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{\an8}KEEP OUT
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{\an8}Okarun, you first.
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{\an8}I believe it's ladies first, actually.
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But see, I'm so teary-eyed.
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They're bone dry.
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It's only fair to go side-by-side!
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{\an8}Hey! Okarun, you're behind me!
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{\an8}Argh, that's not fair, Miss Ayase!
Now you're behind me!
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{\an8}-Damn you!
-Wait! Hold on, stop it!
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{\an8}-Let's go.
-Okay.
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So what were we going to do again
when Turbo Granny shows up? Punch her?
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No! We're luring her outside of Shono City
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to separate her
from the location-bound spirit!
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That way, she'll weaken,
and even we can defeat her.
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That's right, that's right.
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But we defeated that giant alien already,
so maybe we can defeat her, too?
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You were scared just now.
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I mean, she's an old hag!
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After experiencing something
that huge, an old hag…
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So huge!
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Wh-What should we do, Miss Ayase?!
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Calm down! You just mentioned it just now!
We're leaving Shono City, right?
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Let's go!
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What?!
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No way! Is this legit?
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She's coming this way!
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I'm borrowing this!
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I should be able to do it. Go!
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Her eyes are mouth! So gross!
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Miss Ayase, please unleash the curse!
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I'll make something out of this!
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-Got it! Counting on you!
-Okay! I'll do my best!
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Man, no good. I don't think I can do it.
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I am utterly useless…
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Oh, that's right,
you become a total downer.
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I'll cheer for you, so go do your best!
Fight on!
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I'll be crushed to death
from that pressure…
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No way!
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Miss Ayase? What's going on?
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Why? I can't see it!
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The power of the curse is gone?
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I returned his weenie to him.
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The curse is no longer.
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What a surprise!
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I didn't expect you to use
the power of the curse to transform!
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But I won't let you do it.
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You thieving pig!
I won't let you use my power!
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I'm going to thoroughly chew
and eat you up!
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Taunt her.
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That thing has absolute confidencein its running.
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A few random tauntsand it's sure to take the challenge.
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Are you that scared of losing in a race?
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Such brute force is so unfashionable.
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I mean, your name is Turbo Granny, right?
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There's no way you'd pass on a race
to show off how fast you can run.
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If you're really Turbo…
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then challenge us
with how fast you can run!
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You…
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Who do you think
you're mouthing off to, huh?
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There's no way I'd lose
in a running match.
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Fine. I'll accept your challenge.
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Besides, I can eat you two at any point.
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What are the rules?
Where's the finish line?
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No finish line. We're playing tag.
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If you catch us, you win. Simple, yeah?
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Count for ten minutes when you begin.
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We'll make a run for it in the meantime.
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Those are the rules, so you absolutely
have to adhere to them.
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If you don't, the legend of Turbo Granny
will just be a piece of crap.
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Very well.
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I hate people who break the rules.
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Then, let's begin! Run, Okarun!
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One, two…
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Amazing! I totally thought we were goners!
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-Miss Ayase, are you a genius?
-…four…
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I know!
But I shoulda provoked a bit harder!
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Ten minutes might be cutting it close!
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Five minutes…
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Eight minutes…
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-Hold on! She's counting weird!
-Six minutes…
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Ten minutes.
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Okaru…
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Miss Ayase!
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Miss Ayase!
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Her ten minutes have passed.
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Now I have to count your ten minutes.
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{\an8}Forty…
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{\an8}One minute…
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That's cheating!
Release Miss Ayase at once!
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Fifty-six…
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-Fifty-seven…
-Stop! That way of counting is absurd!
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You said you were going
to adhere to the rules!
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She didn't specify how to count.
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Four minutes… Five minutes…
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Gimme a break! Stop counting!
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Ten minutes.
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There.
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Caught you.
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But you're kinda dense, Okarun.
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I'll probably be saving younext time, too!
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Let me suckle that teat!
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Ouch!
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How dare you suckle my teat
without permission?!
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Let go, you bastard! Brat!
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{\an8}You're the one who said it!
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{\an8}I absolutely won't let go
until you release Miss Ayase!
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Ouch!
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{\an8}What the hell's going on?
I can't muster my strength!
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Is it because of this outfit?!
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Damn you! I have no choice!
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I'll possess you!
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What a hassle!
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Damn brat!
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You aren't connected
to some sorcerer, are you?
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Oh well. I'll eat the girl and end it all.
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What is this feeling
of being crushed inside a hand?
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I can tell. Even if I can't see,
I can tell really well.
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Granny's main form slipped in,
so it's crystal clear…
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by sense of touch!
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Blast you!
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Let go!
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You saved me, Miss Ayase!
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That's my line. That was awesome, Okarun!
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Damn it! Let me outta this brat!
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I caught you, you scummy old hag!
How should we torture you now…
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Give her back.
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Give Granny back!
