Original subtitles

'Thanks to all Magazines, Television, Websites, FM Radio and all media people'

'Hey wait! My leader will be here soon'

- 'We will do that, shut up - Come on, I say'

What can you do, da?

[overlap of angry voices]

Come on, face off We can handle anything

Why fight when you should be studying?!

Gokul, call back our gang

- May blow up into a bigger issue - Let it happen, Isai

Only then this will end

All these days he was pestering you and we were there to take care of you

Today is the last day of college

How do you know he won't pester you again?

What will you do then?

'Let's end this...nuisance!'

Sunil, let's end this problem today Find out where he's hiding

How long should we wait? Did they run away through the back gate?

Hey dude! Heard that?!

Who? You think he won't be back for the last day of college?

To create a ruckus? They are sure to come

I'm so worried this will blow up into a nasty problem

Isn't Honest your friend too? Tell him not to create any problem

Did you hear the sound? Your opponent is here

Honest is 'weight' Himalayala's height

Honest is 'weight'

Hey, barbie groups What's the noise here?

By the way, where is my barbie?

Eh! Come

'Why is my sweety sitting here?'

Oh!

Safety not to get tanned in the sun, uh?

Let it be!

Hey, give me that gift

'Dude, come on'

What, guys? Protection?

Who will protect her more than me, you pinky blinders?

Shall I begin?

Many more happy returns-

Um...er-

I'm in love with you, Isai

Accepting my offer?

'She won't accept it'

Didn't I tell you she's in love with me?

Give me a high five Next month is our wedding

Hey! Live it up

Howzaat!

- Hey! - Dai!

That's it, face the music now

Why are you fighting? Calm down, all of you

Stop it!

Why are you raising your voice? You think I'll get scared if you yell?

- Huh? - What, Isai?

He's been in love with you for the past 4 years

You are acting so pricey

Don't use bad language to my girl, Kumki

Extremely sorry, bro

He is saying 'loving you' Why aren't you returning his love?

- Who...this chap? - Yes

He is in love with me for 4 years?

- He was torturing me in the name of love - Correct!

One day...have you let me be in peace for just 1 day?

Wherever I go you follow me like my shadow

Telling everyone in college I am your girl and irritating me

All you have done to me is what all a girl doesn't like from a boy

What else have you done, tell me?

Whaaat? He has done so much for you

What more do you expect?

- This is love, Isai - Listen

I did not even do this for my girl

Instead of reciprocating you're acting so arrogant!

Honest Raj, earn a good name at least when you pass out of college

Why do you pick up a fight unnecessarily?

Don't call me Honest Raj

Call me 'Fearless boys leader', you...fool!

This is you!

This is all you know, if you look at a girl as a glam doll

I'll start cussing you, better go

Talk, let me see what happens

[overlap of angry voices]

Stop it, guys Listen to me, Honest

Put an end to this Don't go overboard

If you keep pestering Isai hereafter action will speak louder than words!

- Mind it - Oh!

No words, only action, huh?

What is your final answer?

- She is saying 'No' - HEY!

Will you love me or not?

I can have a bet with you

No girl will love you ever in her life

Honest Raj till the very end will be a zero in love and life

Even if you die I won't love you

- Got it? - Even if I die?

[whispering]

'Did you understand anything?'

Even if I die, you won't

I will die, di

Isai, he's threatening to die? What if he really dies?!

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

- Adjust your 'veshti' properly - Can't you hear all of us?

Lower your 'veshti' You're giving a free show!

- Shut up - Honest, get down

Hey, stop it everybody

Our dude has something to say

AIT Engineering College students

Keep in mind what Isai just said

In 4 years

What's the count? In just 4 years

I'll find the love of my life more beautiful than her

I'll find a job which pays more than what she makes

I'll prove to her I'm a hero and not a zero

I'll make her tell all of you 'I regret missing Honest as my boyfriend'

If that doesn't happen

I swear on my father Chockalingam

I'll be her housekeeper for life

[Indistinct chatter]

That's it Hit them black and blue

Hit the Pinky 'Blinders' on their head

Bash them Don't spare them

Let go of the ladies Go...go...go

Hit that Maths teacher

Don't hurt PT sir He's one of us

Drive them away

'Fearless Boys'

'Assemble'

Burn down the college!

Prema!

How will I live without you, Prema?

Why are you ditching me?

Please, don't go

Come back to me

'Handcuffed to' Rajkumar B.E

Handcuff me, dear

Handcuff me O' Prema!

I loved you for 2 years and you are going away without giving me an answer

What will I do now?

Honest, what are you doing here all alone?

Just like that

'Instead of sitting here why can't you help Prema with wedding chores?'

'Poor girl! She has no siblings'

Honest, tell me if you're going to the shop I'll give you money, get me some eggs

Okay

- For your husband? - Yes, dear

[continues wailing]

Prema!

Not knowing my situation my neighbors are making me run errands

Will this happen if you were here?

I'll end this now I can't take it anymore

I'll end this

Hey! Honest

All of you, stand right there

If you come close, that's it

I want to kill myself

I am done with this life

Why is he threatening to die holding a slice of bread?

Are you confused why I'm eating bread while dying?

Lord of death Yama can be inside this slice too!

You're wrong in thinking it's a veg sandwich

There is rat poison sandwiched here

If I eat this chapter closed!

RIP, 'Kanchana' part 5

Love never ends...!

- Hey! Stop him - Let go of me

Jaba Kumar, I want to die

- Hold his hand - Let go of me

What do you want me to listen to?

She is getting married What do I achieve being alive?

There should be a similar canopy here too

And stick a 10x10 condolence poster

Only then we'll be quits

'Good news!'

Why is he talking like a mental case?

Who is 'mental' here?

I loved her for 2 long years, da

It was one sided love for 2 years and now being a Drama King!

Pipe down! This is all the respect you deserve

Why won't you talk

You went behind Kanaka for 4 years

Then...what? Had your fun?!

He who has teeth feasts on a sweet!

You can feast But I am not like that

Even if one sided love is always love

- Aha! - Evangeline Paul in school

4 years What, Jaba Kumar?

Church Father's daughter

The Lord Jesus knows how much I loved her

Till the end, she left without reciprocating

In college, Isai for 4 years

I get it

Not what you think

- She didn't let me play - That's what I said

Now 2 years Premalatha

She knows how much I love her But still she is marrying someone else

All girls are the same

- My nose hair is turning grey! - Stop blaming girls all the time

I saw her in the evening

She was sitting all alone on the terrace, rubbing her eyes

She may have been forced to get married, eh?

Jaba Kumar

- Our Prema? - Yes

- 'Our' Prema sounds good - Did she cry?

- Jesus, save me! - I know...I know

I know very well

- Love has bloomed in Premalatha's heart - Fat hopes!

2 days ago, she conveyed through her eyes

'Don't leave me, Honest'

This thick skull did not understand

Being in love is new to me, right? That's why I was clueless

- Wonder what he will do now - Meditation...peace!

[mobile ringing]

Phone...unknown number

Jaba, maybe Prema?

May be!

Her father would've hit her and taken her phone away

She is secretly calling me from her friend's phone

- 'Calling from Life Insurance' - Prema, I'm coming

'Can I explain in 2 minutes?'

- It didn't break - 'Sir, are you on the line?'

Get a wedding chain!

How many times to tell you I have a boyfriend?

Pcccht! Why are you torturing me like this?

- Madcap! - Hey! Appa will be home anytime

Where are you off to? Hey Honest

Why is he jumping like a monkey?

What are you doing here? Get up and come upstairs

Like 'appalam' is ideal combo for 'payasam'

You must add butter to curd rice

Wait let me get some butter

'Compound wall!'

Hey Honest

Wedding is about to be cancelled

Look, he's jumping around without wearing his underwear!

'Guess what we will be doing at this time tomorrow?'

One track mind is what you have!

'I won't be able to talk to you like this hereafter, no?'

Prema

- Who is that, Prema? - 1 minute

- Prema - What are you doing here?

Your Honest is here for you

Jaba Kumar just told me

You don't have to accept this groom under duress

You have bottled so much love in your heart

You could have told me

Where will I go?

I was right here 'Fast' is 'Fast'!

It isn't the end of the world now

To decide we both can travel lifelong together

You still have 'timings'

- Starts now - Hey!

Don't be a moron

This is not an arranged marriage

Love cum arranged

Raju and I are in love for the past 1 year

My mistake...my fault...I'm to blame

My mistake I didn't come earlier

But for that reason don't lie to me like this

I kept watching you from my house

It didn't seem like you were in love with anybody

Don't behave like a lunatic!

Even if invasion of my privacy it's okay

I'm showing it to din sense into your head

Look at my WhatsApp chat

'You will ignore me once we have a baby, wifey?'

'Choti, you will be on one side and our baby in the other'

'Okay, will you come on a video call?'

For God's sake change your thought, a girl will behave same way at work and at home

We behave like that, right?

I'll break this phone and cut his contact

Madcap, get lost!

- 'You and your stupid face' - Listen

I'm giving you a last chance

- Loves or not? - Clear out!

'Okay, let me sleep'

'Anyway I know you won't let me sleep tomorrow night'

[wailing]

[whistling casually]

Where did you go?

Prema...I mean-

I have a friend called Prem Kumar

He called me for discussing about an interview

So I went and helped him out

'Prem Kumar' in the opposite house?

Opposite house?

Mummy, what is father saying?

Is there a Prem Kumar in the opposite house?

Sorry

I don't know

Mummy, that sweet-

Dear...wait

Amma, tell him not to hit me

Prem Kumar indeed!

- He is innocent, dear - Love...love, huh?

- Amma, let him learn a lesson - Appa...pa...it hurts

Atrocious behavior!

Don't run Don't you run!

Amma, grab your 'Mark Henry'

'Let go of my pant'

- 'What did he do?' - He deserves it, amma

Come out, you'll get it from me

'She was hitting on my boy, you know? - Don't defend him, ma

Prema

This fellow again! Yuck!

Reduce the volume, da

It is Shanthi's TV next door

He is watching at a low volume

'It has been a week since Shanthi akka went to Tirupati'

'Stop supporting him'

- See you, ma - Do your exam well

'Or my broom will speak!'

If you keep watching TV 24x7 your life will progress well!

I know how to take care of my life

Big talk from a dog which can not differentiate meat and ginger in its food

Why do you always yell at him?

You were complaining of acidity

I made nightshade greens specially, eat, don't waste

Come here

My stomach burn can't be healed with nightshade leaves

'Ask him to swallow a few ice cubes'

Honest, eat before you step out

Food is the last thing on my mind!

"He is a cool cat who has fun all around"

"Even if he is derided by the entire town he is a cool cat who has fun all around"

'Prema is running nonstop in my head'

Wedding must have begun?

Can we ask our boys to plan a sketch to finish Rajkumar?

None of our boys know to draw!

One of my friends is a good artist

We can tell him to sketch Rajkumar

If he can sketch Prema beside him that's an ideal wedding gift!

- I'm sinking in sorrow - I'll tell you an idea to forget her

What?

There is an ID on Instagram called 'Paid Priyanka'

If you send her a 'hi' you'll get all the categories with a quote

Choose the category you like Gpay and have fun via video call

How do I come across to you?

As if he's a saint who has conquered celibacy

Get lost!

Watch it, you 'Flicker'

[laughing]

'This is the office, stop'

Give me the pen

Jaba Kumar bro, are you at the spot?

If I make them miss the auspicious time any chance of wedding being stopped?

Venugopal flat, Kovalam

- Is it house-keeping? - Yes

Housekeeping is trending now

Getting delayed Send him off quick

A company which can't pay for fuel!

- Come on - Keep an eye on Prema

If she sheds a single tear, call me I'll be there in the blink of an eye, okay?

