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* JUST SIT RIGHT BACK *
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* AND YOU'LL HEAR A TALE *
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* A TALE OF A FATEFUL TRIP *
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* THAT STARTED
FROM THIS TROPIC PORT *
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* ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP *
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* THE MATE WAS
A MIGHTY SAILIN' MAN *
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* THE SKIPPER
BRAVE AND SURE *
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* 5 PASSENGERS
SET SAIL THAT DAY *
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* FOR A 3-HOUR TOUR *
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* A 3-HOUR TOUR *
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[THUNDER]
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* THE WEATHER
STARTED GETTING ROUGH *
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* THE TINY SHIP WAS TOSSED *
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* IF NOT FOR THE COURAGE
OF THE FEARLESS CREW *
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* THE MINNOW
WOULD BE LOST *
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* THE MINNOW
WOULD BE LOST *
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* THE SHIP SET GROUND
ON THE SHORE *
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* OF THIS UNCHARTED
DESERT ISLE *
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* WITH GILLIGAN *
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* THE SKIPPER, TOO *
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* THE MILLIONAIRE *
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* AND HIS WIFE *
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* A MOVIE STAR *
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* AND THE REST *
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* ARE HERE
ON GILLIGAN'S ISLE *
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HI, SKIPPER.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
GILLIGAN?
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MR. HOWELL'S TEACHING ME
HOW TO PLAY GOLF
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AND EVEN GAVE ME
THIS CLUB TO USE.
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AND I GAVE YOU
THIS HAMMER TO USE.
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I JUST TOOK
A LITTLE TIME OUT TO
PRACTICE MY DRIVING.
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WELL, IF YOU'D LIKE
TO PRACTICE YOUR DRIVING,
GILLIGAN
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START ON THOSE NAILS!
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I WANT THAT WATCH TOWER
FINISHED BY TONIGHT.
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WELL, WHY THE BIG RUSH?
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JUST BECAUSE YOU
DREAMED A SHIP IS GOING
TO GO BY THE ISLAND?
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DON'T FORGET, GILLIGAN,
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THIS IS THE THIRD
NIGHT IN A ROW
I'VE HAD THAT DREAM.
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OH, COME ON, SKIPPER, YOU
DON'T BELIEVE IN DREAMS.
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AND WHAT'S MORE
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THIS IS THE THIRD DAY
OF THE WEEK OF
THE THIRD MONTH.
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WITH ALL THOSE
3s COMING UP
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ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME
THAT I'M WRONG?
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NO, SIR, I'M NOT GONNA
TELL YOU YOU'RE WRONG.
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'CAUSE YOU'RE 3 TIMES
BIGGER THAN I AM.
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GILLIGAN, GET TO WORK!
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NOW, REALLY, GILLIGAN,
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WHEN I HAVE THESE DREAMS,
THEY ALWAYS COME TRUE.
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WELL, NOT ALWAYS,
SKIPPER.
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HOW ABOUT THE TIME
YOU DREAMED I WAS GONNA
HIT YOU IN THE JAW?
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WELL?
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I WOULDN'T DO
A THING LIKE THAT.
THAT'D BE MUTINY.
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YEAH.
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NOT ONLY THAT,
IT'D BE SUICIDE.
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I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE.
HA HA HA HA.
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YOU SEE, SKIPPER,
THERE'S NOTHING TO
ALL THOSE DREAMS.
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HERE, WATCH
MY PRACTICE SWING
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AND TELL ME WHAT
I'M DOING WRONG.
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HMM?
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ALRIGHT, GILLIGAN.
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HEAD DOWN,
LEFT ARM STIFF
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YOUR EYE ON THE BALL.
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[THUMP]
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WAS THAT YOU, SKIPPER?
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UH-HUH.
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WHERE'D I HIT YOU?
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RIGHT IN THE JAW.
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JUST LIKE YOU
DREAMED, HUH?
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YEP, JUST LIKE
I DREAMED.
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WELL, I BETTER
GET BACK TO WORK.
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THAT SHIP COULD BE
COMING BY ANY MINUTE.
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OH, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D MAKE THAT ONE.
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WHAT DID I GET
ON THE HOLE, DEAR?
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NOW, LET ME SEE.
3, 4...
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YOU DID MUCH BETTER
THIS TIME, DARLING.
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YOU GOT A 34.
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34? I FINALLY
PARRED THE HOLE.
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OH, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
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ARE YOU GOING TO
PLAY ANOTHER ROUND?
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NO, I THINK I'LL
PRACTICE A LITTLE.
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THIS OYSTER SHELL
PUTTER JUST DOESN'T
FEEL RIGHT.
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BUT OF COURSE IT DOESN'T.
THERE'S NO "R" IN THE MONTH.
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I'LL SEE YOU
BACK AT THE HUT, DEAR.
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HA HA HA HA.
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HI, MR. HOWELL.
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LOOK, GILLIGAN,
NEVER TALK WHEN
A MAN IS PUTTING.
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I'M SORRY, MR. HOWELL.
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YES, WELL, THAT'S
PERFECTLY ALRIGHT.
IT'S ALRIGHT.
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I JUST WANTED
TO SAY HELLO.
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LOOK, GO STAND
OVER THERE, WILL YOU?
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PUTTING IS THE HARDEST
PART OF THE GAME.
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IT REQUIRES
THE UTMOST SILENCE!
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I WON'T SAY
ANOTHER WORD.
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OH, GILLIGAN.
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I'M SORRY, BUT I
DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO
TOUGH ABOUT IT, THOUGH.
