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* just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale *
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* a tale of a fateful trip *
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* that started
From this tropic port *
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* aboard this tiny ship *
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* the mate was
A mighty sailin' man *
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* the skipper brave and sure *
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* five passengers set sail
That day for a 3-hour tour *
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* a 3-hour tour *
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[thundering]
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* the weather started
Getting rough *
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* the tiny ship was tossed *
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* if not for the courage
Of the fearless crew *
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* the minnow would be lost
The minnow would be lost *
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* the ship set ground
On the shore of this *
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* uncharted desert isle *
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* with gilligan *
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* the skipper too *
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* the millionaire and his wife *
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* the movie star *
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* the professor and mary ann *
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* here on gilligan's isle *
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You don't have to close
Your eyes, gilligan.
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It's against the law
To read anybody else's mail.
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I promise
Not to report you.
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Okay. It'll go out
In the 2:00 tide.
Thank you.
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Your boyfriend
Sure is lucky.
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He not only gets
A letter every week
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He gets a nickel back
In the envelope.
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Hi, skipper.
What are you doing?
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I'm recharging
The batteries on the radio.
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Now, if it isn't
Too exhausting
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Would you mind turning the radio
On to see if it works?
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Man on radio:
And now here's
A social note.
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Cathay society
Was stunned today
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By the surprise elopement
Of cybil wentworth
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The shipping heiress,
With horace higgenbothum.
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Higgenbothum is said
To come from a small town
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Near horners corners,
Kansas.
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Did he say
Horace higgenbothum?
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Yeah.
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From horners corners?
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That's right.
Why, you know him?
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That's mary ann's
Boyfriend.
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Mary ann's boyfriend!
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Yeah, the one she keeps writing
A letter to every day?
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I just mailed one
For her.
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Why, that dirty
Double-crosser!
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Marrying another girl.
For goodness sakes!
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And doing that to our
Poor little mary ann.
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Maybe he's trying
To make her jealous.
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Hi, professor.
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Well, skipper,
What's the decision?
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Well, gilligan
Was just about to volunteer.
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Oh, no, I'm not!
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- oh, yes, you are!
- oh, no.
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Let somebody else
Tell mary ann
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That some girl
Stole her boyfriend
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Right out from under her nose
With her back turned!
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Under her nose
With her back turned?
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Well, it's anatomically
Impossible, of course.
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However, gilligan
Does have a point.
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He should have
Freedom of choice.
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And I choose to wait
Until after we're rescued
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Then horace can tell her
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Because he knows her
Better than we do.
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Wait a minute, gilligan.
Alright, professor.
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We'll do this
The democratic way.
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- I'll buy that.
- yes, gilligan.
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Now, all those in favor of
Gilligan telling mary ann
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Raise your right hand.
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There you are, gilligan.
Two to one.
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On your way, little buddy.
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If that's
The democratic way
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I'm gonna turn
Into a republican!
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Man on radio:
Now once again
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It's time for radio's most
Popular dramatic series
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Old dr. Young.
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When last we left
County hospital
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Eileen frobersher had been
Admitted for a checkup.
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Unbeknownst to her,
Her x-rays revealed something.
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Meanwhile, in another
Part of the hospital
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Old dr. Young is talking
To his son young dr. Young.
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Old dr. Young:
Son, the young and lovely
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Eileen frobersher
Must be told about her x-rays.
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But, father, should we
Tell her now?
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Not we.
You.
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And right now.
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If that is my duty,
Then I shall do it.
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Son, you are walking
The wrong way.
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Because...I cannot
Just burst into her room
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And blurt out
The results of the x-rays.
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That I cannot do!
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You will have to assign
Someone else to the job.
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Son, be a man.
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Remember the hippocratic oath?
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Yes, father.
You are always right.
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I will do it..
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...Tomorrow.
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Gilligan, can't you
Do anything right?
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Well, you see--
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For goodness sakes! Must you
Goof up the simplest assignment?
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Well, you see--
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Around here it's
Talk, talk, talk
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But not a word
To mary ann!
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Gentlemen, this arguing
Isn't getting us anywhere.
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I wasn't arguing.
All I was saying was, "You see."
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He was arguing.
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I can see I'll have
To tell her myself!
