.
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The mad scientist.
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No. Scientist, yes.
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Mad, no.
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[laughs crazily]
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Yes, master.
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Go into the cave.
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Yes, master.
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Ha ha ha!
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I have invented
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The greatest
Electronic invention
Of all time.
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With this...
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Controlling
That ring,
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I can make any man
A human robot.
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Human robot gilligan
Ready for duty, sir.
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As long as you will
Be wearing my ring,
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You will obey
Every command.
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Do you understand?
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Yes, master.
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You and your friends
Will help me
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With the most
Ingenious crime
In history.
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Yes, mad scientist.
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If I told you
A million times,
I told you once--
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Scientist, yes.
Mad, no.
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[cackles]
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When you come
Out of your trance,
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You will
Have forgotten
Everything.
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Yes, master.
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And now, go back
To your little
Grass shack.
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Aye, aye, mister.
Mister master.
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Mister master mad.
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Will you go,
Please?!
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Oh, hi, ginger
And mary ann.
Oh, hi, mrs. Howell.
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Oh, gilligan,
We have a little problem.
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So does the skipper.
He needs a sail.
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Well, you see,
The hem on this dress--
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Mrs. Howell.
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Gilligan,
What's more important,
The dress or a sail?
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A sail.
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Not if you're getting
Out of the bathtub,
It isn't.
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Gilligan,
Tell the skipper
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That we'll have
The sail for him
In a few minutes.
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Right.
Oh, gilligan.
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This ring would look
So well with my dress.
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Will you lend it to me
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For the bon voyage party
Tomorrow night?
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Well, I don't know,
Mrs. Howell.
It's the only ring--
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Oh, darling,
Thank you so much.
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I'll take
Very good care of it.
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I hope it doesn't
Mean we're engaged.
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[boing]
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Listen to your
Instructions carefully.
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Go to the howell hut,
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Pack the suitcase
With thousands of dollars,
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And bring them to me.
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Heh heh heh.
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They're
Playing my song.
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Lovey. Lovey!
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Lovey,
What are you doing?
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I am packing
A suitcase
With money.
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Well,
Where are we going?
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Not we. I.
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Oh, my dear wife
Has been struck
By some island madness.
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Go back to bed,
Thurston.
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No! I'll call
All the specialists
In the world.
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Igor, what if they
Have found gilligan
Stealing the money
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And they have shot him?
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[chatters]
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You have taken the word
Right out of my mouth.
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You are right.
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To lose a valuable
Ring like that
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Is not what I want.
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Oh! Mrs. Howell.
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I am sorry
To be late, master,
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But I had a little
Misunderstanding
With my husband.
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That's nice,
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But where
Did you get the ring?
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Gilligan
Loaned it to me.
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Oh, well, I'm delighted
To see you...
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And your money.
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I heard and I obeyed.
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Marvelous. Marvelous.
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Good show,
My fair lady.
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Would you like me to bring
Another suitcase full?
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No, no, no,
No, no, no.
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I have better things
For you to do,
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But not now.
Later.
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And now you must go
Like a good little
Rich robot.
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Yes, master.
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Au revoir, madame.
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[boing]
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What in the world
Am I doing out here?
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Walking in my sleep.
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How plebeian of me.
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Thurston!
What on earth
Are you doing
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Down there
On the floor?
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A man in your
Income bracket,
Really. Shame.
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No. Stay away from me.
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I'm gonna sue you
For assault and battery.
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Assault and battery?
What on earth are
You talking about?
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Mommy warned me
About you vassar girls'
Yearlong gym classes.
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My poor darling,
You're delirious.
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You wouldn't hit a man
With a teddy bear,
Would you?
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Why are you
So frightened of me?
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I wouldn't touch
A receding hair
On your head.
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Oh, is that so?
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When I woke up
And found you
Stealing the money,
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You gave me
A judo flip,
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And you fractured
My money belt.
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Oh, my poor darling.
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You had
A bad nightmare
And fell out of bed.
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Nightmare?
Are you sure?
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Well, of course.
You had a bad dream.
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Now get into bed.
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Heavens, I'm impaled.
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Go to sleep, dear.
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Go to sleep and
Have a good dream
This time.
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Thank you, dear.
There.
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Night, teddy.
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[whistling]
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Captain, please.
Shh!
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Mr. Howell's
Still asleep.
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The poor man had
A miserable night.
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For some reason he's
A mass of bruises.
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He probably
Fell off his wallet.
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Oh, yes.
Probably did.
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Are you and
Mr. Howell ready
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For the trip
On the raft?
