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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Don't tell me we're fighting
all the time, I try to get along.
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You can't just say whatever
comes to mind, Tony.
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You were fucking horrible.
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That shit about the roadies?
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You hit below the belt yourself,
Jan. Not to mention, you started it.
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No cheese for Sophia.
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Those kids seem to like you, sort of.
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I leave them completely
free to do whatever they want.
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How else are they gonna
learn from their mistakes?
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Anyway, thank you for having us over.
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What's this you're watching?
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Beethoven.
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-Can we get a dog?
-Please?
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I'll walk him and I'll
pick up the poo and pee.
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Pee? Right. Start with your underwear.
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We had a dog.
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Remember? Tippy?
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He got worms, had to move to the country.
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Tippy was gassed, Tony.
Daddy took him to the pound.
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He used to drag his ass on
the carpet just to scratch himself.
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My mother went crazy.
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Gassed?
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And he's so cynical
about everything else.
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Father told me he took
him to live on a farm.
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That's what they always say.
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That same farm must
have 17 billion dogs on it.
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Dog shit up to the rafters.
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Beethoven!
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Hello.
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What?
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-Oh no, that's terrible.
-What? What's the matter?
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It's Cousin Josephine,
Aunt Concetta died.
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-What happened?
-They think it was a heart attack.
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Uncle Zio found her on the
couch after
Meet the Press.
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We hereby commend Concetta to the Lord
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embraced in his divine goodness.
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Let us go in peace. Amen.
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-Amen.
-Amen.
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Listen, as long as we're here
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I was gonna go visit my
father, if you'd like to join me.
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Five hours they let me
out for these funerals.
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I gotta spend it being maudlin?
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It's a beautiful day.
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Excuse me, I thought you might wanna
go pay your respects to your brother.
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By crying to a chunk of marble?
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I can pay my respects
from the after-party.
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After-party?
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It's those uptake inhibitors.
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We were skeptical at first.
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Then his mood really
improved. His memory too.
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[TRAIN]
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Excuse me.
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-Excuse me. Hi.
-Oh, hello.
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You knew my mother?
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You're Anthony.
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Oh, my God.
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Do I know you?
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Oh, no. No, no, you're not annoying me.
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-No, no… Do we know each other?
-Oh, we met once.
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I was a friend of your father's.
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You're the lady from Bamberger's.
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From the fur department.
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Fran Felstein.
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Tony. How you doing?
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So, what, you…? You come visit?
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Yeah, I miss your
father sometimes. It's…
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It's foolish.
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No, don't say that.
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No, I was sorry to
hear about your mother.
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At least she didn't suffer.
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She made all of us suffer, instead.
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Oh, it was a joke. She
made all of us suffer.
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Believe me, I heard the
stories from your dad.
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Yeah.
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You'll have to forgive me, my
hearing… The last few years.
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How about a hearing aid?
They got the little ones now
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-you can't even see.
-I'm too vain. Anyway.
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Johnny was very proud of you.
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You were very special to him.
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I'm sure you were too.
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You know, Johnny told me
if I ever needed anything
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I should always call his son.
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What do you need?
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Not a thing.
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Fran Felstein?
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That was class.
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She's got great legs for an old broad.
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I was in love with that woman.
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She was the reason I never married.
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I wanted to propose.
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I had the ring all picked out.
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So, what? She turned you down?
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I hesitated.
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How could I bring this
life we live on a woman?
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Anyway, she took it as
a sign I wasn't interested.
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And then one night we were all at
the 500 Club to see Enzo Stuarti.
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Your father shows up.
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Sy Devore suit.
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Two-inch lapel. That was that.
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She never knew my
feelings, what could I do?
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For years, I suffered in silence.
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-Mario. Did you bring your guitar?
-Not to this.
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-Angie, come on, sing us a song.
-You sing, Junior.
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Nobody wants to hear me.
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Mario, remember?
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Thank you.
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Thanks, my name's J.T. I'm
an alcoholic and an addict.
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Hi, J.T.
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I'm also a TV writer, which by
default, makes me a douche bag,
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but you would have figured
that out for yourselves in a minute.
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About 15 years ago, I moved
from Jersey to Hollywood.
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Broke into the biz. It
was a dream come true.
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I was making money, I had the
Beemer, the actress girlfriend.
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I had all the flake I needed
to keep me churning out
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that snappy dialogue for Corbin Bernsen.
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Drugs. Alcohol.
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That shit practically comes
with the Writers Guild card.
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Anyway
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before too long, I discovered heroin.
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And things really started to fall apart.
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It got so bad that I blew a
deadline on a Nash Bridges.
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I got my ass fired, I
didn't work for 18 months.
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By the grace of God, I got myself
into a rehab program in Pennsylvania,
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and with the help of some
good friends that I made there
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I got through it.
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Chris, where are you?
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There's my man Chris, everybody.
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Anyway, I wanna talk a little bit
about taking a moral inventory.
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So we talked for like an hour.
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Well, it turns out that they had a thing.
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Her and my old man.
Right up till he died.
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He got from this woman
what he couldn't get at home.
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Support. You know, love.
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A smile when you
walk in the fucking door.
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Do you think that
justifies his infidelity?
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She drove him into that
woman's arms, my mother.
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To all his women.
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I'll tell you one thing, all the
years he was rotting in that grave
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I can't remember once
my mother going to visit him.
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But this lady, Fran…
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It's possible your mother
found it very painful.
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Oh, poor her.
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What was it like sitting there with Fran?
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It was a little weird at first, you know.
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There I am comforting
my father's mistress
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my mother's lying there dead.
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Are you attracted to her?
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Come on, she's old
enough to be my mother.
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Oh, Jesus Christ, it's an expression.
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Don't cream yourself.
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I did not wanna fuck my mother!
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You should have seen her in
her housedress with that hairnet.
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This conversation would
be over in two seconds.
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So I figured, why not
move back to Jersey?
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Clean slate. It's better.
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My new agent, next week he's got
me set up to meet Dick Wolf's guy.
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I seen Dick Wolf at Rao's one
night. Guy's got his own limo.
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That Law & Order money?
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Guy could have his own battleship.
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But enough of my shit, how are you doing?
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Good, you know.
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-Working the program.
-Oh, yeah?
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[MUSIC]
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I had some fucking wine, all right?
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Is that what you wanna hear?
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-Christopher, when was this?
-I don't know.
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My fiancée was in a car crash.
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I didn't even like it. I went
to a meeting the next day.
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But no slip since then?
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I've been sober and I've
been high. Sober's better.
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You know you can call me, right?
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-What, do you got a date?
-I gotta meet somebody, a friend.
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-Go ahead, I'll get this.
-Thanks, bro.
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Listen, call me, I'm serious.
