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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,325 --> 00:00:53,030 [ Distant siren blaring ] 2 00:00:53,063 --> 00:00:57,634 [ Siren continues ] 3 00:01:33,770 --> 00:01:35,939 [ Snoring ] 4 00:01:50,053 --> 00:01:54,024 [ Snoring continues ] 5 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:01,965 [ Snoring continues ] 6 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:04,468 [ Yawning ] 7 00:02:08,739 --> 00:02:11,675 [ Yawning ] 8 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,636 [ Muttering, foreign language ] 9 00:02:41,304 --> 00:02:43,440 [ Muttering continues ] 10 00:02:43,473 --> 00:02:48,145 [ Gasping, screaming ] 11 00:02:48,178 --> 00:02:54,050 [ Screaming continues ] 12 00:02:56,453 --> 00:02:58,655 [ Lamp shatters ] 13 00:03:06,830 --> 00:03:09,065 ♪ Slide, slide slippity slide ♪ 14 00:03:09,099 --> 00:03:11,535 ♪ I do what I do just to survive ♪ 15 00:03:11,568 --> 00:03:13,670 ♪ slide, slide slippity slide ♪ 16 00:03:13,703 --> 00:03:16,072 ♪ when you’re livin' in the city it’s do or die ♪ 17 00:03:16,106 --> 00:03:18,074 ♪ roll along ♪ that’s what you do ♪ 18 00:03:18,108 --> 00:03:21,011 ♪ just roll along ♪ that’s right ♪ 19 00:03:33,657 --> 00:03:37,761 [ Metal screeching ] 20 00:03:48,004 --> 00:03:50,340 [ Gasps ] Hey, welcome back, Max. 21 00:03:50,373 --> 00:03:53,510 Thought you’d get away from us, huh ? Let go of me ! 22 00:03:53,543 --> 00:03:55,579 Don’t tell me this is nothing about lunch money. 23 00:03:55,612 --> 00:03:59,149 It’s a math problem. If we took all the dough... 24 00:03:59,182 --> 00:04:01,117 From a dork on the floor, would it be enough ? 25 00:04:01,151 --> 00:04:04,788 Two dollars and seventy cents ? We’re gonna be living large on this. 26 00:04:04,821 --> 00:04:07,858 If you guys want a real score-- yeah ? 27 00:04:07,891 --> 00:04:11,394 It’s the wholesale mart. Fifth and Broadway. 28 00:04:11,428 --> 00:04:13,997 Rolexes, gold chains, who knows what. 29 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:19,669 Third aisle, locker 882, upstairs. 30 00:04:19,703 --> 00:04:23,306 And all you need is... this. 31 00:04:27,844 --> 00:04:30,747 We’ll be in touch. Later... loser. 32 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:34,417 Come on, man. Come on, man. What a wuss ! 33 00:04:34,451 --> 00:04:37,487 [ Boys chattering ] 34 00:04:37,521 --> 00:04:42,792 [ Students laughing, chattering ] 35 00:04:45,128 --> 00:04:48,565 [ Teacher ] Another alien abduction, Maxwell ? 36 00:04:49,733 --> 00:04:53,570 They wanted my optic lobes, but they didn’t get a thing. 37 00:04:53,603 --> 00:04:55,572 [ Students laughing ] 38 00:04:55,605 --> 00:05:01,177 The key to the supply closet, Maxwell. The key ? 39 00:05:01,211 --> 00:05:03,046 To the supply closet. 40 00:05:03,079 --> 00:05:06,483 Oh, I left it in the door, Mrs. Duke. 41 00:05:06,516 --> 00:05:10,120 And you also left us without enough time to hear your little presentation. 42 00:05:10,153 --> 00:05:14,224 But I want to hear it anyway, right here after school ! 43 00:05:14,257 --> 00:05:17,894 [ Bell ringing ] 44 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:32,509 [ Max ] I’m home ! Don’t tell me. 45 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:35,512 You were kidnapped by gypsies and sold to the circus. [ Door closes ] 46 00:05:35,545 --> 00:05:40,116 Hey, can I help it if Mrs. Duke is really a very angry man trapped in a woman’s body ? 47 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:42,586 Oh, I see. Another homework malfunction. 48 00:05:42,619 --> 00:05:44,921 And, gosh, what a surprise, detention. 49 00:05:44,955 --> 00:05:47,857 But, you know, the only good news is... 50 00:05:47,891 --> 00:05:51,194 You weren’t here... 51 00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:53,330 When we were robbed. 52 00:05:53,363 --> 00:05:57,334 What kind of maniac would steal the motor to our hoover ? 53 00:05:58,702 --> 00:06:02,272 You were supposed to come home today and help me clean up, remember ? 54 00:06:02,305 --> 00:06:05,275 -It’s just Travis. -What is that supposed to mean ? 55 00:06:05,308 --> 00:06:08,278 You told me, men are like buses. There’s always another one. 56 00:06:08,311 --> 00:06:11,481 I never said-- 57 00:06:11,514 --> 00:06:14,284 you know that this is the only day that I don’t work a double shift, 58 00:06:14,317 --> 00:06:16,920 and I really wanted the house to look nice for Travis. 59 00:06:16,953 --> 00:06:19,623 Mom, it’s not like he lives here or anything. 60 00:06:19,656 --> 00:06:21,558 Your feet ? What is this ? 61 00:06:21,591 --> 00:06:25,095 What is this ? Huh ? What have you got here, dreadlocks ? Ow. 62 00:06:25,128 --> 00:06:29,032 No, wait, look. It’s a tiny, living creature. 63 00:06:29,065 --> 00:06:32,736 Who put a squirrel in your shorts ? Max... 64 00:06:32,769 --> 00:06:37,707 - Try and look like this guy. - I hate that picture. 65 00:06:37,741 --> 00:06:40,043 Max, we have to talk. 66 00:06:40,076 --> 00:06:44,914 [ Man ] Hey, guys. Oh, hey. We’re in here. 67 00:06:47,651 --> 00:06:50,120 [ Chuckles ] Looking good, Max. 68 00:06:50,153 --> 00:06:52,989 You’re not looking so bad either. 69 00:06:53,023 --> 00:06:55,992 Max, you ever hear of a guy named buster Keaton ? 70 00:06:56,026 --> 00:06:58,995 Isn’t he some dead black-and-white guy ? Apparently. 71 00:06:59,029 --> 00:07:03,233 But he’s a very funny dead guy. You tell him ? Tell me what ? 72 00:07:04,434 --> 00:07:06,369 Hello ? 73 00:07:08,038 --> 00:07:10,674 Max, um... 74 00:07:10,707 --> 00:07:14,944 Travis and I... want to get engaged. 75 00:07:14,978 --> 00:07:18,348 I thought he was just coming over for ribs. 76 00:07:18,381 --> 00:07:20,717 [ Laughs ] We wanted to wait ’til all of the papers were signed. 77 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:23,820 "Papers" ? The divorce papers. 78 00:07:23,853 --> 00:07:27,557 There were some things left unsigned by your father. 79 00:07:27,590 --> 00:07:32,395 My father ? But I thought you didn’t know where he was. 80 00:07:32,429 --> 00:07:34,230 I didn’t. Listen, Max, 81 00:07:34,264 --> 00:07:38,034 what matters now is you and your mom can move on with your lives. 82 00:07:38,068 --> 00:07:42,172 - That’s why we want to get engaged. - Wait, what about me ? 83 00:07:42,205 --> 00:07:44,741 Why didn’t you ask me ? Max-- 84 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:47,577 what about me ? 85 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:49,813 Max. 86 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:58,488 Well... now he knows. 87 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:08,798 - [ Car tires screech ] - Hey, I want to talk to you ! 88 00:08:08,832 --> 00:08:10,767 Get him ! Come on, man ! Come on ! 89 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,269 Come on ! Get over here, man ! 90 00:08:13,303 --> 00:08:15,205 - Yeah, go get him ! - [ Woman ] Watch it ! 91 00:08:15,238 --> 00:08:17,273 Hey, come here, you little con artist ! 92 00:08:17,307 --> 00:08:21,111 There are no gold watches, no gold necklaces ! 93 00:08:21,144 --> 00:08:24,814 We’ll get ya ! We got him now ! 94 00:08:24,848 --> 00:08:28,351 Understand... you’re messing with my little brother. 95 00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:30,920 Don’t tell me. They couldn’t fit the key in the lock ? 96 00:08:30,954 --> 00:08:33,156 There were no lockers. And your map was crap. 97 00:08:33,189 --> 00:08:35,892 So there’s only one place this thing’s gonna fit. 98 00:08:35,925 --> 00:08:39,429 And it ain’t Mrs. Duke’s supply closet. 99 00:08:39,462 --> 00:08:42,398 Come on ! [ Boys yelling ] 100 00:08:42,432 --> 00:08:45,001 Where you going ? 101 00:08:45,034 --> 00:08:47,637 Hey, what are you kids doing in there ? 102 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:51,908 Get outta there ! [ Continues yelling ] 103 00:08:55,145 --> 00:08:57,347 [ Yelling ] Where’d he go ? 104 00:09:15,532 --> 00:09:18,034 [ Yelling ] 105 00:09:24,073 --> 00:09:27,377 [ Boys yelling ] Go ! I’m going around ! 106 00:09:31,781 --> 00:09:34,284 Go around ! Let’s go ! 107 00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:44,928 [ Screaming ] 108 00:09:44,961 --> 00:09:50,533 [ Continues screaming ] 109 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:53,036 [ Grunts ] 110 00:09:54,237 --> 00:09:59,676 [ Groaning ] 111 00:09:59,709 --> 00:10:03,913 [ Leader ] Let’s get him, boys ! 112 00:10:03,947 --> 00:10:07,283 [ Footsteps, voices echoing ] [ Max ] Oh, no ! 113 00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:14,824 - I’m dead. I'm dead. - ♪ [ Boom box blaring ] 114 00:10:14,858 --> 00:10:18,928 ♪ [ Continues ] 115 00:10:18,962 --> 00:10:21,497 Come on. We got him now. 116 00:10:21,531 --> 00:10:25,568 ♪ [ Continues ] How do I shut this thing off ? 117 00:10:25,602 --> 00:10:38,448 ♪ 118 00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:40,750 Hi. You little turd ! 119 00:10:40,783 --> 00:10:43,019 You think you got skills ? 120 00:10:43,052 --> 00:10:45,288 Can we just pretend this never happened ? 121 00:10:57,033 --> 00:11:01,104 ♪ [ Continues ] 122 00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:06,843 ♪ 123 00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:08,912 [ Yelling ] 124 00:11:08,945 --> 00:11:12,181 Who... dare to wake me ? 125 00:11:14,684 --> 00:11:17,086 Ain’t gonna make this a mystery. 126 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:20,623 Don’t wanna do time on your wishes three. 127 00:11:20,657 --> 00:11:22,058 [ Grunts ] 128 00:11:22,091 --> 00:11:25,061 Watch it, boy ! You don’t want to dis me ! 129 00:11:25,094 --> 00:11:27,597 Or i’ll dish out my misery. 130 00:11:28,698 --> 00:11:34,070 Now, who’s that sorry wanna-be that disturbed my z’s ? 131 00:11:36,272 --> 00:11:38,641 [ Boys ] Let’s get outta here ! Go on ! Go, go ! 132 00:11:38,675 --> 00:11:40,910 Get out of my way ! 133 00:11:40,944 --> 00:11:44,547 [ Boys yelling ] 134 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:48,551 If you want to be number one, i’m sorry, boy, that’s been done ! 135 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:51,621 But if you got the itches for a sack of riches, 136 00:11:51,654 --> 00:11:53,890 don’t matter how avaricious, 137 00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:56,426 i’m the man that could Grant your wishes ! 138 00:11:57,794 --> 00:12:01,497 Hey, don’t turn your butt on me ! 139 00:12:01,531 --> 00:12:05,234 I’m the man of the ages, straight out of the pages ! 140 00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:09,572 Hang on ! I’m contagious, outrageous, spontaneous ! 141 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:11,874 You can’t contain this ! 142 00:12:11,908 --> 00:12:14,010 I am kazaam ! 143 00:12:14,043 --> 00:12:17,747 I’m really happy for you. Where do you think you’re going ? 144 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:21,651 Make your three wishes, and i’m out of your face, back in my box and out of this place. 145 00:12:21,684 --> 00:12:23,653 Listen, Mr. Psychopathic dork in the basement, 146 00:12:23,686 --> 00:12:25,955 I don’t think you’re ordering anybody ! 147 00:12:25,989 --> 00:12:29,258 Do you realize who I am ? I’m your genie ! 148 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:31,494 In that case, I wish I was as big as you, but not so stupid. 149 00:12:31,527 --> 00:12:35,498 That’s not a wish ! That’s an insult ! 150 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:40,203 Besides, I don’t do those kind of wishes. I do material wishes. 151 00:12:40,236 --> 00:12:44,273 See ? Things. Stuff. You gotta want something, kid. 152 00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:50,613 Listen, you want to pull the wool over someone’s eyes ? Go get a sheep, okay ? 153 00:12:51,914 --> 00:12:53,850 [ Max groans ] 154 00:12:53,883 --> 00:12:56,786 Listen, it’s only 'cause this world really, really gives me tension... 155 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,988 That i’m gonna do something I don’t ordinarily do. 156 00:12:59,022 --> 00:13:01,791 I’m going to beg. 157 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:06,763 Now, make a wish. Please ? [ Chuckles ] Okay. 158 00:13:06,796 --> 00:13:10,533 All right, okay. Give me a car. 159 00:13:10,566 --> 00:13:12,368 Black Jaguar-xke. 160 00:13:12,402 --> 00:13:16,973 Yes ! Yes, yes ! [ Laughing ] 161 00:13:17,006 --> 00:13:20,276 Jaguar ? Black ? Xke. 162 00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:22,945 Jaguar, black. Better stand back. 163 00:13:22,979 --> 00:13:26,716 I am kazaam ! [ Groaning ] 164 00:13:29,185 --> 00:13:31,821 Jaguar, black, right ? Yeah. 165 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,689 Okay. Kazaam ! 