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OH, YOU DON'T SEE
WHAT'S SO TOUGH ABOUT IT?
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WELL, THEN YOU JUST TRY IT.
JUST GO AHEAD, TRY, TRY.
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I'D BETTER NOT.
THE SKIPPER TOLD ME--
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I DON'T CARE
WHAT THE SKIPPER SAYS.
GO AHEAD. PUTT.
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SO EASY? PUTT.
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WELL, THAT WAS, UH,
JUST BEGINNER'S LUCK.
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BESIDES, I WASN'T TALKING
WHILE YOU WERE PUTTING,
MY BOY.
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YES, YOU JUST TRY PUTTING
WHILE SOMEONE IS SAYING
SOMETHING STUPID, LIKE, UH
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"HELLO, MR. HOWELL.
SORRY, MR. HOWELL.
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LOOKS EASY TO ME,
MR. HOWELL."
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HAS THIS THING
ON HIS SHOULDER.
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STOMP, STOMP, STOMP.
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YOU JUST TRY PUTTING
WHILE I'M TALKING.
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GO AHEAD, PUTT
WHILE I'M TALKING.
GO AHEAD, PUTT, PUTT, PUTT.
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I DID.
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WHERE'S THE BALL?
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IN THE HOLE.
IN THE HOLE.
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ALRIGHT, WELL,
THAT'S 2 LUCKY BREAKS.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN
A DARN THING.
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I TELL YOU WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO.
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I'M GOING TO BET
YOU ANYTHING YOU CAN'T
DO IT AGAIN, ALRIGHT?
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ALL I GOT IS A QUARTER,
MR. HOWELL.
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ALRIGHT, THAT'S GOOD.
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YEAH, WHEN YOU'RE PUTTING
WITH MONEY, THERE'S PRESSURE.
THERE'S PRESSURE.
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YEAH, TRYING PUTTING
WHEN YOU BET--
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SEE YOU LATER,
MR. HOWELL.
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I GOT TO GET THIS
OVER TO THE TOWER.
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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YOU GOT TO GIVE ME A CHANCE
TO GET MY MONEY BACK.
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BUT THE SKIPPER
TOLD ME--
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I DON'T CARE WHAT
THE SKIPPER TOLD YOU!
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ALRIGHT, NOW THIS ONE.
DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
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AH, THE PRESSURE.
THIS ONE IS FOR 50 CENTS.
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OKAY.
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NOW CAN I GO,
MR. HOWELL?
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHEN TO GO.
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YOUNG MAN, I THINK
YOUR LUCK IS RUNNING OUT.
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THIS ONE'S FOR A DOLLAR.
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[RATTLE]
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$2.00's SAYS I'M RIGHT.
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ALRIGHT. COME ON,
GILLIGAN, AND PUTT.
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BUT I CAN'T SEE
THE HOLE.
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WELL, I CAN SEE IT.
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DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
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I OUGHT TO BE GOING,
MR. HOWELL.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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NOBODY HUSTLES ME
ON A GOLF COURSE.
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BUT YOU SAID WE
COULD QUIT AT 10:30.
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WILL YOU STOP WATCHING
THE CLOCK AND PUTT?
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[RATTLE]
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OH...I'M SORRY,
MR. HOWELL,
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BUT I THINK
I DID IT AGAIN.
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CUT OUT THE CHATTER,
WILL YA, GILLIGAN?
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WE'LL BE OUT HERE ALL NIGHT.
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I'LL LIGHT THE HOLE.
COME ON, PUTT.
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BOY, I WONDER WHAT
THE SKIPPER'S GONNA SAY?
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I'LL TELL YA
WHAT HE'S GONNA SAY!
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NEVER MIND, SKIPPER.
I THINK I CAN GUESS.
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CAPTAIN, WILL YOU PLEASE
GET OFF THE PUTTING GREEN?
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GILLIGAN AND I
HAVE A LITTLE BET.
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A BET? GILLIGAN,
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU
ABOUT GAMBLING?
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I KNOW, SKIPPER.
BUT I ONLY BET A QUARTER,
AND I WON.
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YOU WON.
DON'T YOU REALIZE
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THAT'S THE WORST THING
THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED
TO YOU?
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IT IS?
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WELL, CERTAINLY.
YOU'D HAVE BEEN
BETTER OFF
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IF YOU HAD LOST
THE 25 CENTS.
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YES! I COULDN'T AGREE
WITH YOU MORE, CAPTAIN.
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COME ON, GILLIGAN, PUTT.
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JUST A MOMENT, HOWELL.
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THIS BOY DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S DOING.
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GILLIGAN, I KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON
IN YOUR MIND.
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YOU DO?
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CERTAINLY.
YOU'VE GOTTEN
A LITTLE AHEAD
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AND IT LOOKS LIKE
A PRETTY EASY WAY OF
MAKING SOME MONEY.
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SURE DOES.
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WELL, THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN WIN GAMBLING?
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$6 MILLION
IF I SINK THIS PUTT.
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YOU SEE?
A WHOLE AFTERNOON
WASTED AND FOR WHAT?
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WHAT?
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I ALREADY WON $3 MILLION.
WE'RE PLAYING
DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
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PUT THAT PUTTER DOWN,
GILLIGAN.
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THE GAME IS OVER.
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JUST A MOMENT,
CAPTAIN.
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THE GAME'S OVER,
MR. HOWELL.
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AND, FRANKLY,
I'M SURPRISED.
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I DIDN'T REALIZE
THAT YOU WERE THAT SORT
OF A MAN.