Check with a straight single view I don't want you to check her out

- I'll skin you alive - Go, right!

"Though I tried my best to help Honest Nothing worked out, it just didn't set"

'So sad! Your wife is married'

Don't I look better than him?

- No - Bride and groom are made for each other

Shift Raj Kumar's sketch to this moron!

Hey, go straight!

This alley is a short cut

One-track short cut mania, moron!

I heard Prema and her husband are fighting like Tom & Jerry

Is that true?

Nothing of that sort Eyes on the road and ride!

Don't be a nag-nag!

What is your final answer? Will you love me or not?

You are acting too pricey

I'll take good care of you Trust me, please

- Please - Let go of my hand, bloody mongrel!

Can't you take 'no' for an answer?

'Stalking me'

Sangi...Sangeetha

Shucks!

Well done!

Hit him!

- Keep bashing - All that is fake

If you believe it's true even reel will be real

Do you know Brock Lesner? How will you know all that?

Press down L1 and smack!

Finished eating, son?

"Honest Raj invites confusion Problematic in every single mission"

Amma, bring me water to wash my hands

'Get up and wash your hands, lazy buffalo!'

"But all the same, cautious"

"His father works as Tambaram bus driver"

- What wrong did he do? - Shut up!

Will I keep quiet if someone hits on you!

[overlap of angry voices]

Run...run away, son

Hitting on a married female!

I'll burn you down if you come back

That half pant chap wants my graduate son to work as a mini van driver?

You don't worry

You'll get an IT job with 100000 salary per month

If our astrologer has predicted it will definitely happen

I knew it already

Stop phone-binging and watch that

'Already you watched yesterday Why are you watching the repeat?'

'There is an ID on instagram called 'Paid Priyanka''

'Gpay and have fun via video call'

'Where is Honest? Missing from this morning'

'He is studying something regarding his project, Shanthi'

'Oh! is it?'

Bloody phone!

Honest, watch this It is a soooper TV serial

I'll watch it in this

'Missing a wonderful daily soap Wonder what you can get in your phone!'

'Call me if the fish vendor comes this way'

'He has been asking me to make fish gravy for past 2 days'

Not sure who she is trying to impress in her profile with these 'Boomer' photos

Okay, let us start our ritual!

There are so many profiles

Which is the original one?

I'll close my eyes and press one of them

Hellooooo

Only face

Too costly

[Hindi] Not 300

Very poor family

199 okay?

Wait, hold on

199

I transferred cash

Yes...yes

Priyu...?

Hey, turn on the lights

It is pitch dark

Are you feeling shy...huh?

Hey baby doll

Turn on the lights

'Time's running out'

I'll make it 250 tomorrow

'Show me'

Hey you!

[pretend-snoring]

I paid 200 to 'have fun'

Disgusting! Imagine what I end up seeing!

'Bad donkey'

How can he sit and sleep!

'Honest appa, come and watch with me'

'This villain looks just like you'

'Fat hopes!'

'My back has gone for a toss'

'Give me, akka Let me chop the brinjal for you

'Why was your mother-in-law yelling at you yesterday?'

'I don't know what to do, akka'

'She wants me to shepherd her here and there, such a nag she is'

'If you sit at home like a toad what will she do?'

'At least visit a temple and you'll be happy'

My phone's ringing Check who it is

'What are you cooking with this brinjal?'

'Akka, apply oil on the brinjal Roast on stove till it gets charred'

'It will be really yummy if you make 'gotsu' or chutney'

Shall we give it a shot?

Check if Shanmugam has sent any message?

I clicked a red rose in his phone

Has he sent it?

'Honest's father is dead meat now'

'Not the father Son is the culprit'

Why are they laughing like hyenas?

Who are you? Don't blackmail me

Please, da

5000 send you, da

Please...don't...blackmail

Serves me right for listening to you!

My father will kill me

He usually showers with his inner wear intact

If his photos get leaked online

I'm good as dead!

- He'll skin me alive - If you had called me and asked

I would have sent you the original ID link

'You stuck your head into a fake ID and got caught'

Only they take screenshots like this and do 'threatings'

They are asking me for Rs 5000

Where will I go for that amount?

'5000?! Such notes exist?!'

Roman, do you have cash to spare?

Hey! How will I have such a hefty sum?

I'm struggling to pay my dues

'Forget it, your boomer dad will stop taking selfies at least then'

He clicks a flower daily and sends wishing me 'Good morning, Roman'

Good Lord, please show me a way to save me from my father

'How will I manage to get that cash!'

I am scared, Roman Reigns!

No one is willing to lend me that money

What do I do?

Now tell me

Is the pain from love failure big? Or being bashed up by your dad bigger?

[overlap of angry voices]

A father's punch hurting more than a break up, da

'Hi, my sweet candy'

I just spoke about break up and she got scared

She has called me

'My sweet cotton candy'

Is that a housing unit?

To say, 'I will send someone tomorrow'

Gated villa!

They asked for 5 persons for housekeeping for 5 villas

Only 4 of you have turned up Where will I go for the 5th person?

'Send your son instead'

What's the next move?

That villa manager will cancel my contract now

Go...get lost

- What will we do if you tell this? - What else do you want me to say?

I asked all the villa owners to pay 1 month's salary as advance to you

You know that?

'Now you lost your money because of Kumar'

Go and get me a replacement

Otherwise

Buy Kumar medicine and fruits Stay at his bedside massaging his legs

Bring a worker you know

Won't I do so if I know anyone suitable?

You should of thought of all this before boozing with him last night

'Father and son who abused girls sexually on Instagram have been arrested'

'Women's association is protesting at the beach for them to be hanged'

This is the location

Hold on...hold on

Don't drive over my colleagues!

'Don't invite malefic effect of Saturn here too'

- Do you need a ladder to get down? - We don't need a ladder or lift!

Careful! You may get hurt in a delicate place!

Oh! Housekeeping job here, huh?

I should somehow find the job and get the advance money too

I'll go secretly

In 1997, my girl and I were swimming in this area

- Now it is a residential- - Hey, stop stop!

Barging in right royally? Shouldn't you inform me first?

- Just a habit, bro - Dammit habit!

Why am I sitting here like an idiot? Who will answer the association?

- You have to - Hey!

- Where are you going? - We have come for house keeping job

Oh! House keeping job, huh?

- Okay, carry on - Thank you

Go, man

Brother, 1 minute!

- Come back - 'I'm busted, man'

'He looks so familiar'

- Hey, brother - Anna

Leader of 'Fearless boys' gang

- Yes, bro - What brings you here?

I'm taking a short film called 'Mr House Keeping'

- Okay - To know the job first hand

I've come here to try my hand

- Research? - Yes, anna

You will handle it well, bro

Okay...okay Give me a role too

For sure, bro

- Right - Okay

Anna, this is just between you and me

'Honesty', my boy, hurry up

Coming...coming

'Imagine if Mia Khalifa opens the door now'

'It will be simply breath-taking!'

Dirty bloody mosquito!

I'll break your limbs apart!

Sir, I've come for the house-keeping job

[overlap of angry voices]

'I am in love with you, Isai'

'Didn't I tell you she's in love with me?'

'Give me a high five Next month is our wedding'

'Hey! Live it up'

In 4 years

I'll find the love of my life more beautiful than her

I'll find a job which pays more than what she makes

I'll prove to her I'm a hero and not a zero

If that doesn't happen

I swear on my father Chockalingam

I will be her servant for my entire lifetime!

Tell me about yourself

Hey! Isai

Don't pull on a fast act!

Shut up!

Just answer my question

Tell me about yourself

My name is Honest Raj

Um...well-

Well-

Um

That's all

Listen, mister I'm Isai

Working in 11 Ace Tech Company

My parents have gone to UK for 6 months

Plus today is the last day Jothi akka is working here

That's why I'm planning to keep a new housekeeping

Why all this formality?

Sorry

Mis-communication

Er...your working time is 12 hours

Monthly salary 10k

If you are okay with all my conditions

Sign a working agreement for 6 months

Take your 1 month salary in advance

But...before that

Akka?

Hmmm

'Maybe she is Hulk's younger sister?!'

Madam, saw that?

Look how she gestured at me!

Dai! Get up

Do you have previous 'experience'?

Just sweep and mop, no?

I'll manage all that

Challenge?

How much of the 'luquid' will you use to mop this hall?

'Luquid'? That means...?

How long will 1 mop last?

Mop...2,10,15...?

There are many times of brooms

What will you using for hall? Which using for the front steps?

I'll use it a bit rough & tough in the front

How many dishes will you wash with 1 Vim detergent bar?

Why is the garbage bag black?

Garbage cover is black, eh?

What is the 'live time' of a scrubber for dish-washing?

Scrub-

'Why is Head of Department' so strict?

He won't pass the test, madam, cancel

Don't make the mistake of paying him an advance

Please...please, madam I'll somehow study and pass, madam

Akka...akka, please recommend This job is compulsory

Sorry, 'akka' Sorry, madam

- Early morning jinxer! - Please put in a good word

Please, sister

Akka...akka

Madam, please, madam

Please, madam

Please, madam

Please

'Honest Raj With love!'

Madam

A small request

What?

Some times, in college, I have-

No

I have bothered you many times

Don't hold that against me Don't tell about this job to our friends

They will think the worst of me

That's not my job, Mr Hon-

House keeping madam Tomorrow 5'o clock attendance time

- See you - Hey!

I won't be at home in the morning Come after 6:00 p.m

Okay, madam

Pay me the advance

That is priority

"He has a single-track mind With his stars well aligned"

"He is here on a mission With a far-sighted vision"

"He will come, yip yip…yippee! He will start his cleaning spree"

"He is here Our hero dear"

Mr House Keeping

'Hello?'

'Tell me, Chithra How are you?'

Yes, Chithra In an IT company

Astrologer was 100% right

'He got a job as soon as malefic phase was over'

- Chithra, all lies - '1 minute'

He didn't clear any of his arrears He is lying just to eat your egg dosa

You are so jealous of my son!

You'll see him go to work tomorrow

In your dreams and mine!

I've not driven him out of our house just because he is our son!

IT company it seems NoIT company!

Huh?!

Fraud...fraud!

'My brother got a job in an IT company, darling'

'After I finish college, I can join the same firm with his reference'

Chithra, you said you know a good bride

Send us her horoscope

She need not go to work

He will take care of all the expenses

As long as she helps me with household chores, that's enough

'Okay?'

Or do it after a few days

I am not feeling too good

I'll come and see you in person and explain in detail

'Kick him in his butt, bloody dog!'

[loud burp]

Okay, Chithra, my son has to go to office tomorrow, bye

I was living life kingsize

Just 1 video

My life somersaulted topsy turvy!

My blessed fate!

But I have to compromise for the sake of cash!

'Shine like a mirror'

Your blessed fate decided you should both get back again

- What are you saying? - Yes

When she didn't befriend you in college why has she let you into her house?

Because it's written!

- Then tomorrow shall I- - You will want to propose to her!

She will drive you out with a bashing from a broom!

- Oh! - Aah!

You have any experience love or not?

Yes, I have but all one-side love

Okay, what should I do now?

- Hug and kiss her! - Shut up!

What do you know about love?

Look, check if you get these 3 symptoms from her

[clearing throat]

What, madam? Video games, huh?

Even I play video games Only 5 bucks for half a day

Smack Down Pain

Press Down, L1, spear...dammal!

Don't be scared, madam I won't hurt you

Madam, I'm done for today All chores over

I shall take leave

- Hmmm - See you?

Madam, don't stare at your laptop for too long

I saw in YouTube It will ruin your eyes it seems

I have a deadline for a very important project

I have to work whole night

And I also have insomnia

What is it?

Wrestle mania?!