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-Harold Melvoin.
-Mel? It's me.
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-Corrado, what's up?
-There's a funeral I need to attend.
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I want you to call the feds.
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Vincent Patronella.
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Is he a relative? You know the rules.
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He's my niece's godfather.
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I think I met him at a barbecue
once for the bicentennial.
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All they can say is no.
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Your father used to bring
me flowers all the time.
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Flowers and lingerie.
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I'm making chicken.
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Cuban style with black beans.
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What's this?
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Ketchup, sure. If you want.
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No, the kid and the dog.
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Oh, my son, Bruce.
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He married an Israeli girl.
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He's a food service director with El Al.
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No, no, the dog.
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Oh, Freckles.
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-He was a gift from your dad.
-What?
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When?
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Oh, this is my fucking dog!
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Excuse me, I'm sorry. This was my dog.
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His name was Tippy!
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Your dad never said.
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I don't fucking believe this.
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My mother made him give the dog away.
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Well, Bruce loved him.
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I mean, he had him for almost
10 years till he moved to Tel Aviv.
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Then I had to put him to sleep.
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Oh, those are the
pictures, on the coffee table.
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The slippers were your dad's too.
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Look at this. The two of you.
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-He used to remind me of Victor Mature.
-Thanks.
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Outside the Latin Quarter.
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Holy shit, look at Hesh. George Gershwin.
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He was a whoremaster. And cheap.
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You know he screwed me
out of my retirement money.
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Against your dad's wishes, by the way.
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-What are you talking about?
-Don't get me started.
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No, come on, what happened?
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Your dad owned a racetrack,
with the midget auto racing.
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Yeah, the Chickamauga Raceway
over in New Egypt.
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And him, Herman, some other guy…
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Phil something, with
the hair, from New York.
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-Yeah, Leotardo.
-Yeah.
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My father cut him in
to pay off a poker debt.
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Johnny always told me
his piece would go to me.
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Couldn't put me in his will, obviously.
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When he passed, your dad
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I called Hesh.
228
00:15:11,538 --> 00:15:15,667
-He sent me 500 bucks.
-That's it?
229
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,838
-I'm sorry.
-No.
230
00:15:20,756 --> 00:15:22,840
Jesus Christ, I wish you'd called me.
231
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,594
Bruce sends me money, occasionally.
232
00:15:26,761 --> 00:15:29,311
Well, that's not the point.
It's my father's wishes.
233
00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:31,932
Look, forget it.
234
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,061
Seriously, I'm sorry I…
235
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,026
I shouldn't have even brought it up.
236
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:41,649
Listen, after we eat,
you wanna take a ride?
237
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:49,366
So I saw my Uncle Jun.
238
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:52,451
-He says to say hello.
-Junior?
239
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,621
Jesus. And how's he doing?
240
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,831
I don't know if you know it,
241
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,958
but he was always a little hot for you.
242
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,502
He was practically a stalker.
243
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,046
-He said he suffered in silence.
-Suffered in silence?
244
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:08,299
He used to skulk outside
my building. All hours.
245
00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:09,759
Weird phone calls.
246
00:16:09,926 --> 00:16:12,804
I always had a hunch he told
Livia about me and Johnny.
247
00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:15,306
Jesus Christ.
248
00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:19,476
She was a handsome woman, your mother.
249
00:16:19,893 --> 00:16:23,647
Not sexy, exactly, but, statuesque.
250
00:16:25,899 --> 00:16:27,401
Little nip?
251
00:16:28,819 --> 00:16:31,613
-What is it?
-It's one for the road, honey.
252
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,906
And this looks like road to me.
253
00:16:34,073 --> 00:16:36,784
Rémy Martin, VSOP.
254
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,592
They can't be making
much, but if I know Hesh
255
00:16:55,802 --> 00:16:58,221
him and Phil got something
going on out of here.
256
00:17:01,265 --> 00:17:03,600
So tell me about your women.
257
00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,811
Your wife, what's she like?
258
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,605
I don't know.
259
00:17:08,772 --> 00:17:10,649
What's to tell?
260
00:17:11,942 --> 00:17:14,695
Good woman. Good mother.
261
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:19,282
Marriage hit the rocks, that's
all. What are you gonna do?
262
00:17:21,159 --> 00:17:22,952
How about your girlfriend?
263
00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:26,956
She's an art dealer. Very sophisticated.
264
00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:29,833
Dark hair, dark eyes.
265
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:33,128
Latin. But, you know, from Spain.
266
00:17:41,803 --> 00:17:44,597
That's it. That's it.
267
00:17:46,474 --> 00:17:48,517
Oh, man, I am so glad you called.
268
00:17:48,684 --> 00:17:50,144
I really needed this.
269
00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,693
-So?
-So, what?
270
00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:00,487
What, there's nothing
you wanna talk about?
271
00:18:00,653 --> 00:18:02,553
I was honest with you the other night.
272
00:18:05,992 --> 00:18:08,411
-What, you telling me you're not using?
-What?
273
00:18:08,578 --> 00:18:12,664
You ran out of IHOP like you were on fire.
You were jonesing like a motherfucker.
274
00:18:13,457 --> 00:18:15,708
I was meeting a girl. We
were going to the track.
275
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:18,504
The Meadowlands. I didn't
wanna miss the last race.
276
00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:21,632
I am totally clean and sober.
277
00:18:21,798 --> 00:18:24,843
Jesus Christ. I was
positive you fucking slipped.
278
00:18:25,177 --> 00:18:27,678
Thank you, man. I
appreciate your concern.
279
00:18:32,350 --> 00:18:34,685
I could have saved you a trip.
280
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,063
I'll take your action.
281
00:18:37,271 --> 00:18:39,821
You'd take a dime each on
the Yankees and St. Louis?
282
00:18:40,733 --> 00:18:41,983
High roller.
283
00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:45,028
I just got a 3 grand residual
on a That's Life episode.
284
00:18:46,655 --> 00:18:49,449
What, that fake guinea-fest
with Paul Sorvino?
285
00:18:49,616 --> 00:18:52,118
That was totally unrealistic.
286
00:18:53,203 --> 00:18:54,162
[CAR ENGINE]
287
00:18:54,538 --> 00:18:57,790
-It's so dusty here.
-Yeah.
288
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:02,795
-Is that silk?
-It ain't Kleenex.
289
00:19:02,962 --> 00:19:04,838
It's linen.
290
00:19:06,048 --> 00:19:08,717
You know, you're very…
291
00:19:09,592 --> 00:19:12,387
I don't know, you got a lot of class.
292
00:19:13,388 --> 00:19:15,056
Just like your girlfriend.
293
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:20,228
Last Race Saturday!
294
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,316
He told me to look out,
so I sent her money.
