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[LOVE AND MARRIAGEPLAYING]

♪ Love and marriage

♪ Love and marriage

♪ Go together like a horse and carriage

♪ This, I tell you, brother

♪ You can't have...

You're like a little kid. Stop squirming.

Marilyn, you know I'm ticklish.

Hold still. Or else I'll nick you like the last time.

[CAMERA CLICKING]

♪ ...institute you can't disparage

♪ Ask the local gentry

♪ And they will say it's elementary

♪ Try, try, try to separate them

♪ It's an illusion

[GROANS]

♪ Try, try, try, oh, try and you will only come

So if Bernie calls about tennis,

tell him I reserved the courts for 12:30.

Oh, the exterminator's coming at 2:00. The ants are back.

Irma's taking me to the hairdresser,

so I hope you'll be back by then to let him in.

Don't worry, sweetie. Have I ever let you down before?

[CHUCKLES] Never.

Love you.Love you, too.

♪ ...one without the other

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[PAPA LOVES MAMBOPLAYING]

♪ Papa loves mambo

♪ Mamma loves mambo

♪ Look at 'em sway with it

♪ Getting so gay with it

♪ Shouting ole with it, wow!

♪ Ugh!

♪ Papa loves mambo

♪ Papa loves mambo

Marty, you're looking good.

♪ Mamma loves mambo

♪ Papa does great with it

♪ Swings like a gate with it

♪ He loses weight with it, now!

♪ He goes to

♪ She goes fro

Hey, baby.

♪ He goes fast

♪ She goes slow

♪ He goes left

♪ And she goes right

♪ Papa's looking for Mamma

Hey, Marty.

♪ Papa loves mambo

♪ Mamma loves mambo

♪ Having their fling again

♪ Younger than spring again

♪ Feeling that zing again, wow!

So I'm in the appliance department, waiting 20 minutes, Joyce.

I mean, I don't have all day. I'm a very busy person.

So finally the salesman,

who couldn't have been more than 18 years old, says to me,

"Lady, we can't take this blender back.

"We haven't even sold this model for three years."

So I said to this little snotnose,

"How would you know? You don't even look like

"you've worked here for three years."

And do you know what he had the nerve to say to me?

[THUDDING]He said, "Now you listen to me, miss, I..."

Wait a second. One second, Joyce.

I--I think I--I hit the recycling bin again.

One second, Joyce. For crying out loud.

♪ ...nowhere in sight

[SCREAMS]

[ORGAN PLAYING]

Marty was good. He was kind. He was witty. He was funny.

In fact, whenever you would see Marty,

you couldn't help but feel good

and if we felt that way, you can imagine how his beloved family felt.

Marilyn, he loved you with all his heart,

and all his soul, and all his might

and the legacy of his name will be an enduring memorial for all of us.

God has a very special place in his heart...

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Danny, hang on to the bag.

Hey, how are my big boys?

Hi, Ma. How you doing?

I'm doing and you?Good.

What's that?We bought you a dog.

Why?It will keep you company.

You know I don't like dogs.

Come on, Ma. Trust me. You're going to fall in love with him.

[CHILDREN CHATTERING]

DANNY: Be nicer. Like this. Don't hit her, Eric. Eric, stop!

Ma. Ma, did you hear what I just said?

What? I'm sorry.

I said, I think you should move back up north and live with us.

I mean, the kids would love having you around and so would Alan and I.

Right, Alan?Yeah.

Danny, take that dog outside.

That's very nice of both of you,

but I can manage just fine on my own down here.

Mom, Daddy did everything for you.

You don't even know how to balance a checkbook.

So I'll learn.

You haven't driven in years. How are you going to get to the supermarket?

Denise, I can walk everywhere I need to.

Ma, why are you being so stubborn?

You should sue that woman.

That woman lives in this community.

I could bump into her at the supermarket, or at the clubhouse.

I don't want a big lawsuit. It could get very ugly.

[GLASS SHATTERING]

DANNY: Oh, yeah...Danny, Eric.

DENISE: Guys, what's going on?DANNY: Eric, you broke that glass.

[DOOR BELL RINGING]

ERIC: Whenever I tell you...

DANNY: Eric, I'm gonna kick you in the butt.ALAN: I'm serious.

ERIC: Liar, liar, pants on fire.DENISE: I'm warning you guys.

Let's go, on the count...No. No!

Hi. Hope I didn't come at a bad time.

I'm Lois Marion. I live over by the clubhouse.

I don't think we've met.

[CAMERA CLICKING]

No, I don't think we have.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

From all of us at the Boynton Beach Bereavement Club

here's a basket and an invitation to our next meeting.

I didn't do it. He did it.

No, he did.

I can see you're busy with family.

But if you're interested, all the information is on the card.

I know it's difficult. We've all been there.

Thank you.

Oh, by the way, I'm a decorator.

I see a lot of houses and yours is lovely.

Be well. Bye.

Bye.DENISE: Stop it right now. You guys...

Get off the...

MOLLY: ...and my grandma, Phyllis,

was one of the coolest people I have ever known.

No matter what I did, she was never judgmental.

She always listened. She was like my best friend.

Nana, I love you

and will miss you very much.

RABBI: Will the mourners please rise for the Kaddish?

[ALL CHANTING]

[CAMERA CLICKING]

Bye.

No kidding.

Look. I got to call you back, Mona.

Harry Fanolli.

[CAMERA CLICKING]

Jack Gudman.

Sorry about your wife, Jack, but I got to tell you,

it's nice to have another guy in the group.

[CELL PHONE RINGING]Oops.

Forgot to turn this thing off.

I've come here for over a year.

There's an eight-to-one woman-to-man ratio.

I swear to God, never been so popular in my life.

Let me tell you, some of these ladies are still pretty good-looking.

ELAINE: Good morning, everyone.

Hi, Elaine.Hi, Elaine.

Let's get started.

We have a new member today. I'd like you all to meet Jack.

ELAINE: Jack, welcome to the Boynton Beach Bereavement Club.

Hi, Jack.Hi, Jack.

So, Jack, would you like to tell us a little bit about yourself?

[WOMAN COUGHING]

Um...

My wife, Phyllis, was my companion

and, uh, best friend for 45 years

and my daughter thought that I should be with other people.

Ever since Phyllis died,

I haven't gone out much.

It's like everything's in slow motion. I'm sorry.

We've all been there. Believe me, it gets better with time.

Thanks.

So when did your wife pass away?

Three and a half months ago.

Look, it's tough. Right, everybody?

But I picked myself up and you are going to do the same thing, Jack.

