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Thank you all
for coming out.
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I know dry season has been
hard on all of us.
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When is this
gonna be over?
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I'm tired
of drinking sand.
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My pee stream is like
half of what it used to be.
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I get it.
We all hate dry season.
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But there are benefits.
Dry season drives
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the tickle trolls north,
far away from here.
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What's so bad about the
tickle trolls? They sound fun.
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Trust me, they gave
themselves that name
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to lure you in.
They are ruthless!
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But we'll get through this,
and as we all know,
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surviving hardship together
is what creates a sense
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of community.
Does it?
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Yes, sometimes! So,
to help us all get through it,
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I've organized Dry Fest.
We're making it fun,
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like we did
with swarming locust season.
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No one enjoyed
Locust Fest.
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I seem to remember you
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winning
the locust-eating contest.
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They flew
into my mouth when I yawned.
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Are you gonna give
your medal back?
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Let's not go crazy.
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OK, then.
We've got a lot
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of fun dry-season
activities planned.
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Later on, we'll have
a slam poetry contest
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called "What I Hate
About Dry Season!"
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This sucks!
Yeah!
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Man 2: Window dressing at best!
I'm sorry.
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What do you want me to do?
Fix my melted house!
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Strengthen my pee stream!
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Can you just
make it less dry?
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Are you seriously
criticizing me
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for the weather now?
Hey, you signed up
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for this when you called
yourself king.
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I see this as more
of a referendum
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on his leadership in general.
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Scott, slam poetry style:
Season's too dry,
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dust in my eye!
Pee stream's light
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and I blame King Ty!
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It's more of a referendum
on his leadership in general.
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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Slam poetry's canceled!
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Whoo!
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It was one thing
when they blamed me
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for the grain shortage.
That's on me
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for storing the grain
in the pig pen.
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And I'll take the hit for
the pig obesity problem, too.
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But the citizens are being
unreasonable here.
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I'd say you've got
yourself a popularity problem.
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I got a problem.
My soldiers keep deserting
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because of the heat,
and the punishment for deserters
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is I gotta club 'em.
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Which wastes my arm
for like a day and a half.
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Isn't there a place
my soldiers could cool off?
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OK, this is one
I can solve.
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Mom, your temple is
nice and cool.
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Could Stupe's soldiers use that
as their barracks?
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Absolutely not!
My temple is for my worshipers.
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Aren't you overstating
the number of worshipers
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you have by making it plural?
For your information,
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I have picked up
a small contingent
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of very dedicated worshipers,
who love
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watching me turn
into various birds.
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Bird watchers?
Yes!
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Stupe, just convert
your soldiers to Mom worshipers.
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That won't fly.
You know who soldiers worship.
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I can't say her name.
You can say it.
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I have no problem
hearing her name.
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Athena.
Never say her name!
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That was a test
and you failed.
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Ty, I'm working
on something that can cool
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everyone down.
It's called air conditioning.
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How does it work?
No idea,
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I only have the name so far.
Well,
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in the meantime, can you just
make the citizens heartier
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and not such crybabies?
Are we talking
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about... selective breeding?
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Cuz just say the word.
I'll start the program.
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I'm itching to do it
with humans.
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No!
No selective breeding.
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People should be free
to choose their life partners
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through the tried
and true system
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of arranged marriages
and brides for land.
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Mom, can we
please use your temple?
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As long
as no one says that name.
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Great.
I'll get started.
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There's gonna be plenty
of room if we rip out
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a few friezes
and parapets.
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Don't touch
my parapets!
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Son, I really hate
to see you so down.
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I think I know what
you need to do.
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Yes, just accept
that there are times
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in a king's reign when he isn't
universally beloved.
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I was going to say cheat.
Cheat?
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Let me show you
something.
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It's in here somewhere.
What is this stuff?
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I've been alive
for thousands of years.
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I've collected a few
magic items in that time.
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Oh, is this
a genie in a lamp?
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Not quite.
It's an orgy in a lamp.
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Be careful with it.
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Woman, robocall voice:
Good morning, Master.
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You have one orgy left.
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Nope, false alarm.
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I'm saving you
for a special occasion.
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Ah, here it is.
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This is a weather stick.
You can control
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the elements with it.
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Whoa!
Where did you get this?
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I got it from my friends,
the Placeans.
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It's quite flexible
if you know how to use it.