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WHAT SORT OF A MAN?
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THE SORT OF A MAN
WHO WOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THIS BOY
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JUST BECAUSE HE HAS
A LOT OF MONEY.
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I'D LOVE TO HAVE SEEN
THE LOOK ON HOWELL'S FACE
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WHEN YOU WON
ALL THAT MONEY
FROM HIM LAST NIGHT.
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SO WOULD I,
BUT IT WAS TOO DARK.
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EXCUSE ME.
WATCH THE FIRE.
IT'S HOT.
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THANKS, GILLIGAN.
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GILLIGAN?
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HUH?
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COME OVER HERE.
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SIT DOWN
RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
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AND ME.
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OH, GEE, GILLIGAN.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
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FIX YOU ANYTHING
YOU'D LIKE FOR BREAKFAST.
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AND I'M GONNA FIX YOU
ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE
FOR LUNCH.
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HOW COME EVERYBODY'S
BEING SO NICE TO ME?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE
SO SWEET...
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AND TALL...
AND HANDSOME.
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I'LL SAY.
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OH, THERE'S LOTS
OF REASONS.
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YES. ABOUT
3 MILLION OF THEM.
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COME ON,
LITTLE BUDDY.
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I THINK WE'D BETTER
HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
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OKAY, SKIPPER.
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GILLIGAN!
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DID I DO SOMETHING
WRONG, SKIPPER?
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OF COURSE NOT.
SIT DOWN.
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HERE, TAKE MY CHAIR.
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WHAT DID YOU WANT
TO TALK TO ME ABOUT,
SKIPPER?
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GILLIGAN, YOU NEVER
HAD $3 MILLION BEFORE,
HAVE YOU?
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UM...
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NO, SIR, I HAVEN'T.
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I DIDN'T THINK SO.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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YOU'RE GONNA FIND
A BIG CHANGE IN SOME
OF THE PEOPLE AROUND HERE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WELL, TAKE THIS MORNING,
FOR EXAMPLE.
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NUMBER ONE:
THE PROFESSOR
NEVER OFFERED
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TO BUILD YOU
A FIRE BEFORE,
RIGHT?
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RIGHT.
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NUMBER 2: MARY ANN
NEVER OFFERED
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TO FIX YOU
A SPECIAL BREAKFAST
BEFORE, RIGHT?
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RIGHT.
NUMBER 3:
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GINGER NEVER OFFERED
TO FIX YOU LUNCH BEFORE,
RIGHT?
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RIGHT. AND WHAT
ABOUT NUMBER 4?
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4--NUMBER 4?
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YEAH. I NEVER SAT IN
YOUR CHAIR BEFORE,
RIGHT?
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RIGHT, UH...
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BELIEVE ME, IT WON'T BE
THE LAST TIME.
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LITTLE BUDDY, ANYTIME
THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
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I WANT YOU TO COME
IN THIS HUT,
SIT IN MY CHAIR
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AND TELL YOUR SKIPPER
ALL ABOUT IT.
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TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WHAT?
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ANYTHING THAT YOU'RE
WORRIED ABOUT.
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SKIPPER, I'M NOT
WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING.
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Skipper:
BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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ANYONE WITH $3 MILLION
HAS GOT TO BE WORRIED
ABOUT SOMETHING.
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Gilligan:
SKIPPER, I DON'T
HAVE IT YET.
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MR. HOWELL JUST
OWES IT TO ME.
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I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
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I'M GONNA GO OUT
RIGHT NOW AND GET YOU
A CHECK FOR $3 MILLION.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO
TO ALL THAT TROUBLE.
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IT'S NO TROUBLE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR...
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SON.
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SON?
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GILLIGAN, THAT'S THE WAY
I'VE ALWAYS FELT ABOUT YOU.
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YOU'VE BEEN LIKE
MY OWN BOY TO ME.
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I HAVE? GOSH,
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT,
SKIPPER.
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SKIPPER? WHY DON'T YOU
JUST CALL ME DAD?
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OKAY, SKIPPER.
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I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME DAD,
AND THAT'S AN ORDER!
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YES, SIR, DAD.
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THAT'S BETTER.
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NOW I'LL GO OUT
AND FIND MR. HOWELL
AND GET YOU YOUR MONEY.
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OH, AND, SON,
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO LEAVE THIS HUT.
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BUT MARY ANN SAID
SHE'S GONNA FIX ME
BREAKFAST.
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YOUR FATHER WILL FIX YOU
BREAKFAST WHEN HE GETS BACK.
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OOH!
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WATCH THE BEAM, DAD.
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THANKS A LOT, SON.
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AH, GOOD MORNING,
GILLIGAN.
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IS THE CAPTAIN IN?
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NO. HE'S OUT
LOOKING FOR YOU.
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I'M SORRY I MISSED HIM.
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I JUST STOPPED BY
TO PAY MY DEBT
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TO GIVE YOU A CHECK
FOR $3 MILLION THAT I...
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IT'S MADE OUT--
BUT FIRST OF ALL
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YOU HAVE TO FILL OUT
AN INCOME TAX FORM.
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INCOME TAX FORM?
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YES. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
YOUR SALARY WAS.
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I WAS AFRAID THAT $3 MILLION
MIGHT KICK YOU INTO
A HIGHER INCOME BRACKET.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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IT'S LOOKS TOUGH
TO FILL OUT?
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I'D BE VERY GLAD
TO HELP YOU.
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NOW, FIRST OF ALL,
YOU HAVE TO LIST
ALL YOUR DEPENDENTS.