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Eh--de--
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I wanna tell you,
He beat me by that much.
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Another second,
And I'd have told her.
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Oh, I can still
Catch him.
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Thanks a lot,
Little buddy.
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Radio: and so we conclude
Another chapter
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Of the story
Of old dr. Young.
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Ohh...
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Hello, mary ann.
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[sniffs]
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Say...
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Oh, something
Smells good.
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What are you
Cooking?
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Mushrooms.
I picked them myself.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Uh, mary ann...
Yes?
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There's something
I've got to tell you.
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Why, is something
Wrong?
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Well, yes, there is.
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Well, couldn't be
Half as bad
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As what happened
To poor eileen frobersher.
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I wouldn't trade places with her
For anything else in the world!
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Who?
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Eileen frobersher,
The poor girl on the radio.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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Well, you see,
It's just that..
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Uh...The mushrooms!
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You've gotta
Be careful!
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Careful?
About what?
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The--the species.
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I mean, some mushrooms
Are toadstools.
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Can make you
Quite ill
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And others are
Actually poisonous!
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Poisonous!
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Oh, you can never tell.
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You've got to get rid
Of those.
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It's a good thing you didn't say
Anything to mary ann.
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That'd be all wrong.
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It would?
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Well, certainly.
There's only one thing
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That can ease her
Breaking heart
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When she hears about
Horace higgenbothum.
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Only one thing can make
A girl forget a man.
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What's that,
Ginger?
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Another man! Mary ann
Needs a dream man
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Someone very exciting
To just come along
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And sweep her off her feet.
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Well, I'm terribly sorry,
Ginger, but I'm already married.
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Well, mr. Howell
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There's three eligible
Bachelors on the island.
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You're so right!
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With three attractive bachelors
Vying for her attention
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All thoughts of horace
Will vanish!
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Exactly!
Now, just a moment.
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I have never shown the slightest
Romantic interest in mary ann.
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Professor, a few lessons at my
Private charm school
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And you'll just
Captivate her.
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Now, wait a minute,
Ginger.
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I've been acting like
Her big brother.
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I can't act like
Her boyfriend now.
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For her sake,
It's casanova time.
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Captain, I'm going
To take you in hand.
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What about me?
Who's gonna teach me?
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It's a nasty trick to play on my
Wife, but c'est la guerre.
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Your hair, with the light
Shining on it
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Is breathtakingly
Beautiful.
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Oh, gilligan.
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And your eyes
Are limpid pools of indigo blue.
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Oh, gilligan!
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Shell-like ears
And pearly teeth.
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Those lips,
Those nose..
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Oh, gilligan!
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I'm sorry, mrs. Howell,
But I am improving.
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This time I got as far as
The nose before I blew it!
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You're supposed
To charm mary ann
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Not take inventory.
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Now, can't you use
A more romantic voice?
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[husky voice]
More breathless?
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Mary ann,
You're peachy keen.
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[wheezing]
Eee...Eee...
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Gilligan, you're supposed
To sound romantic
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Not asthmatic.
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Not so good, huh?
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No. We'll have to try
Another approach.
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We'll pattern you after somebody
Else. Now, let me see.
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Oh, I have it!
Charles boyer!
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How do I love thee?
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Let me count the ways.
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I love thee to the depth
And breadth and height
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That my soul can reach!
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Oh, mr. Howell,
I feel so silly.
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Must you hold
My hand like that?
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Well, I'm just trying to show
You how to act, that's all.
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I know, but mr. Howell,
I can't recite poetry.
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It just isn't my image!
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Your image? Just exactly
What is your image?
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Well, I've always
Figured myself
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As the big
Outdoor type.
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Well, you are built
Like the ponderosa.
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No, you know
What I mean.
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The big, strong,
Silent type.
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You know, I've always thought
That I should be a cowboy.
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Somewhere there
Breathes a horse
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That is glad
That you are not.
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Come on, mr. Howell.
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You know how the girls
Are always crazy
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About marshal dillon.
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Come to think of it,
They do favor outdoor types.
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Exactly! They like men
That talk about ridin' the range
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And bull doggin'
And shoot outs
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And all that sorta
Thing!
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Okay, bravo billy,
Head her off at the pass!