295
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,359
Which is a lot more
than anybody else did.
296
00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:30,487
So you decide to keep
his end for yourself.
297
00:19:30,571 --> 00:19:33,907
Oh, I should give it to some
trollop, huh? I thought I had it coming.
298
00:19:33,991 --> 00:19:37,826
With Phil in the can for 20 years, who
do you think has been running that place?
299
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,621
Collecting the rent. Filing
the taxes. All that bullshit.
300
00:19:40,705 --> 00:19:44,083
Well, what about my share? All
those years I never saw a dime.
301
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:49,922
You're my father's
friend, Hesh. My friend.
302
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,173
I'm such a friend, how
come I never see you?
303
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:56,469
What? I see you. I'm fucking busy.
304
00:19:56,636 --> 00:19:59,836
Never too busy to call me at 2
a.m. to hear your problems though.
305
00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:01,766
One time that happened.
306
00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:04,102
My therapist was on vacation!
307
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:07,771
Listen, you want his end,
kid, you got it. It's 25 percent.
308
00:20:07,938 --> 00:20:10,774
The closing is not for two
weeks. And I would appreciate it
309
00:20:10,858 --> 00:20:14,208
if you call Phil and tell him he
should assume part of that burden.
310
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:18,574
Well, despite how you feel,
my father loved this woman.
311
00:20:18,741 --> 00:20:22,243
She's not such a bad
person. But I don't know…
312
00:20:22,493 --> 00:20:25,246
Something about her always
rubbed me the wrong way.
313
00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:27,289
Because she was rubbing him and not you.
314
00:20:27,373 --> 00:20:29,709
How long you known me, bub, huh?
315
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:32,295
She's a little pale for my taste.
316
00:20:38,717 --> 00:20:40,302
Mr. Patronella was last week.
317
00:20:40,469 --> 00:20:42,471
This is a different one.
318
00:20:43,096 --> 00:20:46,516
Yes, I'm aware he's been
to two funerals in a month.
319
00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:50,478
Well, people die, Counselor.
320
00:20:51,437 --> 00:20:54,649
The deceased in
question now, Mrs. Crilley
321
00:20:54,815 --> 00:20:58,069
was the sister of Mr. Soprano's cousin.
322
00:20:58,235 --> 00:20:59,945
By marriage.
323
00:21:01,614 --> 00:21:04,282
So she's not a blood relative
per se, are we quibbling now?
324
00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:07,160
For God's sake, the man
wants to pay his respects.
325
00:21:08,953 --> 00:21:12,916
Well, perhaps my next call should
be to Judge Runions, get him involved.
326
00:21:17,836 --> 00:21:21,215
Five hours. It's not a Hawaiian vacation.
327
00:21:21,382 --> 00:21:22,982
He'll attend the church service
328
00:21:23,092 --> 00:21:25,594
then pay his respects
to the family afterwards.
329
00:21:27,971 --> 00:21:31,684
Thank you, Counselor. We appreciate it.
330
00:21:33,685 --> 00:21:35,436
You're worth every fucking cent.
331
00:21:41,859 --> 00:21:44,862
They're gonna have Scottish
bagpipes at the funeral.
332
00:21:45,029 --> 00:21:47,406
It should be interesting.
333
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:53,954
[MUSIC PLAYING]
334
00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:03,879
Don Provolone, see that fucking game?
335
00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:06,257
Diet Coke and whatever he's having.
336
00:22:06,424 --> 00:22:08,217
Ginger ale?
337
00:22:09,552 --> 00:22:13,389
-Remind me to send Jeter a dozen roses.
-You wanna parlay it?
338
00:22:13,556 --> 00:22:16,906
I was thinking I'd go check out
that Indian casino, play some poker.
339
00:22:17,475 --> 00:22:19,769
You want in a real
game, I'll hook you up.
340
00:22:19,936 --> 00:22:23,398
High stakes, exclusive clientele.
341
00:22:24,190 --> 00:22:26,192
-David Lee Roth.
-I'll tell you, man.
342
00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:28,903
Playing cards, games of chance
343
00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:30,696
I never really dug it before.
344
00:22:30,863 --> 00:22:33,949
I was never that good at math,
but there's something about
345
00:22:34,116 --> 00:22:38,036
that excitement
that's so… I don't know.
346
00:22:40,748 --> 00:22:42,165
What is wrong? I win one bet
347
00:22:42,249 --> 00:22:45,042
-you look like you're gonna cry?
-I fucked up again.
348
00:22:47,044 --> 00:22:48,629
My super came by this morning…
349
00:22:48,713 --> 00:22:52,675
The fucking caulk around the toilet.
…he had some weed.
350
00:22:52,842 --> 00:22:55,845
You have gotta call
someone before you use.
351
00:22:56,012 --> 00:22:58,180
-Not after.
-I know, I know.
352
00:22:58,346 --> 00:23:01,182
I just wanted to see if I could
get high like a normal person.
353
00:23:01,266 --> 00:23:04,352
You're not normal. Neither of us are.
354
00:23:04,519 --> 00:23:07,522
And on top of that you ask
me to meet you at a bar?
355
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,444
Come here, you maniac.
356
00:23:13,944 --> 00:23:16,447
625K for the track…
357
00:23:16,614 --> 00:23:19,074
…plus all that land? That's it?
358
00:23:19,241 --> 00:23:22,327
Problem was the zoning restrictions.
We're lucky we got a buyer.
359
00:23:22,411 --> 00:23:23,954
Here's what I propose.
360
00:23:25,790 --> 00:23:27,874
Tony gets 150.
361
00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:29,793
Twenty-five percent comes from you.
362
00:23:29,959 --> 00:23:32,128
The other 75 percent
of that comes from Hesh.
363
00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:35,862
Jesus Christ, that's like 40 grand.
You gotta be fucking kidding me, John.
364
00:23:35,965 --> 00:23:37,467
Am I smiling?
365
00:23:41,011 --> 00:23:43,411
You got some balls, kid.
I'll give you that much.
366
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:45,448
You'll give me what
I tell you to give me.
367
00:23:45,532 --> 00:23:45,808
Tony.
368
00:23:45,974 --> 00:23:48,018
-Take it easy, take it easy.
-Fuck that.
369
00:23:48,185 --> 00:23:50,896
This ain't the '70s. And I'm not a kid.
370
00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,773
Relax, it's an expression.
371
00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:54,441
Well here's another expression:
372
00:23:54,525 --> 00:23:56,901
You got five days to give me my money.
373
00:23:57,985 --> 00:23:59,403
Come on.
374
00:24:06,285 --> 00:24:09,162
-That was out of line.
-Philly, he's a boss.
375
00:24:09,913 --> 00:24:12,582
Jersey? Come on, huh?