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DO YOU HAVE A WIFE
OR CHILDREN?
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NO. BUT I GOT A FATHER
ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
THIS IS THE WRONG PAPER.
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THIS IS THE SHORT FORM.
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THERE'S A LONGER FORM?
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YES. THERE'S A MUCH
LONGER FORM.
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OF COURSE WE COULD
PUT YOUR MONEY IN
YOUR CORPORATE STRUCTURE.
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I THOUGHT I'D JUST
PUT IT IN MY WALLET.
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NO. OH!
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NO. NO, WITH $3 MILLION,
MY BOY, YOU HAVE GOT TO GET
YOURSELF A TAX SHELTER.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH THIS PLACE?
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GILLIGAN, I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MONEY
COULD DO TO YOU.
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SO FAR, IT'S GOTTEN ME
BREAKFAST, LUNCH,
AND THE SKIPPER'S CHAIR.
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YOU'RE TERRIBLY NAIVE
ABOUT FINANCIAL MATTERS.
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YOU DON'T WANT THIS MONEY.
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I DON'T?
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NO. YOU'D BE MUCH
BETTER OFF, INSTEAD
OF THE $3 MILLION
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IF I GAVE YOU ONE
OF MY CORPORATIONS.
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OH, I COULDN'T ASK YOU
TO DO A THING LIKE THAT.
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BELIEVE ME, WE MILLIONAIRES
HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT
YOU WERE IN SUCH BAD SHAPE?
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I'M NOT IN BAD SHAPE.
I'M JUST A LITTLE TIRED.
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YOU KEPT ME UP
PRETTY LATE LAST NIGHT.
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YES. OH! YES,
I HAPPEN TO HAVE IT.
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THIS IS THE CORPORATION
FOR YOU.
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"TEHACHAPUKU OIL
AND MINING CORPORATION."
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MY BOY, DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT OIL?
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NO. BUT I WORKED IN
A GAS STATION ONCE.
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THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY:
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FROM GREASE MONKEY TO
PRESIDENT OF AN OIL COMPANY.
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JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU
WHAT A MAN CAN DO
IF HE HAS A LITTLE DRIVE.
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HE CAN DO PRETTY GOOD
IF HE KNOWS HOW TO PUTT,
TOO.
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AH, YES.
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OH! OW!
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YOU OIL MEN HAVE SUCH
A WONDERFUL SENSE OF HUMOR.
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NOW IF YOU'LL--
THAT SMARTS--
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YOU JUST SIGN
RIGHT HERE.
THERE YOU ARE.
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DO YOU THINK I OUGHT
TO DO THIS, MR. HOWELL?
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BELIEVE ME, IT'S
THE ONLY SOLUTION.
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AT LEAST THE ONLY ONE
I CAN COME UP WITH.
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THAT'S ALL THERE IS
TO IT?
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THAT'S ALL.
SIMPLE TRANSFER--OH,
YOU CAN HAVE THE PEN.
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I CAN'T FIND THAT--
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OH, HERE YOU ARE.
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UH, YES,
I JUST STOPPED BY
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TO SETTLE MY DEBT
WITH, UH, GILLIGAN.
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FINE, MR. HOWELL.
I HOPE YOU'LL ACCEPT
MY APOLOGY.
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APOLOGY?
APOLOGY FOR WHAT?
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FOR ALL THE THINGS
I SAID ABOUT YOU WHILE
I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.
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HA HA HA!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER
PUT MR. HOWELL'S CHECK
IN A SAFE PLACE,
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EH, GILLIGAN?
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YES, I'VE ALREADY
DONE THAT.
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IT'S RIGHT HERE
IN MY POCKET.
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MR. HOWELL'S SAVING ME
FROM GETTING STUCK
WITH $3 MILLION.
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WHAT?
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INSTEAD OF
GIVING ME MONEY
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HE GAVE ME
AN OIL COMPANY.
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00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,400
WHY DO YOU WANT
AN OIL COMPANY?
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MR. HOWELL
CAN EXPLAIN IT
BETTER THAN ME.
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YES, HOWELL.
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START EXPLAINING.
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WELL, YOU SEE, I SETTLED
THE DEBT BY GIVING GILLIGAN
ONE OF MY OIL COMPANIES.
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YEAH, I'M PRESIDENT
OF THE TEHACHAPUKU OIL
AND MINING CORPORATION.
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TEHACHAPUKU
OIL AND MINING?
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WHAT IS THAT?
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WELL, THAT'S
200 ACRES OF LAND
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IN, UH, DUSTBOWL, OKLAHOMA.
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00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,090
DUSTBOWL?
I NEVER HEARD OF IT.
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00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,892
WHAT PART OF OKLAHOMA
IS THAT IN?
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WELL, SOMETIMES IT'S NORTH,
AND SOMETIMES IT'S SOUTH.
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IT DEPENDS ON WHICH WAY
THE WIND IS BLOWING.
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00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,868
IN OTHER WORDS, GILLIGAN
HERE IS THE PROUD OWNER
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OF A WORTHLESS OIL COMPANY.
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00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,703
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WORTHLESS?
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00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,273
I GOT $3 MILLION
FOR IT.
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00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,407
HAH!
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I GUESS I DIDN'T DO
SUCH A SMART THING, HUH?
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I'M AFRAID NOT.
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00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:35,849
WHAT'S OUR NEXT MOVE?
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YOUR NEXT MOVE
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IS TO GET OUT OF MY CHAIR,
GILLIGAN.