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Oh, that reminds me,
Captain.
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Give gilligan
Back this ring.
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00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,049
It doesn't
Really go with
Any of the dresses
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I plan to take.
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Dresses?
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Oh, mrs. Howell.
Dress, one dress.
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We only take
Necessities.
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Well, then
You're going to have
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One very
Unhappy passenger
In first class.
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I can't understand
What gilligan sees
In this ring.
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I wouldn't
Have this ring if I--
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[boing]
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I have just discovered
That you are building
An escape raft.
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I do not want anyone
To leave this island
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Until I have completed
My experiment.
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Yes, master.
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Destroy the raft.
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Destroy,
Destroy, destroy!
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Aye, aye, master.
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Roger, wilco.
Over and out.
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00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,205
* this is the way
We build our raft *
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00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,607
* build our raft,
Build our raft *
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00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,243
Hi, skipper.
The raft's almost finished.
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00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,245
All we need is
Some planking and a sail.
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00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,647
Pardon me.
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00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,353
What are
You doing?
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I'm destroying the raft.
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00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,024
Well, why?
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00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,393
Why does a man
Climb a mountain?
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00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,395
Because it's there.
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00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,835
I think I'm gonna
Cancel my reservation
On this thing.
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[boing]
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00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,481
How'd I get here?
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00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,650
Ha! I must have blacked out.
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00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,953
Maybe too much sun. Ha ha.
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00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:03,463
I think the skipper's
Gone bll-bll-bll-bll.
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00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:06,700
Gilligan,
Mrs. Howell asked me
To give you this ring.
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00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:07,768
What happened
To the raft?
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00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,002
Well,
You ought to know.
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00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,303
You did it with
Your trusty axe.
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00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,604
Oh, come on,
Gilligan.
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00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,640
Now, why would I want
To wreck the raft?
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Because it was there?
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00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,009
Come on, little buddy.
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00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,677
Don't try
And lie your way
Out of this one.
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00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,112
I see you trying
To hide that axe.
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00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,613
I didn't do it.
You did it.
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00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,515
Don't you even remember?
You were very polite
About it.
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00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:25,518
You said, "Pardon me,"
Pushed me aside, and
Started whacking away.
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00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:28,421
Gilligan, will you
Knock that off and
Start rebuilding the raft?
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00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,890
Now get moving.
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00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,797
I saw him.
Why should I
Take the rap?
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00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,365
Gilligan, what are
You mumbling about?
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00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,800
Oh, he said,
"Pardon me,"
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00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,234
And then he wrecked it
Because it was there.
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00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,036
Because
What was there?
Who wrecked what?
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00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,704
Oh, you're on his side.
I know that.
You're on his side.
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00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,006
Whose side?
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00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,074
Oh, forget it.
Hey, listen.
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00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,375
Would you hold
This ring for me?
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00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,709
I don't want to damage it
While I'm working.
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00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,011
Sure.
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00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,783
[boing]
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00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,256
I hear and I obey.
253
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,493
I don't know why
I let the skipper
Push me around.
254
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,761
He did it.
I didn't do it,
255
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:08,962
And because it's there.
What a dumb reason.
256
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,497
Pardon me.
Huh?
257
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,402
What are you doing?
258
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,739
Destroying the raft.
259
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,909
And do you know why?
260
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,911
Because it's there.
261
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,459
Miss grant.
262
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,364
Our robots are getting
Better every time.
263
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,968
Mission accomplished,
Master.
264
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,871
The raft is destroyed.
265
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,873
That's a good...
266
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,975
Little girl.
267
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,812
Unh!
268
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:04,084
Have you any further
Orders, master?
269
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,686
No. You'd better
Return to your friends.
270
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:09,089
I hear and I obey.
271
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,229
There is no doubt
In my mind, igor,
272
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,898
That this invention
Can work on anyone.
273
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,200
[chatters]
Yes, yes, yes!
274
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,770
We must rehearse them
For this fantastic
Crime of all time.
275
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,572
Eh? Ha ha ha!
276
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,778
Good as new.
All patched up
And ready to launch.
277
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,546
Ah, good morning,
Gilligan.
278
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,015
I must say,
That is a beauty.
279
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,416
I know
Why you're here.
280
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,384
You do?
Mm-hmm.
281
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:38,952
You're gonna take
An axe like this,
282
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,287
And you're
Gonna do this.
283
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,521
Wait a minute!
Gilligan! Gilligan!
284
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:42,755
What are you doing?
285
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,957
I'm destroying
The raft.