376
00:24:16,753 --> 00:24:19,798
Well, I talked to Phil and
Hesh about the racetrack.
377
00:24:19,965 --> 00:24:22,300
How bad did they bullshit you?
378
00:24:22,467 --> 00:24:24,468
Well, actually, we
straightened it all out.
379
00:24:24,552 --> 00:24:28,013
So when the sale goes through,
you're looking at a nice piece of change.
380
00:24:28,097 --> 00:24:30,099
-You're kidding?
-No.
381
00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:33,769
-Hey, that's wonderful.
-Yeah.
382
00:24:36,188 --> 00:24:38,606
I wanted to show you something.
383
00:24:39,232 --> 00:24:42,026
You were admiring my handkerchief.
384
00:24:53,912 --> 00:24:56,540
Check out the initials.
385
00:24:56,707 --> 00:24:59,501
JFK, holy shit! This was his?
386
00:25:00,711 --> 00:25:03,422
You know, I have a hat of his
387
00:25:03,589 --> 00:25:06,216
a captain's hat I bought at an auction.
388
00:25:06,382 --> 00:25:08,968
A lot of the friends don't
like him, you know, Ruby,
389
00:25:09,135 --> 00:25:12,763
and all that shit, but fuck,
I was in grammar school.
390
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,223
That's my lipstick.
391
00:25:16,225 --> 00:25:17,810
We had a little thing.
392
00:25:17,977 --> 00:25:20,729
-When he was president?
-March '61.
393
00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:23,398
Right before the Bay of Pigs.
394
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:26,192
I was at the Copa with a girlfriend.
395
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,321
I'm wearing a new sable
and we meet Lem Billings.
396
00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:34,075
Lem is a school friend of Jack's from
Choate, but of course we have no idea.
397
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:39,496
He insists that we join him for
some affair at the Pierre Hotel.
398
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,457
He won't take no.
399
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:46,086
He has a limo, we figure
what the hell, you know.
400
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,923
And we go over. And he tells us
401
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,257
he's taking us to the presidential suite.
402
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,761
So we get up, out of the elevator.
403
00:25:54,928 --> 00:26:00,099
We go in the suite. It is
crawling with models, celebrities.
404
00:26:00,266 --> 00:26:02,769
Peter Lawford, Sinatra.
405
00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:05,103
-Jackie Gleason.
-No shit.
406
00:26:05,270 --> 00:26:07,230
Yeah. I'm looking around,
407
00:26:07,397 --> 00:26:11,360
and I glance across the room and suddenly
408
00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:16,740
I am locking eyes with
John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
409
00:26:18,574 --> 00:26:21,285
Yeah, I mean he comes
over, he is a perfect gentleman.
410
00:26:21,452 --> 00:26:23,913
He takes my coat, he brings me a cocktail
411
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,623
introduces me around.
412
00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:28,041
And finally at the end
of the night, now get this:
413
00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:33,129
"In the interests of national
security," he says, he needs me to stay.
414
00:26:33,296 --> 00:26:36,675
Since I'm wearing a sable, he
needs to personally interview me.
415
00:26:36,841 --> 00:26:39,469
Make sure I'm not
working for the Russians.
416
00:26:40,303 --> 00:26:43,473
-He said that?
-Some line, huh?
417
00:26:45,558 --> 00:26:48,227
-Well, what was he…? What was he like?
-Wonderful.
418
00:26:48,394 --> 00:26:49,744
So were you two an item or…
419
00:26:49,895 --> 00:26:52,189
No, he called, but after all
420
00:26:52,356 --> 00:26:55,776
this man was the leader of
the free world, I mean, you know.
421
00:26:55,943 --> 00:26:59,071
I remember one weekend I
was supposed to go down to D.C.
422
00:26:59,238 --> 00:27:03,741
Stay at the Ritz-Carlton.
Last-minute emergency meeting.
423
00:27:03,908 --> 00:27:05,785
Steel workers are going on strike.
424
00:27:05,952 --> 00:27:07,952
So, what, it was just that one time or…?
425
00:27:10,415 --> 00:27:14,015
Except for, you know, after the Bay
of Pigs, he was probably pretty busy.
426
00:27:14,335 --> 00:27:18,839
I knew there were others. I mean,
Judy Campbell and Marilyn, of course.
427
00:27:19,006 --> 00:27:23,010
We had something special,
though. Crazy passion.
428
00:27:23,176 --> 00:27:26,013
That was something your
mother never understood.
429
00:27:26,179 --> 00:27:29,265
When you're married to a powerful man
430
00:27:29,432 --> 00:27:33,102
you damn well better
make him feel powerful.
431
00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:36,522
My mother?
432
00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:38,357
Please.
433
00:27:38,524 --> 00:27:41,068
I saw a picture of Livia
on New Years Eve.
434
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,779
She was dressed like a refugee.
435
00:27:48,283 --> 00:27:52,954
Listen, I think I'm gonna skip the
coffee. I got a meeting in the city.
436
00:27:53,121 --> 00:27:55,457
Are you…? You sure?
437
00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:59,251
Look
438
00:28:01,045 --> 00:28:02,755
consider this an advance.
439
00:28:02,921 --> 00:28:05,716
Get your phone turned
on and pay your rent.
440
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,886
Your dad would be so proud.
441
00:28:10,846 --> 00:28:12,221
He raised a real gentleman.
442
00:28:21,606 --> 00:28:23,649
You trying to buy this pot?
443
00:28:23,816 --> 00:28:27,194
Eight hundred and you'll know.
444
00:28:27,569 --> 00:28:29,446
Fuck.
445
00:28:32,616 --> 00:28:35,035
Cowboys and three little Indians.
446
00:28:36,203 --> 00:28:37,996
Fuck me.
447
00:28:41,749 --> 00:28:43,849
I got a lot of big people
coming next week.
448
00:28:46,337 --> 00:28:48,214
So when you write on TV
449
00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:51,842
what do they have, like, one guy
writes the words for Dylan McDermott,
450
00:28:51,926 --> 00:28:55,226
and one guy writes for Nicholson's
girlfriend, that the way it is?
451
00:28:56,012 --> 00:28:57,972
You write it all yourself.
452
00:28:58,598 --> 00:29:01,059
Interesting.
453
00:29:01,559 --> 00:29:03,603
So how you doing? You wanna take off?
454
00:29:04,229 --> 00:29:06,272
I'm getting killed here.
455
00:29:06,439 --> 00:29:08,608
I'm gonna go, I'm fucking shot.
456
00:29:08,775 --> 00:29:10,109
I'll call you tomorrow.
457
00:29:10,275 --> 00:29:12,945
-You wanna work out?
-Sure. Yeah, whatever.