That is a disease Can't sleep at night

Oh my God! I can't sleep only during daytime

I sleep for 12 hours at night like Kumbakarna alias Rip Van Winkle

If I don't sleep for 1 day, that's it

Aw! I will become a looonatic!

Peace!

See you, madam?

Hey!

Drag that stool and sit here

- Why? - I'll tell you, sit

Okay

Tell me

What is your working time?

12 hours

Should I give you Rs 10000 salary for 4 hours of work you do?

Madam, watch it Don't cut my salary

I finished all my chores, madam

Is that so?

I'm working the whole night through

If I get drowsy in-between you should ensure I don't sleep

That's your job

'She will want you to appreciate the smallest of her activities!'

First symptom

Um

To ensure you do not sleep

- Shall I do something else? - Whaaat?!

Nothing, I was just kidding

All I have to do was make sure you don't sleep, that's all?

I couldn't see even when I paid for it

Now it's for free Will I let go of that chance?

'A dream of many years!'

'Press slow mo!'

Madam

Work

[snoring]

Madam

Give me some water

- Can I sip? - Chee! Give it back

I forgot to stretch my shoulder

Chest got locked

You look awesome in this angle, madam

Can frame your face and hang it in the zoo!

[snoring]

Aiyo! Dead!

I caught the insect!

This cockroach was dodging me for many months!

Uh? True, why do you need it?

I'll go home, kill and have it for dinner!

You get back to work

Psycho!

God help me!

Oye!

You, madam? Why are you standing here?

Your duty is over You can go home

Madam

Whole of yesterday was night duty

Not tomorrow, no?

No...but-

I find it very comfortable to work at night

So from tomorrow I'm planning to work at night

I am bat man?

Who are you? Coming out of a house where a girl lives alone?

Just done with my job there

I can tell from your eyes

You've been on a night shift

Kali yuga indeed! Apocalypse

'Lord Vishnu! Should I live to see all such atrocities!'

"He is on the way, cool & carefree On a rollicking fun-loving spree"

"He will come, yip yip…yippee! He will start his cleaning spree"

"On his way cool and carefree"

"He is something else, dude Now he has a new attitude"

"Rough & tough no longer is he Calmed down into a changed identity"

"Try to match his way of working He has style, Mr Housekeeping"

"Who is he? Hero sir naturally"

"Like tomato rice feast Made in a jiffy, tasty treat"

"Move aside, our hero, dude Make way, changed attitude"

"Doesn't create a ruckus in any way Move aside…hey…hey…hey….hey!"

"Try to match his way of working He has style, our Mr Housekeeping"

"Who is he? Our hero sir naturally"

"Like tomato rice feast Made in a jiffy, tasty treat"

"Move aside now Make way somehow"

"He is here, cool & carefree On a rollicking fun-loving spree"

"Move aside now Make way somehow"

"Here he is our hero dear Move out, don't interfere"

"He is here on a mission With a far-sighted vision"

"He has a single-track mind With his stars well aligned"

"He will come, yip yip…yippee! He will start his cleaning spree"

"On his way cool and carefree"

"He works diligently like a foreigner Generally quick to lose his temper"

"Short tempered to the core with girls all the more"

"Look how good he is in whatever he does"

"He sweeps the floor well Scrubs with a mop real swell"

"Cleans the loo daily sparkling bright Washes clothes; hangs them in sunlight"

"He is here on a mission With a far-sighted vision"

Honest, did she fall for my idea or not?

Fell on my head!

"Try to match his way of working He has style, Mr Housekeeping"

"Who is he? Hero sir naturally"

"Like tomato rice feast Made in a jiffy, tasty treat"

"Move aside now Make way somehow"

"He is here, cool & carefree On a rollicking fun-loving spree"

Hey boy! Do you have this job every night all the time?

Not tired with your job all through the night?

I'm having a jolly time You want to join?

Should I listen to all this when I am this old?

Oh my God!

"He is here on a mission With a far-sighted vision"

"He has a single-track mind With his stars well aligned"

Run...run...the house is about to explode!

My dad called me this morning

Amma doesn't like that place at all it seems

She has been bugging him with 'when can we go back to India?'

1 or 2 weeks is okay just to visit for aged people

How will they settle down if it is months on end?

Isai, you said your laptop has some bug? How will you present your project?

- I'll manage with my phone - Phone, huh?

I'll drink water and join you

So, Isai, when is marriage and other stuff?

Bugging, Harish

Marriage, kids

I won't dive into it without clarity

I swear I won't get into it

Correct Correct, Isai

You are very much in sync with me

Even my amma has been torturing me with 'When do you intend getting married?'

I can say 'yes' only if I find a girl with the same vibes

Sorry

How will anyone have the heart to say 'no' to you?

Here

Your heart is saying 'no'?!

That's it, go through this project and let me know if you have any doubt

Isai, you said you had some updates and idea on UI project

Yes...yes, only yesterday I browsed that website

Google history...yup!

Yeah, guys, this is the new idea I browsed through last night

[ridiculing laughter]

Why are you guys laughing?

Is this the project you browsed through last night?

'Project is damn interesting!'

Nowadays girls are really fast!

Nice

My phone isn't working

Let me call from your mobile

Can I watch YouTube?

Oh shit!

'What's this, Isai?'

- Sir- - 'Sir'

Something's wrong, sir

No, I'm just leaving, man

Mood is totally spoilt!

'Clever manager! Talking casually he's taking the laptop to the loo'

True, dude

Adada! Wow...wow...wow!

Boss, your villa is sparkling so bright

Is it for a birthday party for Sita'kka?

Go...go, surprise awaits you inside

Surprise, huh?

I thought a party for Sita'kka?

But she is going out somewhere

And our place is glitter and glam

Lawyer sir

Is there a function at our place?

Oh my-

Madam, decorations are out of this world!

You are decked up beautifully

- Attained puberty? - Whaaat?!

Sorry, madam

What about the decorations?

I have invited my college friends for a get-together at home

College friends?

Whaaat? College friends are coming here?

Hey!

[Joyous greeting]

How are you?

Swetha, how are you?

'Ages since we met'

- This frog can't hear! - Who is this new chap?

'Looks like a familiar product'

'Whoever says whatever'

I will stick to my route!

Yes...?

Hey Honest

What are you doing here?

Why are you yelling?

I called you a couple of times

- Hi dude - Hi Kamali

'I am working as your housekeeper here'

'What will our classmates think of me?'

I'm also human

I have a conscience too

Wait

Take this

Hold

Why are you staring blankly? This is for you

You're my college mate too

Go...go and get ready

What a humanE being!

Thanks a ton

Ah...can I use bedroom?

Sure

'Honest, long time no see'

'Didn't see you at all after we passed out of college?'

Where are you working now?

I am noticing him only now

Dubai

Awesome, dude

During college time, when you stayed in the hostel surreptitiously

You didn't even have a torn mat to lie on!

Now you're working in Du-bai!

Dude

You're not laughing even when it's just a joke?

Habeebi, come to Dubai

Standard dialog from all you NRIs

Who will sponsor me?

Remember the fight we had whether to play a record or not!

You came with a gang

I came with the 'Fearless Boys'

What a fight!

We won all the fights hands down

'Under the pretext of hitting you he hit DSP sir black and blue'

That was a memorable incident, Honest

'Then I was suspended and my father was called'

'My old man started chasing me around the college and bashing me'

Can never forget what happened that day

'We should've let DSP sir and Mark Henry do a singles face off!'

'My appa would have chokeslammed him!'

Hey...hey! Mop-

What is he saying 'mop' for?

Mop...map

Mapillai, when did you come?

Only now you noticed 'mapillai'?!

Hey Isai! Glass piece may pierce you Wait, let me come

Kamali, leave it

Move aside

What happened?

House keeping, clean this

Knowing I'm on leave

She has appointed a new housekeeper

Is she inside?

Let her come and clean it up Only then she'll realize my value

Burj Khalifa in Dubai-

Hello, housekeeping

Call the maid if she's on that side She has been yelling out for quite a while

Who is there?

Dude, pass me the salad

Why are you turning back?

I am calling only you!

'Who is that only you?'

Me...?

Aren't you the housekeeper here?

House keeping?

'House keeping!'

Come and clean this up

She is pointing at you for housekeeping?

Isn't it a prank?

Don't you think so?

- What, dude? - 'Is she tanked and blabbering?'

'Or am I too drunk to hear it wrong?'

House keeping?

Shut up, man

- Why is he sitting on his butt? - Hey Karthi

Brush, dustpan, house keeping

Are you Isai's servant?!

You said, 'Habeebi, come to Dubai!'

Tell me the truth

Weren't you cleaning the loo in Dubai?

A whole lawn would have sprouted on the spot Chokkalingam died

- What is it? - No clue

Get up

Shut up!

Sorry, guys

I didn't introduce 'sir' to you, no?

- 'Yes' - This is Honest Raj

My housekeeper

'I pay him a monthly salary of 10k!'

He is tailor made for this role!

You should see sir's style of cleaning my toilet!

Spic and span

I am hosting a party at home So I felt bad and got you a new suit

You are sitting with us on an equal basis having a gala time!

Hmmm...can you sit?

'Wasn't that wrong?'

Can you sit?

Hey Isai!

What is this?

She slapped him!

What is happening?

Enough of cleaning here

Go inside and get sweets to serve everyone here

'Go'

'She's going overboard!'

'Did he mess with her on Farewell Day?'

'Nothing much! Just the same stuff of 4 years'

Sorry, guys Sit, let's have dinner

Go and sit or she may slap you for that!

My tummy somersaulted with that hard slap!

'Let me go to the loo'

Isai

I'm going home

Let's meet up another day

- Dude, let's go - I'm also going home

I'll drop you, let's go

"You and me Opposites truly"

"Won't our directions unite as 'we'?"

"In our life's travel log You & I are prologue, epilogue"

"Won't our dreams combine to make our stars align?"

"Scars in my heart's corner"

"Won't they heal for me to recover?"

"Time changes anew I change for the better too"

"Won't love accept me true?"

"I checked the blunders I had done"

"I pursued to become a better person"

"I become a cloud drifting and distant"

"You are my ray, my silver moon constant"

"I moved close to you gladly Now drifting away sadly"

"You forget memories all the while You act, covering with a smile"

"I feel shattered; in distress I weep nonstop helpless"

"Consoling myself I try to be casual Oblivious; you walk past me as usual"

"I live in solitude, but even then you invade my memories all of a sudden"

"Even though you are hiding at night memories haunt me with sad-delight"

"You lock my love spurning me I try to forget you slow and unsteadily"

"You chase me away From your life in every which way"

"Despite all that you do I just don't hate you"

"I moved close to you gladly Now drifting away sadly"

"You forget memories all the while You act, covering with a smile"

"I feel shattered; in distress I weep nonstop helpless"

"Consoling myself I try to be casual Oblivious; you walk past me as usual"

You took my phone saying you'll make a call and return it

You've watched porn on my mobile

Won't a girl get mad because of that?

When I hung up after using your mobile

Someone had sent a link in your office Whatsapp group

I touched it by mistake

It somehow got into some folder in your phone

I have never used an iPhone

I got so flustered and thought I'll delete it

But the pattern locked the phone

I'm so sorry, Honest

I didn't know

I didn't see that

It's alright

Getting late I'll go home

Bye

- Give my phone back - Give it to me

Whom are you talking to?

Why do you care whom I talk to?

I'm your brother, give it

- Give it to me - Appa...pa...pa

[overlap of angry voices]

Wear your shirt

- Forever hitting him - Ma, he snatched my phone

- You're letting him off - This is auspicious matter

'Move aside Listen, dear, our Chithra

Gave us a horoscope to match for Honest

That bride's father called Shall we go and meet them?

For him? Yuck!

He's a full fledged adult and he's playing Tag here

Why get him married?

'What does my dear son lack?'

- He'll be responsible once he's married - So you think!

