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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:05,173 * JUST SIT RIGHT BACK, AND YOU'LL HEAR A TALE * 2 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:07,341 * A TALE OF A FATEFUL TRIP * 3 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:10,144 * THAT STARTED FROM THIS TROPIC PORT * 4 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,679 * ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP * 5 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,815 * THE MATE WAS A MIGHTY SAILIN' MAN * 6 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,750 * THE SKIPPER BRAVE AND SURE * 7 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:21,222 * 5 PASSENGERS SET SAIL THAT DAY FOR A 3-HOUR TOUR * 8 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:24,125 * A 3-HOUR TOUR * 9 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:26,560 [THUNDER] 10 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,262 * THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH * 11 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,764 * THE TINY SHIP WAS TOSSED * 12 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:33,134 * IF NOT FOR THE COURAGE OF THE FEARLESS CREW * 13 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:37,605 * THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST, THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST * 14 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:40,274 * THE SHIP SET GROUND ON THE SHORE OF THIS * 15 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:42,310 * UNCHARTED DESERT ISLE * 16 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,912 * WITH GILLIGAN * 17 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:47,148 * THE SKIPPER, TOO * 18 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:51,419 * THE MILLIONAIRE AND HIS WIFE * 19 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:54,322 * THE MOVIE STAR * 20 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,357 * AND THE REST * 21 00:00:56,424 --> 00:01:01,462 * ARE HERE ON GILLIGAN'S ISLE * 22 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,150 SKIPPER, WHY DON'T WE GET GILLIGAN TO HELP US WITH THIS WELL? 23 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:25,085 GILLIGAN HELP? PROFESSOR, YOU'VE BEEN OUT IN THE SUN TOO LONG. 24 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:26,487 ALL HE'D HAVE TO DO IS DIG. 25 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:27,788 HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG IF HE'S JUST DIGGING. 26 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,257 YEAH? HA HA HA! 27 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,592 WELL, ALRIGHT. LET'S FIND OUT. 28 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,127 GILLIGAN! 29 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:35,863 NOW, UH, NOTHING PRETENTIOUS, GILLIGAN. YOU UNDERSTAND? 30 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,367 A SIMPLE, FLOWING, 15-ROOM MANSION, RIGHT, LOVEY? 31 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,202 I MEAN, 4 BATHS, YOU UNDERSTAND? 32 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,771 AND WE'LL HAVE THE-- THE SERVANTS' QUARTERS WILL BE OVER THERE. 33 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,739 GILLIGAN! THAT'S THE SKIPPER. I GOTTA RUN. 34 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:47,275 NO, YOU'LL DO NOTHING OF THE SORT. 35 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,710 YOU SEE, WE'RE PLANNING THE HOWELL HILLS ESTATE. 36 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,679 AND YOU DON'T WANT TO GET INTO TROUBLE WITH THE SKIPPER, DEAR. 37 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,714 LOVEY, WE ARE NO LONGER ON SHIPBOARD. 38 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,649 YOU SEE, NOW, THIS IS EXACTLY THE WAY 39 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:56,984 I WANT THE LITTLE ESTATE BUILT. 40 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,352 YOU SEE-- GILLIGAN!! 41 00:01:58,419 --> 00:01:59,520 I GOTTA GO. LATER. 42 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:00,954 STAND YOUR GROUND, GILLIGAN. 43 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,323 IF I DO, I'LL BE BURIED IN IT. 44 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:03,757 LET THE BOY GO, DEAR. 45 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,460 HE IS NO LONGER A BOY, LOVEY. HE IS A MAN. 46 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:07,295 Skipper: GILLIGAN! I'M A BOY. 47 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,662 UH, SKIPPER, 48 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,264 YOU'RE INTERRUPTING A BUSINESS CONFERENCE. 49 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:11,465 BESIDES, YOU'RE STANDING IN THE POWDER ROOM. 50 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,234 POWDER ROOM? BUSINESS CONFERENCE? 51 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:16,003 GILLIGAN, WILL YOU GET OVER THERE AND START DIGGING? AYE, AYE, SIR. 52 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:16,970 COME BACK HERE, GILLIGAN. 53 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,071 GET GOING, GILLIGAN. 54 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,240 COME BACK HERE, GILLIGAN! 55 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:20,208 GET GOING, GILLIGAN! 56 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,675 COME BACK HERE! 57 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:22,576 I GAVE HIM AN ORDER! 58 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,278 AND I GAVE HIM A JOB! 59 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:25,446 I WISH I WERE TWINS. 60 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,547 MAYBE WE SHOULD TOSS A COIN. 61 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,649 COIN?! I MEAN A BILL. 62 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,351 LOOK, I'M HAVING ENOUGH TROUBLE RUNNING THIS ISLAND 63 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:31,952 WITHOUT A MUTINY! 64 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,188 WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE RUNNING THIS ISLAND? 65 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,589 I AM THE SKIPPER! 66 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,857 AT SEA YOU'RE THE SKIPPER! 67 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:39,860 ON LAND, I AM CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD! 68 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:41,495 PROFESSOR, WILL YOU TELL THESE PEOPLE 69 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,030 WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THIS ISLAND? 70 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,965 WELL, ACTUALLY, NO ONE IS. 71 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,334 NO ONE?! NO ONE?! 72 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,202 GOOD HEAVENS, THIS IS ANARCHY! 73 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:49,703 IT IS NOT! I AM IN COMMAND! 74 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,472 NO, I AM RUNNING THIS ISLAND! 75 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:52,906 GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN. 76 00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,041 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 77 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,609 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 78 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,679 WHY DON'T WE VOTE? YOU KNOW, LIKE AN ELECTION. 79 00:02:58,746 --> 00:02:59,947 AN ELECTION? 80 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:00,981 AN ELECTION! 81 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,616 THAT'S WONDERFUL! YES! 82 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,552 I'LL SPEND MILLIONS ON MY CAMPAIGN. 83 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:05,586 THAT'S UNFAIR! 84 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,087 YOU'RE RIGHT. IT IS UNFAIR. 85 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:08,756 INSTEAD, I'LL BUY THE VOTES. LET ME SEE... 86 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,031 AND I KNOW THAT IT'S GOING TO BE 87 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,600 A GOOD, CLEAN, HARD-FOUGHT BATTLE RIGHT DOWN TO THE WIRE. 88 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:21,235 THAT'S RIGHT, PROFESSOR. 89 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,703 THERE'S NO ROOM FOR DIRTY POLITICS ON THIS ISLAND. 90 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,137 I THINK WE CAN ALWAYS MAKE A LITTLE ROOM 91 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,773 FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, EH, PROFESSOR? 