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{\an8}Are you making a fool of me?
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I'll ask just one more time.
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You guys being bullied?
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No, ma'am.
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Don't hide it. Just tell me.
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I have zero tolerance for bullying.
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I am on your side.
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Thanks, ma'am.
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Queen Sensei, you have a call
in the teacher's office.
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Damn baldie!
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I told ya, don't open the door
without knocking first!
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I'm sorry, Queen Sensei!
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Looks like you need some discipline.
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-Discipline? Um…
-Rotten scumbag. Cue balls like you…
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I'm stepping out for a bit.
You guys can stay as long as you like.
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Thanks, ma'am.
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What am I gonna do?
People saw me in a weird situation!
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My popularity! My innocent image!
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More like, them aliens
are way too persistent!
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If they keep assaulting us like that,
I won't be able to stand it!
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On top of that, they were targeting me.
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It seems like they were after
Turbo Granny's powers.
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Hey, by the way…
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{\an8}Since when have you been able
to use Acro-Silky's powers?
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{\an8}Just now. My powers awakened
during the battle.
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I mean, I was chosen
as a "Pretty Soldier" after all.
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Your title keeps changing so much.
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Well, we did transfer Acro-Silky's aura
to you, so I guess it's possible.
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But if that's the case,
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it's highly likely that Miss Shiratori
will also be targeted by them.
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Takakura-kun is worried about me.
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We were able to fend them off
because we had yokai powers.
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But as long as we have these powers,
the aliens will be targeting us.
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But isn't it strange?
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If they want yokai powers,
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they should just attack
the yokai directly.
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You're right.
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No, wait. That's exactly it!
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The aliens,
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despite having astounding scientific
technology, are not invading Earth.
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There's much debate about that,
and I was always curious about it!
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They can't because
we have yokai monsters around!
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They're not just in Japan!
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Folklore about spirits and demonsexist all over the world!
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In other words, yokai and demons areprotecting the Earth from alien invasion!
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Even with their scientific technology,aliens can't beat yokai.
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Thus, they're attacking special humanslike us for research,
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and they're trying to develop technologyto win against the yokai!
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I'm sure of it!
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There's a chance they already took
my missing family jewel!
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Oh crap! We gotta hurry and find it!
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The story went too epic
and I totes missed the point!
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So what? Are we in trouble?
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I get it! I still hold
the fate of the world in my hands!
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Fine, we'll go with that.
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Anyway, people saw me naked!
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Ugh, don't remind me of reality!
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I'm sure nobody would believe
anything we'd say anyway.
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Oh, what to do!
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That's it!
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I'll just say that Miss Ayase stripped me!
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-Hey!
-It's not a lie, is it?
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You did tell me to strip down.
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Takakura-kun,
you should go with that, too.
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Huh?
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Fine, you can go with that.
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But if we do that, then you…
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I'm kinda tired. Making excuses
sounds like a pain in the ass.
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-Aira, are you okay?
-What happened to you?
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You surprised me!
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Oh! Momo Ayase, is this your fault?
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Uh, um…
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Let's go, Aira!
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Wait, hold on.
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Miss Ayase, if you don't hurry,
you'll turn into the villain!
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I could care less.
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You don't care?
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More than any of this…
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Okarun, give me your excuse
for that other thing.
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What were you doing thereduring the lunch break?
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That was…
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Miss Shiratori tried to kiss meout of the blue.
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-Huh?!-It's true!
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We got into a tussle because of that,
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and when we both fell over,that's when you happened to see us.
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So then, what were youdoing there to begin with?
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C'mon. C'mon.
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I was working out.
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Like push-ups and stuff.
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Oh?
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I wanted to become stronger.
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And why'd ya want to keep it a secret?
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Um…
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If I got stronger without you knowing,
I thought it would be kinda cool.
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Say what? Hilarious!
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Okarun, you have a vain side, too?
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O-Of course I do.
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I am a guy after all.
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I want you to think I'm a cool guy.
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I see, I get it.
