Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:04,272
* just sit right back,
And you'll hear a tale *
2
00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:06,407
* a tale of a fateful trip *
3
00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:08,942
* that started
From this tropic port *
4
00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,179
* aboard this tiny ship *
5
00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:13,514
* the mate was
A mighty sailin' man *
6
00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:15,716
* the skipper brave and sure *
7
00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:20,688
* 5 passengers set sail that day
For a 3-hour tour *
8
00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:23,524
* a 3-hour tour *
9
00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,193
[thunder]
10
00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,828
* the weather started
Getting rough *
11
00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,663
* the tiny ship was tossed *
12
00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,965
* if not for the courage
Of the fearless crew *
13
00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:36,770
* the minnow would be lost,
The minnow would be lost *
14
00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:39,207
* the ship's aground
On the shore of this *
15
00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,709
* uncharted desert isle *
16
00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,911
* with gilligan *
17
00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:46,314
* the skipper, too *
18
00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:50,984
* the millionaire and his wife *
19
00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,254
* the movie star *
20
00:00:53,321 --> 00:00:56,090
* the professor and mary ann *
21
00:00:56,157 --> 00:01:00,361
* here on gilligan's isle *
22
00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,160
[snoring]
23
00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:35,263
Whoo, sounds like
A jet plane with asthma.
24
00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,532
[snort]
25
00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:50,411
[engine whistling
Overhead]
26
00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,620
Skipper, wake up!
Skipper, wake up!
27
00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,855
I'm awake, gilligan.
Leave me alone,
28
00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:04,225
And you better have
A good reason for waking me up.
29
00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,294
I do, skipper.
Come on, and look.
30
00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,296
Come on.
Look at what?
31
00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:15,569
There, look.
32
00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,008
You woke me up to look
At a falling star?!
33
00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,009
Maybe it's
A flying saucer.
34
00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,143
It's a falling
Star.
35
00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:24,178
Maybe it's men
From mars.
36
00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,679
It's a falling
Star, gilligan!
37
00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,381
Now, hit the sack.
38
00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:29,650
[yawns]
39
00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:51,539
I don't mind them
During the day,
40
00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,173
But at night, when it
Gets dark, skipper--
41
00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,408
Gilligan, how can you
Possible see
42
00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,244
A falling star
During the daytime?
43
00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,712
Easy. Wait till
It gets dark.
44
00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:00,948
Well, at least you know
It wasn't a flying saucer.
45
00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,115
No, no, a falling
Star goes...
46
00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,116
[whistles]
47
00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:03,917
But a flying saucer
Goes...
48
00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,687
[humming]
49
00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,427
[still humming]
50
00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:14,995
Gilligan!
I'm right behind you.
51
00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:17,965
I know where you are.
Look!
52
00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:25,473
Men from mars!
53
00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,792
What are you two
Hiding from?
54
00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,261
Take a look for yourself,
Professor.
55
00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,198
We've been found!
56
00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:53,000
By martians.
They're not martians.
57
00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,034
They're not
The smothers brothers.
58
00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:55,336
They're astronauts.
59
00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,670
We're saved!
60
00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,172
Hello! Welcome.
61
00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,608
Welcome.
62
00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,476
Skipper: are we
Glad to see you.
63
00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:03,744
I'm the skipper
Of the s.S. Minnow,
64
00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,145
And we went aground
Here--
65
00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:06,714
We're stranded here.
I'm gilligan.
66
00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,181
Never mind your name,
Gilligan,
67
00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,117
We're trying to find out
What theirs are.
68
00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,985
I am igor.
69
00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:12,986
Skipper: igor.
70
00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:15,423
This is
Comrade ivan.
71
00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,591
He does not speak
English.
72
00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:20,794
We are russian
Cosmonauts.
73
00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:21,995
Russian?!
74
00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,030
Welcome
To our island.
75
00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,197
Thank you.
76
00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,633
Comrade ivan and I
Are colonels
77
00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,401
In soviet
Space program.
78
00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,136
I regret to say
That we have
79
00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,472
Missed landing
Target and, uh,
80
00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,006
Landed here
By accident.
81
00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:41,982
Ivan wants me
To assure you
82
00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:43,216
That we will all
Be saved
83
00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,653
By great and glorious
Soviet navy
84
00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:48,589
Which will come and
Take us all back home
To moscow.
85
00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,991
Oh, boy, we're going
Home to moscow.
86
00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:54,061
What am I so happy about?
I don't live in moscow.