For heaven's sake, stop this

Sir said he is doing a huge project

Let that get over What's the tearing hurry?

'He will manage all that with ease'

'Don't trust her, Honest'

'She has not changed one bit'

'If you listen to Roman'

'...it will like trusting folk lore and giving up on facts!

'Be careless and take diversion!'

- Mummy - Son

Project was completed yesterday

We can meet the bride at any convenient time

Is that so, my dearest?

Time for me to show off my silken finery!

Mark Henry is staring blankly

That girl will anyway not say 'okay' to him

What happened, boss?

Drive carefully

Hangover or what?

Sangeetha, after we talk to her make sure you get her #, okay?

My pleasure!

Get her WhatsApp #

Think your son will text her 24x7!

Look at this

Isn't this villa super?

Yes, simply sooper!

My friend lives here

Bro, slow down a bit

With a swimming pool

Too good to be true I'll take you one day, okay?

- Looks huge - Your jawline is dropping, lips zipped now

Bro...brother

Why did you stop? I said 'slow down'

Bro, get down please

Get down? Why here?

What happened, bro?

You halted right in front of 'Gandharva' fort! What happened?

- Fuel tank is empty - Whaaat? No diesel?

How can you say that here, bro?

You can achieve the impossible Start the auto somehow

You are born to achieve, bro Insert the key and start

- Lousy driver! - Go...go

- Come...come - What happened?

I'll push from behind You move in front

Every extra minute here is risky!

If the gate opens, we won't know when the dinosaur will rush out

- Won't you check your fuel gauge? - Sorry, sir

Just rev the engine, that's all

Your auto has to land at bride's gate with my giant push now

- Where are you off to by yourself? - Bunk is nearby, I'll be back, sir

At least give me the key, I'll push it

Amma...amma

Wait in the auto, ma It's too hot outside

- Let's sit in that shade - Sit inside the auto, ma

- It's too hot here, ma - Shut up!

Don't go there, pa

It is someone else's house, ma Don't go there, no need

- Does the road belong to you? - We are only standing outside

'Fool born to a fool!'

God help me!

'Batman begins'

- I feel so sweaty, ma - As if we are enjoying a cool breeze!

Just zip your lips and stand

I was stupid to trust your son and come on this damn trip!

- Shucks! - How is he to blame?

If the fuel tank is empty in the auto!

He should have got a fuel loaded auto!

Forever a nag-nag

Oh my goodness! Gone...gone case!

Why are they standing here?

Wonder who they are!

Have they come to see someone inside?

Who are you?

Crowding in front of our gate?

Our auto ran out of fuel Driver has gone to buy fuel

So we are standing here

Oho! Okay, don't block the gate

Why does he seem familiar to me?

He seems like a masked man?!

Hey! Honest, is it you?!

Why are you standing out here instead of working?

[stuttering]

Are they your relatives?

They are my...my-

Let them be

Go in and get them some snack

- If I go in - Hey!

- Who is he? - We work together

Er...that's right We worked together

I.T company, he was the watchman

Now he is watchman for this building, right?

You keep getting promoted

- Go in...go - Carry on with your tales

What's taking this chap so long, huh?

Is he drunk and sprawled somewhere?

Where are you, da?

Ma, where the hell did that chap go?

It's getting late, no? What will the bride's family think?

Am I the driver? How will I know?

- We should have left home earlier - 'Let's go back home'

Hunting for comb and bangle in the last minute!

Who is this?

I'll introduce her as school mates!

You said you're seeing a bride-to-be What are you doing here?

That's where we were heading But the auto had a minor 'collapse'

So we are trying to decide what to do

Nothing else to worry

Oh! There he is Auto driver, got diesel?

No diesel there, sir I'll run to the next bunk, sir

Hey you! Wait

Why are you waiting outside?

We'll discuss and go our way

You can go in Do your work

Take care

'She is glaring daggers at me Will she snitch on me?'

Give that to me

I'll hold the bag Leave it to me

- How comfy a free ride is! - Why take the trouble?

Doesn't matter Anyway on the way

Tell me this

Is he working in your office?

Yes, uncle

If you don't know something learn from my son, dear

Ask him to clarify?!

She may even forget what little she knows

- Shut up - Keep quiet!

Don't misunderstand my husband

They don't behave like father and son

More like friends pulling each other's leg

- Look how well she covers up - You bet!

Do you agree, anna?

Don't feel shy Try our hot fritters

'You think he will feel shy!'

She has to go to office

Why did you compel her to come in?

Keep quiet, she has been of such great help to us

How can we drop her like a hot potato?

Your mother told us you work in an IT company

My son Manoj just finished his under grad

ECE department

Then he followed it up with a course Now he's looking for a job

Talk to Manoj without any inhibitions

Manoj, what course did you do?

Full stock development, uncle

What did you do?

He also has a full stock Only hassle, he couldn't complete it

- Pa - Always ashaming me, ma!

Tell him that's the course you studied

'His mother is an English heroine!'

What do you work as, uncle?

Uncle's son, that is very-

Which website are you designing now?

'OH!'

Are you a web developer?

Hahn! Developer

Web developer

Then my uncle to-be brother-in-law will get me a cushy job

Entire family is here

- Let us see the bride - Ask our daughter to meet them

- Does she know to sing? - Pcccht!

How long will you continue to be so outdated!

My brother loves to dance

Do you know to dance?

That's all fine, she can dance

My son Manoj is a wonderful dancer!

Manoj, show-off your dancing skill

Okay, daddy

- What is he doing? - Acting like a madcap

The whole family is mad!

Do the knock knee-step, Manoj

Sorry...sorry

You'll have in-house entertainment once you get married

Butterflies are bound to haunt my stomach

You have lied to them you are working in an IT company

Convert the lie into truth by getting a job in an IT firm

You don't have to be my housekeeper anymore, okay?

I was planning to tell you But you preempted me

Thanks a ton

You recommend a good job to me befitting my education, okay?

For sure, I'll tell you

What else?

You'll have a jolly time without me around bugging you

Forgive me if any 'hurting' from my side

You know very well I've dodged my chores quite a few times

Sorry

I've hurt you too Quite a few times

Okay then See you

Wish me all the best

- All the best - Thanks

Drive safe

- I'll pay for the tender coconut water - No, I'll pay

- You'll pay him, sure? - Sure

I'll give you a good treat next time

- Bye - Bye

Isai

Hi

Hi

What are you doing here?

- Just like that - I'll make an U turn

Okay...okay Hang up now

- Hold - Will you talk while riding?

Pcchht! When I am penniless they claim I'll get cash!

- Take care - Okay, bye

Hey Sangeetha

I'm in love with you from first year

You love me too Then why hide it?

Why are you ignoring me? Tell me

Let go of my hand

What are you doing to her?

We are in love!

Shut up

Look at his temerity!

Let go of my hand

- I won't let you go - Stop it, you mongrel!

Did I say I love you?

- Yes - Let go

- Let her go - Listen to me

- Let go of my hand - Listen, I'll die if you don't agree

- Go and die - I know you love me

- Why are you hiding it? - Just let go, mongrel!

Why don't you like me?

I've been in love with you for 2 years

Why don't you understand?

Public place!

- Don't hit me - Give him a good thrashing

Get lost! You think no one will question you!

- You think you can get away scot-free - Jobless buggers!

I'll skin you alive

If I see you anywhere near Sangeetha

I'll beat you to a pulp!

- How dare you hit me! - Get lost

Hey! You'll get it from me

Who the eff is he?

He stalked me claiming to love me

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Hide everything and tell me now!

Jobless junkheads! Give me your phone

- Thank God you came - Hey! Listen, sis

Be safe, take care

'No sign of a bus at all'

'How long do I stand here!'

- 'Hello, Isai' - Hello

Tell me, Harish

'Isai, how are you feeling now?'

Fever is gone?

I took an injection twice

But the temperature hasn't decreased

'Okay'

- 'Do this then' - Yeah

'Get ready, I'll take you to the hospital, okay?'

- Will you come soon please? - 'Hey! I'll be there, Isai'

- I can't take this - 'Don't worry, I'll come soon'

'Isai, sorry, Isai'

My friend's birthday He forced me to attend his party

'Shall we go in the morning?'

- Okay - 'Okay, bye'

Your wedding is fixed

Then why did you come here?

What bloody fix?!

That girl will take 2 months to say 'yes' or 'no' it seems!

Er...madam

I'll continue this work for another 2 months

Till your mummy and daddy return

Urgent money Needing

- Okay? - Okay

Thanks

But I realized something

A single guy like me, desiring a butterfly should not lose his mental peace

"I am not the 'me' I used to be All thanks to you, only you truly"

"I am not the 'me' I knew All thanks to you I feel so new"

"I felt my undying anger slowly vanish into thin air"

"The nemesis I disliked to the core You are my friend, not foe anymore"

"I am not the 'me' I used to be All thanks to you, only you truly"

"Paths diverge in life's game Journey is one and the same"

"Weather forecasts change but sky is a constant"

"Flower is the same, though scents are different"

"2 hearts change, but 1 life to lead anew"

"I am a new 'me' because of you"

Play safe, Honest

I've aced GTA: Vice city This is a cake walk for me

We are paying Rs 500 for 1/2 hour Please note the time

"We will cross 1000 years and then rewind"

"Re-live the days we fought, heart and mind"

"We will talk through night and day"

"Our distance to dust crumbles away"

"Hereafter dawn & dusk all the way Within the pupil of your eye I'll stay"

"Night and day close to you instead"

"Enveloped in friendship in the days ahead"

"2 rivers flowing into the sea Same destination, same journey"

"Paths diverge in life's game Journey is one and the same"

"Weather forecasts change but sky is a constant"

"Flower is the same, though scents are different"

"2 hearts change, but 1 life to lead anew"

"I am a new 'me' because of you"

"I am not the 'me' I used to be All thanks to you, only you truly"

I'm at my friend's place

Shall I go home and make a video call?

Okay then Bye, dad, love you

Who was that?

I heard you say 'Love you'!

Who is that lucky boy?

My dad, aunty

Your appa, huh?

Taste this

Guess the dish

Bottle gourd, right?

How did you guess it?

My friend Kamali's mother will do this same 'halwa' when I was in college

Whole of last year she cooked for me too

And sent it in a tiffin box for me

Her cooking will be simply soooper, aunty

I became a slave for her culinary skill

You have the same way of garnishing with love!

You must be joking! I don't know to do such exotic dishes

One chap is sitting out there

This was his first good deed for today!

Who cooked-?

Do you want a 2nd helping?

Kamali, tell me the truth

Whatever you brought in the lunch box for me in the last semester

Your mother really cooked all that?

Yes, Isai Why are you asking now?

Come clean with me, Kamali

'No, Isai'

In our final semester

'My parents are going to UK for 3 months'

'I must eat only in the canteen' you said

'Honest heard you saying so'

Those 3 months he didn't let me cook even 1 single day

He'll wake up early in the morning Cook everything all by himself

He will take for his friend too

'Right from his appa all of us ate what he cooked'

'Throughout the final semester'

'Whatever you ate thinking my amma had cooked for you and me'

'...was what he cooked for you'

'Hello?'

'Isai...hello?'

Why are you standing here?

My mother is looking for you downstairs

How is our terrace?

Isn't the view awesome?

Here...groundnut

- I don't want - Tastes good, try it

You eat No, thanks

Madam, what time are your parents landing?

3'o clock

6 months

Just flew in a jiffy, right?

Jolly days to remember

Call me now and then, okay?

Don't forget

What is your goal in life?

A special dream

Sacrifice to make it come true

Nothing of that sort, huh?

Goal, huh?

Biggest goal is surviving amidst my family

I won't fit into this goal setting syndrome

Jolly moments we get daily is my goal

Go back home, meet up my friends

Play cricket

Dreamt of rescuing my girlfriend kidnapped by a villain?