Harry talks big now, but he was a basket case

when he first came to the group.

Really, we all were.

Grief is a normal process.

We have to go through the stages in order to come out of it.

How about joining me for lunch.

They got a great all-you-can-eat buffet over at Delray.

Nah, I wouldn't be good company.

Okay. You're getting on with your life. Keeping busy is what helps.

Now, if you need anything, you give me a call.

See you next week, sexy.See you, hon.

Oh, and I bet you're still living off the frozen casseroles.

How did you know?

Hey, word gets out and all the single women start showing up with casseroles.

I got so sick of tuna noodle, I taught myself how to cook.

I'm pretty good, too. You know, you should stop by my place,

I'll teach you a few tricks.

I also do laundry.

I'm learning the hard way. All my underwear is pink.

You'll get the hang of it. So where do you live?

Valencia Shores.

Ritzy. I got a couple of card buddies over there.

Look. You play pinochle? We're always looking for a fourth.

Now look, here's my number. Don't be a stranger.

Thanks.

[PHONE RINGING]

PHYLLIS ON ANSWERING MACHINE: Hi, you've reached Jack and Phyllis.

We're out hang-gliding and can't come to the phone

so leave us a message and we'll call you back when we land.

LINDA: Hi, Dad, it's me.

Don't you think it's time you changed that message?

I'll call you tonight. Love you. Bye.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

WOMAN: Oh, I should have ordered the ranch dressing on the side.

Maybe I shouldn't have ordered a cheeseburger and a milkshake.

Do you know I lost five pounds on that new Malibu diet last week?

Lois, honey, you're skinny. You can eat what you want.

You think so? Oh, look at these jeans.

These pants last week were tight.

No, really. Now look. You think it's funny?

Look good, huh?I think you should gain a few pounds.

You're all skin and bones.

Camille, that's not nice.

It's not like anybody's gonna see me naked. Not that I mind.

Lois, you know that guy over there? I think he's staring at you.

Excuse me. Do you know me?

You look familiar. Where are you from?

Cleveland, Ohio, originally. But now Boynton Beach.

I moved to Fort Lauderdale seven years ago from Chicago. Better weather here.

Are you retired?No, no, not yet. I still enjoy my work.

Oh, that's wonderful. What do you do?

Houses. Offices. Condos.

Well, maybe that's how you know me.

I'm a decorator.

I've worked for lots of clients in the area. They love my sense of color.

Um...

Why don't I give you my card, you know, maybe we could do business some time.

Well, it's a pleasure meeting you, Lois.

Thanks.

Oh, my God, I can't believe you just did that.

Good for you, Lo. You go after what you want.

What? Like I'm going to ruin my reputation?

Ladies?

Have a nice day.

And who ordered the burger?Me.

And by the way, ladies, that gentleman over there, he picked up your check.

Well.

Oh, that's what I call classy.

Pass the ketchup.

A 5'6" brunette who loves Shakespeare, opera and bird watching.

Seeks sensitive intellectual who wants to share

a meeting of the minds with a Rubenesque beauty.

Rubenesque beauty.

Must be an elephant.

[COMPUTER CLICKS]

I love yoga... WOMAN: I love yoga,

the Kabbalah and Zen Buddhism.

I was voted "most serene" by the members of my ashram.

Are we meant for each other?

I don't think so, honey.

WOMAN 2: Hi, my name is Florence. I am 55 years young.

I love concerts, dancing, theater and have been told that I'm still very sexy.

If you're an adventurous man who has a good sense of humor,

please respond.

Sexy. Sounds promising.

Hi, Florence.

My name is Harry.

I'm a well-built guy of 70.

65.

I enjoy dancing, tennis, golf

and midnight strolls along the beach.

Please send a photo.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Hey, Jack. Wasn't sure you'd be coming back.

Why are there so many people here?

It's the regional group. Meets monthly.

People come from all the local senior clubs.

Harry.

Hi, beautiful.

Who's your friend?

Jack. He's new.

Hi. I'm Sandi Welles.

[CAMERA CLICKING]

My card.

Elaine, our group leader, encourages us to do this.

If you're lonely and you just want to talk to someone, call me.

ELAINE: Good morning, everyone.

ALL: Good morning, Elaine.

I'm glad we have such a big turnout today.

First, I'd like to welcome our new members.

The first step to healing is knowing that you have the love and support of others.

Remember, today is rap session. So you may speak freely.

Nothing said is off limits.

Does anyone have anything they would like to discuss?

Yes.Sex.

[ALL LAUGHING]

What about sex?

What do you say to a fellow who can't raise the flag?

Forget him, honey. Find yourself a boy toy.

I think we should move on to the next topic.

We haven't heard from any of our new members yet.

Um...

Would you mind standing?

Oh.

My name is Marilyn Coopers.

Welcome, Marilyn.

MAN: Hi, Marilyn.WOMAN: Welcome, Marilyn.

I'd like to know how to deal with my anger.

My husband died in an accident,

a stupid and senseless accident.

It just makes me so angry sometimes.

I think many of us here have felt a certain amount of anger from the death of a spouse.

But I can't help thinking,

if, uh, we just talked for one minute longer,

if I'd given him a kiss, if, uh, Marty hadn't taken the garbage out,

then maybe

he wouldn't have been there at that spot at that moment on that sidewalk

when that stupid woman was backing her car out, you know.

Oh, I'm...

I'm sorry. I just needed to get that out loud, you know. I'm sorry. Thank you.

Marilyn, wait up.

Marilyn.

Look, I just wanted to say that

I know it took a lot of nerve speaking out like that.

I sure hope you're going to come back next Tuesday.

Probably not.

To be honest, there's two things I don't like. Doctors and support groups.

But there was so much commotion at my house this morning,

I just had to get out.

I know my daughter means well, but I can't wait till tomorrow

when she and her kids and that damn dog leave.

I must sound like a terrible person.

Not at all.

Look, would you like to get a cup of coffee?

Well, thanks, but I don't think I'm up for it.

Oh, come on. Come on.

I like your guts.

Okay.

Good. Great. Do you want to follow me in my car?

I don't drive.You don't drive?

Well, my license expired a few years ago and I just never renewed it.

Well, how did you get here?I walked.

You walked? Nobody walks in Boynton Beach.

Come on, girl, I got my car right around here.

[KNOCKING ON WINDOW]

Hi.Hi.

I'm sorry if I was too forward earlier, giving you my card,

but, hey, how else are you going to meet people, right?

Anyway, I was wondering if you'd want to accompany me to a dance at my club?

