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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,436 --> 00:00:04,038 * JUST SIT RIGHT BACK * 2 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:05,339 * AND YOU'LL HEAR A TALE * 3 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:07,641 * A TALE OF A FATEFUL TRIP * 4 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:10,278 * THAT STARTED FROM THIS TROPIC PORT * 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,012 * ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP * 6 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,948 * THE MATE WAS A MIGHTY SAILIN' MAN * 7 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,684 * THE SKIPPER BRAVE AND SURE * 8 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,320 * 5 PASSENGERS SET SAIL THAT DAY * 9 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:22,123 * FOR A 3-HOUR TOUR * 10 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,458 * A 3-HOUR TOUR * 11 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,594 [THUNDER] 12 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:28,562 * THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH * 13 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,798 * THE TINY SHIP WAS TOSSED * 14 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,601 * IF NOT FOR THE COURAGE OF THE FEARLESS CREW * 15 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:36,137 * THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST * 16 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,339 * THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST * 17 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:39,940 * THE SHIP SET GROUND ON THE SHORE * 18 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:42,776 * OF THIS UNCHARTED DESERT ISLE * 19 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:45,146 * WITH GILLIGAN * 20 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,315 * THE SKIPPER, TOO * 21 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,250 * THE MILLIONAIRE * 22 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:51,852 * AND HIS WIFE * 23 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,822 * THE MOVIE STAR * 24 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,457 * AND THE REST * 25 00:00:56,524 --> 00:01:01,595 * ARE HERE ON GILLIGAN'S ISLE * 26 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,544 OH, IT'S REAL. 27 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,646 OH! 28 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,815 OH, IT'S GOT AN ENGINE AND WHEELS AND WINGS 29 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:57,185 AND A PROPELLER AND--OH, I'VE GOT TO TELL SOMEBODY! 30 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,952 OH! OH, BOY! 31 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:00,188 [CLANGING] 32 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,855 YOU STAY RIGHT HERE! DON'T GO AWAY! 33 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,191 OH, BOY! OH, BOY! 34 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:04,892 OH, BOY! OH, BOY! 35 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,934 HOW ARE WE DOING, PROFESSOR? 36 00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:14,968 HOW ARE WE DOING? 37 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:15,903 WELL, IT'S REMARKABLE. 38 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,271 YEAH? YEAH? YEAH? 39 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,039 WELL, CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT THIS PLANE 40 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:22,210 MUST HAVE LANDED HERE 25 OR 30 YEARS AGO, IT'S REMARKABLE. 41 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:23,544 BUT CAN WE GET IT OFF THE GROUND? 42 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:26,146 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT SURE. 43 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,381 OH, IT'S TOO BAD I COULDN'T FIND 44 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,649 A BRAND-NEW PLANE THAT COULD FLY. 45 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,451 WITH A GREAT BIG POWERFUL JET ENGINE. 46 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:34,288 YEAH. WITH A GREAT BIG POWERFUL JET PILOT. 47 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,489 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 48 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:36,990 I BELIEVE THIS ENGINE COULD BE REPAIRED 49 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:38,526 IF I COULD FIX THE FUEL LINE. 50 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,294 THEN WE'RE SAVED! WE CAN FLY IT OUT OF HERE! 51 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:41,829 THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, GILLIGAN. 52 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:42,996 NONE OF US KNOWS HOW TO FLY. 53 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:44,465 WELL, WE CAN LEARN, 54 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:45,966 BECAUSE THE SKIPPER WAS ON AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER. 55 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,202 OH, A LOT OF GOOD THAT'LL DO US, GILLIGAN. I WAS COOK. 56 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:49,503 MY ROOMMATE WAS A STEWARDESS. 57 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,572 I KNEW A CROP DUSTER ONCE IN KANSAS. 58 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,841 YOU SEE? WITH ALL THAT EXPERIENCE, WE CAN DO IT. 59 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,277 GILLIGAN, WE HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH EXPERIENCE TO FLY A KITE. 60 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,779 I'M AFRAID THE SKIPPER'S RIGHT. WE COULD NEVER DO IT. 61 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,781 WE'D BE BETTER OFF SALVAGING THE PARTS OF THE PLANE. 62 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,917 OH, WELL, IT WAS A PEACHY IDEA WHILE IT LASTED. 63 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:04,985 SEE YA. 64 00:03:05,052 --> 00:03:06,454 OH, LET'S GO FIX DINNER. 65 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,789 CHEER UP, GILLIGAN. 66 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,824 PROFESSOR, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S WORTH A CHANCE? 67 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:13,761 THAT'S ALL YOU'D GET, GILLIGAN. ONE CHANCE. 68 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,763 PROFESSOR, WE'VE GOT ONE CHANCE. WE'VE GOT TO TAKE IT. 69 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:16,797 WE'VE GOT TO TAKE IT! 70 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,666 NOW, COME ON, I'LL CLEAN OFF THE TAIL GEAR, 71 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,167 GILLIGAN, YOU GET THAT COCKPIT CLEAN. 72 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,602 ALRIGHT, I'LL LOOK AT THIS INSTRUMENT PANEL. 73 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,003 AT THE WHAT? THE INSTRUMENT PANEL. 74 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,706 OH. COCKPIT. 