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OKAY, DAD.
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SKIPPER,GILLIGAN.
SKIPPER.
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00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,429
GILLIGAN, HURRY UP
WITH THAT COFFEE.
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COMING RIGHT UP,
SKIPPER.
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PASS ME THOSE
MANGO PRESERVES
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00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,066
WILL YOU,
LOVEY, MY DEAR?
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THEY'RE FULL OF
VITAMINS, DARLING.
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THANK YOU.
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00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,538
REALLY, MR. HOWELL,
I THINK YOU BIG BUSINESSMEN
ARE TERRIBLE.
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00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,508
HOW CAN YOU EAT A THING
AFTER WHAT YOU'VE DONE
TO POOR GILLIGAN?
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00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:05,012
THE LION ALWAYS GORGES
ITSELF AFTER THE KILL.
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00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,546
IT'S THE NATURE
OF THE BEAST.
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00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,815
WELL, I STILL SAY
IT WAS A DIRTY TRICK.
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00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,417
KID WAKES UP
THIS MORNING,
HE'S A MILLIONAIRE.
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00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,652
LOOK AT HIM NOW:
HE'S WAITING ON TABLE.
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00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:13,853
YES, YOU REALLY
OUGHT TO BE
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ASHAMED OF YOURSELF,
MR. HOWELL.
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00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,823
WELL, DON'T BLAME ME.
I CAN'T HELP IT
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IF THE KID
SQUANDERED HIS FORTUNE
ON BAD INVESTMENTS.
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00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,594
YES, BUT YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT SOLD IT TO HIM.
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00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,731
I'M NOT KNOWN AS THE WIZARD
OF WALL STREET FOR NOTHING.
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00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,700
NOBODY GETS THE BETTER
OF THURSTON
IN A BUSINESS DEAL.
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00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:28,868
WHEN IT COMES
TO MAKING MONEY
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00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,470
HE SEEMS TO HAVE
A GREEN THUMB.
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00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,105
ALRIGHT, MR. HOWELL,
YOU'RE SUCH
A WHEELER-DEALER
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00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,840
HOW COME YOU BOUGHT
THAT PHONY OIL PROPERTY?
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00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,108
I DIDN'T BUY IT.
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00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,510
IT WAS A WEDDING GIFT
FROM LOVEY'S FATHER.
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00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,447
OH, THURSTON, YOU KNOW
HOW EMBARRASSED
DADDY WAS
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00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:44,451
WHEN HE FOUND OUT WHAT
DUSTBOWL, OKLAHOMA,
REALLY WAS.
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00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,420
HE THOUGHT HE'D GIVEN US
A FOOTBALL STADIUM.
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00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,888
Mr. Howell:
AFTERTHE WEDDING.
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00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,958
OOH! OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
396
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,994
IT'S TIME FOR THE 10:00
WALL STREET NEWS.
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00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:57,364
Newsman: AND INDUSTRIALS
ARE UP 1.2 OVER
YESTERDAY'S CLOSE.
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00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,132
NOW FOR THE BIG NEWS
ON WALL STREET TODAY.
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00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,034
THURSTON HOWELL
HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
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00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,669
WELL, GOOD FOR HIM.
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00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,670
WAIT A MINUTE,
THAT'S ME.
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00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,138
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,107
A HUGE OIL STRIKE
HAS BEEN REPORTED
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00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,675
IN THE HOWELL HOLDINGS
IN DUSTBOWL, OKLAHOMA.
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00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,344
REPORTS FROM THE SCENE
INDICATE THIS COULD BE
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THE RICHEST OIL FIELD
EVER FOUND IN THE STATE.
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00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,149
HOWEVER, AS BLACK GOLD GUSHES
INTO THE OKLAHOMA SKY,
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00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,185
EVERYONE IS ASKING
THE SAME QUESTION:
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00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:22,555
WHERE IS THE MAN WHO OWNS
THE FABULOUS TEHACHAPUKU
OIL AND MINING COMPANY?
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00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,591
[CLICK]
I'LL TELL YOU
WHERE HE IS.
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00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,627
HE'S RIGHT HERE HAVING
A NICE BREAKFAST
WITH HIS DAD.
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00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:31,431
MOVE OVER AND
MAKE A LITTLE ROOM
FOR MY BOY, HOWELL!
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00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:47,614
HELLO, SON.
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00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,781
HI, SKIPPER.
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00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:49,782
UH-UH-UH.
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00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,718
OH, I MEAN,
HI, DAD.
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00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,520
AND WHAT'S MY BOY
DOING THERE?
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00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,555
WELL, IT'S SORT OF
A SURPRISE.
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00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,823
WHAT KIND
OF SURPRISE?
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00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,558
EVERYBODY'S
BEEN SO NICE TO ME
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00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,160
I THOUGHT I'D TAKE
SOME OF MY MONEY
AND BUY 'EM A PRESENT.
422
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,262
THAT'S VERY NICE
OF YOU, GILLIGAN.
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00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,264
WELL, THE PROFESSOR LIKES
TO EXPERIMENT WITH STUFF
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00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,167
SO I THOUGHT I'D GET HIM
A SCIENCE LABORATORY.
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00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:08,935
A SCIENCE LABORATORY?
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00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,203
YEAH, I WAS GONNA
BUY HIM A TIE
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00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,904
BUT I DON'T KNOW
IF WEARS ONE.
428
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,573
AND I WANT TO GET
MARY ANN THE BIGGEST
FARM IN KANSAS.
