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Sometimes I just get in my head.
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And I get this
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shitty, sinking feeling in the
pit of my stomach.
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Here's an idea.
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Try breathing a little bit.
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You're at a 10. I need you at a
2.
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And then I'll picture here with
her boss,
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and I know she's attracted to
him.
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So she's into older men now?
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I don't know. Maybe.
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Maybe you shouldn't always
assume the worst case, buddy.
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But you know? She is always at
work.
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Like always.
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Well, people work.
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Women work. What do you want her
to do?
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Stay at home all day in an apron
by the door
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waiting for you to show up?
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Relax.
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Breathe.
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You're going to make yourself
crazy.
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Hey, you've reached Emily.
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Leave me a message and I'll call
you back.
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Dude, I know for a fact the girl
loves you.
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Don't let your imagination run
wild.
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Thing is, she's a shitty liar
and I can tell when she's lying.
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And her rich dick boss demands
way too much of her time.
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Seriously, I see the way the guy
looks at her. Something's up.
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All right. Let's get you another
drink. Yo.
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This one's on me.
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Happy birthday. - I'm good.
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Happy birthday. Oh. Thanks.
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Easy with that.
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Ooh.
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Britney's here.
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I'm going to need some backup.
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Backup? - Yeah.
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What is she? A fucking wrestler?
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Just chat. Words.
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Hey, girl. - Hey!
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What's up?
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How are you? - This is Lisa.
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Hey, Lisa. - Hi.
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This is my friend Vince. - Hi.
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You got to be really nice to
Vince. It's his birthday.
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Oh, it's your birthday? - Yeah.
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So Vince is from New York,
majored in Fine Arts in college.
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And he's planning a trip to
Yosemite. Right, Vince?
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Yeah. Yep.
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He's one of those intense hiker
guys.
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He hikes the Appalachian Trail
every year.
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Wow. That's intense.
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Thanks.
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So what are you two ladies
drinking? Beer? Wine?
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Oh, I'd love a beer. Just
nothing too-
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You know? I was just actually on
my way out.
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I got an early morning.
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No.
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Yeah.
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Lisa... - What?
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Britney. - Dude, you serious?
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Let me know.
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Happy birthday.
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Hey, you've reached Emily.
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Leave me a message and I'll call
you back.
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Fuck's sake.
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Hello?
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I can hear you.
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Surprise! - Surprise.
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Crazy bastard.
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Wait. What's going on?
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Oh my God!
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