166 00:13:33,723 --> 00:13:37,260 Okay, well, you just stay here. I’m gonna go now. 167 00:13:46,769 --> 00:13:49,772 [ Screaming ] 168 00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:55,178 [ Boys chattering ] 169 00:13:55,211 --> 00:13:58,581 Uh-oh. Hey, kazoo ? [ Boys taunting ] 170 00:13:58,614 --> 00:14:00,983 [ Boys laughing ] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 171 00:14:01,017 --> 00:14:02,718 Kazoo ? [ Boy ] Oh, kazoo. 172 00:14:02,752 --> 00:14:04,987 Say nighty-night. [ Boys mimicking ] Kazoo. Kazoo. 173 00:14:05,021 --> 00:14:07,390 [ Boys chattering ] 174 00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:12,462 Come on, you gotta eat. [ Mom laughs ] No, i’m not-- 175 00:14:12,495 --> 00:14:15,398 please. Look, it’s delicious. No, i’m really-- Travis, no. 176 00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:18,501 [ Travis ] It’s very easy. Come on. 177 00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:21,137 Please. Just hold them between your fingers like this. 178 00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:23,539 Travis, I know-- squeeze a little. 179 00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:27,376 [ Travis ] He’s in the house. Max, honey, is that you ? Max ? 180 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:30,413 Hey, hey-- honey, what happened to your face ? 181 00:14:30,446 --> 00:14:32,682 I’m okay, all right ? [ Travis ] Who did this to you ? 182 00:14:32,715 --> 00:14:34,884 Max, what happened to your-- just leave me alone ! 183 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:38,287 Max. [ Slams door ] 184 00:14:38,321 --> 00:14:40,490 I’ll handle it. No, I really think I should. 185 00:14:40,523 --> 00:14:42,492 Please. 186 00:14:45,061 --> 00:14:47,230 Max ? 187 00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:52,268 Max, can I come in ? 188 00:14:56,873 --> 00:15:02,578 Wow. That’s really great. You finished it. 189 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:09,051 Hey, you’re not building a neutron bomb over here, are you ? 190 00:15:09,085 --> 00:15:12,889 That could be a little dangerous. Don’t touch that. 191 00:15:15,024 --> 00:15:17,226 You okay ? 192 00:15:19,295 --> 00:15:23,499 You want to tell me what happened ? 193 00:15:26,669 --> 00:15:30,306 You don’t like me very much, do you ? 194 00:15:31,774 --> 00:15:37,046 Listen, Max, I don’t intend to take the place of your father. 195 00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:40,850 It’s just that I love your mom, and I want to marry her. 196 00:15:42,185 --> 00:15:45,755 I’d like us to be friends. 197 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:56,966 Anytime you want to talk... i’ll be here. 198 00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:04,607 [ Door opens, closes ] 199 00:16:15,818 --> 00:16:18,154 ♪ [ Rap playing ] 200 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:21,857 [ Sighs ] ♪ [ Continues ] 201 00:16:21,891 --> 00:16:27,029 ♪ 202 00:16:33,936 --> 00:16:35,905 [ Kazaam screaming ] 203 00:16:58,561 --> 00:17:00,529 Mom ? 204 00:17:11,707 --> 00:17:15,011 "Tuna. Home at 3:00." Sure. 205 00:17:33,396 --> 00:17:35,564 "Nicholas Matteo." 206 00:17:52,748 --> 00:17:55,351 ♪ I’ll make your dreams come true ♪ 207 00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:57,787 ♪ what you want I will do ♪ 208 00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:00,723 ♪ i’ll make your dreams come true ♪ 209 00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:03,592 ♪ gonna make your dreams come true ♪ 210 00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:05,661 ♪ i’ll make your dreams come true ♪ ♪ hey 211 00:18:05,695 --> 00:18:09,598 ♪ baby, just me and you i’ll make your dreams come true ♪ 212 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:12,301 What the-- ♪ i’ll make your dreams ♪ 213 00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:15,971 ♪ come true ♪ 214 00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:17,973 What the-- [ Gasps ] 215 00:18:18,007 --> 00:18:20,976 Don’t you wish you had one of these ? How did you-- 216 00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:25,514 what-- are you like really lonely or something ? 217 00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:28,517 [ Sighs ] 218 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:35,091 [ Kazaam ] Hey. Hey, hold your camels. 219 00:18:35,124 --> 00:18:37,693 I’ve been doing this genie stuff for about 5,000 years. 220 00:18:37,727 --> 00:18:39,829 It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. I’m sure. 221 00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:42,565 But i’ll tell you what. Why don’t we start off with something small... 222 00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:44,700 And work our way up to something big ? 223 00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:46,702 But let’s just get it done. 224 00:18:46,736 --> 00:18:50,172 All right ? Why do I get the feeling you’ll never go away ? 225 00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:52,708 Wow. You live here ? 226 00:18:52,742 --> 00:18:55,177 Yeah, I built it myself too. 227 00:18:55,211 --> 00:18:57,380 Hey, kid ! We’re closed ! 228 00:18:57,413 --> 00:19:01,884 What’s the matter with you ? Can’t you read the sign ? Beat it ! 229 00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:03,886 Beat it ! 230 00:19:06,722 --> 00:19:10,593 You want me to turn him into a dog or a cat or something ? 231 00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:12,395 Your wishes are just so spectacular, 232 00:19:12,428 --> 00:19:15,831 I don’t know if I could bear another one right now. Oh, back there ? 233 00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:18,968 Your first wish ? That kind of thing could happen to any genie. 234 00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:21,537 I was just a little bit rusty. You know... 235 00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:24,573 I bet they really miss you and the nice building with the padded walls. 236 00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:30,012 [ Man over sound system ] Check, check. One. ♪ [ Dance ] 237 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,982 This is red with check one, two. Check one. ♪ [ Continues ] 238 00:19:33,015 --> 00:19:38,254 [ Audio techs talking ] [ Man ] Hey, Julie, I need some more finishing nails ! 239 00:19:38,287 --> 00:19:41,323 [ Sound check continues ] Yo, yo, yo. Check one, two. 240 00:19:41,357 --> 00:19:43,325 [ Echoing ] Bottom, bottom. 241 00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:46,862 [ Power saw buzzing ] ♪ [ Continues ] 242 00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:52,067 Oh, excuse me, sir. I’d like to speak to Mr. Matteo. 243 00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:54,069 Who ? 244 00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:56,338 Your mother. 245 00:19:56,372 --> 00:20:01,677 [ People chattering ] 246 00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:03,746 [ Chattering continues ] 247 00:20:03,779 --> 00:20:06,949 [ Man ] I said I wanted the bar stocked before the sound check ! 248 00:20:06,982 --> 00:20:09,018 How much ? 249 00:20:09,051 --> 00:20:12,855 [ People chattering, phone ringing ] 250 00:20:12,888 --> 00:20:15,624 [ Chattering, ringing continue ] 251 00:20:15,658 --> 00:20:19,895 [ Woman ] Hello. [ Man ] Will you hurry up over there ? 252 00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:22,364 Who am I talking to ? [ Woman ] Paul shea, line three. 253 00:20:22,398 --> 00:20:26,569 Mr. Shea, Nick Matteo. How you doing ? 254 00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,871 Hey, you’re gonna have to help me out, Mr. Shea. 255 00:20:28,904 --> 00:20:33,242 Look, what i’m saying is you’re gonna have... 256 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,644 The best seat in the house set aside especially for you tonight. 257 00:20:35,678 --> 00:20:38,314 We’ll take good care of you, Paul. Uh-huh. Yeah, i’ll see you tonight. 258 00:20:38,347 --> 00:20:42,151 [ Hangs up receiver ] Cindi, if I wanted pressed Turkey, I would have run over myself. 259 00:20:42,184 --> 00:20:44,487 - Anybody got any gum ? - I do. 260 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,223 [ Phone ringing ] 261 00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:52,194 - Who are you ? - I’m... Max. 262 00:20:54,163 --> 00:20:56,031 Theo, you call a messenger ? 263 00:20:56,065 --> 00:20:59,702 [ Theo ] No, I didn’t call anybody. Psst. 264 00:20:59,735 --> 00:21:01,704 Try downstairs, kid. 265 00:21:01,737 --> 00:21:05,774 Hey, hey, I like it ! I’m serious ! This whole, you know, seen-the-street thing. 266 00:21:05,808 --> 00:21:08,878 Tell me, you booked in or you just come here to scare the hell out of us ? 267 00:21:08,911 --> 00:21:12,147 [ Speaking foreign language ] 268 00:21:14,116 --> 00:21:16,952 Thank you. 269 00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:22,491 So, tough guy, who was that loser ? 270 00:21:22,525 --> 00:21:25,728 That was my father. 271 00:21:44,813 --> 00:21:50,753 [ Distant siren blaring ] 272 00:22:09,004 --> 00:22:11,507 [ Whooshing ] 273 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:13,676 [ Clicks switch ] 274 00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:17,613 Hey-Dee, hi-Dee-ho. 275 00:22:17,646 --> 00:22:20,849 Was that guy really your father ? 276 00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:23,652 Acted like he didn’t even know you. 277 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:28,524 Look, he hasn’t seen me in a long time. 278 00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:30,793 I was two, okay ? 279 00:22:30,826 --> 00:22:33,395 Where did he go ? Away. 280 00:22:33,429 --> 00:22:35,197 That’s a long time away. 281 00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:38,801 I mean, it’s not two or three thousand years, but that’s a long time. 282 00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:41,203 Well, he’s back now, all right ? 283 00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:43,806 And things are gonna be different. Cool. 284 00:22:43,839 --> 00:22:45,841 So how come you didn’t tell him who you were ? 285 00:22:45,874 --> 00:22:48,143 - What do you care ? - Who says I did ? 286 00:22:48,177 --> 00:22:50,980 - Why don’t you just leave me alone ? - Is that a wish ? 287 00:22:51,013 --> 00:22:53,215 Is that all you care about ? 288 00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:55,217 Look, you little fart, 289 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,353 you called me into this mess of a world. 290 00:22:57,386 --> 00:23:00,990 - I didn’t call anybody. - You popped the box, so make a wish ! 291 00:23:01,023 --> 00:23:03,158 Wish for a castle, a fancy chariot ! 292 00:23:03,192 --> 00:23:05,761 I don’t care what you do. I gotta obey the rules. 293 00:23:05,794 --> 00:23:07,563 I can’t show my magic to anybody but you, 294 00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:11,634 and I can’t get back into my box until you make your three wishes. 295 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:14,103 Now, deal with it ! 296 00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:17,406 - Deal with this ! - Hey ! 297 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:21,644 [ Muttering, laughing ] 298 00:23:21,677 --> 00:23:24,546 My turn. 299 00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:27,316 Whoa ! Whoa ! 300 00:23:32,688 --> 00:23:35,791 What I gotta do, kid ? [ Screams ] 301 00:23:35,824 --> 00:23:37,893 Let’s go ! You’re on my turf now ! 302 00:23:37,926 --> 00:23:40,796 You’ll be sorry ! 303 00:23:44,566 --> 00:23:47,136 [ Kazaam ] Come back here ! 304 00:23:47,169 --> 00:23:49,338 [ Screaming ] 305 00:23:50,906 --> 00:23:52,174 Oh, Max. [ Laughing ] 306 00:23:52,207 --> 00:23:54,276 Oh, no ! Remember me ? Make your three wishes. 307 00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:58,881 I wish you’d go away ! Leave me alone ! 308 00:23:58,914 --> 00:24:01,950 - I’m gonna kick your butt ! - Dream on, loser ! 309 00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:04,386 No way i’m losing this race, buddy. 310 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:08,457 [ Both screaming ] 311 00:24:21,203 --> 00:24:22,504 [ Max ] Kazaam ! 312 00:24:24,573 --> 00:24:28,577 I’m back ! Take a break, kid. You’re gonna need it for this. 313 00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:30,979 Whoo ! Don’t get all hysterical. 314 00:24:31,013 --> 00:24:33,382 [ Laughing ] Say thank you for your miracle. 315 00:24:33,415 --> 00:24:37,319 - You are a genie ! - What’s the matter ? Your tongue is broken ? 