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You're on, partner!
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They went thataway!
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Good evening,
Mary ann.
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Uh...You look
Very healthy tonight.
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Oh, brother.
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Oh, that wasn't much
Like cary grant, was it?
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Wasn't even very much
Like general grant.
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I'll never be able
To learn this.
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Let me show you,
Professor.
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Now, pretend
That I'm cary grant.
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You?
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Yeah. Pretend that
I'm tall, charming
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Loaded with
Masculinity.
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Well, I shall find it very easy
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To pretend you're
Tall and charming
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But you've got
The wrong kind of load.
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We're just pretending,
Professor.
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Now, cary is the kind of man
Who sweeps a girl off her feet.
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He'd take her in his
Arms like this
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And he'd whisper her name
Over and over and over.
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Mary ann..
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...Mary ann..
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...Mary ann.
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Isn't that
A bit redundant?
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Professor, a girl likes
To hear her name!
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Now let's try it
Again.
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Mary ann..
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...Mary ann..
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...Mary ann.
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Now you whisper
Something to me.
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Ah, carrie...
252
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,378
Yes?
253
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,080
Gee, you smell
Nice tonight.
254
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,815
Oh!
255
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:18,618
[knock on door]
256
00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,087
Come in.
257
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,991
Ah, ma chere.
258
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:27,094
Quelle surprised
To find you at 'ome.
259
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,830
Ah, I brought these
Pour vous.
260
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:33,000
And now, I kiss your
Hand, eh?
261
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,839
Gilligan, do you feel alright?
262
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:41,875
Oui. Come.
Let us sit over here
263
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,812
So I can tell you
About la plume de ma tante
264
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,281
Which is across the street
From the kasbah.
265
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,482
[knock on door]
266
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,351
I'll be right back.
267
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,723
Howdy, ma'am!
268
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,958
Oh, skipper,
Come on in.
269
00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,728
Oh, boy, am I
Glad to see you.
270
00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,830
The strangest thing just
Happened gilligan came..
271
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,365
"Howdy, ma'am"?
272
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,034
Yup!
273
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,770
I sure am glad to see
You're alone, ma'am.
274
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,571
Well, I'm not
Exactly.
275
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,874
I was sewing on this dress,
And gilligan came..
276
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:17,110
Here, ma'am. I picked these
For you down at the corral.
277
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,178
The corral?
278
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,781
Is that anywhere near
The kasbah?
279
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,284
Oh! I'm sorry, ma'am.
Pardon me.
280
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,519
I thought you was alone!
281
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,722
Howdy, partner!
282
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:29,790
[knock on door]
283
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,059
Oh, come in!
284
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,628
[imitating cary grant]
Mary ann, mary ann, mary ann.
285
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,030
Professor!
286
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:40,167
Just a minute.
I've got a few more mary anns.
287
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,737
First, I want you
To put these into a vase!
288
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,638
I see you've been down
To the corral, too!
289
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,542
Corral? Why, my dear,
You do have a sense of humor.
290
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,078
And what have we here?
291
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,914
That's exactly what
I'm trying to figure out.
292
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,783
My dear, they're not
Good enough for you.
293
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,684
Not half good enough!
294
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,652
Zat is not true,
You--you--limey!
295
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,154
Limey, eh?
296
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,758
Why, I've got half a mind
To teach you a lesson!
297
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,827
It's a duel you want, eh?
En garde!
298
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,495
Now, wait a minute,
You two!
299
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,098
I don't advise no fighting
Around here while I'm here!
300
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,933
Stay out of this,
Sheriff john!
301
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,236
Everybody's gone
Stark raving mad!
302
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,639
Oh, mr. Howell,
Mrs. Howell!
303
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:20,740
Come in, child.
304
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,242
Mr. Howell,
You've got to help!
305
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,543
It's gilligan, skipper,
And the professor.
306
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,677
They've gone island happy!
307
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,146
Oh, you've got to
Help me, please!
308
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,614
Let's discuss this
Calmly, my dear.
309
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,883
You girls have got to hide.
In the closet, under the bed
310
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,852
In a trunk!
Please, mr. Howell, hurry!
311
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,586
What's wrong
With you, mary ann?