429
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,875
HOLD IT,
THOSE ARE PRETTY
EXPENSIVE GIFTS.
430
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,345
WHAT GOOD IS MONEY IF
YOU CAN'T DO SOMETHING
NICE FOR YOUR FRIENDS?
431
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,180
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SPEND A FORTUNE DOING IT.
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00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,514
REAL FRIENDS DON'T CARE.
433
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:25,452
IT'S NOT THE GIFT THAT COUNTS,
IT'S THE THOUGHT.
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00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,521
BY THE WAY, HAD YOU
THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME?
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00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,291
SURE HAVE. YOU GET
THE BEST PRESENT
OF THEM ALL.
436
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,027
OH, GILLIGAN.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO SPEND
A LOT OF MONEY ON ME.
437
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:34,861
YOU DON'T?
438
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,163
NO, SIR.
OH.
439
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,531
OH, BUT OF COURSE,
IF YOU'VE ALREADY GOTTEN IT,
440
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,634
I WOULDN'T WANT
TO TAKE IT BACK.
WHAT DID YOU GET ME?
441
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,503
I CAN'T TELL.
IT'S KIND OF
A SURPRISE.
442
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,405
AW, COME ON,
GILLIGAN.
NO.
443
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,906
NOT EVEN
A LITTLE HINT?
NO.
444
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,341
GILLIGAN,
WHAT DID YOU GET ME?
445
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,309
A BOAT.
A BOAT!
446
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,743
A BOAT!
A BOAT.
447
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,312
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
448
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,646
WELL, I HAVEN'T YET.
449
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:54,581
BUT YOU'RE GONNA.
450
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,948
YOU BET I AM.
451
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,250
WHAT KIND OF A BOAT
ARE YOU GONNA GET ME?
452
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,985
I DON'T KNOW, SKIPPER.
453
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,687
HOW ABOUT ONE LIKE
THE OLD MINNOW?
454
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,589
WHAT WOULD I WANT
WITH AN OLD TUB LIKE THAT?
455
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,424
YOU CAN HAVE ANY KIND
OF BOAT YOU WANT.
456
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,925
AND I'M GONNA GET YOU
LOTS OF OTHER PRESENTS,
TOO.
457
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,527
GILLIGAN, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
458
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,330
I BETTER GET OUT OF
HERE BEFORE I START
BAWLING LIKE A BABY.
459
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,631
ARE YOU ALRIGHT,
SKIPPER?
460
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,799
IT'S JUST THAT I'M
A LITTLE CHOKED UP.
461
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,234
I BETTER GO WITH YOU,
HUH?
462
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,536
NO, YOU STAY RIGHT HERE
AND FINISH THAT LIST.
463
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,205
AND ANOTHER THING,
GILLIGAN--
464
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,372
I DON'T WANT THOSE OTHER
VULTURES COMING IN HERE
465
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,473
AND TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF YOU.
466
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,974
SO KEEP THIS DOOR
LOCKED.
467
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,009
WE DON'T HAVE A LOCK.
468
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,477
THAT'S RIGHT.
469
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,813
WELL, DON'T LET ANYBODY
IN THIS HUT, UNDERSTAND?
470
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,515
YES, SIR.
AND THAT'S AN ORDER.
471
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:29,316
AYE, AYE, SKIPPER.
472
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,784
SON.
473
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,388
I THINK
I'LL BUY MARY ANN
474
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,391
THE WHOLE STATE
OF KANSAS.
475
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,137
ANYBODY HOME,
GILLIGAN?
476
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,073
"S.S. MINNOW."
477
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,942
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
478
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,310
NEW DRESS?
479
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,413
LIKE IT? I MADE IT
OUT OF YOUR DUFFEL BAG.
480
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,449
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
481
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,452
NO. MY DUFFEL
NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD.
482
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,655
SKIPPER SAID
NOBODY COULD COME IN HERE
WHILE HE WAS GONE.
483
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,124
WELL, I JUST WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU.
484
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,559
OH. WELL,
LET'S GO OUT THERE.
485
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,194
OKAY.
486
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,164
I KNOW HOW BUSY YOU ARE
WITH YOUR OIL WELLS
AND EVERYTHING
487
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,065
BUT I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU
488
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,833
HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU.
489
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,569
OH, I'M NOT BUSY.
490
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,304
I THINK IT'S
ABSOLUTELY THRILLING
491
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,772
THE WAY YOU OUTSMARTED
MR. HOWELL.
492
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,106
IT WAS?
493
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:30,410
YES. I NEVER DREAMED
YOU WERE SO CLEVER.
494
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,279
NEITHER DID I.
WHAT DID I DO?
495
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,646
YOU'RE SO MODEST, TOO.
496
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,348
EVERYONE KNOWS
THAT THAT LAND
497
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,849
WASN'T WORTH A CENT
498
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,252
UNTIL YOU TOOK IT OVER.
499
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:43,756
YOU'RE A VERY REMARKABLE
MAN, GILLIGAN.
500
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:44,824
YEAH?
501
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,626
YEAH.
502
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:54,000
I THINK THAT
YOUR LIFE STORY
503
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,436
WOULD MAKE
A WONDERFUL MOVIE
FOR SOME STUDIO.
504
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,805
WHAT STUDIO WOULD MAKE
A MOVIE ABOUT ME?
505
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,106
ANY STUDIO YOU OWNED.
506
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,140
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
507
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,609
WHAT?
508
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,644
I'D JUST LOVE
TO STAR IN IT.
509
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,646
BUT YOU DON'T LOOK
A THING LIKE ME.