316 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:40,089 At a time like this, you should be stokin’. 317 00:24:40,122 --> 00:24:43,192 You know the rules, now comply. 318 00:24:43,225 --> 00:24:48,764 Kazaam, he got unlimited supply ! 319 00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:53,202 You’ll give me anything ? 320 00:24:56,205 --> 00:24:59,808 [ Foreign ] 321 00:25:04,379 --> 00:25:08,016 Come on, boy, you’re not gonna die. 322 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:11,453 Open your eyes. Don’t ask why. 323 00:25:11,487 --> 00:25:13,822 Just give it a try. 324 00:25:14,690 --> 00:25:17,326 Then, then, I wish I had junk food... 325 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:22,030 From here to the sky. Why not ? Higher than high. 326 00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:25,667 Then you got junk food from here to the sky ! 327 00:25:25,701 --> 00:25:29,238 I am kazaam ! 328 00:25:34,610 --> 00:25:38,280 That’s it ? A happy meal ? 329 00:25:38,313 --> 00:25:41,283 [ Groaning ] 330 00:25:47,723 --> 00:25:50,459 Oh, great. 331 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:09,978 [ Screams ] 332 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,061 [ Yells, groans ] 333 00:26:26,094 --> 00:26:28,530 I’m outta here ! 334 00:26:28,564 --> 00:26:32,167 [ Groaning ] 335 00:26:34,603 --> 00:26:36,772 [ Yelling ] 336 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:39,408 Look out ! 337 00:26:50,686 --> 00:26:52,888 [ Grunts ] 338 00:27:02,397 --> 00:27:04,399 Ow. 339 00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:10,138 So... where’s the hot chocolate ? 340 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,978 Two more. Make this a night you’ll never forget. 341 00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:18,280 Wait a second. 342 00:27:18,313 --> 00:27:21,183 You’re not telling me that was a wish ? 343 00:27:21,216 --> 00:27:25,187 Like the main man did with the loaves and the fish. No, no, no. And stop rhyming ! 344 00:27:28,757 --> 00:27:31,260 [ Sighs ] I wish-- 345 00:27:32,294 --> 00:27:34,529 I just wish my mom and dad would fall back in love. 346 00:27:34,563 --> 00:27:37,766 Love ? Kid, I told you, kazaam don’t do ethereal. 347 00:27:37,799 --> 00:27:41,937 - "Ethereal" ? - Yeah. Love, hope, talking to god, raising the dead. 348 00:27:41,970 --> 00:27:46,408 Ethereal. But I am Mr. Material, and my stuff ain’t too shabby. 349 00:27:46,441 --> 00:27:49,711 Three-story mansion, a sack of gold, a whole land of milk and honey... 350 00:27:49,745 --> 00:27:51,880 If that’s still in. 351 00:27:51,914 --> 00:27:54,316 How long do I have to come up with the wishes ? 352 00:27:55,651 --> 00:27:58,020 Now would be highly advisable. 353 00:27:58,053 --> 00:28:00,956 - Come on, let’s go. - But I can wait, can’t I ? 354 00:28:00,989 --> 00:28:06,828 So... until I make those last two wishes, 355 00:28:06,862 --> 00:28:11,266 I own you, don’t I ? 356 00:28:11,300 --> 00:28:13,568 Technically. 357 00:28:16,004 --> 00:28:19,141 Welcome to my life. And here’s a tip: 358 00:28:20,142 --> 00:28:22,911 Lose the pointy shoes. 359 00:28:22,945 --> 00:28:26,348 - [ Bells jingling ] - [ Mimics silently ] 360 00:28:26,381 --> 00:28:28,216 [ Kazaam ] I’m hungry. [ Max ] I’m not. 361 00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:31,320 It’s lunchtime. Not according to my watch. 362 00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:37,693 [ Max ] Hey, my fossil watch ! 363 00:28:37,726 --> 00:28:39,728 How did that happen ? 364 00:28:45,033 --> 00:28:48,270 [ Chewing gum ] 365 00:28:52,641 --> 00:28:55,610 [ Popping ] Huh ? 366 00:28:55,644 --> 00:28:57,512 What ? Ew ! 367 00:28:57,546 --> 00:29:00,415 Look, Godzilla, I wish you’d just-- 368 00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:03,352 wish i’d just what ? Is that a wish ? [ Groans, sighs ] 369 00:29:03,385 --> 00:29:06,188 Let me make this perfectly clear. Next time you do that, 370 00:29:06,221 --> 00:29:10,025 i’m donating your brain to science, okay ? 371 00:29:10,058 --> 00:29:12,327 Look, all you gotta do... 372 00:29:12,361 --> 00:29:15,764 Is make your last two wishes... 373 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:18,400 Mr. Mohammed Ali... 374 00:29:18,433 --> 00:29:22,337 And i’m outta here. Sure. [ Gasps ] 375 00:29:22,371 --> 00:29:25,474 All right ! All right, that’s it ! Let’s go ! 376 00:29:25,507 --> 00:29:28,777 Come on ! Let’s go right now ! Come on ! [ Grunting ] 377 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:31,580 Your whole way of thinking really gives me tension, kid. Come on ! 378 00:29:31,613 --> 00:29:35,517 The name isn’t "kid." It’s Max. 379 00:29:35,550 --> 00:29:38,053 And another thing: You’re gonna do whatever I want. 380 00:29:38,086 --> 00:29:42,824 And then, only then, will I make my wish. Do you understand ? 381 00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:46,228 Good. 382 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,544 [ Worker shouting ] This whole "i-gotta-get- the-guts-to-talk-to-dad"... 383 00:30:02,577 --> 00:30:05,847 Isn’t gonna take years, is it ? Bite me. 384 00:30:05,881 --> 00:30:08,150 [ Kazaam ] I’m really serious about this getting something to eat. 385 00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:10,685 It feels like i’m getting shorter. 386 00:30:10,719 --> 00:30:13,021 Stay here and try not to hurt yourself ! 387 00:30:13,055 --> 00:30:16,191 ♪ [ Rap ] 388 00:30:16,224 --> 00:30:18,427 ♪ [ Continues ] Now this puts the boom in box. 389 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:20,629 ♪ [ Stops ] [ Man ] B.J. ! Hey, b.J. ! Line two ! 390 00:30:20,662 --> 00:30:22,664 All right. 391 00:30:29,538 --> 00:30:32,307 ♪ [ Starts ] 392 00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:35,377 ♪ [ Continues ] 393 00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:50,192 ♪ 394 00:30:50,225 --> 00:30:52,561 This isn’t a toy store. 395 00:30:52,594 --> 00:30:55,764 Unless... you want to play... 396 00:30:55,797 --> 00:30:59,101 [ Sizzling ] 397 00:30:59,134 --> 00:31:03,839 - My game. - Impressive. 398 00:31:03,872 --> 00:31:07,943 ♪ [ Continues ] 399 00:31:07,976 --> 00:31:11,313 [ Crowd talking ] Ladies and gentlemen, da brat ! 400 00:31:11,346 --> 00:31:15,050 [ Crowd cheering ] 401 00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:16,852 How are you ? What’s up ? 402 00:31:16,885 --> 00:31:19,788 We’re gonna make the hottest live recording anyone’s ever heard ! 403 00:31:19,821 --> 00:31:22,724 Yeah ! How you doin’ ? Spanky, come over here. I want you to meet someone. 404 00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:24,893 I want you to meet my bodyguard, spanky. Yeah, yeah. Bodyguard ? 405 00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:27,729 What’s up ? He kind of small, don’t you think ? I don’t need much protection. 406 00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:29,764 We’ll see Mr. Matteo ? About that. [ Max ] Get off me ! 407 00:31:29,798 --> 00:31:34,402 Mr. Matteo, I found this kid wandering around backstage. 408 00:31:34,436 --> 00:31:37,639 You ? What are you doing here ? What’s your name ? 409 00:31:37,672 --> 00:31:39,374 Max. 410 00:31:39,407 --> 00:31:44,312 Who let this kid in here ? What’s this, an amusement park ? [ Crowd laughing ] 411 00:31:44,346 --> 00:31:47,883 Well, mack, the tour is over. 412 00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:50,152 It’s not mack. It’s Max. 413 00:31:50,185 --> 00:31:52,220 Maxwell. 414 00:31:52,254 --> 00:31:55,257 - Okay, Maxwell. - Connor. 415 00:31:59,261 --> 00:32:02,197 Maxwell Connor. 416 00:32:11,673 --> 00:32:13,675 You’re my son. 417 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:18,480 [ Chuckling ] 418 00:32:18,513 --> 00:32:22,017 Hey, everybody, quiet down, quiet down ! Check this out ! 419 00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:24,586 This is my boy, Maxwell Matteo. [ Cheering, chattering ] 420 00:32:24,619 --> 00:32:27,289 - I want you to meet everybody. This is cindi. - Hi, Max. 421 00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:29,724 - And this is Frankie over here. - Hey. 422 00:32:29,758 --> 00:32:32,761 And that’s Theo over there. And you know who this is. 423 00:32:32,794 --> 00:32:35,430 - What’s up, little Max ? - Come over here. 424 00:32:35,463 --> 00:32:38,867 And this amazing wonder is Asia moon. Son of a gun. 425 00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:41,603 I can’t believe it ! Look how big you got ! This is my son. 426 00:32:41,636 --> 00:32:43,738 Champagne ? What, are you stupid ? He’s a kid. 427 00:32:43,772 --> 00:32:46,141 Get that outta here. Hey, don’t we have some pizza comin’ ? 428 00:32:46,174 --> 00:32:49,144 You like pizza, kid ? Come over here. I want you to check something out. 429 00:32:49,177 --> 00:32:52,614 You like music ? Come here. Sit down, sit down. Listen to this. 430 00:32:52,647 --> 00:32:54,849 [ Turns on remote, music starts ] 431 00:32:54,883 --> 00:32:56,851 ♪ 432 00:32:56,885 --> 00:32:59,921 So what do you think ? Is this place smokin’ or what ? 433 00:32:59,955 --> 00:33:01,723 - How old are you ? - Twelve. 434 00:33:01,756 --> 00:33:04,593 ♪ [ Continues ] Where the hell’s the pizza ? 435 00:33:04,626 --> 00:33:07,662 Three large, two medium. Pizza ’zaam's here to bust the tedium. 436 00:33:07,696 --> 00:33:15,804 ♪ 437 00:33:15,837 --> 00:33:19,307 - You know him ? - ♪ [ Continues ] 438 00:33:19,341 --> 00:33:23,545 [ Alice ] What ? [ Travis ] Maybe a football or a basketball ? 439 00:33:23,578 --> 00:33:25,880 I don’t think rewarding him is a very good idea right now. It’s not to reward him. 440 00:33:25,914 --> 00:33:27,882 Hi, guys. It’s to straighten him out. 441 00:33:27,916 --> 00:33:31,019 Where have you been, hmm ? Not at school. You are grounded ! 442 00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:33,021 - I’ve really had it this time, Max. - Hold it, hold it. 443 00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:35,023 Two days you have not been-- wait a minute. Wait a minute, Alice. 444 00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:37,525 What ? Why don’t we sit down and talk ? 445 00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:39,761 - Because I am not finished. - I’m a little busy. 446 00:33:39,794 --> 00:33:42,163 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. One second, Mr. Connor. 447 00:33:42,197 --> 00:33:44,566 You know, we are going to start changing the way things work around here. 448 00:33:44,599 --> 00:33:49,304 From now on, you’re gonna come home from school, and you’re gonna start doing chores. 449 00:33:49,337 --> 00:33:51,773 - "Chores" ? - Yes, chores. 450 00:33:51,806 --> 00:33:54,509 What do you mean, chores ? Milk the cows, feed chickens ? I don’t get it. 451 00:33:54,542 --> 00:33:56,311 Max, this is exactly the thing... all right, all right. 452 00:33:56,344 --> 00:33:58,913 That is really putting me over the edge. Wait a minute. Forget chores. 453 00:33:58,947 --> 00:34:02,584 Forget chores. What we mean is, we want to help you. 454 00:34:02,617 --> 00:34:06,655 We’re gonna get you a tutor, and i’d like to start picking you up after school. 455 00:34:06,688 --> 00:34:09,124 He’s not picking me up after school. I don’t have to listen to you, all right ? 456 00:34:09,157 --> 00:34:11,860 You’re not my father. You will never be my father ! 457 00:34:11,893 --> 00:34:14,062 - You watch your mouth. - Watch yours ! You lied to me ! 458 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:18,533 You told me my father wasn’t here, but he is ! I’ve seen him ! 459 00:34:21,036 --> 00:34:23,338 Max. 460 00:34:23,371 --> 00:34:25,807 Please. Wait. 461 00:34:29,210 --> 00:34:31,646 [ Sighs ] 462 00:34:32,814 --> 00:34:34,182 You’re right. 463 00:34:34,215 --> 00:34:36,685 I did lie. 464 00:34:36,718 --> 00:34:41,756 Your father showed up a couple of months ago and... 465 00:34:41,790 --> 00:34:44,392 I didn’t know what to do. 466 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,562 Why did he leave ? 467 00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:55,704 Sometimes things just don’t turn out the way you plan. 468 00:34:57,305 --> 00:35:01,309 I know that i’m not the best mother in the world, Max, 469 00:35:01,343 --> 00:35:04,979 but I want you to have a real father, 470 00:35:05,013 --> 00:35:09,451 one who’s around, who you can count on. 471 00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:12,721 Do you understand that ? No. 472 00:35:15,623 --> 00:35:18,760 [ Door opens, closes ] 473 00:35:27,235 --> 00:35:31,005 [ Kazaam ] So, tough guy... 474 00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:34,476 - What’s "grounded" ? - Something i’m not ! 