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Lemme see your face.
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D-Don't tease me!
That's the bad thing about you.
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So why? Why do you want me
to think you're cool?
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Huh? I told you. It's because I'm a guy!
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Why do you want people to think that
just because you're a guy?
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Huh? That's enough of that!
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I'll be going now!
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I won't say anything
that'll make you the villain though.
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Okarun.
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Found Momo!
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Okarun is here, too!
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Whoa! You surprised me!
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No, that's our line.
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You suddenly disappeared on us
during class!
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Kana contacted us. I was totally spooked.
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She said you and Okarun were hugging
each other naked in front of Class D.
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But we were all in chemistry lab, right?
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So what's going on?
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Even if I told you,
you wouldn't understand.
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That's just how things ended up.
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I see.
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Isn't that a little too vague?
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All the mysteries have been unraveled.
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Whoa, amazeballs!
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You. There's a person
named Shiratori in Class D.
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So, uh, do you know her?
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Well, yeah.
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My investigations show that
Shiratori in Class D was also naked.
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Which brings us to Momo,
Okarun, and Shiratori.
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Where a love triangle emerges…
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Whoa.
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Which means, this is…
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all for one man.
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A war between two women.
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{\an8}NUDE GLADIATOR COMBAT
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{\an8}It means we had someNude Gladiator Combat!
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Momo was talking to that mantis shrimp
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because she wanted Master Mantisto teach her to punch
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so she could knock Shiratori's lights out!
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What the hell?
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Teach me.
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Momo was sulking the whole timebecause she was jealous of Shiratori!
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Shut that trap!
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I ain't jealous of her!
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You are the culprit!
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Hold on! Stop it!
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Aira, are you okay?
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What in the world happened?!
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I'll help out in any way possible
if it's for you, Miss Shiratori!
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Thank you, everyone.
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Aira is mammoth-happy!
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But I don't really want to talk about
what happened.
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So I'd be grateful
if you left me alone about this.
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I impress myself with how highmy own popularity is!
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Times like this are whenyour everyday efforts bear fruit.
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This is how this incident will dissipate.
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It's Momo Ayase, isn't it?
She did this to you?
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You've been harassed by Momo Ayase lately.
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Like that thing with the washtub.
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No way. Really?
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Momo Ayase's not getting away with this!
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Maybe she's jealous
of Miss Shiratori's beauty?
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What's her problem?!
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I heard she'll sleep with any guy.
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Oh, I know about that rumor!
It was going around a while back!
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Shouldn't we punish her in some way?
Like spread the word about her evil.
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Right!
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Let's teach her what happens
when you make our Miss Shiratori cry!
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So true!
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I'm the one who spread that fake rumor.
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Hold on, Aira. What's wrong?
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I'm at fault.
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So please don't speak badly of Momo Ayase.
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Aira?
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A-Aira?
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What the?
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What's going on?
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I've done myself in.
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My popularity…
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Stupid, stupid…
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Deranged as usual, I see.
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Shut up! What do you want?
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Nothing much.
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How's it on your end? Were you able
to come up with a good excuse?
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Huh?
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W-Well, yeah. They're all filled
with hatred against you!
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You say that, but you're all alone.
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You always have people stringing
behind you like goldfish turds.
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You've had enough, right?
Can you get lost?
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I mean, you are my enemy!
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I bet you didn't badmouth me.
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Of course I did!
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I said all kinds of bad stuff!
Got a problem with that?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I can't just go home like this.
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I have to earn a living for my family.
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This thing has the nerve
to show up again?!
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It's emitting some weird white fluid!
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Chiquitita, you have a dream?
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Huh? You okay?
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Chiquitita.
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Daddy!
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Daddy!
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I'm sorry, Chiquitita.
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T-This place is…
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Grandma, see, look here! This is an alien!
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It doesn't feel like one.
Isn't this just a kappa?
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No way!
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There's an alien right in front of you,
and you won't believe it? The hell?
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It just doesn't feel like an alien.