312
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,188
It's not me!
It's them!
Them?
313
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,991
Yes! I was sewing on a dress,
And gilligan came in
314
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,592
And he thought
He was charles boyer!
315
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,161
Oh, good for him!
316
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,630
Then the skipper came in, and
He thought he was matt dillon
317
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,165
And he had a fight
With cary grant!
318
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,835
Next time you have
A dream like that, send for me.
319
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,469
But it wasn't
A dream, ginger!
320
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,039
They're just trying to make
An impression on you, darling.
321
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,074
They impressed me
Right out of my wits!
322
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,708
You'd better get
Right back there.
323
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,110
Without feminine
Influences
324
00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,180
No telling what they
Might do to each other.
325
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:03,150
Skipper: how long do we have
To keep up this masquerade?
326
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,618
Professor: I'm not sure.
A young girl like mary ann
327
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,287
I'd give her about a week.
328
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,890
(skipper)
I wish there was an easier way
To tell her.
329
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,158
The same thing happened
To a friend of my sister's.
330
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,893
How long did it
Take her to get over it?
331
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,761
She never
Recovered.
332
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,529
(skipper)
'poor mary ann.'
333
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,698
Ohh...
334
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,834
The mushrooms!
335
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:24,838
They were poisonous!
336
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:28,909
Oh, no wonder they're
Being so nice to me.
337
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,178
They want to tell me
I'm gonna d..
338
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,913
Oh!
339
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,453
Man on radio:
Young dr. Young
340
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,489
On the advice
Of his father, the doctor
341
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,757
Has told her
The results of the x-rays.
342
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,993
Eileen speaks.
343
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,461
Eileen: doctor,
Please don't spare me.
344
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,696
Tell me everything.
345
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,398
How much longer do I have?
346
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:54,701
Young dr. Young:
A week, perhaps.
Maybe less.
347
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,436
I will spend it alone.
348
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,939
I will not burden
Others with my problems.
349
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,108
That is wrong.
Very wrong.
350
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,676
You must seek out
Your friends
351
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:04,945
Be honest with them.
352
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,579
Tell them that I know.
353
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,215
Face it with a smile?
354
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:11,018
Yes. And above all,
Be brave.
355
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:16,123
Oh, doctor!
I will be brave!
356
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:24,397
And I'll be as brave
As you, eileen frobersher.
357
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,568
Twenty eight, twenty nine
358
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,071
Thirty, thirty one, thirty two..
359
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,974
Oh, gilligan!
You're not even trying!
360
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,375
Hi, gilligan.
Hi, skipper.
361
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,409
Hi, mary ann!
362
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,545
I came over to thank you
For last night.
363
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,013
For last night?
364
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,016
Well, I know why you were trying
To cheer me up
365
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,452
And I wanted to tell you
I appreciate it.
366
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,519
Who told you?
367
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,055
Nobody told me.
368
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,023
I overheard the professor
Talking to you about it.
369
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,324
That's wonderful,
Mary ann.
370
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,626
You're quite a girl
For taking it so calmly.
371
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,795
Yeah, we thought you'd cry and
Stamp your feet and everything.
372
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,397
I've decided
To be brave.
373
00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,200
Good girl. You might just
As well make the best of it.
374
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,535
Huh?
It'll all be over
In a little while.
375
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,603
Oh!
376
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,938
Let's go tell
The others.
377
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,140
They'll be real happy
She's taking it like a man
378
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,376
Considering she's a girl.
379
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,982
Mr. And mrs. Howell! Wait till
You hear the good news!
380
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,017
Mary ann knows,
And she's calm as anything!
381
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,085
Oh, what a relief.
382
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,286
Thurston, did you hear that?
383
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,753
Now we can stop
Pretending.
384
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,089
Yes, mary ann,
You have our sympathy
385
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,224
Though I must say
It's a small loss.
386
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,092
What?
387
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,826
Thurston, must
You be so blunt?
388
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,561
Well, it's not
The end of the world.
389
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,031
Sure. This kinda
Thing happens every day!
390
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:36,136
Yes, dear. We cry a little,
And then we forget.
391
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,504
I've got a good idea.
392
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,872
Why don't we give
A party to celebrate?
