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[electric buzzing]

[Doug] I've always wanted the power to fly.

And after painstaking work, I've done it.

I've created my greatest invention,

a device that will steal the very power of flight

from you, Mister Tinkles.

And I won't really steal your powers of flight

but instead we'll switch our bodies

so I can feel what it's like to fly like a bird.

This won't hurt a bit, Mister Tinkles.

We'll switch bodies. I'll fly a loop around the neighborhood

and we'll switch right back. Here we go.

It worked. I can fly.

I can actually fly. I-

- Mister Tinkles, are you okay? - [cooing]

Mister Tinkles, calm down. It's okay.

Ah! My commemorative Duck Boyz coffee mug collection.

Ah! My commemorative luchador coffee mug collection.

Ah! Not my commemorative Bull Man coffee mug collection.

Mister Tinkles, we can switch back.

We can- [grunts]

I really didn't think this through.

- [thuds] - [cooing]

Wait. Where are you going, Mister Tinkles?

Mister Tingles, what are you doing with my van?

Are you trying to get inside?

It's not like, you're gonna drive it or-

[engine starts]

Ah, my van!

I really didn't think this through.

Stop, Mister Tinkles! Stop! Come back!

Mister Tinkles, stop!

So, let's go over it again. If I say code nine, it means-

It means Mordros the Annihilator

is attacking Earth with a giant chicken.

No, it means Mordros the Annihilator

is attacking Earth with a giant spider monkey.

We've gone over this.

Kevin, it's our day off. Can't you just let us relax?

Relax. We should be using

every moment possible to train.

Ah, we've trained enough. I'm at the top of my game.

Gretel, every superhero needs to keep honing their skills.

Well, I'm not a superhero right now.

I'm just a kid who wants to goof off and watch cartoons.

Hey, what's Churro got in his mouth?

I don't know. Churro, come here.

Drop it! Drop it!

- Drop it! - [Hamster] I'll deal with it.

Drop it! Drop it! Drop!

Drop it! Drop!

[buzzing]

Is everything okay? What just happened?

Everything's fine. [gasps] No.

- [barks] - What is happening?

Ow. Obviously, that device

Churro dragged in switched our bodies.

[Churro whimpers]

The center of gravity of this thing stinks. Ow.

[sniffs] Everything on this thing stinks.

No, no, no. Okay.

Nobody panic. I'm gonna change you back.

- [whimpers] - [clicking]

- It's not working. - Maybe Doug can help us.

Who's Doug?

Uh, good. He's probably

some weird genius guy who invented this thing.

[Doug] Hey, Doug, here, Leave a message at the beep.

It's going to voicemail.

Doug, my name is Gretel, and I have your remote control thingy.

You know, the one that causes animals to switch bodies.

- Call me back ASAP. - [sighs]

Well, at least I still have my sentience and powers.

Sadly, I lost my good looks.

We've got to find this Doug right now.

All we can do is keep trying before Mom and Dad get home.

- [Mom and Dad] We're home! - [barking]

- No, no, no. - No, no, no.

Looks like you kids are having a fun day off.

Yep. Just playing with the pets.

Hamster escaped his ball. There we go.

[Dave] Churro, we got your num-nums,

your favorite flavor, Yak lung.

Come here, boy.

Come on, Churro. Don't you want some yummy lung chunks?

Come on, Churro.

Eat a lung chunk like you always do.

That's so weird. Churro never misses a num-num.

Maybe he's sick and needs to go to the vet.

[faking enjoying]

Poor little man.

He must be feeling neglected because I've been so busy.

I'm gonna take him to the dog park

and have a daddy dog day.

No! I mean, I was going to hang out with Churro today.

We can all go. We can have a daddy doggy Kevin Day.

You and I haven't caught up and really bonded for a long time.

- Uh, yeah. - Oh, I am so excited.

Okay. I'll bring back Hamster as soon as I can.

- You keep calling the number on the remote. - [phone buzzes]

[sighs] And now there's an angry bodybuilder

destroying a gym a couple of blocks away.

I can handle that.

I'll take Hamster. I mean, Churro, who is inside

hamster, with me and go get the bad guy.

When I'm done, we can all go find Doug.

[barking]

This is Veronica Hill broadcasting from Brawny Bros

Bodybuilding, where a bitter, bulky beast

of a bodybuilder named Burt is busting up the building

because he was being bullied

for always skipping leg day at the gym.

- [grunts] - [crashing]

Nobody makes fun of Burt.

Tighten the torso.

My legs are small by choice.

Leg day is boring.

[screaming]

[Dave] Who's going to the dog park with Daddy and Kevin?

You! You're going to the dog park

with Daddy and Kevin.

Huh? He usually gets so excited when I say dog park.

Hey, Churro, aren't you excited to go to the dog park?

Bark.

Aw, he's such a happy boy.

Ah!

That's enough, buddy. Drop that weight.

- Hey! - No one can stop me

from getting my revenge on all the smack talking

gym jerks in town.

Not even Hamster and Gretel. Uh.

Sheesh! You got this strong just from moving weights?