475 00:35:34,509 --> 00:35:37,479 My dad says it’s the blood that counts. 476 00:35:37,512 --> 00:35:39,414 I’ll get a job ! I’ll show them ! 477 00:35:39,447 --> 00:35:43,818 Maybe i’ll even be a personal assistant ! I’ll show them all ! 478 00:35:43,852 --> 00:35:47,522 Once I know the business and stuff, I can even have a band myself. 479 00:35:47,555 --> 00:35:50,759 My dad will manage us. Pretty big dreams, kid. 480 00:35:50,792 --> 00:35:54,562 What do you know ? You live in a box ! 481 00:35:54,596 --> 00:35:58,967 [ Kazaam crashes, groans ] Boom box, that is. So what ? 482 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,204 Every once in awhile, someone drags me out. 483 00:36:03,238 --> 00:36:05,106 And I do see things. 484 00:36:05,140 --> 00:36:09,411 Like a whole bunch of silly people, counting on a whole bunch of silly wishes. 485 00:36:09,444 --> 00:36:14,249 Let me be the first to tell you, the future don’t always follow the plan. 486 00:36:14,282 --> 00:36:17,118 Because the plan sucks big time ! 487 00:36:17,152 --> 00:36:20,021 [ Sniffs ] See, i’m making my future here, kaz, 488 00:36:20,054 --> 00:36:24,859 and the next step is two all-access passes to tonight’s concert. 489 00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:30,999 ♪ 490 00:36:31,032 --> 00:36:34,202 [ Cheering, whistling ] 491 00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:40,809 ♪ 492 00:36:40,842 --> 00:36:44,546 ♪ ooh party people, come on make some noise ♪ 493 00:36:44,579 --> 00:36:47,382 ♪ and if you come to jam, baby throw up your hands ♪ 494 00:36:47,415 --> 00:36:50,285 ♪ i’m lookin' at ’em, sister all bill, Bobs and janes ♪ 495 00:36:50,318 --> 00:36:52,654 ♪ that’s all I see ♪ 496 00:36:52,687 --> 00:36:56,558 ♪ there’s nothing nothing there for me ♪ 497 00:36:57,959 --> 00:37:00,061 Don’t say I didn't warn you, boys. 498 00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:02,330 I think i’m gonna wait outside, Max. 499 00:37:02,363 --> 00:37:04,466 No way, man. This is cool ! 500 00:37:04,499 --> 00:37:07,068 Rocky, bullwinkle, shall we ? 501 00:37:07,101 --> 00:37:09,370 Come on, rocky. 502 00:37:09,404 --> 00:37:13,842 ♪ That’s all I see there’s nothing nothing there for me ♪ 503 00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:17,245 ♪ come on, do your thing if you want it, Mr. Granite ♪ 504 00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:20,448 ♪ a lady on the side get up, get up if you can stand ♪ 505 00:37:20,482 --> 00:37:24,052 [ Crowd cheering ] 506 00:37:26,321 --> 00:37:30,792 ♪ Ooh who’s the cutie over there from another planet ♪ 507 00:37:30,825 --> 00:37:35,430 ♪ don’t just stare come over here and let me see you jiggy, jiggy jam it ♪ 508 00:37:35,463 --> 00:37:39,801 Buddy, it’s like trying to hide a tanker behind a sailboat. 509 00:37:39,834 --> 00:37:43,605 What if they don’t like me ? They already don’t like you. 510 00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:46,107 The question is, what are you gonna do about it ? 511 00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:48,877 [ Crowd cheering ] 512 00:37:48,910 --> 00:37:51,412 Get set for my tete-a-tete-tete. 513 00:37:51,446 --> 00:37:54,816 ♪ Ha-ha, you see what I got so let me see what you could get ♪ 514 00:37:54,849 --> 00:37:56,918 ♪ the things I seen would make you sweat ♪ 515 00:37:56,951 --> 00:38:00,522 ♪ kings and fools they’re all fish in my net ♪ 516 00:38:00,555 --> 00:38:02,490 - ♪ ’cause I am kazaam ♪ - ♪ ooh, man 517 00:38:02,524 --> 00:38:05,760 ♪ i’m more than I seem you all are lookin’ at your dream ♪ 518 00:38:05,793 --> 00:38:09,097 ♪ in your coffee, i’m the cream one wish, I get extreme ♪ 519 00:38:09,130 --> 00:38:11,766 [ Crowd cheering ] 520 00:38:18,006 --> 00:38:19,908 Oh, Mr. Malik. 521 00:38:19,941 --> 00:38:23,044 Your club-- what a place. 522 00:38:23,077 --> 00:38:27,115 - I knew it was gonna be hot. - I always deliver... 523 00:38:28,616 --> 00:38:31,853 More than I promise. 524 00:38:31,886 --> 00:38:36,925 [ Woman gasps ] Oh ! So do I. 525 00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:40,662 - I’ve got lots of clients-- - [ Shouts ] 526 00:38:44,966 --> 00:38:48,403 [ Kazaam rapping ] ♪ as Romeo said before Juliet 527 00:38:48,436 --> 00:38:51,072 ♪ grab four of your friends we’ll have a sextet ♪ 528 00:38:51,105 --> 00:38:53,241 ♪ hmm, I don’t know he’s kind of making me sweat ♪ 529 00:38:53,274 --> 00:38:56,077 ♪ I got your sweat but can this man slam it ♪ 530 00:38:56,110 --> 00:38:58,713 - ♪ and if your girls are hungry ♪ - ♪ uh-huh, and 531 00:38:58,746 --> 00:39:01,549 ♪ let’s green egg and ham it ♪ 532 00:39:01,583 --> 00:39:07,422 - [ Cheering ] - ♪ [ Continues ] 533 00:39:07,455 --> 00:39:10,758 ♪ 534 00:39:10,792 --> 00:39:13,428 I’m looking for Mr. Matteo. 535 00:39:13,461 --> 00:39:18,433 ♪ 536 00:39:18,466 --> 00:39:20,902 All right. 537 00:39:20,935 --> 00:39:33,314 ♪ 538 00:39:33,348 --> 00:39:37,986 [ Crowd continues cheering ] 539 00:39:38,019 --> 00:39:39,787 [ Men arguing ] 540 00:39:39,821 --> 00:39:41,789 [ Nick ] You took this job, no questions asked ! 541 00:39:41,823 --> 00:39:45,493 [ Man ] No, I was hired to record a live performance, not bootleg a legit album ! 542 00:39:45,526 --> 00:39:48,062 I quit ! Get over here ! 543 00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:50,431 The last one of these tapes was worth a million dollars to Malik. 544 00:39:50,465 --> 00:39:52,800 ’cause piracy's a felony, Nick. I don’t want to be involved. Oh, r-- 545 00:39:52,834 --> 00:39:55,637 what are you doing here ? Get outta here ! Let me paint a picture for you, ed. 546 00:39:55,670 --> 00:39:57,205 Fine. Go ahead you are involved ! 547 00:39:57,238 --> 00:39:58,873 No, i’m not involved. I said get out of here ! 548 00:39:58,906 --> 00:40:00,942 [ Ed ] I quit, Nick ! Dad-- 549 00:40:00,975 --> 00:40:03,478 it’s not my problem anymore ! I got 50,000 blanks coming in our little loading dock ! 550 00:40:03,511 --> 00:40:05,880 - You better have that tape ready by 3:00 ! - Dad ! 551 00:40:05,913 --> 00:40:07,281 Forget about it, Nick. I told you to get out of here ! 552 00:40:07,315 --> 00:40:10,284 I’m tellin' ya, i’m outta here ! Shut up ! 553 00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,756 You stay there. 554 00:40:14,789 --> 00:40:17,659 What the hell are you doing here ? Are you looking for trouble ? 555 00:40:17,692 --> 00:40:20,828 Dad, I thought it was just gonna be you and I. There is no "you and I." 556 00:40:20,862 --> 00:40:24,699 Dad. Get out and stay out ! 557 00:40:24,732 --> 00:40:27,435 But, dad, you don’t understand. 558 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:29,437 [ Sighs ] 559 00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:44,252 I told you spinderella would pack the house. 560 00:40:44,285 --> 00:40:48,723 You mean you’ve done your job. Good boy. 561 00:40:48,756 --> 00:40:54,095 But what I am really interested in is this man. 562 00:40:54,128 --> 00:40:57,565 [ Crowd cheering ] I don’t know who he is. Just some guy. 563 00:40:57,598 --> 00:41:01,135 You gotta watch for these things, Nick. 564 00:41:01,169 --> 00:41:05,073 You gotta keep your eyes open for new talent. 565 00:41:05,106 --> 00:41:08,943 You gotta look for the sparkle. 566 00:41:14,716 --> 00:41:18,519 Nick tells me what a good man you are. 567 00:41:21,856 --> 00:41:24,459 I’m counting on it. 568 00:41:28,596 --> 00:41:32,767 [ Crowd chattering ] 569 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,569 Hey, what are you doing here ? 570 00:41:34,602 --> 00:41:37,371 I didn’t know spinderella opened the show with a dwarf tossing. 571 00:41:37,405 --> 00:41:39,507 - [ Boys laughing ] - Where’d you find this, trash dumpster ? 572 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:42,376 No, I was in there, all right ? Yeah, I suppose you got... 573 00:41:42,410 --> 00:41:45,113 A key to the studio. Look, I was all over. I was in the v.I.P. Section. 574 00:41:45,146 --> 00:41:47,115 I can go wherever I want. I got pull. 575 00:41:47,148 --> 00:41:49,650 - Oh, he’s got pull now. Pull this. - Yeah. 576 00:41:49,684 --> 00:41:51,786 I’m tellin' the truth. They’re doin' a live recording worth a million bucks. 577 00:41:51,819 --> 00:41:55,022 They’re taping it right now. If I wanted to, I could go straight back in there, 578 00:41:55,056 --> 00:41:57,458 straight to the recording booth and put the tape in your hands. 579 00:41:57,492 --> 00:42:00,795 Hey... you mean that, homie ? 580 00:42:04,866 --> 00:42:07,802 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 581 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:17,845 [ Crowd clamoring ] [ Malik ] Something new on the plate ? 582 00:42:17,879 --> 00:42:21,749 Him ? He’s tall, Malik. 583 00:42:21,783 --> 00:42:23,751 Don’t mistake that for interesting. 584 00:42:23,785 --> 00:42:26,921 I was raised to find everything interesting. 585 00:42:26,954 --> 00:42:30,691 He’s got a secret bigger than he is. 586 00:42:30,725 --> 00:42:35,963 Know a person’s secret, you own them. 587 00:42:35,997 --> 00:42:42,069 - Bring me his. - [ Clamoring continues ] 588 00:42:46,741 --> 00:42:49,911 [ Crowd shouting ] Kazaam ! Hey, kazaam ! 589 00:42:49,944 --> 00:42:53,748 Malik would like you to join us tonight. [ Girl ] Would you sign mine ? 590 00:42:53,781 --> 00:42:57,718 The thing is... i’m looking for Max. 591 00:42:57,752 --> 00:43:01,522 He’s with Nick. And I think we’ll just be in the way. 592 00:43:08,563 --> 00:43:12,400 [ Chuckling ] 593 00:43:12,433 --> 00:43:15,269 Please, my favorite. 594 00:43:15,303 --> 00:43:19,607 - Nubian goat eyes ? - The food of kings ! 595 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,210 I haven’t had these in 3,000... 596 00:43:23,444 --> 00:43:25,813 Days. 597 00:43:25,847 --> 00:43:28,549 You have old-fashioned taste. 598 00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:30,718 I don’t get out much. 599 00:43:30,751 --> 00:43:33,955 That we can change. 600 00:43:33,988 --> 00:43:38,359 [ Malik chuckling ] 601 00:43:38,392 --> 00:43:42,163 [ Continues laughing ] 602 00:43:56,577 --> 00:43:58,746 [ Boy whispering ] No, go around to the other side. 603 00:43:58,779 --> 00:44:01,582 Shh ! [ Boy muttering ] 604 00:44:05,419 --> 00:44:10,258 [ Door opening ] You’re late ! Come on ! 605 00:44:17,932 --> 00:44:21,002 Hurry up ! 606 00:44:25,172 --> 00:44:28,309 What, are you crazy ? [ Whispers ] All right. 607 00:44:28,342 --> 00:44:30,311 Hey, shep, bring it down here ! 608 00:44:30,344 --> 00:44:32,380 Traffic at 2:00 in the morning ? [ Man ] Yeah. 609 00:44:32,413 --> 00:44:35,650 [ Nick ] Come on. It was supposed to already be here. I told you five minutes ago. 610 00:44:35,683 --> 00:44:37,451 [ Clattering, men talking ] 611 00:44:37,485 --> 00:44:40,154 Mr. Matteo, I got the tape ! It’s finished ! 612 00:44:40,187 --> 00:44:43,424 Wait right here. I’ll be right back down. Close the door. 613 00:44:43,457 --> 00:44:46,427 What door ? The loading dock door. Just press the button. 614 00:44:46,460 --> 00:44:49,497 - What button ? - The button on the side ! 615 00:45:01,609 --> 00:45:03,711 Hey, wait ! [ Groaning ] 616 00:45:03,744 --> 00:45:07,448 [ Gasping, grunting ] 617 00:45:07,481 --> 00:45:09,850 [ Grunting continues ] 618 00:45:09,884 --> 00:45:12,853 [ Crashing ] 619 00:45:12,887 --> 00:45:16,657 [ Boys yelling ] 620 00:45:16,691 --> 00:45:19,794 - [ Struggling ] - [ Nick ] Downstairs ! Come on ! 621 00:45:19,827 --> 00:45:22,630 - Let’s go ! - All right, you punks ! 622 00:45:22,663 --> 00:45:26,133 [ Boys ] All right, let’s go ! Let’s go ! 623 00:45:27,134 --> 00:45:33,107 - Come back here, you guys ! - [ Boys yelling ] 624 00:45:35,509 --> 00:45:39,880 Hey-- hey, hold it right there ! 625 00:45:39,914 --> 00:45:43,351 Hey ! Come on back here ! 626 00:45:44,652 --> 00:45:49,623 [ Boys yelling ] 627 00:46:25,493 --> 00:46:28,496 [ Closes door ] 628 00:46:37,772 --> 00:46:39,774 Mom ? 629 00:47:10,037 --> 00:47:12,206 [ Sighs ] 630 00:47:36,664 --> 00:47:40,034 [ Snoring ] 631 00:47:40,067 --> 00:47:42,036 [ Gasps ] 632 00:47:42,069 --> 00:47:44,405 ♪ ’cause I am kazaam ♪ [ Mumbling ] 633 00:47:44,705 --> 00:47:46,340 ♪ I’m more than I seem ♪ get off me ! 634 00:47:46,373 --> 00:47:48,109 ♪ You are looking at the dream ♪ let me go ! Ow ! 635 00:47:48,142 --> 00:47:51,145 ♪ In your coffee i’m the cream ♪ get off me, you pervert ! Ow ! 636 00:47:53,647 --> 00:47:55,850 Get out of my bed ! 637 00:47:55,883 --> 00:48:02,022 You know, you were right for me to get out there last night. They totally loved me. 638 00:48:02,056 --> 00:48:05,359 [ Sighing ] 639 00:48:05,392 --> 00:48:07,695 [ Continues sighing ] What are you doing here anyway ? 640 00:48:07,728 --> 00:48:12,566 [ Max opening drawers ] 641 00:48:13,534 --> 00:48:18,038 Look, Virgo. That wasn’t here yesterday. 