All language subtitles for Gilligans Island - 2x23 - Ship Ahoax_track3_[eng]

* just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale *

* a tale of a fateful trip *

* that started
From this tropic port *

* aboard this tiny ship *

* the mate was
A mighty sailin' man *

* the skipper brave and sure *

* 5 passengers set sail that day
For a 3-hour tour *

* a 3-hour tour *

[thunder]

* the weather started
Getting rough *

* the tiny ship was tossed *

* if not for the courage
Of the fearless crew *

* the minnow would be lost,
The minnow would be lost *

* the ship's aground
On the shore of this *

* uncharted desert isle *

* with gilligan *

* the skipper, too *

* the millionaire and his wife *

* the movie star *

* the professor and mary ann *

* here on gilligan's isle *

[thinking]
The months of isolation,
Monotony, and boredom

Combined with the lack
Of any hope of rescue

Is driving us
Closer and closer
To island madness.

It is only
A matter of time

Before we are
At each other's throats.

Skipper: gilligan,
I gave you an order.

Gilligan: but, skipper--

Skipper: no "But, skippers,"
Gilligan.

I gave you an order.
Now, move it.

From now on,
All the junk

That everybody asks you
To store for them

Stays on your side
Of the hut.

What am I gonna
Do with it?

That's your problem
Because it's on your side.

I'll stay on mine,
You stay on yours.

Well, how do
I get to my side

Without going
Through your side?

You get to your side
From the outside.

On the inside,
You stay off my side.

Now, did you
Figure that out?

No, but how come
You got that side?

Because I'm the captain.

Skipper,
We're on land now.

When we're on land,
We both have
Equal rights.

What was that?

I said,
I got rights, too.

Gilligan, you've got
What I decide you've got,
And that's all.

I've decided
I want this side.

Back!

This is my side.

This is my side.

Do this, gilligan.
Do that, gilligan.

Gilligan.
Always gilligan.

Don't tell me
He threw you out.

Just let him try, boy.
Just let him try.

Well, then,
What's that?

Well, everybody's
Been using my side
For their extra stuff.

Let 'em
Try that again.
Just let 'em try.

Gilligan,
There is no need
To get angry.

I'm not angry.
I'm mad.

Listen to me
For a minute.

If you're gonna
Try to tell me

To make up with
Big, fat, and bossy,
Forget it.

Do you realize
That we're sitting

On a keg
Of dynamite?

Where? Where?
Where?

Not literally,
But figuratively.

7 people cooped up
On an island.

It won't take much
To light the fuse.

That's ok with me.

No. There was a case
Some years ago.

7 civilized people
Shipwrecked near
Melanesia.

All friendly.
All helping each other.
Until...

Until?

Island madness set in.

But we're not
That kind of people,

We're nice
Kind of people.

So were they,
Until they destroyed
Each other.

Destroyed
Each other?

D-e-d? Dead?

Lovey, lovey,
You did that
On purpose.

I did not.

Yes, you did.

Well, I didn't today,
But I will tomorrow.

What?
You wouldn't dare.

In fact,
Until tomorrow.

Well,
What do you want?

It's me, gilligan.

Well, I know who it is,
Gilligan.

What are you doing?
Playing musical chairs?

It must be
Perfectly obvious,
Even to you

That I am alone.

Is mrs. Howell
Alone, too?

Naturally.

How come
I see you both?

If you're collecting
For some charity drive,

I always give
At the office.

I'm not collecting
For anything.

It's just that me
And my ex-friend
The skipper

Don't want our hut
Used for a closet.

Okay for you,
Miss high-and-mighty
Movie star,

You do,
And you can just

Find yourself
Another roommate.

Oh, why don't
You look where
You're going?

I wasn't going.
I was just standing.

Well, why are you
Always standing

Where other people
Are going?

Why are you
Mad at me?

I'm not mad at you.
I'm mad at her.

Well, why are you
Yelling at me?

Because.
That's not
A good reason.

Well, it's
A good enough
Reason for you.

[knocking]

Who's there?

It's me, gilligan.

Come in.

Whose side
Are you on?

Oh, which side
Is her side,

And which side
Is your side?

My side's
The right side.

Her side's
The wrong side.

In my hut, the skipper's
Got the left side,

And I've got the right side.

If you've got
The wrong side,

Then she's
Got the right side.

Who's got
The left side?

Why can't you learn
To speak english?

Because.
That's no reason.

It's good enough
For me.

Oh, you can put
My things there

And throw
Her stuff
Over there.

What are you doing?

Fortune-telling.
I'm trying to see

How many
Terrible things
I can see for her.