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Now, you and I both know
you have a hard time
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getting people to like you.
Of course.
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Because I'm an authority figure.
Sure,
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let's say it's that.
But in my thousands of years
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on this earth, one thing
has always been true:
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everyone loves you
if you have a pool.
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That is true.
But I'm not going to cheat
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just to get people to love me.
Dry season serves a purpose.
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It drives
the tickle trolls north.
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Also, surviving hardships
together is what creates
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a sense of community
is what I'm telling them.
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Suit yourself.
If you'll excuse me,
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it's nap time.
If Daddy doesn't nap,
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Daddy gets cranky.
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Ugh,
this heat is unbearable.
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Look at my bowl.
I've got an algae bloom!
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All right, guys,
this is your new barracks.
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Hang on, hang on.
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My worshipers expect
an entrance.
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Ooh!
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Worshiper 1: Oh, I know
that one! That's a kingfisher.
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Worshiper 2: Ooh, hooded crow!
Worshiper 1: Red-backed shrike!
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Show the plumage!
Show the plumage!
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Yeah!
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All hail Deliria!
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Thank you, thank you.
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It was hard.
I'm amazing.
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Thank you.
Mom, I'm impressed.
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Bird nerds are
highly intelligent
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and socially inept,
which makes them
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even smarter,
in my opinion.
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All right, guys, move in.
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Be respectful of the losers
if you can.
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Huh.
Big, buff soldiers.
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Nerdy bird people.
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I can't remember.
Did Ty come out as pro-
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or anti-selective
breeding experiment?
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You remember
things he says?
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If we cross-bred
their intelligence
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with their muscles,
we'd create a super-citizen
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that could fight
and think.
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And also love birds,
I guess.
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Interesting.
Soldiers with lovers
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in the city are soldiers
who don't desert the city.
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And if I had worshipers
who were smart and beefy,
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guess whose hair I'd be in?
Athena's?
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I told you
to never say it!
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Angry bird exit!
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Majestic.
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Good citizens.
I think I have something
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that will make dry season
go a lot faster.
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What I'm wearing is called
a mud suit. Very cooling.
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You think we
haven't tried that?
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It dries, and then
you're just dirty.
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Come on, King Ty!
We want action!
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Who wants a pool?
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Cannonball!
Ooh!
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My leg's a little
broken, I think.
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I'll be damned.
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The old Mantitaur was right.
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The whole city is in the pool.
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Even Baby Charybdis
is here.
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Baby Charybdis: Hey, Ty!
Great pool!
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Hell yeah!
I love this pool!
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Baby Charybdis: Aw!
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Hail Tyrannis!
Hero of dry season!
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Oh, you guys.
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I just want everyone
to have fun.
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Ah, Dad!
I see you're having fun
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with the weather stick.
Glad you've come around.
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Just remember: a little
does go a long way.
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Right, yeah, sure.
I do say this
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as an expert in indulgence.
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Indulgence, yes!
What's this now?
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Uh, your grace?
Fantastic job with the pool.
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No need
to thank me for the pool.
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Seeing my citizens refreshed
and grateful is enough.
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One little thing.
My cows are dying of thirst.
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They're like my family.
Who I milk.
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Oh, right. Well, I
wouldn't be "the people's king"
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if I didn't help out
your cow fam.
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What do you say
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to a world-class
irrigation system?
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I can't thank you enough!
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Please, take one
of my cow daughters.
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Do whatever with it!
Oh, that's OK.
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Go on.
I'm not having sex
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with a cow!
Huh?
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What? Oh!
Is that what you thought
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I was offering?
No, no, no,
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of course not.
Sex, with a cow? Who would--
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No, I was just mentioning,
uh, that--in fact,
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you know what?
I will take one of those cows.
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I don't think so.
Right. Fair enough.
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OK, company!
Time for mess!
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Seating
arrangements are mandatory!
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I don't expect them
to mate right away.
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As a male scientist,
I estimate 10 to 15 minutes
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of light conversation before
intercourse. Let's observe.
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Soldier 2: So you just believe
everything you see on urns?
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Worshiper 2: You think what,
the whole thing was faked?
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She didn't kill her kids?
Soldier 2: You're the one
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listening to mainstream Medea!
Yikes.
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Let's try another table.
Soldier 3: I saw my best friend
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slaughtered at
the Battle of Thebes.