92 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,808 JUST ONE THING-- LET'S GET THIS ELECTION OVER WITH 93 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,577 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN ALL GET BACK TO WORK ON THE WELL. 94 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,078 THAT'S FINE WITH ME, PROFESSOR. 95 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,546 I'M READY FOR THAT ELECTION ANY TIME NOW. 96 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,147 WAIT A MINUTE, CAPTAIN. 97 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,115 WHEN ARE YOU COMING OUT 98 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:36,450 OF YOUR SMOKED-FILLED HUT 99 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,118 AND REALLY FACE THE ISSUES, HUH? 100 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:39,253 WHAT ISSUES, MR. HOWELL? 101 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,954 WELL, I'M SURE YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW 102 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:43,324 WHAT MY LEARNED OPPONENT THINKS, FOR EXAMPLE, OF SLUM CLEARANCE, 103 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,125 OF TIDE LAND OIL DRILLING, 104 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:47,027 OF FREE SCHOOL LUNCHES! 105 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:48,696 I WOULD LIKE TO MEET HIM 106 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:51,632 IN FACE-TO-FACE DEBATE ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, 107 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:54,134 COCONUT CONSERVATION, AND HIGH-RISE DWELLINGS. 108 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:55,769 NOW, SEE HERE-- NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 109 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:58,306 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FACE UP TO THE ISSUES, CAPTAIN, 110 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:00,641 AND YOU BETTER GIVE THEM SOME THOUGHT. 111 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,476 IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHO'S GONNA ASK 112 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,478 A LOT OF STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT? 113 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:05,846 MRS. HOWELL. 114 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,350 AND I BEG OF YOU, DEAR FRIENDS, 115 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,485 DO NOT PLACE ONE MORE BURDEN 116 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:14,622 ON THE FRAGILE SHOULDERS OF OUR DEAR GALLANT CAPTAIN, 117 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:17,157 WHO LIES SLEEPLESS IN HIS BED AT NIGHT-- 118 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:21,128 UH, UH, SLEEPLESS IN HIS BED AT NIGHT, UH... 119 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,129 RIDDEN WITH GUILT. 120 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:23,230 THANK YOU. YES. YES. 121 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:24,798 RIDDEN WITH GUILT. UH-HUH. 122 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:28,469 RIDDEN WITH GUILT ABOUT THE SHIPWRECK, WHICH WAS HIS FAULT. 123 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:31,038 RIDDEN WITH GUILT ABOUT THE LOSS OF THE TRANSMITTER, 124 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,673 WHICH WAS HIS FAULT. 125 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,643 FILLED WITH SHAME ABOUT HIS LACK OF QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP, 126 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,411 WHICH WAS HIS MOTHER'S FAULT. 127 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:40,881 WHAT THIS ISLAND NEEDS IS A PRESIDENT LIKE ME-- 128 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:45,118 ONE WHO IS BRAVE, TRUE, LOYAL, DEVOTED, AND FAITHFUL, 129 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:47,355 AND ABOVE ALL, MODEST. 130 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:50,558 AND I SAY TO YOU, DON'T CHANGE LEADERS IN MID-OCEAN! 131 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,660 ELECT ME FIRST PRESIDENT-- 132 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,728 THE MAN WHO'S FIRST AT SEA, ON LAND, 133 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,964 AND FIRST FATHER OF YOUR ISLAND. 134 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:01,735 THAT WAS GREAT, SKIPPER. 135 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,170 YOU REALLY THINK SO, GILLIGAN? 136 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,205 YEAH. ONLY, CAN WE VOTE FOR GEORGE WASHINGTON? 137 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:06,507 GEORGE WASHINGTON? 138 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:07,675 ISN'T THAT WHO YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT? 139 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,910 NO, GILLIGAN, I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME! 140 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,681 WHY SHOULD PEOPLE VOTE FOR ME? 141 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:14,748 I DON'T KNOW. 142 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:15,416 WELL, THINK! 143 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,084 UH...UH... I GOT IT. 144 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,420 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE SKIPPER, AND YOU'LL THREATEN THEM. 145 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,522 YEAH! OH, NO, THAT WON'T WORK. 146 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:22,756 WORKS WITH ME. 147 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,257 WELL, BUT YOU'RE DIFFERENT. I AM? 148 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,727 WELL, CERTAINLY. YOU'RE MY CREW. I CAN THREATEN YOU. 149 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,730 I'VE GOT TO WOO THE VOTERS. 150 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,331 YOU DON'T WOO ME. I'D RATHER BE THREATENED. 151 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,801 NOT YOU, GILLIGAN! THE GIRLS. 152 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:39,807 GINGER. ARE YOU HOME? 153 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,512 [WARMLY] HELLO, SKIPPER. 154 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,380 LOVELY FLOWERS FOR A LOVELY LADY. 155 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,416 OH, GEE, THEY'RE LOVELY. 156 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,883 OOH! THOSE ARE THE FLOWERS 157 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,185 THE PROFESSOR SAID ARE POISONOUS. 158 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,353 POISONOUS? 159 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,354 POISONOUS?! 160 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:55,856 YII! AAAHH! 161 00:05:58,426 --> 00:05:59,493 SHAME ON YOU. 162 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,461 WELL, WHAT DID I DO? 163 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,095 TRIED TO BUY MY VOTE. 164 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:04,264 WELL, I DID NOTHING OF THE KIND, MARY ANN. 165 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:06,867 IT'S PERFECTLY PROPER FOR A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE 166 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,436 TO WANT TO HIRE A SECRETARY. 167 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,604 AT $50,000 A YEAR? 168 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,673 WELL, GOOD SECRETARIES ARE HARD TO FIND. 169 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,775 I'M NOT EVEN A GOOD SECRETARY, MR. HOWELL. 170 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:17,144 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M NOT EVEN A SECRETARY. 171 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,412 I'M ONLY A CLERK. 172 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,247 A CLERK! OH, A CLERK! 173 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:21,682 WELL, IN THAT CASE, 100,000. 174 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:24,585 UH, GROUP INSURANCE, UH, FRINGE BENEFITS. 175 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,787 I AM NOT GOING TO INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 176 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,689 BY ATTEMPTING TO BRIBE YOU. 177 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:30,491 GEE, MR. HOWELL, I DON'T SEE 178 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,460 WHAT ONE THING HAS TO DO WITH THE OTHER. 179 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:33,694 ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT PERHAPS 180 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,663 YOU, UH, COULD BE BRIBED? 