Fortune-telling
With cards?

Ginger, I don't even
Believe that.

You don't?

No. I don't believe
In ghosts or goblins

Or the wicked witch
Of the west, either.

Do you know
What card that is?

3 of clubs.

You're wrong.
It's the card
Of disaster.

It's the card
Which tells me

There's gonna be
A terrible
Earthquake.

Oh, come on, ginger.
I'm not dopey enough

[rumbling]
To believe
Anything like--

I'm dopey enough.
I'm dopey enough.

Hold on.

Which card's
Doing that?

The 3 of clubs.
Oh.

[sighs]
It stopped.

Here it comes again!

Oh, I gotta
Go tell the others.

[laughs]

We have
Those tremors
All the time.

You see, that pot
Begins to shake
Just before it hits.

Well, you've convinced
Gilligan

That you're
A 20th century
Prophet.

Well, the earthquake
Helped.

Listen, ginger.

Could you fool
Anyone else
Besides gilligan?

Well, sure I can.
I learned
From the best.

Hey, I broke
Into show business

With merlin
The mind reader.

And I learned
The seance and
The crystal ball bit

From a phoney sheik
Named ali ben casey.

Could you convince
Our friends out there

That a ship
Is on it's way?

Well, I could
Pull a few tricks,
Professor,

But I don't think
I could whip up
A ship.

Well, it's important
That they think
One is coming soon.

Gee, that doesn't
Seem right.

I know, I know,
But we've all reached
The boiling point,

And unless we can
Give them some hope,

The lid
Will blow off.

Yeah. Mary ann
And I

Nearly pulled
Each other's
Hair out,

And all
Over nothing.

Will you do it?

Well, it's not
That simple,
Professor.

I mean,
An audience,

It has
To be ready.

It's gotta be
Set up
And conditioned.

Gilligan:
And the 3 of clubs
Is the earthquake card.

Skipper: gilligan,
Nobody can tell
The future

With a deck of cards
Or anything else.

She can.

Well, she's gonna
Have to prove it
To me.

Now, you see?
You've convinced
Gilligan

With nothing more
Than a card trick.

In 5 minutes,
I could convince him

He's president
Johnson.

In 10,
That he's lady bird.

Mary ann, aren't you
Going to listen
To the 12:00 news?

I don't want to hear
What's going on there
While we're stuck here.

Skipper,
Where's the radio?

I sent gilligan
For it. Gilligan!

Well, don't just
Stand there,
Put it down.

But skipper--
On the table.

I know, skipper, but--
Turn it on.

Will you just
Listen to me
For a minute?

Oh, never mind,
Gilligan.
I'll do it myself.

Well,
How'd it get broken?

I don't know.
It's just one
Of those things.

One of what things?

One of those
Broken radio things?

Well, I'll check
It over.

I can probably
Have it ready

In time for
The 6:00 news.

I only disconnected
One wire.

Now, you sit down
And listen carefully.

Here comes
The 12:00 news,

Which will give you
The predictions

You're gonna make
For gilligan
This afternoon.

Announcer: and on
The sports scene,

It was army over navy
51 to 7,

And ohio state
Remained unbeaten

And will go
To the rose bowl.

Hi, skipper.
Hi, gilligan.

It's a shame
About your navy.

What about my navy?

Army whopped 'em,
51 to 7.

Oh, that's
A great big lie.

Ginger says
It's a great big
True.

Oh, and you believe her.
Yeah, I believe her.

Gilligan,
I'll tell you
What I'll do.

I'll bet you $5.00
That she's wrong.

I don't have any money,
And besides,
It wouldn't be fair.

Alright, gilligan.
Let's put it this way.

If she's wrong,
You collect the firewood
For a whole week, okay?

She's never wrong.

Collect the firewood
For a whole week?

2 weeks?

2 weeks.

If ginger says
It's gonna happen,
It's gonna happen.

Ha.
"Allied unlimited,
Up 4.

"International pump
Closed at a record
High of 38."

Ha! "Canadian
Petroleum..."

Oh, gilligan,
My boy,
That is ridiculous.

It's all true,
Mr. Howell.
Ginger said so.

Oh, ginger is just
Pulling your leg.

She never laid
A hand on me.

It's just a figure
Of speech.

And she's got
A very nice figure.

Don't you
Understand?
She's fooling you.

I'll bet she isn't.

Bet, did you say?

But I don't have
Any money.

Well, there must
Be something
We could bet.

This coat, this--

Uh, how about
Who collects

The well water
All next week?

You're on.
You're on.