Women aren't allowed to go to dances alone and there are never enough men

and you have to bring a man to get in,

but once you're inside, you can dance with anyone you want.

Um...

I'm sorry. I... I... I would-- I would love to help you out, but, uh,

I'm just not ready yet.

Well, if you ever just need to talk to someone, call me.

I'm a really good listener.

Uh, Sandi.

If I ever did go to that dance,

I'd certainly want to dance with you.

Who do you think you are, Cary Grant?

WOMAN ON TV: Architecture and design is influenced by both ancient elements

and by 18th and 19th century Parisian design elements.

French Country is centuries old...

I lost about three inches in my waist in three months.

It's great, no matter what age, no matter what shape you are in.

Everybody can benefit.

WOMAN ANNOUNCER: It's the hottest fitness trend and...

[SIGHING]

[DOG WHIMPERING]

What do you want? Whatever it is, you're not going to get it, so go away.

[DOG BARKS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

You're in the wrong line.

You're going to need to go to line four for expired licenses.

The sign says license renewal.

Your license expired in 1998

and since you're 65, you're going to have to take the test over.

So go to line four, get the paperwork,

take the completed forms to line one,

which is new permit applications.

Do you-- Do you understand what I'm saying?

Honey, I may be 65, but I'm not a frigging idiot.

[SIGHING]

Next, please.

Come on in. I want to show you something.

Look at this piece. Look at this piece of art. Isn't it fabulous?

What do you think?

No. Not my style.

Mrs. Sherman, I thought you wanted to spice up your life.

I do, but not that spicy.

This is sexy.

I don't want sexy.

Okay.

I don't like it.No, I don't either.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Look at this. Clean lines. Sophisticated. Elegant. What do you think?

Red's not my color.

Mrs. Sherman, this isn't red. This is crimson. Makes your skin glow.

I've got enough glow.

Come and sit down. Just try it.

It's so comfortable. I think you'll...

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

Oh, excuse me, will you? I have to take this call.

Be right back. Make yourself comfortable.

Hello.This is Donald Peete.

We met at the coffee shop. Do you remember me?

Oh, the real estate developer.

I hope I'm not catching you at a bad time.

No. No, no, no.

Listen, I thought it might be fun if we got together, maybe had a picnic,

got to know each other.

I haven't done that in years.

Good. How about Friday afternoon?

You know I'm going to have to check my book. Will you hold on?

[WHISPERS] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Uh, looks like I'm free Friday.

Good. Then I'll pick you up at 1:00. The address on your card, right?

That's right. That's right. Okay.

See you then. Bye.

[CAR HONKING]

Okay. You ready for your driving lesson?

Are you sure you want to do this?

I could call a professional driving school.

I taught my kid. How hard can it be? Come on. Let's go.

I'm sorry.

Relax, honey. Just relax. Okay?Okay.

It's like sex. Gets easier after the first time, okay?

I'm sorry. I just can't do this. It's too difficult.

You're doing good.I feel out of control.

I want to go home.

[MOANING]

Marilyn. Marilyn, please. Come on, get back in the car.

Really, all it takes is a little practice. You were doing great.

I'm really sorry. I know you must think I'm such a big baby,

but it's really difficult.

This car smells like Marty.

I understand. All right, look.

We'll just go nice and slow, till you feel comfortable. Okay?

Okay.

I'm gonna turn on the radio and help you relax.

[MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

How am I doing?

Honey, before you know it, we'll be cruising like a couple of college girls

on our way down to Key West for spring... Brake!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

LOIS: Hey, jerk, watch out. Where'd you buy your license?

Typical Florida driver.

[CHUCKLES]

Thank you.

I'll park the car. You get on line.

It gets busy. Best early bird in town.

WOMAN: I never ate un-kosher in my whole life till I moved here.

MAN: You're full of baloney. You ate lobster.

I'm not used to eating quite so early. But you can't beat the prices.

I mean, what can you buy for $5.99 these days?

Yeah. Phyllis and I used...

I'm sorry. I shouldn't talk about her all the time.

It's okay. It means you had a really good marriage

and they say if you've had a good marriage,

then you're not afraid to enter into a new relationship.

Uh, so, um,

when did your husband pass away?

Leonard died four years ago from a heart attack.

He was a very sensitive man. Just like you, Jack.

You think I'm sensitive?Mmm-hmm.

How long were you and Leonard married?

A long time, Jack. We were high-school sweethearts.

I met my wife in high school too.

Jack. Why don't you come over Saturday afternoon

and go swimming at my club?

Thanks, but, uh, I can't.

My daughter and my granddaughter are coming down this weekend

to help me, uh, sift through Phyllis' things.

Oh.

Okay.

Some other time?

Sure. Sure. Of course.

SANDI: It's just right up here, just past this car.

Are you sure you don't want to come in? It's only 6:30, the night is young.

You could be home in bed by 8:00.

Uh...

Thanks, but I've got to get up early and go to the airport.

I know.

From what you told me about Phyllis, she sounded like a wonderful woman.

I'm sure she'd want you to go out and enjoy your life.

Oh. Wait. Wait.

Thank you.

Don't get any ideas.

I'm not always going to be such a gentleman.

Jack, you don't always have to be such a gentleman.

Good night.

Good night.

[WOMAN ON PA CHATTERING]

Gramps.

Whoa!

Hi.You look good, Dad.

Oh.Hi.

How you holding up?

I'm okay. You know.

Every week it gets easier. How about you?

I'm managing.

Come on.All right.

It's hard to imagine that Nana ever wore something like this.

Can I have it?

Sure.

I remember when your mother wore that to your Aunt Sally's 20th wedding anniversary.

She was so damn sexy.

Dad.No, no, no. See for yourself.

There's a photograph that she wouldn't let me get framed because she...

I thought I could do this.

Gramps.

What are these?

Those are your grandmother's diaries.

I didn't even know she kept a diary till I found them in the back of her closet.

Can I read one?

Would you like me reading your diary?

If Nana were alive, she'd let me.

They did have a very special relationship.

Fine. Whatever.

Let's all have some lunch.

I'm not hungry.

I think I'll go down to the pool.

[SIGHS]

[DISCO INFERNOPLAYING]

♪ Burn, baby burn

INSTRUCTOR: Come on guys, pump it up. Let's go!

Get it together.

And one, and two and three.

Grab your noodles. Let's go.

[SCREAMS]

Will someone please watch this kid? No splashing in the pool.

You're gonna move, bend. Bend. Bend and one...

I met this woman on the internet named Florence.