181 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:39,500 EVERYBODY SAYS I'VE GOT AN OPEN MIND. 182 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:41,535 GINGER, OFF THIS ISLAND, 183 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,771 I'M A VERY WEALTHY AND IMPORTANT MAN. 184 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,206 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M THINKING OF BUYING HOLLYWOOD. 185 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,475 HOLLYWOOD?! 186 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,176 YES. DON'T YOU THINK YOU OUGHT TO HAVE 187 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,311 A STAR ON YOUR DRESSING ROOM DOOR? 188 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,013 OH, GEE, MR. HOWELL... 189 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,115 I MEAN, MR. PRESIDENT... 190 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,152 GILLIGAN. 191 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,490 [WARMLY] HELLO. 192 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:05,158 WHO YOU TALKING TO? 193 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,059 YOU. 194 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,160 ME? 195 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,429 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE HERE, AREN'T YOU? 196 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:11,164 YEAH, BUT I'M JUST ME. 197 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,633 I KNOW. 198 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:15,035 BUT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SO FRIENDLY TO ME BEFORE. 199 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,170 THERE'S ALWAYS A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING... 200 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,506 ISN'T THERE? 201 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,207 I MUST BE DREAMING, HUH? 202 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,509 PINCH YOURSELF AND SEE. 203 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:22,510 YEAH. 204 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:24,211 OW! NO, I'M HERE. 205 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,180 AND I JUST REMEMBERED-- I'M CAMPAIGNING. VOTE FOR THE SKIPPER. 206 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,248 GILLIGAN? 207 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:29,783 YEAH? 208 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:30,450 COME HERE. 209 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:31,351 HUH? 210 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,220 COME CLOSER, GILLIGAN. 211 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,189 GILLIGAN, WOULD YOU DO ME AN EXTRA SPECIAL FAVOR? 212 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,259 VOTE FOR HOWELL. 213 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:39,960 [THUD] 214 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:40,894 OOH. 215 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:56,844 "DON'T CHANGE SKIPPERS." 216 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,512 OH, GILLIGAN, GET ME THE PAINT CAN. 217 00:07:58,579 --> 00:07:59,747 YES, SIR. 218 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,390 GILLIGAN, YOU CAN'T JUST WALK ON THE WATER! 219 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:12,059 NO, SKIPPER, I'M WALKIN' ON THIS BOARD. 220 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,260 SEE? 221 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,728 OH. WELL, THE BOARD ENDS THERE. 222 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,063 DON'T STEP OUT THERE. 223 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,230 NO, SIR. 224 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:18,799 OH, GILL--OH! 225 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:24,638 GILLIGAN, MY BOY, 226 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,506 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT YOURSELF? 227 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,108 HAVE I EVER THOUGHT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? 228 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:28,942 WHAT--WHAT I MEAN IS, UH, 229 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,443 WHAT YOU WANT TO BE IN LIFE. 230 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,880 OH, SURE. SOMETIMES I LIE AWAKE AT NIGHT, AND I THINK 231 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,882 IF I TRY REAL HARD AND OBEY THE SKIPPER'S ORDERS, 232 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,617 MAYBE SOMEDAY I'LL BE A JUNIOR PETTY OFFICER. 233 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:40,554 GILLIGAN, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE SECRETARY OF THE NAVY? 234 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,122 SECRETARY OF THE NAVY? 235 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,491 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT. 236 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:45,458 YOU'RE JUST BEING MODEST. 237 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,728 NO, I'M NOT. LOOK. 238 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,064 WELL, I MEAN, WHOEVER HEARD 239 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,833 OF THE SECRETARY OF THE NAVY TYING HIS OWN KNOTS? 240 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,035 I'LL ASSIGN SOME ABLE-BODIED SEAMAN 241 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,970 TO PERFORM SUCH MENIAL CHORES FOR YOU. 242 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,438 WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND AN ABLE-BODIED SEAMAN? 243 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,641 IT--HERE COMES ONE NOW. 244 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,175 GILLIGAN, WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HOWELL? 245 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:03,010 I'M SORRY, SKIPPER. 246 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,477 DON'T BE AFRAID, GILLIGAN. 247 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,146 IN A FEW HOURS, HE'LL BE WORKING FOR YOU. 248 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,080 WHAT?! 249 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,081 HE MEANS-- 250 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,182 WHAT I MEAN IS, WHEN I AM PRESIDENT, 251 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,117 GILLIGAN IS GOING TO BE 252 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,452 SECRETARY OF THE NAVY. 253 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,421 SECRETARY OF THE NAVY? 254 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:15,488 GILLIGAN IS GOING TO BE SEC-- 255 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,991 [LAUGHING] 256 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,461 WELL, WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING, GILLIGAN? 257 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:22,696 [LAUGHS] 258 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:24,598 I WAS THINKING HOW NICE IT WOULD BE 259 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,166 TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TIE MY SHOELACES. 260 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,045 ALRIGHT, FOLKS. 261 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,748 7 PIECES OF PAPER HAVE BEEN INITIALED BY ALL 7 OF US. 262 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,549 THESE ARE THE OFFICIAL BALLOTS. 263 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:43,817 NOW THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE MARKING THEM, 264 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:46,319 BECAUSE WHAT YOU WRITE ON YOUR BALLOT COUNTS. 265 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,355 NOW, WHO WANTS TO VOTE FIRST? 266 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,857 I DO. 267 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,424 WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST, THAT'S WHAT I STAND FOR. 268 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:52,525 SEE WHAT I MEAN? 269 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,661 WHO WANTS A PRESIDENT 270 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,629 WHO WOULD LET CHILDREN VOTE? 271 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:56,730 I'LL VOTE FIRST, PROFESSOR. 