87
00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,332
[speaking russian]
88
00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,905
Tell me, igor, how long
Do you think it'll be
89
00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:05,873
Before we're rescued?
90
00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:10,511
If we're lucky,
It'll take long time.
91
00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:12,380
How about that?
A russian wolfhound.
92
00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:14,314
How are you gonna
Get us off the island?
93
00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:15,783
By submarine.
94
00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:18,719
Our navy knows by now that
We have missed target.
95
00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,025
I think we better go.
96
00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:29,029
We have packing
And laundry and
Things to do.
97
00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,532
You scare girls.
So?
98
00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:34,735
So, comrade,
You are no comrade.
99
00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,739
Darling,
They look nice enough.
100
00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:40,574
So does the russian
Ruble, my dear,
101
00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,943
But it's not exactly
The american dollar.
102
00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,479
You know, dear,
We really ought to
Go out and meet them.
103
00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,847
After all,
They are our guests.
104
00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:49,950
Don't forget who we are
And who they are.
105
00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,218
Of course not, dear.
106
00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:52,620
We're the chaps
In the white hats.
107
00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,788
They're the chaps
In the black hats.
108
00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,024
Lovey, would you
Please come away
From that door?
109
00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:00,360
You know, dear,
They promised
To take us to moscow.
110
00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:02,696
Well, now, who do we
Know in moscow?
111
00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,865
Oh, of course, dear.
You're right again.
112
00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:07,468
And they probably even haven't
Got a blue book there.
113
00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,336
A red one perhaps.
114
00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:10,838
So we just keep
Our distance.
115
00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,774
Yes, but being aloof is
Such bad manners, darling.
116
00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:16,343
Once again, your
Diplomacy and tact
Have overwhelmed me.
117
00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:17,711
Alright,
We'll go meet them,
118
00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,813
But, remember, they
Won't be friendly,
My dear.
119
00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,516
And no cracks about
Russian tailors
Or their subways.
120
00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,518
They're very
Sensitive.
121
00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:29,189
Gentlemen, I am
Thurston howell iii,
122
00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:30,624
And this, of course,
Is my wife
123
00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:31,925
Mrs. Thurston
Howell iii.
124
00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:32,726
Charmed.
125
00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,228
Capitalist!
Exploiter!
126
00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,597
Capitalist, exploiter...
127
00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:40,868
I was wrong, lovey,
They're very friendly.
128
00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,402
What manners.
129
00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,641
I explain once more.
It's simple enough.
130
00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,510
We just pull
The capsule in
And beach it.
131
00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:50,678
Capsule
Must not tip.
132
00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:51,645
Capsule
Mustn't tip.
133
00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:52,713
Must not let
Water get in.
134
00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,981
Must not let
Water get in.
135
00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,415
Oh, gilligan!
I'm just translating.
136
00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:57,384
Never mind.
I can understand
English.
137
00:06:57,451 --> 00:07:00,588
Now, everybody in line.
You...In back.
138
00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,189
Me and ivan in middle...
139
00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,691
You in front.
140
00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:19,039
[both speaking russian]
141
00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:22,242
I suppose you wonder why
I've called you together
For this meeting.
142
00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:24,344
I wasn't wondering,
I was sleeping.
143
00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:26,179
Could've left him
Sleeping.
144
00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:31,218
Gentlemen, have you ever
Heard of a space capsule
With a one-way radio?
145
00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,385
Come to think
Of it, no.
146
00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,054
Professor, what
Are you driving at?
147
00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:37,224
The possibility that
Those russians didn't
Land here by mistake.
148
00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,894
You mean they're planning
To take over the island
And use it for a base?
149
00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,463
Oh. Then when they
Take us to moscow...
150
00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,566
Professor, how cold does
It get in siberia?
151
00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:46,867
We could be jumping
To conclusions.
152
00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,335
Actually, we don't
Have any facts.
153
00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:49,837
Don't confuse the facts.
154
00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,072
I just don't trust
These 2 fellas.
155
00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,440
I'm with
Mr. Howell.
156
00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:55,042
I don't trust
These chaps
Either.
157
00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,309
Then we're even.
158
00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,511
What's that
Supposed to mean?
159
00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,913
I don't think they
Trust us chaps either.
160
00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,719
Igor...
161
00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:08,121
You believe they
Are shipwrecked?
162
00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,823
Of course not.
163
00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,960
Must be secret american
Space program.
164
00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:16,029
These americans--
They think they can fool us.
165
00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:20,568
Especially gilligan.