458
00:29:13,278 --> 00:29:15,072
Four clubs to Joe Hollywood.
459
00:29:15,239 --> 00:29:17,825
Jack for the car-wash king.
460
00:29:17,991 --> 00:29:19,952
Ten for Mr. Vito.
461
00:29:24,455 --> 00:29:27,083
Show Valentina you love her.
462
00:29:40,887 --> 00:29:42,222
Come on.
463
00:29:48,145 --> 00:29:50,021
[DOOR OPENS]
464
00:29:56,944 --> 00:29:58,571
They were out of the Citrucel.
465
00:30:01,031 --> 00:30:02,908
Where you going?
466
00:30:03,617 --> 00:30:05,035
Gotta order some flowers.
467
00:30:05,202 --> 00:30:07,662
Sal from the dry cleaners, his kid died.
468
00:30:07,829 --> 00:30:10,957
Drowned in a Jacuzzi. Seven
years old, you believe it?
469
00:30:11,124 --> 00:30:13,501
Fucking tragedy.
470
00:30:17,297 --> 00:30:18,715
[DOOR OPENS]
471
00:30:19,674 --> 00:30:21,008
[PHONE RINGS]
472
00:30:24,511 --> 00:30:26,805
-Harold Melvoin.
-It's me.
473
00:30:26,972 --> 00:30:29,433
I got another funeral. A kid.
474
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,268
His father does my shirts.
475
00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:33,436
Corrado, it has to be a relative.
476
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,521
It is a relative, goddamn it.
477
00:30:35,688 --> 00:30:38,565
My old man came over with
this kid's great, great grandfather.
478
00:30:38,649 --> 00:30:41,693
-The guy had a clubfoot.
-That's rather tenuous, don't you think?
479
00:30:41,777 --> 00:30:44,196
The whole village of
Avellino settled in this area.
480
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,865
We gotta be related somewhere.
481
00:30:46,032 --> 00:30:47,867
-Corrado.
-Corrado, my balls.
482
00:30:48,034 --> 00:30:51,161
I gotta get out of this house.
I'm going fucking stir-crazy.
483
00:30:51,953 --> 00:30:54,206
Seventh Street, coming out.
484
00:30:54,456 --> 00:30:55,957
[DOOR KNOCKING]
485
00:30:59,878 --> 00:31:02,380
Holy shit. You're still here?
486
00:31:03,547 --> 00:31:06,147
-Called you all day yesterday.
-We're in a hand here.
487
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,387
-What do you wanna do?
-Fold.
488
00:31:13,641 --> 00:31:16,727
Here, fuck it. I'm all in.
489
00:31:18,895 --> 00:31:21,272
-Call.
-Pair of tens.
490
00:31:22,232 --> 00:31:24,525
Flush. Caught it on the river.
491
00:31:24,901 --> 00:31:29,155
Motherfucking fuck.
492
00:31:32,908 --> 00:31:34,326
How bad?
493
00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:36,119
He owes the house 57.
494
00:31:36,286 --> 00:31:38,247
Thousand?
495
00:31:46,254 --> 00:31:48,256
What, are you fucking crazy?
496
00:31:48,422 --> 00:31:50,424
Define crazy.
497
00:31:51,259 --> 00:31:53,468
I'm good for it. I'm up
for this Dick Wolf thing.
498
00:31:53,552 --> 00:31:56,276
If I get on staff it's
like a month's salary.
499
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,557
Well, how about this fucking month?
500
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,800
Hey, you think you
could spot me for a while?
501
00:32:02,894 --> 00:32:05,981
I got some child support too.
502
00:32:09,067 --> 00:32:11,767
I'll cover this, I'll give
you 3 grand for incidentals.
503
00:32:11,903 --> 00:32:13,780
That's 60,000 altogether.
504
00:32:13,947 --> 00:32:16,907
-I only been up two days, I can still add.
-Good.
505
00:32:17,074 --> 00:32:20,577
Then add two points every
week till I'm paid in fucking full.
506
00:32:20,744 --> 00:32:23,079
-You're charging me vig?
-On top of the principle.
507
00:32:23,163 --> 00:32:27,376
It's compounded if you're late.
That's 1200 one week from today.
508
00:32:27,543 --> 00:32:30,461
Don't give me that look.
This is your problem.
509
00:32:30,628 --> 00:32:33,214
I will not fucking enable you.
510
00:32:36,175 --> 00:32:38,177
[MUSIC PLAYS]
511
00:32:47,561 --> 00:32:49,146
There he is. Philly.
512
00:32:52,983 --> 00:32:54,818
Phil?
513
00:32:56,737 --> 00:33:00,156
-Phil, where you going?
-I gotta meet John down the restaurant.
514
00:33:00,323 --> 00:33:02,116
You fucking cocksucker.
515
00:33:37,524 --> 00:33:41,110
Where you gonna go, huh?
516
00:33:41,569 --> 00:33:42,987
You motherfucker.
517
00:33:54,207 --> 00:33:57,793
-Jesus Christ. Mister, you okay in there?
-Oh, my neck.
518
00:33:58,877 --> 00:34:01,797
You all right? You run from
me, you fucking cocksucker?
519
00:34:01,963 --> 00:34:04,049
Where's my fucking money?
520
00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:06,259
I'll get it, I'll get it. My neck, Tony.
521
00:34:06,426 --> 00:34:08,844
-What, do you think I'm an asshole, huh?
-No, no, no.
522
00:34:08,928 --> 00:34:10,328
-No, Tony.
-I can't hear you.
523
00:34:10,471 --> 00:34:12,640
No, please. Tony.
524
00:34:13,974 --> 00:34:16,352
You got 24 hours.
525
00:34:19,313 --> 00:34:22,191
Called 911, they're on
their way. He's all right.
526
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,321
Oh, my God.
527
00:34:31,074 --> 00:34:34,369
-Oh, my baby.
-Take her upstairs, Andy.
528
00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:38,753
She should probably take one of
those tranquilizers her mother gave her.
529
00:34:46,088 --> 00:34:50,342
-We should go, Junior.
-Relax. We just got here.
530
00:34:50,509 --> 00:34:53,261
Chicken's nice and spicy, huh?
531
00:35:12,612 --> 00:35:16,575
I know you're in there, you're
casting a shadow over the peephole.
532
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:20,828
Hey.
533
00:35:21,662 --> 00:35:24,582
-What, are you ducking me?
-No. What are you…?
534
00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:28,461
I thought you were this
girl. She's a pain in the ass.
535
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:31,797
So, what the fuck? Where you been?
536
00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:35,341
Working, man. I got those TV
pitch meetings. I was gonna call you.
537
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,260
Yeah, so why didn't you?
538
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,934
All right, look, you want the truth?