75 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:28,141 THURSTON, HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHERE WE ARE? 76 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,109 NOT THE FAINTEST. 77 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:32,145 [YELLING] 78 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:32,913 OVER HERE! 79 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,815 OH, YES. 80 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,684 I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY... 81 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,352 OVER THERE, OVER THERE. 82 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:39,653 YES, YES. I HEARD THE-- I HEARD THE SOUND. 83 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,423 OH, THURSTON, THIS IS GHASTLY! 84 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,592 NEXT TIME, WE'LL TAKE A LIVE-IN GUIDE. 85 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:45,859 YES. 86 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:48,329 SAY, THIS INSTRUMENT PANEL IS IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE. 87 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,897 GOOD. THEN OUR CHANCES ARE BETTER, HUH? 88 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,266 OH, THURSTON! 89 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,502 GILLIGAN WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! 90 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,270 IT IS AN AIRPLANE! 91 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:58,539 OBVIOUSLY NON-SCHEDULE. LET'S GO, LOVEY. 92 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,107 Gilligan: LOOK AT THIS! 93 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:02,209 "THE SPIRIT OF THE BRONX." 94 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:03,844 THE SPIRIT OF THE BRONX. 95 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:07,180 THE SPIRIT OF THE BRONX! 96 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,949 SAY, THAT WAS WRONG WAY FELDMAN'S PLANE. 97 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,884 THAT'S RIGHT. THE ONE HE USED ON HIS AROUND THE WORLD TRIP. 98 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,720 LOOKS LIKE MORE HALF-WAY AROUND THE WORLD. 99 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:15,323 WRONG WAY FELDMAN, SO THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HIM. 100 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:17,525 IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY, 101 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,527 AND IT WAS REALLY WAY BACK IN THE THIRTIES. 102 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,495 I READ ALL ABOUT HIM. HE WAS A GREAT PILOT. 103 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,431 NOT AS FAR AS HOWELL AIRCRAFT WAS CONCERNED. 104 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:25,633 WE INVESTED MONEY IN HIS FIRST PLANE. 105 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,468 YES, THAT WAS THE ONE THAT WENT NON-STOP 106 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:29,470 FROM CHICAGO TO NEW ORLEANS. 107 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:31,238 THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD FOR THOSE DAYS. 108 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:33,474 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO FLY TO MINNEAPOLIS. 109 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:35,476 THE FOOL FLEW THE WRONG WAY. 110 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:36,844 I GUESS THAT'S HOW HE GOT HIS NICKNAME, HUH? 111 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,479 NO. HE GOT THAT DURING WORLD WAR I. 112 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,614 HE BOMBED HIS OWN AIRFIELD. POW! 113 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,249 REGARDLESS, HE STILL DID A LOT FOR AVIATION. 114 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:43,584 AND AT LEAST HE WAS A PILOT! 115 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,252 FOR MY MONEY, I WISH HE WAS HERE RIGHT NOW. 116 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,856 OH, I CAN STILL REMEMBER HIM FROM THE NEWSREELS. 117 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,425 THAT JET-BLACK HAIR AND THAT SLIM WAIST 118 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,126 AND THAT FLYING SUIT. 119 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,928 AND THAT WONDERFUL WHITE SCARF, 120 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,830 FLYING IN THE WIND. 121 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:59,633 AW, POOR WRONG WAY. 122 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,735 I WONDER IF THERE'S A CHANCE HE COULD HAVE SURVIVED. 123 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:02,703 ON THE CONTRARY, 124 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,438 WRONG WAY FELDMAN HAS GONE 125 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,808 TO THE GREAT HANGAR IN THE SKY. 126 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:11,244 KNOWING WRONG WAY, IT'S HARD TO TELL WHICH WAY HE WENT. 127 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,981 I'LL TELL YOU WHERE I WENT. 128 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,082 I'M RIGHT HERE. 129 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,217 OH! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 130 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:19,920 WRONG WAY, YOU'RE ALIVE? 131 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,555 SURPRISED, HUH? 132 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:25,493 WELL, BUT HOW DID YOU MANAGE ALL THESE YEARS? 133 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,327 ARE YOU--ARE YOU REALLY WRONG WAY FELDMAN? 134 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:28,996 WHO ELSE COULD I BE? 135 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,365 I'VE BEEN ALONE ON THIS ISLAND ALL THESE YEARS. 136 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:35,168 AND THEN I SAW THIS YOUNG FELLA NOSING AROUND MY PLANE. 137 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,638 OH, I'M GILLIGAN, MR. FELDMAN, SIR. 138 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:40,441 YOU MAY CALL ME WRONG WAY. 139 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,976 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, AND THIS IS MRS. HOWELL 140 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,578 AND THE SKIPPER AND THE PROFESSOR-- 141 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,980 OH, MADAM, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. 142 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,117 Gilligan: AND THAT'S MR. HOWELL. 143 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,251 CERTAINLY. IT WOULD BE. 144 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:52,620 COME ALONG, LOVEY. 145 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,822 YOU SEE, THURSTON'S JUST A LITTLE BIT JEALOUS. 146 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,690 I'M NOT JEALOUS. I JUST DON'T WANT HIM 147 00:05:56,757 --> 00:06:00,528 SLOBBERING OVER THOSE EXPENSIVE GLOVES. COME ALONG. 