He acts too stupid
To be stupid.
166
00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:24,004
Must be the cleverest one
Of them all.
167
00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:26,506
Now, if I could just
Get inside that capsule,
168
00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,841
I think I could send
A message.
169
00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,577
But they're guarding it
Night and day.
170
00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:33,380
I, thurston howell iii,
Can outwit 2 russians.
171
00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,315
I hope it's one of
Your sneakiest plans.
172
00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:37,551
Gentlemen,
Allow me to show you
173
00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:40,888
How the spy business
Really works.
174
00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:52,199
Agent 36-25-36
Reporting, sir.
175
00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:13,020
Hello.
176
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,422
[speaking russian]
177
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,790
Where's your friend?
178
00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:20,360
He's in jungle sleeping
For to keep cold.
179
00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,495
I am here alone.
180
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,331
Not anymore...
181
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,700
Tall, dark,
And russian.
182
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,102
Wait!
Where do you go?
183
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,239
Oh, why, uh, just going
For a little stroll...
184
00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,907
And a moonlight swim.
185
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,143
This is good place
For swim, too.
186
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:40,247
But the other side
Of the island
Is much better.
187
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,815
Why don't you
Come along?
188
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,952
I have to stay
And guard capsule.
189
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,621
You can't have
Everything, big boy.
190
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,732
He got the message.
191
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,101
I didn't even know
She could speak russian.
192
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,216
What are we
Looking for?
193
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,751
A radio.
Oh.
194
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,252
I don't see anything
Marked "Radio."
195
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:22,489
You probably have,
Gilligan, but it's
Marked in russian.
196
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,590
Now you just
Stand aside
197
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,026
And don't touch
Anything.
198
00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,696
[pinging]
199
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,367
That's probably it.
200
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:47,247
I wonder what's
Causing that.
201
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:59,326
Gilligan, I asked you
Not to touch anything,
Didn't I?
202
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,493
Yeah.
203
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,428
[electricity crackling]
204
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,997
[pinging stops]
205
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,533
Now you've shorted out
The whole electrical
System.
206
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:07,567
The radio's dead.
207
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:08,869
[gasps]
208
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,371
So are we.
209
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,911
Turn faster!
210
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,512
Turn faster,
Gilligan.
211
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:20,613
They were sure mad
Last night.
212
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,082
Well, they're gonna be
A lot madder
213
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,084
If this device
Doesn't generate
Enough power for them.
214
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:26,586
You call yourself
Engineer?
215
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:27,687
Phooey!
216
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,723
Remember who got us
Into trouble.
217
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,059
So I made
Little mistake.
218
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,762
Say that in kremlin,
You get big laugh.
219
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,964
Very funny.
Ha ha!
220
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,631
Professor,
Go ask them again.
221
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,633
They can't keep
Saying no forever.
222
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,235
Alright.
223
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:44,604
Igor?
224
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,106
Nyet!
225
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,508
You're wrong, skipper.
They can keep saying no
Forever.
226
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,877
But don't go away.
227
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,979
[speaking russian]
228
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,117
He'll let you come in
If you promise
229
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,753
Not to look on nothing
But broken radio.
230
00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,521
It's a deal.
231
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,023
You keep that thing
Going, gilligan.
232
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,625
Don't worry, professor,
You got my personal
Guarantee
233
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,660
That he'll keep pumping.
234
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,530
1, 2, 3, 4.
Stroke, stroke,
Stroke.
235
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,901
Oh, I'm gonna have a stroke
If somebody doesn't
Relieve me pretty soon.
236
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,002
Wait a minute, skipper.
Listen.
237
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,137
[radio receiver
Whistling]
238
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,873
The radio. The professor
Fixed the radio.
239
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:23,076
[pinging]
240
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:28,415
Atta boy, professor,
You showed 'em real
American know-how.
241
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,050
Well, I'm just glad
The radio's working
Again.
242
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,185
We have
Received message
From submarine.
243
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,421
They will arrive
Tomorrow at 11:00.
244
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:38,758
Tomorrow morning, 11:00.
We'll be ready!
We'll be ready!
245
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,160
[sonar pinging]
246
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,601
This calls
For celebration.
247
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,838
With what--
Coconut milk?
248
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,473
I have for you
Big surprise.
249
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,908
Hold it.
250
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,912
You bring vodka...
251
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,613
On spaceship?!
252
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,050
Only way to fly!
253
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,022
Ginger, I'm so excited.
I can't believe we're
Really going home.