Sounds really promising. I'll open.

Twenty bucks says she's a dog.

I don't think so. I asked her to send me a photo.

Did you send her a photo of you?

Yeah, me from 20 years ago.

How do you know she won't do the same?

I don't know, Marv, I've got a good feeling about this one.

Hey, we're playing cards over here!Come on!

Hey, Lois.Hi.

You know, it must be school break. Everybody's grandkids are here.

I like having all the kids around. It makes the place feel young.

Nice. Let's take these two.Yeah.

Oh.

Is this what you read for fun?

I can't help it. I was a ninth-grade English teacher.

I won't hold that against you.

INSTRUCTOR: ...four and one. Two. Three. Very good. Come on guys...

...four and march in place. Excellent...

That's her, isn't it?Yeah.

I don't know how she has the nerve to come out here.

She lives here.

If I was her, I would have sold my house and moved away a long time ago.

I'm going to go home.Okay, I'll go with you.

No, no, no. You stay. I've got some housework to do.

Marilyn, hey. Why don't you confront her?

Really. Why don't you just right now, walk over to her

and tell her she has ruined your life. Okay?

Maybe even just give her a pop, you know?

I promise it's gonna make you feel so much better.

[WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE PLAYING]

♪ Why do fools fall in love?

♪ Why do birds sing so gay

♪ And lovers await the break of the day

♪ Why do they fall in love?

♪ Love is a losing game

♪ Love can be a shame

♪ I know, I'm a fool you see

♪ For that fool is me

♪ Tell me why

♪ Tell me why

[CAR HONKING]

♪ Why do birds sing so gay

♪ And lovers...

[SIGHING]

[FOOTSTEPS PATTERING]

Hi.Perfect day for a picnic.

Perfect.

You look gorgeous.Oh, thanks. So do you.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, I like your car.Yeah.

First time I ever made out in the back seat, it was in a Mustang.

You going to tell me all about that?

I don't think so.

Well, maybe. After I get to know you a little better.

You're a tease.

Wow. Finally a man who can see over the steering wheel.

I like that about you. You're so wonderfully blunt.

Thanks.

So where we going?You'll see.

[SEAGULLS CAWING]

LOIS: Are we almost there?

Not quite.

Hey. Time out.

[LAUGHING]

Wrong shoes.

Well, you said picnic. I wasn't expecting sand.

[EXCLAIMS]

[LAUGHING]

Okay.Okay.

Just a couple of more miles.

Grab that corner. That's it. Grab it.

Okay, down.Okay, ready?

Let's try it.

[LAUGHING]

So tell me about yourself. Marriage? Kids?

No, no, no, no. I don't play that game.

What game?

Down here, it's always the same conversation.

I don't want to know how many kids you have.

I don't want to hear about what your husband did for a living

and please don't ask me if I want to see the pictures

of your beautiful and talented grandchildren.

So you're not even curious to know who I am?

I didn't say that. I'm very curious to know who you are.

How you think. What makes you laugh.

That's a tall order, you know.

You're up to it. That's what I like about you.

You're not afraid to say what's on your mind.

So many women are just...

They just, I don't... They just sit there and they listen.

They don't have an opinion. That's not what I'm looking for.

Some guys don't like a straight shooter.Well, I do.

I'm looking for a girl who's smart, interesting and fun.

I want to wake up every morning and look over and...

smile.

[EXCLAIMS]

Am I going too fast?

A little bit.

I really like you. I don't want to mess this up.

"Dear Harry, I'm intrigued.

"Love to know more about you.

"Attached a photo."

Wow.

Dear Florence,

in response to your request,

I'm 5 ft.11 inches tall,

with a full head of dark brown hair.

The ladies think I'm good looking, but you decide for yourself.

Please call.

[MUMBLING]

I'd love to hear your voice.

By the way, I can drive at night.

[TV CHATTERING]

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello? WOMAN: Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Speak louder. I can't hear. Is this Harry Fanolli?

Who's this? This is Florence.

Florence, Florence. Oh, Florence. Florence. I, uh...

I was hoping you'd call. Is it a bad time?

No, no, no, no. You didn't catch me at a bad time.

I don't have bad times. Life's too short.

Would you like to go out some time?

Great. Great. Sure. Sure. I'd love to go out sometime.

How's Saturday night, my place?

Saturday's fine. See you at 7:00.

Right. Bye.

Bye, bye.

[DO THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME PLAYING]

♪ Do that to me one more time

[MOANS]

♪ Once is never enough

[MOANS]

I had a really nice time today.

I want to see you again.

How about tomorrow afternoon?

[CHUCKLES]

It's getting late.

I have to go.

♪ Oh, baby

♪ Do that to me once again

Bye.

I'll call you tomorrow.

[WHISPERS] Okay.

He's watching. Be cool. Don't turn around.

♪ Pass that by me one more time

♪ Once is never enough for my heart to hear ♪

[GRUNTS]

[DOORBELL RINGING]

Hi.Hi.

I'm Betty Hammond. I was a friend of Phyllis'. I'm so sorry for your loss.

Thank you.Well, my family just left

and I made way too much food

so I thought I would drop off some of my leftovers.

Well, thanks very much.

I'd love to chat, but my daughter is here visiting from up north.

Oh, no problem. When I come back to pick up the dish

then we'll have a nice long chat

and then we'll really get to know each other.

Okay. Sure.

Bye.Bye.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[COUGHING]

Molly, open this door.Okay.

Right now.Chill out. I'm coming.

I can't believe you brought pot on the plane

and you're smoking it in your grandparents' house.

For your information, I did not bring pot the plane.

I'm not that stupid. I found it in Nana's closet.

Oh, yeah, right.

Ask Pops.

Dad? Could you come here?

I'm sorry to get you involved in this, Dad,

but Molly says she found marijuana in Mom's closet.

Oh, yeah. I forgot that.

She took it for the pain. A lot of people on chemotherapy do.

I even tried it once to keep her company, but it gave me a headache.

Dad. You smoked pot?

I'm sorry, sweetheart,

but with all that was going on, I never thought to mention it.

Why don't we all have some breakfast?

I'll make the coffee.

We have a big day ahead of us.

Ma, we just have to sit on a fucking plane.

Did you know Nana wanted to be a psychiatrist?

I read it in her diary.No.

I just thought she wanted to get married and have kids.

Actually, she always regretted marrying so young

and then not going to college.

Really?

All those years together, I thought I knew everything about her.

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello, this is Jack. I'm not here, but if you leave your number

I'll call you back.Good. You changed the message.