148 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:03,464 BOY, STRANDED ON THE SAME ISLAND WITH WRONG WAY FELDMAN. 149 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:04,532 WE SURE ARE LUCKY! 150 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,534 OH, THANK YOU, GILLIGAN. 151 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,101 YOU'RE AN AMAZING MAN. 152 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,203 HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SURVIVE ALL THESE YEARS? 153 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,905 PHYSICAL FITNESS, IRON WILL, 154 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:14,708 PERSEVERANCE, AND 64 BOTTLES OF SCOTCH. 155 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:15,676 SCOTCH? 156 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:16,944 WHERE DID YOU GET THE SCOTCH? 157 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:17,811 IN WITH MY PROVISIONS. 158 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:18,912 YOU KNOW, I HAD EVERYTHING. 159 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,781 I HAD FOOD, GASOLINE, MAGAZINES-- 160 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:22,783 GASOLINE? YOU HAD GASOLINE? 161 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:23,617 WELL, CERTAINLY. 162 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:24,518 WHY DIDN'T YOU FLY OUT OF HERE? 163 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,053 WITH THAT ENGINE? 164 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,921 AFTER THE FIRST 3 YEARS, I GAVE UP TRYING TO FIX IT. 165 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:28,856 THAT'S HOPELESS. 166 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,458 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. MAYBE IT ISN'T. 167 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:31,559 WITH THE SPARE PARTS I SALVAGED FROM THE BOAT, 168 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,026 I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIX IT. 169 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,463 YOU CAN FIX A KREIDER-REICHMAN? A KR-21? 170 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,230 WELL, I'LL CERTAINLY GIVE IT A TRY. 171 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:40,434 THAT'S THE SPIRIT! YOU FIX HER UP, I'LL FLY HER RIGHT OUT! 172 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,836 MR. WRONG WAY, YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US. 173 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,272 JUST A MINUTE NOW. THERE'S MUCH WORK TO BE DONE. 174 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,940 THAT'S RIGHT, MEN. WE'VE GOT MUCH WORK TO DO. 175 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,842 WRONG WAY, THE SUPPLY HUT'S THIS WAY. 176 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:49,977 OH, ALRIGHT. 177 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:56,016 PROFESSOR, THIS BOLT'S THE WRONG SIZE. 178 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,350 SEE IF THERE'S SOME OTHERS IN THE TOOLBOX, WILL YOU? 179 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,352 ALRIGHT, SKIP. 180 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:04,024 Wrong Way: POSSIBLY, THIS PAPAYA PUNCH IS PARTLY PAST ITS PRIME. 181 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:07,327 WELL, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE. 182 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:10,230 PLANES WITHOUT PROPELLERS AT 600 MILES AN HOUR? 183 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:11,565 AND SOME GO EVEN FASTER. 184 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,366 YES. I CERTAINLY MUST HAVE MISSED A LOT. 185 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,269 NEW PLANES AND NEW INVENTIONS 186 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:18,371 AND NO MORE RUMBLE SEATS. 187 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,673 NO MORE LIBERTY MAGAZINE. 188 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,108 AND YOU MISSED THE SECOND WORLD WAR. 189 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,309 THE SECOND ONE? 190 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,611 SO THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS. 191 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,646 I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT THAT NOISE WAS. 192 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:27,648 DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST WORLD WAR? 193 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:30,117 DO I--YES! I WAS AN ACE, MY BOY, AN ACE. 194 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,586 OH, THAT WAS A BIG ONE. NO PICNIC UP THERE. 195 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:33,887 DODGIN' THEM BULLETS. 196 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,890 DIVING IN AND OUT IN MY BRISTOL SCOUT. 197 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,459 OH, AND I MET SOME GREAT PILOTS IN THEM DAYS. 198 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,929 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN MY WING MAN-- BUCKY LORENZO. 199 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:42,496 HE WAS GOOD, HUH? 200 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:43,864 GOOD?! 201 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,933 THEY STILL TALK ABOUT ONE FLIGHT HE MADE. 202 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,735 HE DOWNED 3 GERMAN PLANES 203 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,737 AND THEN STRAFED A RAILROAD YARD. 204 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,238 THAT SURE IS A GREAT STORY. 205 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,405 HE MUST HAVE BEEN DECORATED. 206 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,874 NO. HE WAS COURT-MARTIALED. 207 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:54,975 WHY? 208 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:57,277 IT WAS 3 YEARS AFTER THE WAR WAS OVER. 209 00:07:57,344 --> 00:08:00,681 POOR BUCKY. HE CERTAINLY UPSET THE PRESIDENT. 210 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:01,715 IT'S NO GOOD, PROFESSOR. 211 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,483 THESE BOLTS JUST AREN'T USABLE. 212 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:06,286 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 213 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:07,921 I'VE GOT SOME RUSTY BOLTS HERE. 214 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,357 HAVE YOU GOT ANY PENETRATING OIL, WRONG WAY? 215 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,224 PENETRATING OIL? OH, CERTAINLY. 216 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,059 WITH MY PROVISIONS. 217 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,426 GOOD. LET'S GO GET IT. 218 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,495 WITH LUCK, WE SHOULD BE THROUGH HERE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 219 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:18,331 OH, LUCK--THAT'S SOMETHING EVERYBODY CAN USE ONE TIME OR ANOTHER. 