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He was standing as close
to me as you are right now.
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We were only boys.
Worshiper 1: Uhh...
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are you gonna ask me
anything about me?
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Maybe this is gonna
be harder than we thought.
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Ahem! Ahem!
Please note
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that persons having
active leprosy,
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or who have had leprosy
within the previous 14 days,
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shall not be allowed
to enter the pool.
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Aw!
My beloved king?
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We heard you're giving
away water
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and, well, we'd love some
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for Krapopolis' orphanage.
To bathe them and such.
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You had me
at "my beloved king!"
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Shine up those motherless
boys and girls!
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Oh, we use the girls
for kindling,
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to heat the boys' baths.
Thanks!
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Long live King Ty!
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King Ty? If you don't mind.
Thank you.
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I was starting to think
about what that woman just said.
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She wasn't saying
that they burn the girls
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for kindling, was she?
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I've heard you're
giving out water.
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Yes, thank you!
Thank you again.
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Ooh, please, go ahead.
I've kinda been debating
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adding a little pond
to my property,
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maybe putting some fish in it?
Say no more.
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Will this do?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I mean, yeah,
246
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but I want to reiterate
that I'm still
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in the "waffling" phase here.
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00:09:29,939 --> 00:09:32,912
I guess, if I decide
against the fish pond,
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I'll just dump this water
into a gulch.
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Long as you're happy!
Who's next?
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00:09:36,753 --> 00:09:38,691
Well, hello, How can I help?
252
00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:40,561
Well,
I have this cactus.
253
00:09:40,661 --> 00:09:42,197
The soil feels
pretty moist, but--
254
00:09:42,297 --> 00:09:44,936
Better safe
than succulent-less!
255
00:09:45,036 --> 00:09:46,873
Oh. Hmm.
256
00:09:46,973 --> 00:09:50,647
That's weird.
Let me just...
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I'm not normally
258
00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:56,693
into someone with
your leg shape, but would you
259
00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:59,196
ever want to "hang out"?
Absolutely.
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00:09:59,197 --> 00:10:01,335
Maybe you'd like to see
the city's famous fountain show.
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00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:04,742
You have a fountain show?
We're about to!
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00:10:04,843 --> 00:10:07,414
Nothing like a
little game to get things going.
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00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:09,485
Worshiper 1:
OK, this is a tough one.
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00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:11,422
What... uh... I--hmm.
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00:10:11,557 --> 00:10:13,025
I don't know.
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00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:15,898
Soldier 3: Odobenus the Great?
How did we not get that?
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00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:17,769
Worshiper 1: Am I supposed
to know who that is?
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00:10:17,869 --> 00:10:19,740
Soldier 3: He's the jolly
walrus-man hybrid
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00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,776
who forges our armor!
You could have given
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00:10:21,777 --> 00:10:24,515
so many clue words!
Walrus! Man! Forge!
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00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:27,688
Knowing smile! Likes to rape!
I don't get it.
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00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:29,424
This icebreaker
always works with mice.
273
00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:31,429
I don't think
smart people and people who can
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00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,834
do a one-handed pull-up
are meant to talk to each other.
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00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:36,406
How are
my super-soldiers coming along?
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00:10:36,507 --> 00:10:37,842
Not great yet.
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00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:39,813
What an incredible surprise.
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00:10:39,946 --> 00:10:42,017
Who would have guessed,
when the soldiers can see all
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00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:44,021
the worshipers' veins,
and the worshipers can smell
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00:10:44,155 --> 00:10:46,793
all the soldiers'...
well, all the soldiers.
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00:10:46,893 --> 00:10:48,931
Here.
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00:10:49,031 --> 00:10:50,534
Hey!
283
00:10:50,635 --> 00:10:54,074
We're trying to create lasting
emotional connections here!
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00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:56,245
Worshiper 3: Hi, I'm Katie.
My friends are annoying.
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00:10:56,378 --> 00:10:58,482
Can I hang with you?
Stand down, Hippo.
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00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:00,019
But--come on!
I was just--
287
00:11:00,152 --> 00:11:01,923
Worshiper 4: Hey, do you want
to hear me talk about
288
00:11:02,023 --> 00:11:04,829
the Sardinian warbler
for a really long time?
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00:11:04,929 --> 00:11:06,767
Do I!