642 00:48:18,072 --> 00:48:20,674 Hey, what’s this ? What are you doing here anyway ? 643 00:48:21,675 --> 00:48:25,746 [ Gasps, growling, mimicking gunfire ] 644 00:48:27,815 --> 00:48:32,119 What you looking for ? Nothing ! I’m looking for nothing ! 645 00:48:32,153 --> 00:48:35,389 Nothing is good. What’s this, science ? 646 00:48:35,422 --> 00:48:38,726 "Polar covalent bonds have an ionic--" you know this stuff ? 647 00:48:38,759 --> 00:48:41,729 My mom wishes I did. 648 00:48:41,762 --> 00:48:43,731 [ Sniffing ] Hey ! 649 00:48:46,934 --> 00:48:49,904 Wow. You’re a genie too. 650 00:48:49,937 --> 00:48:52,940 You should’ve seen us last night in malik’s limo, just chillin'. 651 00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:57,511 Having a good time, eating goat eyes, just chillin’. 652 00:48:57,545 --> 00:49:01,415 What’s that ? [ Sniffing ] 653 00:49:01,448 --> 00:49:06,420 [ Gasps ] You-you smell like hippopotamus butt ! 654 00:49:07,288 --> 00:49:10,391 [ Sniffs, coughs ] Damn. 655 00:49:11,192 --> 00:49:15,396 [ Water running, kazaam humming ] 656 00:49:15,429 --> 00:49:17,898 ♪ [ Continues humming ] 657 00:49:19,066 --> 00:49:22,536 ♪ [ Continues humming ] 658 00:49:22,570 --> 00:49:26,640 ♪ [ Humming "staying alive" ] 659 00:49:26,674 --> 00:49:30,010 [ Water running, humming continues ] 660 00:49:30,044 --> 00:49:34,848 You know, your father sure is lucky to work with Malik. He says I got a future in the biz. 661 00:49:34,882 --> 00:49:38,586 Is Asia gonna love me or what ? [ Whoops ] 662 00:49:38,619 --> 00:49:42,456 Especially now. So, you and your father have a nice night too ? 663 00:49:42,489 --> 00:49:44,592 Nice night ? [ Alice ] Max ! 664 00:49:44,625 --> 00:49:47,261 French toast ! Ahh. Ooh. 665 00:49:47,294 --> 00:49:49,363 Rotie francaise ? 666 00:49:49,396 --> 00:49:52,333 I love it beaucoup, beaucoup, beaucoup ! 667 00:49:52,366 --> 00:49:56,937 Mmm. [ Grunting, chomping ] 668 00:49:57,938 --> 00:50:02,042 Max. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 669 00:50:02,076 --> 00:50:04,812 That’s right, it’s poison. 670 00:50:04,845 --> 00:50:07,848 I figured if I ended your suffering, mine would end too. 671 00:50:08,582 --> 00:50:13,687 Max. Last night-- don’t do that again. 672 00:50:16,857 --> 00:50:20,027 I made your favorite, with chocolate chips and peanut butter. 673 00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:25,733 I’m not hungry. Do I have to have this-- Max ! Please ! 674 00:50:25,766 --> 00:50:29,803 For once in your life, let me have the last word. 675 00:50:29,837 --> 00:50:31,672 Okay ? 676 00:50:31,705 --> 00:50:34,642 - [ Screams ] - [ Gasps ] 677 00:50:35,709 --> 00:50:39,280 [ Chuckling ] So, so sorry. Max insisted. 678 00:50:39,313 --> 00:50:41,415 He’s told me so much about you. 679 00:50:41,448 --> 00:50:44,551 I-I’m sorry. H-Have I met you before ? 680 00:50:44,585 --> 00:50:48,956 No, ma’am, I haven’t had the pleasure. I am Jefferson allensworth lamb. 681 00:50:48,989 --> 00:50:51,959 "Jefferson" for he who framed our fine constitution, 682 00:50:51,992 --> 00:50:55,062 "allensworth" for he who founded a community of free blacks... 683 00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:58,899 And "lamb" because I like to eat lamb chops. [ Chuckles ] 684 00:50:58,932 --> 00:51:01,602 [ Laughs ] 685 00:51:02,870 --> 00:51:06,373 [ Kisses hand ] And you’re a friend of max’s ? 686 00:51:06,407 --> 00:51:08,342 How sweet of you to call me a friend, 687 00:51:08,375 --> 00:51:11,912 but the school district more commonly refers to me as a tutor. 688 00:51:11,945 --> 00:51:16,450 A tutor ? Oh, the school got you a tutor ? 689 00:51:16,483 --> 00:51:20,187 Oh, i-i’m sorry. I-I didn’t hear the door. 690 00:51:20,220 --> 00:51:22,423 Uh, you’ve been studying ? 691 00:51:23,624 --> 00:51:27,861 Y-Yeah, yeah, I have, inverse ratios of height to intelligence. 692 00:51:27,895 --> 00:51:30,998 [ Chuckles ] He gets that wit from me. 693 00:51:31,031 --> 00:51:35,336 Uh, well, Mr. Lamb, would, uh-- have you had breakfast yet ? 694 00:51:35,369 --> 00:51:38,138 [ Inhales deeply ] 695 00:51:38,172 --> 00:51:42,209 Chocolate and peanut butter French toast ? Heavenly. 696 00:51:42,242 --> 00:51:47,481 Oh, please. Sit down. [ Clears throat ] 697 00:51:49,516 --> 00:51:53,020 [ Max whispers ] What are you doing here ? Get out of here. Get out. 698 00:51:53,053 --> 00:51:56,323 I’ll make some more. Don’t bother. I’m not hungry. 699 00:51:56,357 --> 00:52:00,027 Breakfast wars. Yes, you are. Not even a little hungry ? 700 00:52:40,167 --> 00:52:42,736 - Oh, Max ? - [ Loudly ] What ? 701 00:52:42,770 --> 00:52:44,805 [ Belches ] 702 00:52:46,173 --> 00:52:47,941 [ Gulps ] 703 00:52:47,975 --> 00:52:52,546 [ People chattering ] [ Kazaam ] Max, wait up ! 704 00:52:52,579 --> 00:52:56,583 So, what did you and your father do last night ? 705 00:52:56,617 --> 00:52:58,585 Do ? Uh, lots of stuff. 706 00:52:58,619 --> 00:53:01,655 "Stuff" is good. What kind of stuff ? Stuff, okay ? 707 00:53:01,688 --> 00:53:06,026 Oh. Hmm, I used to do stuff a long time ago. 708 00:53:06,059 --> 00:53:08,829 [ Sighs ] Shouldn’t you be going to school ? 709 00:53:08,862 --> 00:53:10,831 I’m not going. Say what ? 710 00:53:10,864 --> 00:53:14,101 No, i’m not going to school ! 711 00:53:14,134 --> 00:53:19,406 So, what do you think about this shirt ? Do I look cool or what ? 712 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,376 Hey... 713 00:53:22,409 --> 00:53:25,979 What’s like the worst thing you’ve ever seen in your life ? 714 00:53:29,183 --> 00:53:30,951 The destruction of Pompeii. 715 00:53:30,984 --> 00:53:33,086 That was a wish ? That was you ? Look, I didn’t have a choice. 716 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:37,791 Besides, I did some hard time under that ash. Try 342 years. 717 00:53:37,825 --> 00:53:40,427 So, like, I mean, what about you ? 718 00:53:40,461 --> 00:53:42,763 You ever take anything you shouldn’t have... 719 00:53:42,796 --> 00:53:45,299 Or something like that, you know ? Me ? 720 00:53:45,332 --> 00:53:47,634 Yeah. Like, what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done ? 721 00:53:47,668 --> 00:53:50,771 Look, can we talk about this later ? I got things I gotta do, people I gotta see. 722 00:53:50,804 --> 00:53:53,140 What ? I gotta get ready. 723 00:53:53,173 --> 00:53:54,808 Ready for what ? For tonight. 724 00:53:54,842 --> 00:53:58,512 - Tonight ? - I’m gonna perform. 725 00:53:58,545 --> 00:54:01,648 - You ? - Yeah, you said I was cool. 726 00:54:01,682 --> 00:54:04,651 Yeah, well, what are you gonna rap about ? 727 00:54:04,685 --> 00:54:08,155 You’re right. The whole thing is giving me tension. 728 00:54:08,188 --> 00:54:12,993 I can’t even decide what to wear. It doesn’t matter what you wear. 729 00:54:13,026 --> 00:54:15,729 I mean, but you gotta have something to rap about, your rhymes. 730 00:54:15,762 --> 00:54:19,066 I mean, you gotta have something to say. 731 00:54:19,099 --> 00:54:22,269 Now what do you know about rapping ? I know a few things. 732 00:54:22,302 --> 00:54:26,273 [ Scoffs ] Yeah, right. My name is Max, so get these facts. 733 00:54:26,306 --> 00:54:29,910 I’m on my heavy b.M.X., and I make some tracks. That’s whack ! 734 00:54:29,943 --> 00:54:33,413 That’s horrible ! Oh, my god, that’s awful. You do better. 735 00:54:33,447 --> 00:54:37,985 ♪ My name is kazaam I got the whole plan so listen to the man ♪ 736 00:54:38,018 --> 00:54:40,020 ♪ ’cause I'm the sultan of sand ♪ [ Laughs ] 737 00:54:40,053 --> 00:54:42,155 ♪ Is that it is that the whole deal ♪ 738 00:54:42,189 --> 00:54:44,892 ♪ you want to be a hit you better get real ♪ 739 00:54:44,925 --> 00:54:47,561 ♪ I did have this friend in 1000 b.C. ♪ 740 00:54:47,594 --> 00:54:50,464 ♪ We discovered a bevy of bathing beauties ♪ 741 00:54:50,497 --> 00:54:53,600 ♪ hbur looks to me and I says to he ♪ 742 00:54:53,634 --> 00:54:56,403 ♪ why don’t we jump in that old euphrates ♪ 743 00:54:56,436 --> 00:54:58,639 ♪sothat’sthewholestory that’s all you gotta tell ♪ 744 00:54:58,672 --> 00:55:01,174 ♪ you got to listen to my rap from bell to bell ♪ 745 00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:04,545 ♪ those babies had rabies and we was in Hades ♪ 746 00:55:04,578 --> 00:55:07,114 ♪ ’cause we moved with the harem of the prince akba d’karem ♪ 747 00:55:07,147 --> 00:55:09,783 ♪ so it’s you and hbur in 1000 b.C. ♪ 748 00:55:09,816 --> 00:55:12,319 ♪ Buried to our necks in sand like the sea ♪ 749 00:55:12,352 --> 00:55:15,188 ♪ by a sultan with a sword and a lock and a key ♪ 750 00:55:15,222 --> 00:55:17,791 ♪ ooh, they’re in deep will they ever get free ♪ 751 00:55:17,824 --> 00:55:20,794 ♪ so, it’s me and hbur in 1000 b.C. ♪ 752 00:55:20,827 --> 00:55:23,497 ♪ Praying to the gods ♪ and what do you see 753 00:55:23,530 --> 00:55:26,333 ♪ a man with a halo and a nasty decree ♪ 754 00:55:26,366 --> 00:55:29,236 ♪ i’ll save your butt but you gonna serve me ♪ 755 00:55:29,269 --> 00:55:31,638 ♪ I nod to hbur he nods to me ♪ 756 00:55:31,672 --> 00:55:34,908 ♪ and when the magic is over we ain’t men ♪ 757 00:55:34,942 --> 00:55:37,411 ♪ we genie ♪ we genie 758 00:55:37,444 --> 00:55:39,046 ♪ Bob your head, Max 759 00:55:39,079 --> 00:55:42,683 [ both ] ♪ we were buried to our necks in sand like the sea ♪ 760 00:55:42,716 --> 00:55:45,819 ♪ by a sultan with a sword and a lock and a key ♪ 761 00:55:45,852 --> 00:55:48,021 ♪ and I looks to hbur and he says to me ♪ 762 00:55:48,055 --> 00:55:50,424 ♪ and when the magic is over 763 00:55:50,457 --> 00:55:52,693 ♪ we ain’t men, we genie ♪ 764 00:55:54,728 --> 00:55:56,797 What are we, Max ? 765 00:55:56,830 --> 00:55:59,566 [ Both ] ♪ we genie I can’t hear you, Max ! 766 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,668 I cannot hear you ! What are we ? 767 00:56:01,702 --> 00:56:05,372 [ Both, echoing ] ♪ we genie ♪ 768 00:56:08,875 --> 00:56:12,946 [ Distant traffic noise ] 769 00:56:12,980 --> 00:56:16,750 Man, it must be great to be a genie. 770 00:56:16,783 --> 00:56:20,721 Sure, except you’re locked up. 771 00:56:20,754 --> 00:56:23,357 A couple of millennia later, your lamp breaks. 772 00:56:23,390 --> 00:56:26,093 Oh, you think you’re free, but you’re sucked into a compass. 773 00:56:26,126 --> 00:56:29,229 You go down with the ship. One day, you’re salvaged. 774 00:56:29,262 --> 00:56:33,867 You wind up in a radiator, a trombone. You got it; A broken boom box. 775 00:56:33,900 --> 00:56:38,038 But you can just snap your fingers and have anything. 776 00:56:38,071 --> 00:56:41,675 Yeah, but I can’t make myself free. 777 00:56:41,708 --> 00:56:43,644 Or make someone fall in love. 778 00:56:43,677 --> 00:56:48,148 Or even make someone fall in love with me. I can’t even touch destiny. 779 00:56:50,751 --> 00:56:56,690 [ Sighs ] Well, I just wish I could change things, you know ? 780 00:56:56,723 --> 00:56:59,426 Make things different. 781 00:56:59,459 --> 00:57:02,629 You’re not talking about genies. You’re talking about djinn. 782 00:57:02,663 --> 00:57:04,765 Djinn ? What’s a djinn ? 783 00:57:04,798 --> 00:57:08,635 A djinn is free. A djinn can do anything. 784 00:57:08,669 --> 00:57:12,639 Love, the future, fate. 785 00:57:12,673 --> 00:57:16,143 The problem is, djinn only exist in fairy tales, 786 00:57:16,176 --> 00:57:18,378 and I don’t believe in fairy tales. 787 00:57:19,446 --> 00:57:22,516 Yeah, well, I don’t believe in fairy tales either. 788 00:57:22,549 --> 00:57:26,186 But then again, I don’t believe in wishes. And look what you got. 789 00:57:26,219 --> 00:57:29,856 [ Bell ringing ] Doesn’t your school have a bell ? 790 00:57:29,890 --> 00:57:34,528 Yeah. All right. I guess I better be going. 791 00:57:34,561 --> 00:57:38,298 See ya. See ya. 792 00:57:47,974 --> 00:57:50,544 [ Kids chattering ] 793 00:57:50,577 --> 00:57:56,016 [ Bell ringing, chattering continues ] 794 00:57:56,049 --> 00:57:58,685 Yo, the business man. Yo, what’s up, man ? 795 00:57:58,719 --> 00:58:02,322 How’s it going ? Having fun, Max ? 796 00:58:02,355 --> 00:58:04,357 Some cajones, huh ? 797 00:58:07,227 --> 00:58:11,498 So, you gotta talk to your dad. 798 00:58:11,531 --> 00:58:15,268 Tell him if he wants the tape back, it’s gonna cost him. 799 00:58:15,302 --> 00:58:20,073 This is your big chance, man. Do this, everything changes. 800 00:58:20,107 --> 00:58:25,378 You got money, everybody looks at you differently. 801 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:31,518 You don’t do this-- you don’t want to say no. 802 00:58:33,987 --> 00:58:38,558 [ Bell ringing ] 803 00:58:40,427 --> 00:58:43,029 Are you all right ? 804 00:58:44,931 --> 00:58:47,267 [ Sighs ] Yeah. 805 00:59:14,161 --> 00:59:16,329 - [ Nick groans ] - [ Gasps ] 806 00:59:16,363 --> 00:59:19,166 [ Man ] Get up ! 