254
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,590
What I can't
Figure out
255
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,392
Is how could someone
Fix something
Gilligan broke.
256
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,895
Well, the professor did.
The submarine will be here
Tomorrow.
257
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,430
Girls, I'm
In terrible trouble.
258
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,265
What's wrong?
259
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,167
I haven't any room
For my mink.
260
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,871
All those bags and trunks
And no room for
My favorite fur.
261
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,372
We'll put it in our bag,
Mrs. Howell.
262
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:29,442
Oh, that's dear of you.
Now, back to packing.
263
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:33,480
You know,
I never packed before.
It's really lots of fun.
264
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,950
Ginger, just think,
This wonderful soft fur
Comes from mink.
265
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,652
In hollywood, they
Come from wolves.
266
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,054
Girls...
267
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,056
I haven't any room
For my sable.
268
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,092
Oh, we'll
Pack it for you,
Mrs. Howell.
269
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,494
Oh, I don't know what
I'd do without you.
270
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,929
Ooh, mink and sable.
271
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,298
I'd just like
To crawl right
In there with them.
272
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,132
You'd suffocate.
273
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,034
But what a way
To go.
274
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,102
Mrs. Howell: girls!
275
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,469
Her persian lamb
Bikini?
276
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,638
Her cashmere girdle?
277
00:13:58,705 --> 00:13:59,472
Oh, girls.
278
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,208
Ooh, leopard!
279
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,444
Ohh, it really has
Great sentimental value.
280
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,247
We raised the little
Darling ourselves.
281
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,150
We'll try to make
Room for it,
Mrs. Howell.
282
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,652
Now...I'm all through
With my packing.
283
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,889
If you girls need any help,
Just call on me.
284
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,090
Now close it.
285
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,259
Ginger, I don't think
It's gonna close.
286
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,662
Mmm. Be careful.
287
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,964
Hi, girls. You all packed?
288
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:28,368
Mary ann: hi, gilligan.
Come on in, and hurry.
289
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,903
What are you doing
Sitting on the suitcase?
290
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,638
We can't close it.
Well, that's silly.
291
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,173
We can't get off.
It'll explode.
292
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,208
Here, let me.
I'll close it for you.
293
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,576
Aah!
Aah!
294
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,914
Igor: why we must
Leave them here?
295
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:44,851
Ivan: igor,
You are dumbbell.
296
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,286
You are smart?!
297
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:49,356
We land capsule
In wrong place, no?
298
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,457
Da.
299
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:55,963
7 people come back and
Tell world we made goof.
300
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:56,964
I got question--
301
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,366
How mad is moscow,
Huh?
302
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,733
I got answer--
303
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,470
How cold is siberia?
304
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:07,674
Ivan: so we tie them up
And leave them here.
305
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,942
How we tie them up?
306
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,444
We no got gun.
307
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,445
Ah.
308
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,781
I no got answer.
309
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:15,515
[slaps knee]
310
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,250
I got answer.
311
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,286
We invite them
To celebration...
312
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,754
Drink toasts,
Get them drunk.
313
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,957
Igor!
Good idea!
314
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,758
We got plenty vodka
In capsule.
315
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:30,463
Sure. 2 russian men can drink
More than 4 american men.
316
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,931
Is only 3 men.
317
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,666
Is 4.
318
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:38,505
Is sailor, is teacher,
Is rich capitalist, is...
319
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,074
You are right, ivan.
320
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:45,245
Is 3 men...
And one gilligan.
321
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,021
I tell you,
It's a dastardly shame.
322
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,222
I think I have
A solution.
323
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,656
When they offer us
A drink,
324
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,191
We'll say
We're not thirsty.
325
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,826
Gilligan, they'd
Get suspicious.
326
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,295
Now, we must drink
With them, according
To protocol.
327
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,231
Oh, is that ivan
Or igor protocol?
328
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,600
Protocol isn't a person,
Gilligan. It's the proper
Way to do things.
329
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,703
Besides, if we don't drink
With them, they may do
Something drastic.
330
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,873
Maybe they've got weapons
Or something that'll
Blow our heads off.
331
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,575
Must you be
So graphic?
332
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,145
The solution
Is to drink them
Under the table.
333
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:21,348
Unfortunately,
I'm allergic
To alcohol.
334
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,982
Skipper, maybe you
Can drink them
Under the table.
335
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:26,519
Well, maybe, gilligan,
But I'm great with
Scotch or bourbon,
336
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,954
But when it comes
To that vodka,
337
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,156
I go to sleep
Like a little baby.