Worshiper 4: So, starting
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00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,737
with the plumage...
291
00:11:12,745 --> 00:11:14,649
Isn't instant
gratification
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00:11:14,749 --> 00:11:16,686
just so incredibly
gratifying?
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00:11:16,786 --> 00:11:18,757
I don't know why
it took me so long.
294
00:11:18,857 --> 00:11:20,594
Hey, Ty-bone!
Great pool.
295
00:11:20,694 --> 00:11:22,264
People are
giving me nicknames!
296
00:11:22,397 --> 00:11:23,600
You mean
new nicknames.
297
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,069
What was
my previous nickname?
298
00:11:25,169 --> 00:11:26,807
Ha ha! We don't have
to get into that.
299
00:11:26,907 --> 00:11:28,510
See, before,
they felt they couldn't get
300
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,179
too close to me.
They were too concerned
301
00:11:30,279 --> 00:11:32,851
about the decorum between
a king and his subjects.
302
00:11:32,951 --> 00:11:34,287
Let's say
that's it, yes.
303
00:11:34,387 --> 00:11:36,392
But now, look at this.
Miriam, up top.
304
00:11:36,492 --> 00:11:38,195
Looking good, Not-Dork.
305
00:11:38,295 --> 00:11:39,898
Hey, can you wet down
my sandals?
306
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,505
They just look better
with a little sheen.
307
00:11:42,605 --> 00:11:44,175
Sure thing.
308
00:11:44,308 --> 00:11:46,212
Son, might you be
overdoing it a little?
309
00:11:46,312 --> 00:11:48,115
Whaaat?
Now who's the uptight one?
310
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,787
Grab yourself a Ty Colada and
start your next nap right there.
311
00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:52,792
Hey, you guys want
to see my pee stream?
312
00:11:52,892 --> 00:11:55,396
Oh, Joshua, we really
don't need to see that--
313
00:11:55,496 --> 00:11:57,267
That is quite robust.
314
00:11:57,367 --> 00:12:00,173
OK, this is crazy.
315
00:12:00,273 --> 00:12:02,712
Some of the soldiers
who deserted heard about this
316
00:12:02,812 --> 00:12:04,481
and came back,
with more soldiers!
317
00:12:04,582 --> 00:12:06,886
And everyone's humping!
Something about
318
00:12:06,986 --> 00:12:09,324
the music and the darkness
and the alcohol.
319
00:12:09,325 --> 00:12:11,127
We've created an atmosphere
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00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:13,266
of artificial sexual arousal!
321
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,272
No one can hear
anything anyone is saying!
322
00:12:16,405 --> 00:12:18,710
And they're loving it!
323
00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:21,081
I'm gonna live forever!
324
00:12:21,215 --> 00:12:24,821
It's a feeling I'm having
right now due to the intensity
325
00:12:24,822 --> 00:12:27,393
of the atmosphere!
What?
326
00:12:27,493 --> 00:12:29,030
Oh, hey, Kolax,
there's probably gonna be
327
00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:31,035
a lot of citizens who want
to talk to me today.
328
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:33,072
Oh, no doubt, boss.
I'll keep 'em away.
329
00:12:33,205 --> 00:12:35,476
No one gets close.
That's the rule, right?
330
00:12:35,611 --> 00:12:36,913
No, no,
that's the thing.
331
00:12:37,013 --> 00:12:38,416
Ordinarily I would need
protection,
332
00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:40,152
but I want to mingle with
the citizens now.
333
00:12:40,253 --> 00:12:41,824
I can't let you.
It's too risky.
334
00:12:41,924 --> 00:12:43,727
We're living
in a new era, Kolax.
335
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:45,798
One where people like
their king.
336
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,534
I'm parched.
Anyone want water?
337
00:12:47,668 --> 00:12:51,108
Yesterday I got this thing
to do both flat and bubbly.
338
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:52,444
Ahem.
339
00:12:52,578 --> 00:12:54,982
Damn. What is wrong
with this thing?
340
00:12:55,082 --> 00:12:56,418
I've never seen it
do that before.
341
00:12:56,552 --> 00:12:58,757
You may have overused it.
Overused it?
342
00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:00,159
You can't overuse it.
343
00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:02,163
Can you overuse it?
I don't know.
344
00:13:02,263 --> 00:13:03,901
Well,
how do you fix it?