220 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,734 I REMEMBER ONCE, THE 3 HEINIES COME AT ME-- 221 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,637 GILLIGAN! WOULD YOU MIND COMING HERE A MOMENT? 222 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:29,577 HEY, SKIPPER, CAN'T I GO WITH WRONG WAY? 223 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,344 DON'T YOU WANT TO HELP ME, LITTLE BUDDY? 224 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:32,479 OH, YES, SIR. 225 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:33,781 THANKS A LOT, GILLIGAN. 226 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,649 NOW, WOULD YOU MIND CHECKING THAT REAR WHEEL? 227 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:36,349 I THINK IT'S LOOSE. 228 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:37,150 YES, SIR. 229 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,186 I'LL LIFT THE TAIL. 230 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:44,692 WELL? 231 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:45,593 YEAH, IT'S A LITTLE LOOSE. 232 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:46,927 HOW LOOSE? 233 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:47,928 UH-- 234 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,332 THIS LOOSE. 235 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,602 GILLIGAN, GET SOMETHING TO PUT UNDER THE TAIL OF THE PLANE 236 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,436 SO WE CAN PUT THE WHEEL BACK ON! 237 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,138 I'LL GET THAT ROCK OVER THERE. 238 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:03,944 I CAN'T MOVE IT, SKIPPER. 239 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:06,013 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HELP YOU, GILLIGAN? 240 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,014 YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 241 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,582 OH, GILLIGAN! 242 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:09,783 HURRY UP! IT'S SLIPPING! 243 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,418 IT'S BEGINNING TO SL-- 244 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,820 PUT IT DOWN NOW, GILLIGAN. 245 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:18,726 OH! 246 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,193 IT'S RESTING ON THE GROUND. 247 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,596 GILLIGAN, DO YOU THINK IT'S ON THE GROUND? 248 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,865 IT'S ON MY FOOT! 249 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,166 LIFT! 250 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,672 SKIPPER! SKIPPER! 251 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,356 [SNORING] 252 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,266 WRONG WAY? 253 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,140 WRONG WAY? 254 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:11,511 WRONG WAY! HUH? 255 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,446 OH. 256 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,716 IS THERE ROOM FOR ME? 257 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:19,586 NO. DON'T YOU HAVE A HAMMOCK OF YOUR OWN? 258 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:23,123 WRONG WAY, I MEANT ON THE PLANE. 259 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,392 CAN YOU TAKE ME WITH YOU ON THE PLANE? 260 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,560 NO. IT'S A ONE-SEATER. 261 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,263 WELL...I'LL SIT ON YOUR LAP. 262 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,532 THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE WHERE I'M GOING. 263 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,868 WELL, YOU CAN SIT ON MY LAP. 264 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:38,305 OH, MY FEET WON'T TOUCH THE PEDALS. 265 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,673 OH, PLEASE, WRONG WAY, 266 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:41,709 I'VE JUST GOT TO GET BACK TO HOLLYWOOD. 267 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,476 IF I DON'T GET BACK TO HOLLYWOOD SOON, 268 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,813 MY CAREER WILL BE RUINED. 269 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,849 PLEASE, WRONG WAY. 270 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:52,419 I CAN PROMISE YOU GLAMOROUS EVENINGS... 271 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,722 MOONLIT NIGHTS... 272 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,456 JUST YOU AND ME. 273 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,258 [SNORING] 274 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,897 THINK IT OVER, WRONG WAY. 275 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,602 WRONG WAY! 276 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,471 FORGET THE MOONLIGHT NIGHTS. 277 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:12,940 YOU AIN'T GOING WITH ME. 278 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,341 "MOONLIGHT NIGHTS"? 279 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,744 I'M HERE TO MAKE YOU A BUSINESS PROPOSITION. 280 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,246 LOOK, YOU TAKE ME WITH YOU ON THE PLANE, 281 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:22,883 AND I'LL MAKE YOU VICE PRESIDENT OF HOWELL AIRCRAFT CORPORATION. 282 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,452 WE'RE ON THE BIG BOARD AND YOU...EH? 283 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,857 I'LL MAKE YOU PRESIDENT WITH STOCK OPTIONS. 284 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,826 CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD WITH FRINGE BENEFITS. 285 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,394 WRONG WAY, I'VE GOT TO GET OFF THIS ISLAND. 286 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,696 IF I DON'T, THE HOWELL EMPIRE WILL CRUMBLE. 287 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:40,033 IT'LL--ONE FINAL OFFER, WRONG WAY. 288 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,302 I'LL GIVE YOU HALF INTEREST OF EVERYTHING I'VE GOT, 289 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,337 MY INDUSTRIES, MY... 290 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:49,109 I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU MY--MY VERY OWN TEDDY BEAR. 291 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,143 EH? 292 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:56,083 [SNORING] 293 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,485 A MAN MAKES A FAIR OFFER AND THIEVING... 294 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,187 [MUTTERING] 295 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,327 APPLE PIE ORDER! 296 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,031 BEAUTIFUL! 297 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,132 DIRT. 298 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:13,801 YOU STAND BY, GILLIGAN. 299 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,068 YES, SIR. 300 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,469 PROFESSOR, YOU'VE DONE A GREAT JOB. 301 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:17,737 I'M QUITE SATISFIED. 