807 00:59:19,199 --> 00:59:23,637 - Nick, please. - [ Nick groaning ] 808 00:59:23,670 --> 00:59:27,240 [ Groaning continues ] 809 00:59:27,274 --> 00:59:30,143 [ Nick coughing ] 810 00:59:30,177 --> 00:59:33,446 [ Malik ] Nick, Nick. 811 00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,784 You knew the tape was worth a million dollars. 812 00:59:37,818 --> 00:59:40,487 What was he thinking ? 813 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,789 He was gonna work it off ? 814 00:59:42,823 --> 00:59:45,792 I know how much it was worth. I’ll find it. 815 00:59:45,826 --> 00:59:49,529 But what will I find ? My loyal friend... 816 00:59:50,697 --> 00:59:54,401 Or a man at the bottom of the lake ? 817 00:59:55,735 --> 00:59:57,771 I’ll get it to you by midnight tonight. 818 00:59:57,804 --> 01:00:00,640 But I still find it curious. 819 01:00:00,674 --> 01:00:02,576 On surveillance tapes, 820 01:00:02,609 --> 01:00:07,414 it looks like we were robbed by a bunch of little boys. 821 01:00:07,447 --> 01:00:09,549 How could that be ? 822 01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:12,519 [ Softly ] I don’t know. 823 01:00:12,552 --> 01:00:14,988 Neither do I. 824 01:00:16,122 --> 01:00:19,059 - [ Nick groaning ] - [ Gasps, slams door ] 825 01:00:23,530 --> 01:00:25,298 Kazaam ! Kazaam ! 826 01:00:25,332 --> 01:00:28,101 Revere is ready, but he doesn’t have a horse. 827 01:00:28,134 --> 01:00:30,570 [ Max, echoing ] Kazaam ! 828 01:00:32,539 --> 01:00:34,975 So he wishes for the fastest damn mare in creation. 829 01:00:35,008 --> 01:00:37,210 And what do you know; A country is born. 830 01:00:37,244 --> 01:00:42,949 [ Laughing ] Where did you learn all this, Harvard ? 831 01:00:42,983 --> 01:00:45,652 Harvard ? I’m way too intelligent for Harvard. 832 01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:48,989 I experienced my academia in upper mesopotamia. 833 01:00:49,022 --> 01:00:52,392 But nothing is more major than my studies in Asia. 834 01:00:52,425 --> 01:00:56,129 [ Max’s voice echoing ] Kazaam ! 835 01:00:57,297 --> 01:01:00,100 So how’d you get to work for a guy like Malik ? 836 01:01:00,133 --> 01:01:02,736 You don’t want to know. Yes, I do. Try me. 837 01:01:02,769 --> 01:01:06,072 With a talent like yours, you’ll get to know him as well as I do. 838 01:01:06,106 --> 01:01:08,975 But will I get to know you ? 839 01:01:09,009 --> 01:01:11,244 [ Sighs ] I’ll be right back. 840 01:01:14,915 --> 01:01:17,517 [ Max’s voice echoing ] Kazaam ! 841 01:01:18,251 --> 01:01:20,153 Kazaam ! 842 01:01:22,188 --> 01:01:23,957 What the-- get off the table. 843 01:01:23,990 --> 01:01:27,227 Kazaam, I gotta make a wish ! What are you doing ? Get off the table. 844 01:01:27,260 --> 01:01:29,429 Kazaam, I need a wish, okay ? Right now ? 845 01:01:29,462 --> 01:01:34,467 No, in 250 years, stupid ! I need a tape. No, no, I wish I had the tape. 846 01:01:34,501 --> 01:01:37,904 - What kind of tape ? - The master tape of last night’s show. 847 01:01:37,938 --> 01:01:39,172 Can’t your father give it to you ? 848 01:01:39,205 --> 01:01:41,574 No ! Do you have a problem with this wish ? 849 01:01:41,608 --> 01:01:43,576 - No, it’s just that it’s your second wish. - So ? 850 01:01:43,610 --> 01:01:45,845 - So you want to waste it on a tape ? - I just do, okay ? 851 01:01:45,879 --> 01:01:50,583 Just get me the tape ! I mean, come on, you know the drill. "I am kazaam--" let’s go ! 852 01:01:54,087 --> 01:01:59,192 - [ Sighs ] - That we can do. 853 01:01:59,225 --> 01:02:02,062 - [ Snaps fingers ] - Huh ? 854 01:02:02,095 --> 01:02:06,433 No ! [ Coughing ] 855 01:02:07,867 --> 01:02:10,570 [ Max ] Why are we here ? Just saving you a wish, my man. 856 01:02:10,603 --> 01:02:13,940 I-It’s not here. [ Kazaam ] How do you know ? 857 01:02:13,974 --> 01:02:16,142 I just know, okay ? 858 01:02:17,310 --> 01:02:19,546 Why isn’t the tape here, Max ? 859 01:02:19,579 --> 01:02:22,015 Why are you stalling ? All you ever wanted was to make my three wishes ! 860 01:02:22,048 --> 01:02:24,417 ’cause you're blowing a whole wish ! Something’s wrong. 861 01:02:24,451 --> 01:02:26,419 I got a nose for this kind of stuff. 862 01:02:26,453 --> 01:02:28,621 Talk to me, Max. I’m your friend. 863 01:02:28,655 --> 01:02:32,359 I don’t need a friend, I need a genie ! Now, Grant my second wish ! I order you ! 864 01:02:36,863 --> 01:02:39,766 Your wish is my command. 865 01:02:57,283 --> 01:03:01,254 - I’m outta here. - Let me assist you. 866 01:03:01,287 --> 01:03:04,858 Four of the republics of the former Soviet union-- 867 01:03:04,891 --> 01:03:07,727 whoa ! 868 01:03:07,761 --> 01:03:09,763 [ Giggling ] 869 01:03:11,297 --> 01:03:16,336 Uh, unocal ? Unistan ? [ Children laughing ] 870 01:03:16,369 --> 01:03:19,139 Pakistan ? Stan the man ? 871 01:03:19,172 --> 01:03:21,574 [ Children laughing, louder ] Detention ! 872 01:03:21,608 --> 01:03:23,576 [ Laughter continues ] 873 01:03:23,610 --> 01:03:25,912 ♪ 874 01:03:25,945 --> 01:03:29,482 Tell me you had a wonderful breakfast. 875 01:03:29,516 --> 01:03:35,155 Tell me that you couldn’t have another bite. Tell me everything. 876 01:03:35,188 --> 01:03:37,424 L.s.u. Grad, 877 01:03:37,457 --> 01:03:41,961 professional performer since he was eight. 878 01:03:41,995 --> 01:03:47,167 Like I said, he’s about as interesting as his pituitary gland. 879 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:51,104 Come on, Asia. 880 01:03:51,137 --> 01:03:55,175 Give kazaam another shot, won’t you ? 881 01:03:55,208 --> 01:04:00,380 I know there is something about that boom box, 882 01:04:00,413 --> 01:04:03,316 and I am just dying to find out. 883 01:04:05,785 --> 01:04:09,155 [ Kids chattering ] 884 01:04:10,590 --> 01:04:14,694 Yo, Jake. Two hours in detention. That sucks. 885 01:04:14,727 --> 01:04:16,830 Mrs. Duke sucks. 886 01:04:16,863 --> 01:04:19,365 We gotta talk. 887 01:04:21,334 --> 01:04:24,204 See you later, man. 888 01:04:24,237 --> 01:04:26,739 Come on, in the car. [ Whistle blows ] 889 01:04:32,212 --> 01:04:36,149 Wait. Max. Max. 890 01:04:36,182 --> 01:04:39,085 Wait. Max. Max, honey, get out of the car. 891 01:04:39,119 --> 01:04:42,689 - Nick, what the hell do you think you’re doing ? - This is between me and my boy. 892 01:04:42,722 --> 01:04:45,158 Your boy ? You haven’t seen him in over a decade. You have no rights here. 893 01:04:45,191 --> 01:04:47,694 - This has nothing to do with you. - You want me to call the cops ? 894 01:04:47,727 --> 01:04:51,464 Max, he’s not what you think he is. Get out of the car. Let go. 895 01:04:51,498 --> 01:04:53,032 Max. Go back to Travis ! 896 01:04:53,066 --> 01:04:58,104 Max, no ! Max, no ! No, stop ! 897 01:04:58,138 --> 01:04:59,906 [ Nick ] Fifteen years. Fifteen years ! 898 01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:01,975 Never in my life have I ever seen something so stupid ! 899 01:05:02,008 --> 01:05:04,644 - But dad, i-i-- - I know what you stole, you and your punk friends ! 900 01:05:04,677 --> 01:05:08,047 - Dad, please-- - [ Tires squealing, horn honking ] 901 01:05:08,081 --> 01:05:13,119 [ Nick ] I told you-- [ Crying ] 902 01:05:13,153 --> 01:05:16,689 [ Crying continues ] 903 01:05:16,723 --> 01:05:18,691 Jesus. 904 01:05:20,093 --> 01:05:23,062 [ Sighs ] Why’d you have to come now ? 905 01:05:23,096 --> 01:05:27,400 [ Crying ] Mom was gonna marry Travis. 906 01:05:27,433 --> 01:05:29,602 I thought i’d never see you again. 907 01:05:32,539 --> 01:05:35,208 You must have really thought I was something. 908 01:05:35,241 --> 01:05:39,712 I never knew what to think. You were gone. 909 01:05:39,746 --> 01:05:41,881 Listen to me. 910 01:05:41,915 --> 01:05:44,350 You don’t want to be like me. 911 01:05:44,384 --> 01:05:46,386 You don’t want to live my life. 912 01:05:46,419 --> 01:05:48,755 You got a choice. I don’t. You understand ? 913 01:05:48,788 --> 01:05:51,157 A guy like me, you can’t just walk away... 914 01:05:51,191 --> 01:05:53,326 And pretend all this didn’t happen. 915 01:05:53,359 --> 01:05:55,962 Do you know how many cops would love to lock me up ? 916 01:05:58,631 --> 01:06:01,534 All right, look. I want to tell you something. 917 01:06:02,435 --> 01:06:05,205 You get no second chances in life. 918 01:06:05,238 --> 01:06:10,376 You get no second chances. Remember that. 919 01:06:12,045 --> 01:06:13,980 Go on, get outta here. 920 01:06:16,049 --> 01:06:18,451 Go on, go ! 921 01:06:20,119 --> 01:06:22,322 [ Sniffs ] 922 01:06:39,439 --> 01:06:44,310 [ Door opens, closes ] 923 01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:55,822 [ Tires squealing ] 924 01:07:11,070 --> 01:07:15,241 [ Man ] Wow, look at that ! [ Man #2 ] That’s some boom box. 925 01:07:15,275 --> 01:07:19,445 It has nothing to do with the box. 926 01:07:22,682 --> 01:07:27,654 Well, if you’re looking for this, I found it. 927 01:07:27,687 --> 01:07:30,923 Start production. You got it. 928 01:07:30,957 --> 01:07:35,461 [ Malik ] I want the first run packed and shipped by sunrise. 929 01:07:38,031 --> 01:07:42,669 Nick... stick around. 930 01:07:42,702 --> 01:07:46,806 I want to talk to you about your son. 931 01:08:06,192 --> 01:08:08,428 ♪ Man of the ages 932 01:08:08,461 --> 01:08:10,830 ♪ straight out of the pages ♪ 933 01:08:10,863 --> 01:08:12,965 ♪ hang on i’m contagious ♪ 934 01:08:12,999 --> 01:08:16,803 ♪ outrageous, spontaneous you can’t contain this ♪ 935 01:08:16,836 --> 01:08:19,706 - ♪ I am kazaam - [ Cheering ] 936 01:08:19,739 --> 01:08:25,011 ♪ I am kazaam I am kazaam ♪ 937 01:08:25,044 --> 01:08:30,817 [ Cheering continues ] 938 01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:39,459 [ Announcer ] How about it, party people ! Put your hands together for klass k ! 939 01:08:39,492 --> 01:08:43,763 [ Kazaam ] Whoo ! Yes ! There’s about a thousand people out there, and they loved me ! 940 01:08:43,796 --> 01:08:45,932 [ Woman ] You look terrific ! Just great ! 941 01:08:45,965 --> 01:08:48,267 Yes. Whoo ! 942 01:08:48,301 --> 01:08:53,272 Kazaam ! Kazaam ! I got it, I got it ! [ Kazaam ] What is it ? 943 01:08:53,306 --> 01:08:55,074 Kazaam ! I need to make my last wish ! 944 01:08:55,108 --> 01:08:59,011 Say what ? My third wish ! I wish my dad had a second chance. 945 01:08:59,045 --> 01:09:01,114 Is the kid bothering you ? Leave me alone. Leave me alone. 946 01:09:01,147 --> 01:09:03,116 What is it ? [ Announcer ] Don’t you want him back ? 947 01:09:03,149 --> 01:09:07,820 Let me hear you make some noise ! [ Crowd cheering ] 948 01:09:07,854 --> 01:09:10,156 I wish my dad had a second chance. 949 01:09:11,624 --> 01:09:15,294 You know, like a different life. No can do, kid. 950 01:09:15,328 --> 01:09:18,097 Kazaam, you gotta help me ! We’ve been over this before. 951 01:09:18,131 --> 01:09:21,501 New lives, destiny. Kazaam can’t do ethereal-- kazaam ! 952 01:09:21,534 --> 01:09:23,903 I need this more than anything i’ve ever needed in my entire life ! 953 01:09:23,936 --> 01:09:26,973 I mean, can’t you even try ? Believe me, i’ve been trying all my life. 954 01:09:27,006 --> 01:09:29,308 Just try harder ! Look, I can’t do it ! 955 01:09:29,342 --> 01:09:32,779 Kazaam, I gotta make this wish ! When you gonna learn ? Life ain’t about wishin' and dreams. 956 01:09:32,812 --> 01:09:36,582 It’s about what you got and what you can do with it ! Please ! This is all my fault ! 957 01:09:36,616 --> 01:09:39,252 I’m not some djinn. I just can’t snap my fingers and make you happy. 958 01:09:39,285 --> 01:09:41,187 You just don’t want to Grant my third wish, do you ? 959 01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:44,323 You’ve got all this, and now you don’t want to go back in your box ! 960 01:09:44,357 --> 01:09:46,259 [ Crowd cheering, stomping ] I thought you were my friend ! 961 01:09:46,292 --> 01:09:49,228 Friend ? Don’t you remember ? I’m just your genie ! 962 01:09:49,262 --> 01:09:52,131 You-- [ Cheering, stomping continue ] 963 01:09:52,165 --> 01:09:55,635 - You’re nothing ! - [ Crowd yelling, whistling ] 964 01:09:55,668 --> 01:09:58,805 Max ! What is it ? Nothing ! 965 01:09:58,838 --> 01:10:01,741 What’s the matter ? Just leave me alone ! 966 01:10:01,774 --> 01:10:03,743 Max ! 967 01:10:03,776 --> 01:10:07,647 Excuse me. What’s wrong with Max ? 968 01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,949 He’ll be all right. He was really upset. 969 01:10:09,982 --> 01:10:12,685 I know, but listen to this crowd. They love me. I own them. 970 01:10:12,718 --> 01:10:14,754 You don’t own them ! Say what ? 971 01:10:14,787 --> 01:10:18,491 You don’t get it, do you ? [ Malik laughing ] 972 01:10:18,524 --> 01:10:21,627 [ Continues laughing, kissing ] 973 01:10:21,661 --> 01:10:24,096 Look, look, look what you have ! 974 01:10:24,130 --> 01:10:27,834 Do you know how jealous you are making me ? Huh ? Huh ? 