SANDI: Hi, Jack. It's me, Sandi.

Who's Sandi?

I was just thinking that maybe if your family has left,

we can get together sometime.

Hi, Sandi? Hi. No, no, they haven't left yet.

It's too soon.

Too soon for what?

For Gramps to have

a lady friend.

Hello, there. You must be Harry.

Wow.

You're even more gorgeous than your picture, Flo.

Is it okay if I call you Flo?

Sure, Harry.

Thank you. Come on in.

Make yourself at home.

I made martinis. I hope you like them. They're my favorite drink.

My favorite, too. Straight up.

With a twist?

With a twist.

You know, Flo, I have to admit, uh,

I was a little nervous coming here.

You know, you hear all these weird stories about people who meet online,

but let me tell you something, you are one pleasant surprise.

Oh, thank you, Harry.

Here's to you, Flo.

And to you, Harry.

You know, I made this 7:30 dinner reservation at a great restaurant.

Rocco's Grill Room. Best steaks in town.

A nice juicy porterhouse with a baked potato.

That is my favorite meal.

I don't believe it. Mine too.

Oh, you like music, Harry?

I love music.Oh, well.

[YOU'RE NOBODY TILL SOMEBODY LOVES YOUPLAYING ON STEREO]

There's nothing better than that.

Wanna dance?Now?

Come on, Harry. Just a short one.

Sure. Why not?

My friends are never gonna believe this.

I should have brought a camera.

You know, if we're gonna make that dinner reservation,

we really have to be going.

Mind if I use your toilette?

Right down there to the right.

I'll be right back. Don't go away.

You lucky bastard.

Florence?

FLORENCE: I'm in here, Harry.

Come on in.

What's the matter? Are you shy?

No, no. It's just that you're very different than the other women I know.

I mean, the last woman who came on to me like this was,

you know, way back when I was in the army and she was a hooker.

You know, I think we got kind of a weird situation here.

I mean, I don't want you to take it the wrong way,

but this isn't exactly what I had in mind tonight.

You don't like me.

No, no. I like you a lot. You're a wonderful gal.

I could help you relax, Harry.

No, thanks. But, look, if you could use a little cash...

Don't you think I'm worth more than that?

Got to keep a few bucks for gas and tolls.

[DOOR SHUTS]

Oh, my God. What's an escrow account?

[DOG WHIMPERING]I don't know.

Okay, smarty-pants, you tell me.

What good are you?

They should have given me something I really needed, like an accountant.

Who the heck writes these insurance policies?

A normal person can't understand this.

Well, then just put it aside. I won't pay it.

I don't have a life so why should I have life insurance?

No, we are going to figure this out.

Speaking of your life,

it would be good for you to get out more. Socialize.

Maybe even go on a date some time.

I am not interested.I am not trying to push you,

but I know a really nice guy. He owns a car dealership down in Boca

and his wife passed away last year and he's looking to go out.

Well, if he's so nice, why don't you go out with him?

Because there's somebody I'm already interested in, thank you.

Lois, how long has your husband been dead?

Eight years.Really? Eight years?

Mmm-hmm.

Why do you still go to a bereavement club?

Oh, I didn't go there for my husband, I went there for Matthew.

My son.

[GASPS] I'm sorry.

Yeah.

It's been two and a half years now.

He lived in Los Angeles with his friend, John,

but when Matt got sick, they both came back here and lived with me.

It was hard for me, Marilyn, when I lost my husband, but

there's nothing like losing your child.

No.

Anyhow, one day somebody knocked on my door

and they invited me to the bereavement club.

When I first walked into that meeting, I felt like a Martian.

Nothing in common with any of those people.

But they were so kind.

I didn't have any family so they became like my family

and I'm sure that's why I keep going back.

You know, I...

I can't make heads or tails out of this.

Maybe you need to call your insurance broker.

Do you have his number?

Yeah. I think Marty has his number in his desk. I'll go look.

Lois.

Lois!

What?Oh, my God.

Lucy Lucy Slut Goddess?

I found it hidden under our tax returns.

I can't believe Marty watched this.

Typical guy stuff. Have you ever watched one?

Me? Are you kidding?

I did. It was very educational.

Really?

Now, a good piece of veal is like a good woman.

You gotta be tender but still show her who's boss.

Harry, just tell me what to do and I'll do it. Just don't expect me to be creative.

All right, just crack a couple of eggs in that bowl.

Take this veal, dip it in the egg and put it in the bread crumbs.

Oh, God.

I...

Look, let me help you with that.

Okay. We need some oil. There's some in that cabinet on the right.

You're kidding, right?What?

This stuff is only good for chasing mosquitoes away.

Olive oil.

Ah!

Good. Good. Now there should be a frying pan down below there.

[PANS CLATTERING]

Hey, Galloping Gourmet. That's a saucepan.

I'm never going to get the hang of this.

Come on, come on.

We're having fun here. Don't you wanna learn how to cook?

Don't you wanna learn how to impress the ladies?

Then give me a smile. Come on, a little smile.

Ready? We're gonna smile. One. Two. Three.

See, huh? That's better. Think, we're being creative.

We're getting in touch with our female sides.

See if you can find a frigging frying pan. I think it's right over there.

HARRY: Not bad.Not bad? It's great.

I hope I can remember how to make this when Sandi comes over.

I was going to defrost a tuna casserole. This will really impress her.

Look, I'll be on call, just in case you need me. 24/7.

So, dinner, wine, music.

You ought to expect something.

Oh, boy. I don't think I'm up to that.

Look, it's your second date. A little kissy face is okay.

We already did that.

You sly devil. See, you're gonna be fine.

But I have to warn you about the weird part.

What's that?

Well, being naked for the first time in 35 years with a new person.

I mean, you know, with your wife it's different because you grow old together,

but with a new woman you notice that her, you know, her boobs are sort of...

And her butt is kind of...

Then it hits you that you're about to have sex with an old lady.

Jeez, we're not going to have sex. I just invited her over for dinner.

Bring a rubber just in case.What for?

Hey, there's a lot of bad stuff out there today.

You know, people think that you get to a certain age and there's no more sex.

That ain't true.

To women. God bless each and every one of them.

Salute. Salute.

[WOMAN MOANING]

[MAN MOANING]

[EXCLAIMS]

That's way too up close and personal.

How do they get the camera to do that?

Charlie and I watched a porno film back in the '70s with that actress,

what was her name? She was really, really famous.

Linda. Linda something.BOTH: Evans?

Linda Evans did pornos?No, Linda Lovelace.

Yes. Deep Throat.