302 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:18,972 WELL, THANK YOU, WRONG WAY. 303 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,407 EVERYONE'S WORKED VERY HARD. 304 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,376 BLESS YOU ALL. 305 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,511 WRONG WAY? 306 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,879 HUH? 307 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,247 GOOD LUCK. 308 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,753 WELL, LINDY HAD SANDWICHES! 309 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:34,855 WRONG WAY! 310 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,256 REMEMBER, FRINGE BENEFITS. 311 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,791 COME BACK FOR YOU KNOW WHO. 312 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,292 OH, WHEN YOU GET TO KANSAS, 313 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,094 WOULD YOU CALL MY UNCLE GEORGE AND AUNT MARTHA, PLEASE? 314 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,362 OH, AND WHEN YOU GET TO HOLLYWOOD, 315 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,964 WOULD YOU CALL MY AGENT AND HIS WIFE? 316 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,365 WHOEVER HE'S MARRIED TO THIS WEEK? 317 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,867 PLEASE, PLEASE! 318 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,402 I WANT YOU ALL TO UNDERSTAND, 319 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:52,840 WE AIN'T ANY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY ONE OF YOU. 320 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:58,078 ALTHOUGH I'LL BE UP THERE RISKING MY LIFE... 321 00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:01,014 STILL, IT'S THE TEAM THAT COUNTS. 322 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:04,017 ALRIGHT, CLEAR THE RUNWAY! 323 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,555 GILLIGAN? YES, SIR? 324 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,689 RUDDER? 325 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,723 CHECK. 326 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,192 LEFT WING FLAP? 327 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,193 CHECK. 328 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,495 CHECK. RIGHT WING FLAP? 329 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,230 STAND BY! 330 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,365 STANDING BY. 331 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,967 CONTACT! 332 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,108 [ENGINE BACKFIRES] 333 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,757 GILLIGAN? YES, SIR? 334 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,559 STANDING BY. STAND BY. 335 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,329 ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY, CLEAR THE RUNWAY! 336 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,396 CONTACT! 337 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,098 CONTACT! 338 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,467 [ENGINE SPUTTERS] 339 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,801 YAY! YAY! 340 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,170 AH, BRAVO! 341 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,805 I'M TAKING HER STRAIGHT UP! 342 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,107 YAY! YAY! YAY! 343 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,959 WRONG WAY, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? 344 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,627 GILLIGAN, CUT THE MOTOR! 345 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:55,895 YES, SIR! 346 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:59,933 FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE AND HE BAILS OUT. 347 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,402 LOOK AT THAT! 348 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,271 I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD NO CONTROL OF THE PLANE! 349 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,473 YOU'RE RIGHT! SOMEBODY'S TAMPERED WITH THIS STRUT, 350 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,507 AND IT WAS NO ACCIDENT. 351 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,608 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 352 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,277 SOMEBODY SABOTAGED THIS PLANE. 353 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,945 YEAH, AND THEY CUT THE STRUT, TOO. 354 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,314 THIS IS NONSENSE. WHO'D WANT TO WRECK THE PLANE? 355 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,883 MAYBE THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE ON THIS ISLAND WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT. 356 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,653 MAYBE ONE OF YOU ISN'T SO ANXIOUS TO HAVE ME FLY FOR HELP. 357 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,189 OH, WRONG WAY, DON'T BE SILLY. 358 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,756 WE ALL WANT TO BE RESCUED. 359 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,359 AND SOON. I'M PRACTICALLY ALL OUT OF MASCARA. 360 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,161 NOBODY'S MORE ANXIOUS TO BE RESCUED THAN WE ARE. 361 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,797 THAT'S RIGHT. WE TOLD OUR CHAUFFEUR TO KEEP THE MOTOR GOING. 362 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,765 WELL, SOMEBODY SABOTAGED THIS PLANE. 363 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,134 AND CUT THE STRUT. 364 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,802 COUPLE OF MORE MINUTES, I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED. 365 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,670 WELL, FROM NOW ON, WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY MORE CHANCES. 366 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,740 WE MEN WILL STAND A 24-HOUR GUARD AROUND THE PLANE. 367 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,009 HEAR, HEAR. 368 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,343 NOT YOU. 369 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,814 GILLIGAN, THERE ARE NO MORE BULLETS FOR THE GUN, 370 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,949 SO USE THIS BOW AND ARROW FOR PROTECTION. 371 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,519 DON'T WORRY, SKIPPER, I'LL GUARD THE PLANE. 372 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,254 THERE, YOU SEE? 373 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,522 NOW, THAT'S FOR PROTECTION. 374 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:56,523 YEAH. 375 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,425 DON'T LET ANYONE NEAR THE PLANE, 376 00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,926 'CAUSE WE DON'T KNOW WHO WRECKED IT. NOT ANYONE AT ALL. 377 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:00,793 OKAY. 378 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,462 OKAY? YEAH. 379 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,497 I'LL RELIEVE YOU IN A COUPLE OF HOURS, LITTLE BUDDY. 