539
00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:47,812
-I was away. I went to AC.
-Where's my money?
540
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,772
-I don't have it yet.
-But you went to AC?
541
00:35:50,939 --> 00:35:54,151
I have a meeting next
week with Rene Balcer.
542
00:35:56,069 --> 00:35:58,155
Dick Wolf's right-hand guy.
543
00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:01,325
He likes my stuff, he told my
agent. I'm gonna be on staff.
544
00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:04,285
I got out of that business
because people fuck you over.
545
00:36:04,452 --> 00:36:05,828
Jon Favreau?
546
00:36:05,995 --> 00:36:08,080
Faggot cocksucker
tried to steal my ideas.
547
00:36:08,247 --> 00:36:10,666
Bro, listen. I swear on all that's holy
548
00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:13,460
-I'll have your money next week.
-That wasn't the deal.
549
00:36:13,544 --> 00:36:16,005
I'll be back tomorrow.
Don't make me a jerk off.
550
00:36:19,925 --> 00:36:22,928
Damn, I'm happy. Get a load of these.
551
00:36:23,929 --> 00:36:29,184
My new kicks. Bottega Veneta,
marked down to only 600.
552
00:36:30,185 --> 00:36:32,185
Thought you were paying your phone bill.
553
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,022
I should have, I know,
554
00:36:35,189 --> 00:36:37,942
but it's been so long
since I've been able to
555
00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:39,360
treat myself.
556
00:36:39,693 --> 00:36:40,778
[MUSIC PLAYS]
557
00:36:42,613 --> 00:36:44,740
Oh, thanks.
558
00:36:46,991 --> 00:36:48,618
So
559
00:36:48,785 --> 00:36:51,287
Turns out my Uncle Zio's going downhill.
560
00:36:51,788 --> 00:36:55,207
The day we met, I told you, we were
there at the cemetery to bury his wife.
561
00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:56,709
My Aunt Concetta.
562
00:36:57,460 --> 00:37:00,212
Seventy years they were together.
563
00:37:00,963 --> 00:37:02,965
Poor guy's taking it very hard.
564
00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:15,476
My knight in shining armor.
565
00:37:22,650 --> 00:37:24,569
So?
566
00:37:26,487 --> 00:37:28,489
-Yeah, good morning to you too.
-You got it?
567
00:37:28,573 --> 00:37:32,075
Jesus. You are a fucking trip.
568
00:37:32,576 --> 00:37:35,412
I'm J.T. by the way.
569
00:37:35,579 --> 00:37:38,080
What is this, Pulp Fiction?
Am I supposed to be afraid?
570
00:37:38,164 --> 00:37:41,167
-I don't know, I didn't see it.
-You're really being a prick, huh?
571
00:37:41,251 --> 00:37:43,668
I told you, I need more
time, I don't have the money.
572
00:37:43,752 --> 00:37:46,297
-Then fucking get it.
-Chris, you know me.
573
00:37:46,463 --> 00:37:49,633
What could you possibly do to me
that I haven't already been through?
574
00:37:49,717 --> 00:37:52,261
I'm positive we'll think of something.
575
00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:55,556
My God.
576
00:38:06,941 --> 00:38:10,111
And 66 years after
taking those sacred vows:
577
00:38:10,695 --> 00:38:12,362
"Till death do us part"
578
00:38:12,529 --> 00:38:15,282
Concetta left him and went home to God.
579
00:38:16,450 --> 00:38:20,120
In the two weeks that followed,
Nicolo struggled without her
580
00:38:20,287 --> 00:38:24,166
finally succumbing to irredeemable loss.
581
00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:29,462
The enormity of his grief
can hardly be imagined.
582
00:38:30,338 --> 00:38:33,924
How much they went through together.
583
00:38:34,091 --> 00:38:36,844
Seeing their children grow.
584
00:38:37,011 --> 00:38:42,057
And looking joyfully on, as
their grandchildren had children.
585
00:38:42,432 --> 00:38:45,018
Sickness and health.
586
00:38:45,518 --> 00:38:46,811
Good times and bad.
587
00:38:46,978 --> 00:38:50,231
But through it all, one
thing remained constant:
588
00:38:50,815 --> 00:38:52,734
They had each other.
589
00:38:53,318 --> 00:38:57,237
It was Nicolo's love for Concetta
that made him leave this earth
590
00:38:57,404 --> 00:39:00,574
a mere 15 days after she left him.
591
00:39:00,741 --> 00:39:03,744
We take comfort knowing
they're together again
592
00:39:03,911 --> 00:39:05,996
seated at the foot of our Lord.
593
00:39:07,373 --> 00:39:10,458
Let us join together in prayer.
594
00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:12,335
-Hail Mary…
-Full of grace
595
00:39:12,794 --> 00:39:14,629
the Lord is with thee.
596
00:39:14,796 --> 00:39:17,173
Blessed art thou among women,
597
00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:20,343
and blessed is the
fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
598
00:39:20,510 --> 00:39:23,095
Holy Mary, Mother of God
599
00:39:23,261 --> 00:39:27,224
pray for us sinners now,
and at the hour of our death.
600
00:39:27,391 --> 00:39:28,850
Amen.
601
00:39:30,018 --> 00:39:31,561
-What's the matter?
-Our Father…
602
00:39:31,645 --> 00:39:33,438
-This fucking shit.
-Who art in heaven…
603
00:39:33,522 --> 00:39:35,440
-Hallowed be Thy Name.
-What's the point?
604
00:39:35,524 --> 00:39:36,899
-Thy Kingdom come.
-Uncle Jun.
605
00:39:36,983 --> 00:39:38,833
-Thy Will be done…
-I can't take it.
606
00:39:38,984 --> 00:39:40,277
…on earth as it is in Heaven.
607
00:39:40,361 --> 00:39:41,778
You need to lower your voice.
608
00:39:41,862 --> 00:39:44,365
Give us this day our daily bread.
609
00:39:44,532 --> 00:39:46,701
And forgive us our trespasses
610
00:39:46,867 --> 00:39:50,830
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
611
00:39:50,996 --> 00:39:53,206
It's a fucking Emmy.
612
00:39:53,832 --> 00:39:55,291
And it's gold-plated.
613
00:39:56,710 --> 00:39:58,420
Then melt it down, man.
614
00:39:58,586 --> 00:40:03,007
-Look, I told you $15.
-Oh, fuck, man, come on.
615
00:40:03,174 --> 00:40:05,719
This is, like, huge, this shit.
616
00:40:06,301 --> 00:40:09,304
If you had an Oscar, maybe I
could give you a little something.
617
00:40:09,388 --> 00:40:11,640
An Academy Award. But TV?
618
00:40:13,559 --> 00:40:15,728
-What else you got?