Oh, my God. What's going on down there?

You know what's interesting? How all the vaginas look so different.

CAMILLE: Lou used to say mine was beautiful.

Oh, yeah? Is it?

Oh, how should I know? I never looked.

Who can bend over that far?

What kind of person looks at their you know what?

Oh, oh, oh, see the girl on the left?

Yeah.Okay. Mine looks like hers.

You're kidding.You're kidding.

No. Just a little less used.

[WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS PLAYING ON PA]

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas

Jack Gudman?

♪ And a Happy New Year

Mr. Gudman.Yes.

You take one erectile tablet 30 minutes before sexual intercourse.

If you exceed the recommended dose,

your erection may persist for several hours afterwards.

You may also experience nausea, diarrhea, loss of appetite.

Yes, yes, yes. Thank you.

Oh, Mr. Gudman.

You'll find condoms in aisle five.

[WOOLY BULLYPLAYING]

Up you go.

Okay. Okay. Good.

What's that?Oh, that's good.

Okay, we're gonna turn. Look forward.Okay.

Straight your head.Okay. Looking.

Heels together.Okay.

Push out side to side.Okay.

Would you do me a favor?What's that?

Would you let me know when I'm having fun?

Here we go.Okay, easy, easy.

That's good. That's good.

♪ Matty told Hatty

♪ About a thing she saw

♪ Had two big horns

♪ And a wooly jaw

♪ Wooly bully

♪ Wooly bully

You're doing great. I'm going to let you go. Ready?

Are you?

Uh-huh. One, two...Okay.

...three.

[EXCLAIMING]

How am I doing?Great.

That's it.

Uh, um...

How do you slow these things down?

Use your brakes.Huh?

Use your brake. Put your right heel down.

Oh, my. I can't stop!

Put your right heel down!

I can't stop!Try the other heel.

[SCREAMING]

[GROANS]

Uh-oh.

[LAUGHING]

Well, that was fun. How am I doing so far?

You're not like most of the guys I meet.

How's that?

Oh, you're mysterious and unpredictable.

Most of the men I know don't have that kind of spark anymore.

I just don't have time for the bullshit, Lois.

I want to enjoy each day because before I know it,

I'll be some old guy in a nursing home wearing diapers.

Most guys don't talk like that to me.

I mean, that's great. It's weird, you know.

I feel like I know you and yet I know so little about you personally.

If there's something you really want to know about me, fire away.

I'll give you one free question.Okay.

You widowed or divorced?

Divorced. Seven years.

Does that bother you?No.

Okay, you get a free question.

What year were you born?No fair.

[WATER RUNNING]

[PHONE RINGING]

[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]

[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]

Donald.

DONALD: Come in.No, I think I'll wait out here.

Your cell phone keeps ringing. I think it might be important.

Okay. Be right there.

Thanks.

Hello? Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Um...

Um...

Lois, something's come up. And I've got to go. I'm sorry.

It's a work thing.

Hey, no problem.

I had a really good time today.

I swear this won't happen again.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

SANDI: Are you sure I can't help you?

Just relax. Take it easy. I'll be with you in a minute.

Okay.

Uh-oh.

Are you sure everything's all right?

Totally under control.

[FIRE ALARM SOUNDING]

Jack?

[COUGHING]

[GROANS]

This food is terrible.

No, it's...

It's delicious.It's terrible.

You don't have to say so just to be nice.

Listen. I've got a frozen tuna casserole in the refrigerator.

I have a confession to make.

I brought along a backup.

What do you mean, a backup?

I have a lasagna in the trunk of my car.

A lasagna?

What can I say? I was a Girl Scout.

Always prepared.

Next time I'm taking you out to a nice restaurant.

You're a good sport. You deserve it.

Well, that would be nice.

Do you like music, Jack?

Phyllis loved classical.

Good. What about you?

I guess. I mean, who doesn't like music?

[I'M A FOOL TO CARE PLAYING ON STEREO]

♪ I'm a fool to care

♪ When you treat me this way

♪ I know I love you

♪ But what can I do?

♪ I'm a fool to care

♪ I'm a fool to cry

♪ When you tell me goodbye

♪ You left me so blue

SANDI: You okay in there?

I'm just washing up. I'll be right in.

[WATER RUNNING]

Here goes nothing.

Come over here, you.

I can hardly see you.

[GASPS]Can you see me now?

Don't you like the way I look?

I do, I do, but...

It's okay. You can turn around. I'm covered.

Don't you find me attractive?

I do.

Should we lie down on the bed?

Uh... That's a good idea.

Um...

Don't get me wrong, but

you're on Phyllis' side.

You want me to change sides?

That might help.

I haven't done this for a long time.

Let's just start off kissing.

Take it nice and slow.

[EXCLAIMS]

Oh, you don't like that?

I do. It's just...

I'm having a tough time relaxing.

Oh, well, maybe I can help you.

[EXCLAIMS]

No good?

It's just that Phyllis...Oh, Jack.

Oh, I don't mean to be mean, but I'm not Phyllis

and if you gave me half a chance, you might actually enjoy yourself.

I'm sorry. You're right.

But my heart is beating out of my chest.

I don't want you to have a coronary.

We don't have to do anything.

Could we just cuddle?

Sure. Cuddling's good.

[SIGHS]

Mmm.

You're terrific, Sandi. I don't deserve you.

I know.

[OH, WHAT A NIGHTPLAYING]

♪ Oh, what a night

♪ Late December back in '63

♪ What a very special time for me

♪ 'Cause I remember what a night

♪ Oh, what a night

♪ You know, I didn't even...

[CLEARS THROAT]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

♪ Oh, what a night

♪ You know, I didn't...

Hi.Hi. You want to join me?

Oh, I can't. My exterminator's here

and then I've got an appointment with my accountant.

Why don't you come in for a quick cup of coffee?

Oh, okay. Be good.Come on.

[HUMMING]

So how's it going with your new beau?

I really like him, Marilyn. I really... I mean, I cannot stop daydreaming about him.

I'm so happy for you.

And he's funny, he's romantic.

You know this is the first guy that I have met

that can even hold a candle to my Charlie.

Oh, it sounds too good to be true.I know.

I've been thinking that.

Like, that there's got to be a catch, right?

Maybe he's married, huh?No, no. He's divorced.

He doesn't talk much about himself. You know, he's very private.

I like that.MAN: Done out here.

Who's that? Oh.My bug guy.

I think I found out where those ants are coming from. They were...

Lois.Donald?

What are you doing here?

What's going on?

Spraying.

I can see that.