272 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,031 GINGER, YOU'RE NEXT. 273 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,034 A STAR IS BORN. 274 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,105 WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT? 275 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,707 INSIDE JOKE. 276 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:14,815 GILLIGAN, I WANT YOU TO GET IN THERE AND VOTE, 277 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,950 BUT BEFORE YOU DO, I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT 278 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,551 ALL THE THINGS THAT I'VE DONE FOR YOU. 279 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,753 AYE, AYE, SIR. 280 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:20,654 OH, WAIT A MINUTE, GILLIGAN. 281 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,522 ON SECOND THOUGHT, 282 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:25,793 MAYBE YOU BETTER NOT THINK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS. 283 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,761 REMEMBER, ONCE YOU PULL THAT CORD, 284 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,596 NO MAN CAN TELL YOU HOW TO VOTE, 285 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,899 MR. SECRETARY. 286 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,019 QUIET DOWN, NOW, EVERYBODY. 287 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,653 THERE YOU ARE, PROFESSOR. 288 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:54,888 GILLIGAN, YOU'RE SHIVERING. 289 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,424 I--I'LL BE ALRIGHT IN A M-M-MINUTE. 290 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,792 ALRIGHT, 291 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,795 NOW, THE FIRST BALLOT... 292 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,698 IS FOR... 293 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:05,532 THE SKIPPER! 294 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,967 YAY! 295 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,836 THIS WILL KEEP YOU WARM, LITTLE BUDDY. 296 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,604 THE SECOND BALLOT... 297 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,572 IS FOR MR. HOWELL. 298 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,142 OH, YAY! 299 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:20,714 MR. SECRETARY, WARMSY-WARMSY. 300 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,282 THE THIRD BALLOT IS... 301 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,751 FOR THE SKIPPER! 302 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,819 WHO NOW LEADS 2 TO ONE. 303 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,821 THE FOURTH BALLOT... 304 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,556 IS FOR MR. HOWELL. 305 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,558 OH, YIPPEE! 306 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,526 ISN'T THAT EXCITING? NOW IT'S 2 ALL. 307 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,964 THE FIFTH BALLOT IS... 308 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:40,734 A WRITE-IN VOTE FOR... 309 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,002 GILLIGAN? 310 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,303 LET ME SEE THAT! LET ME SEE THAT! 311 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:48,375 WHY, THAT'S LOVEY'S HANDWRITING. 312 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:49,642 OH, YES, IT IS. 313 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,944 I DECIDED THAT IT WAS TIME 314 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,846 YOU LET SOMEBODY ELSE RUN EVERYTHING. 315 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,581 THEN WE COULD HAVE THAT HONEYMOON 316 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,950 YOU'VE BEEN PROMISING ME ALL THESE YEARS. 317 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,753 WHY, YOU ROMANTIC SCHEMER, YOU. 318 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,254 LATER. ELECTION. 319 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,324 THE VOTE IS TIED AT 2 AND 2. 320 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,625 AND ONE FOR GILLIGAN. 321 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:06,726 WELL, I HARDLY THINK IT'S NECESSARY 322 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,727 TO MENTION THAT, MARY ANN. 323 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:08,829 CERTAINLY, MARY ANN. 324 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,498 THE SIXTH BALLOT IS FOR... 325 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,465 GILLIGAN. 326 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,701 GILLIGAN IS MY MAN, TOO. 327 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,203 THE VOTE STILL STANDS AT 2 VOTES 328 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,805 FOR THE SKIPPER AND 2 FOR MR. HOWELL. 329 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,739 AND 2 WRITE-IN VOTES FOR GILLIGAN. 330 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:23,610 THE DECIDING VOTE... 331 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:24,544 IS MISSING. 332 00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:25,979 MISSING? 333 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,881 OH, YEAH. I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE. 334 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,082 WHAT'S THE MATTER, GILLIGAN? 335 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,918 ISN'T OUR BALLOT BOX GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? 336 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,585 I WAS AFRAID IT MIGHT GET WET. 337 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:33,753 THAT MEANS THAT I WIN. 338 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,155 THAT MEANS I'M ELECTED. 339 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,256 I'M SORRY, GENTLEMEN. 340 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,124 YOU'VE BOTH LOST. 341 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,391 WELL, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 342 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,393 WELL, THEN WHO IS PRESIDENT? 343 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,198 GILLIGAN? 344 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,304 PRESIDENT GILLIGAN. 345 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,318 GILLIGAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 346 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,386 I WAS CLEANING UP THE WHITE HOUSE. 347 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,554 GIVE ME THAT BROOM. 348 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,858 IS THIS ANY SORT OF A JOB 349 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:11,624 FOR THE PRESIDENT TO BE DOING? 350 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:12,893 I DON'T KNOW. 351 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,494 I'VE NEVER BEEN A PRESIDENT BEFORE. 352 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,596 LOOK, SKIPPER, I DIDN'T MEAN TO WIN THE ELECTION. 353 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,231 HONEST, I WAS ON YOUR SIDE. 354 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,833 THERE'S NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 355 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,002 I JUST CAME BY HERE TO OFFER MY CONGRATULATIONS. 356 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,670 NOW, PEOPLE HAVE MADE THEIR CHOICE, 357 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,405 AND WHETHER IT'S RIGHT OR WRONG, WE'RE STUCK WITH IT. 358 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:26,473 WELL, MAYBE WE OUGHT TO COUNT THE VOTES AGAIN 359 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:27,607 TO MAKE SURE I WON. 360 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,942 THERE'S NO NEED TO DO THAT, EITHER. 361 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,743 HOWELL AND I HAVE COUNTED 'EM 4 TIMES ALREADY. 362 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,245 WELL, I SURE FEEL AWFUL ABOUT WINNING, 363 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,680 ESPECIALLY WHEN I WASN'T EVEN RUNNING. 364 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,682 THE FACT IS YOU DID WIN, GILLIGAN, 365 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,050 AND THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 366 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,785 I CAN HARDLY CALL MYSELF A FRIEND 367 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,387 IF I DIDN'T GIVE YOU A WORD OF WARNING. 368 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,989 A WORD OF WARNING? ABOUT WHAT? 369 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,323 THE POWER SEEKERS. 370 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,893 MEN WHO'LL SEEK YOU OUT, CALL THEMSELVES FRIENDS, 371 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,028 THEY'LL FLATTER YOU, THEY'LL FAWN ON YOU. 372 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,496 THESE MEN ARE DANGEROUS. 373 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,999 ALL THEY WANT IS A HIGH POSITION IN YOUR GOVERNMENT. 374 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,133 THESE MEN ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED, 375 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,201 AND YOU'VE GOT TO GUARD AGAINST THEM. 376 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,568 GUARD AGAINST THEM? HOW? 377 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,837 WELL, THAT'S WHERE I COME IN. 378 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,272 YOU JUST LEAVE IT TO ME. 379 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,374 THAT'S PART OF MY JOB AS SECOND IN COMMAND. 380 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,211 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO THESE MEN ARE, BUT-- 381 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,778 HERE COMES ONE OF 'EM NOW. 382 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,081 I JUST STOPPED BY TO OFFER YOU 383 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,917 MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS 384 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,219 ON YOUR RATHER SHOCKING VICTORY. 385 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,821 YEAH, IT WAS KIND OF A SURPRISE TO ME, TOO. 386 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,489 YES, WELL, THE WAY I LOOK AT IT, UH, 387 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,325 COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. 388 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,659 YOU'RE FINISHED, HOWELL. 389 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,860 THE PRESIDENT AND I ARE BUSY 390 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:21,962 SETTING UP A NEW ADMINISTRATION. 391 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,830 WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I'M HERE. 392 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,565 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT. 393 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:26,666 OH--OH, MR. PRESIDENT, 394 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:27,935 BEFORE I, UH, FORGET, 395 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:31,104 HERE'S A, UH, SMALL BUT TERRIBLY EXPENSIVE 396 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,106 LITTLE TOKEN OF MY ESTEEM. 397 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,574 A BOX OF ESTEEMED TOKENS. THANKS, MR. HOWELL. 398 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,742 NO, NO, NO. 399 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,945 YOU SEE, THEY'RE SOLID GOLD CUFF LINKS. 400 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,080 YOU--YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE YOUR WRISTS PIERCED. 401 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,215 MR. HOWELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU. 402 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,850 THAT'S WHAT HE'S JUST ABOUT TO TELL YOU, GILLIGAN. 403 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,585 WELL, I DON'T EXPECT THANKS. 404 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:46,954 I CAME BY TO PAY MY RESPECTS 405 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,455 AND TO OFFER MY HUMBLE SERVICE 406 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,324 TO WHATEVER HIGH OFFICE THE PRESIDENT MIGHT DESIGNATE. 407 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,393 HOWELL, I MUST ADMIT, I'M SURPRISED BY YOUR ATTITUDE. 408 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,063 THE LEADER'S WISH IS BUT MY COMMAND. 409 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,464 WELL, THEN HERE. 410 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,099 YOU CAN START BY CLEANING UP THE WHITE HOUSE. 411 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,400 THAT OUGHT TO BE HUMBLE ENOUGH. 412 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:01,935 JUST EXACTLY WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 413 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,403 I'M THE VICE PRESIDENT. 414 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,771 THE VICE PRESIDENT. WELL, HOW DID YOU GET THAT JOB? 415 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,940 BY GETTING HERE BEFORE YOU DID! 416 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,308 DO YOU WANT YOUR CUFF LINKS BACK? 417 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,776 DO YOU THINK I'M THE KIND OF MAN 418 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:10,978 WHO WOULD TAKE BACK A BRIBE, SIR? 419 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,245 IT'S A NICE GIFT. 420 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,480 I COULD GIVE YOU SOMETHING IN RETURN. 421 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,182 WELL, I EXPECT TO GET SOMETHING IN RETURN. 422 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,317 WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU HAVE OPEN? 423 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,252 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A GOOD KNOT? 424 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,888 UH, SKIPPER, WHAT KIND OF JOB CAN WE GIVE MR. HOWELL? 425 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,091 WELL, WE HAVE THE SECRETARY OF LABOR, 426 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,158 THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE, 427 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,526 SECRETARY OF STATE. 428 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,095 YEAH, YOU COULD BE ONE OF THE SECRETARIES. 429 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,062 YOU KNOW HOW TO TAKE SHORTHAND AND TYPING? 430 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,697 NO. YOU SEE, MR. PRESIDENT, 431 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,065 I THINK WITH MY BACKGROUND, 432 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,634 THE IDEAL JOB FOR ME WOULD BE CHIEF JUSTICE 433 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,969 OF THE SUPREME COURT. 434 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,504 BUT THAT'S A VERY IMPORTANT POSITION. 435 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,272 HAVE YOU HAD ANY LEGAL EXPERIENCE? 436 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,309 THE GOVERNMENT HAS CONVICTED ME 6 TIMES ON ANTI-TRUST SUITS, 437 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,578 AND I'VE BEEN INVESTIGATED EVERY YEAR FOR INCOME TAX EVASION. 438 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,448 OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. HOW ABOUT YOU, SKIPPER? 439 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,883 WELL, ANY MAN CAN STAY OUT OF JAIL WITH A RECORD LIKE THAT'S 440 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,319 GOT TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THE LAW. 441 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,820 INDEED I DO. 442 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,023 NOW, THE FIRST THING ON MY AGENDA... 443 00:15:56,089 --> 00:16:00,093 IS TO INVESTIGATE A PLOT TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT. 444 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,528 WHAT PLOT TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? 445 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,264 THE ONE I STARTED RIGHT AFTER THE ELECTION. 446 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,098 HA HA HA! 447 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,566 SEE YOU AT THE INAUGURAL LUAU, 448 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,567 MR. PRESIDENT. 449 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,272 IT IS MY HONOR 450 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,440 TO INTRODUCE TO YOU 451 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,108 A MAN KNOWN TO US ALL, 452 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,777 A MAN RESPECTED FOR HIS COURAGE, 453 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,112 HIS DEDICATION OF DUTY, 454 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,280 HIS LEADERSHIP. 455 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,215 A TRUE GIANT AMONG MEN. 456 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,817 OUR PRESIDENT, GILLIGAN! 457 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,620 YEAH, MR. PRESIDENT, BRAVO, BRAVO. 458 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,157 SPEECH, SPEECH. 459 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,059 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND HONORED GUESTS, 460 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,161 I ACCEPT THE RESPONSIBILITY THAT YOU'VE GIVEN ME-- 461 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,696 COME ON, EVERYBODY, EAT! PLEASE, WHILE IT'S STILL HOT. 462 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:37,597 OH, I'M SORRY, GILLIGAN. 463 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,431 I MEAN, MR. PRESIDENT. 464 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,599 THAT'S OKAY, FOLKS, UH, 465 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,900 YOU GO AHEAD AND FINISH DINNER. 466 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,169 I JUST--I JUST JOTTED DOWN 467 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,937 A FEW THINGS I WANTED TO SAY, AND-- 468 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,406 IT WAS RIGHT HERE A MINUTE AGO. 469 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,143 MR. HOWELL, EXCUSE ME, BUT THAT NAPKIN, 470 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,344 I THINK IT'S MY SPEECH. 471 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,445 OH, YES. 472 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:55,948 FIRST OF ALL-- 473 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,118 UH, WOULD YOU PASS ME THAT GUAVA SAUCE? 474 00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,086 SURE, MR. HOWELL. 475 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,020 SHOT OF IT, PLEASE. 476 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:01,821 THANK YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME. 477 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,022 NOW... 478 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,424 WOULD YOU PASS THIS DOWN, PLEASE? 479 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,259 THANK YOU. 480 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:09,096 IT'S HOT. HERE, PROFESSOR. 481 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:09,929 THANK YOU, GILLIGAN. 482 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,298 YOU'RE WELCOME. 483 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,466 WELL, NOW DOWN TO THE IMPORTANT BUSINESS. 484 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,235 AS YOU ALL KNOW, OUR WATER SUPPLY IS GETTING SHORT 485 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,237 AND WE HAVE TO PITCH IN AND BUILD A WELL. 486 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,306 OH, I WISH WHO KNEW WHO COOKED THESE JELLIED SAND DABS. 487 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,707 OH, I DID, MRS. HOWELL. DO YOU LIKE THEM? 488 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,008 OH, THEY'RE DELICIOUS. 489 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,176 THURSTON, YOU MUST TRY THEM. 490 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,677 YOU'D BELIEVE YOU WERE AT ANTOINE'S. 491 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,946 OH, YES, YOU MUST TRY MY JELLIED SAND DABS. 492 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,481 NOW ABOUT THE JELLIED SAND-- 493 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,849 I MEAN, ABOUT DIGGING THE WELL. 494 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:30,750 NOW LOOK, FOLKS, 495 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,119 IF WE ALL PITCH IN, 496 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,021 I FIGURE WE CAN DIG THAT WELL IN ONE DAY-- 497 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,423 THIS IS THE BEST MEAL I'VE HAD 498 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,890 SINCE I'VE BEEN ON THE ISLAND. 499 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:38,925 THANK YOU, SKIPPER. 500 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:39,926 I'VE GOTTA TAKE A WALK. 501 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:43,130 [ALL TALKING] 502 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,304 WE HAVE TO HAVE FRESH WATER, 503 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,740 PLEASE, MR. AND MRS. HOWELL. 504 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:54,874 PROFESSOR, PROFESSOR, 505 00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,309 AS SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE, 506 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,944 I THINK IT'S NECESSARY THAT YOU SHOULD FIND OUT 507 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,546 WHERE WE SHOULD DIG THE WELL. 508 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,421 [SHELL SOUNDS] 509 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,666 YOU RANG, MR. PRESIDENT? 510 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:20,867 YEAH, MRS. HOWELL. 511 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:21,834 IT'S ALMOST AFTER 4:00. 512 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,136 HAS ANYBODY COME TO SEE ME? 513 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,804 NO, THEY HAVEN'T, MR. PRESIDENT. 514 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,906 MAYBE SOMEBODY STOPPED BY WHILE YOU WERE AWAY FROM YOUR DESK. 515 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:30,109 I HAVEN'T LEFT THAT OIL DRUM ALL DAY, MR. PRESIDENT. 516 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,544 WHAT'S MY SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW? 517 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,012 I'LL CHECK HERE. 518 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,282 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING IN THE MORNING, 519 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,749 BUT IN THE AFTERNOON, 520 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,951 YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING. 521 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:39,852 WHAT TIME IS MY CABINET MEETING? 522 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,020 5:00, 523 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,655 BUT THE VICE PRESIDENT CANCELED IT. 524 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,023 HE HAD A FISHING DATE 525 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,057 WITH THE CHIEF JUSTICE. 526 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,293 WHERE'S THE REST OF MY CABINET? 527 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,161 OH, THEY'RE ALL SWIMMING IN THE LAGOON. 528 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,796 ALL EXCEPT THE SECRETARY 529 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:50,797 OF HEALTH AND WELFARE. 530 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:51,598 GOOD, WHAT'S SHE DOING? 531 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,765 HER HAIR. 532 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,735 WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DIG THAT WELL. 533 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,505 YOU'RE RIGHT, MR. PRESIDENT. 534 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,240 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 535 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,282 SKIPPER, YOU GOT A MINUTE? 536 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,783 SURE, GILLIGAN, COME ON IN, 537 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,851 UH, THAT IS, MR. PRESIDENT. 538 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,320 SKIPPER, I NEED YOUR HELP. 539 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,654 I'M WORRIED. I'M REAL WORRIED ABOUT THAT WELL. 540 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:15,688 YOU LOOK WORRIED. 541 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:16,856 I DO? 542 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:17,857 YOU SURE DO, AND FRANKLY, 543 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:18,558 I'VE BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 544 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,792 YOU HAVE? 545 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,060 YES, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. 546 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,262 YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT 547 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,630 WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY YOU LOOK, 548 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,198 WHICH IS TERRIBLE. 549 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,299 REALLY? 550 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,234 BUT, GILLIGAN, NEVER MIND THAT. 551 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,735 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HUT. 552 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,637 NOW, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE OFFICE OF A VICE PRESIDENT? 553 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,971 NO, SKIPPER, IT DOESN'T. 554 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,140 IT IS BENEATH OUR DIGNITY, ISN'T IT? 555 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,107 YES, SIR, IT IS. RIGHT. 556 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,243 RIGHT. 557 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,176 NOW CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS JUNK? 558 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,177 SURE, SKIPPER, 559 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,078 BUT ABOUT THE WELL. 560 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,079 SKIPPER? 561 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,714 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? 562 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,182 WELL, SKIPPER, OUR OLD WATER SUPPLY IS RUNNING LOW, 563 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,617 AND WE GOTTA DIG A NEW WELL QUICK. 564 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,586 THAT'S NOT TOO HEAVY FOR YOU, IS IT? 565 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:47,387 [WEAKLY] Uh, no. 566 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,855 JUST PUT THIS ROPE ON THERE, 567 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,123 AND, UH, IF YOU WOULD STEP OVER IN THE CORNER HERE, 568 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,726 WE'LL PUT IT RIGHT IN THAT CORNER, THAT'S IT. 569 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:54,994 THERE WE GO, GILLIGAN. 570 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,429 ABOUT THE WATER SITUATION, SIR. 571 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,930 OH, YOU'RE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH THE WATER? 572 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,199 YEAH, SKIPPER, SAME PROBLEM. 573 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,968 WAIT A MINUTE, GILLIGAN. YEAH? 574 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,536 I GOT AN IDEA. YEAH? 575 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,472 I THINK I'LL PUT MY DESK OVER HERE. 576 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,106 WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK OVER AND PUT IT ON THIS WALL? 577 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,641 WHATEVER YOU WANT, SKIPPER, 578 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,410 BUT WE GOTTA MAKE A DECISION ABOUT THE WELL. 579 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,744 NOW, UH, MR. PRESIDENT, 580 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,246 HAVE YOU MADE ANY DECISIONS ABOUT THE WELL? 581 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,581 UH-HUH. 582 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,516 AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 583 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,017 I'M GONNA DROP THESE BOXES. 584 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,286 OOH! 585 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,787 I'M GONNA GO SEE THE CHIEF JUSTICE... 586 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:21,821 OH, GILLIGAN! 587 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,356 ABOUT THE WELL. 588 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,597 [GASPS] 589 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,299 I HATE TO DISTURB YOU, CHIEF JUSTICE. 590 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,100 OH, THAT'S ALRIGHT. NEVER TOO BUSY TO TALK 591 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,268 TO THE--THE PRESIDENT. 592 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,469 I WANT TO ASK YOU YOUR OPINION 593 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:37,570 ABOUT THAT WELL WE HAVE TO DIG. 594 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,606 OH, THE WELL! I'VE BEEN LYING HERE 595 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,641 AND GIVING THAT A LOT OF CONSIDERATION. 596 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,977 NOW, THE SIMILAR CASE OF FLETCHER VS. BRONSON, YOU SEE, 597 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:50,049 THE MUNICIPAL COURT UPHELD A PREVIOUS RULING AND FOUND FOR THE DEFENDANT. 598 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,918 AND EVEN AFTER THE CASE WAS APPEALED, 599 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,586 THE COURT REFUSED TO REVERSE THE DECISION 600 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,422 IN SPITE OF THE NEW EVIDENCE. 601 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,090 I'VE TAKEN ALL OF THAT INTO CONSIDERATION. 602 00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,626 WHAT HAVE YOU DECIDED TO DO? 603 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:03,296 AND I'VE DECIDED TO GIVE IT A LITTLE MORE THOUGHT. 604 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,031 NIGHTY NIGHT. 605 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,370 HI. I HATE TO BARGE IN LIKE THIS, 606 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,571 BUT I FIGURE MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME. 607 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,239 I WENT TO SEE THE VICE PRESIDENT FIRST, 608 00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,007 BUT HE WAS SO BUSY FIXING UP HIS OFFICE THAT HE COULDN'T HELP ME. 609 00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,309 AND I WENT TO SEE THE CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT, 610 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,644 BUT HE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS, TOO. 611 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,111 I MEAN, IN THE CASE OF FLETCHER AND BRONSON, 612 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,680 THEY EVEN HAD TO APPEAL IT, AND IT GOT VERY COMPLICATED, 613 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:21,914 SO I WAS HOPING THERE WAS SOMETHING YOU COULD DO. 614 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:22,882 [PANTING] 615 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,551 WELL, LET ME SEE. 616 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,119 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING I COULD DO. 617 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,621 ABOUT--ABOUT THE WELL. 618 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,165 Gilligan: I'M GONNA MAKE THIS MEETING AS SHORT AS POSSIBLE. 619 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:40,867 I KNOW WE'VE ALL HAD A BUSY DAY. 620 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:41,668 [SLURRING] HEAR! HEAR! 621 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:42,969 UNLESS THE WELL IS FINISHED, 622 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,371 WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT OF DRINKING WATER. 623 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,105 THAT'S VERY TRUE, MR. PRESIDENT. 624 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,274 WE CERTAINLY DO NEED A WELL! 625 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:49,609 THAT'S EXACTLY MY THINKING, SKIPPER. 626 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,478 AND WE'RE BEHIND YOU ALL THE WAY, MR. PRESIDENT. 627 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,779 YOU'RE THE BEST PRESIDENT WE EVER ELECTED. 628 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,280 THANKS, GINGER. 629 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,148 I MEAN, EVEN IF I DON'T GET A STAR 630 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:57,917 ON MY DRESSING ROOM DOOR. 631 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,118 UH, WE'RE WITH YOU, SIR. 632 00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:00,920 WELL, THEN HOW ABOUT HELPING ME DIG THE WELL? 633 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,288 WELL, I CAN'T HELP YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. 634 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:03,890 I'M IN THE MIDST OF SETTLING A STRIKE. 635 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,191 WHAT STRIKE? 636 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,559 OH, THE SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND WELFARE 637 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:07,827 WON'T HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN ANYMORE. 638 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,195 WELL, I'M NOT ON STRIKE. 639 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:10,763 I HAVE MY OWN WORK TO DO NOW. 640 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,465 HOW CAN I WASH THE DISHES AND BUILD A HOSPITAL 641 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:13,633 AT THE SAME TIME? 642 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,001 A HOSPITAL? WHAT FOR? 643 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,436 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOCTOR! 