975 01:10:27,867 --> 01:10:31,237 I’m just telling my story. No, it’s much more. 976 01:10:31,270 --> 01:10:35,241 You are-- you have a-- 977 01:10:35,274 --> 01:10:37,677 there is an ancient phrase. 978 01:10:37,710 --> 01:10:40,813 [ Foreign ] "Sultan’s gold." 979 01:10:40,847 --> 01:10:44,817 [ Gasps ] You speak ! 980 01:10:44,851 --> 01:10:47,553 Uh, you know-- [ Laughing ] 981 01:10:47,587 --> 01:10:49,989 You are the "sultan’s gold" ! 982 01:10:50,022 --> 01:10:52,792 You got two minutes. 983 01:10:52,825 --> 01:10:54,861 My box ! 984 01:10:54,894 --> 01:10:57,997 Where’s my box ? Don’t worry about the little things. 985 01:10:58,030 --> 01:11:01,601 - Listen. - [ Crowd ] We want more ! 986 01:11:01,634 --> 01:11:03,703 Your public calls. Trust me. 987 01:11:03,736 --> 01:11:05,738 This is my world. 988 01:11:05,771 --> 01:11:11,110 Right now, you are the biggest part of it. [ Laughing ] 989 01:11:12,612 --> 01:11:16,849 My sultan’s gold... 990 01:11:16,883 --> 01:11:20,753 Lives in a genie’s lamp. 991 01:11:26,759 --> 01:11:28,728 - Get outta here ! - Dad, what happened ? 992 01:11:28,761 --> 01:11:32,265 Go ! Go ! [ Malik laughing ] 993 01:11:32,298 --> 01:11:37,870 [ Crowd cheering ] At long last. Look familiar ? 994 01:11:37,904 --> 01:11:40,873 [ Laughing ] Your father’s been very modest... 995 01:11:40,907 --> 01:11:43,409 About your accomplishments, Max. 996 01:11:43,442 --> 01:11:48,781 That’s right. I’ve got the box, and you’re on your last wish. 997 01:11:48,814 --> 01:11:50,616 Look, Malik, let’s stop playing these games. 998 01:11:50,650 --> 01:11:53,452 I don’t know what you’re talking about, and neither does he. 999 01:11:53,486 --> 01:11:56,522 You can’t keep all these secrets from me. 1000 01:11:56,556 --> 01:11:59,125 You got your tape. He’s just a boy ! 1001 01:11:59,158 --> 01:12:01,427 Dad ! What are you doing ? You can’t-- 1002 01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:05,064 make the wish, I get the genie. 1003 01:12:05,097 --> 01:12:08,034 And everything my heart desires ! 1004 01:12:08,067 --> 01:12:10,703 And if you try anything clever... 1005 01:12:10,736 --> 01:12:13,673 [ Cheering continues ] 1006 01:12:13,706 --> 01:12:15,808 Dearly beloved Nick... 1007 01:12:15,841 --> 01:12:19,812 Will wake up... dead. 1008 01:12:19,845 --> 01:12:23,783 [ Crowd chanting ] Klass k ! Klass k ! Klass k ! 1009 01:12:23,816 --> 01:12:26,285 Klass k ! Klass k ! 1010 01:12:26,319 --> 01:12:28,321 Your third wish will be, quote: 1011 01:12:28,354 --> 01:12:31,624 "I want Malik to have all the money in the world." 1012 01:12:31,657 --> 01:12:34,260 Don’t you see, I wished for that, but you can’t do that. Because if you do that, 1013 01:12:34,293 --> 01:12:36,862 the rest of the world goes broke and money isn’t worth anything ! 1014 01:12:36,896 --> 01:12:39,565 Then i’ll take all the money and give some of it back ! 1015 01:12:39,599 --> 01:12:43,836 Make my wish now ! I can’t ! I can't just say, "hey, kazaam, I need your help," 1016 01:12:43,869 --> 01:12:46,372 and he’ll appear right in front of me. 1017 01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:49,308 - I can’t just say, "kazaam !" - [ Piercing sound ] 1018 01:12:49,342 --> 01:12:52,845 [ Crowd chanting, cheering ] 1019 01:12:52,878 --> 01:12:54,847 Let’s get busy, k ! 1020 01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:58,985 Make the wish... or your father will die. 1021 01:12:59,018 --> 01:13:03,255 I count to three. One, two, three ! 1022 01:13:03,289 --> 01:13:05,324 [ Gasps ] [ Grunts ] 1023 01:13:05,358 --> 01:13:08,327 - [ Crowd cheering ] - ♪ trapped in a box 1024 01:13:08,361 --> 01:13:10,129 ♪ like a premature burial 1025 01:13:10,162 --> 01:13:13,232 - ♪ used to mull in the space cemeterial ♪ - get outta here ! 1026 01:13:13,265 --> 01:13:18,137 - [ Malik yelling ] - [ Nick grunting ] 1027 01:13:18,170 --> 01:13:21,407 Get out ! Get out ! [ Grunting ] 1028 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:23,843 ♪ Suffered a curse that was more than malarial ♪ 1029 01:13:23,876 --> 01:13:27,013 ♪ lived as a ghost granted wishes material ♪ 1030 01:13:27,046 --> 01:13:29,882 ♪ served every Tom, dick and harrial ♪ 1031 01:13:29,915 --> 01:13:32,351 - [ Piercing sound ] - [ Screaming ] Help ! 1032 01:13:32,385 --> 01:13:34,954 Run ! What are we gonna do ? 1033 01:13:34,987 --> 01:13:38,891 Come on ! To the right ! To the right ! 1034 01:13:38,924 --> 01:13:41,861 Stay over here ! Stay over here ! [ Grunts ] 1035 01:13:41,894 --> 01:13:43,896 [ Keypad beeping ] Look out ! 1036 01:13:43,929 --> 01:13:45,965 [ Keypad buzzes ] [ Grunting ] 1037 01:13:45,998 --> 01:13:48,901 ♪ And if you think that’s bad here’s my age ♪ 1038 01:13:48,934 --> 01:13:51,370 ♪ oh, square octogenarial 1039 01:13:51,404 --> 01:13:54,740 ♪ been there, done that he’s seen it all ♪ 1040 01:13:54,774 --> 01:13:57,309 ♪ from the river nile to the hills of Nepal ♪ 1041 01:13:57,343 --> 01:13:59,011 ♪ painted with Picasso and dined with kings ♪ 1042 01:13:59,045 --> 01:14:02,181 ♪ had a lot of riches and material things ♪ 1043 01:14:05,618 --> 01:14:07,386 [ Max ] What is this place ? Shh ! 1044 01:14:07,420 --> 01:14:09,989 [ Muttering ] Let’s go this way. Oh, here they come. 1045 01:14:10,022 --> 01:14:12,124 Come on ! Come on ! We lost them ! 1046 01:14:12,158 --> 01:14:15,161 We can’t find-- go left ! Go left ! 1047 01:14:17,096 --> 01:14:20,199 ♪ So I peeled that spiel got real with the new meal ♪ 1048 01:14:20,232 --> 01:14:22,334 ♪ sucking life down like a cutlet of veal ♪ 1049 01:14:22,368 --> 01:14:25,738 [ Max ] What are we gonna do ? [ Thugs talking, yelling ] 1050 01:14:25,771 --> 01:14:28,474 All right, wait here. What are these ? 1051 01:14:28,507 --> 01:14:30,609 Black market cds. Let’s go. 1052 01:14:30,643 --> 01:14:32,611 Dad, look out ! 1053 01:14:32,645 --> 01:14:34,613 [ Grunting ] 1054 01:14:34,647 --> 01:14:38,017 Let’s run for it ! Go ! Go ! [ Yells ] 1055 01:14:38,050 --> 01:14:40,086 ♪ Mystical and him, well, magical ♪ 1056 01:14:40,119 --> 01:14:43,089 ♪ Mr. Material eat no cereal ♪ 1057 01:14:43,122 --> 01:14:45,624 ♪ man, way mystical and him, well, magical ♪ 1058 01:14:45,658 --> 01:14:50,362 - ♪ magical, magical - [ Laughing ] 1059 01:14:50,396 --> 01:14:54,366 I’m the one with the power. I’m the one with the genie. 1060 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:56,635 Kazaam, he’s my genie. 1061 01:14:56,669 --> 01:15:01,073 And as long as i’m standing here, he'll do whatever I tell him to. 1062 01:15:01,107 --> 01:15:03,242 ♪ One snap of my fingers, get a scoop of Ben and jerrial ♪ 1063 01:15:03,275 --> 01:15:06,378 ♪ living so rich better watch my arterials ♪ 1064 01:15:06,412 --> 01:15:09,849 ♪ don’t get me down with those thoughts of ethereal ♪ 1065 01:15:09,882 --> 01:15:12,985 - ♪ I know who I am - [ Malik laughing ] 1066 01:15:13,018 --> 01:15:14,987 Then I guess my only problem is... 1067 01:15:15,020 --> 01:15:17,356 That you are still standing ! 1068 01:15:17,389 --> 01:15:21,193 - [ Max screams ] - ♪ i’m-- ♪ [ Groaning ] 1069 01:15:21,227 --> 01:15:23,796 Kazaam ! 1070 01:15:23,829 --> 01:15:26,832 ♪ He’s Mr. Material ♪ 1071 01:15:26,866 --> 01:15:31,604 ♪ they say he’s ethereal oh, Mr.-- ♪ 1072 01:15:31,637 --> 01:15:34,874 [ Screaming ] 1073 01:15:35,741 --> 01:15:39,879 [ Kazaam continues screaming ] 1074 01:15:39,912 --> 01:15:42,748 It worked ! 1075 01:15:42,782 --> 01:15:47,620 Now... be a good genie... 1076 01:15:47,653 --> 01:15:51,490 And get into the box. [ Laughs ] 1077 01:15:51,524 --> 01:15:55,861 - I don’t understand. - You’ve been called. [ Laughing ] 1078 01:15:55,895 --> 01:15:59,064 [ All continue laughing ] 1079 01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:03,502 Where’s Max ? 1080 01:16:03,536 --> 01:16:05,838 Max... 1081 01:16:05,871 --> 01:16:09,775 Has terminated your contract. 1082 01:16:09,809 --> 01:16:13,846 You have a new master. 1083 01:16:13,879 --> 01:16:17,416 Now... hop, hop. 1084 01:16:17,449 --> 01:16:21,320 - [ All laughing ] - But I haven’t granted his third wish yet. 1085 01:16:21,353 --> 01:16:24,924 Trust me, he won’t be asking for any more. 1086 01:16:24,957 --> 01:16:28,394 [ Laughing ] 1087 01:16:28,427 --> 01:16:30,930 What’d you do with him ? 1088 01:16:40,406 --> 01:16:42,408 It’s begun. 1089 01:16:43,843 --> 01:16:47,012 - Ooh ! - No. 1090 01:16:50,316 --> 01:16:53,552 Yes. 1091 01:16:53,586 --> 01:16:58,290 [ Laughing ] 1092 01:16:58,324 --> 01:17:02,194 [ Groaning ] His head still looks thick. 1093 01:17:02,228 --> 01:17:06,966 - [ Gasps ] - [ Thugs continue laughing ] 1094 01:17:06,999 --> 01:17:11,637 Not all there, klass k ? Huh ? 1095 01:17:11,670 --> 01:17:15,975 [ Groaning ] 1096 01:17:18,811 --> 01:17:22,114 - [ Grunts ] - [ Malik, foreign ] 1097 01:17:22,147 --> 01:17:25,451 [ Thugs yelling, gasping ] 1098 01:17:33,559 --> 01:17:36,528 [ Malik yelling, foreign ] 1099 01:17:36,562 --> 01:17:39,732 [ Kazaam yelling ] 1100 01:17:39,765 --> 01:17:42,468 [ Continues yelling ] 1101 01:17:45,170 --> 01:17:47,506 [ Kazaam ] Come on ! 1102 01:17:52,878 --> 01:17:56,382 [ Yelling, foreign ] Oh ! 1103 01:18:01,787 --> 01:18:04,423 [ Kazaam ] Come on ! 1104 01:18:07,526 --> 01:18:10,396 [ Yelling ] 1105 01:18:10,429 --> 01:18:14,166 [ Fire crackling ] 1106 01:18:14,199 --> 01:18:16,235 [ Malik laughing ] 1107 01:18:16,268 --> 01:18:22,107 [ Continues laughing ] You can’t hurt me. 1108 01:18:22,141 --> 01:18:27,046 I am your master ! [ Continues laughing ] 1109 01:18:29,481 --> 01:18:31,884 What ? I’ll never be your slave ! 1110 01:18:31,917 --> 01:18:35,854 [ Gasps, groaning ] Now... where’s Max ? 1111 01:18:35,888 --> 01:18:39,191 [ Gasping ] Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He fell down the shaft ! 1112 01:18:39,224 --> 01:18:42,428 What ? There was nothing that I could do ! 1113 01:18:42,461 --> 01:18:48,534 [ Gasping ] Put me down. I’m afraid of height. 1114 01:18:48,567 --> 01:18:50,903 Wish not granted. 1115 01:18:50,936 --> 01:18:53,939 [ Foreign ] 1116 01:18:53,973 --> 01:18:56,342 Ooh ! Ahh ! 1117 01:18:56,375 --> 01:18:58,177 [ Foreign ] 1118 01:18:58,210 --> 01:19:00,646 [ Foreign continues ] 1119 01:19:00,679 --> 01:19:04,416 [ Malik screaming ] 1120 01:19:04,450 --> 01:19:07,086 [ Roars ] 1121 01:19:07,119 --> 01:19:09,688 [ Sirens blaring ] [ Firefighter ] Yeah, that’s okay over there. 1122 01:19:09,722 --> 01:19:12,024 Bring it over there. Come on, let’s move it aside. 1123 01:19:12,057 --> 01:19:14,760 Get those things moved off to the side, all right ? Over there. Max, Max, Max-- 1124 01:19:14,793 --> 01:19:17,629 lady. Lady, where you goin’ ? Now you can’t go in there. I think my son’s in there. 1125 01:19:17,663 --> 01:19:19,765 You can’t go-- I think that my son is in-- 1126 01:19:19,798 --> 01:19:22,234 lady, you can’t go in there. Okay, look, I need to find Travis. He’s a fireman. 1127 01:19:22,267 --> 01:19:24,236 Travis ? Travis o’neil. 1128 01:19:24,269 --> 01:19:28,207 Travis o’neil is in there. 1129 01:20:04,710 --> 01:20:07,413 Hey, tough guy. 1130 01:20:22,661 --> 01:20:27,166 No ! 1131 01:20:32,871 --> 01:20:36,241 In 5,000 years... 1132 01:20:36,275 --> 01:20:38,877 You’re the only friend i’ve ever had. 1133 01:20:38,911 --> 01:20:41,780 And when you needed me the most, 1134 01:20:41,814 --> 01:20:45,317 I wasn’t there. 1135 01:20:45,350 --> 01:20:49,655 And if I had to spend another 5,000 years... 1136 01:20:49,688 --> 01:20:53,459 In a lamp, a compass... 1137 01:20:53,492 --> 01:20:56,929 Or even that stupid boom box, 1138 01:20:56,962 --> 01:20:59,064 I wouldn’t care. 1139 01:20:59,098 --> 01:21:01,467 I just wish... 1140 01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:05,137 I could have granted your wish. 1141 01:21:07,239 --> 01:21:11,310 I wish I could have filled your heart. 1142 01:21:12,578 --> 01:21:16,348 [ Foreign ] 1143 01:21:16,381 --> 01:21:21,153 You-- you are the sultan’s gold, Max. 1144 01:21:22,121 --> 01:21:24,323 I-- 1145 01:21:28,260 --> 01:21:30,863 I am kazaam. 1146 01:21:43,809 --> 01:21:46,512 [ Groans ] Do you have to shine that in my eyes ? 1147 01:21:46,545 --> 01:21:50,782 You’re alive ! You’re alive ! 1148 01:21:50,816 --> 01:21:54,219 [ Kissing ] [ Groaning ] Put me down, put me down ! 1149 01:21:54,253 --> 01:21:55,454 I made a wish, and I granted it ! 1150 01:21:55,487 --> 01:21:57,089 Put me down ! You’re alive ! 1151 01:21:57,122 --> 01:21:59,958 - [ Laughing ] - [ Both gasp ] 1152 01:21:59,992 --> 01:22:02,027 What was that ? 1153 01:22:02,060 --> 01:22:05,597 What’s happening ? I don’t know. This has never happened before. 1154 01:22:05,631 --> 01:22:08,534 [ Screams ] 1155 01:22:09,768 --> 01:22:12,337 You’re leaving. 1156 01:22:12,371 --> 01:22:15,607 You can’t. I haven’t made my third wish yet. 1157 01:22:15,641 --> 01:22:20,212 But you did. You wished for a second chance for your father. 