I'll leave the bill on the table

outside now.

Thanks, Don.

I'll call you, Lois.

Oh, my God.

Is my exterminator Don your Donald?

Oh, God.

I thought he was a real estate developer?

So did I.

He kills bugs for a living.

Yeah, but he's a really nice guy, Lo.

I feel a stress headache coming on. Can I have a couple aspirin?

Yeah, sure.

Shit.

Shit!

How'd it go with Sandi?

It was great, right?

So how did it go?

Great, like you said.

I'm dying here.

Can't you spare us a couple of juicy details?

No. It's not my style.

Good job. Very interesting sketch.

This I gotta see.

You're a regular Picasso.

Hey, let me see yours, Harry.

It's not very good.

You underestimate yourself, Mr. Fanolli.

I think, if you took this class a little more seriously,

you could develop your natural inner talent.

Really?Yes.

Hey, Harry's got inner talent.

Ask the ladies. I've got outer talent, too.

So you gonna see her again?

As a matter of fact, I am. Friday night.

That's good. Good, but...

Word of advice. These dames are shrewd.

Next thing you know, she'll be moving in and you'll be playing canasta.

So take it slow.

Oh, this was so delicious.

Everybody raves about this place.

I don't know why I've never been here before.

Me either,

but you deserve it.

The pleasure was all mine.

You're a very sexy guy, Jack.You're just saying that.

No, it's true.

A lot of guys improve with age.

Especially the shy ones.

You know, I was married 45 years

and you're the only woman that I've ever been with.

I'm sure you were a very loyal husband, Jack.

You'd be surprised how many men cheat on their wives.

[EXHALES]

Sandi?

Wow. It's been a while. You look fantastic.

Well, thank you.

I mean, what a small world. I'm here on vacation.

Well, actually it's my honeymoon.

Oh, I'm sorry, honey. Sandi, meet Andi. Andi, meet the first Mrs. Welles.

ANDI: Hi.Hi, Leonard Welles.

Jack Gudman.Hello, Jack.

My wife, Andrea.ANDI: Hi, Jack. Nice to meet you.

Well, we'd better go. It was nice seeing you both

and, Sandi, you look wonderful.

Have a wonderful dinner, okay?

I'm confused.

That was Leonard, your husband?

Yeah.

I thought he was dead?

I've got to go.

No key lime pie?

Not tonight.

I don't understand.

How could you?

Why would you join a bereavement club if your husband was alive?

Because when Leonard left it was like a death.

I have no family. I have no children.

A lot of people are threatened by divorcees.

At least if you're a widow you get sympathy.

I'm sorry.

Please take me home.

[SIGHS]

Look, I don't think this is going to work out, Jack.

You deserve a nice, uncomplicated woman.

Not me.

[SUGAR SUGARPLAYING]

♪ Sugar

♪ Ah, honey, honey

♪ You are my candy girl

♪ And you've got me wanting you

[WHOOPING]

Wow.

Nice wheels.

Thanks to your friend with the dealership in Boca,

I got it for 10% above wholesale.

Sounds like love.And

I passed!

Nice picture, too. Oh, congratulations.

Thanks. Hop in. I'll take you for a spin.

Okay.

♪ I just can't believe the wonder of this feeling too ♪

Look out for the yo-yo on your left.

Lois, will you relax?

I can't help it. I'm just...

He misled me. I'm upset. Okay?

He told me that he was a real estate developer.

Well, maybe he never actually said that.

Maybe you assumed he was a developer because that's what you wanted him to be.

Well, he didn't correct me and that's the same as a lie.

True. But you lied to him, too.

No, I didn't.

Yes, you did. You lied about your age.

Oh, please. That's a totally different thing. That's a little fib.

Lois, will you be honest?

Would you have been as attracted to him if you knew he killed bugs for a living?

Do you think I'm a snob?

Are you?

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Ho, ho, ho, Harry.Hi.

So where's Sandi?

She's a real sweetheart.

She likes you a lot, even though you can't cook worth crap.

How would you know?She told me.

ELAINE: Welcome, everyone.

Hi, Elaine.Good morning, Elaine.

Please take your seats. Thanks.

We all know this is a difficult time of year,

especially for those of you celebrating the holidays for the first time

without your spouses.

And so there's been a suggestion

from several of the other seniors clubs in the area

that we all celebrate the New Year together.

Okay. So let's hear some party ideas.

How about a wet T-shirt contest?

Sounds good to me.

What about a 1950s theme party, like a, like a sock hop or a prom.

Okay. Let's take a vote.

Who would like a 1950s-style New Year's Eve party?

Okay, so we're going to need to form some committees.

So what about it, Mar? You gonna be my date?

Yeah, okay.

Maybe we should do our hair like we used to wear it in high school.

Maybe I'll wear a beehive.

[GROANS]

Bad idea.

What are we gonna wear?

Oh, I got a bunch of great old clothes hanging in the back of my closet.

Honey, whatever you wear, every man at the party will be drooling.

Big deal. Most of them are already drooling.

[TWO DIVIDED BY LOVEPLAYING]

I'll call you later.

♪ Two divided by love

Bye.Bye.

♪ And one is a lonely number

♪ Two divided by love

♪ Can only be sad

♪ Can only hurt one another

♪ Every night your tears come down

♪ And I know how you're feelin' inside

♪ Loneliness is no ones friend

♪ I've been takin' the same kind of ride

♪ And that just shouldn't be

♪ If you're still lovin' me

♪ Come on baby

♪ Two divided by love

♪ Can only be one

♪ And one is a lonely number

♪ Two divided by love

♪ Can only be sad

♪ Can only hurt one another

[DOORBELL RINGING]

I'm Marilyn Coopers. Marty Coopers' wife.

I know who you are. I'm so sorry.

I should have called you months ago, but I wasn't able to bring myself to it.

I wish you had. It would have helped.Look.

I've had a very rough time, too. A real nervous breakdown.

I don't know why,

but for some reason it's comforting for me to know that you suffered too.

What are you saying?

What are you doing here?

I saw the sold sign out front and I thought I may never have another chance.

Another chance? For what?

To tell you how angry I am that you ruined my life.

Wait a minute.

I've been in group therapy for months.

You're not going to ruin the progress I've been making.

You killed my husband.

My entire group said it wasn't my fault.

Even my therapist says it wasn't my fault.

You shouldn't have been talking on a cell phone,

you should have been looking behind you!

Hey, your husband wasn't paying attention.

Your husband walked behind my car.

How dare you come on my doorstep like this!