Yeah, that's what I did.

[man] ? Bolgylvanian Protein Powder ?

You buy. Not for human consumption.

[barking]

[Dave] Run free, little buddy.

Oh, no, the big dogs are here.

Churro's usually scared of them.

Oh, looks like he got a little confidence.

Have fun, buddy.

Come on, Kev. Let's bond

while we watch your fur brother romp around.

Please don't call him my fur brother.

So anything exciting happening

- at school these days? - Nope.

Man, I miss these talks.

Hey, man, I'm not looking for any trouble,

but if you insist, I can hand some out.

Uh. Whoa! Look at that squirrel.

Is that a Etruscan ridgeback?

- Ooh, where? - [fighting in distance]

You know, uh, I think that's just a regular squirrel.

[Gretel] I'm warning you.

If you keep this up... [grunts] ...we're gonna have to get tough.

[barking]

Looks like your sidekick is all side and no kick.

[barking]

Ow! My tiny ankle.

- Let go! - That's it.

You're going down.

Ah! Gotcha. You're no match for Burt's upper-body!

- [gasps] - Any closer and I'll shotput

you're useless partner to the moon.

Okay, okay. Don't hurt him.

Just give him back and we'll talk this out.

Why would Burt do something that dumb?

Answer, he wouldn't.

[Dave] Aw, he's so cute when he plays chasies

with his buddies. Go get 'em, Churro.

Oh, Look, let's go get Churro

a balloon animal, doggie.

Um, you go ahead. I'll be right over.

Did you talk to Doug yet?

No. And this insane bodybuilder has Hamster.

I mean, Churro in Hamster's body.

I need you and Churro, I mean, Hamster in Churro's body over here now.

We're kinda stuck here because of dad.

Can you get him here? It's only a couple of blocks away.

Okay, I'll figure something out.

I'll take one balloon doggie, please.

Well, let's see. I got a Doberman,

a beagle or a Portuguese water dog.

Oh, wow. Surprise me, balloon man.

My name is Craig.

[screaming]

Well you've gotten your revenge against this gym.

You better not destroy that brand new outdoor gym

they just built next to the dog park.

- What dog park? - You think I'm dumb enough

to tell you it's on Cypress and First,

two blocks away. I mean, oops.

- Ah! - Man, that was too easy.

No, don't do it! Don't!

[dog barking]

- Where's the outdoor gym? - Just give me back my dog,

- I mean, Hamster. - Churro!

Come here, boy. We need you!

We'll have to put a pin in this. Boo!

? You've got delts for days ?

? You've got muscles for months ?

? I know you think that every puppy's a runt ?

? But I got news for you ?

? I'm not chasing no car ?

? No matter how big your biceps off ?

? Step off because your calves are too soft ?

? I may be a dog, but I never skipped leg day ?

? Get back you're barking up the wrong track ?

? And I'm about to hit you with this mid chorus segue ?

? Okay, we get it your arms are large ?

? But I'm about to show you just who's in charge ?

? You got biceps and triceps too ?

? But it looks like squats were too hard for you ?

? So calm down, you top-heavy clown ?

? I'm not messing around ?

? I'll knock you into next Wednesday ?

? Back off 'cause your calves are too soft ?

? I may be a dog ?

? But I never, never, never skip leg day ?

? Never, never, never skip leg day ?

? I'll never, never, never skip leg day ?

- A-ha. Gotcha. - [barking]

Thank you.

- Hey, Dad. - Isn't this cute?

Aw. Look at that. A Portuguese water dog.

All right. You asked for it.

Time to go beast mode.

That tree looks a little heavy for your tiny quads.

Let me take it off your hands.

[grunts]

[thuds]

[Kevin gasps]

No!

[? emotional music playing]

[grunts]

[Dave] I can't wait to see his little face

when he gets a look at this.

Man, they're really letting this park go.

- [Dave] Churro. - What just happened?

Churro! Where's Churro?

There you are, good boy.

- Look what I got for you. - Bark.

Aw, he loves it.

Well, this was a great bonding day.

And I'm gonna take Churro to wash

his dirty paws while you get the van.

- Be right back. - Okey-doke.

Wow, that was crazy.

- How did you do that? - I don't know.

I was really scared for you guys

then suddenly there was this flash of light and boom,

- you were safe. - Well, whatever it was, it worked.

Now we have to try to change 'em back again.

[phone buzzing]

It's Doug. Listen, mister,

I've got a problem with a dog

and a hamster that you need to fix now.

[Doug] You found my remote. Thank goodness.

Between that and my van, I've been searching for it all afternoon.

And how do we switch them back?

The switchback is easy.

Just have them touch both ends of the remote

and hit the button marked transfer.

[buzzing]

[barking]

- Yes! - It worked.

Thank you, Doug.

No problem. I'm just so happy it worked out.

Now if I could only find my van and Mister Tinkles.

[crashes]

Yeah, I'm gonna need that device back.

[? theme music playing]

? Hamster and Gretel ?

? It's Hamster, Hamster ?

? Hamster and Gretel ?

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