Done

I still have friends who talk to me till 10:00 p.m even now, you know?

You won your challenge, Honest

I'm the one who lost

Not giving you the space to get to know me in college

I made the biggest blunder

How many days you've followed me like a pup

I didn't realize it then

If I had befriended you in college

My life would have taken a different turn, I think

No one should miss getting to know you in their life

Seriously!

I've really missed you

Love you, man

- Love, huh? - 'If those two boxes get ticked'

'She will look into your eyes hug you and profess her love for you'

- Is this for real? - Yes

You have to be with me throughout my life, got it?

Only after visiting you in your house I am beginning to

Finally you are marking my bachelorette life with a fullstop!

So hereafter

You are my one and only bestie, okay?

- Hey! - Crashed my dreams

You are my one and only bestie

'Crashed my dreams'

1 minute My anna is here

Hey Honest

That bride has finally said 'okay'

That girl wants to meet you tomorrow

Her brother will send you the location

Ma, don't shout like this with your head set on

- 'Shut up' - I'm going deaf

Go and meet her, okay?

Silly girl!

Tell me, Isai

You wanted to tell me something

I thought of something only yesterday

I thought deep and hard

What is it about?

I feel a bit bad to share my thoughts frankly

But I have to express it

The fact was, only we should wait for the right time

But Time will never wait for us

Till now I have never thought of relationship, marriage, I swear

I don't understand

Some opportunities knock on our door only once in a lifetime

We should utilize it to the best of our ability shrewdly

If we don't

Same chance will be given to the concerned person by someone else

It happens It happens!

6 months back

I know very well your intentions of telling me we share the same vibes

- Priya - Harish

What I mean to say is that

If we give hope to someone in our life we should stick to it till the very end

I'm interested

But

A better match than me

It's a bit tough to get

I don't believe in marrying someone without getting to know him fully

But a so-so groom for sure you'll get

Let's date for a month

If our vibes match truly between us in that time span

All the best

Let's get married

Happy married life

Uncle, ice cream!

- Get lost! - Aiyo! Mummy

'Why so?'

Right in the beginning I knew both of you will get together by the hand of fate!

But that doesn't mean you can hold her hand

Get too familiar and hit on her

That's it! Nowadays love can bloom

And fade away into a break up within a month, a day...also

Even in an hour, Honest

So you should listen to me, Roman Reign with 4 year experience

My pearls of wisdom for the next 1 month

You understand?

From this nimite I am your 'love mentor'

You got it, Honest?

Why is my girl not calling me?

Those in love should call and chat nonstop

I guess I should make the first move

- I'll do the honors - 'First Rule'

'Come rain or shine you should not call her first'

She should be the one to call you

You should wait for her call

'Why is your underwear lying here unwashed?'

'Not going to work today?'

WFH, ma

- What is that? - Home work, mummy

'Oh yeah! She called'

'Even if she does don't grin and pick the call on the first ring'

And prove you were waiting for her call

'Pick up in the last ring Only then she'll think you are busy'

'My uniform is dirty'

'What were you doing without washing it?'

'WFH'

- 'What are you blabbering? - Home work, dear'

Call got cut

Aiyo! She cut my call

I think it's a break-up

How will I convince her?

Yay! She is calling

Isai, I'm not trying to avoid you

- 'I came out for some work' - Who is avoiding?

Sorry

Mis-communication

Honest, if you are free today Can you come home?

On the first day itself?

Honest?

Are you sure? You don't have any problem?

I don't have any problem

You come, I'll take care

If you have no problem

- I'll come - Bye, see you

Bye bye I luvvv-

Laa? What 'La'?

For the next 1 month you should not treat her like your girlfriend

You should treat her only as a friend

If you keep telling her 'I love you...miss you...kiss you'

You won't last even a month

Understand?

- How should you treat her? - Like a friend

- Will a friend say 'I love you'? - 'No way!'

- Tell me, yes or no? - 'Absolutely not'

- 'Honest?' - Ahh!

Here I am!

- Isai? - Aren't you Honest?

Isai has told me about you Come inside

Our daughter mentioned about a boy

Honest

- This is him - He is Honest, huh?

Hi, mama...oops!

- Hi, uncle - Hi, pa

- Doing good? - I am good, uncle

'Where is my girl?'

'Is she playing hide and seek?'

Why are you standing there? Come inside

Isai isn't at home?

She just went out for some important work

You come inside I'll show you

You want to show?!

Cooking aroma is tickling my tastebuds!

I have to taste aunty's cooking today

Not mine, my cook!

This microwave oven is not working all of a sudden today

Isai told me you took it last time and got it repaired

Can you have it serviced and bring it back?

Aunty, can I make a call and come?

Okay

Hey, Isai!

Where did you go after calling me home?

Hey! Sorry, da

I had to leave urgently for an important work

That's why I couldn't inform you, sorry

Hey! Why be so formal?

No need to ask my permission for everything

And I am not that kind of a guy

Amma told me the microwave is not working

Yes, da

You got it serviced once, right?

Can you take it again to the same place?

If you have any work no problem, I'll take care

Why be formal, Isai?

Your house is as good as mine

Who else will do this for you?

I'll get it done for you

Okay?

So sweet

And...amma doesn't know about us

I've told her you are just my friend

Don't go and blabber something, okay?

I won't open my mouth

You tell her when the time is right

- I'll talk to her after that - 'Okay, dear'

Love you, man, bye

And then

Call me after you finish your work

Let's meet, okay?

Bye bye

Isai

Honest, come Sit down

1 minute

What are you doing here instead of going to work?

I came to meet someone here

I just continued working

Okay...okay And it works well

Oven

- Perfect now - Thanks, da

This

This is

I got this for you

What is this?

I saw this on the way It caught my eye

So I bought it

Do you like it?

It is cute

Thank you

Okay, what will you have?

Extra pepper Mutton 'paya'

- Madcap! You won't get all that here - No, huh?

- Cappuccino, okay? - Ah!

Cappuccino is tastier than stew!

That's my favorite! My amma makes it often

I'm fine with it

Waiter, 1 capp- I'll go myself

Isai, let me go

Anna, 1 cappuccino

I'll be coming with my friends this weekend

On 23rd, full day

Book those last 2 tables

- I'll pay the advance - Okay, madam

- Thank you - Welcome, madam

Isai, you could have ordered it from here

- Why did you go there? - Just like that

Okay, let's talk about life

Go ahead

What have you finally decided?

Till now you were simply roaming around, okay

But after this, I can't let you be jobless

Where will you try for a job?

When it comes to life work is important

'Just like that' was for this, huh?

- Cutie! - What?

Life is bound to have 'steppings'

I just took my first step Next step is only a job

Why can't you join my company?

I know you don't like IT

But still it's okay

You had better come and join

I don't know the history and geography of IT

- That is not a big deal - Oh!

You can learn the basics in 10 days

I'll train you

You can easily get in

I'm there for you, right?

If you are there for me

I'll definitely come, Isai

Okay, it's getting late

Shall we leave?

Hey, you didn't drink your coffee?

That has...hope

I don't want to disturb that

Okay, fine

"Princess with no boy bestie, my lioness"

"Shall I give you a love rose, my precious?"

"Realizing I am not single hereafter Discarding it, I slipped into a new avatar"

"Clad in a silk dhoti will we go to the market, tell me?"

"Tomato, shall I make you into a Bloody Mary?"

"Are you the honey-voiced Janaki?"

"Are you the priceless edicts of Valmiki?"

"When you smile, you are Revathi"

"Without my knock on your door, cutie you opened your heart to me"

"Are you the honey-voiced Janaki?"

"Are you the priceless edicts of Valmiki?"

"When you smile, you are Revathi"

"Without my knock on your door, cutie you opened your heart to me"

'Why can't I find your number on Whatsapp?'

I uninstalled my personal # and I am using my office #

I'm only on Snap now

You want to chat on Snap?

Snap, huh? What bloody crap!

- Hi, Isai - Hey, Harish

Honest, this is Harish

Harish, this is Honest

Honest, complete these tasks I'll be back soon, okay?

Let's choose that table we sat last time

- Who is he? - A for apple, B for boy

My bestie for life

Do you have Snapchatting?

I have, why?

Can you education me on its usage?

If you don't mind?

In Snapchat, people we follow will send us a photo everyday

'Oohhh! That's why she said so'

"Why am I alive, when folks wondered you waltzed into my life, my godsend"

"Shall we stand in the sea wetting our toes till our knee?"

"Shall we get the corner seat for a movie?"

"Romance in the air for us daily Sipping juice with 1 straw gaily"

"Hey! Super Star I will be"

"You are my Sri Devi"

"Watch that black & white movie"

"Made for each other are we So our fans claim us to be"

"Are you the honey-voiced Janaki?"

"Are you the priceless edicts of Valmiki?"

"When you smile, you are Revathi"

[cheering loudly]

Super, da

"Are you the honey-voiced Janaki?"

"Are you the priceless edicts of Valmiki?"

"When you smile, you are Revathi"

Without my knock on your door, cutie you opened your heart to me"

HR told me you performed really well in the interview

- All the best, Honest Raj - Thank you, sir

You have to be honest

My mother named me Honest Raj because of my honesty

- Very good - He bought my lie!

"Princess with no boy bestie, my lioness"

"Shall I give you a love rose, my precious?"

"Realizing I am not single hereafter Discarding it, I slipped into a new avatar"

'She also has a boy bestie

Who, da?

These girls always have one guy

Boy bestie

Aiyaiyo!

They are very dangerous

Make it a scene and end it or your love will end soon

Shall I ask Jaba Kumar to bring a weapon?

Hey! How long will you swing? Let me also play for sometime

You push me

- Count till 100 and push me - Hundred, huh?

If you don't get up and I'll keep shaking this chain

He can't wipe his own runny nose!

Will he come armed with a knife?

Did she tell you she has a bestie?

No, right?

Then doubting her don't turn into a toxic lover

Hey! I am not like that

I am very decent

Kindly follow what I say

Please, okay?

'Over enthu case'

What is this?

Love

You are still in UKG 'B' section

You won't reform

You don't have to keep sending 'I love you'

A heart emoji will do

- Which is your favorite color? - Yellow

Yellow! Good choice

Auspicious color

She's so fast!

That's it, congratulations

You can get on the freeway and whizz away, fly on cloud 9

You are Tiruvalluvar Classic Tamil poet!

'Only 3 episodes are released in Mastram'

Style your head like his egg head!

Mahesh, any girl I look at I feel I'm seeing my cutie, da

Cutie?

It is couple's code word You won't know all that

Okay, are you committed?

If not I'll teach you how to get committed

'When can I come home and talk, Isai?'

'You can talk I'll tell you know'

We still have time

'Okay...okay'

By the way, why did you leave halfway when we were talking?

That the exact moment where romance was at its peak

'You just left me high and dry'

Because

Honest kept calling me for a long time

I thought I had made him wait for too long

So I attended his call

What will he do talking to you at that hour?

Listen, Isai

'Riff-raff besties like him are too much of a danger?

He will become possessive all of a sudden and stalk you in the name of love

Then he will blackmail you saying he will die if you don't say yes, so take care

Harish, he isn't that kind of guy

When I was in college even I misunderstood him

But only recently I understood him

You befriend him You will gel really well

Nothing like drinking tea at 5:00 p.m

- Yeah! - Ahh! Yeah

Why didn't you come for lunch?

You left me here and asking me why now?

Yeah! Ah! Yeah!!

'IT dude got insulted'

[whistling]

Cathy, where is Isai? Missing

Chatting with Harish in the cafeteria for a long time

Oh! Cafeteria-

What? Cafeteria-

Then I saw-

Cutie...oh!

