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? Who's the improbable duo that you've heard about?

? Faster than a scooter, stronger than metal ?

? Who's a little girl and a domesticated rodent ?

? Who's still standing when you see the dust settle? ?

? It's Hamster ?

? Hamster and Gretel ?

? If they can't do it, then nobody can ?

? Hamster, Hamster ?

? Hamster and Gretel ?

? That's also Kevin in the minivan ?

[Gretel] Dad, Why did you enter me into this thing?

I'm no good at fishing.

It'll come to you, Gretel.

The Grant family has fishing in our blood.

Our ancestors ruled the sea, you know.

Wait. Are we Vikings?

Even better.

- Scottish octopus farmers. - [? bagpipes playing]

Can't you teach Kevin to fish?

Well, it's a father-daughter tournament, hon.

And also, uh, we tried that.

[Kevin screams] Get it off! Get it off!

That fish was on his head for three days.

So, it's all up to you, Gretel.

Here, I'll teach you the Grant family perfect cast.

Just take a firm grip of the fishpole and cast your luck.

[plops]

Great start. I have a few notes.

Dad, I don't think I got the fishing gene.

Everybody's bad at something until they're good.

One day it just clicks.

This is Veronica Hill

reporting from the Lake Walla Walla pier

waiting with baited breath for the annual father-daughter

fishing tournament to begin.

And here's the event's sponsor, Maura Gunderson

of Gunderson's Wet Ski Rentals.

On behalf of Gunderson Wet Ski Rentals

I want to welcome everyone here.

And remember, if you're at the lake,

Gunderson's Wet Ski Rentals

- is the place to- - Be sure to visit

Ziggy and Sons Swan Boat Rentals!

Take it from me, Ziggy!

We have very reasonable prices!

- Gunderson's Wet Ski Rentals... - Don't let...

...is the only place for amazing water thrills.

...are the best in the Tri-State Area!

- Wet Skis can't be beat! - At least top five, anyway!

Especially by dilapidated Swan Boats.

I understand we'll be treated to a Wet Ski stunt show later.

- Gunderson's Wet Ski Rental stunt team. .. - We are open from...

- ...puts on a great show... - ...sunrise to sunset.

...for all our fishing competitors

- to enjoy between rounds of- - ...worst hours!

- I'm like a swan in that way! - Sh-shh.

And you can, too, if- [screams]

- Ziggy and Sons. - [machine whirring]

For all your Swan Boat rental needs!

- Gas only- - [engines whirring]

Fathers-daughters, to your stations.

[rod whipping]

Welcome competitors.

The first to make a catch moves on to the finals.

Ready, fathers and daughters?

On your marks, get-set,

fish.

Riveting.

Reel it in, Gretel. You can do it.

[Gretel] A boot?

I caught a boot the first time with my dad fishing

and mine wasn't nearly this big.

Wow, a size 12.

- [bell dinging] - And we have a winner.

- Greg and Cindy Marzik. - [crowd applauding]

[engine starts]

What is that? What's going on here?

Oh, I have no idea.

Was that big pile of rope here before?

- I didn't notice it. - Wait.

Is that rope attached to my sash?

I think it is.

- Is it attached to your sash? - No, just yours I think.

- I'd better take this off. - Oh, absolutely.

Yeah. Before it takes me- [screams]

Help! Help!

[gurgling]

[grinding]

[people shouting]

- [Hamster] Done and done. - [crowd cheering]

Oh, that was awful.

If that's how fish feel, being pulled through the water,

then I'll never fish again.

- [grunts] - Sorry, Cindy.

Well, then, uh, with Greg and Cindy out,

the only other person to catch anything

- was Gretel Grant-Gomez. - [crowd clapping]

But, I just caught footwear.

And footwear's tough to catch.

Congrats, Gretel and Dave, you made the finals.

We're moving on to the finals. Yes!

I knew you had the fishing gene.

I'm gonna get us set up for lunch.

Cancel the tournament immediately

or whoever wins will pay. [gasps]

I don't get it. Who would wanna stop the fishing tournament?

- A fish. - I don't think a trout wrote the note.

We have to find out who's threatening the tournament

before anyone gets hurt.

I'm going to the lake to see if I can sniff out a suspect.

And I'm gonna drop out of the tournament

so I can help, which is so sad.

- But Dad will get over it. - No, Gretel.

You need to stay in the competition. Actually, you need to win.

- What? - True. If someone's going after the winner,

it would keep everyone else safe

if the winner is damage resistant, at least one of them.

I mean, Dave is cool, but indestructible, he is not.

So, you and Hamster get to investigate who the bad guy is

- while I'm stuck learning how to fish? - Yes, exactly.

But fishing is hard,

and using superpowers is so easy.

I know you don't like being bad at fishing,

but we both know someone who would love to help you get better.

I have dreamt about this day for so long,

the day that you'd fall in love with fishing.