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Location-bound spirit, kill them!
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Crab!
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Why is the location-bound spirit a crab?!
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Grandma said the dead turn themselves into
freshwater crabs to cross the River Styx!
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{\an8}BEWARE OF BEARS
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This way! Over here!
Where are you looking, you fool?
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Okarun, time to transform!
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Damn old hag! You stay still, you punk!
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-How dare you address me as such?
-Miss Ayase, hurry!
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It's really hard! Unlike before,
you have the real thing in there!
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Here it comes!
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That was close! This is super serious!
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Curse you! Don't use my power
without permission!
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Let go, you punks!
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This is great!
It's easier to squish you directly!
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Momo-chan, it's lookin' bad.
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Hey! Don't get chummy
and call me by my first name!
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You're too heavy
so I can't make this curve.
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For real?!
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Damn it!
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Time to go full throttle now!
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Wicked! It's like a helicopter!
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I can't do it anymore.
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Ouch!
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{\an8}Okarun, are you okay?
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{\an8}I'm all droopy…
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{\an8}Sorry. Seriously, you're a lifesaver!
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{\an8}But I already used one full throttle.
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{\an8}That's right, you can only go
full throttle twice, right?
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{\an8}But I think we gained some distance,
didn't we?
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It's here!
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There's a ton of faces on its back!
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Crap! There's a lot of people here, too!
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What's that?
He's totally giving a piggyback ride.
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What dedication. So hilarious!
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This is totally embarrassing!
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No way! Nobody else can see the crab?!
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Hold on a second!
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That means we just look like
we're all in on a chicken fight!
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I hope I don't bump into any friends!
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Momo-chan, my stamina
is getting seriously low.
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Come on, try harder!
What about your other full throttle?
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No good even if I go full throttle.
I can't leave Shono City distance-wise!
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At this rate, that thing
will catch up and eat us!
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Seriously, anything but that!
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I ain't letting no crab eat me!
I would rather eat a crab instead!
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Let's try something. Hang a right, Okarun!
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{\an8}HEALTH LAND
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Welcome. How many will it be?
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Two!
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Head upstairs!
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It should be harder for it
to chase us in a narrow place!
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It doesn't matter at all?!
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An explosion!
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Run away!
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Hot! What is this place?
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{\an8}This is not good, Miss Ayase!
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{\an8}Crabs thrive in waterfronts!
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{\an8}Water is water, but…
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this is a hot spring!
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When you boil crabs, the meat
tightens up and gets plump, right?
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Tightening up means that
the muscle fibers stiffen up,
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so maybe its movements will slow down.
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It stopped.
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It stopped!
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Boiled!
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Now that it's all red,
it totally looks yummy!
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Freaky! You were looking at it like that?
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Stop eyeing it,
and let's just get out of here!
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Straight down this road
and we'll escape Shono City.
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Wait,
aren't there fewer people than before?
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Indeed.
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What's that?
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Crap!
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What are those guys?!
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Idiots! You won't get away that easily!
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There's a giant cemetery
at the edge of Shono City!
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I just borrowed some helpfrom the spirits already resting there.
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After all, Shono City is our territory!
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Miss Ayase!
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We're not letting you leave Shono City!
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Okarun, go full throttle.
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Huh? Is it all right?
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Even if I use it here,
we won't make it to the next city!
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If you don't use it, we'll die right here!
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Trust me!
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Man, I'm so depressed.
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You're done for.
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One more full throttle from this kid
and he'll be immobile!
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Do it!
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Momo-chan, I can't make this turn!
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Don't stop!
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Momo-chan! We gotta get back
to the original route!
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You untransformed!
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Huh?
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Don't suddenly let go of me!
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Okarun, land!
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I'm done for. I'm at my limit!
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My body is going to rip apart!
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Too wicked! I thought
I was gonna puke out my organs!
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Okarun, stand up!
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It's only a little further!
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Turbo Granny.
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Crap, I let go of her!
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I can't forgive you for this.
You keep cheating.
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What I detest the most…
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is your lack of respect for elders.
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You really are an amazing senior.
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I've never seen an old person
who can bully young folks this much.
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Mad respect for that.
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Speak properly, you punk.
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I can see through your ploys
to use modern words to fool the elderly.
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I really hate those words. I hate it.
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I hate shady brats like that.
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What a…
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son of a bitch.
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All right, I'll eat ya, so run away.
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You can leave Shono City real soon now.
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I'll wait for you to finish running.
Ten minutes? Or 20 minutes?
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Then I'll take one second.
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My ability is to take anything…
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and grab it.
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Get back here!
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Turbo Granny used to be called
the Hundred Kilo Granny!
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The Takasaki Line's maximum speed
is 120 kmph!
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She can't catch up to us!
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00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,089
You're so slow! What a slowpoke!
255
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,717
You're nothing compared to us!
256
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,344
You're dead meat!
257
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,308
You fool!