380 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,598 YES, SIR. 381 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,370 [WHISTLING] 382 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,479 [RUSTLING] 383 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,480 WHO'S THERE? 384 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,051 ME. 385 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,018 WHO'S ME? 386 00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,719 IT'S ME. 387 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,256 STAY WHERE YOU ARE, ME. HOW DO I KNOW IT'S YOU? 388 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,423 ALRIGHT, IT'S NOT ME. 389 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,658 IT'S THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO. 390 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,859 I KNEW IT! 391 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,227 OH, GILLIGAN, IT'S THE SKIPPER! 392 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,462 I FORGOT MY LANTERN. 393 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,097 SAY SOMETHING THE SKIPPER WOULD SAY. 394 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,232 PUT DOWN THAT BOW AND ARROW, YOU IDIOT, 395 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,034 OR I'LL BREAK YOU IN HALF! 396 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,402 THAT'S THE SKIPPER, ALRIGHT. 397 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:43,470 OH! 398 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,571 OH! 399 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,042 I WONDER WHERE WRONG WAY IS. 400 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,177 HE SAID HE WANTED TO TEST THE ENGINE. 401 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,644 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW HE IS. 402 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,113 WITH HIS SENSE OF DIRECTION, IF HE STARTED FOR THE PLANE, 403 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,914 HE MIGHT HAVE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO THE OCEAN. 404 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,150 I'M GETTING WORRIED. GILLIGAN WENT AFTER HIM 20 MINUTES AGO. 405 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,918 SKIPPER? SKIPPER? 406 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,387 WHAT IS IT, GILLIGAN? WRONG WAY'S GONE. 407 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,622 GONE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 408 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,557 HIS HUT'S A MESS. EVERYTHING'S BROKEN UP AND THROWN AROUND. 409 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,592 I THOUGHT MAYBE HE'S A RESTLESS SLEEPER, BUT-- 410 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:06,659 ARE YOU SURE? 411 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,128 HE MUST HAVE PUT UP AN AWFUL FIGHT. 412 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,162 YEAH, BUT AGAINST WHAT? 413 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,029 YEAH, AGAINST WHAT? 414 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,164 I DON'T KNOW, 415 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,432 BUT, LOOK, HERE'S HIS SCARF. 416 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,437 WE'VE GOT TO SPREAD OUT AND COMB THE ISLAND. 417 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,871 PROFESSOR, YOU TAKE THAT DIRECTION, 418 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,373 GILLIGAN, YOU'LL GO TO THE BACK OF THE ISLAND, 419 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,708 AND I'LL GO OUT TO THE OCEAN, ALRIGHT? 420 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,176 OH! 421 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,278 GILLIGAN, FOR GOODNESS SAKES! 422 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,717 AAH! AAH! 423 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:08,655 WRONG WAY! 424 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,627 WRONG WAY! 425 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,531 WRONG WAY! 426 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,168 BOY, I SURE AM GLAD I FOUND YOU! 427 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:23,903 WHERE ARE THE KIDNAPPERS, HUH? 428 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,538 THERE AIN'T NO KIDNAPPERS. 429 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,639 NO KIDNAPPERS? 430 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:27,640 IT WAS A HOAX. 431 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,908 YOU WERE KIDNAPPED BY A HOAX? 432 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,043 CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND, GILLIGAN? 433 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,845 I AM A COWARD. 434 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,247 WHAT? 435 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,616 SURE. I'M THE ONE WHO SABOTAGED THAT PLANE. 436 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,851 I LOOSENED THE PROPELLER, I CUT THE STRUTS. 437 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,454 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I JUST COULDN'T FLY THAT PLANE. 438 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,623 OH, I'M WASHED UP. THROUGH. 439 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:47,960 GILLIGAN, I AM GROUNDING MYSELF. 440 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:51,864 THE WAY YOU WERE TALKING, WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO FLY. 441 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,601 IT WAS JUST A FRONT FOR A MAN WHO'S LOST HIS CONFIDENCE. 442 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,002 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER 443 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,704 IF I'D REMAINED LOST TO THE WORLD 444 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,339 SINCE I AIN'T GOT NOTHING LEFT TO GIVE IT. 445 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,241 WHAT ABOUT ME? YOU CAN TEACH ME TO FLY, 446 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,642 AND I CAN TAKE THAT PLANE OUT OF HERE. 447 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,543 YOU FLY THE SPIRIT OF THE BRONX? 448 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,577 SURE. 449 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,079 HANDLE A KREIDER- REICHMAN KR-21? 450 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,415 WITH YOU TEACHING ME, I CAN HANDLE A KR-- 451 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,250 KREIDER-REICHMAN. 452 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,451 I CAN HANDLE IT. 453 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,886 GILLIGAN, I ALWAYS FLY THE WRONG WAY. 454 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,188 THAT'S OKAY. YOU POINT ME IN ONE DIRECTION, 455 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,189 AND I'LL GO IN THE OTHER. 