393
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,309
I've been saving a bottle
Of bubbly 1932--
394
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,811
Oh, how can you all be so
Callous at a time like this?
395
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:48,148
How can you think of giving
A party at a time like this?
396
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,349
Whatever's
The matter
397
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,051
With that poor
Little girl?
398
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,186
Well, I'll admit
1932 was a bad year
399
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,288
But to get so hysterical
About it..
400
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,425
She probably cries
Over a bad crepe suzette.
401
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,465
Professor:
Aw, the poor girl.
402
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,800
I'll give her a week.
Maybe less.
403
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,702
Skipper: it would
Break my heart
To have to tell her.
404
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,904
Gilligan: the same thing
Happened to a friend
Of mine's sister.
405
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,075
She never recovered, never
Recovered, never recovered.
406
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,943
She's so sweet
And innocent.
407
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,078
Never recovered.
408
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,113
You can't be sure
About mushrooms.
409
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,781
They might be
Poisonous.
410
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:22,915
Never recovered.
Mushrooms.
411
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,784
She's so sweet
And innocent.
412
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,353
Never recovered...
413
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,764
Where am I?
414
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,402
Nurse?
415
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:43,503
Nurse?
416
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,038
Nurse!
417
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,673
Did you ring,
My dear?
418
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,509
What am I doing in the hospital?
What's wrong with me?
419
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,212
I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed
To tell a patient
420
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,514
With a fatal disease
What's wrong with them.
421
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,383
You mean I have
A fatal disease?
422
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,685
Wherever did you
Get that idea?
423
00:16:58,751 --> 00:16:59,819
From you.
424
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,054
Oh, no wonder
425
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,656
All the nurses call me
Miss blabbermouth.
426
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,991
[knock on door]
427
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,859
Come in.
428
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,861
Ah, good morning,
Nurse!
429
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,130
Good morning,
Doctor.
430
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,332
Ha ha! Great day
To be alive.
431
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,201
For some of us,
That is.
432
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,170
You're always
A million laughs, doctor.
433
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,972
Ha ha. Thank you.
And who have we here?
434
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,841
I'm mary ann.
Who are you?
435
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,611
Oh, I'm kindly
Dr. Zorbagalespie
436
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,779
Lovable chief of staff.
That's who I..
437
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:31,151
She's an inquisitive
Little creature, isn't she?
438
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,920
Well..."Mary ann frobersher."
439
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,622
That's who she was,
Alright.
440
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,190
Was?
441
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:40,460
You must be the one they call
Miss blabbermouth.
442
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,296
Well, this doesn't
Look too bad.
443
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,133
Oh, yes, yes.
444
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,934
Ooh! Ooh, ooh.
445
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,169
[whistles]
446
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,703
Ha ha wow! Wowie.
447
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,172
Ooh! Hoo!
448
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,174
Well, there's nothing to worry
About, my dear.
449
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,143
I have a feeling you're hiding
Something from me.
450
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,344
Nonsense!
451
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,314
This room will be available
This afternoon.
452
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,750
Shall we charge her
For the full day?
453
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,286
Please...I have to see
Old dr. Young.
454
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,221
Well, you can't see
Old dr. Young.
455
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,390
He's on another case.
He can't be bothered.
456
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,360
Bothered?
But I'm gonna die!
457
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,229
Well, that's exactly the sort
Of thing that bothers him.
458
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,165
Oh, nurse, let me see
Young dr. Young.
459
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,832
I'm awfully sick!
460
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,234
My dear, this is a hospital.
461
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,236
We have more important
Things to do
462
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,871
Than take care of sick people.
463
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,273
More important!
464
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,542
We're preparing a tv series.
465
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,878
Oh, please,
I've gotta see somebody!
466
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,282
Yes, and so you shall,
My dear. You shall indeed.
467
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:39,452
We are flying in at no expense
To us but a bundle to you
468
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,289
Three of the most important
Surgeons in the world!
469
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,923
Mustn't keep them
Waiting, my dear.
470
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:47,260
I'll send them in the moment
They arrive, doctor.
471
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:50,997
I, miss frobersher, shall
Make other arrangements.
472
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,465
Other arrangements?
473
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:56,336
The next of kin
And who rides with the family.