510
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,449
NO, SILLY.
WE'D GET ROCK HUDSON
TO PLAY YOU.
511
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,451
I'D PLAY YOUR WIFE.
512
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,757
BUT I'M NOT EVEN MARRIED.
513
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,927
WELL, YOU WOULD BE
IF YOU LOOKED LIKE
ROCK HUDSON.
514
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,596
THERE YOU ARE, GILLIGAN.
515
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,465
PLEASE FORGIVE ME
FOR A MOMENT,
WILL YOU, GINGER?
516
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,768
I JUST WANT
TO STEAL A LITTLE
OF GILLIGAN'S TIME.
517
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,205
I KNOW WHAT
YOU WANT TO STEAL, HOWELL
518
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,773
AND YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO GET AWAY WITH IT.
519
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,443
WELL, I WAS MERELY
INVITING GILLIGAN
TO DINNER.
520
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,111
OH, WELL, FINE.
WE'D BE GLAD TO COME.
521
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,447
YOU'LL BE THERE,
TOO?
522
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,614
I THINK I'D BETTER BE.
523
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,050
FINE, FINE.
GLAD YOU CAN COME.
524
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,118
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
STANDING WATCH DUTY
TONIGHT.
525
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,887
OH, I AM, MR. HOWELL.
526
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,822
IN FACT, I'M GOING
TO STAND GUARD DUTY
527
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,959
UNTIL I CAN GET GILLIGAN
OFF THIS ISLAND.
528
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,433
IT'S SO NICE
THAT YOU COULD COME.
529
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,835
WE'RE DELIGHTED TO HAVE YOU.
530
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,438
I'LL HAVE DINNER READY
IN A FEW MINUTES.
531
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,974
I'M JUST FINISHING
THE BANANAS.
532
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,442
ALRIGHT,
LOVEY, MY DEAR.
533
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,143
TAKE ALL THE TIME
THAT YOU WANT.
534
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,414
OH, GILLIGAN,
WOULD YOU TAKE
A CHAIR, PLEASE?
535
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:15,615
AND CAPTAIN,
HOW'S THIS CHAIR
536
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,951
FOR A MAN OF YOUR,
RATHER, SHALL WE SAY..
537
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,989
ARE YOU BOTH COMFORTABLE
IN THAT CHAIR?
538
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,458
NO, BUT WE'RE SAFE.
539
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,793
SAY, THAT WAS SOME NEWS
540
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,128
WE HEARD THIS AFTERNOON
ON THE RADIO, WASN'T IT?
541
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,229
IT SURE WAS.
542
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,464
WELL, GILLIGAN, MY BOY,
543
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,032
HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE IN THE OIL BUSINESS?
544
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,000
WELL--
545
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,368
HOW DOES IT FEEL
546
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,236
TO BE OUT OF THE OIL
BUSINESS, MR. HOWELL?
547
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,238
I MUST SAY,
THE JOKE IS ON ME.
548
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,274
MRS. HOWELL AND I
LAUGHED ALL AFTERNOON.
549
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,242
HA HA HA HA. I'LL BET.
550
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,344
HOW MUCH?
551
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,712
PURELY A FIGURE
OF SPEECH.
552
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,447
SURELY YOU'RE
A MAN OF THE WORLD, CAPTAIN.
553
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,148
YOU SEE NOTHING WRONG
554
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,250
WITH, SHALL WE SAY,
A GAME OF CHANCE?
555
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,852
IT ALL DEPENDS ON
WHAT THE GAME IS.
556
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,153
WHAT KIND WOULD YOU LIKE?
557
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,923
CARDS? DICE? ROULETTE?
558
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,725
NOT INTERESTED, MR. HOWELL.
559
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,193
THERE'S ONLY ONE GAME
THAT I EVER GAMBLE ON,
AND THAT'S POOL.
560
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,429
POOL?
561
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,930
NOW, WERE YOU
TO HAVE A POOL TABLE
562
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,333
I MIGHT BE INTERESTED
IN PLACING A BET WITH YOU.
563
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,039
SHALL WE...
564
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,775
LAG FOR BREAK?
565
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,046
9 IN THAT POCKET,
10 OVER HERE
566
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,014
AND THE 11
THE HARD WAY IN THERE.
567
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:25,051
LET'S SEE. I'LL DO IT
BANKING OFF...OFF THE...
568
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,760
GILLIGAN!
569
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,733
THE 11 IN THE FAR POCKET,
THE 2 OVER THERE
570
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,968
THE 3 UP THERE
571
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,303
AND THE 7
IN THE POCKET RIGHT HERE.
572
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:58,217
13 AND 10 IN THIS POCKET,
THE 2 IN THE SIDE POCKET
573
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:00,587
THE 9 AND 14 UP HERE,
RESPECTIVELY
574
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,122
THE 8 IN THAT POCKET,
THE 11 IN THERE
575
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,024
AND THE LITTLE 4 BALL
DOWN HERE
576
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:08,661
IN WHAT I CALL A DIFFICULT
BUT DELIGHTFUL SHOT.
577
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,143
THURSTON,
WHEN ARE YOU MEN
GOING TO EAT?
578
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,112
JUST ONE MORE GAME,
MRS. HOWELL?
579
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,615
BUT YOUR BREAKFAST
IS GETTING STONE COLD.
580
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,152
RACK 'EM UP AGAIN,
HOWELL.
581
00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:35,354
WHY DON'T WE SETTLE UP
BEFORE WE START ANOTHER GAME.
582
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:36,656
SETTLE UP?