You son of a bun! Here I come

Yesterday I went to DJ night and saw a girl just like you

Isai, what are you doing with him?

Yo yo boys Come, lets go

He'll keep hitting on you nonstop

- Let go, Honest - What is your problem, man?

What is your problem, bro?

I came to fetch her Why are you pouncing on me?

Thinking you are 'Arjun Reddy'?

Have you heard of 'Samarasimha Reddy'?

Hey! I will pounce What can you do now?

Want to see what I can do?

Why are you being so crude? Shut up

Isai, I'm quiet just for you

If not it'll be a totally different scene here

You'll show off your muscle power! Tell me, what can you do?

- You want to fight it out? - Listen to me, Honest

- I'll break your face - Please don't make a scene

- Why are you pushing him? - What hairstyle is this?

I'll finish off all of you

- Please listen to me - Shall I call Jaba?

- If he comes you've had it - Bring anyone, as if I'm scared!

Ready for a fight here?

STOP IT, HONEST

Take him away

Won't you stop when I say so?

You are done

- Go away! - You guys leave first

'I told you right then he will back off'

- 'Fighting at work place - That is my power'

Will he dare fight with us!

'He is a kiddo, da'

I would've broken his jaw

I warned you Did you listen to me?

First it will begin like this

You had better please avoid him

She's hanging around with him thinking he's a macho male!

Dude, who the hell are such fellows?

Barging in to create problems in a genuine relationship

She is the one to be blamed

If she had maintained her distance saying she loves me, would he have come this far?

On top of it asks me not to tell anyone about us

Barricading our news

Hey!

Possessiveness will kill a relationship, be careful

Didn't she know that when she got possessive?

Let me tell you a story

For our office team dinner

We went to Game Cafe nearby

- 'Cathy was sitting next to me' - Honest, pass me the chicken

You are being such a gobbler!

- My hands are full - Is it a mouth or a cauldron?!

Eat this also, madcap!

Sorry

What 'sorry'?

'Misunderstanding has started'

Sorry...sorry

No, I'm sorry

You should have thought about this last night

Please understand

All because of you, Kathy

Sorry, dear, she asked So I gave it to her

I wouldn't have if she hadn't

'It's an accident'

- You foodie, eat this too - Get lost!

She gave me a killing glare from that distance, you know

Isn't that possessiveness?

But after all that, she spoke the next second to me normally

I just can't understand these girls as far as relationship goes, dude

Dude, let me tell you something

Go directly to her face to face Ask her what is the problem openly

- That's the best solution - Shut up, you mongrel

I'm scared he will invite Saturn's malefic effects

And I'm struggling to make him stick to friendship zone for a month

Are you trying to instigate him?

What do you know about love?

Have you spoken a single word to her without telling me?

How will I take a decision without asking you, Roma

Hear...hear!

You relax

All this is common in love

Tomorrow she'll come, talk to you spontaneously

But I feel terrible, da

But small problems like this strengthen a relationship, right?

Naina, 1 dosa

Not sure if she ate because I got upset

What did you eat?

Pcccht! Not yet

I have to eat

Go and eat on time

My mom kept asking about you

- 'About me? - Yes'

What did she ask?

What else will she ask? About our wedding naturally

Bye

Madcap!

Miss you too

'Type Hash#include Only then the program will run'

'Don't know your basics and sitting here'

'Going in for hair transfer 2 years ago'

He lost what little hair he had!

Hey! If you're mad at him, why show it on your computer?

'Ignore it'

How do you expect me to ignore it? He is tagging along wherever we go

We went to watch a film the other day

'Why did you call him here, Isai?'

As if I called him?!

He came without my knowledge and said it's a surprise

What can I do?

Take some

Just a mouthful, here

Thank you

Feeling shy to ask me!

Eat...eat

- Oooo! - Who the hell is that?

Sorry...sorry

'Movie starts only after this'

Hello, sir

Come home tomorrow at 10:00 a.m sharp

We need to discuss a life matter

Come dressed in your best clothes, okay?

Bye

I keep asking this man to buy me a LED TV, he will come up with some excuse

Honest, I have made milk dumpling for you, eat and then go out

Hello...come back

Forget about me eating

Soon there'll be a feast for the entire town

You will need your silk sari Iron it and keep it ready

- Huh? - Hahn!

Aunties, don't have a TV in your house?

Why do you always come here to watch TV? GET OUT!

Get lost!

I think he has applied for a loan in his office

And buying a house in my name

Honest has become very responsible

Now do you understand the magic of 1 month?

You listened to my advice and maintained your distance

She has now called you to talk about life matter

She has given you a direct signal

From tomorrow you can start with due diligence all duties of a lover

Most importantly, talk to her parents with no hopes at all

Zero hopes!

You get it?

Dude, let me fall at your feet

Not ordinary feet that pulled off this feat but the pillars of the wedding hall

- Bless you - What, machan?

Have you kissed her yet?

- What one track mind, moron! - Not so soon

- Sorry - There is still time for it

'That's my darling boy'

Dude, I'm planning to upgrade my house to add some more space

After we are married she also needs freedom, right?

I'll contact broker Bhoominathan right away

Don't they generally open a fixed deposit for the babies they plan?

Should I do it right away or wait for the baby?

- Dude, Roman Reigns - What, da?

Can you tag along with me tomorrow

I feel very nervous

You'll be of great support if you come

Okay, I'll come

Lord Vinayaga, after Isai discusses our life matter

'Marry her and have twins like double-shot crackers'

'If You grant my wish I'll name one baby Ganesha'

'And the other your brother Muruga!'

'But if I get triplets what will I name the 3rd baby?'

'Is this my son?'

Amma

Amma, were you chopping vegetables?

What is this miracle?

Falling at your father's feet for his blessing!

From now on that's how it will be, ma

You don't have to do any work hereafter

You take rest, understand?

Why don't you both go on an 'All India' trip'?

You plan and let me know

It is all a matter of time

See you, ma

Time to go

Let's go by flight, dear

I'm talking to you

Where? Graveyard?

- For sure - Chee!

'This man is head to toe pessimistic!'

They will volunteer to take care of all the wedding expenses

Don't nod immediately

We retain our dignity only if we take up half the expenses

That is first and must

But where will I go for half the expenses?

Your father, Chockalingam

Ask him and he'll give

You bet he'll give left, right and center!

Fat hopes!

Honest, I was wondering why you hadn't turned up

I reached here by 10:00 a.m, aunty

I was waiting out for auspicious time to begin

- Time is right now - Oh!

Aunty, he's my friend Raman

- Come in - Roman

Oh!!

Aunty, he having one TATA ACE

We can use it free for our wedding chores

Oh! Is that so? Super...super!

We can do it for half the price

- Okay, come inside - I'm in, aunty

'He has found a girl in a million!'

Dude

Inform our boys and arrange for the tools

Why? Planning to fix a flat tire?

Then what? Behaving like a madcap!

Listen, if your love is true

Even Lord Krishna cannot barge in and play His flute!

Confidencing!

If you resort to violence for trivialities, what kind of life is this?

Are we here to kill?

Blasphemy!

- What are you doing here, da? - 'Who is talking to me with disrespect?'

Sensitivity matter

Talk without hurting her

I'll wait underground

Call me finishing after love talk

'Love is always troublesome'

'How many barriers for a matter that finishes in 10 minutes!'

What happened, da?

You came up halfway

I knew he'll do this

But it isn't an issue

Let us talk to uncle and aunty

I'll talk to them, come

Hey!

What will you talk?

I can't wait anymore, Isai

I'll tell them about our love matter

Love matter?

Which love matter?

Our 'love' only, dear What else do you want me to tell?

When did we start loving each other?

Stop playing the fool, Isai

- Come - Chee! Stop

Are you playing the fool with me?

When did we love each other?

Hey!

Don't bug me

I can see your camera is on

Is this a prank? Give it to me now

Let go of my phone, da

Why are you spinning new stories?

Are we both dating each other?

I have been dating Harish for a month

Our vibes matched well

We are going to get married

You are always my bestie, man

- Understand? - Who is the bestie?

He is the bestie, di

Is he still here?

Isai, don't say this even just for fun

We have been chatting as lovers for the past 1 month

I will slipper you!

I have always seen you as a good friend

Have I ever said I love you?

Tell me, you dumbo

Did I say so?

One day before your parents returned

Like this, you stood in my terrace

You said 'I missed knowing you during college, love you, man'

And you hugged me

I asked you if it was true and you said 'yes'

What is that called?

For a minute I got scared

Madcap!

Wait till we get married You and your silly pranks!

Okay, laugh all you want Then say it's a prank, let's go

We have a lot to arrange for our wedding

Stop playing the fool

I swear I can't take this, da

When I said, 'Love you, man' did you assume all along I was in love with you?

I thought, huh?

Hey! Not 'thinking', di It is the goddamn truth, di

What are you saying, di?

Lunatic! Harish was right when he said you're really naive!

Come on, man Move to this generation

The 'Love you, man' I said

That's a phrase something anyone will tell anyone they are close to

Only if I say 'I love you'

It means I am in love with you

You get it?

Excellent news!

Fantastic!

Pcccht!

What is this new trend, huh?

Love is love and even a 3 year old will know!

You are spinning new meanings and a totally different tale

It's clear now Crystal clear

He is the culprit

He has brainwashed you and changed your mind overnight

I've already told Roman to get the weapons ready

Close this chap's chapter

I expected this to happen when you were chasing him all the time

She claims 'Love you' is different from 'I love you'

In which country?

What will you say about us sharing hearts on Snapchat?

You sent me a yellow heart

That signifies

Friendship

- Another reel-spin - Lunatic!

Come up with another story

What is happening here? I don't understand anything

Is it the blessings from my appa torturing me like this?

Okay...tell me

Which dictionary says 'Yellow heart' means friendship

I want to know Tell me...tell me

Are you scared?

In college I stole your passport size photo

You complained to the HOD and got me suspended

Such a stubborn girl Right from the morning

From when you wake up and brush your teeth

Your ear rings, bindi, lipstick, make up

You will keep sending me your photos

I should look at them and enjoy Is that what you call as friendship?

I sent it to maintain Snapchat streak

I didn't send it you alone I sent it to everyone I know

- Everyone? - Yeah

Then...one day

One photo

You were wearing a short skirt

You sent it to me, I saw it and said, 'you look awesome'

- Even that? - Yes

You are a 'glam doll' That's what you'll do

[calling out to crows]

'Come...come'

Hi, uncle

Hi, Isai

'Did the function at home go well?'

Yes, satisfactory

- Bye uncle, love you - Love you, ma

Bye

[calling out to crows]

'Caw...caw...caw'

I will never ever fall in love with you

I don't have to prove I never loved you either

I'm not responsible for your fertile imagination!

I intend marrying only Harish

Don't ever stand in front of me at any point of time

Leave this place

Get lost!

Just go

I understand

She said she wants to elope with you overnight

You are worried where to take her and how to take care of her

I have a friend in Mumbai

You leave tonight by train

Ask her not to bring any money or jewelry

We'll take care of the grocery

'Happy?'

We'll be late to catch the train, let's go

'You both should live happily in Mumbai like Arvind Swami and Manisha Koirala'

'Have twins and be happy only then I'll breathe my last'

Hey, Honest

Hey, Honest

Hey...dai!

'Love comes along with 1008 problems'

Stop there!

Honest, lifetime lunatic!

Bloody tramp! Where the hell are you going?

Let go of me, da

God help me Aiyaiyo!

- I don't know to swim - He's about to drown

Oh my God! I can't breathe How can I save you?

Someone come, help me

[spluttering]

Save that lady too!

What is your problem, you want to commit suicide at so young an age!

- Why didn't you keep an eye on him - Shut up and get lost!

'Please go, akka I'll talk to him'

Go and die alone if you want to

Why try to commit suicide when I am there?