1158 01:22:20,245 --> 01:22:24,049 But wait, i-- it was a perfect wish. It was a wish from your heart. 1159 01:22:24,082 --> 01:22:28,053 - And now it’s done. - But-- no, you don’t understand ! 1160 01:22:28,086 --> 01:22:33,692 - What’s happening to you ? - I don’t know. I just feel-- 1161 01:22:33,725 --> 01:22:36,028 I feel... 1162 01:22:36,061 --> 01:22:38,430 Free ! 1163 01:22:55,247 --> 01:22:57,950 You-- you’re-- 1164 01:22:57,983 --> 01:23:00,052 you-- i’m djinn, 1165 01:23:00,085 --> 01:23:03,088 and i’m free. 1166 01:23:03,121 --> 01:23:04,923 No. 1167 01:23:04,957 --> 01:23:09,728 Kazaam... you can’t. You don’t need me anymore. 1168 01:23:09,761 --> 01:23:13,599 Don’t go ! In our hearts, we’re all djinn, 1169 01:23:13,632 --> 01:23:17,569 and we’re all free. Kazaam, you can’t. 1170 01:23:17,603 --> 01:23:21,106 [ Max crying ] Don’t leave me. The power... 1171 01:23:21,139 --> 01:23:26,478 Is in... your heart. 1172 01:23:59,411 --> 01:24:04,049 [ Sirens blaring ] 1173 01:24:04,082 --> 01:24:07,986 I make a grab like that and you don’t even say, "nice save" ? 1174 01:24:08,020 --> 01:24:11,723 What happened ? Let’s go. 1175 01:24:18,664 --> 01:24:21,466 [ Sirens continue, chatter over radio ] 1176 01:24:23,402 --> 01:24:26,138 Max ? Is he okay ? Yeah. 1177 01:24:26,171 --> 01:24:28,273 Is he all right ? 1178 01:24:28,307 --> 01:24:31,376 Max, are you okay ? Max ! Oh ! 1179 01:24:35,180 --> 01:24:37,683 You’re all right. You did okay. 1180 01:24:37,716 --> 01:24:40,752 Travis, get him a blanket ? Sure. 1181 01:24:41,853 --> 01:24:43,955 [ Stammering ] I was in the building and kazaam, 1182 01:24:43,989 --> 01:24:45,891 he was there and he took me... okay, okay. Okay, Max. 1183 01:24:45,924 --> 01:24:48,226 And he flew and then he-- it’s okay. It’s okay. It's okay. 1184 01:24:48,260 --> 01:24:51,563 I got you now. Okay ? It’s okay. 1185 01:25:11,116 --> 01:25:14,853 I don’t know what happened. All of a sudden, I was free. 1186 01:25:14,886 --> 01:25:16,688 Your friend was there. 1187 01:25:16,722 --> 01:25:19,825 He said something about a second chance. 1188 01:25:24,696 --> 01:25:26,932 You’re a good kid, Max. 1189 01:25:28,934 --> 01:25:30,936 You got a good heart. 1190 01:25:30,969 --> 01:25:34,406 Look, there’s a few things I gotta take care of. 1191 01:25:34,439 --> 01:25:37,409 Some people I owe. [ Man ] Excuse me. 1192 01:25:37,442 --> 01:25:40,145 Is there a Nick Matteo here ? 1193 01:25:43,515 --> 01:25:45,751 That’d be me. 1194 01:25:45,784 --> 01:25:48,754 Would you just give me a minute ? 1195 01:25:52,657 --> 01:25:56,495 Look, when I come back, i’d like to see you. 1196 01:25:57,529 --> 01:26:00,899 We can get together and, I don’t know, 1197 01:26:00,932 --> 01:26:03,502 get a couple rods and go fishing. 1198 01:26:05,404 --> 01:26:07,839 Sounds like a plan to me. 1199 01:26:07,873 --> 01:26:11,777 If that’s all right with you. 1200 01:26:15,213 --> 01:26:18,150 Thanks. 1201 01:26:27,692 --> 01:26:30,195 Are you okay with this, Max ? 1202 01:26:33,031 --> 01:26:35,267 Hey, mom. Yeah ? 1203 01:26:35,300 --> 01:26:38,003 Can we go home now ? Sure we can. 1204 01:26:38,036 --> 01:26:40,806 Come on. Hey ! 1205 01:26:43,508 --> 01:26:45,544 You coming or what ? 1206 01:26:45,577 --> 01:26:48,079 You talkin’ to me ? 1207 01:26:50,749 --> 01:26:52,684 Okay. 1208 01:26:52,717 --> 01:26:55,053 [ Firefighters chattering ] 1209 01:26:55,086 --> 01:26:57,856 Are you sure you want to marry this guy ? Well, that’s the plan. 1210 01:26:57,889 --> 01:27:02,060 Let me tell you something. I’ve been dealing with this woman for 12 straight years. 1211 01:27:02,093 --> 01:27:04,463 Now, we’re talkin' three baths a week, 1212 01:27:04,496 --> 01:27:06,665 trash detail, cleaning your room. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1213 01:27:06,698 --> 01:27:08,733 Three baths a week ? Mm-hmm. With soap. 1214 01:27:08,767 --> 01:27:13,271 That’s cold. Speaking of which, I could sure use a nice hot cup of chocolate. 1215 01:27:13,305 --> 01:27:16,241 [ Glass clanks ] 1216 01:27:24,983 --> 01:27:26,952 [ Kazaam ] You don’t understand. I’m free ! 1217 01:27:26,985 --> 01:27:29,087 [ Asia ] Free to do what ? I got plans. 1218 01:27:29,120 --> 01:27:32,357 The only plans you got are to grow old and die with me. 1219 01:27:32,390 --> 01:27:34,960 You must not realize who I am. If you blink, I disappear. 1220 01:27:34,993 --> 01:27:38,296 Get real. You’re getting a job. A job ? 1221 01:27:39,965 --> 01:27:41,633 [ Laughing ] 1222 01:27:41,666 --> 01:27:44,970 Hey, hey, hold on, hold on. A job ? I ain’t worked in 5,000 years. 1223 01:27:45,003 --> 01:27:47,005 Well, th-there’s a first time for everything. 1224 01:27:47,038 --> 01:27:49,307 [ Kazaam ] I ain’t workin'. 1225 01:27:49,341 --> 01:27:52,444 ♪ Groovin’ ♪ 1226 01:27:52,477 --> 01:27:54,980 ♪ on a summer’s afternoon ♪ 1227 01:27:55,013 --> 01:27:57,482 ♪ takin’ it nice and easy ♪ 1228 01:27:57,516 --> 01:27:59,484 ♪ groovin’ it nice and slow ♪ 1229 01:27:59,518 --> 01:28:01,720 ♪ groovin’ ♪ 1230 01:28:01,753 --> 01:28:04,456 ♪ couldn’t get away too soon ♪ 1231 01:28:04,489 --> 01:28:06,791 ♪ takin’ it nice and easy ♪ 1232 01:28:08,159 --> 01:28:10,729 ♪ well, every day people are in a rat race ♪ 1233 01:28:10,762 --> 01:28:12,998 ♪ people couldn’t or wouldn’t just slow down the pace ♪ 1234 01:28:13,031 --> 01:28:15,467 ♪ like a record on a deck couldn’t switch the speed ♪ 1235 01:28:15,500 --> 01:28:18,203 ♪ from 45 down to 33 1236 01:28:18,236 --> 01:28:20,338 ♪ oh, nice and slow 1237 01:28:20,372 --> 01:28:22,474 ♪ sun a-shinin’ breeze a-blow ♪ 1238 01:28:22,507 --> 01:28:24,743 ♪ ah, nice and easy 1239 01:28:24,776 --> 01:28:27,279 ♪ oh, just chill with my friends and family ♪ 1240 01:28:27,312 --> 01:28:32,150 ♪ I can’t imagine anything that’s better ♪ ♪ no way 1241 01:28:32,183 --> 01:28:36,888 ♪ the world is ours whenever we’re together ♪ ♪ that’s right ♪ 1242 01:28:36,922 --> 01:28:41,092 ♪ there ain’t no place i’d like to be instead of ♪ 1243 01:28:41,126 --> 01:28:44,229 ♪ groovin’ ♪ 1244 01:28:44,262 --> 01:28:46,565 ♪ on a summer’s afternoon ♪ 1245 01:28:46,598 --> 01:28:48,700 ♪ takin’ it nice and easy ♪ 1246 01:28:48,733 --> 01:28:50,702 ♪ groovin’ it nice and slow ♪ 1247 01:28:50,735 --> 01:28:53,438 ♪ groovin’ ♪ 1248 01:28:53,471 --> 01:28:55,840 ♪ couldn’t get away too soon ♪ 1249 01:28:55,874 --> 01:28:57,842 ♪ takin’ it nice and easy ♪ 1250 01:28:57,876 --> 01:28:59,978 ♪ groovin’ it nice and slow ♪ 1251 01:29:00,011 --> 01:29:01,980 ♪ groovin’ ♪ ♪ groovin’ ♪ 1252 01:29:02,013 --> 01:29:04,449 ♪ chillin’ ♪ ♪ couldn’t get away ♪ 1253 01:29:04,482 --> 01:29:06,718 ♪ groovin’ ♪ ♪ groovin’ ♪ 1254 01:29:06,751 --> 01:29:09,321 ♪ chillin’ ♪ ♪ couldn’t get away ♪ 1255 01:29:09,354 --> 01:29:11,590 ♪ groovin’ ♪ ♪ groovin’ ♪ 1256 01:29:11,623 --> 01:29:13,858 ♪ chillin’ ♪ ♪ couldn’t get away ♪ 1257 01:29:13,892 --> 01:29:16,127 ♪ groovin’ ♪ ♪ groovin’ ♪ 1258 01:29:16,161 --> 01:29:18,263 ♪ chillin’ ♪ ♪ couldn’t get away ♪ 1259 01:29:18,296 --> 01:29:20,865 ♪ in the struggle of life though I chase success ♪ 1260 01:29:20,899 --> 01:29:23,268 ♪ everyone goes through some form of stress ♪ 1261 01:29:23,301 --> 01:29:25,737 ♪ the rich man, poor man beggar man, thief ♪ 1262 01:29:25,770 --> 01:29:28,473 ♪ aye, and the doctor even the priest ♪ 1263 01:29:28,506 --> 01:29:30,742 ♪ some people take a trip to the beach ♪ 1264 01:29:30,775 --> 01:29:33,011 ♪ to get a little stress relief ♪ 1265 01:29:33,044 --> 01:29:35,146 ♪ take a picnic don’t put it off ♪ 1266 01:29:35,180 --> 01:29:37,882 ♪ with my children and missy to heart ♪ 1267 01:29:37,916 --> 01:29:40,151 ♪ oh, yes I have to confess ♪ 1268 01:29:40,185 --> 01:29:42,487 ♪ the summertime life is the best one ♪ 1269 01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:44,489 ♪ people, people if you agree ♪ 1270 01:29:44,522 --> 01:29:46,725 ♪ about a bad tan come follow me ♪ 1271 01:29:46,758 --> 01:29:49,728 ♪ groovin’ ♪ 1272 01:29:49,761 --> 01:29:51,997 ♪ on a summer’s afternoon ♪ 1273 01:29:52,030 --> 01:29:54,332 ♪ takin’ it nice and easy ♪ 1274 01:29:54,366 --> 01:29:56,334 ♪ groovin’ it nice and slow ♪ 1275 01:29:56,368 --> 01:29:59,004 ♪ groovin’ ♪ 1276 01:29:59,037 --> 01:30:01,473 ♪ couldn’t get away too soon ♪ 1277 01:30:01,506 --> 01:30:03,608 ♪ takin’ it nice and easy ♪ 1278 01:30:03,642 --> 01:30:05,610 ♪ groovin’ it nice and slow ♪ 1279 01:30:05,644 --> 01:30:08,480 ♪ groovin’ ♪ 1280 01:30:08,513 --> 01:30:11,149 ♪ on a summer’s afternoon ♪ 1281 01:30:11,182 --> 01:30:14,753 ♪ oh, this is the original bad tan, man ♪ 1282 01:30:14,786 --> 01:30:17,889 ♪ chillin’ ♪ ♪ summertime vibes come back again ♪ 1283 01:30:17,922 --> 01:30:20,692 ♪ couldn’t get away too soon ♪ 1284 01:30:23,528 --> 01:30:27,766 ♪ 1285 01:30:36,541 --> 01:30:38,777 ♪ Wakin’ up in the mornin' ♪ 1286 01:30:38,810 --> 01:30:40,779 ♪ to the same old thing 1287 01:30:40,812 --> 01:30:44,849 ♪ don’t seem like anything is ever gonna change ♪ 1288 01:30:44,883 --> 01:30:48,853 ♪ but you got me and I got you ♪ 1289 01:30:48,887 --> 01:30:52,724 ♪ between the two of us ain’t nothin' we can’t do ♪ 1290 01:30:52,757 --> 01:30:56,728 ♪ all that you go through in your life ♪ 1291 01:30:56,761 --> 01:31:00,865 ♪ you should know that you’ve got a friend ♪ 1292 01:31:00,899 --> 01:31:05,136 ♪ i’m gonna give my best put your fears to rest ♪ 1293 01:31:05,170 --> 01:31:07,739 ♪ come on put it to the test ♪ 1294 01:31:07,772 --> 01:31:09,741 ♪ don’t worry, yeah ♪ 1295 01:31:09,774 --> 01:31:11,743 ♪ do the best ♪ ooh 1296 01:31:11,776 --> 01:31:13,411 ♪ don’t settle for less ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 1297 01:31:13,445 --> 01:31:17,749 ♪ do the best for me ♪ oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh 1298 01:31:17,782 --> 01:31:20,018 ♪ love is what you need ♪ ooh, yeah 1299 01:31:20,051 --> 01:31:22,287 ♪ love is the secret ♪ oh, yeah oh, yeah ♪ 1300 01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:26,424 ♪ do the best for me ♪ yeah ooh, yeah ♪ 1301 01:31:26,458 --> 01:31:30,295 ♪ this life’s not easy and i’m sure you'll see ♪ 1302 01:31:30,328 --> 01:31:34,632 ♪ you’ve got to give your best to be where you want to be ♪ 1303 01:31:34,666 --> 01:31:38,570 ♪ if you got me and I got you ♪ 1304 01:31:38,603 --> 01:31:42,173 ♪ between the two of us there’s nothing we can't do ♪ 1305 01:31:42,207 --> 01:31:46,111 ♪ for all that you go through in your life ♪ 1306 01:31:46,144 --> 01:31:50,849 ♪ you should know that you’ve got a friend ♪ 1307 01:31:50,882 --> 01:31:54,853 ♪ i’m giving you my best put your fear to rest ♪ 1308 01:31:54,886 --> 01:31:57,522 ♪ come on put it to the test ♪ 1309 01:31:57,555 --> 01:32:01,659 ♪ you’ll find that you get the best ♪ ♪ you get the best 1310 01:32:01,693 --> 01:32:03,561 ♪ don’t settle for less ♪ ♪ yeah 1311 01:32:03,595 --> 01:32:07,866 ♪ you get the best of me ♪ i’m giving you the best of me ♪ 1312 01:32:07,899 --> 01:32:09,934 ♪ it’s what you need ♪ ♪ everything you need 1313 01:32:09,968 --> 01:32:12,203 ♪ love is the secret ♪ I just want to see 1314 01:32:12,237 --> 01:32:16,107 ♪ you get the best of me ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah ♪ 1315 01:32:16,141 --> 01:32:18,109 ♪ you get the best ♪ you get the best 1316 01:32:18,143 --> 01:32:20,345 ♪ don’t settle for less ♪ ♪ settle 1317 01:32:20,378 --> 01:32:22,881 ♪ you get the best of me 1318 01:32:23,815 --> 01:32:26,050 ♪ ah, ooh 1319 01:32:26,084 --> 01:32:29,354 ♪ ah, ooh ♪ ooh, baby 1320 01:32:29,387 --> 01:32:32,190 ♪ ooh, yeah, ooh 1321 01:32:32,223 --> 01:32:36,494 ♪ ah, ooh ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh 1322 01:32:36,528 --> 01:32:39,631 ♪ ah, ooh ♪ yeah 1323 01:32:39,664 --> 01:32:43,401 ♪ la-la-la, la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ 1324 01:32:43,434 --> 01:32:47,705 ♪ you get the best of me 1325 01:32:47,739 --> 01:32:51,442 ♪ la-la-la, la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ 1326 01:32:51,476 --> 01:32:54,312 ♪ you get the best of me 1327 01:32:55,680 --> 01:32:59,450 ♪ la-la-la, la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ 1328 01:32:59,484 --> 01:33:04,422 ♪ you get the best of me ♪ ooh-ooh get the best of me ♪ 1329 01:33:04,455 --> 01:33:07,926 ♪ la-la-la, la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ ♪ love is the secret 1330 01:33:07,959 --> 01:33:11,629 ♪ you get the best of me ♪ you and me you and me ♪ 1331 01:33:11,663 --> 01:33:16,134 ♪ la-la-la, la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ ♪ love is the secret 1332 01:33:16,167 --> 01:33:20,371 ♪ you get the best of me ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1333 01:33:20,405 --> 01:33:24,576 ♪ la-la-la you get the best ♪ ♪ love is the secret 1334 01:33:24,609 --> 01:33:28,079 ♪ you get the best of me whoo ♪ 105387