-I don't know.
619
00:40:16,103 --> 00:40:22,567
-I got a laptop in my car.
-Yeah, okay. Cool. I'll check that out.
620
00:40:37,247 --> 00:40:40,000
From your friend. All 1200.
621
00:40:41,251 --> 00:40:42,502
He give you a hard time?
622
00:40:42,919 --> 00:40:45,422
Hardest thing was keeping him awake.
623
00:40:45,589 --> 00:40:50,217
-He's hitting the vein, nodding out.
-Son of a fucking bitch.
624
00:40:54,096 --> 00:40:55,931
Cheers.
625
00:41:00,227 --> 00:41:02,480
I'm grilling us some fillet mignon.
626
00:41:02,646 --> 00:41:05,523
And you take a load off.
627
00:41:13,156 --> 00:41:15,450
Here, this is the money from the closing.
628
00:41:15,617 --> 00:41:19,745
-The racetrack. It's 150 grand.
-That's great.
629
00:41:20,162 --> 00:41:21,580
How's your pal, Hesh?
630
00:41:21,997 --> 00:41:24,833
-Good.
-I remember once
631
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,544
your dad and I drove down the shore.
632
00:41:27,711 --> 00:41:31,839
Hesh had rented a place at Point
Pleasant. It was right before Labor Day.
633
00:41:32,006 --> 00:41:33,382
Actually
634
00:41:33,549 --> 00:41:35,551
it was a couple of months before he died.
635
00:41:35,635 --> 00:41:39,096
We stopped at a liquor store, he
had to pee, I needed some cigarettes.
636
00:41:39,263 --> 00:41:42,308
And anyway, the man
behind the counter was blind.
637
00:41:42,475 --> 00:41:46,144
-Your dad looks at him…
-Oh, wait a minute.
638
00:41:46,812 --> 00:41:50,440
-This is after my dad got sick?
-Yeah.
639
00:41:50,607 --> 00:41:52,483
Dad caught emphysema, you kept smoking?
640
00:41:52,567 --> 00:41:56,947
-He didn't mind.
-He could barely breathe.
641
00:41:57,113 --> 00:41:59,323
We had the oxygen tent
set up right in the house.
642
00:41:59,407 --> 00:42:01,408
I mean, Jesus Christ,
even my mother quit.
643
00:42:01,492 --> 00:42:04,954
I offered to stop. I mean…
And he didn't want me to.
644
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,665
He was fine with it, really.
645
00:42:07,832 --> 00:42:11,085
All right, whatever. Finish your story.
646
00:42:11,252 --> 00:42:12,503
It was dumb.
647
00:42:12,670 --> 00:42:16,673
Your dad got the guy to
give us some champagne.
648
00:42:26,391 --> 00:42:30,686
Water chestnuts wrapped in bacon,
649
00:42:30,853 --> 00:42:34,022
and dip them in the duck sauce.
650
00:42:34,189 --> 00:42:36,358
All right.
651
00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:44,448
Delicious.
652
00:42:46,576 --> 00:42:47,827
So, what's in the bag?
653
00:42:51,038 --> 00:42:54,417
Yeah, I wanted to show you this.
654
00:42:55,918 --> 00:42:58,420
It's the hat I told you about.
655
00:42:58,587 --> 00:42:59,880
JFK's.
656
00:43:00,046 --> 00:43:03,049
Oh, my goodness.
657
00:43:03,216 --> 00:43:05,385
Look at this.
658
00:43:05,886 --> 00:43:07,345
-May I?
-Yeah.
659
00:43:18,397 --> 00:43:24,778
Happy birthday To you
660
00:43:25,571 --> 00:43:27,739
Happy birthday
661
00:43:28,364 --> 00:43:31,910
To you
662
00:43:33,077 --> 00:43:40,077
Happy birthday Mr. President
663
00:43:42,753 --> 00:43:49,753
Happy birthday To you
664
00:44:02,438 --> 00:44:05,024
I met with the Dick Wolf guy.
665
00:44:05,191 --> 00:44:07,944
They hired some kid from Yale.
666
00:44:08,110 --> 00:44:12,322
Plus, now the money I owe you.
667
00:44:13,281 --> 00:44:14,866
My ex-fucking-wife.
668
00:44:15,033 --> 00:44:17,410
How many times have you shot up?
669
00:44:18,411 --> 00:44:20,121
Five, six.
670
00:44:21,164 --> 00:44:24,124
I thought I had it
under control. I lost it.
671
00:44:24,291 --> 00:44:25,960
You stupid fuck.
672
00:44:26,126 --> 00:44:28,086
You were doing so good,
now you fucked it all up.
673
00:44:28,170 --> 00:44:30,255
Where do you get the right?
674
00:44:30,422 --> 00:44:34,259
We're in the program. You're gonna
use, why didn't you call your sponsor?
675
00:44:34,426 --> 00:44:37,226
-I couldn't get him.
-So why the fuck didn't you call me?
676
00:44:43,685 --> 00:44:47,855
Yeah, but I don't fucking
live with my mistress.
677
00:44:48,481 --> 00:44:50,566
I mean, his fucking slippers?
678
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:53,819
Go on.
679
00:44:54,653 --> 00:44:57,197
Well, when I left there
680
00:44:58,407 --> 00:45:00,117
I started thinking about it.
681
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,540
When I was, I don't know, 16 years old
682
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,251
my son's age.
683
00:45:11,127 --> 00:45:15,464
I came home from school and there
was this note from my Aunt Quin.
684
00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:22,470
My mother had been pregnant with
another kid after my sister Barbara.
685
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:25,473
"Change of life baby"
they called it and…
686
00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:28,893
Well, she started bleeding.
687
00:45:30,812 --> 00:45:33,812
I was supposed to find my father
and get him over there ASAP.
688
00:45:34,273 --> 00:45:37,317
I called every number I had.
I left messages all over town.
689
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:46,493
And finally that night, about
10:00, he called me back.
690
00:45:46,952 --> 00:45:48,162
[PHONE RINGS]
691
00:45:51,873 --> 00:45:55,126
-Hello?
-Anthony, what's the matter?
692
00:45:55,293 --> 00:45:56,586
Ma's in the hospital.
693
00:45:56,753 --> 00:46:00,631
I think she was… She
was bleeding. The baby.
694
00:46:00,798 --> 00:46:03,800
Jesus Christ.
695
00:46:04,342 --> 00:46:07,846
Oh, shit.
696
00:46:10,474 --> 00:46:11,516
Okay, pal.
697
00:46:11,683 --> 00:46:14,436
The lamb chops are gonna be overcooked.
698
00:46:15,979 --> 00:46:17,605
I'm tied up.