345
00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:05,604
I don't know that, either.
346
00:13:05,704 --> 00:13:07,073
I've never been
in this situation before.
347
00:13:07,173 --> 00:13:08,810
Well, we've got
to get it working.
348
00:13:08,811 --> 00:13:10,313
I'm in a really good place
right now.
349
00:13:10,447 --> 00:13:11,950
I've got citizens loving me,
cows winking at me.
350
00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:13,419
I need to keep this going.
King,
351
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,791
we've got a problem.
The Placeans are here.
352
00:13:15,891 --> 00:13:17,226
Oh, your friends
who gave us the stick.
353
00:13:17,327 --> 00:13:18,763
Maybe they can fix it.
Yeah, no.
354
00:13:18,897 --> 00:13:20,332
They're attacking.
Attacking?
355
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:24,473
Chief Ravdi: I am Chief Ravdi,
of the Placean people!
356
00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:25,844
Ravdi, old friend!
357
00:13:25,978 --> 00:13:27,815
Chief Ravdi:
Don't "old friend" me, Shlub!
358
00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:30,854
You stole our weather stick!
You stole it?!
359
00:13:30,954 --> 00:13:33,025
Chief Ravdi: Open your gates
or your whole city
360
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:35,430
will pay the price!
Should we open the gates?
361
00:13:35,598 --> 00:13:37,267
It doesn't really seem
like that's the best course
362
00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,036
of action, Scott, now, does it?!
I don't know!
363
00:13:39,037 --> 00:13:40,641
I just work here!
Dad, fill me in.
364
00:13:40,741 --> 00:13:43,045
What have you not told me?
Ravdi's a good fellow.
365
00:13:43,145 --> 00:13:45,884
This has to be
a simple misunderstanding.
366
00:13:45,885 --> 00:13:48,055
Chief Ravdi: Fire!
367
00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:52,965
Maybe a misunderstanding
on my part. Ha ha!
368
00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:56,137
There's no need
for violence!
369
00:13:56,138 --> 00:13:58,307
I'm sure this is all
just a silly mix-up.
370
00:13:58,308 --> 00:14:00,213
Can we say that? Can we pretend
that's what it is?
371
00:14:00,313 --> 00:14:02,919
Chief Ravdi: The silly mix-up
was me allowing this thief
372
00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:05,357
to participate
in our Friendship Festival!
373
00:14:05,457 --> 00:14:08,295
Did those trust falls
mean nothing to you?
374
00:14:08,296 --> 00:14:09,999
Dad, you told me
you got the weather stick
375
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,535
from your friends.
They are my friends,
376
00:14:11,536 --> 00:14:13,238
and I did get it.
But he's saying
377
00:14:13,239 --> 00:14:15,443
you stole it!
Stealing is a--hmm,
378
00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:17,882
it's a kind of getting,
but I didn't steal anything.
379
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,353
I simply abided by the rules
of finders keepers.
380
00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:22,223
Finders keepers?
Yes, if you find
381
00:14:22,323 --> 00:14:24,963
something--here's the best bit--
you get to keep it.
382
00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:26,967
I guess when I said they
gave it to me, I meant
383
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,071
they gave it to me
in a holistic sense,
384
00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:31,175
by leaving it somewhere
where I could find it.
385
00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:33,613
Mm! Look, my dad
is a silly old man,
386
00:14:33,714 --> 00:14:35,617
and I promise
we can make this right.
387
00:14:35,718 --> 00:14:37,387
Chief Ravdi: Lightning!
Ow!
388
00:14:37,487 --> 00:14:38,890
You have
other sticks?
389
00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:40,460
Chief Ravdi: You better believe
we have other sticks!
390
00:14:40,561 --> 00:14:42,430
They're a stick-based
culture, which is why
391
00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:45,103
they shouldn't mind losing one.
Chief Ravdi: Biting flies!
392
00:14:45,203 --> 00:14:47,073
Ow! Ow! Damn you!
393
00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:48,544
Please, I see
that we made a mistake,
394
00:14:48,644 --> 00:14:50,781
and I'd love to make this right.
Why don't you stay
395
00:14:50,914 --> 00:14:53,018
and enjoy our many waterfalls
and lazy rivers?
396
00:14:53,118 --> 00:14:54,454
Chief Ravdi:
You don't get it!