I came in to save you and they were pushing me inside, morons!

Something is moving Blood carp, yuck!

Love comes with 101 problems So will you try to drown?

'You have experienced love or not?'

SHE NEVER LOVED ME IT SEEMS, DA

She claims I am her boy bestie, da

I should have kissed her the first day and I would have known

Calling you my mentor I listened to you, mental!

Get lost, da

I've been living in an imaginary world thinking she is in love with me for a month

Don't talk to me, get lost

What is this?

I can't even be a good mentor!

Hey! What if someone had brainwashed her overnight?

Good reason she could have said all this

Brainwash?!

Get lost!

It's all gone Gone with the wind!

I thought we were lovers and I had built a palace in my heart

Crumbled to mere debris!

That's all, she is not mine anymore

She has ditched me I don't want this life

- Go die if you want - No one can stop me

Stop right there, you lunatic!

Dude, he fell into the ocean

Hey

Don't go home like this Change into a dry set of clothes

Take it

'Situation dangerous'

What happened?

When he heard the girl he loved was getting married and never loved him

He tried to drown in the sea

For the past 1 month he assumed she was his world and flipped for her

Now when he learnt it is all one sided

He is a human being too, no?

'How much will he bear?'

Without valuing love

In this time of love in the morning, matter in the afternoon and break up at night

Loving a girl with his whole heart and treating her like his prize treasure

Look at his blessed plight!

'Push me...push me'

I think it is true the world is about to end

'I won't get down Push me hard'

[laughs]

'Athimber', I am really pissed

- Get away from here - Sorry, uncle

Clear out

'I can still feel the heat'

I'll make him sleep in my terrace tonight

It is dangerous to leave him alone

- 'Okay' - Tell his parents he's with me

'Okay, I'll tell them'

Thillai

Love is pain, da

"I checked the blunders I had done"

"I pursued to become a better person"

"I become a cloud drifting and distant"

"You are my ray, my silver moon constant"

"For a love that is not true"

"He is thanking-"

Hey, Honest

Sleep, da

All of us will eventually sleep one day

Huh?

'Something is wrong'

Let me come to your mat

Keep calm and close you eyes

Everything will be fine in the morning

Yes

EVERY THING will be fine in the morning

'Oh God!'

Hey, Jaba Kumar Are you there?

I'm scared

If I rest peacefully for a minute he will rest in peace forever

I should not sleep

No shut-eye

I should...not...slee-

[snoring]

Honest?

Hey!

Honest

'EVERY THING will be fine in the morning'

Knowing you for so many for years, I didn't ask if you want to be burnt or buried

'Blind or what? Banging into me'

Stop!

Why did you text that in the Group?

I was petrified you were dead

I wanted to die and stood on the nearby railway track

No train at that time

I thought deep and hard after that

Will she think about me for 10 days after I die?

15th day she will marry someone else

And dance with him for some random folk song

What is the point of me dying then?

Let me reverse what girls generally say

If she gets married to someone else other than me

I'll kill her and I'll also die

Till then

I'll 'proof' the love she is denying to accept

She's underestimating me!

'Love-psycho'

- What are you doing here? - Isai, please, Isai

Isai, listen to me just once

- Please, Isai - What? Tell me

After we get married, we can open Savings Account for our kids

We can even upgrade our house It will be spacious

No need to be scared of anyone and agree

I'm there for you

We'll travel a long life together Please listen to me

You bought coffee for me with a heart signature on top

Isn't that 'love', Isai?

Go and check all the cups here and tell me

Isai...Isai

You're living in a separate world you have created for yourself

Do you get it?

- No, Isai - Love is an unique feeling

I have an image of how my boyfriend should be

I will get that feel only when I meet such a person

Am I not that, Isai?

No, not you

Please understand, Honest

Please, Isai Let me tell you

- I have work to do - Listen to me

Isai, no one has taught me the difference between 'love you' and 'I love you'

You've blocked me in all social media

- Isai...Isai - Honest, please don't hound me

You can ask me a million times but my answer is still 'no'

You will get a much better girl than me Please don't stalk me like this, Honest

Aiyo! You are the most wonderful girl in the world in my eyes

Please, Isai Listen to me

I'll fall at your feet if you want

Honest! What are you doing?

- Don't create a scene - He won't reform, no?

Say 'yes' to me Then I'll get up

Get up, Honest

Honest, everyone is staring at me

Get up for heaven's sake We'll be the laughing stock!

Dude Harish

Get up, Honest

- Please, Isai - Why did you do this?

I'll be the groom you want me to be Just give me 1 chance

- Bash you up - Hey!

Isai, what's his problem?

You don't know the issue Don't poke your nose

Harish, call your boys off-

Umesh, why did you hit him?

Umesh, you're making a big blunder

I'm keeping quiet for her sake Don't provoke me

He didn't commit any crime

If I see you stalking her I'll rip you apart, get lost!

'Let's go'

Go away

- Sit down - Real rowdy boys!

What's the use of education?!

Drink some water

- 'Disgusting behavior' - What is it?

'They are going overboard!'

Bala, give tea to the auto driver

- Roman - 'Yes, da'

There was an issue in the office

They hit me, da Bring the boys over here

'I have 101 issues at home They are pressurizing me to get married'

'I have enough issues and you keep saying 'issue'!'

- Hang up' - HEY!

Jaba Kumar, I got into a mess here

I know, I'm also there Don't worry-

Hey dude...listen

'Honest knows about our problem, da'

Don't do anything, Harish

I'm just going to talk

I believe you wanted to talk in private

Tell me Let's talk

Isai, I want to talk to you

I don't need to talk to him

I don't have anything to say to you, Honest

She has made it clear, right?

Leave, da

Bro, I'm talking about our love

Why are you interfering?

First of all who fell in love with you?

Isai told me everything yesterday

She was talking to you just out of pity

He assumed she loves him

[mimicking]

What? What are you laughing for?

That's called 'love'

- Dai! - Hey!

Being single and making a ruckus

I'll skin you alive, clear out

You can't beat our Baldie!

Who is single?

Am I a lion to fight all by myself?

Swine

That too, wild pigs

We come only in herds!

Harish, no need Why invite trouble?

'This is the worst gang in the entire college'

'Can't din sense in their heads Let's get out of here'

You know me as a colleague You don't know me as a college student

Now you'll find out

Kathy, take Isai with you

- Come, Isai - No need

Listen to me

Make way, man

HEY!

"If my buddy lays his hand on youEe even an iron rod will bend into two"

"It will break and melt too Kaput…chapter closed for you"

"Hey kiddo, if flies hound you, then whole boy will stink to high heaven"

"People will blow the conch and gather Dance and sing to the cemetery together"

'Love you' is different from 'I love you' it seems!

'Scoundrel...try your luck'

Why are they fighting like barbarians?

Didn't they corner him alone?

Serves them right!

Harish!

Come on

Come this side

'Bro...let me go'

"If you clash and bang into the Fearless Boys gang"

"You asked for trouble unsolicited Tucked your tail and scooted"

"Scaredy-cat absconded"

Come on

- Tore the shirts to tatters - Yov! Send him away

- Send who away? - Not us, boss

After watching a film about friends, I came in that mood because you called for help

'I must slap my head with a shoe!'

Sir, I've been suffering from high fever past 2 days

'Brainless or what?'

Working in a reputed IT company

Fighting like rowdies on the roadside

Sir, they were the ones who created a ruckus

He is torturing my fiancee claiming he loves her, sir

He pulled her hands in the middle of the road, sir

Sir, I didn't torture her

Hey!

We were both in love

He interfered and brainwashed her

You're some big catch and he brainwashed her!

In the name of love are you eve teasing?

'Let me take a back seat'

You've had it from me if that girl denies your statement

Tell me, madam Were you in love with him?

No, sir

Harish and I are getting married next month

I moved with him as a friend

He assumed it is love and is torturing me!

Rascal! You call this 'love'?

Bloody rascal! This is your 'love'?

Love it seems! Roadside Romeo!

Lying through your teeth?

'Love' it seems!

You've manhandled a girl in a public place

Aren't you ashamed?

You thought you can get away with it?

Jobless junk heads like you should be strangled

If a girl talks in a friendly way you go and stalk her

Then assume it is love and torture her

'If she still doesn't accept'

'Throw acid on her face or kill her in the middle of the road'

I'll skin you alive, rascals What do you think of yourselves, huh?

All of you will reform only if you count bars!

Educated rowdies!

'You think no one will question you? I'll kill you!'

'If I see you anywhere near Sangeetha'

Lock up all of you under POSCO Act

'I will tear you to tatters'

Hey! All of you also

Madam, file a complaint against them

'I will handle everything else'

No, sir Poor chap!

Let him go, his parents will be upset if they get to know

Did you hear that?

How can you torture such a kind hearted girl?

- GO! - Thank you, sir

Hey...go, go

- My uncle is patrol driver in Tambaram - Hey! Clear out

Wait, I say

How many more people should suffer because of you?

After befriending you I thought you were a good chap I can trust

You know the boy you were during college days

That's your true colors

When you were on the housekeeping job you tricked me by acting like a good soul

Only now I realise that

What?

House keeping, huh?

I thought I shouldn't bring this up

But you will reform only if I bring it out in the open

Sir told his family for the past 6 months he is working in an IT company

He was my housekeeper for a meager monthly salary

Is he acting too big for his boot in an ordinary housekeeping job?

'Listen'

Won't you use your brains?

You were the toilet cleaner in my house

How will I let you into my bedroom?

'Tell me'

Will you do the same?

Will you let your maid into your bed?

Listen, Harish and I are getting married

Don't attend my wedding even as my housekeeper!

Is this entering your thick skull?

Hey Kalyani

I've asked for a transfer to Trichy

I'll ask my manager about it and be back

Ma

Serve me food

Ma

Ma

Serve me food, ma

I'm starving, ma

Ma, I'm talking to you

Look at me Serve me food, ma

Why did you do this?

Appa's friend is a police constable in that station it seems

When he called and spoke appa got scared

What is the matter, da?

No

You know that chap who harassed you in the bus stop the other day

I bashed him black and blue

Did he try to act funny again with you?

He doesn't come anywhere near me

Who is he?

My college classmate

Discontinued in 3rd year

As if the way he hassled me in college was not enough

He tortured me by stalking me wherever he saw me even after that

I think he reformed after you bashed him

Okay, but tell me Why don't you like him?

Why?

Was his love not true enough?

I don't know

Maybe

He was truly in love with me

Pccht! But isn't there a way to express it properly?

Plus even for me

Not just me

Generally a girl should feel attracted when she looks at a boy

And feel a lifetime with him will be simply amazing

I didn't have any such feeling when I saw him

Then how will it work out?

Perhaps

Even after I turned him down

If he hadn't disturbed me the way he did

I don't know if I would have flipped for him

But I would have thought of him as a good soul

'Okay, come home soon'

It's late I'm going home

"You pluck a flower in a bloodied rain shower"

"When I screamed in pain you hear it as musical refrain"

"I thought it was a dream somehow"

"I broke the intoxication of love"

"If asked 'what is love? Tell me' 'Life' will be my reply promptly"

Don't you have sense?

You've fought like rowdies in the middle of the road?

This is the first and last warning

If this happens again

I'll fire you all Get out!

"How can I laugh in the battlefield?"

"Dark clouds of despair wield thoughts that wander unsealed"

"Shall I lend my shoulder strong to you in life to walk along?"

"I rested my head in your lap comfy"

"When I woke up, to my shock I see another face in your lap, my carbon copy"

"I rested my head in your lap snugly"

"When I woke up, to my shock I see some other man, my xerox copy"

"Travel yonder and beyond faraway That's the scent I yearn night and day"

"How can I laugh carefree in the throes of war gory?"