456 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,924 THAT JUST MIGHT WORK. 457 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,892 AT LEAST IT'D BE A CHANCE TO SAVE THEM PEOPLE. 458 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:20,760 WE'LL GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY. 459 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,728 I'LL GO TELL THE OTHERS. 460 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:22,895 YOU'LL DO NOTHING OF THE KIND. 461 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,197 YOU'LL STAY RIGHT HERE. 462 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,332 THEM ARE THE CONDITIONS THAT PREVAIL. 463 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,833 AS FAR AS THEY'RE CONCERNED, 464 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,701 YOU'RE GOING TO RESCUE THEM, GILLIGAN, 465 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:32,905 AND WRONG WAY FELDMAN WILL REMAIN LOST TO THE WORLD, 466 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,874 A LEGEND IN HIS OWN TIME. 467 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,143 WRONG WAY, YOU'RE QUITE A GUY, 468 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,212 AND WHETHER YOU THINK SO OR NOT, 469 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,514 YOU DESERVE THESE WINGS. 470 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,962 [SNORING] 471 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,530 [BIRDS CAWS] 472 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,983 WHO GOES THERE? 473 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,150 MY TURN TO-- 474 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,151 OH! 475 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,152 STAND WATCH, SKIPPER. 476 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,788 PROFESSOR, HA HA HA. 477 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,756 WELL, ALL'S WELL SO FAR. 478 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,958 GILLIGAN WILL BE HERE AT 6:00 TO RELIEVE YOU. 479 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,394 WELL, HE'S SUPPOSED TO, 480 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,928 BUT THEN YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT GILLIGAN WILL DO. 481 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,630 YEAH, I KNOW. 482 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:31,798 THANKS. 483 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:32,699 GOODNIGHT, SKIP. 484 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:33,833 GOODNIGHT. 485 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,905 ALRIGHT, 1, 2, 3, 4. 486 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,006 WE GO THROUGH IT AGAIN. 487 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,974 THE BANANA IS THE OIL PRESSURE, 488 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,075 THE COCONUT IS THE ALTITUDE, 489 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,511 THE PINEAPPLE IS THE SPEED GAUGE, 490 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,078 THE PAPAYA'S THE IGNITION. 491 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,781 YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE INSTRUMENTS AT ALL TIMES. 492 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,318 ALRIGHT. NOW GET READY FOR TAKEOFF. 493 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,653 FIRST THING YOU DO, YOU FLIP ON THE IGNITION. 494 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,423 NO! NO! THAT'S THE ALTITUDE. 495 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,157 I'M SUPPOSED TO TURN ON THE PAPAYA INSTEAD OF THE COCONUT. 496 00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:58,858 YEAH. 497 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,192 YEAH. 498 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,295 ALRIGHT, NOW WHAT'S THE SECOND THING YOU DO? 499 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,531 NO, NO, NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 500 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,265 MY FOOT'S ASLEEP. 501 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,939 ALRIGHT, 1, 2, 3, 4. 502 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,273 WE TRY IT AGAIN. 503 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,909 YOU ARE FLYING AT AN ALTITUDE OF 30,000 FEET. 504 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,479 SUDDENLY, YOU ENCOUNTER HEADWINDS OF 80 MILES AN HOUR. 505 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,047 SHOW ME WHAT YOU DO. 506 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,982 NO, NO. YOU'RE LOOPING NOW. 507 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,283 NOW YOU'RE IN A POWER DIVE. 508 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,352 NOW YOU'RE IN A TAILSPIN. 509 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,286 LOOK OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH! 510 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,721 YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH! 511 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:29,856 CRASH? 512 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:30,723 YEAH! 513 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,958 GOODNIGHT! GOODNIGHT! 514 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,727 WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? 515 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,332 I DON'T THINK THAT PLANE'S TOO SAFE. 516 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:49,976 GOOD MORNING, PROFESSOR. 517 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,110 I'LL STAND GUARD NOW. 518 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,111 OH, THANKS, GILLIGAN. 519 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,346 I'LL GO WAKE UP THE SKIPPER. 520 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,547 NOW THAT IT'S GETTING LIGHT, 521 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,782 WE CAN START LOOKING FOR WRONG WAY AGAIN. 522 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,316 RIGHT. 523 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:02,221 PSST. PSST! HEY, WRONG WAY. 524 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,690 GILLIGAN, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS? 525 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:04,957 OF COURSE. 526 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,726 ALRIGHT, HAVE YOU GOT EVERYTHING STRAIGHT? 527 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,260 ON THE TAKEOFF, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE FLAPS? 528 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,696 PUT THEM DOWN. 529 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,398 NO. THAT'S THE THROTTLE YOU PUT DOWN. 530 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,565 I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BRAKES. 531 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:13,933 NO. YOU GOT TO PAY ATTENTION. 532 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,267 YOU GOT A VERY SHORT RUNWAY HERE. 533 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,369 YOU GOT TO CLEAR THEM TREES. 534 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,637 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM TREES. 