286
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,592
But why? But why?
287
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,994
Because it's there.
288
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,296
Oh, that boy
Has flipped his bun!
289
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,568
Gilligan.
290
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:56,769
Oh, back
For seconds, huh?
291
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,038
Well, you're too late.
Too late.
292
00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,272
What're you
Talking about?
293
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,974
I just came
To give you back
Your ring.
294
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,542
Well, thanks.
If you stick around
For a while,
295
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,711
I'll rebuild the raft,
And you can
Destroy it again.
296
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:05,946
Hey, are you
Alright?
297
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,047
Here.
Start warming up.
298
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,215
I'll go get
The skipper an axe,
299
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,083
And you two
Can play doubles.
300
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,622
[monkey chatters]
301
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,965
[boing]
302
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,486
I ask you,
Is that peculiar
303
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,021
Or is that peculiar?
304
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,528
That's peculiar.
305
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:57,764
Gilligan!
306
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,132
Don't let him bite you.
307
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,935
He hast had his
Distemper shots yet.
308
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,336
[chatters]
309
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,546
[chatters]
310
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,651
Gilligan, come down
From there.
311
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,020
Be a nice monkey.
312
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,121
Look what I've got
For you,
313
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,522
A nice, juicy
Banana.
314
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,992
If we capture him,
We can get a fair price for him
315
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,460
At the bronx zoo,
If he's unbruised,
Of course.
316
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,430
Igor! Igor!
317
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,732
How many times
I've told you
Never to touch it!
318
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,801
For you, it is no-no!
319
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,136
[boing]
320
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,737
Hey, what are you guys
Doing upside-down?
321
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,606
We're upside-down!
You're upside-down
322
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,773
In more ways than one.
323
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,841
One of us is wrong.
324
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,210
Well, it's you,
Gilligan.
325
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,112
How long are you
Gonna hang there
By your knees?
326
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,580
I'm not
Hanging by my--
327
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,517
Knees?
328
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,220
[grunting]
329
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,795
[monkey chatters]
330
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,497
[chattering]
331
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,969
[chattering]
332
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,379
[boing]
333
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,747
Yes, master.
334
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,116
Dr. Balinkoff
To robot gilligan.
335
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:26,886
Igor has just delivered
To you a small sack
336
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,422
Containing 6 small rings.
337
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,960
Distribute the small rings
To the other castaways
Immediately,
338
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,662
But don't wake them up.
339
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:39,099
Distribute them
Immediately.
340
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:03,056
And now I am
Going to alert you
341
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,292
To your
Nefarious mission--
342
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:09,962
The most
Stupendous crime
Of all history.
343
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,199
You are going
To help me rob
344
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,868
All the gold bars
In fort knox.
345
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,171
You are my admiral.
346
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:21,741
Mine is not
To question why.
347
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:25,145
I hear and obey.
348
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:28,915
I'm ready,
Willing, and able.
349
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,418
Yes, master.
Yes, master.
350
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,953
Before we leave
This island...
351
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:38,158
For this brilliant caper,
We will have a rehearsal.
352
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,560
During the night
You will collect coconuts.
353
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,062
I said, "Coconuts."
354
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,566
They will represent
Gold bars.
355
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,135
You will collect
All these coconuts
356
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,603
And bring them
To the big hut.
357
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:54,674
At the count of 3,
You will begin.
358
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,476
1...
359
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:57,744
2...
360
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,346
3.
361
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,193
Ha ha ha!
362
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,132
Gilligan. Gilligan!
363
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,000
Wake up!
364
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,635
Good morning,
Skipper.
365
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,004
My arms. I must
Have strained them
When I was sleeping.
366
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,806
Never mind all that.
367
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,107
What's the big idea?
368
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,542
Big idea?
369
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,045
Yes. I suppose
You don't know
Anything about that.
370
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,747
What are you
Trying to do,
371
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,948
Corner
The coconut market?
372
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,217
Skipper,
I didn't do it.
373
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,718
I don't like work.
In fact, I hate work.
374
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,119
I'm pro-lazy.
375
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,222
First
You wreck the raft,
And now this.
376
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,856
I ought to give you
A big fat lip.
377
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,159
Hey, skipper.
You got a ring
Just like mine.
378
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,863
For goodness sake.
Where'd I get that?
379
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:51,931
Maybe you got it
For a prize
380
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,166
For collecting
The most coconuts.
381
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,535
[castaways talking]
382
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,670
What's going on
Out there?
383
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:01,474
Unh! Gilligan,
Why do you stand
On my feet?
384
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,212
[all talking]
385
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,981
What's all
The excitement
About?
386
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,250
Hey, skipper,
They got rings like us.
387
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,551
I belonged
To a club once
388
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,852
Where we all wore
The same rings.
389
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,355
Young lady,
I always join
Exclusive clubs.
390
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,023
As a matter of fact,
I consider them
Suspect
391
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,625
If they accept me
As a member.
392
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,560
The person who
Passed these rings out
393
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,896
Must be the same
Practical joker
That put that sign up.
394
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,333
Skipper:
"Fort knox"!
395
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,501
All: gilligan.
396
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,669
[boing]
397
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,984
Attention, robots.
398
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,220
It is time for
A dress rehearsal
399
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,189
On our assault
On fort knox.
400
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:53,460
Guards' protective
Devices have been
Put out of commission
401
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,429
By my gamma-laser cloud.
402
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,932
Now move in and take out
All the gold bullion.
403
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,284
You are moving too slow!
Faster!
404
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,286
Faster, faster!
405
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,560
You are supposed
To be robbing fort knox,
406
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,194
Not taking a guided tour!
407
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,195
Faster!
408
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,031
Faster, faster!
409
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,971
Oh, no! Sloppy! Sloppy!
410
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,607
Halt!
411
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,910
Such dumb robots.
412
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,614
I will give you
One more chance.
413
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:25,385
Please, be neat,
Sweet, petite,
414
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,787
But be fast and speedy!
415
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,790
Very speedy!
Fast, fast, fast, fast!
416
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:33,292
Very good. Go!
Go, go, go!
417
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,538
Ha! Ha ha!
418
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,375
Halt!
419
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,510
Now hear this.
420
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,545
Now hear this.
421
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:55,948
Deliver the gold bullion
To me at the lagoon.
422
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,384
Go!
423
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,397
Faster!
424
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,599
Faster, faster!
425
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,509
Ha ha ha!
426
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,577
Excellent!
Excellent!
427
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:27,079
Now give me the gold.
Give it all to me.
428
00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,781
Give it to me.
429
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,384
We hear and obey.
430
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:33,753
Not that way,
You stupid robots!
431
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,188
Not that way!
432
00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,891
Stop that!
Not that way!
433
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,231
Aah! You have
Smashed it!
434
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:48,000
You have smashed it!
[boing]
435
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:50,437
What?
Who is that?
436
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:51,504
What are we
Doing here?
437
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,506
[all talking]
438
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,643
Hey, come back!
439
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,310
Mr. Howell: rescue us!
Don't go away!
440
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,012
Dr. Balinkoff:
No! No! No!
441
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,181
Gilligan: help us!
442
00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:04,984
Come back!
We're stranded!
443
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,619
Gilligan:
I'll get him.
I'll get him.
444
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:09,822
After him! After him!
445
00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,515
Ah, you look lovely
As always, my dear.
446
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:37,049
Thank you, darling,
447
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,986
But you know,
This whole nasty
Adventure has upset me.
448
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,721
Oh, now, now,
My dear.
449
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,657
Besides, the professor
Says it's pointless
To build a raft now.
450
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,158
We missed the current.
451
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,326
Well, look
On the bright side.
452
00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:48,561
Behind
Every dark cloud,
453
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,429
A howell can find
A silver lining.
454
00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:51,998
A silver lining? Oh.
455
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,934
Gold, perhaps.
I'll show you
What I mean.
456
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,072
[whistles]
457
00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:02,174
Come along,
My dear.
458
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,418
You whistled
For a cab, sir?
459
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:15,054
Uh, we're late,
So ignore the signals.
460
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,526
Ma'am.
461
00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,127
Mrs. Howell:
Thank you.
462
00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,948
* they're here
For a long, long time *
463
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:44,350
* they'll have to make
The best of things *
464
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:46,218
* it's an uphill climb *
465
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:48,555
* the first mate
And his skipper, too *
466
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,657
* will do their very best *
467
00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:52,825
* to make the others
Comfortable *
468
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,894
* in the tropic island nest *
469
00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:56,128
* no phone, no lights *
470
00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:59,365
* no motorcars,
Not a single luxury *
471
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:01,534
* like robinson crusoe *
472
00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:03,636
* it's primitive as can be *
473
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,905
* so join us here
Each week, my friends *
474
00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:07,974
* you're sure to get a smile *
475
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,409
* from 7 stranded castaways *
476
00:25:10,476 --> 00:25:12,078
* here on gilligan's isle *
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