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This thing's totally a kappa.
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No, actually, there are theories
that kappa are actually aliens!
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Anyway, what are we gonna do
about this guy? We patched him up.
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He might attack us again, you know.
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You better not!
We got Grandma on our side!
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Oh, that?
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I had no idea what aliens eat,
so I just made some curry for now.
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You don't have to eat it
if you don't want it.
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You gave me proper medical attention.
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Nobody has ever
been this kind to me before.
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I will never ever
bring harm to you ever again.
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COARSE TEA / WASABI
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Tastes awful!
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Tastes awful!
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Why you!
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Don't you be eatin' just the fatty tuna!
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You ate my sea urchin!
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You're a guest!
Just stick to the pickled ginger!
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If I'm a guest, treat me like one!
Bring me some blackthroat seaperch!
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You're just a kappa!
Stick to cucumber rolls!
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You left some sea urchin uneaten!
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I was saving the best for last,
you schmuck!
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You ugly idiot baldie!
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Ugly scummy idiot baldie!
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Each and every one of you are scum!
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I'm never serving you guys sushi again!
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My son is ill.
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All his blood leaves his body
with his urine and feces.
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He'll die unless he's given
new blood every day.
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My wife died from the same illness.
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For treatment, I need [$@$@].
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What? Sorry, I didn't catch that.
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It's what you guys call currency.
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And I need tons of currency.
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My [@@@@] is a warzone.
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-Huh? I really can't decipher it.-It can't provide me currency.
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So I must head outand earn some foreign currency.
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We [@@] have powerful bodies,
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so we have jobs like bodyguards and [@/@].
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But I am weak.
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Degenerate [@@] like myselfcan't find any work.
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There are only outlaw jobs full of danger.
254
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,146
Because I'm…
255
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,983
Because I'm weak, my wife had to die,
256
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:49,114
I injured all of you, and my son
is facing so much hardship.
257
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,200
I'm so pathetic.
258
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,411
I'm so pathetic!
259
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,000
What can I do to help you?
260
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,586
If you have my weenie,
would that save your son?
261
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,631
Huh? What the hell
are you talking about? Stop that!
262
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:08,384
It'll be fine if he can just get paid.
263
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,719
I can go reclaim my weenie after that!
264
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,888
Reclaim? From where?
265
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,058
In the first place, if the treatment
is to get new blood every single day,
266
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,769
isn't it meaningless
to get just one cash payment?
267
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:23,315
It's tough for him, but he has to work
a proper job to keep paying for it!
268
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,943
He wants to work, but he can't find a job!
269
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,361
How is he going to make a living?
270
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:32,116
I heard that he's in trouble, so I can't
just pretend like I didn't hear it.
271
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,826
I want to help!
272
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,954
Calm down.
I understand how you feel, though.
273
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:41,875
I'll get it back for you.
That is, your, um… you-know-what.
274
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,293
Keep quiet, you stupid girl!
275
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,797
When Takakura-kun is trying
to do something for someone else,
276
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,676
if you can't support him,
you can't call yourself his partner.
277
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:53,262
Don't pretend like you're his partner!
278
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,100
What Miss Momo Ayase says is correct.
279
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,437
The only way
is for me to find a proper job.
280
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,649
I was very happy about
Mr. Ken Takakura's consideration.
281
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:11,363
But you have been far too kind
to me already.
282
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:15,951
I have made a promise
that I will not harm you.
283
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,038
I'm sorry to stay so long.
284
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,123
Thank you so very much.
285
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,042
Hold it.
286
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,753
Your blood stinks.
287
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,713
Wait, what did you just say?
288
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,798
That's anti-alien!
Where's political correctness?
289
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,216
Shut up, you little turd.
290
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,719
Screw political correctness.
291
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:39,016
That white liquid of yours is blood, yeah?
292
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:42,978
Those blood-soaked bandages
somehow smell familiar.
293
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,563
Huh?