258
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,854
Trains aren't always going at full speed!
259
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,273
They slow down at curves!
260
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:09,319
But I can always run at 100 kmph.
I'm not letting you get away!
261
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,489
"I'm not letting you get away,"
is my line, moron.
262
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:16,577
Just like Grandma said,
you always take the bait if I taunt ya.
263
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,829
You're already on board…
264
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,289
the rails of your defeat.
265
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:28,672
Yeah. Welcome to Kamigoe City.
266
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,633
You rotten bastard pigs!
267
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,843
Let go of me!
268
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,137
You were really fast, senior.
269
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,306
It's like you haven't lived
a long time for nothing.
270
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,558
Nobody can win against you.
271
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,477
But in this race…
272
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,480
I win.
273
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,301
Ow.
274
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,773
Miss Ayase, where are we?!
275
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,942
Where's the crab? And Turbo Granny?
276
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,819
Looks like we defeated them.
277
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:40,244
I really didn't want
to be rough like this.
278
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,247
This is where girls around your age
279
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:47,000
{\an8}were violated, cut to pieces,and tossed away.
280
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:52,005
They didn't become evil spiritsbecause they wanted to.
281
00:18:55,592 --> 00:19:00,472
We spirit mediumshave long hunted Turbo Granny.
282
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,642
Granny always showed up in places
283
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:07,104
where spirits of girlsmet irrational deaths.
284
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,648
Perhaps she went around
285
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,067
consoling the spiritsof the girls who couldn't rest in peace.
286
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:17,281
{\an8}But the dead shouldn't assault the living.
That's no good.
287
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:20,033
{\an8}We have to use force
to send them to the other side.
288
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,619
{\an8}The same goes for the living.
289
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:26,248
{\an8}They should never
do anything to mock the dead.
290
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,209
{\an8}Trample into their territory
disrespectfully,
291
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,753
{\an8}and you can only
blame yourself for your death.
292
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:37,217
{\an8}Those are the rules for the living
and the dead to coexist.
293
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,932
I'm glad you were okay.
294
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:51,023
Damn it, old hag!
Don't take all the big ones!
295
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:54,359
If you don't give me this piece of crab,
I'll break your The Idiot Shogun DVDs!
296
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,946
Try me! You do that and I'll burn
all your Ken Takakura merch!
297
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,699
You're taking Mr. Ken as hostage?!
You really aren't human!
298
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:03,368
You're the one who took
The Idiot Shogun hostage first!
299
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:07,289
Um, I don't have an appetite,
so if you'd like…
300
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,417
You have crab right in front of you
but no appetite? What a loser.
301
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,251
Monster.
302
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,045
I'd totally be eating
under normal circumstances!
303
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,589
How can you eat crab right after
experiencing what happened?
304
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:20,385
Then what do you want to eat
at what kind of time, you entitled brat?
305
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,929
I don't want to talk anymore!
306
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,931
You're so whiny for a guy.
307
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:25,974
Are you sure
you have something down there?
308
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,102
I do! Thank you for retrieving it for me!
309
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,063
-Show me.
-Huh?
310
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,357
I'm telling you to show me
that it's actually there.
311
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,691
Um…
312
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,777
Are you stupid?
313
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,284
Are you insane?!
314
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,536
Miss Ayase, do something about this!
315
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,749
This family is insane!
316
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,709
Hold up, you!
317
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,090
Thank you for everything.
318
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,550
It's late so be careful.
319
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:03,428
I think it'll be safer than this house.
320
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,138
You're not getting away next time.
321
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,765
I'm never showing you.
322
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,101
So chilly.
323
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:15,440
Leave her be. She's not serious about it.
324
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,818
You weren't eating crab
and were pretty depressed,
325
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,987
so I think she tried to cheer you up?
326
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:24,157
So that's it. I'm sorry I made her
be so considerate…
327
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,367
Not!
328
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,412
Well then, goodbye.
329
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,955
Yeah. Bye-bye.
330
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,960
Goodbye?
331
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,296
Goodbye…
332
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,715
{\an8}Goodbye?
333
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,258
{\an8}Goodbye…
334
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:42,968
Goodbye?
335
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,470
Goodbye…
336
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:48,181
{\an8}Goodbye?
337
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,809
{\an8}Goodbye…
338
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:52,811
{\an8}Goodbye?
339
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:57,858
{\an8}Okarun!
340
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,031
See you tomorrow!
341
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,580
Okay!
342
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,465
Grandma, why was it a crab?
343
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,759
They say spirits of the deadturn themselves into freshwater crabs
344
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,302
to cross the River Styx!
345
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,721
That's why they turned intolocation-bound spirits inside that tunnel.
346
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,557
But yeah, I'm surprisedyou really ate all that crab!
347
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,559
Next episode,"Like, Where Are Your Balls?!"
348
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,477
That's why I told you to show me.
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