397
00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:56,225
Or perhaps you'd
like to experience
398
00:14:56,325 --> 00:14:57,895
our world-famous
slip-then-slide?
399
00:14:57,996 --> 00:14:59,364
It turns accidents
into fun-ccidents.
400
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,100
If we just get this thing
working again,
401
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,540
I promise there's
enough water for everyone.
402
00:15:03,706 --> 00:15:05,042
Chief Ravdi:
Only there isn't!
403
00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:06,746
The weather stick
doesn't make water.
404
00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:08,783
It simply moves it
from place to place.
405
00:15:08,883 --> 00:15:11,556
So not only did you
steal our stick,
406
00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:13,292
you stole our lifeblood.
407
00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:16,499
Our livestock.
Our live... crops.
408
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:20,005
Our vegetables!
Everything!
409
00:15:20,841 --> 00:15:22,177
Hello.
410
00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:24,214
Did you know about this?
Who's to say?
411
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,151
I've heard a lot of things
over the years.
412
00:15:26,251 --> 00:15:29,158
They don't always stay with me.
Besides, I just gave you access
413
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:31,162
to the stick, I didn't tell you
to drain the world!
414
00:15:31,295 --> 00:15:34,400
Chief Ravdi: Dust in your eyes!
Ow! Stop it!
415
00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:36,304
Chief Ravdi,
we needed water.
416
00:15:36,404 --> 00:15:38,476
My father saw that I was
in need, and while he should not
417
00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:40,747
have taken your weather stick
in the first place,
418
00:15:40,881 --> 00:15:42,752
surely you see
that he was simply trying
419
00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:44,755
to help out his son
in an emergency.
420
00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:46,458
Chief Ravdi:
It was no emergency!
421
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,362
You're running a sexy
chariot wash!
422
00:15:48,496 --> 00:15:50,232
OK,
423
00:15:50,332 --> 00:15:52,237
it did get a little out of hand.
Chief Ravdi: Sunburn!
424
00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:54,107
Ow! If using
the water stick meant we were
425
00:15:54,207 --> 00:15:56,145
taking water from someplace
else, aren't you giving me
426
00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:58,115
somebody else's sunburn?
Chief Ravdi: Somehow,
427
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,319
I don't think they're going
to complain! Sleet!
428
00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:02,858
Ah! How many sticks
do you guys have?
429
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,662
Chief Ravdi: Lots!
What do I have
430
00:16:04,762 --> 00:16:06,098
to do to make it right?
431
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,568
Chief Ravdi:
Give us the water back.
432
00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,437
All of it?
Chief Ravdi: Yes, all of it!
433
00:16:09,538 --> 00:16:11,743
OK, just let me think.
Ahem. Dad, you know these guys.
434
00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:13,244
What kind of damage
can they do?
435
00:16:13,245 --> 00:16:14,949
Just kind of this
relatively topical stuff?
436
00:16:15,049 --> 00:16:16,418
I don't know.
I'm not a stick man.
437
00:16:16,552 --> 00:16:18,188
I'm more of
a finders-keepers man.
438
00:16:18,189 --> 00:16:19,792
Of course
you don't know.
439
00:16:19,892 --> 00:16:22,497
It seems like the worst they can
do right now is biting flies.
440
00:16:22,632 --> 00:16:25,538
I'll just take my chances.
441
00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:29,177
Ravdi, you old bastard,
442
00:16:29,277 --> 00:16:32,183
you've built a bigger stick,
haven't you?
443
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,187
This is probably
a stupid question,
444
00:16:34,287 --> 00:16:36,224
but where the hell are
Mom and the army?!
445
00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:38,563
It's still so hot.
And there's no moisture
446
00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:41,435
left in my body.
Gimme some of your helmet water.
447
00:16:41,536 --> 00:16:43,338
Get off!
I'm already flaking!
448
00:16:43,472 --> 00:16:45,511
Soldier 4: That was great.
Soldier 2: Yeah, last night,
449
00:16:45,611 --> 00:16:48,315
I drank wine till I was
disoriented and unable
450
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:50,554
to perform sexually.
I feel ill today.
451
00:16:50,654 --> 00:16:52,592
Let's do it again tonight!
Weren't you one
452
00:16:52,692 --> 00:16:54,895
of the deserters trying
to leave Krapopolis?
453
00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:56,464
Soldier 4: Yeah.
Changed my mind, I guess.
454
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,238
Turns out if I drink enough
and dance around at night,
455
00:16:59,338 --> 00:17:02,175
I forget my life
during the day is miserable.
456
00:17:02,176 --> 00:17:04,481
So people will stay
in the most disgusting,
457
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,220
awful city if it has some kind
of "night life."
458
00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:09,224
We need a name
for this principle.
459
00:17:09,358 --> 00:17:11,228
Oh! What'd you say
your name was?
460
00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:13,065
Soldier 4: Miami.
Ehh...
461
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:14,836
Technically I should
beat these deserters.
462
00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:18,042
But maybe letting them have fun
is better than clubbing them?
463
00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:20,514
That's what we
call it: "deserting"!
464
00:17:20,614 --> 00:17:23,485
No! "Clubbing."
Hey, Mom. You're up.
465
00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:25,624
Anybody pregnant in there?
I don't think so.
466
00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:28,630
Most of your troops had
too much wine to raise the flag,
467
00:17:28,763 --> 00:17:31,367
if you know what I mean.
Ohh, right.
468
00:17:31,368 --> 00:17:34,339
I think I know what you mean.
Well, it didn't help that
469
00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:37,380
your worshipers spent half the
night in the bathroom crying.
470
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,384
Katie was going
through some stuff.
471
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:41,154
You know, I think
we should do this again.
472
00:17:41,255 --> 00:17:42,992
Or at least, roughly
every seven days.
473
00:17:43,092 --> 00:17:45,430
We can call it
"Septimal Night Veneration."
474
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,167
We're already
calling it "clubbing."
475
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,937
Well, we'll see
what catches on first.
476
00:17:49,037 --> 00:17:51,174
So that's probably
some sort of doomsday stick,
477
00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:53,145
right?
I had no idea they have
478
00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:54,682
this kind of power.
I should have known
479
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,552
there would be
crazy consequences if I used
480
00:17:56,686 --> 00:17:58,590
something from your magic box.
Yes, you should have,
481
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,728
and I did warn you.
We have two options.
482
00:18:00,828 --> 00:18:03,332
Option one is we all die.
Option two is I give them back
483
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,302
their water,
and people don't like me.
484
00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:07,007
I think it should be
fairly obvious, son.
485
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,677
Yeah, easy for you to say.
486
00:18:08,777 --> 00:18:10,613
People have always liked you.
But now the Placeans are going
487
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:13,218
to do whatever that stick does,
and the tickle trolls aren't
488
00:18:13,318 --> 00:18:15,256
even here, so I'm starting
to think they were just
489
00:18:15,356 --> 00:18:17,260
something you and Mom made up
to mess with me!
490
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,930
Well, that's on you
for being thirty
491
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:20,801
and still believing
in tickle trolls.
492
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,773
But I believe I owe you
an apology.
493
00:18:24,776 --> 00:18:26,278
Any more to that?
494
00:18:26,378 --> 00:18:28,015
Oh, I haven't
done this in a while.
495
00:18:28,115 --> 00:18:30,887
I thought that would be enough.
What's called for, specifics?
496
00:18:30,988 --> 00:18:32,958
You're actually asking? Yes!
497
00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:34,528
All right, all right.
Um...
498
00:18:34,628 --> 00:18:37,568
I just hated seeing you being
unhappy and unliked, son.
499
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:40,574
But as your dad,
I should get used to that.
500
00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:43,345
No? More? Is that enough?
It'll do.
501
00:18:43,445 --> 00:18:45,651
And, as a leader,
in the future, I should resist
502
00:18:45,751 --> 00:18:47,654
overpromising
and immediate gratification.
503
00:18:47,754 --> 00:18:49,892
True leadership lies
in under-promising,
504
00:18:49,992 --> 00:18:51,663
overdelivering,
and slow progress.
505
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,699
Ha!
It's a whole back and forth!
506
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,102
We're both apologizing!
507
00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:57,207
What fun we're having!
Ah, ha ha ha ha!
508
00:18:57,340 --> 00:19:00,213
Yes. You know,
we have done this before.
509
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:03,251
Well, son, even if
this whole town turns on you--
510
00:19:03,252 --> 00:19:05,223
and they will--
I'll still love you.
511
00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:07,225
Thanks, Dad.