294
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:50,444
{\an8}YUJI INTENSE MILK
UNALTERED COMPONENTS
295
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,072
Try lapping up some of that.
296
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,166
T-This is…
297
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,418
the same!
298
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,338
It's the same thing as our blood!
299
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,341
Huh? What the? Grandma, what's going on?
300
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,051
His bandage reeked
301
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:17,971
like that smell when you use
a dirty rag to wipe up some milk.
302
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,557
Milk is cow's "blood" to begin with,
303
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,936
but of all things kappa's blood was milk,
too?
304
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:26,522
Seriously? Then you should take
tons of milk back with you!
305
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,774
Dover Demon's blood is milk!
306
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:31,401
But it's a little thin.
307
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:34,363
They homogenize it
so it's easy for humans to drink.
308
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:39,952
I'll ask a dairy farmer I know
to give you one whole cow.
309
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,704
Well, good luck with everything.
310
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,706
Take care of yourself.
311
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:57,177
{\an8}INTENSE MILK
312
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,144
Thank you!
313
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:09,523
I will never forget this generosity!
314
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:16,530
If something ever happens,I will make sure to be your ally!
315
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,157
{\an8}-It's Cattle Mutilation!
-A live Abduction!
316
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,825
Shut up! Hurry up and go home!
317
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:23,245
Amazing! So huge! So awesome!
318
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,790
{\an8}Hope we meet again!
319
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,350
Grandma, you believe in aliens now, right?
320
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,519
Huh? That was just a kappa.
321
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,272
Huh? Okarun,
say something to this old hag!
322
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,525
There's a theory that kappa are aliens.
323
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,946
Please!
324
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,742
Buy us some school uniforms
with Ms. Dodoria's appearance fees!
325
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:07,164
How many times do I have
to buy your uniforms, you dumbasses?
326
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,875
Next time,
we will wear them very carefully!
327
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,835
Is it okay for us, too?
328
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,462
We don't have any money.
329
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:17,549
In times like this, it's best to exploit
the financial power of adults.
330
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,426
By the way, this is the third time.
331
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:22,429
Aira and Four-Eyes,
I'll buy uniforms for you two.
332
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,516
Hold on! Why am I not included?
333
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,769
I don't like your eyes.
334
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,980
Those eyes that want to exploit
the financial power of adults.
335
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,192
So until I say you're done…
336
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,194
do an impersonation of Hiroshi Abe.
337
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:41,531
Gimme a break!
I'd never do anything like that!
338
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:45,661
Come on, say it.
Who are you speaking to? Say it!
339
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,872
You okay with that?
With no deal for your uniform?
340
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,874
I don't care either way.
341
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,169
I don't wanna wear
a school uniform anyway.
342
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,300
What's with that face?
That's so out there!
343
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,301
So cute.
344
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,429
-So?
-That's nothing like him! How irritating!
345
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:10,435
Hey, Momo. You answer that.
Keep doing your impersonation, though.
346
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,187
Rocket Engine Valve.
347
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,105
Miss Ayase!
348
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:14,356
Rocket Engine Valve.
349
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,818
I'm watching you from here.
You better not stop!
350
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,072
Rocket Engine Valve.
351
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,074
Hello.
352
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,784
I am Rocket Engine Valve.
353
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:29,746
Huh? Momo?
354
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,164
Jiji?
355
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:38,213
Yo. You're finally here.
I heard all about it from your mom.
356
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,507
Huh? What? Why is he here?
357
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,467
Who is that?
358
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,846
That guy is Momo's childhood friend…
359
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,520
and her first love.
360
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,616
What is this feeling I have?
361
00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:31,284
Hey, you believe in aliens, right?
362
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,828
That was a kappa, no doubt.
363
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,080
Takakura-kun called it a Dover Demon.
364
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,666
I'm sure she's just shaken becauseshe witnessed Cattle Mutilation!
365
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,126
Next episode, "First Love."
366
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,710
By the way, outside of alien theories,
367
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,921
a kappa is called chupacabrain some regions…
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