338
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,623
How about you,
Mr. Howell?
339
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,959
All those parties
And banquets, maybe
You can do it.
340
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,761
Well, the howell taste buds
Are very delicate.
341
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,829
The only beverage I drink
Is made from french grapes
342
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:41,234
Crushed by the toes
Of brigitte bardot--
Little purple feet.
343
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,735
All I can drink
Is water.
344
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:46,539
Wait a minute.
Gilligan has moments
Of brilliance.
345
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:47,640
Was I brilliant?
346
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,409
You said the magic word
347
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,911
They'll drink vodka,
And we drink water.
348
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:55,448
But, mr. Howell, how
Can we drink water when
They're drinking vodka?
349
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,650
Wait a minute.
Just...Come here.
350
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:01,121
Quarterback howell
Will outline the plan
To the team here.
351
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,122
[whispering]
352
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,623
Then you--
Me?
353
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,592
Why
Always me?
354
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,588
[thump]
355
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:36,856
You heard something?
356
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,191
I heard something.
357
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,460
Then go. Look.
358
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,104
[thump]
359
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,918
Igor!
360
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,152
I don't see
Something.
361
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,588
I don't see
Something, too.
362
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:20,860
[clink]
363
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,564
This way! This way!
364
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:33,206
What a delightful
Gathering.
365
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:36,609
We'd better go, girls,
And let the men put their
Scheme into effect.
366
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,545
I hope gilligan
Didn't mark
The wrong bottle.
367
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,980
Why would he make
A mistake like that?
368
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,449
Oh, you're right.
369
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,318
Oh, I hope he did mark
The right bottle. Come on.
370
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,519
[all talking
At once]
371
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,954
Did you like
The food?
372
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,589
Great meal.
373
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,559
Nothing is too good
For our friends across
The sea, as we say.
374
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,995
And to prove that we are
So good friends to you,
375
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,397
Ivan has big surprise.
376
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,632
Ivan with
The blue eyes.
377
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,402
Oh, ho, what
An unexpected
Pleasure!
378
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:03,270
Bring for to drink.
379
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,671
Hurry up,
Gilligan.
380
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:08,441
We will make big toast
To great russia.
381
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,842
Ahh!
382
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,043
Wait a minute,
Igor.
383
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,078
May I look
At the bottle?
384
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,346
What for
You want to look?
385
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,681
He wants
To see if it's
A vintage year.
386
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,784
He's a gourmet,
A connoisseur.
387
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,321
Oh ho, that's a bad year.
388
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,424
Perhaps this one's
Better for soft
Americans.
389
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,659
Oh, that's a good year!
390
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,894
Mr. Howell:
Smooth as water.
391
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,329
Now we will pour.
392
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,963
You from your bottle,
Me from mine.
393
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,165
That's the
Democratic spirit.
I'll buy that.
394
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,268
There you are,
Skipper.
395
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,936
[all talking]
396
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,305
Now...Stand.
397
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,940
Stand.
Stand.
398
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:41,941
To homeland.
399
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,743
[clink]
400
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,844
Stop!
401
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,179
In our country,
We have great
Tradition--
402
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,148
Change glasses.
403
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:52,084
Change glasses?
Yes, yes, of course.
404
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,085
To homeland!
405
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,987
To homeland.
To--to homeland.
406
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,088
Stop!
407
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,357
In our country,
We have a custom.
408
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,958
We always change
Glasses, too.
409
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,728
[everyone talking at once]
410
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,029
Now everybody drink.
411
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,332
[clinking]
412
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,799
Mm, that's
Beautiful!
413
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:07,834
Ahh!
414
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:08,801
Really
Tastes good.
415
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:09,402
You like!
416
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,003
I like very much.
417
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:14,541
Gentlemen, I propose a toast
To the united states
Of america.
418
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,343
All: to the united
States of america.
419
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,144
Oh, here,
Have another one.
420
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,512
To the united states.
421
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,913
There you go.
Here.
422
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,482
To friendly relations.
423
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:26,085
I'll drink to
Anyone's relations.
424
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:29,288
[singing and shouting]
425
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,532
Boy, you were
Marvelous, igor.
426
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,067
I pour
Another drink.
427
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,168
Another drink!
428
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:43,536
Then get up
On the table
Again!
429
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:46,339
It's empty.
It's empty, well...
430
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,507
Use yours.
431
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,442
We are now
Friends, no?
432
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:52,712
Gilligan,
You better let go.