I'm gonna warn you,
I'm gonna be

Awfully thirsty
Next week.

Okay, mr. Howell.

"Allied unlimited,
Up 4."

That's not
A prediction,
That's a miracle.

Announcer:
Allied unlimited,
Up 4 points.

Incredible!

The sports world
Was equally stunned

By army's 51 to 7
Victory over navy.

Incredible.

I think
It's very credible.

I could have bet
She couldn't do it.

You did.
A whole week's
Worth of water.

Now, I know,
Gilligan.

2 week's worth
Of wood.

Boy,
Am I gonna take

A lot
Of hot baths.

Ginger,
My darling girl,

Come over here.
Oh!

Did someone
Call me?

Sit here,
Ginger.

Sit here,
My dear.

I think they're
Convinced.

You mean, about
The predictions?

Yeah.
That was nothing.

Nothing?
Why, I could
Turn that town

Into enough loot
To build a winter resort.

Oh, you said
You always
Think big.

A winter resort?

You ever skied down
A money hill, hmm?

Can you predict
Something else?
Can you? Can you?

What would you
Like to know?

Oh, what I'd really
Like to know is--

When is
The rescue ship
Coming?

Yes. Say yes.
Could you?

I mean,
W--would you?

Tonight,
At 8:30.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, sit down, gilligan.
That's not necessary.

People in show biz
Like applause.

The professor
Isn't in show--
Oh, never mind.

We're ready
Whenever she is,
Professor.

I give you one
Of the wonders
Of the world.

A phenomenon
Unheard of

Since the days
Of king solomon.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Mademoiselle ginger!

Gilligan, sit down.

She's in show business.

I'm getting a vision.
It's coming clearer.

It's coming nearer.
I see...

I see 7 people
On an island.

I told you.
I told you.

Oh, even I can see that.

Would you two
Please be quiet?

Bravo, mary ann.

I see...
I see a ship.

I see a large ship.

Uh, perhaps one
Of my ships.

I see another ship.
And another.

And still
Another ship.

Good heavens.
They're calling out
My entire fleet.

Thurston,
Be quiet.

I'm sorry, darling.

Bravo, mrs. Howell.

On the side
Of the flagship,

I see the words written,
"Rescue mission."

I see a man
In a blue suit--

No. No. It's a uniform.

Radio announcer:
This is jonathan sanders,
Station wcau,

And we interrupt
This broadcast

To bring you a bulletin
From pearl harbor.

Admiral walker
Will personally
Head the search

For the missing
Destroyer,
U.S.S. York.

When last heard from,
It was in the same area

Which claimed the island
Pleasure boat minnow
And her 7 passengers.

100 ships
Will comb that area

Starting
At dawn tomorrow.

[all talking]

Oh!
Ginger, what have
You done?

It's wonderful,
Ginger!

I did it!
I did it!

Mirror, mirror,
On the wall.

Good morning,
Mary ann.

Good morning,
Professor.

It would seem
That you've been

Using our razor
To cut bamboo
Again.

You are as good
A fortune teller
As ginger.

By the way,
Have you and ginger

Settled
Your quarrel yet?

Quarrel?
With a rescue ship
On the way,

What's there
To quarrel about?

Absolutely nothing.

Oh, good morning,
Gilligan.

It sure is. In fact,
I said it to my big buddy.

Good morning,
Big buddy.

Don't tell me
The united states
Post office

Has finally
Located us?

No. Ginger asked me
To pass these out.

Oh. "Ginger the great.
Sees all, knows all,
Tells all.

By appointment only."

Yeah, I'm gonna
Pass them all out
So she'll take me.

It would appear,
Gilligan,

That she's going
To take all of us.

One by one.

[knocking]

Come in.

Well, this is very
Impressive.

Helps to put me
In the mood

To predict
The future.

Ginger, don't tell me
You've fallen
For your own act.

Why? I predicted
The rescue ship,

And the radio
Confirmed it.

But that was
Just a coincidence.

Oh. All you skeptics
Are the same.

What you don't
Understand, you call
A coincidence.

Now listen, ginger.
Before this thing
Goes too far, I--

[knocking]

Come in.

I'm sorry,
Professor.

I have another
Client waiting.

That's me.
I'm the client.

So, you've nothing
More to say...

No, no. Nothing.

That is, nothing
Shakespeare
Didn't say better.

"Oh, what a tangled
Web we weave

When first we practice
To deceive."

Boy, what he said.
What did he say?

Oh, we mystics
Have problems
With unbelievers.

Ah.
Be seated, please.

Now. What would
You like to know?