535 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,271 OFF I GO INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER. 536 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,607 NEVER MIND THE WILD BLUE YONDER. 537 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,341 JUST CLEAR THEM TREES. 538 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,911 ALRIGHT. 539 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:27,414 OKAY, NOW, FIRST, CHECK THE INSTRUMENTS. 540 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,248 UH-OH. UH-OH. 541 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:30,216 WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER? 542 00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:31,418 I CAN'T FLY THIS PLANE. 543 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:32,419 THERE'S NO FRUIT IN HERE. 544 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,553 I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO. 545 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:34,954 I GOT A GREAT IDEA. 546 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,789 I'LL GO GET A PINEAPPLE, A PAPAYA, AND A COCONUT-- 547 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,257 GILLIGAN! 548 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,559 I'VE GOT THE BANANAS. 549 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,227 [AIRPLANE MOTOR] 550 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:42,495 YOU HEARD IT, SKIPPER. 551 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:43,930 IT HAD TO BE OUR PLANE THAT TOOK OFF. 552 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,732 WRONG WAY WOULDN'T LEAVE WITHOUT TELLING US. 553 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,967 GETTING SO A MAN CAN'T GET ANY SLEEP AROUND HERE. 554 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,368 WELL, IF IT'S TRUE, 555 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,003 I'M GOING TO START PACKING RIGHT AFTER BREAKFAST. 556 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,171 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 557 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:53,606 GILLIGAN WOULD HAVE TOLD US. 558 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,379 GILLIGAN! 559 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:01,914 GILLIGAN, LITTLE BUDDY, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? 560 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,082 WHAT HAPPENED? 561 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:04,517 I TRIED TO STOP HIM. 562 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:19,832 IS THAT WRONG WAY UP THERE? 563 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,469 OF COURSE IT IS. CAN'T YOU TELL? 564 00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:30,376 GILLIGAN, WHAT HAPPENED? 565 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,278 OH, IT'S A LONG STORY, SKIPPER. 566 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:34,113 BUT THERE GOES THE BRAVEST MAN I'VE EVER KNOWN... 567 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,782 NEXT TO YOU. 568 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,427 Announcer: AND NEW YORK IS WELCOMING WRONG WAY FELDMAN 569 00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,463 WITH ITS GREATEST TICKER-TAPE PARADE 570 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,931 IN HONOR OF THE MOST REMARKABLE 571 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:54,266 'ROUND-THE-WORLD FLIGHT IN HISTORY, 572 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:58,037 33 1/2 YEARS FROM THE DAY HE LEFT THE BRONX. 573 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:01,007 WRONG WAY HAS TOLD THE AUTHORITIES A STRANGE STORY 574 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,341 OF A DESERTED ISLAND 575 00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:03,776 WITH A GROUP OF CASTAWAYS 576 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,478 WHO HELPED HIM FIX HIS PLANE, 577 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,614 AND THE AUTHORITIES HAVE MADE EVERY EFFORT 578 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,849 TO INVESTIGATE THIS POSSIBILITY. 579 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:13,886 UNFORTUNATELY, WRONG WAY'S CALCULATIONS ARE SO CONFUSED, 580 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,188 THE MYSTERIOUS ISLAND COULD BE LOCATED ANYWHERE 581 00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:19,559 BETWEEN THE BAY OF NAPLES AND THE ARCTIC OCEAN. 582 00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:22,495 CONSIDERING WRONG WAY'S PAST REPUTATION, 583 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:25,498 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY ANOTHER FANTASTIC TALE 584 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,399 CREATED FROM WRONG WAY'S VIVID IMAGINATION. 585 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,068 IN ANY EVENT, 586 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:32,371 WRONG WAY FELDMAN IS ONE OF AVIATION'S GREAT HEROES, 587 00:24:32,438 --> 00:24:34,941 AND HE WILL LONG BE REMEMBERED FOR THE GREAT HERITAGE 588 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,076 HE LEAVES US. 589 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:40,246 OUR GREAT HERO DIDN'T LEAVE US MUCH. 590 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,347 OH, YES, HE DID. 591 00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:42,749 I GOT HIS WINGS. 592 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:55,995 * NOW THIS IS THE TALE OF OUR CASTAWAYS * 593 00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:57,697 * THEY'RE HERE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME * 594 00:24:57,764 --> 00:25:00,332 * THEY'LL HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF THINGS * 595 00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:02,101 * IT'S AN UPHILL CLIMB * 596 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,370 * THE FIRST MATE AND HIS SKIPPER, TOO * 597 00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:06,505 * WILL DO THEIR VERY BEST * 598 00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:08,474 * TO MAKE THE OTHERS COMFORTABLE * 599 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:10,643 * IN THEIR TROPIC ISLAND NEST * 600 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:11,844 * NO PHONES, NO LIGHTS * 601 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:13,145 * NO MOTORCARS * 602 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:14,947 * NOT A SINGLE LUXURY * 603 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,383 * LIKE ROBINSON CRUSOE * 604 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:19,285 * IT'S PRIMITIVE AS CAN BE * 605 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,654 * SO JOIN US HERE EACH WEEK, MY FRIENDS * 606 00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:23,690 * YOU'RE SURE TO GET A SMILE * 607 00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:26,392 * FOR 7 STRANDED CASTAWAYS * 608 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,595 * HERE ON GILLIGAN'S ISLE * 42433

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