433
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:06,726
What do you know,
He's allergic to water.
434
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,929
Oh ho, they'll
Sleep for hours.
435
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,998
Good. We ought
To drag them down
To the space capsule.
436
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,367
No. Leave them here
The way they were
Gonna leave us.
437
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:15,368
That wouldn't
Be fair.
438
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,503
It wouldn't be
Smart, either.
439
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,670
We want their countrymen
To see them.
440
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,572
Exactly. Gilligan,
Get this one's feet.
441
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:20,973
Mr. Howell, you give me
A hand with this fella.
442
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:25,445
I like the little one.
He's easier to dip.
443
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:35,788
Ah! To think that I'd be seen
Working for the proletariat.
444
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:36,756
I thought
They were russians.
445
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:38,324
Never mind that,
Gilligan.
446
00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,860
Go get the girls,
Get our stuff packed,
And get back here.
447
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,562
Maybe I ought
To stay here
And guard them.
448
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:46,766
Nobody's gonna steal them.
Now, come on, let's go.
449
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:58,445
The capsule
Is gone!
450
00:22:58,511 --> 00:22:59,879
Skipper: the russians
Are gone, too.
451
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,414
And you said
Nobody'd steal 'em.
452
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:04,016
But they said 11:00,
That's odd behavior
453
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,852
For people who
Pride themselves
On precision.
454
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,087
This is no time
For a lecture on
Ethnic cultures.
455
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,990
But they weren't
Supposed to arrive
For 3 hours.
456
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:13,292
Oh...No.
457
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,061
Gilligan,
What time is it?
458
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,496
8:00.
459
00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,397
Are you sure
It isn't 11:00?
460
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:19,699
Nope, I checked it
This morning.
461
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,868
The announcer said,
"It is now 10:30 a.M.
462
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,904
This is wkmu manila."
And that's when
I set my watch.
463
00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:27,273
Gilligan, there's 3 hours
Difference between here
And manila.
464
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:30,910
That's easy to fix.
I'll just set my watch
Ahead 3 hours.
465
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:31,444
There.
466
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:32,879
Now it's 11:00.
467
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,280
No wonder the submarine
Got here.
468
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:37,416
Yes, no wonder
The submarine got here!
469
00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:40,620
[angry shouting]
470
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,359
Shall I try another
Station, gilligan?
471
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,029
Yeah, skipper,
Go ahead.
472
00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:53,833
Newsman: and now
On the international scene...
473
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,536
Tass, the russian
News agency reports
474
00:23:56,603 --> 00:24:00,272
That, after completing
679 orbits--a new record--
475
00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:02,875
2 russian cosmonauts were
Picked up in the black sea
476
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:08,280
By a russian submarine
Just 18 inches from
Their target area.
477
00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:10,449
18 inches from
Their target area!
478
00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:11,984
Where's
The black sea?
479
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:13,820
Well, gilligan, it's not
In the middle of the pacific,
480
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,523
Which is where we are and
Which is where they landed.
481
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,057
I wonder why
They said a thing
Like that.
482
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:20,593
Oh, because they're afraid
To admit they goofed.
483
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:23,062
I don't see why.
I always admit it
When I goof.
484
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,732
For instance, for years
You've been trying to
Teach me a square knot,
485
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:26,833
And I still don't
Do it right.
486
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,701
Oh, never mind
That now, gilligan.
487
00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:30,369
And yesterday
You asked me to
Tie up this hammock,
488
00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:34,206
And I tried to
Make a square knot,
But I think I goofed.
489
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:36,108
Yup, I goofed.
490
00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:43,883
* now this is the tale
Of our castaways *
491
00:24:43,950 --> 00:24:46,085
* they're here
For a long, long time *
492
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,521
* they'll have to make
The best of things *
493
00:24:48,588 --> 00:24:50,523
* it's an uphill climb *
494
00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,659
* the first mate
And his skipper, too *
495
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,727
* will do their very best *
496
00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,863
* to make the others
Comfortable *
497
00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,731
* in the tropic island nest *
498
00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:00,099
* no phone
No lights *
499
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:03,469
* no motorcars,
Not a single luxury *
500
00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:05,605
* like robinson crusoe *
501
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,707
* it's primitive
As can be *
502
00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:09,909
* so join us here
Each week, my friends *
503
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:12,078
* you're sure to get a smile *
504
00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:14,614
* from 7 stranded castaways *
505
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:17,049
* here on gilligan's isle *
36072
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof