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[Bird of prey shrieks]
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Tyrannis: Thank you all
for coming out.
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I know dry season has been
hard on all of us.
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Brutus: When is this
gonna be over?
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Miriam: I'm tired
of drinking sand.
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Joshua: My pee stream is like
half of what it used to be.
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Tyrannis: I get it.
We all hate dry season.
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But there are benefits.
Dry season drives
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the tickle trolls north,
far away from here.
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Brutus: What's so bad about the
tickle trolls? They sound fun.
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Tyrannis: Trust me, they gave
themselves that name
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to lure you in.
They are ruthless!
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But we'll get through this,
and as we all know,
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surviving hardship together
is what creates a sense
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of community.
Brutus: Does it?
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Tyrannis: Yes, sometimes! So,
to help us all get through it,
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I've organized Dry Fest.
We're making it fun,
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like we did
with swarming locust season.
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Joshua: No one enjoyed
Locust Fest.
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Tyrannis:
I seem to remember you
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winning
the locust-eating contest.
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Joshua: They flew
into my mouth when I yawned.
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Tyrannis: Are you gonna give
your medal back?
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Joshua:
Let's not go crazy.
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Tyrannis: OK, then.
We've got a lot
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of fun dry-season
activities planned.
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Later on, we'll have
a slam poetry contest
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called "What I Hate
About Dry Season!"
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Woman: This sucks!
Man: Yeah!
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Man 2: Window dressing at best!
Tyrannis: I'm sorry.
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What do you want me to do?
Brutus: Fix my melted house!
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Joshua:
Strengthen my pee stream!
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Miriam: Can you just
make it less dry?
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Tyrannis: Are you seriously
criticizing me
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for the weather now?
Miriam: Hey, you signed up
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for this when you called
yourself king.
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Brutus: I see this as more
of a referendum
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on his leadership in general.
[Citizens shout]
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Scott, slam poetry style:
Season's too dry,
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dust in my eye!
Pee stream's light
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and I blame King Ty!
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It's more of a referendum
on his leadership in general.
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Woman: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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Tyrannis:
Slam poetry's canceled!
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[Theme music playing]
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?
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[Male singers chanting]
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?
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Singers: Whoo!
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Tyrannis: It was one thing
when they blamed me
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for the grain shortage.
That's on me
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for storing the grain
in the pig pen.
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And I'll take the hit for
the pig obesity problem, too.
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But the citizens are being
unreasonable here.
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Shlub: I'd say you've got
yourself a popularity problem.
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Stupendous: I got a problem.
My soldiers keep deserting
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because of the heat,
and the punishment for deserters
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is I gotta club 'em.
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Which wastes my arm
for like a day and a half.
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Isn't there a place
my soldiers could cool off?
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Tyrannis: OK, this is one
I can solve.
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Mom, your temple is
nice and cool.
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Could Stupe's soldiers use that
as their barracks?
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Deliria: Absolutely not!
My temple is for my worshipers.
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Tyrannis: Aren't you overstating
the number of worshipers
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you have by making it plural?
Deliria: For your information,
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I have picked up
a small contingent
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of very dedicated worshipers,
who love
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watching me turn
into various birds.
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Hippocampus: Bird watchers?
Deliria: Yes!
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Tyrannis: Stupe, just convert
your soldiers to Mom worshipers.
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Stupendous: That won't fly.
You know who soldiers worship.
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I can't say her name.
Deliria: You can say it.
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I have no problem
hearing her name.
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Stupendous: Athena.
Deliria: Never say her name!
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That was a test
and you failed.
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Hippocampus: Ty, I'm working
on something that can cool
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everyone down.
It's called air conditioning.
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Tyrannis: How does it work?
Hippocampus: No idea,
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I only have the name so far.
Tyrannis: Well,
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in the meantime, can you just
make the citizens heartier
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and not such crybabies?
Hippocampus: Are we talking
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about...selective breeding?
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Cuz just say the word.
I'll start the program.
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I'm itching to do it
with humans.
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Tyrannis: No!
No selective breeding.
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People should be free
to choose their life partners
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through the tried
and true system
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of arranged marriages
and brides for land.
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Stupendous: Mom, can we
please use your temple?
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Deliria: As long
as no one says that name.
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Stupendous: Great.
I'll get started.
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There's gonna be plenty
of room if we rip out
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a few friezes
and parapets.
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Deliria: Don't touch
my parapets!
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Shlub: Son, I really hate
to see you so down.
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I think I know what
you need to do.
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Tyrannis: Yes, just accept
that there are times
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in a king's reign when he isn't
universally beloved.
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Shlub: I was going to say cheat.
Tyrannis: Cheat?
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Shlub: Let me show you
something.
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It's in here somewhere.
Tyrannis: What is this stuff?
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Shlub: I've been alive
for thousands of years.
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I've collected a few
magic items in that time.
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Tyrannis: Oh, is this
a genie in a lamp?
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Shlub: Not quite.
It's an orgy in a lamp.
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Be careful with it.
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Woman, robocall voice:
Good morning, Master.
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You have one orgy left.
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Shlub: Nope, false alarm.
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I'm saving you
for a special occasion.
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[Lamp squeaks]
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Ah, here it is.
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This is a weather stick.
You can control
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the elements with it.
[Whooshing]
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Tyrannis: Whoa!
Where did you get this?
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Shlub: I got it from my friends,
the Placeans.
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It's quite flexible
if you know how to use it.
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[Thunder]
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Now, you and I both know
you have a hard time
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getting people to like you.
Tyrannis: Of course.
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Because I'm an authority figure.
Shlub: Sure,
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let's say it's that.
But in my thousands of years
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on this earth, one thing
has always been true:
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everyone loves you
if you have a pool.
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Tyrannis: That is true.
But I'm not going to cheat
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just to get people to love me.
Dry season serves a purpose.
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It drives
the tickle trolls north.
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Also, surviving hardships
together is what creates
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a sense of community
is what I'm telling them.
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Shlub: Suit yourself.
If you'll excuse me,
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it's nap time.
If Daddy doesn't nap,
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Daddy gets cranky.
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Hippocampus: Ugh,
this heat is unbearable.
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Look at my bowl.
I've got an algae bloom!
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Stupendous: All right, guys,
this is your new barracks.
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Deliria:
Hang on, hang on.
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My worshipers expect
an entrance.
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[Bird shrieks]
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Worshipers: Ooh!
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Worshiper 1: Oh, I know
that one! That's a kingfisher.
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Worshiper 2: Ooh, hooded crow!
Worshiper 1: Red-backed shrike!
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Show the plumage!
Show the plumage!
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Worshipers: Yeah!
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All hail Deliria!
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Deliria:
Thank you, thank you.
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It was hard.
I'm amazing.
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Thank you.
Hippocampus: Mom, I'm impressed.
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Bird nerds are
highly intelligent
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and socially inept,
which makes them
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even smarter,
in my opinion.
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Stupendous:
All right, guys, move in.
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Be respectful of the losers
if you can.
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Hippocampus: Huh.
Big, buff soldiers.
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Nerdy bird people.
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I can't remember.
Did Ty come out as pro-
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or anti-selective
breeding experiment?
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Deliria: You remember
things he says?
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Hippocampus: If we cross-bred
their intelligence
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with their muscles,
we'd create a super-citizen
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that could fight
and think.
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And also love birds,
I guess.
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Stupendous: Interesting.
Soldiers with lovers
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in the city are soldiers
who don't desert the city.
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Deliria: And if I had worshipers
who were smart and beefy,
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guess whose hair I'd be in?
Stupendous: Athena's?
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Deliria: I told you
to never say it!
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Angry bird exit!
[Crowd gasps]
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[Bird shrieks]
Man: Majestic.
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Tyrannis: Good citizens.
I think I have something
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that will make dry season
go a lot faster.
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What I'm wearing is called
a mud suit. Very cooling.
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Joshua: You think we
haven't tried that?
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It dries, and then
you're just dirty.
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Brutus: Come on, King Ty!
We want action!
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[Citizens murmur angrily]
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Tyrannis:
Who wants a pool?
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[Thunder]
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[Citizens cheering]
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Scott: Cannonball!
Citizens: Ooh!
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Scott: My leg's a little
broken, I think.
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Tyrannis: I'll be damned.
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The old Mantitaur was right.
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The whole city is in the pool.
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Even Baby Charybdis
is here.
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Baby Charybdis: Hey, Ty!
Great pool!
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Brutus: Hell yeah!
I love this pool!
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[Ball pops]
Baby Charybdis: Aw!
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Scott: Hail Tyrannis!
Hero of dry season!
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[Citizens cheer]
Tyrannis: Oh, you guys.
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I just want everyone
to have fun.
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Ah, Dad!
Shlub: I see you're having fun
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with the weather stick.
Glad you've come around.
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Just remember: a little
does go a long way.
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Tyrannis: Right, yeah, sure.
Shlub: I do say this
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as an expert in indulgence.
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Tyrannis: Indulgence, yes!
What's this now?
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Farmer: Uh, your grace?
Fantastic job with the pool.
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Tyrannis: No need
to thank me for the pool.
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Seeing my citizens refreshed
and grateful is enough.
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Farmer: One little thing.
My cows are dying of thirst.
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They're like my family.
Who I milk.
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Tyrannis: Oh, right. Well, I
wouldn't be "the people's king"
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if I didn't help out
your cow fam.
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What do you say
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to a world-class
irrigation system?
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Farmer:
I can't thank you enough!
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Please, take one
of my cow daughters.
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Do whatever with it!
Tyrannis: Oh, that's OK.
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Farmer: Go on.
Tyrannis: I'm not having sex
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with a cow!
Farmer: Huh?
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Tyrannis: What? Oh!
Farmer: Is that what you thought
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I was offering?
Tyrannis: No, no, no,
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of course not.
Sex, with a cow? Who would-
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No, I was just mentioning,
uh, that-in fact,
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you know what?
I will take one of those cows.
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Farmer: I don't think so.
Tyrannis: Right. Fair enough.
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Stupendous: OK, company!
Time for mess!
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Hippocampus: Seating
arrangements are mandatory!
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I don't expect them
to mate right away.
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As a male scientist,
I estimate 10 to 15 minutes
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of light conversation before
intercourse. Let's observe.
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Soldier 2: So you just believe
everything you see on urns?
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Worshiper 2: You think what,
the whole thing was faked?
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She didn't kill her kids?
Soldier 2: You're the one
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listening to mainstream Medea!
Hippocampus: Yikes.
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Let's try another table.
Soldier 3: I saw my best friend
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slaughtered at
the Battle of Thebes.
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He was standing as close
to me as you are right now.
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We were only boys.
Worshiper 1: Uhh...
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are you gonna ask me
anything about me?
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Hippocampus: Maybe this is gonna
be harder than we thought.
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Tyrannis: Ahem! Ahem!
Please note
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that persons having
active leprosy,
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or who have had leprosy
within the previous 14 days,
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shall not be allowed
to enter the pool.
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Leper: Aw!
Woman: My beloved king?
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We heard you're giving
away water
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and, well, we'd love some
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for Krapopolis' orphanage.
To bathe them and such.
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Tyrannis: You had me
at "my beloved king!"
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[Thunder]
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Shine up those motherless
boys and girls!
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Woman: Oh, we use the girls
for kindling,
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to heat the boys' baths.
Thanks!
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Long live King Ty!
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Man: King Ty? If you don't mind.
Tyrannis: Thank you.
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I was starting to think
about what that woman just said.
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She wasn't saying
that they burn the girls
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for kindling, was she?
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Man: I've heard you're
giving out water.
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Tyrannis: Yes, thank you!
Thank you again.
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Ooh, please, go ahead.
Man: I've kinda been debating
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adding a little pond
to my property,
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maybe putting some fish in it?
Tyrannis: Say no more.
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Will this do?
[Weather stick whooshes]
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[Thunder]
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Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Chuckling] I mean, yeah,
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but I want to reiterate
that I'm still
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in the "waffling" phase here.
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I guess, if I decide
against the fish pond,
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I'll just dump this water
into a gulch.
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Tyrannis: Long as you're happy!
Who's next?
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[Horse nickers]
Well, hello, How can I help?
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Woman: Well,
I have this cactus.
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The soil feels
pretty moist, but-
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Tyrannis: Better safe
than succulent-less!
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[Weather stick sputters]
Oh. Hmm.
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That's weird.
Let me just...
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[Citizens cheer]
Woman: I'm not normally
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into someone with
your leg shape, but would you
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ever want to "hang out"?
Tyrannis: Absolutely.
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Maybe you'd like to see
the city's famous fountain show.
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Woman: You have a fountain show?
Tyrannis: We're about to!
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Hippocampus: Nothing like a
little game to get things going.
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Worshiper 1:
OK, this is a tough one.
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What...uh...I-hmm.
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I don't know.
[Bell rings]
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Soldier 3: Odobenus the Great?
How did we not get that?
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Worshiper 1: Am I supposed
to know who that is?
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Soldier 3: He's the jolly
walrus-man hybrid
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who forges our armor!
You could have given
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so many clue words!
Walrus! Man! Forge!
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Knowing smile! Likes to rape!
Hippocampus: I don't get it.
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This icebreaker
always works with mice.
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Stupendous: I don't think
smart people and people who can
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do a one-handed pull-up
are meant to talk to each other.
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Deliria: How are
my super-soldiers coming along?
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Hippocampus:
Not great yet.
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Deliria:
What an incredible surprise.
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Who would have guessed,
when the soldiers can see all
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the worshipers' veins,
and the worshipers can smell
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all the soldiers'...
well, all the soldiers.
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Here.
[Lightning sparks]
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[Crowd gasps]
Hippocampus: Hey!
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We're trying to create lasting
emotional connections here!
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Worshiper 3: Hi, I'm Katie.
My friends are annoying.
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Can I hang with you?
Stupendous: Stand down, Hippo.
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Hippocampus: But-come on!
I was just-
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Worshiper 4: Hey, do you want
to hear me talk about
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the Sardinian warbler
for a really long time?
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Hippocampus: Do I!
Worshiper 4: So, starting
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with the plumage...
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[Dance music playing]
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Shlub: Isn't instant
gratification
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just so incredibly
gratifying?
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Tyrannis: I don't know why
it took me so long.
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Joshua: Hey, Ty-bone!
Great pool.
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Tyrannis: People are
giving me nicknames!
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Joshua: You mean
new nicknames.
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Tyrannis: What was
my previous nickname?
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Joshua: Ha ha! We don't have
to get into that.
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Tyrannis: See, before,
they felt they couldn't get
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too close to me.
They were too concerned
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about the decorum between
a king and his subjects.
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Shlub: Let's say
that's it, yes.
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Tyrannis: But now, look at this.
Miriam, up top.
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Miriam:
Looking good, Not-Dork.
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Hey, can you wet down
my sandals?
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They just look better
with a little sheen.
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Tyrannis: Sure thing.
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Shlub: Son, might you be
overdoing it a little?
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Tyrannis: Whaaat?
Now who's the uptight one?
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Grab yourself a Ty Colada and
start your next nap right there.
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Joshua: Hey, you guys want
to see my pee stream?
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Tyrannis: Oh, Joshua, we really
don't need to see that-
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That is quite robust.
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[Loud dance music playing]
Stupendous: OK, this is crazy.
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Some of the soldiers
who deserted heard about this
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and came back,
with more soldiers!
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And everyone's humping!
Hippocampus: Something about
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the music and the darkness
and the alcohol.
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We've created an atmosphere
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of artificial sexual arousal!
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Stupendous: No one can hear
anything anyone is saying!
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And they're loving it!
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Hippocampus:
I'm gonna live forever!
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It's a feeling I'm having
right now due to the intensity
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of the atmosphere!
Deliria: What?
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Tyrannis: Oh, hey, Kolax,
there's probably gonna be
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a lot of citizens who want
to talk to me today.
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Kolax: Oh, no doubt, boss.
I'll keep 'em away.
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No one gets close.
That's the rule, right?
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Tyrannis: No, no,
that's the thing.
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Ordinarily I would need
protection,
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but I want to mingle with
the citizens now.
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Kolax: I can't let you.
It's too risky.
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Tyrannis: We're living
in a new era, Kolax.
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One where people like
their king.
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I'm parched.
Anyone want water?
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Yesterday I got this thing
to do both flat and bubbly.
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Ahem.
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Damn. What is wrong
with this thing?
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Shlub: I've never seen it
do that before.
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You may have overused it.
Tyrannis: Overused it?
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You can't overuse it.
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Can you overuse it?
Shlub: I don't know.
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Tyrannis: Well,
how do you fix it?
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Shlub: I don't know that,
either.
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I've never been
in this situation before.
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Tyrannis: Well, we've got
to get it working.
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I'm in a really good place
right now.
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I've got citizens loving me,
cows winking at me.
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I need to keep this going.
Scott: King,
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we've got a problem.
The Placeans are here.
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Tyrannis: Oh, your friends
who gave us the stick.
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Maybe they can fix it.
Scott: Yeah, no.
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They're attacking.
Tyrannis: Attacking?
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Chief Ravdi: I am Chief Ravdi,
of the Placean people!
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Shlub: Ravdi, old friend!
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Chief Ravdi:
Don't "old friend" me, Shlub!
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You stole our weather stick!
Tyrannis: You stole it?!
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Chief Ravdi: Open your gates
or your whole city
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will pay the price!
Scott: Should we open the gates?
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Tyrannis: It doesn't really seem
like that's the best course
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of action, Scott, now, does it?!
Scott: I don't know!
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00:13:39,564 --> 00:13:41,399
I just work here!
Tyrannis: Dad, fill me in.
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00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,645
What have you not told me?
Shlub: Ravdi's a good fellow.
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This has to be
a simple misunderstanding.
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Chief Ravdi: Fire!
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Shlub: Maybe a misunderstanding
on my part. Ha ha!
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Ty: There's no need
for violence!
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I'm sure this is all
just a silly mix-up.
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Can we say that? Can we pretend
that's what it is?
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00:14:00,844 --> 00:14:03,682
Chief Ravdi: The silly mix-up
was me allowing this thief
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00:14:03,683 --> 00:14:05,944
to participate
in our Friendship Festival!
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00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,779
Did those trust falls
mean nothing to you?
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00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,545
Tyrannis: Dad, you told me
you got the weather stick
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from your friends.
Shlub: They are my friends,
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00:14:12,032 --> 00:14:13,717
and I did get it.
Tyrannis: But he's saying
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you stole it!
Shlub: Stealing is a-hmm,
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it's a kind of getting,
but I didn't steal anything.
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I simply abided by the rules
of finders keepers.
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Tyrannis: Finders keepers?
Shlub: Yes, if you find
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something-here's the best bit-
you get to keep it.
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00:14:25,328 --> 00:14:27,576
I guess when I said they
gave it to me, I meant
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they gave it to me
in a holistic sense,
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by leaving it somewhere
where I could find it.
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00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:34,208
Tyrannis: Mm! Look, my dad
is a silly old man,
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00:14:34,239 --> 00:14:36,181
and I promise
we can make this right.
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00:14:36,182 --> 00:14:37,928
Chief Ravdi: Lightning!
Tyrannis: Ow!
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00:14:37,929 --> 00:14:39,261
You have
other sticks?
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00:14:39,262 --> 00:14:41,008
Chief Ravdi: You better believe
we have other sticks!
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00:14:41,009 --> 00:14:43,011
Shlub: They're a stick-based
culture, which is why
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00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,684
they shouldn't mind losing one.
Chief Ravdi: Biting flies!
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00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,537
[Flies buzzing]
Shlub: Ow! Ow! Damn you!
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00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,041
Tyrannis: Please, I see
that we made a mistake,
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00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:51,360
and I'd love to make this right.
Why don't you stay
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00:14:51,361 --> 00:14:53,606
and enjoy our many waterfalls
and lazy rivers?
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00:14:53,607 --> 00:14:54,959
Chief Ravdi:
You don't get it!
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00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,721
Tyrannis: Or perhaps you'd
like to experience
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our world-famous
slip-then-slide?
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00:14:58,391 --> 00:14:59,894
It turns accidents
into fun-ccidents.
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00:14:59,895 --> 00:15:01,563
If we just get this thing
working again,
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00:15:01,564 --> 00:15:03,973
I promise there's
enough water for everyone.
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00:15:03,974 --> 00:15:05,628
Chief Ravdi:
Only there isn't!
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00:15:05,629 --> 00:15:07,241
The weather stick
doesn't make water.
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00:15:07,242 --> 00:15:09,224
It simply moves it
from place to place.
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00:15:09,319 --> 00:15:11,912
So not only did you
steal our stick,
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you stole our lifeblood.
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00:15:13,828 --> 00:15:16,996
Our livestock.
Our live...crops.
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00:15:17,093 --> 00:15:20,386
Our vegetables!
Everything!
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00:15:21,325 --> 00:15:22,582
Shlub: Hello.
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Ty: Did you know about this?
Shlub: Who's to say?
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00:15:24,831 --> 00:15:26,684
I've heard a lot of things
over the years.
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00:15:26,685 --> 00:15:29,836
They don't always stay with me.
Besides, I just gave you access
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00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:31,693
to the stick, I didn't tell you
to drain the world!
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00:15:31,694 --> 00:15:34,845
Chief Ravdi: Dust in your eyes!
Shlub: Ow! Stop it!
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00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,827
Tyrannis: Chief Ravdi,
we needed water.
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00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:39,040
My father saw that I was
in need, and while he should not
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00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:41,377
have taken your weather stick
in the first place,
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surely you see
that he was simply trying
433
00:15:43,366 --> 00:15:45,215
to help out his son
in an emergency.
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00:15:45,216 --> 00:15:47,038
Chief Ravdi:
It was no emergency!
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00:15:47,039 --> 00:15:48,909
You're running a sexy
chariot wash!
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00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:50,803
[Chariot washers cheer]
Tyrannis: OK,
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00:15:50,804 --> 00:15:52,807
it did get a little out of hand.
Chief Ravdi: Sunburn!
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Tyrannis: Ow! If using
the water stick meant we were
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00:15:54,644 --> 00:15:56,664
taking water from someplace
else, aren't you giving me
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00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:58,725
somebody else's sunburn?
Chief Ravdi: Somehow,
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00:15:58,726 --> 00:16:00,838
I don't think they're going
to complain! Sleet!
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00:16:00,839 --> 00:16:03,249
Tyrannis: Ah! How many sticks
do you guys have?
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00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,238
Chief Ravdi: Lots!
Tyrannis: What do I have
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00:16:05,239 --> 00:16:06,496
to do to make it right?
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00:16:06,497 --> 00:16:08,093
Chief Ravdi:
Give us the water back.
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00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:10,022
Tyrannis: All of it?
Chief Ravdi: Yes, all of it!
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00:16:10,023 --> 00:16:12,267
Tyrannis: OK, just let me think.
Ahem. Dad, you know these guys.
448
00:16:12,268 --> 00:16:13,728
What kind of damage
can they do?
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00:16:13,729 --> 00:16:15,514
Just kind of this
relatively topical stuff?
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00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:17,017
Shlub: I don't know.
I'm not a stick man.
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00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,768
I'm more of
a finders-keepers man.
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00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,374
Tyrannis: Of course
you don't know.
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00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:23,195
It seems like the worst they can
do right now is biting flies.
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I'll just take my chances.
[Chief Ravdi whistles]
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00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,443
[Horses whinny]
456
00:16:27,462 --> 00:16:29,613
Shlub:
Ravdi, you old bastard,
457
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:32,618
you've built a bigger stick,
haven't you?
458
00:16:32,619 --> 00:16:34,733
Tyrannis: This is probably
a stupid question,
459
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:36,737
but where the hell are
Mom and the army?!
460
00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:39,300
Stupendous: It's still so hot.
And there's no moisture
461
00:16:39,301 --> 00:16:41,818
left in my body.
Gimme some of your helmet water.
462
00:16:41,819 --> 00:16:43,975
Hippocampus: Get off!
I'm already flaking!
463
00:16:43,976 --> 00:16:46,070
Soldier 4: That was great.
Soldier 2: Yeah, last night,
464
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,739
I drank wine till I was
disoriented and unable
465
00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:51,076
to perform sexually.
I feel ill today.
466
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:53,159
Let's do it again tonight!
Hippocampus: Weren't you one
467
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,510
of the deserters trying
to leave Krapopolis?
468
00:16:55,511 --> 00:16:57,090
Soldier 4: Yeah.
Changed my mind, I guess.
469
00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:59,801
Turns out if I drink enough
and dance around at night,
470
00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:02,597
I forget my life
during the day is miserable.
471
00:17:02,598 --> 00:17:05,031
Hippocampus: So people will stay
in the most disgusting,
472
00:17:05,032 --> 00:17:07,774
awful city if it has some kind
of "night life."
473
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:09,635
We need a name
for this principle.
474
00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:11,781
Oh! What'd you say
your name was?
475
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,546
Soldier 4: Miami.
Hippocampus: Ehh...
476
00:17:13,547 --> 00:17:15,308
Stupendous: Technically I should
beat these deserters.
477
00:17:15,309 --> 00:17:18,459
But maybe letting them have fun
is better than clubbing them?
478
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:20,985
Hippocampus: That's what we
call it: "deserting"!
479
00:17:20,986 --> 00:17:23,987
No! "Clubbing."
Stupendous: Hey, Mom. You're up.
480
00:17:23,988 --> 00:17:26,143
Anybody pregnant in there?
Deliria: I don't think so.
481
00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:29,054
Most of your troops had
too much wine to raise the flag,
482
00:17:29,226 --> 00:17:31,818
if you know what I mean.
Stupendous: Ohh, right.
483
00:17:31,839 --> 00:17:34,673
I think I know what you mean.
Well, it didn't help that
484
00:17:34,674 --> 00:17:37,849
your worshipers spent half the
night in the bathroom crying.
485
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,928
Deliria: Katie was going
through some stuff.
486
00:17:39,929 --> 00:17:41,672
You know, I think
we should do this again.
487
00:17:41,673 --> 00:17:43,509
Or at least, roughly
every seven days.
488
00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:45,769
We can call it
"Septimal Night Veneration."
489
00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:47,683
Hippocampus: We're already
calling it "clubbing."
490
00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:49,444
Deliria: Well, we'll see
what catches on first.
491
00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:51,766
Tyrannis: So that's probably
some sort of doomsday stick,
492
00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,637
right?
Shlub: I had no idea they have
493
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:55,272
this kind of power.
Tyrannis: I should have known
494
00:17:55,273 --> 00:17:57,293
there would be
crazy consequences if I used
495
00:17:57,294 --> 00:17:59,054
something from your magic box.
Shlub: Yes, you should have,
496
00:17:59,055 --> 00:18:01,392
and I did warn you.
Tyrannis: We have two options.
497
00:18:01,393 --> 00:18:03,879
Option one is we all die.
Option two is I give them back
498
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,810
their water,
and people don't like me.
499
00:18:05,811 --> 00:18:07,552
Shlub: I think it should be
fairly obvious, son.
500
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,315
Tyrannis:
Yeah, easy for you to say.
501
00:18:09,316 --> 00:18:11,076
People have always liked you.
But now the Placeans are going
502
00:18:11,077 --> 00:18:13,973
to do whatever that stick does,
and the tickle trolls aren't
503
00:18:13,974 --> 00:18:15,810
even here, so I'm starting
to think they were just
504
00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:17,755
something you and Mom made up
to mess with me!
505
00:18:17,756 --> 00:18:19,425
Shlub: Well, that's on you
for being thirty
506
00:18:19,426 --> 00:18:21,356
and still believing
in tickle trolls.
507
00:18:21,488 --> 00:18:24,139
But I believe I owe you
an apology.
508
00:18:25,328 --> 00:18:26,778
Tyrannis:
Any more to that?
509
00:18:26,779 --> 00:18:28,516
Shlub: Oh, I haven't
done this in a while.
510
00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:31,429
I thought that would be enough.
What's called for, specifics?
511
00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:33,525
Tyrannis:
You're actually asking? Yes!
512
00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:35,028
Shlub: All right, all right.
Um...
513
00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:38,180
I just hated seeing you being
unhappy and unliked, son.
514
00:18:38,276 --> 00:18:41,019
But as your dad,
I should get used to that.
515
00:18:41,073 --> 00:18:43,707
No? More? Is that enough?
Tyrannis: It'll do.
516
00:18:43,804 --> 00:18:46,214
And, as a leader,
in the future, I should resist
517
00:18:46,215 --> 00:18:48,202
overpromising
and immediate gratification.
518
00:18:48,203 --> 00:18:50,433
True leadership lies
in under-promising,
519
00:18:50,434 --> 00:18:52,210
overdelivering,
and slow progress.
520
00:18:52,211 --> 00:18:54,211
Shlub: Ha!
It's a whole back and forth!
521
00:18:54,231 --> 00:18:55,491
We're both apologizing!
522
00:18:55,641 --> 00:18:57,571
What fun we're having!
Ah, ha ha ha ha!
523
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,571
Tyrannis: Yes. You know,
we have done this before.
524
00:19:00,669 --> 00:19:03,652
Shlub: Well, son, even if
this whole town turns on you-
525
00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:05,581
and they will-
I'll still love you.
526
00:19:05,582 --> 00:19:07,739
Tyrannis: Thanks, Dad.
I guess no matter what,
527
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,499
they will never be satisfied,
and that's something
528
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,833
I have to be OK with
as king.
529
00:19:11,003 --> 00:19:13,170
I think I know what I
have to do.
530
00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:15,599
Everybody out of the pool.
Swim time is over.
531
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,195
Citizens: Boo!
532
00:19:17,196 --> 00:19:20,186
Joshua: I'm not getting out
till my toes are all wrinkly!
533
00:19:20,187 --> 00:19:22,114
Tyrannis: This water
you're all enjoying,
534
00:19:22,115 --> 00:19:23,876
and that's making you all
love me, was stolen.
535
00:19:23,877 --> 00:19:25,546
So I'm afraid it
must be returned.
536
00:19:25,547 --> 00:19:27,529
Citizens: Boo!
Tyrannis: Yes,
537
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,884
you can hate me if you want.
Brutus: We do!
538
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:32,889
Tyrannis:
And I accept that.
539
00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:35,895
Or I will someday.
540
00:19:43,079 --> 00:19:44,412
Man: Oof. Oww!
541
00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:46,081
Citizens: Huh?
542
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,977
Woman: Oh!
543
00:19:48,071 --> 00:19:49,963
Man 2: Oh-oof!
544
00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:54,098
Tyrannis: There you go.
Chief Ravdi: And the stick?
545
00:19:54,099 --> 00:19:56,677
Tyrannis: What? I can't sneak
anything past you guys.
546
00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:58,607
Are we good now?
Chief Ravdi: We're good.
547
00:19:58,608 --> 00:20:02,926
Now you know never to mess
with the Placeans.
548
00:20:03,174 --> 00:20:04,674
Ha ha ha ha! Man!
549
00:20:04,844 --> 00:20:08,195
That huge decoy stick
works every time.
550
00:20:08,196 --> 00:20:10,185
Tyrannis: Well,
now that everyone hates me,
551
00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:12,703
I might as well drown
my sorrows in an orgy.
552
00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:14,469
Shlub: No, no.
I have something else
553
00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:16,804
in my magic box for you.
It's a hug.
554
00:20:16,805 --> 00:20:18,476
Tyrannis: But what about
the orgy lamp?
555
00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:21,728
Shlub: Haven't you learned
anything? That's just for me.
556
00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:27,471
Tickle troll leader: Ah,
another delicious meal
557
00:20:27,472 --> 00:20:28,887
under another perfect moon.
558
00:20:28,888 --> 00:20:31,905
A tickle troll giggle
for this beautiful day!
559
00:20:32,002 --> 00:20:34,336
[Laughter]
560
00:20:34,565 --> 00:20:36,255
What's this?
What's happening?
561
00:20:36,256 --> 00:20:38,571
Tickle troll shaman:
I knew this day would come.
562
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:40,405
[Frog croaks]
It is prophesied.
563
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:43,522
For millennia, we tickle trolls
lived in harmony with humans.
564
00:20:43,523 --> 00:20:45,153
We visited them
in their sleep,
565
00:20:45,193 --> 00:20:48,010
and they rewarded us
with their delicious laughter.
566
00:20:48,106 --> 00:20:51,091
Heh! But then, parents started
using us as a threat.
567
00:20:51,187 --> 00:20:53,177
"Beware the tickle trolls,"
they said.
568
00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:55,649
"Their name is
a fake-out," they said.
569
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,422
"Brush your teeth or
the tickle trolls will get you!"
570
00:20:58,609 --> 00:21:01,385
"Don't wet your bed or the
tickle trolls will get you."
571
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:04,209
Heh! No longer did the children
bless us with their laughter.
572
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:06,561
They screamed
at the sight of us!
573
00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:08,473
So we stopped tickling them.
574
00:21:08,569 --> 00:21:10,068
Generations of kids grew up
575
00:21:10,296 --> 00:21:11,629
never even seeing us!
576
00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:13,410
They believed
they had been tricked.
577
00:21:13,411 --> 00:21:16,971
And just as foretold
by our sacred oral tradition,
578
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,597
when the last little boy
stopped believing in us,
579
00:21:19,647 --> 00:21:21,981
we would disappear.
[Frog croaks]
580
00:21:21,982 --> 00:21:24,079
Tickle troll leader: Wait.
You knew this day
581
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,156
would come,
but you never told us?
582
00:21:26,157 --> 00:21:27,919
Tickle troll shaman:
It never came up.
583
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,164
Tickle troll:
We have an oral tradition?
584
00:21:31,352 --> 00:21:32,985
Man: Did you get any
of that?
585
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,742
Woman: Bento.
[People cheer]
586
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:41,342
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