Gretel, I really think you're ready

to try the Grant family perfect cast.

Okay.

- [thuds] - [screeching]

Ugh. Sorry.

Hey, Sometimes you gotta work to be good at something.

- Just keep at it. - But I need to be good now.

Honey, it's a fishing tournament

and it's not like anyone's life is at stake.

It's hard to get a list of suspects together,

when we don't know the players involved here.

- Wait a minute. - [honking]

[people shouting]

Excuse me, Mister Ziggy, May I ask you a few questions?

Are my fabulous Swan Boats a great value? Absolutely.

Uh, actually, I wanted to know if you've lived here long?

- My whole life. - Is there anyone you know

that would wanna stop the tournament?

Oh. Is somebody trying to stop the tournament?

No, no, no one is.

But would anyone here have a reason to?

- If you had to guess. - I don't know.

- Maybe, Maura Gunderson. - The tournament sponsor?

Why would she want the tournament to stop?

Because her husband and daughter won it the last 11 years straight

until her daughter was caught faking her catches with frozen fish.

- Really? - I bet it burned old Maura,

seeing that guy with the sash,

even if it did yank him into the lake.

- Thank you. This is helpful. - So you'll rent a Swan Boat?

Uh. Oh, yeah.

- I'll come by later. - Okay.

I'll be waiting right here in this spot

like a noble swan.

I'm Veronica Hill.

We're headed into the finals of the father-daughter fishing tournament.

Everybody's excited, except for whoever wrote,

"You've been warned" on the side of this pier.

We're not 100 percent,

but the only person with a clear motive is Maura Gunderson.

We'll watch her if she makes her move.

You concentrate on winning this thing.

Kevin, this is really stressing me out.

I don't think I can do this.

But you save people all the time.

Yeah, with my superpowers, not my fishing skills.

Ready to take 'em down, honey? Show no mercy.

We're big, brave sharks.

I mean, technically, sharks aren't freshwater fish, but we are.

[? dramatic music playing]

Okay, here we go.

Thirty minutes on the clock.

We are about to witness a sea battle

so intense we may have to look away.

[blows whistle]

And Hanson wins a trout to open it up.

Love that form. Easy cast.

Boom-shaka-laka, shaka-laka-boom.

[bell dinging]

Dave Gomez on the board with a beautiful toss.

This is gonna be a battle to the finish.

[? upbeat music playing]

Ten seconds left.

The Grant-Gomezes are gonna need a miracle.

Ooh.

Yes.

[Hill] Oh, she pulls out a boot.

And that's it. Hampsons have won the tournament.

Oh, no, we lost. I knew it.

Okay, Moving to plan B, we gotta keep the winner safe.

[Hamster] Move 'em to a safe house, give 'em new lives,

a fresh start in a new city. Too much?

[Kevin] Maura's approaching the winners.

Hamster, Get in there and stop her!

On behalf of Gundersons Wet-Suit Rentals,

I wanna congratulate Stan and Ann,

as our father and daughter fishing champions-

[screaming]

I warned you not to have this tournament!

- The swan paddle boat rental guy. - Ziggy?

I'm gonna destroy this fishing pier

and put an end to this father and daughter fishing contest

once and for all!

[crowd screaming]

Why are you doing this?

'Cause no one wants to ride your dumb swan boats?

No! 'Cause I've always wanted to enter this contest.

I've lived on the lake my whole life and had to stand back year after year

watching them crown a winner, knowing that just because

one silly rule that will never be me.

- What rule? - That I have to have a daughter.

They won't let me enter without one.

I only have seven useless sons.

Dad, what are you doing?

Ugh, it's sickening.

Okay, time to put a stop to this.

[thuds]

Kevin, I need to change into Super Gretel.

[Kevin] You can't. Everyone's watching. Especially Dad.

We're going to be fine, Gretel. I'll protect you.

[? dramatic music playing]

Mm.

- [Stan] Get out of here! - [Ann] Help!

- Help! - [Maura] Help us!

[crowd cheering]

I knew it would click.

Oh, wait. Do it again, honey.

[machine whirring]

Ah, forget them. Goodbye, pier.

What the...

That's it. I'm sending you to Topeka.

I don't know where it is.

I don't even know if it's a real place, but I hope it's far!

[laughing maniacally]

Uh-oh. [screaming]

Dad, are you okay?

Ugh. Isn't one of you a lawyer?

- I am Pop, but environmental. - [Ziggy] Useless.

Way to go.

You did it. Awesome.

Gosh, I don't know what I'm more proud of,

that you mastered the Grant family perfect cast

or that you saved that innocent girl

and her dad from almost certain annihilation.

I couldn't have done it without you.

I can't wait to come back and win the fishing tournament with you next year.

You've just made me so happy.

I got a shirt just for the occasion.

Wait, You were wearing that entire outfit

underneath your fishing clothes this whole time?

- Correct. - I have no follow-up questions.

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