What's gonna happen to me
After we're rescued?

Door to the future,
Open wide.

Help me take
A look inside.

That's strange.

I can't see anything
But a dense mist.

It's getting
Thicker.

Maybe you tuned
In los angeles

And got a smog alert.

It's getting
Thicker. It's--

It's you, gilligan.

Stop breathing
On the crystal ball.

Sorry.

I see a ship.

The same one
You saw last night?

No. No, it's
A different one.

Oh. Am I on it?

Yes. Yes, you're
Wearing a uniform.

First mate, huh?

No. No, on the cap,
In gold braid,

It says, "Captain."

Me, a captain?

That's what I see.

What else?

Oh, well, I see you
At the wheel.
Yeah.

There's
A terrible storm.
A coral reef.

Oh, yeah?
That's enough.
That's enough.

Enough? Well,
Maybe there's more.

Look, I'm the captain
Of my own ship, right?

Right.
I'm in
A terrible storm

Heading for a reef,
Right?
Right.

Mmm. Take a peek.

You saved her!

Oh, boy.
I don't go through

A storm
Like that again.

Well, don't you want
To hear the rest?

No, I gotta
Go tell the skipper.

Ahoy there,
Fellow captain.

Ahoy there,
Fellow captain?

Now hear this:
Sweepers,
Man your brooms,

Fore and aft,
And do all
Those dirty jobs

I used to do.

Gilligan, do you
Feel alright?

Ginger read
Her crystal ball,

And guess
Who's gonna be

The captain
Of his own ship?

You.

Yo ho ho,
And a bottle of rum.

Gilligan, you couldn't
Captain a toy ship
In a rain barrel.

Yeah. If I get
To be captain,

You can be
My boatswain.

Boatswain?

Chief
Petty officer?

Gilligan,
I'm a captain.

I don't think a ship
Can have 2 captains.

That isn't exactly
What I had in mind.

You're jealous,
Because you're afraid

I'll be a better
Captain than you.

Gilligan, one thing
I do know for sure,

You're gonna be
A smarter captain
Than I am.

I am?
Oh!

Yes, because
You're not gonna hire

A first mate as dumb
As the one I hired.

You're right.
I'm not gonna hire
A first mate

As dumb as
The one you hired.

That's me.

And another thing.

Back!

And another thing.

Well, I wish
You'd tell me

What this
Is all about.

But, darling, I did.

Well, all you do
Is keep mumbling,

"Ginger money.
Ginger money.
Ginger money."

Has a lovely lilt,
Doesn't it?

[knocking]

Come in,
Ginger money.
I mean, ginger.

I hope I'm not late.

As a matter of fact,
You are.

Uh, right on time.

It's awfully
Nice of you

To have me
To tea.

Well, it's our pleasure.

Uh, ginger,
Mrs. Howell and I

Have grown very,
Very fond of you.

You have?
We have?

Yes, of course
We have.

We'd be destroyed
If we thought

That we'd be rescued
And never see you again.

Oh, I'll be
In hollywood.

You can always
Visit me.

The howells
In hollywood?

Why, we wouldn't
Even apply
For a passport.

You don't
Need a passport,
Mrs. Howell.

It's part of
The united states.

Ah. Not in our part.

Uh, lovey, lovey.
Uh, the present,
Remember?

Uh, what?

Uh, yes, the--
The present.

The m-I-n-k.

Oh, yes.

Uh, ginger, we are
A very lonely couple.

Oh, I thought
You had millions
Of friends.

No, we have millions
Of dollars,

But very, very few
Friends, my dear.

Oh, that's too bad.

I know it.

Uh, which one
Do you like?

Oh, they're both
Fabulous.

Oh, for me?

Yes, yes. For you.

But why?

To make you happy.

Oh, do you mind?

Of course.

And to make us happy,
All you have to do

Is give me the prices
One hour before
The market opens.

It wouldn't be fair,
Mr. Howell.

We're talking
A financial deal,

Not the honor system.

Anybody want
To hear the news?

Later, later,
Gilligan.

Oh, but I want
To see how close
Our rescue ship is.

Oh, did she
Shake on it?

Not yet. Not yet.

Not yet. Not yet.

Radio announcer:
Now, the latest word
On the intense search

For the missing destroyer,
U.S.S. York

Is mission accomplished.
The boat has been found,

And all aboard are safe.
The hunt is over.

The fleet is headed back
To pearl harbor.

Well, so much
For our rescue.

You said they were
Coming for us.

Well,
What about it,
Ginger?

Well, uh...

Well, go ahead,
Ginger. Tell them.