"You pluck a flower in a bloodied rain shower"

"When I screamed in pain you hear it as musical refrain"

"I thought it was a dream somehow"

Mr Keeping

Harish wants to see you Go and find out why

Oh! It was you, huh?

Don't you know how to mail a client?

Giving me grief by joining with some random recommendation

Get my approval hereafter before you mail, got it?

Go and attend to your work

Sorry

"I called you my love, my life because only you can be my wife"

Hey Deepthi

Hi Harish What are you doing here?

This is Isai My fiancee

- Oh! Hi - Hello

Isai, this is Deepthi

My...friend

'You know there's a name for a person who is always wrong about everything, all the time'

Husband!

Soon I'm going to play the role of 'husband'

Love you, Isai

Cheers

Cheers!

Isai, you won't drink, huh?

You opted for juice

Occasionally but not now

So finally a wicket is falling in our team

Actually he'll keep teasing me often

Saying I'll be the one to get married first

But now, our boss is howzatt!

When are you getting married?

Why are you reminding me of that, Isai?

It was great when I was in a live-in relationship with Deepak

I told him 'let's continue this way'

He said 'only if we marry there is a feeling of security'

I said 'even after we get married if it doesn't work out, I'll walk out'

He said, 'okay but let's get married' He tortured me with his persistence

I finally said 'okay'

Next month, plan

Actually, Swetha, you are outdated

Live-in trend is a thing of the past Situationship trend is the present

We spend time with a person based on our mood and need and keep moving on

I guess Deepak is scared Swetha will ditch him

That is why he wants a nuptial agreement as safety net

Everyone can't be as lucky as you

Deepthi should have told you

'Marry me, Harish while we are living together'

Then you would have understood my stomach pain!

Deepthi wouldn't have said anything like that

What, Deepthi? Did we behave like a live-in couple?

'We were fighting like Tom & Jerry in the same house'

But each day was eventful with a special memory

- 'So you think! - And'

- 'No idea how 1 year flew, Deepthi?' - 'Oh! Is that so, sir?'

Then live in with Isai for 1 year and then get married

Are you mad or what?

Look what she's saying knowing very well we are engaged

She is just letting her tongue run

What happened?

I'll be right back

1 minute Isai...Isai

Wait, Isai

What happened?

Were you and Deepthi living together?

Yes, Isai, but it was only when we were dating

Once we entered into a serious relationship

We got separated

Why didn't you tell this to me earlier, Harish?

This is not such a big deal to tell you

Don't create a scene, okay? Our friends are waiting inside

Let go of me!

Who is creating a scene?

This may not be a big deal for you

But it matters big time for me

You were living with a girl and you proposed to me

Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Harish?

What is shame in this? I don't understand

Am I two timing with her as my mistress?

Didn't you listen to Amy in there?

These days situationship is the trend

Why are you fussing about live-in relationships?

Live-in can be anything for you

But it is a big deal for me

No, I don't get it

I'm just trying to make some sense into your head

First of all, understand the difference between live-in and marriage

Live-in is a bond you can cultivate with anyone

But marriage

It is a commitment you give one person for a lifetime

Live-in is different Marriage is different

How are they both different? Both are the same for me-

'She is saying 'Love you' is different from 'I love you' it seems'

The 'Love you, man' I said

'That's a phrase something anyone will tell anyone they are close to'

Only if I say 'I love you'

'It means I am in love with you'

'Love you' is different from 'I love you'

'You get it?'

Then you and he were in the same house for 6 months

You expect me to believe both of you were not tempted even once to flirt!

You are acting like Mary Magdalene!

Knowing all this I agreed to marry you

Miss Righteous!

Isai

Isai

'You bought coffee for me with a heart signature on top'

'Isn't that love, Isai?'

'Come on, man Move to this generation'

'You're living in a separate world you have created for yourself'

'Do you get it?'

[Malayalam] 'Is this how you clean?'

Is this how they taught you Housekeeping?!

'Don't you have sense? I'll change the house keeping'

Clean properly

Hold the mop this way and bend, only then it will be dirt-free

[in unison] House keeping...house keeping

[in unison] House keeping...house keeping

Honest

Had lunch, Honest?

1 minute

I need to talk to you

Sorry, Honest I was angry the other day-

No

I take the blame completely

I didn't understand you

And troubled you

My amma

Every single day told me 'Eat before you step out'

But for a week now

She did not ask me even once if I ate

My dad, Chockalingam

He did not miss a single day of yelling or hitting me

But now even my father

All these days

I thought love is an emotion you only get from a girl

But only now I am just realizing who gives me unconditional love

My family giving me this cold treatment

Hurting more than a break up

It is getting late

I'll take leave

Love is dead, Honest It is all situationship now

What are you doing here, dear?

Appa

What happened, Isai?

I heard 'Indian 2' is amazing Shall we go watch?

'Indian 3 is here'

- Lie down...lie down - I'll see you, Honest

Why is your face so dull, of late?

Because your mother is upset with you?

Nothing like that, pa

Harish and you dated for a month to understand each other

Did you understand each other?

After dating you told me both of you sync so well

Confidently you said, 'he is a man of this generation, pa'

Where's your confidence?

You don't have an answer for any of my questions

You won't have

Because love is not something you find after dating a person

You think she is upset with you?

She is upset with herself

When you were 3 years old, I lost my job

For a whole year, your mother worked as a house maid and made ends meet

When she was working there

She was told she had to carry the child and do the chores

And she used to carry the kids on her hip and complete the house work

She felt 'If I can take care of someone's kid like this'

'Then how about my own?' That is why she pampers you so much

I used to yell at her

'Don't be over indulgent He will become thoroughly spoilt'

She never listened to my advice

Having pampered you

She is upset with herself for letting you do house work, son

Amma doesn't know we ourselves shouldn't demean our work

Have you stuck to any job for 6 months continuously?

But you did so with this housekeeping

Then you liked what you did

I'm very proud of you, son

What do you say, Rama?

Yes, 'appa'

'If you say so'

'I am to blame completely, pa'

I thought everyone should see everything the same way I do

There is no such hard and fast rule, pa

Why didn't I realise that?

Harish was dating me and same time living with her

It didn't seem like a big deal to him, pa

But for me, it is a big deal, appa

Wouldn't Honest have felt the same way?

Son, what is the name of the girl who took you to the police station?

Isai

You being in love with that girl with all your heart is fine

But when she says 'no' and walks away isn't it wrong of you to go behind her?

I won't do that hereafter, appa

Okay

Amma hasn't eaten yet

Go and console her, go

Come with me

You stay back

- You go - Why me?

Go and come

Take the liquor bottle behind the pot

Hey! Push the pot and bring it

Isai, when someone narrates a story

'Once upon a time, in a town, there was a house'

He is referring to a thatched hut he knows

You will perceive it to be a bungalow

But a house is a dwelling place

Same way, you saying 'Love you' as a friend, he perceived it as love

Love between human is always love

It can be between anybody

Right?

Cheer up

What is this, Kalyani?

Getting upset like a girlfriend and acting pricey, huh?

Let go of me!

This is how you behaved after you married my appa, 'Drama Queen'

What are you doing?

Madcap

Oh! Is that so?

Take this waterfalls

You're getting mad at me for taking on our family 'business'!

Look at him laughing, ma

- Pour it on him, ma - How dare you!

Hey! Did you see Honest?

I think he is at his workspace

Isai, I'm sorry

I understood everything

It was my fault to have hidden the fact I was in a live-in relationship

No, Harish

I should be apologizing

I shouldn't have commented on your lifestyle

It is your life and your choice

I should have only told you if it will suit me or not

I'm not fit for you, Harish

I have seen a lot of this kind of lifestyle

Sorry, I mean our vibe kind of lifestyle

Under the pretext of catching up with the robotic speed of life

...how long will we not laugh where we should?

And not cry where we should shed a tear?

We can do everything, right?

Listen, Harish

I'm sure you'll get a better bride than me

Bye

- Akash - Tell me, Isai

Hasn't Honest come to office?

No, Isai, he resigned and left He won't come hereafter

Isn't it obvious, noticing your team mates are so happy?

My brother is slightly okay only from yesterday, akka

Don't hurt him again by saying something, please

In another 2 weeks he'll go away to Singapore

After that he won't come anywhere near you for sure

I don't want to get married now, appa

I'll tell you when I feel like it

Please don't compel

'Pccht! Isai, I'm not compelling you'

'But as a father isn't it my responsibility?'

'No point thinking about the past That's what I wanted to say

'Hope you understand'

'What did you like in the movie?'

'Ask me what I didn't like, I'll tell you'

- 'Then tell us what you didn't like' - Can I borrow your phone?

I liked many parts But the thing I didn't like is 'Love'

'I didn't like it one bit'

'Isn't it a love story, sir?'

'I know but experience speaks!'

'What to do?'

'Love isn't my cup of tea!'

'Tell us what you liked'

First 2 minutes of the film, hero is single, I liked it very much'

- 'Thank you - Thanks, sir'

'Sir, tell us How was the film?'

'Appa, don't do this'

- Don't hit me - Hey!

- I've reached a good level - Who bloody level?

- Amma, tell him - Will you stop this nonsense?

Do you think he is still a kid?

He is the owner of an agency Keep that in mind

What bloody agency owner?

I was happy few friends joined hands to take a lease and start an agency

But now he says Roman and he want to open a gaming center in the vacant room above

Rs 10/hour is the fee charged and wants me to run the agency which he started

You change first, stop hitting him

Why are you still in touch with him?

Time is precious, Honest

Look, only 'Smack Down' won't do

Assassin's Creed, Red Dead Redemption and GTA 6

Only if we include these games we can develop the company

[overlap of voices]

- Catch him - Just you wait

Wait, dear

Hello, dear

- Are you doing good? - I'm good, uncle

Let them talk

How are you, Honest?

I'm good

How are you?

Surviving!

I was told you relocated to Singapore

I went

But...I didn't like it much

I moved back to my comfort zone

Availed a bank loan and with a few friends I leased out this agency

Life is...going on

This is how boys are, no?

Once you decide to leave you'll cut us abruptly once and for all

I was right here, closeby

Why didn't you try talking to me?

Maybe you lost what you felt for me

Some feelings happen just once

If it subsides, that is it

Doesn't mean it vanished into thin air

It will be present

For a lifetime

But it will just

...remain as a feeling

Won't feel like making it materialize

I am to blame for everything

I am really sorry

- I gave you hope- - No...no

Actually, it is all my fault

I did not understand you

And blundered my way through

No, Honest

I was the one who made the mistake in college too

And even now I am the one who made a huge blunder

Oh! Is it?

Our clients have been waiting for long

Okay, I'll make a move

- Honest - Come, da

Honest, 1 minute

My boy!

I am calling you and you keep walking away

I didn't come here to meet you, okay?

I need a person for housekeeping

You'll definitely get one

But we are following few rules and regulations here

The boss does not choose the maid

The maid chooses the boss

Understanding?

Boys and girls

Yes, sir [in unison]

Madam needs a new house keeper

Whoever is okay with this boss

Sign the agreement and take charge

- Okay? - Okay, sir [in unison]

Good

I don't need any of them

A year ago, a person worked in my house

I need my house keeper back

That's very difficult

This Honest Raj's heart has no place for any sympathy

So you may-

How did you get this?

I'm not saying this as his mother, dear

I am telling you as a woman to a woman

My son is really a good man

I love you, Honest

Why is your son not hugging her back?

Ask him to hug her, di

'Your son! Genetic!!'

- Doesn't seem so - Hug her back

I hope there's no hidden meaning in this 'Love you'

Then, okay

"Hey! Super Star I will be"

"You are my Sri Devi"

"Watch that black & white movie"

"Made for each other are we So our fans claim us to be"

'Made for each other' couple Soooper!

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