474
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,437
Ohh!
475
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:01,174
Oh, so nice to see you,
Doctor, doctor, uh..
476
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,642
Dr. Boyer!
477
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,611
Please, I do not have time for
Zee chit-chat, doctor.
478
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,079
I hope I have not
Arrived too late, eh?
479
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,415
Of course, of course.
480
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,751
The services won't be
Until tomorrow.
481
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,487
Miss frobersher, neither
The wind nor the rain
482
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,290
Nor the dark night could keep me
From your side.
483
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,991
Isn't that what
The mailmen say?
484
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,861
Oui. I graduated from
A correspondent school.
485
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,397
Oh, doctor, you've got to tell
Me the truth. Please?
486
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,566
First I take ze pulse,
Eh?
487
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,809
Oh, well.
488
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,245
Doctor, I'm still alive!
489
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:41,281
Please, when I make
A diagnoses, it's final.
490
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,020
Hey, something is wrong.
491
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,922
[knock on door]
492
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,861
Put your hands down,
Partner.
493
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,363
It's me.
494
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,398
Oh, it's old doc dillon,
Specialist from the west.
495
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,832
Where's this sick filly?
496
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,534
Right this way, doctor.
497
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,036
Well, sorry, ma'am.
Got here as soon as I could.
498
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,838
[horse whinnies]
499
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,106
You came by horse?
500
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,576
Well, that's what
Slowed me down a little.
501
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,177
You see, I got a ticket
On the freeway...
502
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,313
For attracting flies.
503
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,882
This, doctor, is
A very sick girl.
504
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:19,085
Well, I'll have this case
Diagnosed in no time.
505
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:23,055
Let me see what it says
Here on the last roundup.
506
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,392
Well, now...
507
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,395
We got a broken fetlock.
508
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,363
Doctor, that's the bedpost.
509
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,464
Don't listen to her.
510
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,966
She thinks she knows
Everything.
511
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,968
[knock on door]
512
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,837
Oh, come in, please!
513
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,276
Dear, dear, dear,
You look awful!
514
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,177
Oh, he ain't
The patient.
515
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,813
Well, you look
Even worse.
516
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:47,880
I'm the patient!
517
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,917
Oh, well,
Stick out your tongue.
518
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,921
Ah, yes, well, I think
We're going to have to operate.
519
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,456
Operate?
What have I got?
520
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,691
Well, you've got a severe case
Of roomis igloomis.
521
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,527
Zat is what you have,
Alright.
522
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,329
What is roomis igloomis?
523
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,996
It's a medical term,
My dear.
524
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,197
No concern of yours.
525
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,733
Oh, but I'm the one
Who's got it.
526
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,601
Well, if you insist
Upon knowing,
527
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,838
Igloomis is from the eskimo word
Igloo, meaning mush.
528
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,307
Roomis is from the latin word
Motel, meaning vacancy
529
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,743
Or, in the layman's
Tongue, room
530
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:20,347
Therefore roomis
Igloomis, mush room.
531
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,415
Mush room.
532
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,883
Mushrooms!
533
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,752
I ate poison mushrooms!
534
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,321
Zat is ze only way
To catch roomis igloomis.
535
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,357
Well, let's get on
With the operation.
536
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:31,858
I got to get back
To a sick calf.
537
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,460
I will ring
For the operating nurse.
538
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,328
Where is the ringer, eh?
539
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:36,796
The ringer?
540
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,398
[mumbling]
541
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,232
You rang, doctor?
542
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,634
Hmm? Not yet.
543
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,236
Ohh, zis kind of nurse
Is my kind of nurse.
544
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,372
Now, see here,
Doctor.
545
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:47,273
We haven't got time
For tomfoolery!
546
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,341
Oh, yes, we do.
547
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,343
I've got time
For tom foolery.
548
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,579
Dick and harry
Foolery, too.
549
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,780
We got to prepare
For an operation.
550
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,548
Where can we find
A kitchen table?
551
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,517
Now, just a minute, doctor.
We've got to scrub up.
552
00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:00,019
Now, nurse, where
Do we go to scrub up?
553
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,854
Walk this way, gentlemen.
554
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,364
We'll try and walk
That way, ma'am,
555
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,400
But I don't think
We'll make it.