Tell them?

Yes, what you told me
Not 20 minutes ago.

Ginger saw
In her crystal ball
That the york was found.

Yeah, but what
About the ship

That's coming
To rescue us?

Well how
About that?

Mademoiselle ginger
Will give you

The exact date,
Hour, and day
Of its arrival...

Tonight.

I won't.
You must.

Professor,
I'm all through

Conning myself
And them.

But you saw what it did
For their morale.

The answer is no.
N-o, no.

Hi, professor.
You all set?

For what?
To read my future.

I can't wait to see
What's gonna happen next.

Gilligan,
I've got to tell
You something.

No. First,
We're gonna sit down

And stare into
The crystal ball.

Oh.

Oh, my.
It's cracked.

Never mind, ginger.
I know my future.

Everybody's
Gonna kill me.

Oh, no,
They won't.

They won't?

No, she can do
The same thing
With a seance.

Seance? Wait till
I tell the others.

Ginger, can you
Do a seance?

Now, he asks me.

[whispering]
Where's the
Professor?

He thinks
It's silly.

Why are we
Whispering?

Well, it's 8:30
On the dot. Ooh.

Mademoiselle ginger,
We're ready.

Are there any
Unbelievers present?

Unbelievers,
Stand up.

Oh, gilligan.
She doesn't need
Any help.

What do we do now,
Ginger?

Everybody must be
Very, very quiet.

Hold your fingers lightly
On the table.

O spirits,
If you can hear me,

Make the table rise.

Lower the table,
O spirits.

Ow!
No talking!

But--
Shh!

Oh, thank you,
Spirit.

Now, I will see
If the spirits
Are willing to speak.

O spirits
Of kitchatoomie,

Are you ready to speak?

[muffled honking]

Louder.

[honking]

Ginger: louder.

[loud honking]

The spirits are ready
To speak.

Now, does anyone have
Any questions?

I have a question.

You will have to write out
Your questions.

Gilligan.
Huh?

Don't you have
Any questions to ask?

I want to talk
To my uncle john.

Well, write it out.

He can't read.

Now, let me see
What I can ask you.

I already know
What I want to know.

The boat. How about
The boat? The boat.

The rescue boat
Will arrive--

When? When?

Not soon enough
For friends so true.

Look for the boat
When the moon is blue.

Oh. It's a blue moon,
Skipper.
It's a blue moon.

That's nice, gilligan.
Now, goodnight.

But that means
The rescue ship
Is coming.

I've gotta go light
The signal fire.

Gilligan.

I'm afraid you're
Wasting your time

Building
That signal fire.

Well, I didn't want
To show you
This before,

But now, I guess
I'll have to.
Read it.

Where did you get this?
Ooh!

"Please don't tell anyone
I'm a fake"?

Remember
At the seance
The other night,

When she handed out
Those blank pieces
Of paper

For us to write on?

Well, this is what
Was written on mine.

I didn't even
Look at mine.

Well, you shoved it
In your pocket,
Remember?

Yeah, but I still
Got it.

There, you see?

Mmm. What an honor,
Skipper.

We're the only 2 people
She trusts.

That's right,
Little buddy,

And we're not going
To let her down,
Are we?

No, siree, skipper.
There's some things
Bigger than boats.

That's exactly
Right, gilligan.
Exactly right.

I still think
It sounded like
My uncle john.

Oh, gilligan,
It was a trick.

Now, will you
Go to seep?

How come the table
Went up and down?

Like I said, gilligan,
She used some sort
Of a trick.

I don't know
What she did,
But that's what it was.

Don't you believe
In anything?

Gilligan, I don't
Believe in magic,
If that's what you mean.

Me, neither.

Well, I'm certainly glad
To hear that.

Now, please
Go to sleep.

Sir, I think
It might
Get cold tonight.

Do you want me
To get some
Blankets?

I'll get it for you.

Oh, that's okay,
Skipper.
I'll get it.

Blanket, blanket,
On the shelf,

Come to gilligan
By yourself.

Gilligan.

Night, skipper.

G-g-goodnight,
Gilligan.

* they're here
For a long, long time *

* they'll have to make
The best of things *

* it's an uphill climb *

* the first mate
And his skipper, too *

* will do their very best *

* to make the others
Comfortable *

* in their tropic
Island nest *

* no phone, no light *

* no motor cars,
Not a single luxury *

* like robinson crusoe *

* it's primitive as can be *

* so join us here
Each week, my friends *

* you're sure to get a smile *

* from 7 stranded castaways *

* here on gilligan's isle *