699
00:46:17,772 --> 00:46:20,222
But I'm gonna get over
to the hospital right away.
700
00:46:21,025 --> 00:46:22,902
He came and got me the next morning.
701
00:46:25,404 --> 00:46:27,823
We went over to the hospital.
702
00:46:28,115 --> 00:46:29,742
Walked into her room.
703
00:46:29,909 --> 00:46:33,161
-You're okay, baby, you're okay.
-No, you're okay!
704
00:46:33,328 --> 00:46:36,206
Your life is just so wonderful and okay.
705
00:46:36,372 --> 00:46:38,083
Li.
706
00:46:40,585 --> 00:46:43,171
Where were you last night?
707
00:46:44,923 --> 00:46:47,341
I was at the Yankee game.
708
00:46:47,591 --> 00:46:49,468
You were with that whore.
709
00:46:49,635 --> 00:46:54,056
-What do you take me for, an idiot?
-No, Li, that's not true.
710
00:46:54,223 --> 00:46:57,184
I picked up Anthony from
school, we went to the game.
711
00:46:57,351 --> 00:46:58,769
Nicky gave us the tickets.
712
00:46:58,936 --> 00:47:03,397
-You're a goddamn liar.
-I swear to God, Li, the car broke down.
713
00:47:03,564 --> 00:47:07,944
The timing belt. We had
to stay at Cousin Jimmy's.
714
00:47:08,111 --> 00:47:11,072
Madonna, when we got
home and saw that note…
715
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,116
I was worried sick.
716
00:47:13,282 --> 00:47:16,284
Ask Anthony, you don't believe me.
717
00:47:20,914 --> 00:47:23,750
Where were you last night, Anthony?
718
00:47:27,796 --> 00:47:29,380
We were at Cousin Jimmy's, Ma.
719
00:47:34,093 --> 00:47:36,011
She could have fucking died.
720
00:47:36,178 --> 00:47:38,222
You know, from her miscarriage.
721
00:47:51,651 --> 00:47:55,655
-Fuck her.
-Was there any blame on his part?
722
00:47:55,822 --> 00:47:57,406
This man you emulate?
723
00:47:58,782 --> 00:48:02,619
The lies? The betrayals with other women?
724
00:48:06,999 --> 00:48:09,168
Listen to me.
725
00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:12,378
This is very important:
Your mother had her faults.
726
00:48:12,545 --> 00:48:16,215
But after all this time, what
should we do with the old woman?
727
00:48:16,382 --> 00:48:18,634
Have an auto-da-fé?
728
00:48:18,801 --> 00:48:20,887
Burn her at the stake?
729
00:48:23,681 --> 00:48:26,683
You need to forgive her and move on.
730
00:48:34,691 --> 00:48:36,526
She made my father give my dog away.
731
00:48:36,693 --> 00:48:38,862
I thought your father
was a big tough guy.
732
00:48:39,029 --> 00:48:41,655
He probably didn't wanna
hear her bullshit anymore.
733
00:48:43,657 --> 00:48:46,535
He gave my dog away to his
girlfriend's kid. Big fucking deal.
734
00:48:46,619 --> 00:48:48,537
If it was up to her
735
00:48:49,038 --> 00:48:51,332
she would have had it killed.
736
00:49:03,593 --> 00:49:05,803
All right, thanks.
737
00:49:07,263 --> 00:49:11,558
Book value's 17 grand. I'll
knock that off the principle.
738
00:49:14,561 --> 00:49:16,605
I fucking love this car.
739
00:49:16,772 --> 00:49:19,316
So you'll get another one.
740
00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:27,907
Is that your sponsor?
741
00:49:30,326 --> 00:49:34,413
I'll see you when you get out of rehab.
We'll figure out the rest of the payments.
742
00:49:35,831 --> 00:49:39,501
You can do this, man.
I have faith in you.
743
00:49:40,961 --> 00:49:43,838
There's no chemical
solution to a spiritual problem.
744
00:50:04,275 --> 00:50:07,777
It could have been
another TIA, it's hard to tell.
745
00:50:07,944 --> 00:50:10,405
Was any of this accompanied
by a lapse in memory?
746
00:50:13,950 --> 00:50:15,451
I don't know.
747
00:50:15,618 --> 00:50:18,287
Had you brought him in right
away, I might have answers.
748
00:50:18,371 --> 00:50:23,542
That medicine stopped working.
I took more and it didn't do shit.
749
00:50:23,709 --> 00:50:25,127
I'm like the walking dead.
750
00:50:25,294 --> 00:50:29,005
Medication's like cooking, sometimes
we just need to adjust the ingredients.
751
00:50:29,089 --> 00:50:32,384
Who gives a shit? I'm so fucking blue.
752
00:50:32,551 --> 00:50:36,846
Well, what do you expect? All
you do is go to funerals all the time.
753
00:50:38,306 --> 00:50:43,269
I'm trapped. What's the goddamn
point? Goddamn house arrest.
754
00:50:47,815 --> 00:50:50,442
My life is only death.
755
00:50:50,734 --> 00:50:53,153
I'm living in a grave.
756
00:50:54,321 --> 00:50:56,990
I beat prison, and for what?
757
00:50:57,157 --> 00:50:59,492
I have no children.
758
00:51:01,036 --> 00:51:03,287
Would somebody please explain this to me?
759
00:51:07,833 --> 00:51:09,251
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760
00:51:11,086 --> 00:51:13,172
So Hesh tells me
761
00:51:13,339 --> 00:51:14,840
you met your dad's
goomar.
762
00:51:18,051 --> 00:51:19,969
Yeah.
763
00:51:22,263 --> 00:51:24,213
You had to see this woman in her prime.
764
00:51:25,808 --> 00:51:27,935
-Nice, huh?
-Nice?
765
00:51:28,102 --> 00:51:31,104
She was JFK's girlfriend
for, like, three years.
766
00:51:31,271 --> 00:51:32,773
No shit?
767
00:51:32,939 --> 00:51:36,985
-Right, I remember hearing about her.
-Fucking knockout. Beautiful. Classy.
768
00:51:37,652 --> 00:51:39,738
JFK, huh?
769
00:51:39,905 --> 00:51:41,239
How do you like that?
770
00:51:43,575 --> 00:51:45,909
He'd have her up to the
White House on the weekends
771
00:51:45,993 --> 00:51:47,543
when his wife was out of town.
772
00:51:51,624 --> 00:51:55,878
This woman was like a… Like a princess.
773
00:52:00,465 --> 00:52:02,008
I'll tell you what:
774
00:52:02,175 --> 00:52:04,594
For a while there
775
00:52:04,761 --> 00:52:07,011
Jackie Kennedy thought
the marriage was over.
776
00:52:38,876 --> 00:52:41,087
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