WHAT FOR?
583
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,157
YOU OWE ME QUITE A LOT.
584
00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,426
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
585
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:40,660
DO I LOOK LIKE
THE TYPE OF MAN
586
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,462
WHO'D RUN OUT ON
A $12 MILLION BET?
587
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,896
AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU DO.
588
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:47,299
HOWEVER, IF GILLIGAN
WILL JUST SIGN THIS NOTE.
589
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,300
WHAT KIND OF NOTE?
590
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,069
WELL, IT'S JUST A NOTE.
591
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:52,639
YOU JUST SIGN
RIGHT THERE AT THE BOTTOM,
GILLIGAN, MY BOY.
592
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,907
"I OWE YOU
$12 MILLION
PAYABLE ON DEMAND."
593
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,943
JUST SIGN AT THE BOTTOM.
594
00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:58,845
DON'T WORRY, GILLIGAN.
595
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,747
I'LL WIN IT BACK FOR YOU
THE FIRST CHANCE I GET
TO SHOOT.
596
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:03,349
I KNOW YOU WILL,
SKIPPER.
597
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,451
KEEP THE PEN.
598
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:05,785
RACK 'EM UP AGAIN,
HOWELL.
599
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,754
I THINK HIS LUCK
IS JUST ABOUT TO CHANGE.
600
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,389
IT ALREADY HAS.
I WANT MY 12 MILLION NOW.
601
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:13,092
NOW? HE JUST SIGNED
A NOTE FOR YOU.
602
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,795
WELL, THE NOTE SAYS
PAYABLE ON DEMAND,
AND I DEMAND PAYMENT.
603
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,263
BUT I DON'T HAVE
THAT MUCH MONEY.
604
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,365
WELL, CERTAINLY
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
WORTH $12 MILLION.
605
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,901
WATCH, CUFF LINKS...
OIL COMPANY?
606
00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:24,270
OH, YEAH. I FORGOT.
MY OIL COMPANY.
607
00:23:24,336 --> 00:23:27,139
NO, NO, NO.
IT'S MY OIL COMPANY.
608
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:28,908
HA HA! HA HA!
609
00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:31,878
THE WIZARD OF WALL STREET
STRIKES AGAIN!
610
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,687
HELLO, SKIPPER.
611
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:41,954
I HEAR YOU HAD DINNER
WITH THE HOWELLS LAST NIGHT.
612
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,456
YES, A CATERED
CHUCK WAGON AFFAIR--
613
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,592
ALL YOU COULD EAT
FOR $12 MILLION.
614
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,727
ALL YOU COULD EAT
FOR $12 MILLION.
615
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,395
THAT'S A PRETTY FUNNY ONE,
ISN'T IT, SKIPPER?
616
00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,263
HA HA HA HA.
SIT DOWN, GILLIGAN.
617
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:54,834
OH, GOODNESS.
IT'S TIME FOR THE 12:00
STOCK MARKET REPORT.
618
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:55,935
OH!
619
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,541
Newsman: AND RAILS
HELD STEADY AT THE CLOSE.
620
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,610
OF COURSE, THE STREET
IS STILL TALKING ABOUT
621
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,545
THE LATEST NEWS
OUT OF DUSTBOWL, OKLAHOMA.
622
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,279
WHAT NEWS?
623
00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:09,181
Newsman:
FURTHER INVESTIGATION
BY THE HOWELL CORPORATION
624
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:11,117
HAS REVEALED THE TRUE SOURCE
OF THE GUSHER.
625
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:13,352
THEIR DRILL HAD PUNCTURED
THE TANK OF AN OIL TRUCK
626
00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:16,322
WHICH HAD BEEN BURIED
DURING ONE OF THE FREQUENT
DUST STORMS IN THAT AREA.
627
00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,925
TEHACHAPUKU OIL AND MINING
STOCK IS WORTHLESS.
628
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,627
MEANWHILE,
THE SEARCH CONTINUES
629
00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,862
FOR THE OWNER
OF THIS DESOLATE WASTELAND.
630
00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:27,199
ONCE AGAIN WE ASK,
WHERE IS THURSTON HOWELL?
631
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,067
I'LL TELL YOU WHERE HE IS.
632
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,769
HE'S RIGHT DOWN THERE.
633
00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:44,851
* NOW THIS IS THE TALE
OF OUR CASTAWAYS *
634
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:46,719
* THEY'RE HERE
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME *
635
00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:49,288
* THEY'LL HAVE TO MAKE
THE BEST OF THINGS *
636
00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:51,357
* IT'S AN UPHILL CLIMB *
637
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:53,425
* THE FIRST MATE
AND HIS SKIPPER, TOO *
638
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,562
* WILL DO THEIR VERY BEST *
639
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:57,730
* TO MAKE THE OTHERS
COMFORTABLE *
640
00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,498
* IN THEIR TROPIC
ISLAND NEST *
641
00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:01,100
* NO PHONES, NO LIGHTS *
642
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,201
* NO MOTORCARS *
643
00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:03,736
* NOT A SINGLE LUXURY *
644
00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:06,438
* LIKE ROBINSON CRUSOE *
645
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,340
* IT'S PRIMITIVE AS CAN BE *
646
00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,910
* SO JOIN US HERE
EACH WEEK, MY FRIENDS *
647
00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:12,912
* YOU'RE SURE
TO GET A SMILE *
648
00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:15,047
* FOR 7 STRANDED
CASTAWAYS *
649
00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,149
* HERE ON
GILLIGAN'S ISLE *
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