[EXCLAIMS]

[SANTA BABYPLAYING]

♪ Santa baby

♪ Just slip a sable under the tree

♪ For me

♪ Been an awful good girl

♪ Santa baby

♪ So hurry down the chimney tonight

♪ Santa baby

♪ A '54 convertible too

♪ Light blue

♪ I'll wait up for you dear

♪ Santa baby

♪ So hurry down the chimney tonight

♪ Think of all the fun I've missed

♪ Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed

♪ Next year I could be just as good

♪ If you check off my Christmas list ♪

[LITTLE BITTY PRETTY ONE PLAYING]

♪ Little bitty pretty one

♪ Come on and talk with me

♪ Lovely, lovely, lovely one

♪ You got me down on my knee

Marty would have loved this.

Aren't you glad you came?Yeah, I guess so.

Wow, you girls are hot.

Oh, thanks. You look pretty cool yourself, daddy-o.

So come on, how about a dance?

You know, I'm not in the mood right now. Thanks.

Marilyn?

No, no, no, no, no. I don't think so.

Come on, don't be a party pooper.

Okay, Harry. I'll dance with you.

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello. LINDA: Hello, Dad.

Hi, Linda. You're home?

Yeah, I'm home. I decided not to go out after all.

What are you doing?

Well, I'm reading your mother's diary.

Funny how you can live with a person for 40 years

and never really understand what's going on inside.

Don't beat yourself up, Dad.

Mom was happy.

I guess.

And what about you? Are you going to a party?

I mean, you should be having fun, going out, meeting people.

I know. I know.

God, now you sound just like Mom.

I really miss her, Dad.

I miss her too, sweetheart.

She was a smart lady.

Think she would have made one hell of a shrink.

Hey, Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

[BEEPS]

[SINGING HOT HOT HOT]

Everybody!

[EXCLAIMS]

♪ All the people gather round now

♪ Feeling hot, hot, hot

Thanks.

These women are killing me.

You know you love every minute of it.

And what's with you? You're not dancing.

I know what's bugging her.

Forget it. I'm fine.

Not very convincing.

HARRY: Holy cow.

What?

That woman over there is Lucille Parisi.

Went to high school with her,

and then she moved down here and I sent her an invitation anonymously.

Never thought she'd show up.

She was a real knockout in tenth grade.

Yeah, she still is.

Funny how you see somebody from high school

and all your old insecurities come back.

Why don't you go on over, say hello. Maybe you'll get lucky.

Think so?Sure. You're a hot guy.

Really think so?Yeah.

Besides, I don't want to be the one kissing you at midnight.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Sandi,

I don't care if you're a widow or a divorcee,

guy was a jerk to let you go.

Do you mean that?Yep.

I don't know how it's going to work out with us,

but if you're willing to put up with me...I'm willing.

Good.

So let's just

take it slow and see where it goes, okay?

Okay.

♪ Earth angel

♪ Earth angel

♪ Will you be mine?

♪ My darling dear

♪ Love you all the time

I'm such a jerk. I just should have called him.

It's not too late. Here.

Wish him a Happy New Year.

♪ Earth angel

♪ Earth angel

♪ The one I adore

DONALD ON ANSWERING MACHINE: Hello, this is Donald Peete. Leave me a message.

What a shame.

MAN: Columbia Taxi.

Yes, would you send a taxi to 1010 South Federal Highway, please.

Sweetie, you can't leave now. You'll be all alone at midnight.

Thanks. Yeah, I'll be waiting outside. Fine.

Okay. Thank you.

Are you sure you want to go? I can still drive you.

No, thank you. You know what?

I want you to have fun. You know, you deserve it.

Okay. Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

You know, you're the best thing that happened to me this year.

Same here. Thank you.

Hi.TAXI DRIVER: Hi.

Uh, Valencia Shores. Five miles down Alliance Road.

Right hand side, please.Sure.

DONALD: Pull over.

Wait. Just...

Can we talk for a moment?

Hold on just one second.

Listen, Lois, these last couple of days, they've been awful.

I've really missed you

and I just wanted to say that I'm sorry if I'm not who you thought I was

or who you wanted me to be. God, I never meant to disappoint you.

Don, the only thing that would disappoint me

is if you weren't the guy kissing me at midnight.

ALL: Five, four,

three, two, one.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, Lo.

Happy New Year, Don.

[AULD LANG SYNEPLAYING]

[HORN HONKING]

Listen, I'm going to be driving the young lady home.

Thank you very much. Happy New Year.

TAXI DRIVER: Happy New Year.

Donald, there's something you need to know.

What?I lied.

I'm not 58. I'm...

52.

♪ ...acquaintance be forgot

♪ In days for auld lang syne

♪ For auld lang syne, my dear

♪ For auld lang syne

♪ We'll drink a cup of kindness yet

♪ For auld lang syne

[LET'S TWIST AGAINPLAYING]

♪ I'm gonna sing my song It won't take long

♪ We're gonna do the twist And it goes like this

Lois, come dance with me.

I'm gonna dance with the girls, okay?I'll be right here.

Good. Don't you move.

♪ Come on, twist again

♪ Like we did last year

♪ Do you remember when

♪ Things were really hummin'

♪ Come on, let's twist again

♪ Twisting time is here

♪ And round and round

♪ And up and down we go again

♪ Oh, baby...

[SIGHS]

Oh.

[WHIMPERS]

Okay.

You can stay, but just for tonight.

And maybe tomorrow we'll give you a name.

[LOVE AND MARRIAGEPLAYING]

[CAMERA CLICKING]

♪ Love and marriage

♪ Love and marriage

♪ Go together like a horse and carriage

♪ This, I tell you, brother

♪ You can't have one without the other

♪ Love and marriage

♪ Love and marriage

♪ It's an institute you can't disparage

♪ Ask the local gentry

♪ And they will say it's elementary

♪ Try, try, try to separate them

♪ It's an illusion

♪ Try, try, oh, try, and you will only come

♪ To one conclusion

♪ Love and marriage

♪ Love and marriage

♪ Go together like a horse and carriage

♪ Dad was told by Mother

♪ You can't have one

♪ You can't have none

♪ You can't have one without the other

Here we go now

♪ Oh, come on and try, try just try to separate them

♪ It is an illusion

♪ Go ahead and try, try,

♪ Try and you will only come

♪ To this conclusion

♪ Love and marriage

♪ Love and marriage

♪ Go together like a horse and carriage

♪ Dad was told by Mother

♪ You can't have one

♪ You can't have none

♪ Oh, no, you can't have one without the other

♪ Go figure