556
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,269
No stampedin' now!
557
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,606
Oh, isn't anybody going
To pay any attention to me?
558
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,674
I'm the one who's sick!
559
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,483
Ohh, please.
560
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,952
Please, somebody help me.
561
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,353
I'll help you, honey.
562
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:37,390
Oh, get old doctor young
Or young dr. Young.
563
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:39,191
I'm too young to die.
Oh, please, help me.
564
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:41,394
Take it easy, honey,
You're going to be alright.
565
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,929
You're going
To be fine.
566
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:43,996
Take it easy.
567
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,398
Wake up.
Wake up, honey.
568
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,066
It's only
A bad dream.
569
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,668
Wake up.
570
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:52,405
Where am I?
571
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,873
You were having
A dream.
572
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,708
Pretty bad one
From the way you were yelling.
573
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:58,411
Oh, it wasn't a dream,
Ginger.
574
00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,212
I ate some
Poison mushrooms.
575
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:01,748
That's why you had
A nightmare.
576
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,883
Mary ann, those mushrooms
Weren't poisonous.
577
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,920
W-well, why were
The 3 of you so nice to me?
578
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:11,458
You know. To make you forget
Horace higgenbothum.
579
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,793
Horace?
What's he got to do with it?
580
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,127
He got married!
581
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,864
Horace higgenbothum
Got married?
582
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,298
Oh, the poor girl.
583
00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:20,533
Poor girl?
584
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,602
Oh, ginger, horace
Is a real creep.
585
00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:25,304
How come all those letters,
All the ones I mailed?
586
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:27,540
Oh, I'm sorry
About that gilligan.
587
00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:30,342
I guess I acted
Sort of foolish.
588
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,479
Well, you see, ginger
Has so many boyfriends
589
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,981
And mrs. Howell
Has mr. Howell
590
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:38,485
And I just wanted somebody
To think I had someone,
591
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,086
So I invented a romance.
592
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,621
Oh, we all care for you.
593
00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:43,289
Well, certainly. You didn't have
To scare us half to death
594
00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:44,724
To make us prove it.
595
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,426
Oh, I guess you think
I'm pretty silly, huh?
596
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:50,630
Silly? Just because
You write a letter
597
00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:52,231
And address it to a guy
You hardly know
598
00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:54,501
And stuff it in a bottle
And throw it in the ocean?
599
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,570
Who would
Call that silly? Ha!
600
00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,049
Hi, boys.
What's for dinner?
601
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,050
Hi, mary ann.
602
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,819
Mushrooms.
603
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,020
What?
604
00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:15,822
Oh, we're just
Kidding you, mary ann.
605
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:16,989
I guess it'll be
A long time
606
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:18,224
Before you'll eat
Another mushroom.
607
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,358
Boy, you can say that again.
608
00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:20,560
I guess it'll be
A long time before--
609
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,928
Oh, ha ha ha!
610
00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:23,229
You don't have to worry
About mushrooms anymore.
611
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,230
I got a book
That tells about them.
612
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,231
You do?
613
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,566
Uh-huh, yeah, and it's called
614
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,535
"How to tell a mushroom
From a toadstool
615
00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:31,103
By the late
Dr. Morton keptstoned."
616
00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:34,006
Both: the late?
617
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,708
The late?
618
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:44,651
* now this is a tale
Of our castaways *
619
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,385
* they're here
For a long, long time *
620
00:24:46,452 --> 00:24:49,321
* they'll have to make
The best of things *
621
00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:50,857
* it's an uphill climb *
622
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:53,325
* the first mate
And his skipper, too *
623
00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:55,094
* will do their very best *
624
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:57,329
* to make the others
Comfortable *
625
00:24:57,396 --> 00:24:59,365
* in their tropic island nest *
626
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:00,700
* no phone, no light *
627
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:03,803
* no motorcars,
Not a single luxury *
628
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:06,205
* like robinson crusoe *
629
00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,174
* it's primitive as can be *
630
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,610
* so join us here
Each week, my friends *
631
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,478
* you're sure to get a smile *
632
00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:15,114
* from 7 stranded castaways *
633
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,617
* here on gilligan's isle **
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