I guess no matter what,
512
00:19:07,226 --> 00:19:08,997
they will never be satisfied,
and that's something
513
00:19:09,097 --> 00:19:10,466
I have to be OK with
as king.
514
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,772
I think I know what I
have to do.
515
00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:15,243
Everybody out of the pool.
Swim time is over.
516
00:19:15,343 --> 00:19:16,879
Boo!
517
00:19:17,013 --> 00:19:19,685
I'm not getting out
till my toes are all wrinkly!
518
00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:21,656
This water
you're all enjoying,
519
00:19:21,756 --> 00:19:23,425
and that's making you all
love me, was stolen.
520
00:19:23,526 --> 00:19:25,096
So I'm afraid it
must be returned.
521
00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:27,166
Boo!
Yes,
522
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,537
you can hate me if you want.
We do!
523
00:19:29,538 --> 00:19:32,544
And I accept that.
524
00:19:32,645 --> 00:19:35,550
Or I will someday.
525
00:19:42,664 --> 00:19:44,100
Oof. Oww!
526
00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:45,771
Huh?
527
00:19:45,871 --> 00:19:47,575
Oh!
528
00:19:47,675 --> 00:19:49,645
Man 2: Oh--oof!
529
00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:53,653
There you go.
Chief Ravdi: And the stick?
530
00:19:53,753 --> 00:19:56,224
What? I can't sneak
anything past you guys.
531
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,195
Are we good now?
Chief Ravdi: We're good.
532
00:19:58,295 --> 00:20:02,538
Now you know never to mess
with the Placeans.
533
00:20:02,705 --> 00:20:04,241
Ha ha ha ha! Man!
534
00:20:04,374 --> 00:20:07,648
That huge decoy stick
works every time.
535
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,652
Well,
now that everyone hates me,
536
00:20:09,752 --> 00:20:12,356
I might as well drown
my sorrows in an orgy.
537
00:20:12,456 --> 00:20:14,059
No, no.
I have something else
538
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:16,498
in my magic box for you.
It's a hug.
539
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,134
But what about
the orgy lamp?
540
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:21,407
Haven't you learned
anything? That's just for me.
541
00:20:24,314 --> 00:20:26,986
Tickle troll leader: Ah,
another delicious meal
542
00:20:27,086 --> 00:20:28,355
under another perfect moon.
543
00:20:28,455 --> 00:20:31,562
A tickle troll giggle
for this beautiful day!
544
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,771
What's this?
What's happening?
545
00:20:35,871 --> 00:20:38,040
Tickle troll shaman:
I knew this day would come.
546
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:39,745
It is prophesied.
547
00:20:39,845 --> 00:20:43,018
For millennia, we tickle trolls
lived in harmony with humans.
548
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,755
We visited them
in their sleep,
549
00:20:44,855 --> 00:20:47,493
and they rewarded us
with their delicious laughter.
550
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:50,701
Heh! But then, parents started
using us as a threat.
551
00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:52,704
"Beware the tickle trolls,"
they said.
552
00:20:52,804 --> 00:20:55,242
"Their name is
a fake-out," they said.
553
00:20:55,342 --> 00:20:58,082
"Brush your teeth or
the tickle trolls will get you!"
554
00:20:58,182 --> 00:21:01,087
"Don't wet your bed or the
tickle trolls will get you."
555
00:21:01,221 --> 00:21:03,660
Heh! No longer did the children
bless us with their laughter.
556
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,264
They screamed
at the sight of us!
557
00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:08,035
So we stopped tickling them.
558
00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:09,738
Generations of kids grew up
559
00:21:09,838 --> 00:21:11,207
never even seeing us!
560
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,010
They believed
they had been tricked.
561
00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:16,385
And just as foretold
by our sacred oral tradition,
562
00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:19,123
when the last little boy
stopped believing in us,
563
00:21:19,223 --> 00:21:21,563
we would disappear.
564
00:21:21,663 --> 00:21:23,567
Tickle troll leader: Wait.
You knew this day
565
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,736
would come,
but you never told us?
566
00:21:25,737 --> 00:21:27,440
Tickle troll shaman:
It never came up.
567
00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:30,781
Tickle troll:
We have an oral tradition?
568
00:21:30,981 --> 00:21:32,684
Did you get any
of that?
569
00:21:34,722 --> 00:21:36,424
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