644 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,970 WELL, BUT WHEN THE HOSPITAL'S FINISHED, 645 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,472 I'M GOING TO BUILD A MEDICAL SCHOOL. 646 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,873 DON'T COUNT ON ME, SIR. 647 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:23,510 I'M INVOLVED IN A VERY SERIOUS JUDICIAL MATTER. 648 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,144 WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON NOW, MR. HOWELL? 649 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:26,513 YOUR IMPEACHMENT! 650 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:27,814 WHAT? YOU'RE TRYING TO IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT? 651 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,348 ON WHAT GROUNDS? 652 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:33,520 WELL, HE ACCEPTED A BRIBE FROM A POWER-MAD FAVOR SEEKER! 653 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,754 I NEVER GAVE HIM A DIME! 654 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,055 WELL, I DID! 655 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,790 I GAVE HIM A PAIR OF SOLID GOLD CUFF LINKS! 656 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,826 THAT'S A PRETTY SERIOUS CHARGE, MR. HOWELL. 657 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:40,927 DO YOU HAVE ANY WITNESSES? 658 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:41,828 WELL, I CERTAINLY DO! 659 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:42,862 I HAPPEN TO HAVE 5 OF THEM! 660 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:43,830 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 661 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,264 I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM 662 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:46,466 AT THE TIME THAT HE TOOK THE BRIBE! 663 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,701 AHA! THERE YOU ARE! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! 664 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:51,404 I'M GONNA CALL YOU AS A WITNESS AT THE IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS. 665 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:52,939 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO IMPEACH A PRESIDENT 666 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:54,474 THAT'S DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB FOR? 667 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,810 OH, NONSENSE! THERE'S NO WATER DOWN THERE! 668 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,345 MR. HOWELL, I HAVE HAD IT. 669 00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:00,780 YOU DON'T HAVE TO IMPEACH ME! 670 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:01,981 I QUIT! 671 00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,260 QUIET DOWN NOW, FOLKS. 672 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:15,962 PRESIDENT GILLIGAN WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS. 673 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:16,996 THANK YOU. 674 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,465 FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO THANK YOU 675 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:19,365 FOR ATTENDING THIS CABINET MEETING. 676 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:20,767 [ALL CHUCKLE] 677 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,802 AND NOW THAT WE'VE SOLVED THE WATER PROBLEM, 678 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,403 I THINK WE OUGHT TO GET TO WORK ON OUR NEXT PROJECT: 679 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:25,905 A LOOKOUT TOWER. 680 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:28,708 LOOKOUT TOWER? THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA, MR. PRESIDENT. 681 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,843 OH, YOU MEAN A HIGH-RISE SORT OF THING? 682 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,579 THAT SOUNDS MARVELOUS. WHAT IS IT? 683 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,280 IF WE BUILD A REAL TALL LOOKOUT TOWER, 684 00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:35,448 A SHIP OR A PLANE MIGHT SPOT US, 685 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:36,583 AND WE'D BE RESCUED. 686 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:39,351 [ALL SHOUT AGREEMENT] 687 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,721 WE COULD BE RESCUED. GOOD, GOOD! 688 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,456 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ALL LIKE THE IDEA. 689 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,424 I HAVE THE BAMBOO POLES AND VINES RIGHT THERE. 690 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:46,493 AND WE CAN BEGIN CONSTRUCTION RIGHT NOW. 691 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:47,694 MR. HOWELL-- 692 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,961 NO, I HAVE TO GO, MR. PRESIDENT. 693 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,730 A LOT OF CASES ON THE DOCKET. 694 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,599 SUPREME COURT DECISIONS CAN'T WAIT, YOU KNOW. 695 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:53,700 MRS. HOWELL? 696 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:54,834 UH, I HAVE TO GO AND TAKE DICTATION 697 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:55,702 FOR MR. HOWELL. 698 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:56,769 PROFESSOR, DO YOU THINK-- 699 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,204 I'M SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT, 700 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,506 I'VE GOT A SCIENTIFIC REPORT TO FINISH. 701 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:00,707 MARY ANN? 702 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,174 I THINK I'D BETTER CHECK THE FOOD SUPPLY. 703 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:03,375 GINGER, DO YOU-- 704 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,311 I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR, GILLIGAN. 705 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:06,679 SKIPPER, DO YOU THINK-- 706 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:08,548 WELL, THAT'S JUST THE IDEA, MR. PRESIDENT. 707 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,782 YOU DONE SOME WONDERFUL THINGS FOR THE ISLAND, 708 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,518 AND EVERYBODY IS BEHIND YOU 100%. 709 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:12,685 OH, I SURE HOPE I CAN GET REELECTED. 710 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:13,953 OH, I'M SURE YOU WILL BE! 711 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:16,388 HA HA! DO A GOOD JOB, GILLIGAN. 712 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,057 NOW, WE ALL... 713 00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,672 * NOW THIS IS THE TALE OF OUR CASTAWAYS * 714 00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:34,206 * THEY'RE HERE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME * 715 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:36,743 * THEY'LL HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF THINGS * 716 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,778 * IT'S AN UPHILL CLIMB * 717 00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,780 * THE FIRST MATE AND HIS SKIPPER, TOO * 718 00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:42,782 * WILL DO THEIR VERY BEST * 719 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,884 * TO MAKE THE OTHERS COMFORTABLE * 720 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:46,919 * IN THE TROPIC ISLAND NEST * 721 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,220 NO PHONE... NO LIGHTS... 722 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:51,591 * NO MOTORCARS, NOT A SINGLE LUXURY * 723 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:53,726 * LIKE ROBINSON CRUSOE * 724 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:55,828 * IT'S PRIMITIVE AS CAN BE * 725 00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:57,930 * SO JOIN US HERE EACH WEEK, MY FRIENDS * 726 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,232 * YOU'RE SURE TO GET A SMILE * 727 00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:02,669 * FOR 7 STRANDED CASTAWAYS * 728 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:04,871 * HERE ON GILLIGAN'S ISLE * 51725

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